Would You Rather Returns!

Would You Rather makes a return because we know that Sore Losers Nation loves it! The only way to find out if Marcus Sasser is going to play in the NCAA tournament for Houston is to talk to someone close to Sasser. Why is Alabama all the sudden considered unbeatable? Does Eddie have a new side hustle when he quits the Sore Losers?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stay late last night watching the first four. Don't worry,
Justin's still trying to get me to get into this
bracket with him, my wife and him coach. I think
that's stands for something else. I think he's trying to
get more than a bracket coach, all three of you guys.
He said, now we're gonna do one bracket. I got
him to agree to that, and then fifteen dollars. So

(00:22):
we stand to win fifteen, we stand to lose thirty. Yes,
it makes no sense. He's trying to siphon money from
his friends. No, so you should make him put two
brackets in lunch. It's people doing this shit. Same thing
happened with college football. My buddy Jonathan, Hey, fill out
brackets with me for yeah, for the bowl games. We

(00:44):
filled him out. Nobody followed it, Nobody cared. There's no
money invested. Justin Hey fill out this bowl bracket thing.
Nobody invested money, Nobody looked at it, nobody cared. Why
do it if it's not thousands of dollars, I don't
do it. I'm not trying to do a fifteen dollars
lions of dollars. Really, only your only interested in thousands
of dollars, so if it was five hundred dollars, you
wouldn't be interested. I like that, but typically when I

(01:05):
do a thirty dollars parlay, I have it spread out
and I pick an underdog because I want six four
figures I'm gonna hit and that's why you don't hit them.
Are you doing this? But because Arnold Dune. This is me.
We are thinking about hiring Arnold though in my place. Yes,

(01:25):
it all started when a dumbass me another dumbass. All right,
we're gonna do it live. We are the one two
three so loser, one of the last shows man to
mess you, buddy? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I

(01:46):
know the most about sports. I getting sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's
up everyone, I'm Eddie and I know the least about sports.
But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. I
don't know who's who, and I don't know what's what's y'all.
It says that I'm from the North, I'm an alpha male.
I'm from the West side of Nashville. And when I
look a man in the eye and shake his hand,

(02:09):
and I tell him what he's meant to me. I
prefer to do it in the bathroom, because that's what
you can tell. If a man is carrying a pistol
over to you, what is he talking about? To try
to act like Eddie was leaving this show. But but
we shook hands in the bathroom. Now did I have
a pistol? Man to man? Before you leave? I want
to look you in the eye and tell you what

(02:29):
you've meant to me. Okay, but really, I mean we
have to. We've done a show together for five years.
Somebody asked me that how long we're about his flippy
dippy as a sale that I got going on in
my corner publics, how long have we been a show?
Four and a half years? Yeah, my guess was five. Yeah,
it's felt like ten, but my guess was five. Yeah,

(02:51):
it's about four and a half years. But we did.
We did kind of find out another reason that Eddie
is leaving the show. No, you didn't sexual orientation reason.
I can just say yes everything. You have your guesses, No,
I asked you. No, you say, oh, it's this, isn't it?
And I said, yeah, I can say yes to everything.
But why wouldn't you tell us the truth? Truth? The
truth is, I'm tired. I'm exhausted by the time this

(03:13):
comes around, Coach, I'm exhausted and I've got to go home.
That was the truth. And my and my work doesn't
end here. But he made a comment that I thought
he was going on tour, so I was like, Okay,
here we go. I'm doing a solo album. Yeah, everybody
has ideas of what they want to do. At his core,
he's tired. But I really thought I came up with

(03:35):
this theory that Eddie is leaving this show because he
thinks he's gonna have a side hustle and he's gonna
have a website where he sells his damn picks because
Eddie likes only fans. The pictures. No, no, like your
lock pictures of my No. No, like you're put a
dollar on it. I thought, man, chance nobody will buy those.

(03:55):
Oh there's a market for it, but you gotta be right.
You don't know what's the percentage. They gotta be right
on this. That's a great Well here's the thing. I
believe those hot lines like it's like, oh callers, you know, oh,
oh my god, we are making money. We've been five
in a row. What they do is they take callers
and half of them they give, and if if we

(04:16):
get it wrong, the next bet is free. We will
give you a free pick tomorrow if we are wrong
to if the free one's wrong. Well, I think they
give fifty percent of the people this team, another, this team,
so that half of it's gonna be wrong and half's
gonna be right. So half are gonna be like, he's right.
But they are not gonna make any money. No, they

(04:36):
still make money because you called in and paid for it. Yeah,
but then you're losing on the second bet though you
know that's free, but the people free. But if they
hit it, oh, oh, the advice is free. That advice
is free, and that's all you need is that hit. Right.
But these guys what they're running the trouble they're running into.
They're doing it every day. So it's coming out now,
the guys that are good and the guys that suck.

(04:57):
And on Instagram there's I mean there's one hundreds of
them on Instagram and they post their picks. It's not
good or sucks though it's lock. There's so much left.
There's a lot, I mean there's guys that put in
the research. I wish I knew their damn names. I
didn't because we don't plan ahead. There's about five of
Cody does Locks is one of them who's really damn good,
but you gotta pay hundreds. He does locks. Different guy,

(05:19):
but there was there was a dude I was following
at one point and I told you I paid him
three hundred dollars and he gave me bucks money line
and they were an eight point favorite, and it gave
you a glass, and then he gave me glass. Now
the best pitcher in baseball money line against the worst team.
So those were the picks you hit it? No, I
missed both of them. But then he gave you free picks. Right,

(05:41):
What good are the free picks if he sucks at
the real ones? Right? And then when I hit him up,
I'm like, hey, give me my free pick, And so
then he sends you all, give my free pick, and
his free pick is a screenshot of his bet that
he made. So either they're awesome at photoshopping, maybe that's
what they do it, but he's putting eight awesome Our
friend can do it. I don't know, but it's all
so his dates and all that on it. It don't matter.

(06:02):
It's also what I told you is, oh, he missed
a couple, so they need he makes you feel better
by here, here's a free one. You know what I mean? Like,
I'll back up my word if I didn't, if I
didn't hook you up with the winner, I'll try to
give you another one for free. But he didn't even
go an even line. He went an eight point Buck's
Favorite with Jonas as a money line winner, and they lost.
That's horrible, But how much he sucks his picks sucks

(06:23):
so bad. I was having to parlay them with another
pick because he was doing to give me a money
line pick. I'm not putting down eight hundred dollars to
win one hundred, So I had to do money line
bets with parlays and you still lost. I lost. Why
do you think I stopped doing it? Okay, so we
can put that theory to bed that Eddie is gonna
sell his picks, I'm not. There were rumors out there
that Eddie was probably gonna start a betting website where

(06:45):
you can buy his picks his expertise. He'll tell you
what to bet, who to bet, win to bet although
I did put twenty bucks on that the fighter on
UFC last weekend. One Jordanian dude. I didn't watch this
last You know who is He's the one that always
wears the fluffy uh his fluffy hats. Yeah, he was

(07:07):
an underdock. I think he was plus two ten. Whoa
I mean, dude, the other guy had no chance the
entire fight, five rounds. He just beat him to death.
He's crazy. So he's a fighting night. There's a fighting night.
Not bad, yeah, pretty good. What do you know? Herd's
got right on. Who's he? He's his protege. That's the

(07:29):
dude from Star Wars Nick Wright. He brought him up
through the system. That's not the guy Darth Darth Maul,
Darth Vader. But I have these shows figured out. I
predicted them all and guess what. Yesterday they predicted Aaron Rodgers.
Today they're still predicted a predicting the Jets. Everybody's talking
about it. It's pretty much a done deal predicting. We're

(07:50):
just waiting for Aaron Rodgers to announce it. And by
the time we put this out tomorrow it may be
announced because we have to record this early because Eddie
has a charity event tomorrow that he has to go speak. Sorry,
I have to go speak for the kids. No, I'm
just I'm sorry. Not a new charity. No, no I'm not.
That's what I'm saying. I know Aaron rodgers decision of
where he's going to go play football in September is
more important than charity. I get it. It really is

(08:11):
like people care more about the NFL than they do
about children. Good job. They would rather spend their money.
They would rather spend their money gambling on the New
York Jets to win over nine and a half games
than they would donate to the foster kids there the
kids out there that need us well put. The average
guy would go down into his brick and mortar Encore
Casino in Boston instead of pay two dollars to a

(08:33):
kid at an orphanage that's standing outside of their local
grocery store. And it's sad. That's the state of this country.
It's just the truth. Though. Gambling gives them more satisfaction.
It's the idea of you making more money by just
clicking a button. Yes, it's easy. Would you prefer we
had a brick and mortar here or you like it
on the phone. Oh you mean, but they are building

(08:55):
a brick and mortar. Yeah, if there was a casine.
Some people are stricked by they don't do that phone
and stuff. Lunch didn't. Now he's now opened himself up
to it. Did you bet last night Live? No? But
what I've realized is some people are strictly they just
have to go to the building that is a casino,
not on their phone. Oh yeah, of course right. I
like it. Like in Vegas, I don't go to the kiosk.

(09:15):
I go to the freaking person because it's so much
more fun to see them. Now, I do think Mike's
trust me. They don't want to see you. Are you
sure they're minus eight? You sure? Are you sure you
want it? Yes? Mother could just place the bet. I
was cleaning up my wallet and there was a betting
slip from the sore losers coaches gonna mention that was
a winner. I was like, I need to mail this off.

(09:37):
So I put it in the envelope and I mail it,
and I'm putting in the mailbox and my four year
olds like, data, data, who are you sending a letter to?
You have a girlfriend in Las Vegas. Dad, he's got
a vice. I'm sorry. I said, well, I'm mailing it
to this this place. They're gonna send me some money back.
I remember this for the rest of his life. Yeah,

(10:00):
and he goes, what do you what They're gonna they
owe you money. I was like, yeah, it's like a
contest and I won the contest and the prizes money. Coach,
why don't you tell them the truth? That was the
perfect opportunity to teach him about gambling. And he said,
what was the contest? And I'm mine? So I said,
it's called you It's called gambling. But you won't understand that.

(10:21):
There you go. His eyes got real big. He was like, Mama,
Dadda gambelled and she was like, yeah, he did. His
prize is money. And he goes, so they're gonna mail
you money and I said yeah, and he goes, are
we out of money? Sit down? Like he literally if

(10:43):
they didn't cover we would He literally thought, because I
was mailing off my betting slip, that we were out
of money. That his mind could not he I don't
know how he came to that conclusion, but he just
goes and he seriously looked at me, and he got
kind of and he goes, are we of money? Keep
that same sentiment and check back in six months. I said, no,

(11:04):
we're not out of money. We're getting extra money because
I want a contest. And he goes, okay, And so
they're gonna send it to you in the mail. And
I was like, and he goes, okay. Cool, he's gonna
tell his friends at school. My dad sends envelope to
Las Vegas and he gets money through the envelope. He's
gonna be the bookie at school. And then they're gonna
tell their parents, and their parents are gonna say, your
son's dad's a degenerate gambler. We're not gonna let you

(11:27):
hang around that family, and they're gonna teach you how
to gamble. And his kids are at the school on
the computer, going Las Vegas and they figure it out
and they start writing it on envelopes and just mailing it. Hope, guys,
but you realize there are more vices now than when
we were kids, and even much more when our parents
were kids, because you used to not have porn on computers.
I mean they used to have to have physically go

(11:48):
get a magazine. Correct. Pornography is a lot more of
a vice now than it was then. Gambling. We're just
now seeing it legalized in the States. That is a
massive vice. What are you talking. It's a lot more
accessible what porn, porn and gambling. Did you ever see
porn as a kid? Not? Maybe the first image I
saw was when the internet was invented in my buddy
print No, no, you saw your dad. You never saw

(12:16):
a magazine. No one took a magazine on the bus.
One buddy had a playboy exactly. That's the guys one
time thing, a one off. You didn't have websites and stuff.
There's these vices now that people kids are gonna be
familiarized with. Some parents are going to be terribly affected
by it. Some are gonna be mature and be able
to handle him. So it's funny to think back though,
the kid with a playboy, like he got it from

(12:38):
his dad. Of course, of course, so there's always one kid.
Did you have a kid with a playboy? By we
not only had a kid with a playboy? Chasm, Carol Coach.
Why would you name him by name his I don't
know if it was dad or step dad. I didn't
really know his parents, but had a collection of movies
and magazines, and I mean we would go over there
after school when the parents were at work, and it

(12:59):
was just like, Wow, holy crap, look at all this
porn there, guys leaving. It was the most beautiful thing.
Everybody has their own core. That's where I learned everything.
These pages stuck together. I still make moves. I still
do moves from those videos. It was like, holy crap, like,
this is a lot of porn. Like so we would

(13:21):
go to Chasm's house once a week and watch the videos.
My buddy told me the craziest story. He said he
had a friend. Something's happened in my parents. He had
a friend who had his parents were divorced. The mom
had a stepdad, so she would go, h stay at
the stepdad's house sometimes whatever, and he would just have
the house by himself. So he had a house party amazing,

(13:43):
invited all his friends. Somebody found the stash of videos,
not just videos, home videos. Mom, her stepdad and he
would walk away to the kitchen and they put it
in and play TV. And the dude will walk in
and see his mom like why do you do it?

(14:04):
Turn that crap mom, and they would just like torture him.
Oh Bay is the worst thing I've ever heard. He
had a stash of videos and son finds them. Is
that crazy? He starred for life though, That is well.
It brought me to a question that was posted on
the Facebook, and it is a would It was a

(14:25):
would you rather? So I'm trying to pull it up
because it goes along with the scene of your mom
being banged by the step dad. Okay, let me see
if I can find it. It was would you rather
see your parents naked? Or see him every day? There
you tell us, Ray, I read it the other day. No, No,
it was would you rather hear your parents having sex

(14:46):
every single day for the rest of your life? Or
would you like to join them one time to make
it stop? Don don't even answer, you have to answer.
That's the game. No, we don't play this game on
the show. Dude, this is listen. You're leaving. We gotta
I mean, this is a great question. I mean it's

(15:09):
the noises, the images you can't get out of your head.
That's why images with the Murdoch thing, Dude, he's gonna
see his wife and his kid when he killed him.
The images burned engraved in his head for the rest
of his life. But I don't think he bothers him
because he's obviously he's a sick man. He killed his
son and his wife, right, But there's forms of love
and stuff that you have towards children. That is a

(15:31):
love you can't ever create out of money. That's insane.
He never had that. Wow, maybe he didn't in the
moment with pills, but now he's got to have those
feelings of love with the emotion he showed at the trial.
There's no love like he is such a psychotic narcissist
that he puts all that out and he is it's

(15:53):
all about him, and he's convinced himself, yes, he has
this alternate reality. Convincing yourself is key in those moments
of convincing your up. It's like, ah, that's them, not me. Well,
and that's how he explained I was. He said he
would cheat a quadruple polegic out of they'd get a
five million dollars settlement. He'd say, well, I got them
more money than they were supposed to have, So I
just would convince myself in the head that I'm keeping

(16:15):
their three million because I originally got them more than
they were supposed to get. All about convincing yourself. But
he still stole three million dollars. Absolutely so no, no,
we're still talking about here's mind like following the cold case.
I already answered the question. It's up to you. I know.
Noises no, no, no no, you didn't answer the question because
you said the image would be burning your mind. It's

(16:37):
not about seeing them, it's about joining them. Both of
those things all pass. Why the would you join your parents?
That is next level up. I would do it one time,
just to stop the noises. Go ahead, Mom, I think
I would have to join to stop the noises every
single day. You've lost your mind, dude, sick man, never

(16:59):
be able to your head sick? What have you impregnant?
Your mom? I think she's past that stage. I know,
we know that. I just think that at oh mom,
oh mom. I can't imagine mom every every day at noon, Yeah,
hearing my mom and dad. I can't imagine. I can't

(17:23):
imagine every day at noon hearing them like. I just don't.
So I think to stop it, Like I think, if
you heard it every single day, you would drive you insane. Dad,
Mom needs you, It would drive me insane. What are

(17:44):
you gonna do? I just listen to him. I guess, Coach,
I'm done. So you would sit there and every join them,
every every day for the rest of your life. You
would sit there and listen to him. You have to Coach.
It's just the way it is. Afterwise is normal. It's
like talking. I don't think it's ever normal. It will
become normal. And noises, too, are different. You've put headphones on,

(18:05):
so if you have to listen. We're at the apartment complex.
Can't make me do that. And we hear all kinds
of stories, and some of the people have said, oh
my gosh, below us, side of us, above us. We
hear people having sex all the time, to the point
management has had to call them and say, hey, you're
having sex too loud. You need to tone it down.
This is your first warning. It's gonna be a fine
at an awkward conversation. Welcome to being a property manager.

(18:27):
Thank god, I don't have that. I thought, Coach. All
you did was throw parties. That's how you were just
a welcome committee. Guys. I just put out dog biscuits
and have some drinks and then Yappy Hour and then
painting on Wednesdays. Wow, But we never hear anything so
maybe some people sex noises, or sometimes it's loud if
a guy's just going to hammertown, I don't know. I

(18:48):
mean my wife when like we lived in Austin, like
she said she heard our neighbor like going at it hardcore,
and I'm like, I never heard that at all, dude,
in the in the years. She was like, how could
you not hear that. I'm like, I'm trusting me. I
know that sound, but sometimes I just think it's a
squeak in the building, and people are like, oh, my gosh,
a sex noise. I mean, I don't see how it

(19:10):
could be that big of a noise that you're hearing. Honestly, really,
I mean, oh my gosh, that a sex noise. No Bazer,
that's literally a branch outside rubbing up against another. Did
you ever hear your parents growing up? Not that I remember,
but you kind of remember. I didn't find some playboys
in my dad's room one time? Yeah, my dad pretty

(19:30):
wendy last night. Huh, sounded like a lot of squeaking upstairs.
And I do remember my dad my brother had some
playboys and he took them out by the curb and
the mail truck or the the not the mail truck.
But the trash truck pulls up and they go to
the load it and they're like, oh, and they wouldn't
put those in the cab. They didn't throw those away
because it was back in the day before they had
the claws that would just automatically grab it. They would

(19:52):
have to get out of the truck. And he was like,
oh no, put those up in the front. Hilarious. Remember
it clear as day. But when we come back, we're
gonna talk about a coach that took things a little
too far. Right after this, Eddie, what did I do?
Now we go to Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, a Oklahoma cheerleading

(20:14):
coach was arrested after allegedly having a sexual relationship with
a student that lasted five years. The forty five year
old woman started making moves on her daughter's boyfriend and
when they he was supposed to be at lunchtime, she
would take him home to have sex with him. They
had sex over three hundred times over five years. Who

(20:35):
counted that? And the dude still dated her daughter and
kept a face I mean, and she would like never
once the girlfriend saw hurt him leave with her. As
what I'm saying, No one ever saw him leave campus together. Never,
like at lunchtime, you're like, hey, you want to grab
a freed pie with me? Well, actually, I gotta go
home with your mom. She's making me leave campus, Like

(20:57):
how does that go down? For? Let's be real. Sometimes
that's why they closed campuses ours. They found a bunch
of needles. Kids were shooting up during recess or excuse me,
no open in high school in Michigan. Yeah, they're shooting up.
They were met up, yeah, met up? Really. Yeah. So
that's when they closed campus. So my entire senior year,
junior years, we couldn't even leave. So if they had
open campus, dude, anything could happen. But why is he

(21:20):
not hanging out with the girlfriend every day? At lunch
he's gone. Yeah they broke up eventually, right, Oh, yeah,
they eventually broke up, but she was controlling about like
who his friends, he couldn't go places. But didn't she
like tell tell him that she loved him or she
only wanted him, yes, because he would look at other
girls or something, and but I mean she'd get passed.
How easy would that relationship be? He goes home to

(21:43):
his family, She has her own daughter that she's worried
about the dude is just must have been always hooking up.
He was then hooking up with the daughter had to
be had to be like, okay, you know, we hook
up and then fall asleep and then oh you're asleep, Okay,
I'm gonna sneak out into your mom's room. So they
had a secret relationship. Realistically, yeah, realistically, three hundred times's
always at three hundred times. That's the over three hundred times,

(22:05):
over three hundred times. So that means the first few
hundred he was cool with her. Right At what point
was he just like, hey, this isn't good. I always
wanted the same thing, you know what I mean? I
bet it's though number one. The first time was crazy,
the second time this probably isn't right. I don't know,
you're talking over three hundred times. After that he was
addicted to it. But the biggest decision of his life

(22:27):
was when he went from one to two. One probably
happened when he had a couple of drinks. I don't
know how old they were. She's in her forties old,
he's got to be. He was in high school. He's
in high school, but drink. He's kids are all drinking
so maybe it involved a little bit of drinking the
first time. The second time. Man, when he crossed that line,
there was no turning back. I just want to My
main question is how did she sneak him off campus

(22:48):
so many times in her car? I know maybe he
went in his car and then met her over there,
But you think the neighbor would see something like that.
If you have open campus, there's always cars coming and
going right. But that's why school was closed. Campuses we
have like this. We had closed campuses, and I remember
now I'd look back at it, how stupid we were.
We were so insistent on going off campus. The links

(23:10):
that we went to to go off campus for lunch
because upper classmen could go off well you could. We
would hide in the trunks of cars just so we
could go eat it. Damn Burger king Like, isn't that
we thought it was the most important thing for us
to go off campus for lunch, that we would hide
in the trunks of cars. Do you guys are dumbasses? Though?
I would just bring the security guard food bat He'd say,

(23:34):
you can go wherever you want, man, just bring it back.
Where were you guys going, Oh, we're going to Burger king, Hey,
bringing back a whopper? Genius? Got it, dude. We we
actually had it open. It's actually smart. Freshman year, we
had it open and we would drive in traffic. Not
like it was crazy. I was in a small town.
But you would drive to the pizza place. It would
take you twenty five minutes in driving, and we'd eat
there for five minutes. I mean, why not get a

(23:55):
good nutritious meal for thirty minutes, sit down and eat it. Dude.
We would scarf down pizza and you'd have to run
back to school. But is the freedom, dude? Is that
driving the roads at lunch time? We're throwing us pizza.
As we left the door because it was time to go.
You felt so awesome because it was like, oh my gosh,
I can pick where I want to go today. And
then you see random people at the Oh you chose

(24:16):
to eat here too. You felt free, Like Eddie said,
you go anywhere. And then they get smart close campus
because then they make more money. Everybody's forced to eat
their school lunch profits always that why they did is
to make more money. Probably didn't think about that they're
making tons of money, but yeah, you would have and
the farther you went away from campus, the easier it
was to get foodcause there was a long line. If
you went to something right by campus, it was like,

(24:38):
oh my god, like this is taking forever. Dude, there's
a Sonic right next to where I get my hair done.
Sometimes I'll swing by get a pretzel. Don't know if
this is a good story or not. I'll get a pretzel,
get a cherry line made. Dude. If campus just got
let out, good luck, I mean good luck. The line's
gonna be twenty people around the Sonic. I just won't
eat guys. Sorry, you guys have open campus. The kids
love Sonic and they sit out there, they're you know,

(24:58):
they're grabbing their girls. They're try to find a way
to smoke. That nothing's changed in the years when I
was a high school. Kids are still trying to hide
cigarettes and smoke. And you're still trying to cop a
feel while you're on your thirty minute break, Coach. You
know they did this back in the fifties too. I know,
nothing changes. They didn't have this back like eighteen hundred,
So we're gonna have flying cars. Back in the Bible days,

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that's what they were doing off campus coach. Dude, you're
good though, with the security guard. That's how you do.
Once you have him, you can do anything. Due my
freshman year though, I was a good kid, never got
called well. In middle school. I got a couple of fights,
but like high school, it was like, I'm not going
to screw up in high school. It's a serious business.
Principle calls me in the hell. I'm like a freshman.

(25:39):
I sit down his life. So what makes you think
you can leave campus and go lunch when everyone has
to be here? I'm like, what do you mean? Don't
talk back to me, son, What makes you so special
that you can leave campus and go eat somewhere off
campus when everyone else has to eat in the cafeteria?
Want to bk man? Sir, Sir look sir, I don't

(25:59):
know what. Shut up, don't talk back to me. This
is stupid. I'm not going to tolerate this stuff. Have
you ever had the big New Yorker from Pizza Man?
Then the secretary cut knocks on the door, Sir, Eddie
Garcia is here, freaking's big old senior. Hey, you guys
needing me? Who's this guy? That's Eddie Garcia is a freshman.
I'm sorry, freman, you can leave him now. Scared straight.

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I was like, what the I didn't do anything, and
I don't even drive, like dude, I ate the square pizza. Man,
don't drive? Why are you yelling at me? Shut up?
Don't talk back to me. It's crazy, dude, Dude, those
administrators getting a little mean. I mean, they think they
are such badasses. Yea, they can't anymore, but they now
because their cell phones, cell phones and all that. Back Now, dude,

(26:45):
if their teacher starts talking now, you see every teacher
that hits the student back in the day, they probably
hit him all the time. I mean it's like I
remember elementary school. They would close the blinds in the
excuse me, Oh yeah, dude, in the principal's office, they
would close the blinds because somebody's gonna get popping swats. Yeah.
I actually heard that our principal would hit a couple
of people. I never got but I never saw rumors that, yeah,

(27:07):
he's hit a couple of people. Yeah. We never had
a hitting in my schools, but I did have a
sub bus driver one time, and we're having a paper
fight this middle school, like last day of school and
we're having a paper fight, paper fight, and we stopped
the paper fight. And I'm getting off the bus and
there's a lot of paper on one of the steps
and I kind of just fling it over my shoulder
at the trash can. The bus driver thinks I'm thrown

(27:30):
it at him, jumps off the bus boom and shows
me up against the fence, and I'm like up Forrest
and Aaron my boys forever to sit there and watch,
of course, But Luke the juke Whale, who I did
not know at all, jumps off that bus and jumps

(27:51):
on the bus driver's back. That dude lost his career
to beating Luke the juke Whale on this dude's back.
He grabs us both on the bus. He says, back
to school, and the school called my parents for a week.
Please don't sue us. Please do not sue. Please do
not sue. Please don't sue us. Please do not sue.
We are so sorry. That bus driver will never work again.

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Please do not file a lawsuit. Why did they not?
Dude and my parents did never file a lawsuit? Oh man,
And I don't know what you'd be a millionaire, dude,
be a millionaire he just lost it. He just lost it.
Thought I was throwing it at him, slams me up
against the fence. And what did he say when he
slammed you? What the hell do you think you're doing?
And the beauty of it is he could get a

(28:33):
job at another school nowadays, you can, because I'd have
been recording, yes and all I was saying, and I go,
I'm throwing the paper at you threw it at me,
damn it don't And I was like, I just tossed
it over my shoulder at the trash can. And then
here comes Luke the juke Whaley out of nowhere and
tackled him from behind, jumped on his shoulder like, jumped
on his back, like, get off of him. It was

(28:54):
aweso he did. He had my back Aaron, and f
appreciate that, Luke Duke. But here's the funny about Luke
the juke Whale. When we were he was from a
divorced household. And where are you going now? And how
does that have to do anything with any story? No, no, no,
just wait. It was a dual income one at house,

(29:16):
so we didn't know what the hell is Eddie doing work?
I'm working on my headphones. I think I figured it out.
So we didn't know Luke the Juke Whaley. And we
were gonna play ditch football. And this is the beginning
of the school year, and he is on the bus
and we're like, wow, we need an extra let's just
invite this loser like this nerd. We've never seen him before.

(29:36):
He must be new to the neighborhood. So like, hey, man,
you want to come down and play some football down
in the ditch. He's like yeah, cool, and we're like little,
We're like good, We're gonna kick this guy's ass. Luke
the Juke And that is how he got his name,
Luke the juke Whale, Hell of the Juker. No, you
couldn't tackle him. He was a juker. He was so

(29:57):
freaking fast. That move it's called a juke No, the
juke Whalley. That's when he was born, dude. And I mean,
and then you didn't know him. No, I didn't know him.
Did he go on to play big sports or no?
Well he moved schools because this was when he was five.
This is when he was in eighth grade, and so
we didn't know him. So he was there for that year.

(30:18):
And then high school. He stayed with his mom that way.
He went to high school all four years at that school,
and we never saw him again. Luke, and then I
found him on Facebook. Lives in Dallas. Luke the juke
Whale is Christian McCaffrey. Is he still playing ball? No?
No, no no, he's not playing ball. I don't think he
ever played ball. Henry Now heard of him. No, but

(30:39):
David Tony Pollard, Yeah, no, Christian Nikoy ain't. No, it
wasn't any of them. Zeke no, Zeke. He didn't show
up to the ditch. He was too busy at the
pizza buffet. But I got stuck. Hey, we're gonna get
you some very important information that's gonna help you fill
out your bracket. Right after this. Always go at the

(31:04):
lower seed. Nope, right, call that number. Oh no, no, no no,
we're not doing it. Well, we're not calling no tooth Keith,
Now we're not. No, we're not calling Hey, kid, I
feel that in my bracket. No, no, there's nothing that
you gotta be kidding me. Hit it, coach, it's dead,

(31:26):
give it a hit. It's usually has lights. There's nothing here.
What right, that's an important segment? Who is that We're
gonna call the University of Houston get an update on
sasser Um University of Houston, how would you like to
enroll this summer? Hello? It Lark? An update on Sass? Sass? No,

(31:48):
not Sassy? What's the update? I don't know. What have
you seen online that he's gonna be good to go? Thursday?
Told you who's people are trying to work? Director off
Us is currently unavailable. You think they are busy in
the month of March, they're training for it? All right,
we'll try. We are a number one seed. Leave us

(32:11):
the hell alone. There is a lot of madness here
because it's March madness and we are still dealing with
prank callers. Look warm them up first with is your
mascot name? Sasha? Hello? Hello? How come we can't hear you?

(32:41):
Call it? Droids? Up? Man? Are you naked? Hello? What's
your sign? And what's your name? Coach? What do you
call Chewbacca? I don't know what man? Hey, this BID's
going really well. I thought it'd be fun job. Coach. Hey,
when you're struggling, we don't have anything to talk about. Hello,
who are we calling next? At Intermural Office? Who's next?

(33:04):
Homer Simpson. Hey, guys, I got spongebobs. Yes, ma'am, I
just got a question. I'm trying to fill out my
bracket for March Madness, and I was just trying to
get an update on Marcus Sasser on my update, Yeah,
like because he heard his groin in the game the

(33:25):
other day, and so I'm just wondering, like, can is
it okay to take Houston all the way? Like what's
his status? Have you seen anything in practice? So you're
calling camps racation. We're not connect to the athletics there,
But what do you know? What are you hearing around campus?
I figure you would be in the know because you
guys are athletics. They're athletics, you guys, you know, athletes
hang out with athletes. Gotcha, um so Carl on spring break,

(33:50):
so they're having a lot of people on campus. Oh well,
if they're on spring So have you gone to practice?
Have you talked to SAMs coach Sampson? See what the
deal is? Ready? The campus arecase Center and the athletics
are not connected, so you don't have access to it.
Oh yeah, sir, do that so they can't sign up
for inner murals? Okay, My question is are you taking Houston?

(34:14):
Are you taking Houston to win it all in your bracket? Like?
Are you that confident that Sassar's going to be back? Um?
I would be a great person now, so I can
ask someone else. No, you no, no, you know I'm
asking you are the You're the one that pulls on
the you know, the campus like you you live at
you you are a student there. You know, you are
everything about Houston. You're a cougar. I mean me personally,

(34:38):
I would you would. Okay, So that means so what
you're telling so without telling me, you're telling me that
Sassar's gonna be one to go for the tournament? Is
this lunchbox? That's not what I'm saying a championship. I'm
just I'm just confident. Who's who's gonna be the champ
I'm saying. Okay, you're not. Okay, it's not what you're saying.

(34:58):
But you know, maybe you know someone that date Sassa
or you know you're like good friends, maybe your roommate.
Oh yeah, sure we can call it that. We can
go with that. Yeah, okay, okay, so that tells me
you got some inside information. You're kind of close to
him or someone on the team. All right, well thanks,
I'm not I'm not saying that at all. Um yeah,

(35:21):
oh yeah, just go wherever your heart's telling you to go. Okay, okay,
So um, well what else do you know? Who else?
What else do we need to look for? What are
you gonna be at the championship parade? Will you be
on the floats with the players since you're close to him?
But you're not saying you are, but you are kind
of No, I'm just saying, just do whatever you think

(35:43):
you you think you should do. All right, all right, gokugs,
all right, you go, you two? Bye bye? Well why
why is he making that noise? I don't know? But
what did you guys think, buddies, dodo I think she
wanted you off the phone? You don't think she she
sounded at some point that she hurt she or one

(36:05):
of her girls as a roommate was one of the
exactly it sounds like she her friend is dating Sasser.
What are the chances that you called due correct the
dorm and they answered the phone? So he's good to go? Yeah, okay,
she goes. I'm not saying that, but I'm saying that. Okay,
let's run with it. One of her friends is banging Stasser. Sasser,
that's what That's what it sounded like, because I was like, so,

(36:26):
like you were one of your friends and she goes.
She kind of got caught off guard, like, how do
you know that information? We knew, We just know that
was awesome. So everybody, if you were thinking, Houston, they're hurt,
Oh my god, gotta take him out early, they're not.
They're not hurt. We got it from not Sasser's mouth,

(36:46):
but someone very close to the Houston program. Girls, roommate,
Does that change your bracket? No, it doesn't. I told
you he was good to play, he was good to go.
Have you filled out your bracket? I have not yet. Ray,
I need your help, though. I really think, I really
think that Tennessee could go far. I saw them in person.
They suck. They're so bad a coach. Fact that he's

(37:08):
saying they suck makes me really want to put that
they don't have that guard. Ziegler he was the team.
He was not the big seven foot Spaniard. No, they're
all like seven, not any of those guys. Just the
guy with the pigtails. There's the guy that's the left hander,
and I'm telling you what their problem is. He's trying
to handle the ball, trying to move it around, trying
to shoot threes. He's perfect just posting up in the

(37:30):
corner shooting threes. He can't do that without Ziegler. He's
used out of his comfort zone. Missouri sodomized them. It
was not pretty. It was not pretty at all. I'm
telling you what I experienced in that gymnasium a week ago.
I don't want you to experience that. It was complete domination. Okay,

(37:51):
why what? What is? What are you hesitant about? Well?
I think that Tennessee could beat who do they have
on their side? Uh? Is it Perdue Due? I think
the Tennessee can be Perdue. No Perdue plays well again.
I think the seven foot Spaniard could be Dye. And
if they can isolate Eadie take him out of the game,
Tennessee can win two seven footers banging down low. That's

(38:13):
what we're talking about. But that's what Perdue wants. Perdue
wants a ten in Tennessee. They'll beat him by thirty. Dude,
I'm telling you Perdue. Tennessee is a defensive team. They're
gonna go out there and play their asses off. It's
score about forty five points. Yeah, it is gonna be
low scoring. How what you really think? Yeah? And Perdue,
we don't play well against Perdue. Nobody plays well against Perdue.

(38:34):
And that's what Purdue wants. Perdue. If it gets into
the sixties seventies, Perdue is like, oh god, what are
we doing? Like they're scoring too many points here. We
want to slow it down, dumb it down to big
ugly and letting him kind of it's a good looking dude.
But there is one thing I can guarantee you, Like,
there's teams that you can look at and just be like,
don't even worry about it. Like, the only problem with

(38:56):
Tennessee is Rick Barnes. I get scared of Rick Barnes.
He doesn't do well in March, right, Okay, guys, what
I mean? That can change. But until he starts doing
well in March, then you're never gonna say that again.
If you have a buddy that doesn't do well in
the greens because he's got the yips, the yips always exist. Yeah,
he may have won. That guy ends up winning. Sometimes,

(39:16):
No he doesn't, Yes he does. If somebody who is
who can't put orthocrap pits a good point, no points,
he cannot put. Yes he can. He's made some good putts.
He's made some, but they're few and far between. So
when they do, it's like, holy crap, that's shocking. So
a leopard doesn't change it stripes. What we're talking about.

(39:37):
These teams are not gonna be the teams that are
gonna matter. It's gonna be the Grand Caymans. It's gonna
be a team called A and M Corpus Christie coming
up as a sixteen Grand Canyons. You need to know
that those names has pushed all the talent, all the sports.
Seventy one against Miszoo. That doesn't matter, because it does.
You said they score forty because they started foul and

(40:00):
then the game, and then then they sports seventy against
Old Miss. Then they scored seventy against Auburn. Okay, maybe
they're seventy five against Arkansas. Well maybe they're scoring more
than we thought. Eighty five against South Carolina's when they
know that's when they had Ziggler. Yeah they lost Zigler
in Arkansas. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you're looking at
scores that don't even apply. What you have to worry

(40:22):
about is if Tennessee, if you're gonna take them as
far as you are, if someone presses them, if they
you know, picks them up full court. They don't have
a ball handle, can't press them full court. That's what
it is. They don't have a ball handler. The big
lefty is ball handling, he doesn't. They're gonna press them
full court the entire game. It's march mad. There would
be exhausted by halftime. That's why you call it time

(40:43):
out and get some water full. If you only have
one full time out then college twenty, it's not enough
time to rest. It's a weird tournament in the in
the way that these team names that are gonna be
coming up that we've never learned before. Iowa States, Indiana's Tcusay.
I mean, I'm seeing a lot of big twelve, big
ten probably fizzle. But I'm seeing a lot of big

(41:04):
twelves teams out west. What about them? You see they'll
go a little ways um Arizona, Ucla. They bang each other.
I don't know, they're always about sixty sixty. It's a
it's a weird ass tournament. Not saying Kansas is gonna
win because they I mean, they screwed me so many
times this years will not win. They won't. It's a

(41:25):
maybe Houston is the team, but damn, I've turned on
the TV and it's been fifty five to fifty five
with one minute. Have you watched the Houston game? No, exactly, lunchbox, Yes, one, now,
like three. I watched them lose the Temple is I
think they lost to I watched him play Memphis. I
watched him play Cincinnati. That's three. That's three, so I

(41:46):
think that's about it. How many Kansas games have you watched?
How many games have they played? They've played like thirty one,
so probably about twenty five exactly. And I know A
and M just lost. That was a gross loss. Dude.
That point guard is awesome, like him getting then the
dude that where's the short shorts? He looks like he
got him right up to his jimmy. You like that dude?
He makes some of his nuts, Yeah, because he's down

(42:06):
there like Rodman, he goes in, gets the rebound. But
that point guard they got's amazing. So I mean Texas
could lose to them. Who the hell knows the team's worse? Peep, everybody.
Don't forget about x A and M pay and Penn State.
Penn State shoots threes, threes, threes, they got the big guy.
That's a low down low That's what I'm saying. I mean,
Penn State could actually then make a run. I love
Texas out of your mouth. This is the greatest thing

(42:28):
about it is we all think we know, and really
it's so impossible to predict. It's so impossible because you
gotta go sixty six and oh, a good parlay is
about six and zero. So yes, you have to go.
You having a day parlay. A good parlay is six,
and oh a good parlay is two. And if you
put two teams on a parlay and you win, that's
a good parlay. That's a good point. Some of you're

(42:48):
putting a dollar on the three and oh damn, that
was a good parlay. You're trying to go sixty six
and oh it's an unfathomable parley. Well, you're not gonna
go You're never gonna go undefeat it. That's why nobody's
ever gonna have a perfect bracket or be right. But
that's the beauty of it. But what I'm saying is
don't get caught up in the high seeds. The seeds
don't matter in this. The records as sure as shit

(43:09):
don't matter. The only thing that matters is does a
team shoot threes? Do they have a good point guard?
It's gonna be some crazy, wacky stuff. The teams we're
talking about are not gonna be the teams that are winning.
So you're saying it's not gonna be a mainstream team
that wins. No, you think it's gonna be Firman. No,
you're right on Penn State. Look at the Penn States,
Michigan State. Hell, they may make a decent run. No, okay,

(43:33):
I haven't really looked at that quad. Here's here's how
it works. You think, oh, a four against the thirteen,
it's obviously a four. Then you go look at the
point spread and it's like three point game. Yeah, so
that means that's how close they are. In Vegas knows
more than we do because they just run algorithms. They
know they don't though. They're just seeing what they can

(43:54):
do versus their schedule. They look at their schedule, they
look at their record, but what they're not seeing is
who they played, right, like really and and there I
don't know what's the biggest spread for this weekend. Probably
the one seed against the sixteen, probably twenty points, twenty
something points. I mean, hell, Illinois may run Arkansas. It's

(44:15):
a three point spread. They might. So you're not even
I know it's a three point spread. I've looked at
them all I know. So you're not even talking Kansas Arkansas.
You're talking Howard and no, no, no, no, no, no NOA.
Kansas isn't gonna lose to Howard. They won't lose if
they If they lose to Howard, I'll never do this
podcast again. I'm losing two in a month. I think

(44:37):
Oral Roberts could be duke though, correct. They got that
little short guy Abrams or Max Abrams or Abrahms whatever.
He's badass. He's a bad man. Does UCLA still have
Jusu or what's his name? He's gone, Oh my gosh,
Well I'm glad I haven't filled up my bracket yet.
Yeah he I mean, that's what's so great about this

(44:58):
is the seedings. It's all two points, three points, one point.
I mean, Virginia is a four against Furman's only a
six and a half point favorite. I mean, and guys,
I know Iowa, Shit, I know they are, but dude,
they're three point that if they get hot, they could
make it all the way the final four. No, Iowa,
here's here's here's a guarantee you're in right. No, yes,
they're in okay, but here's a guarantee. Iowa will not

(45:19):
make the Iowa can't make the second weekend. Their coach,
Fran McCaffrey has been there twelve times to the tournament.
Guess how many sweet sixteens he's been too. None zero zero. Well,
he's dealing with the same thing as Rick Barnes. But
that's what I'm saying, Like, if he does, it's a miracle,
and it's like wow, So why would you ever pick
Iowa to the sweet sixteen. It's a team Until you
prove it to me, Iowa, you're never making the sweet sixteen.

(45:42):
Detroit Mercy make the tournament, huh No, they have that
kid that puts up thirty a game. They did not
make it. But listen that that's what makes you lose brackets. Yeah,
you have to take risks, you have to take. You
have to look at that and be like, you know what,
this is the year that they're gonna move on and
go to the sweet sixteen. That's what it was. Last
year with Iowa, they were the four seat in Kansas region.

(46:05):
Everybody thought about, oh my god, I was so hot.
Kansas with a bad draw, can't believe in first round Iowa,
see you later, bat Packer back you lost. Guys. What
we've been able to realize is no, Furman doesn't beat
Alabama in football. Granted, app State did beat Michigan that
one time, but app State must have still been a
decent team. App State beat UH, Texas, A and M

(46:27):
this year on a basketball court for whatever reason. It
is the great neutralizer. If you have speed, if you
have a hot hand, you can beat a Kansas. You
can beat a Houston. You can beat what are the
other ones? Perdue, beat a Purdue, you can beat a Texas.
All these teams, well, Gonzaga, Yeah, I'm telling Alabama saw

(46:51):
him in person. They look good, not outstanding, but damn
how do they beat teams by twenty? Nothing they do
is outstanding? Coach, what are you watching? Here's the thing.
You get distracted when you go to games. You're not
watching the game. You're watching cheerily. You're watching the popcorn
you're watching the Yeah, you're watching watching the scoreboard. You're
watching the guy that dressed up like a player, coach.

(47:13):
You're talking about the halftime entertainment. Yes, you're watching the
chewah dump on the court. You're watching those dumb ass
dudes that wore shirts that says Alabama basketball killing their
way watching the game. I mean, how are those guys
not in prison? I mean, how are they not? I mean,
how do they not get their asking? How do they
not lose their jobs? Bro? I mean, and then if
people go up to them, like I saw a report

(47:34):
it said Alabama basketball killing their way through the SEC
and they wore them around Nashville and then they banned
them from the stadium or something like. But can't you
defend that with like, no, it's an expression killing your way?
Like no, no, But obviously there's only a reason you
wore those shots. I know, but you can't prove that though,
I understand. But you do it. That's why they don't
lose their jobs. But you do it for a reaction,

(47:55):
You do it for something. I saw a reporter said
he went up to him trying to talk to them
about the shirts, Like, hey, mind if I had talked
to you about your shirts, and he said, get the
f away from me. And the guy's like, well, you
wore the shirt, Marty, I don't know his damn name.
And some guy on Twitter, some reporter that covers SEC
and he went up to talk to him about the
shirts and they got all mad. It's like, no, no, no,

(48:15):
you wore those shirts. Started the controversial debate of the day.
Now you don't want to debate. You too, think you're
badasses because you're wearing these shirts. You think you're so
damn funny. Really, you're just a loser. You're an absolute loser.
And someone comes up he wants to talk to you
about it, and you get all pissed off, like, then,
why'd you wear the shirt? May interviewed him after they

(48:36):
got booted from the stadium, so went to him in
their seats. Oh really yes, oh that mighty got him booted.
But I want to hear your theory on Alabama why
they're so great? Yeah, I'll tell you right after this Alabama.
My question is why. Here's the thing, there has not

(48:57):
been a clear cut favorite all year. It's been up
and down at the top. There's the top five, six, seven, eight, teams,
they've all been intermingling. Oh, one goes up, one loses,
one goes up. They lose, but stept for number one Alabama.
No no, no, Alabama's lost like six times this year, right, no, no, no,
But second half of the season, I'd say, in the
last month, okay, no one even comes close to Alabama.

(49:20):
And that's when you need to be hot, right right now,
you need to go into this tournament on steam, on fire.
There were some fans and they said they haven't done
this all year. The way they're playing in the SEC tournament,
that's what I'm saying. The guard was drained in threes.
Brandon Miller. Brandon Miller doesn't miss well and not that,
but he's also dude. He is man. He can get
to the rim, the rack. Nobody's stopping that frame. He's

(49:42):
six nine, and he can deliver the driven. He drops
the ball. Ai he's a great ball handler. His school
teacher told me he was short and then he had
a grossbert. Yeah, so that's usually how it happens. Ye's
not usually you come out tall and then you shrink.
It's like shack. He wasn't born seven foot he he
was a baby eighty wasn't seven four when he was born.

(50:03):
He wasn't even seven to four when he was in
middle school. He's probably average ten pounds. He was a
baseball player and then he got two tall and he
did some googling yea, and found out that there was
never a major league pitcher above a certain height. And
he was like, so, my odds of being a major
league pitcher or not very well. I'm gonna pick up
basketball Webby. It shows because I used to think that coach.
I would see a big dude and be like, gosh,

(50:23):
what mom gave birth to that guy? Guy, that must
have hurt. But no, you realized they were the same
size of their babies. So everybody is all about Alabama
like they're the most unbeatable thing is everyone. All you
hear on the talk is how unbeatable Alabama is? Okay, Alabama.
The last February they lost. They beat South Carolina seventy eight,
seventy six, They beat Arkansas eighty six, eighty three, They

(50:47):
beat Auburn ninety to eighty five. They beat they lost
to A and M sixty seven sixty one blue out
in Mississippi State beat Missouri Barten No, that's from February
twenty second. Okay, I'm saying they're beating teams by three
five points, and all everybody talks about going into this
tournament when there's been no clear cut number one all year,

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is how unbeatable Alabama is. Like, what is it about
them that makes them unbeatable? The road? Read me their road?
Oh see the path? They read me the road to
the final four. Okay, well, they're gonna win the first
one obviously. Whoever they play the stupid sixteen scene, they're
gonna win that game. Then they played the winner of
West Virginia Maryland. Easy, breezy. You haven't heard much from

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West Virginia this year. I mean, Maryland apparently has an
amazing record. I've never seen them play. I watched them
play against Indiana where they lose three. What do they
lose this year? I don't know. They couldn't. When I
was watching them play in the end of the second half,
they weren't. They didn't hit any threes. I was like, Okay,
you can't really shoot. That's cool. I heard it just
like any team. But the fans in front of me
were saying Alabama can go cold, and they said, we

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haven't shot like this the entire year, that their three
can go cold. But I mean, they'll just get you
on the inside. I mean that's because they can do both.
That's what I'm saying. You can't stop Alabama. They can
do both and their defense is amazing, But you can't
stop him because those teams he just named weren't great teams.
Playing within three of them. Arkansas was within three, but
it doesn't matter if it's within three. It's assumed that

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they were up by ten. And then they started fouling
and missing free throws, like you can assume all sorts
of things you can. I don't know. I didn't see
those games. I don't know what it could up in
a ten point game, and in the last thirty seconds
they you know, they had two threes. That's fine. I'm
just saying, all of a sudden, the narrative has turned
in Alabama is the most unbeatable team, when all year
the college basketball theme has been there is no dominant team,

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not even the experts know. They put in North Carolina
as the preseason number one. Good job, guys, preseason number
one didn't even make the damn tournament, not even the Mite.
That's a tap of Hey, that's a pat on the ass.
They're all those writers, So Eddie, then if they get
by Maryland or West Virginia they play These are the
four teams they could play. Don't know who's going to
be there, San Diego State, Charleston Virginia or Furman easy.

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That does sound easy, But why does West Virginia They
always seem like a rough and tough team in the playoffs.
I haven't seen him at all this year. They are
that's that's there there. They want to slow it down,
muck it up. They make it ugly, they foul their
physical If they don't allow them to be physical, they
have no chance. Right if the refs are gonna call
it a tight game. That's that's trouble for the big

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all of the Big twelve. So yeah, Alabama could move
very easily. Just put him in the championship. We'll put
him into the Elite eight. But then he gets real interesting. No,
it doesn't because what you got on the other side
there not. The other number one on the other side
is is perdue What if they lose Brandon Miller If no, No,
we're not doing injuries because we're because if they do,

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obviously they're not any good. What if he gets punished.
I don't think he's gonna get punished, Okay, I he'll
get punished in late April to day after it's okay,
after the national championship they announced, Oh, we've decided to
come up with some charges for Brandon Miller. Guys, I
don't know it. It's just crazy to me that al
Bama has turned into this unbeatable monster all of a sudden.

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And I also find it interesting is Texas A and
M was the number two team in the SEC? Looking
team okay? And then they also were they on that team?
Do they? Yeah? Did he leave campus? He looks nothing
like me. Did he leave campus for a lunch? Coach
and A and M? So they got second the regular

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season and then they got second in the SEC tournament
and they're a seventh seed. See that's dangerous. No, no,
notch out. That sucks. They have to play Texas. So
what it's telling me is the committee doesn't respect the SEC.
But if A and M is the second best team
in the SEC and they're a seventh seed, how is
Alabama unbeatable? Like if they were? If A and M

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was a two seed like okay, then the conference. They're
staying the conference is competitive. They're saying the conference isn't
even competitive there they don't have very many good teams. Well,
and also, Eddie, that's cute how you say Alabama, you're
with the media. You are right off that. I don't
listen to the media. I don't read one article. Is
I watched games and I make my own assumption. Well,

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I watched the entire game with no money on it.
Alabama and Auburn, they were banging bodies. It was man
banging men. Auburn has so much talent they can put
it together, and they led the whole game. They were
bigger than Alabama. Brandon Miller was cold, dribbling off his foot,
tripping over his dick. They came back and won that games.

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But they were equal teams. And nobody's talking about Auburn.
So what you're talking about you see at highlights? I
saw Auburn in person. Is there someone else we need
to believe in that we're not seeing that. You saw
a lot of that you believe in? Yeah? In North
Carolina State, that's right, NC State. Everyone's sleeping on NC State.
They came in an eleven, right, YEP? I mean guys,

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watch out. That big boy will bully your ass. He
will score forty a game in the paint. Good Luck
and Iowa State watch out and Indian just because they
have two NBA guys, Trace Peterson, I believe his name
is in Action Jackson. They have two NBA caliber caliber players.
They could get hot. I also believe Yukon. Yeah, everyone's

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gonna write them off. I mean everyone's gonna be like, now, know,
every expert I have see as Yukon Final four, but
they didn't even make the Big East champions didn't matter,
That's what I'm saying. I tuned into the Big East
to watch them and they were already out, and I'm like, damn,
you know what I didn't do. I didn't watch Yukon
all freaking you know what they wanted rest a mother?
I know that's one they didn't want to win a conference.
Who wants to win a conference championship? Nobody? Who wants

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to win that little trophy when you can get the
big one? You know, who won the Big East? The
team that you bet on to beat the Johnny's Day
one and over time. Huh remember Marquette, Marquette Marquet's another one.
I tried to jin, Hey, Marquet's another one. Watch them,
But the problem is Marquette's in your region with Tennessee. Yeah,

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so you gotta make a decision. I mean it's I
don't think Tennessee will go to the final four. I'm
just saying I think Tennessee can make a run. Have
you watched them. They don't have a lot of great shooters.
Didn't say lost as Eagler the guard, but they played
good defense. They play lockdown defense, and the announcers will
be on their knees pleasuring them the whole night because

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announcers love their defense. But I'm telling you, damn do
they get cold and missed some shots. Here's the key,
it's tomorrow, Thursday's games. You just hope your national champion
is not out Tomorrow's Wednesday. But I'm saying this will
come out on tomorrow. But so on Thursday, you're one goal.
One goal is to survive the first day without your
national champion out easy because I've been there. I've been

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there before the first game of the tournament where your
national champ loses and you're just like, I hate my life.
Marcus Feiser and the freaking Iowa State Cyclones, the stupid
South Carolina Gamecocks losing a cop in state, good cos
I mean, first game of the tournament in your loola
loyal Chicago beat some damn people. Oh man, But yeah,

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all right, Happy Wednesday. Good luck on your speech today,
thank you, coach. Well, I guess it's tomorrow, but not today. Hey,
good luck. Tournament time boys, and hopefully we'll have a
pod for you Friday. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
Probably not though, and look out for the teams. I'm
telling you, if you guys live in a city where
they're not televised, do you have some sharp shooter kids

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in a college town that's in this bracket that we're
not talking about, because please, for love of God, tell
us you're right. Colgate the number one three point shooting
team in all of America. Colgate, don't leave your house
without brushing your teeth with coach, Who the hell do
they play? First round? Texas? They may beat Texas, No no,
no no, And then A and M's gonna beat Colgate.
A and M's onto the sweet sixteen. Telling you point

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guard quicker than scat guy with the short shorts. He's
like he is a Dennis Rodman wanna be but guess
what he does? Just to everything Rodman? All right, all right,
it's the Atlantic guys. See you guys. Oh my turn nice.
Do you really think that girl knew something? Yeah? Do

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you hear? Yeah? What are the odds? You called the
chick that was banging stas she hung up and she's like,
oh my gosh, who's that? Like, how did they know?
I don't know