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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What do you like and how can we help you
out here?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Julian, I actually met this guy because of you guys,
I think Dan, so I'm like one of the top
fans in your Facebook page. You know, I love you guys.
That's not I can feel hey maybe maybe sure, but
I so you guys posted something a while back on
(00:23):
the page and I commented on it. It was something
about the skating thing. If the demand was righting the
woman's right, you know whatever. So I sided with the woman,
and this Dan guy came after me, like he wrote
like I would write a comment and then he would
like comment under it, and this thread went on for
like eight replies, and I was feeling pretty staffy, so
(00:46):
I sent him a personal message saying like, hey, what's
your problem? And then over messenger we continue to battle,
and I literally thought he was the biggest jerk. He
was just like arrogant, egotistical, you know that kind of person. Sure,
but then he's like kind of cut the message going,
and it turns out he's just kind of a poster.
(01:06):
But he's like pretty funny and he likes take it
a rise out of me, And now I honestly kind
of like it. So we debate like almost weekly about
stuff on Facebook, and I think I got this like
kind of weird crush.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So a guy that you once loathed, that attacked you
on not just social but our social page, is now
a guy you want to ask out.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yes, there's a first time for everything.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Man, awesome, Okay, Now he's going to be blind sided,
I assume, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I mean I don't know. That's why I'm like, I
figured you guys started this, so maybe christ can make
it happen.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well, I mean, we'll do it, but I'm not going
to take credit one way or the other unless it's
victorious and you wind up getting married and having children
and grandchildren and living blissful, eternal lives together.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well, and what is it? I'm sorry? Grab his name
again for me, would you please?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Dan? All right, let's call him? You ready, I can't
hear you what?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay? Just to want to make sure, you know, want
to make sure you weren't going away, all let's call Dan.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
All?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hey, Dan, Hey, it's Chris. Yeah, it's Chris from Cable too.
You're right, Oh yeah, dude, right, the big reveal. Dude,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I have somebody online that wants to speak with you
right now, Dan, here we go, come on in and say.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Hey, Jan, Hi, this is Julie from Facebook.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Wait a second, do you know what this is? You
didn't know? You didn't do that?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Uh huh? We know you listen, Hi? I mean unless
you just contribute to the page. Do you listen to
the show?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, you're kind to be kidding. Is this friends?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And I think you kind of know what happens now.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
He's never been on friend Zone, he's maybe only heard
it before. He's like, what happens now? I don't know? No,
I'm on it. No, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Do you want to go to dinner with me? Is
that what's happening?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I mean, do you want to go to dinner with me?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I think?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Did he hang on?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Dan?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Are you still there?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It was a console there.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I'm just confused by what's going on.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, dude, it's all my anyway, Julie.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I know we've been like, you know, be entering on
featsticking whatever, and it's been really fine. I've been having
a good time. I feel like you have Q and
I just thought like I reached out to you know,
friend zone and see if we can it kind of
posting some things up, like I have this wedding coming up.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It's sorry, getting kidding joking, Go ahead, I want to
hit it. She wants you to walk down the aisle
and you know with her. I'm sorry, I just try
to Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Wait a minute, are you asking them out to go
out to dinner? You ask him to go to this
wedding with you.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I was kind of thinking the wedding, but if you
want to start small and dinner first thought I would
be I.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Don't really care. So basically, Dan, this woman couldn't stand
you before on our own Facebook page, the Chris Carrien
company page, now wants to ask you out because she
thinks you're funny and fun After all the social bickering
back and forth, now it's come to this, what do
you say?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
It's just so funny because like you hear these things
and like I'm sitting at home and always be like,
come on, man, just sit out your answer. And then
now when you're actually on the friend zone, it's like
you no nerve wrecking like more than you think.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I guess it's it's just all your friend's family, mom, dad, people, brothers,
sisters listening right now, their pressed to the radio and
they're going, what's he going to say?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You normally have so much to say, Dan, and then
all of a sudden you get on the radio and
it's like, what do they call it?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Radio silence?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So I was hoping this would be an easy less
for you.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I just feel like I should debate this for a
minute with you.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh just because likes and cons.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, that's no, because that's not necessary. You know. It's
weird because I've been thinking about asking you to dinner
for like the longest time. Actually wait really, yeah, because
like I didn't really see an opening because we've just
been like super sarcastic to each other online, and like
I didn't want to and then do that, and then
you didn't take me seriously.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well that's happened before too, by the way, it's happened
through friend zone. People didn't take it seriously. They thought
it was a joke and it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So yeah, I was scared. So what do you think
this is? For real?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, it sounds like I should have called you guys first. Actually,
I mean I mean, yeah, why wouldn't I?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, Now you know why.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It sounds like we're pulling teeth at this end. Sometimes
because people are blindsided, they have no idea what to say,
and it's like, don't let the love, the possible love
of your life, drift.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Away from you. The bird flying into the sunset. Catch
the bird.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You catch the bird, fly, make a nest, drop some
eggs and fertilize you know what. Okay, Yes, well you're
the one that city wants to go. You want to
take him to a wedding, all right, which sounds like
hell to me, Dan, don't do the wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Start with dinner, you guys, hold the line. We're gonna
get you hooked up, all right, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Nothing against weddings at all. I went on a first
date once with a girl at a wedding. Why because
she asked me to. And it was really, really weird,
and everyone was staring at me because I was the
new guy. I was a different guy than the guy
that she was with for years and here all of
a sudden, I don't know if I was there to
spite the other guy or what, but I'm walking around
They're going, so, who are you like, I'm on, I'm ricked.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
They're like, how do you know the bride? How do
you know the girl exactly? I met her last week. Actually,
we wound up going home after it.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
No
What do you like and how can we help you
out here?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Julian, I actually met this guy because of you guys,
I think Dan, so I'm like one of the top
fans in your Facebook page. You know, I love you guys.
That's not I can feel hey maybe maybe sure, but
I so you guys posted something a while back on
(00:23):
the page and I commented on it. It was something
about the skating thing. If the demand was righting the
woman's right, you know whatever. So I sided with the woman,
and this Dan guy came after me, like he wrote
like I would write a comment and then he would
like comment under it, and this thread went on for
like eight replies, and I was feeling pretty staffy, so
(00:46):
I sent him a personal message saying like, hey, what's
your problem? And then over messenger we continue to battle,
and I literally thought he was the biggest jerk. He
was just like arrogant, egotistical, you know that kind of person. Sure,
but then he's like kind of cut the message going,
and it turns out he's just kind of a poster.
(01:06):
But he's like pretty funny and he likes take it
a rise out of me, And now I honestly kind
of like it. So we debate like almost weekly about
stuff on Facebook, and I think I got this like
kind of weird crush.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So a guy that you once loathed, that attacked you
on not just social but our social page, is now
a guy you want to ask out.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yes, there's a first time for everything.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Man, awesome, Okay, Now he's going to be blind sided,
I assume, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I mean I don't know. That's why I'm like, I
figured you guys started this, so maybe christ can make
it happen.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well, I mean, we'll do it, but I'm not going
to take credit one way or the other unless it's
victorious and you wind up getting married and having children
and grandchildren and living blissful, eternal lives together.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well, and what is it? I'm sorry? Grab his name
again for me, would you please?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Dan? All right, let's call him? You ready, I can't
hear you what?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay? Just to want to make sure, you know, want
to make sure you weren't going away, all let's call Dan.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
All?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hey, Dan, Hey, it's Chris. Yeah, it's Chris from Cable too.
You're right, Oh yeah, dude, right, the big reveal. Dude,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I have somebody online that wants to speak with you
right now, Dan, here we go, come on in and say.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Hey, Jan, Hi, this is Julie from Facebook.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Wait a second, do you know what this is? You
didn't know? You didn't do that?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Uh huh? We know you listen, Hi? I mean unless
you just contribute to the page. Do you listen to
the show?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, you're kind to be kidding. Is this friends?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And I think you kind of know what happens now.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
He's never been on friend Zone, he's maybe only heard
it before. He's like, what happens now? I don't know? No,
I'm on it. No, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Do you want to go to dinner with me? Is
that what's happening?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I mean, do you want to go to dinner with me?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I think?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Did he hang on?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Dan?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Are you still there?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It was a console there.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I'm just confused by what's going on.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, dude, it's all my anyway, Julie.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I know we've been like, you know, be entering on
featsticking whatever, and it's been really fine. I've been having
a good time. I feel like you have Q and
I just thought like I reached out to you know,
friend zone and see if we can it kind of
posting some things up, like I have this wedding coming up.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It's sorry, getting kidding joking, Go ahead, I want to
hit it. She wants you to walk down the aisle
and you know with her. I'm sorry, I just try
to Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Wait a minute, are you asking them out to go
out to dinner? You ask him to go to this
wedding with you.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I was kind of thinking the wedding, but if you
want to start small and dinner first thought I would
be I.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Don't really care. So basically, Dan, this woman couldn't stand
you before on our own Facebook page, the Chris Carrien
company page, now wants to ask you out because she
thinks you're funny and fun After all the social bickering
back and forth, now it's come to this, what do
you say?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
It's just so funny because like you hear these things
and like I'm sitting at home and always be like,
come on, man, just sit out your answer. And then
now when you're actually on the friend zone, it's like
you no nerve wrecking like more than you think.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I guess it's it's just all your friend's family, mom, dad, people, brothers,
sisters listening right now, their pressed to the radio and
they're going, what's he going to say?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You normally have so much to say, Dan, and then
all of a sudden you get on the radio and
it's like, what do they call it?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Radio silence?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So I was hoping this would be an easy less
for you.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I just feel like I should debate this for a
minute with you.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh just because likes and cons.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, that's no, because that's not necessary. You know. It's
weird because I've been thinking about asking you to dinner
for like the longest time. Actually wait really, yeah, because
like I didn't really see an opening because we've just
been like super sarcastic to each other online, and like
I didn't want to and then do that, and then
you didn't take me seriously.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well that's happened before too, by the way, it's happened
through friend zone. People didn't take it seriously. They thought
it was a joke and it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So yeah, I was scared. So what do you think
this is? For real?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, it sounds like I should have called you guys first. Actually,
I mean I mean, yeah, why wouldn't I?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, Now you know why.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It sounds like we're pulling teeth at this end. Sometimes
because people are blindsided, they have no idea what to say,
and it's like, don't let the love, the possible love
of your life, drift.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Away from you. The bird flying into the sunset. Catch
the bird.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You catch the bird, fly, make a nest, drop some
eggs and fertilize you know what. Okay, Yes, well you're
the one that city wants to go. You want to
take him to a wedding, all right, which sounds like
hell to me, Dan, don't do the wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Start with dinner, you guys, hold the line. We're gonna
get you hooked up, all right, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Nothing against weddings at all. I went on a first
date once with a girl at a wedding. Why because
she asked me to. And it was really, really weird,
and everyone was staring at me because I was the
new guy. I was a different guy than the guy
that she was with for years and here all of
a sudden, I don't know if I was there to
spite the other guy or what, but I'm walking around
They're going, so, who are you like, I'm on, I'm ricked.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
They're like, how do you know the bride? How do
you know the girl exactly? I met her last week. Actually,
we wound up going home after it.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
No
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