February 14, 2025 • 40 mins
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! We share some of the worst pickup lines ever, and frankly, we're shocked we still have jobs. Plus, we talk about kitten fishing, a dude that refused to help a bully, a crazy woman that forced her boyfriend to propose to her, and more! We also talk to Mage and DeShawn from Minneapolis in "That's What She Said!"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christy on two point one Cattle two. It's time for
mini news. There's it really affects you more so in
Minnesota Western Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hi, Sam, Hey, it's definitely gonna affect you later on today.
This is brought to you by Northern one Hour Heating
and Air. There's gonna be some plowable snow that's gonna
come into the Twin Cities area this afternoon. They're saying
two to four inches or so. We will see what
we end up getting, but they do think that it's
going to be plowable. And that's really just the biggest
thing to look up for snow.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's what we call it now, that way for the
last couple of years. So it's gonna we're go powable snow.
Some snow is not plowable. The clouds just go We're
not We're not doing this. The snow is fighting back.
It's notable. The snow is very aggressive and we're gonna
leave it right where it is. It may only be
about a half an inch, but we're not touching it, man,
because it's like it's it's going beach that Happy Valentine's say, Yeah,
(00:54):
Happy Valentine's Day. Everybody good morning. We have your morning
kisses coming up. We have uh well, we have the
cam two Country minute on the way things to come
for matters, heating in air, and we're gonna get your
hearty tickets, win them before you can buy them for
a nice little present that's coming right up. And are
you being kitten fished? Oh cute, not catfished, but kitten fished.
It's been going on for a while and it's coming
(01:14):
up on Cabble two from this to comfort, matters, heating
and air. We give you the capitle two Country minute.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Last month, it was rumored a lot that Dirk s
Bentley was going to be a future contestant on Survivor. Well,
he's finally responded and he's clarified a few things. He
kind of played at Koy, but he basically said for now,
I'm just going to be a fan. So it sounds
like that is not in fact happening, at least not yet.
So we'll have to wait and see if we want
to see Dirk's on.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
As daughter Russell said, when you lax sleep, you're really
surly and you say really bad things. Yeah, so he's
looking I shouldn't be.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
On that show exactly. Big shout out to lady A
singer Hillary Scott. She is pregnant with baby at number four,
I think her fourth daughter.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So yeah, I'm trying to think of what the ages
are between with those kids.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What do you think they are?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
There's got to be a little bit of a gap there,
I think because I remember when she first started having kids.
Who want to stay around two thousand and eight, two
thousand and nine, Maybe maybe Battle Georgia line, Get you
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Cable two hardy tickets coming up with them before you
can buy them. Keep it on Cable two gets your
hood up before seven?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Hi, have you ever been kittenfish? Not catfished? Like kittenfish?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Kittenfishing sounds really cute, because hello, who doesn't love kittens?
But it's not really actually that cute. It's just like
a smaller form or different form of catfishing. Basically, So
catfishing is when you're online and you pretend to be
essentially a totally different person. And so if you catfish someone,
you might have like a completely different identity online than
(02:44):
what you actually are.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Are you going to be a dude? Posing as a girl, yes,
or vice versa or whatever exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So that is catfishing. Kitten fishing is when you lie
about things, but in a more mild way. And I
think that people do this in their day to day
life all the time, saying everybody, but like everyone knows
the white Yeah, yeah, everyone knows people who embellish a
little too much and tell little white lies here and
there and think that there's no harm in it. That's
(03:10):
basically what kittenfishing is. So if you have a dating
profile and you are maybe you're five foot ten, but
you say you're six foot or if you're six foot one, like,
that's technically just a little sprinkle, little little embellishment. It's
kind of like a little kittenfish.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I understand that I'd probably sound like I'm trying to
sound deliberately obtuse in this whole thing and playing stupid,
but I'm not. Why do people do that when the
whole point of a dating profile or whatever is to
find somebody that's right for you, And if you lie
from the start, how do you ever expect it to
go forward? I don't know what is the mindset of
people that do that. They just I don't know. I
(03:45):
mean there's always some stuff that maybe you lather up
a little bit, you know what, I scored most touchdowns
or whatever, that you're always gett to find out Somebody's
when you invest in somebody and you become immersed in them.
Like my Disney Princess and I, we know everything about
each other. We know everything there isn't I don't think
there's anything we don't know about each other. Somebody wants
to call me, tell me I found something out, let
(04:05):
me know, no, but I don't. There's no point in
doing that. But people still do that because they're that
unhappy with themselves. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I think that people get a little like people just
when they are trying to find someone, and if they're
dating online and they're striking out and not having a
lot of luck. I think they just start trying things
and they don't really think about the reality of life once.
I agree with you, I'm not defending it at all,
but I think that that then what ends up being
what happens where they're just like trying really really hard
(04:35):
and they want to try to impress somebody. It's like
another form of kitten fishing is heavily editing.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's what I was just gonna ask you. I was
gonna say, does that apply to how about you? The
photo thing? I mean, if you are adjusting yourself and
then you go meet somebody. I'll be honest. I see
people on social media, you know, and then I meet
them at an event or something like that, and I
don't recognize them at all, yeah, you know, and then
they're like, well, we're friends on social Then I go
look and it's like, whoa dagn what do you do
(05:00):
one way or the other?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You know what I mean? Yeah, that is a form
of kitten fish.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's kitten fish.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yes, So it's like just these little these little things,
or if you just exaggerate something just to make yourself
sound different or a bigger deal or something.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Which everybody I get does to a certain extent. But
I will tell you when I met my wife, I
never needed to do any of that. Yeah. I just
she has a presence. She just seems to always, and
it's she expresses her faith and love in people for
what they are, not for what they're trying to be
or what they aren't. Yeah, is it? And you she
(05:34):
exudes that Upon meeting her, I just felt like, this
is somebody that likes people for exactly who they are.
Maybe not, she won't make everyone her husband, or she
wouldn't date everyone, but she appreciates them for who they are.
And I absorbed that right out of the gates. I
think that's how we wound up together. Is that crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I think that's amazing, dud.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It took me twenty two years of marriage to figure
that out.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You finally got it.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
All right, Hey, drop a little note for your sweetie
if you would, a verbal one on the talkback radio
app and talk back to your sweetye for Parmale. We
could get your Parmily tickets. We're gonna start playing them
back after seven. Just drop a little note on there
and then have your sweetheart be listening after seven. If
they hear your voice, they need to be called twenty
two at eighty sixty six, win captle two Parmally tickets.
They're playing in tomorrow night and that's gonna be at
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the Varsity. All right, come on up here in just
a second. Don't like my car and get out. I
can't one more song, you guys. Then we're hooking up
with Hardy tickets. Winning before you combine. They go on
sale ten o'clock this morning. Party tickets are coming up next.
That's cohed. It's a high road. So hey, if you
don't like my car, get out right.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yes, absolutely well, Chris, you complain about my car all
the time.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I'm just trying to get this entire break, which is
only a couple of minutes without your bringing that up.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
This is so funny because this is not my own
personal experience that we're that like, we are going to
share that somebody wants thoughts on, but it basically is
because this is essentially what's happened between me and you,
because you complain about my car all the time. You
say that my car smells like a farm, which will
probably kind of but I never want to give you
a ride now in it, So you've kind of done
(07:04):
this to yourself that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
This car does smell like a farm. There's nothing wrong
with that. It's just not for me.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's just natural. It's what happens when you, I don't know,
grew up on a farm, live on a farm, go
to a farm.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And I'm not ripping it. It's just it naturally smells
like you tell farm, it smells very very farming. The
car that I bought from you, by the way, still
smells like a farm.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There's no no, it does.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Well, how would you know. You wouldn't know, because you
smell farm all the time. The farm smell my kids,
even though like they get in and smells like you know,
a little raw chicken rock chicken.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know, it's just smell like hay and dirt.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, and chickens and like cows and things. It just
smells like all the things.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, this person is having a very similar experience with
their coworker as what I have with Chris. Basically, what
is happening is he's got this coworker that is constantly
putting down his car. She says that it's vintage, but
not in a nice way. She says that it should
be putting a junk yard. She wants to know if
he's hoarding his cash so that he can afford a quote,
(08:04):
real car because it's such a piece of junk. She's
just constantly putting him down about his car, which is
super super lame. And then funny enough, she ended up
having car problems of herself and she needed a ride.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
She's got a nice new Mercedes right or whatever it is.
Her car dies and looking she needs the old Jaloppi
John over there. Huh yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
She comes to him for a ride and he's like
what and he's like, no, I don't want to give
you a ride. You're constantly like picking on me for
my car. And she's like, I'm just kidding. It's not
that bad. I'm just always joking. It's just it's fine.
It's a fine car. And he said, no, he didn't
give her a ride. He left without.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
This is the epitome. This is not unconditional love.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, yeah, what does he care? It's his coworker that's
mean to him. When is he really care?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I mean, we're supposed to love all people and all
that kind of stuff, but no, you just you just
absolutely blow that one off.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
He's looking for advice because he said, why should I
go out of my way to help someone who constantly
makes some makes fun of something that's literally none of
her business.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Does he have an attraction tour?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Does she have any attraction to him?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
He has no idea, but probably not because of the
way that she picks on him. Although people do pick
on people that they like, so who knows what kind
of a car does he have. He didn't say exactly
what it is. It just sounds like it's an old
kind of run back, an old car, GM, like you
have excuse me. That was a nice car, the one
that you bought for me. That's a nice car. Yeah,
it's got seat heater. Yeah, it's leaking brake fluid all
(09:27):
over my driveway. But well but other than that, you know,
just putting my kids in jeopardy wouldn't be. It's got
like two hundred thousand miles on it now, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I think I think you sold it to me a
too fitty, didn't you. No, No, it's like two D
and ninety eight. Yeah, I'm like, how the world is
she put this many miles on her car?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
It was not like one nighty?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
No, are you driving from Buffalo, Minnesota or Buffalo, New York? Tour? Hey,
my favorite bit this morning is what's probably gonna get
us fired in two songs? Yeah, I am so looking
forward to this. Guys, if you're going wherever you're going today,
try using these pick up lines. I know it sounds
like cliche, rady all pickup lines. No, these are the doozies,
These are the ones. If you don't score with these
(10:08):
pickup lines, right or at least get a date or something.
He or she is not worth hankner. She or he
is not worth your time in the slightest if they
don't respond to these or then they have zero sense
of humor. Right yeah, we'll see our boss is a
sense of humor. And your hearty tickets are next little
two point one Cable two. It's Chris carrn Company. Drop
(10:29):
your little love note to your sweetye on talkback. Talk
back to your sweetye for parmal Lee. You're sweety here's it.
They need to call us at eight sixty six win
Cable two. We'll start rattling back after seven. Try to
maybe incorporate something like this if you're interested in somebody, Okay,
because this is some of the stuff that's a little
offt the beaten path. You know how to be coming
up there and just slathering this person up with poetry
on a daylight today. If you're interested in somebody, some
(10:52):
of the best pickup lines are the ones that you
wouldn't expect, right.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, And if when people think like who is really
smooth and who just always has the right thing to say?
And who knows the best pickup lines. They definitely think
about me. Oh absolutely, I'm like an expert. You must
be a catwoman because the dark knight rises. You smell
like trash. Can I take you out?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh? Thank you? Are you a shark because I know
where all the swimmers are? Oh my gosh, told you
that's why we're doing this one before the boss wakes up.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Dang boy, because I was gonna say dang girl, But
dang girl, Is your dad in prison? Because if I
was your dad, that's where I'd be.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That can be taken a couple of different way. His
daughter is.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
He's just very that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
He's very protective. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't read into that. Yeah,
do we have to explain?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Do that what you will?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Man? He must be an executioner because every time I
look at you, I lose my head? Oh too dark?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Are you an antiquer because I have some junk that
hasn't been touched in years?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Are you a haunted house? Because I'm ready to scream
in pleasure.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I like my women like I like my whiskey sealed
into an oak barrel for at least ten years.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Wow. A kind of a relationship?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Is that a really dark one?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Do you like sleeping? Oh? Me too. You should do
it together sometime.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
If you were any prettier, i'd have to roofy you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh my god, that's Bill Cosby. Hey, you must be
able to do telekinesis because you've made a part of
me move without even touching it. Oh gosh, please send
all complaints to say am a cable to chew dot com?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's not even a real email. I don't get the k.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Sam a, iHeartMedia dot com? Sam sans of your at
iHeartMedia dot com.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Dang, are you a toaster because I really want to
take a bath with you?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Don't mind? Hey, you want to play carpenter First, we'll
get hammered. Then I'll nail you to direct.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, I think that's perfect. Oh my gosh, Okay, I'm
a I'm.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
A birdwatcher and I'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Are you a corner because I really want you to
inspect my body? Oh my god, minor way darker than yours?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah you do. You're taking this next level? You know
when I first saw you, man, I love my tongue.
Can I borrow yours?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make
my day.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh that's kind of cute.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
That was cute, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Do you work for ups? Could have sworn? I saw
you checking out my package.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, there's a big sale in my bedroom right now.
Close are one hundred percent of.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Hey, why pay for a bra? I gladly support you
all day. Oh my god, I think we're good. I
think we're good.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I think we're great.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
We're good. Yeah yeah, yeah, lost my virginity? Can I
have yours?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, now we're good. Delete the last four minutes of
your lives. People, Hey, hold tight, Parmalley tickets on the way,
more hearty tickets winning before you can buy him and all.
I'm Cabble two almost all right, it's about three minutes
left on the clock for this person to call in
eight sixty six win k whatdle two. If you know
this voice, you need to call us out.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Happy Valentine's Day to my loving husband of thirty five years, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
My life has been so much more complete because he's
in it, thinks.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
So if you're Jeff, you want to call in eight
six six win ca Toble two and tell us who
that is. That's your wife of thirty five years. You
better know who. If we don't get a call from him,
drop it on talkback and you go for the Parmley tickets.
All right, but Jeff, you need to call us. You
only get a couple of minutes. Chamoozy. That's what she said.
Is coming up seven thirty seven, the special Valentine's edition.
(15:15):
We have Mage and Deshaun for Minneapolis together two years
with eight children. Yes, coming up in seven thirty seven
on Captle two. Don't at this little two point one
kibtle two. It's Chris Caring Company.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
All right.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
If you've been dropping messages on talkback, the next time,
we're gonna run one back because it didn't get something
to call it in here this last time. But if
you get because it's Valentine's Day, a lot of people
take the day off and such. But coming up about
seven forty five, right after that's what she said, we're
gonna throw somebody else on the air. If you left
your message on talkback, you still have time to do
that to your special someone for Parmalley tickets. Make sure
(15:49):
you have that special someone in your life that you're
directing the message to. Call us back within ten minutes
and two seconds after they hear your voice on the air.
But you have to drop your voice on talkback on
the eye Heart radio app listening to k Tottle two,
Just hit the microphone at a letter rip. It's that easy. Oh,
we're gonna play generational Jeopardy, you guys. It is time
to call eight six six win k Whattle two and
(16:09):
the best generation win. Millennials or zis always get to
play and then they take on the old generations. Let's go.
We get a couple of concerts to pick from eight
six six win k Whattle two to play the most
fun game on radio. That is Generational Jeopardy. It's Dylan Scott,
Toby Keith my list one to two point one Cabble two.
It is time to play the most fun game on radio.
People play along at homet worker in your car thanks
(16:31):
to trustone Finance. So we are going to play generational Jeopardy.
Who do we have today? Who we have? No dude
Like this week, I think we've had what two or
three Baby boomers playing this game. It's nice to know
that people are still alive that well, you know what
I mean. I'm a gen xer, so I'm right in
the middle so I'm I'm probably a couple more years
(16:53):
and I'll be saying the same about my own generation.
But millennial Cassi's ready to go. From Prescott, She's gonna
take on Baby Boomer and Kim from oh Tona, Minnesota.
They're both going to get questions from each other's generation.
Somebody hopefully will get too right and they'll get their
choice of concerts on KWLE too. So ladies ready to rock. Yeah,
all right, Cassie, you get first shot at this. You're
the millennial.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
What baseball team won the most World Series titles in
the fifties and sixties?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
WILLI?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yes? Was it the Yankees? They were good then too. Yeah,
Oh my gosh, I hate the I just they always
like stick it to the Twins. Let's see that. All right?
All right, Kim, we're going to you the baby Boomer,
and you need to tie the game. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
What is the name of the university where the characters
work in Big Bang Theory?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I do not know.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Cassie, the Millennial, back to you for a quick win.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It was cal Tech.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
All right, Cassie, you can still win it. Make it
pretty quick. You're the millennial here, you go.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
What TV show featured the catchphrase what you're talking about willis.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
A different trunk?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yes, it was different, unreal. Hold Cassie, how do you
know sixties and fifties baseball and a shoulder with the sizaries?
I mean, what is your own soul? You are well? Congratulations?
Hey Listenank Horn for on these shows at kimttletwo dot com.
(18:28):
But you got langco at the Varsity Theater February twenty seventh,
Charles Wesley Godwin tomorrow night at Uptown Theater. Which do
you pick? We'll send Kim to Charles. You guys making
an awesome Friday. Happy Valentine's Day. We love you both. Yeah,
country you guess, Hold tight, hardy tickets and one more song.
(18:49):
I'm gonna get your hearty tickets and then.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
We're going to be talking to Mage and Deshaun from Minneapolis.
For that's what she said. They've been together for two
years and they've got eight kids.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Eight kids in two years. It's like Johnny Kate plus eighth,
but well times even shorter time period coming up cale
two that's lighting four by four one two point one,
cable two whole time more Parmerly tickets coming up with
your love messages on talkback from the iHeartRadio app. Keep
(19:19):
it on Cablele two. We're gonna get to that when
we get round, when we get done with this, all
our words out, she's been drinking a little more. Are
all of a couple of momosas on a Valentine's Day morning? Right?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
No? Heck?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
No? Who do we have lined up to play today?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Mage and Deshaun for Minneapolis. They've been together for two years,
they've got eight kids, and they are very excited to
be on. That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, today be the first time ever that somebody gets
five right. It's only five questions that they get them
all right. We start with Mage and then we get
to Shan on the phone. So what is Deshawn's blood type? Mage?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh my goodness, I don't even think he knows.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
You know what I know mine?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
So you know what, let's just go.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Let's say it's the same as mine.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Be positive, Be positive. Everybody should be positive.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's the best one.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
If you had to describe to Sean to someone who's
never met him, what is one word that you would use?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Oh, my gosh, goofy.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Goofy's gorsh like Goofy from like Disney. All right, since
you have like ridiculous ridiculous Goofy. Okay, yeah, So, since
you have eight children, here we go. You're on the clock. Now,
could you tell us their names in order from oldest
to youngest within eight seconds?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Go? Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Okay, Aiden, Elexander, Evelyn, Able, Justice, Victoria, Exavier, Jameson.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh you have a Jamison. That was about eleven seconds.
But since you have a Jamison, I might let you
get by with it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh my gosh. I love their names too. Those names
are so qucial that last one.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
If Deshaun could switch lives with any celebrity for a day,
who do you think he would pick?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
And why? Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I want to oh gorad Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Then Diesel Vin Diesel nice, but I'm gonna go with Diesel.
One more question here we go, Mage, what do you
think surprised to Seawan the most when he moved in
with you?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Probably how I'm not the I'm not the dirtiest personal world,
but I'm also not the cleanest because I don't like cleaning,
So that's probably what you were at.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, Is he a real neat freak or no? Not?
Really no, all right, well that he can't complain. Hold
the line. We're gonna get to Sean on the phone
and let's see how you do. Okay, it's only five questions.
Nobody's gotten all five right. I don't know if people
have gotten four right. It's tougher than it sounds.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, it's really hard when you're put on the spot
like that.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
But we'll get him on the phone next to play
his part. That's what she said, and gets you off
to parmal Lee on camical two after Josh Turner, that's
Josh Turner. Why don't we just dance? What will two
point one? Cambttle two? It's Chris Carr and company. What
we're done with? That's what she said. You guys, hold
tight because we're going to play somebody back from talk
back and if you know somebody that did that, send
out a little sweet message to you, or if you
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want to be surprised, be ready. If you recognize that
voice and it's for you, you want to be called
twenty two to win Parmley tickets. But if you don't recognize,
if you recognize the voice and it's for somebody else,
then you have a completely different discussion when you get
home today, which we hope for nobody. All Right, it's
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the back half of this game.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Mage and de Shan from Minneapolis together two years and
they have eight kids between the two of them.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
All Right, so here we go, U. Mage did her part, DeShawn,
it's on you. Now say hi to your bride.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I heard it.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Here we go, guys, five questions. Let's see how you
do to Shawn? What is your blood type?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Oh? I don't even know that. That's horrible.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Everyone should know their blood type, Chris, I don't think
you know. I don't know. I know. I'm just grandstanding.
Oh no, that's the exact opposite of what she said.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, she said be positive.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Because that's what she is. It's okay, dude, we get
four to recover from.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You're right, okay, okay, Dejeun. If Mage had to describe
you to someone who's never met you, what do you
think is one word that she would use.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
By No, that's that's not what she says.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Not but you were so close because she said goofy.
That's like, I feel like that's the point.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Don't feel bad, dude. Hey, listen, Deshaun, Since you two
have eight children right between the two of you. Here
we go. Now this is you get some points back here.
You're on the clock. Now tell us their names order
from oldest to youngest within eight seconds.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Alexander, Evelyn, Abel, Justice, Victoria, It's Xavier and Jason.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
A little over eight seconds. But I'm just shocked that
you were able to whip that out night job. That's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Chris has two kids. You can barely remember the birth.
If you could switch lives with any celebrity for a day,
who would you pick?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
And why?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Darn okay, Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Oh that's a good one. That's not what she said,
But that's a good one. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I'm curious why Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I mean, he's hilarious, got a good you know network
round in. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
So all I'm calling you out.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
When she thinks of you, she thinks more than Diesel.
So I'm all, she doesn't know that. All right, One
more question, dude, what surprised you the most when you
moved in with Mage. Oh that's kind of what she said.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Her eating steak.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Oh that's not what I said.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, that's not what she said.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
What about the steak?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
What what does she do with steak? Does she pick
it up with her hands?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
And have you ever she somebody that has ate and
like months and they have food put right in front
of them and they like guard it with their life.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Okay, you goose big like t bones that you can
get from uh the butchers. Yeah, I was actually timed.
I can't finish that in like five point seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's awesome, that's that's that's actually pretty hot. I like
that right right. Hey man, you got a woman the
loves are meat exactly you guys.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Your score in life is far better than the score
in our game. But you are adorable. Thank you both. Yeah,
I love it good.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Every morning.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh well, we love you guys. Thank you for doing that.
And maybe if you improve your skills, we'll have you
on again.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Oh okay, definitely.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Another roundo next time. When we get to somebody on
the phone, they can't be in the bathroom. It's sounded
like he was like I didn't want to say anything
the whole time. Goodness A little all right, here we go, guys.
If you belong to this special person, you need to
call us at eight six six win Cable two one
eight six six win Cable two. You're on the clock.
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You have ten minutes and two seconds if you belong
to this person. Here's the message from talkback for Parmalley Tickets.
Good morning, Kitting the Lips. I know you know who
this is.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Can't wait to get that bedroom deal they were talking
about on the radio earlier. Also, Michael Workers said he'll
buy me breakfast if this gets on the air.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
All right, so if you are Kitten Lips, you need
to call us and you've told them what bedroom deal
he's talking about. Eight six six win Cable two. Attention,
Kitten Lips. Kitten Lips is now on the clock, eight
six six win Cable JO. I don't know if I've
ever talked to a Kitten Lips before. Eight six six
win Cable two. You got ten minutes and two seconds
(27:26):
for your Parmary tickets, Florida, George lyon.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Good morning Kitten Lips.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I know you know who this is.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Can't wait to get that bedroom deal they were talking
about on the radio earlier. Also Michael Workers said he'll
buy me breakfast if this gets on the ear.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That was just on talkback. It's Chris Cannon Company on
Cabtle too, talk back to your sweet teeth for parmal League.
Good morning Captle too. Hi, I just turned my husband
talked to the talk back on the radio. Are you
kitten lips?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I am.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
What is your husband's name?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
His name is Christian.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, that's the guy. Congratulations. You two are going to Parmally. Yeah,
so tomorrow night Parmally is at the Varsity. I can't
think of a better band for Valentine's Day weekend and
you two are going to be there. Why does he
call you kitten lips?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
She just has most random names I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I call my wife what I like to call her
names that I'll never that will never be repeated the
same way ever again, ask her. It's really weird. Yeah,
I just have. But I've never called her kitten lips.
So that one's used now. Well, congratulation, kitten lips. Will
see you tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Thank you is my country.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You're welcome. Thank you so much for keeping on little too. Yes,
so tonight, when i'm good stuff, I'll look over and
I'll say, I love you, my little mama. You just
love to make up words, and she smiles and she
acts like she knows what I'm talking about it. It's
really cool, dude, twenty two years of marriage, right, he
(29:01):
gets it. Gotta keep it interesting. Hey, hold tight, you
got a thousand bucks for you. Next more hearty tickets
with him before you can buy him. Got him coming
up before nine o'clock at eight thirty this morning for
the score. We fest tickets. We Fest that means Cody Johnson,
John Party, Megan Maroney August seventh through the ninth, all
U info. Just go to came on two dot com.
(29:23):
You can buy your tickets there. Get ready to win
some at eight thirty right now, though, dude, I had
to look at this story twice. This woman is absolutely
you're not supposed to say things like that. I almost
said something that I probably shouldn't have said. She needs
help say that.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
No, thank you, bonkers. She's out of her mind because
this woman pulled something over on her boyfriend. So crazy.
So okay, here, let me back up a little bit.
He was really really excited for his birthday dinner. You
can go to the Chris Current company Facebook page and
tell us what you think about the situation.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Now, this is his birthday dinner.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yes, his birthday. His girlfriend offered to planet so she
did all the good stuff. She booked a nice restaurant.
She invited all the close friends and family, and he
went and everything was going really, really great until until
it was time for dessert. The waiter brought out a cake,
but instead of his name on it, like you know,
like a normal birthday party, or says happy birthday of Umm,
(30:16):
it's what happy birthday? I don't want to give his name?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Ok?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, so is that happy brother?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah? Because this person's listening, Yes, it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Said it said will you marry me? And then her name,
Oh my gosh, not his name. So it's not like
she's proposing to him. It's like she set it up
so that he's proposing to her. Except he's not the
one that was proposing. She's the one who planted the
cake and ordered a cake that said will you marry me?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Maha, huh that's psychotic. I know.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Why wouldn't she just proposed him if that's what.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
She wanted, and then proposed to him without making it
look like it's a proposal to her. So was she
the one that would Oh my gosh, she's the one
that designed the cake for herself. So he looking at
these two like, oh my god, this woman. I mean,
he must have been leaning in going.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
He was, he was completely blind blindsided. She was all
teary eyed, and she looked at him and she said, well,
this is the best surprise ever, right, No, he said no,
And everyone around him doesn't really understand what's happening. So
they're like clapping and they're like, hey, and her friends
are there filming this, And.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
So he got to be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
No, I'm serious, And so he was completely stunned. And
then so she like sensed the silence and sense that
he was maybe hesitating. Why I wonder why. And so
she started going on about how she knew that he
wasn't really big on grand gestures, but she just couldn't
wait anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
So she.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
She quote matters into her own hands.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
So she proposed to herself yes through him on his
birthday with his birthday cake, by renaming the cake, will
you marry me with her name?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
With her name on it?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yes? Yes? And that's the worst thing. I think that
that may be the most psychotic thing I've ever heard
in my life. It amazed she had her friends there
and everything, Yes, and any of his friends there. Yeah,
they did have like some of the mutual friends.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, yes, so it was like the normal gathering of
friends and family.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
And so there's no way this is real, I think,
no it is. It has to be like just a
thing on the internet.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
People.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
There's no way. I need to see the video. Is
the video up?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
The video is not uphold video. I will try to
find the I.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Gotta find the video. Has got a video of that.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's got to be How do you not? I don't
care if the friends that were filming, they have to
put what.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Did he say? Did you say yeah? Did you then
get down on one knee by the cake and go yes? No,
you just turn it around on her?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
No, he said no. He stood up and he said,
this is my birthday. If you wanted a proposal, you
should have talked to me about it first.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
So he made her like he didn't bad. This whole
thing was just blown up.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
So together.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I don't know if they're especially, I don't know if
they've officially broken up yet. But he grabbed his stuff
and he walked out. She was totally mortified. I wonder,
I I don't know, maybe the result of your bad
decisions and her friends, since they were there were like
blowing up his phone, being like you were so rude,
and said that he was a jerk for embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Her running away the night, embarrassing her. Yeah, he's going
to be embarrassed the rest of his life being married
to her. Said yes, and so he had some family.
It wasn't even his to say yes, it was positioned
like it was from him. Yes, that's just psychotic, my.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Stuff is that? So his family? Can you believe this?
His family, most of them, I think are on his side,
because hello, she's nuts.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Could they not be?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Some of them are saying that he should have just
gone with it for the night to not make things awkward,
And I'm like, what what?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
And then you just walk out of the restaurant and
the guys because that just makes it looks like it
makes you look like the biggest idy and on the
planet around your friends and everybody else. Know you get it.
At that particular moment, I would just freeze and stare
at her. I would just have to freeze. I'd be
lost for words. No way, that's the biggest ticket out
of that relationship I could find.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I think I would have just looked at this person
and just been like, are you serious right now? Is
this real life?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Are you real missing missing something?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
You just have some kind of psychosis, like some kind
of psychiatric issue to think that that's okay, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Or she's literally the most self centered, you know, person
that has ever walked the face of the air to
basically proposed to yourself and through someone else. What's he
supposed to do? Oh my gosh. I mean, I don't
know what his reaction is supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I don't know what she expected.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'm looking forward to the next bit and two songs
more than this. This freaks me out that those people
out there that exist. Now I'm afraid to go outside
for the rest of my life. I am not even
want to go get the mail. There's people like this
out there. Know what's coming up in two songs? I know?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I love you love this.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
This is what almost got us fired an hour and
a half ago. This is We're gonna do it a yet,
I know, and we're gonna we're gonna refresh it with
new material.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
This is dangerous I know for you, and I'd rather
go self proposed to my wife. It's coming up two songs.
All right, boy, you have to be really desperate to
listen to this because if you need to date this
bad and you're to use anything that you're about to
hear on this radio station on K one o two,
we apologize in advance, but if it, you know, if
(35:30):
you score as a result of this, so be it.
Some pickup lines are better than others, but sometimes it's
the ones that are way off the beaten path that
actually work better than others.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't really know what you're talking about,
because I think these all would work on me.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You're married. Just how Hawthorn? Is this how Hawthorne met you?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, he's got the riz.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh is that what you call this?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I think that people come to K one o two
for the kind of quality knowledge that wede.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
You couldn't pick a worse time to say that. I
don't know what you're about this that you couldn't pick
a worse time to say that statement. But I admire you.
You're you're like a cheerleader. I'm an expert at what
we're about to talk about. Yeah, yeah, so some guy
comes up to you and says this and you're all
for it? What sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Because you are
really loud, annoying. Loud and what loud and annoying?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Oh my, my love for you is like diarrhea. I
just I just can't hold it.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I can't believe you just said that. I can't eat
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I can't either to Valentine's Day. And you know what,
some people hate Valentine's Day. And that's kind of why
we do this too, because this doesn't really have fund
the people that love Valentine's Day, but for the people
that hate Valentine's Day, Oh, this is the this is
like the bit to do.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh yeah, hey, Chris, Yeah, you smell like trash. Can
I take you out?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Actually? You say that every morning? Sam, Yeah, you're no.
I can't say this to you.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
That's okay, just say it soon.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Your gards must be Baker's because you've got some nass buns.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Hey, there's a big sale in my bedroom right now.
Clothes are Oh nice y?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Are you a pinata? Because I want to smack that
and see what comes out?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
What you what?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, you remind me of my little toe. Probably, I
can't say this to you. I'm looking at a look
at me, Look at no, I'm covering my eyes. You
remind me of my little toe. I'll probably bang you
on the coffee table later.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I can't believe that you said that, but you have
to look at it in the literal suense, and it
makes it perfectly acceptable for Sam. Sam doesn't know what
you're saying. It makes these jokes. I don't get it.
I hope you like hurricanes because I'm about to leave
you with no energy.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Dang, girl, is your dad in prison? Because if I
was your dad, that's a ride'd be.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
What does that supposed to mean? Oh, she's so good
looking that he would he would probably take out any
boyfriend perspective one. Okay, I thought creepy. I lost my keys.
Can I check your pants?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Are you a toaster? Because one bath with you would
send me straight to heaven?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Oh my oh, your name must be Gillette because you're
the best a man can get. That's not bad, actually good.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Are you an antiquer because I have some junk that
hasn't been touched in years?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Sam?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Do you like sales? Sure? Yeah? Because clothing is half
is one hundred percent off at my place. Sorry, I
butted that one. I ruined that one.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Are you a bank loan because you've got my interest.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh that's cute. Go ahead. I'm saving this one for
the for the last one. This is the one they're
gonna pull me out here in Hancock. You have one more,
I've got one more? Yeah, more, more, bunch more. Oh no,
we don't need I think we've overdone this. Yeah. I
like my Wayfest tickets to give away coming up.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
I like my women like I like my whiskey sealed
in an oak barrel for at least ten years.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Oh my god, do you have another one? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
If you were any prettier, i'd have to roof of you.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Okay, this is getting bad that you, Bill Cosby.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Are you a corner because I really want you to
inspect my body.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Are you a cigarette because you're smoking hot and I
want to put your butt in my mouth?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Chris Card just send that on the radio.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Well, if you're a cigarette, you're smoking hot and cigarettes
have punch. Yeah, man, if you're a cigarette, that's the
way it is.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, I know you probably would. All right, Hey, Waifest
tickets are yours coming right up? We're gonna four to score.
Keep it. I came out with your sandlunches to continue.
I do for all the people that hate Valentine's Day,
and we found that there are a few. If you
get top us, we we throw threw a post up
on the Chris car Company Facebook page. Your worst, most
inappropriate jokes. Let her rip the ones that can't be
said on the year. Let's see what you got
Christy on two point one Cattle two. It's time for
mini news. There's it really affects you more so in
Minnesota Western Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hi, Sam, Hey, it's definitely gonna affect you later on today.
This is brought to you by Northern one Hour Heating
and Air. There's gonna be some plowable snow that's gonna
come into the Twin Cities area this afternoon. They're saying
two to four inches or so. We will see what
we end up getting, but they do think that it's
going to be plowable. And that's really just the biggest
thing to look up for snow.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's what we call it now, that way for the
last couple of years. So it's gonna we're go powable snow.
Some snow is not plowable. The clouds just go We're
not We're not doing this. The snow is fighting back.
It's notable. The snow is very aggressive and we're gonna
leave it right where it is. It may only be
about a half an inch, but we're not touching it, man,
because it's like it's it's going beach that Happy Valentine's say, Yeah,
(00:54):
Happy Valentine's Day. Everybody good morning. We have your morning
kisses coming up. We have uh well, we have the
cam two Country minute on the way things to come
for matters, heating in air, and we're gonna get your
hearty tickets, win them before you can buy them for
a nice little present that's coming right up. And are
you being kitten fished? Oh cute, not catfished, but kitten fished.
It's been going on for a while and it's coming
(01:14):
up on Cabble two from this to comfort, matters, heating
and air. We give you the capitle two Country minute.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Last month, it was rumored a lot that Dirk s
Bentley was going to be a future contestant on Survivor. Well,
he's finally responded and he's clarified a few things. He
kind of played at Koy, but he basically said for now,
I'm just going to be a fan. So it sounds
like that is not in fact happening, at least not yet.
So we'll have to wait and see if we want
to see Dirk's on.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
As daughter Russell said, when you lax sleep, you're really
surly and you say really bad things. Yeah, so he's
looking I shouldn't be.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
On that show exactly. Big shout out to lady A
singer Hillary Scott. She is pregnant with baby at number four,
I think her fourth daughter.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So yeah, I'm trying to think of what the ages
are between with those kids.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What do you think they are?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
There's got to be a little bit of a gap there,
I think because I remember when she first started having kids.
Who want to stay around two thousand and eight, two
thousand and nine, Maybe maybe Battle Georgia line, Get you
Shine on We are Commercial three one le two point one,
Cable two hardy tickets coming up with them before you
can buy them. Keep it on Cable two gets your
hood up before seven?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Hi, have you ever been kittenfish? Not catfished? Like kittenfish?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Kittenfishing sounds really cute, because hello, who doesn't love kittens?
But it's not really actually that cute. It's just like
a smaller form or different form of catfishing. Basically, So
catfishing is when you're online and you pretend to be
essentially a totally different person. And so if you catfish someone,
you might have like a completely different identity online than
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what you actually are.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Are you going to be a dude? Posing as a girl, yes,
or vice versa or whatever exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So that is catfishing. Kitten fishing is when you lie
about things, but in a more mild way. And I
think that people do this in their day to day
life all the time, saying everybody, but like everyone knows
the white Yeah, yeah, everyone knows people who embellish a
little too much and tell little white lies here and
there and think that there's no harm in it. That's
(03:10):
basically what kittenfishing is. So if you have a dating
profile and you are maybe you're five foot ten, but
you say you're six foot or if you're six foot one, like,
that's technically just a little sprinkle, little little embellishment. It's
kind of like a little kittenfish.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I understand that I'd probably sound like I'm trying to
sound deliberately obtuse in this whole thing and playing stupid,
but I'm not. Why do people do that when the
whole point of a dating profile or whatever is to
find somebody that's right for you, And if you lie
from the start, how do you ever expect it to
go forward? I don't know what is the mindset of
people that do that. They just I don't know. I
(03:45):
mean there's always some stuff that maybe you lather up
a little bit, you know what, I scored most touchdowns
or whatever, that you're always gett to find out Somebody's
when you invest in somebody and you become immersed in them.
Like my Disney Princess and I, we know everything about
each other. We know everything there isn't I don't think
there's anything we don't know about each other. Somebody wants
to call me, tell me I found something out, let
(04:05):
me know, no, but I don't. There's no point in
doing that. But people still do that because they're that
unhappy with themselves. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I think that people get a little like people just
when they are trying to find someone, and if they're
dating online and they're striking out and not having a
lot of luck. I think they just start trying things
and they don't really think about the reality of life once.
I agree with you, I'm not defending it at all,
but I think that that then what ends up being
what happens where they're just like trying really really hard
(04:35):
and they want to try to impress somebody. It's like
another form of kitten fishing is heavily editing.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's what I was just gonna ask you. I was
gonna say, does that apply to how about you? The
photo thing? I mean, if you are adjusting yourself and
then you go meet somebody. I'll be honest. I see
people on social media, you know, and then I meet
them at an event or something like that, and I
don't recognize them at all, yeah, you know, and then
they're like, well, we're friends on social Then I go
look and it's like, whoa dagn what do you do
(05:00):
one way or the other?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You know what I mean? Yeah, that is a form
of kitten fish.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's kitten fish.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yes, So it's like just these little these little things,
or if you just exaggerate something just to make yourself
sound different or a bigger deal or something.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Which everybody I get does to a certain extent. But
I will tell you when I met my wife, I
never needed to do any of that. Yeah. I just
she has a presence. She just seems to always, and
it's she expresses her faith and love in people for
what they are, not for what they're trying to be
or what they aren't. Yeah, is it? And you she
(05:34):
exudes that Upon meeting her, I just felt like, this
is somebody that likes people for exactly who they are.
Maybe not, she won't make everyone her husband, or she
wouldn't date everyone, but she appreciates them for who they are.
And I absorbed that right out of the gates. I
think that's how we wound up together. Is that crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I think that's amazing, dud.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It took me twenty two years of marriage to figure
that out.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You finally got it.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
All right, Hey, drop a little note for your sweetie
if you would, a verbal one on the talkback radio
app and talk back to your sweetye for Parmale. We
could get your Parmily tickets. We're gonna start playing them
back after seven. Just drop a little note on there
and then have your sweetheart be listening after seven. If
they hear your voice, they need to be called twenty
two at eighty sixty six, win captle two Parmally tickets.
They're playing in tomorrow night and that's gonna be at
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the Varsity. All right, come on up here in just
a second. Don't like my car and get out. I
can't one more song, you guys. Then we're hooking up
with Hardy tickets. Winning before you combine. They go on
sale ten o'clock this morning. Party tickets are coming up next.
That's cohed. It's a high road. So hey, if you
don't like my car, get out right.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yes, absolutely well, Chris, you complain about my car all
the time.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I'm just trying to get this entire break, which is
only a couple of minutes without your bringing that up.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
This is so funny because this is not my own
personal experience that we're that like, we are going to
share that somebody wants thoughts on, but it basically is
because this is essentially what's happened between me and you,
because you complain about my car all the time. You
say that my car smells like a farm, which will
probably kind of but I never want to give you
a ride now in it, So you've kind of done
(07:04):
this to yourself that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
This car does smell like a farm. There's nothing wrong
with that. It's just not for me.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's just natural. It's what happens when you, I don't know,
grew up on a farm, live on a farm, go
to a farm.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And I'm not ripping it. It's just it naturally smells
like you tell farm, it smells very very farming. The
car that I bought from you, by the way, still
smells like a farm.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There's no no, it does.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Well, how would you know. You wouldn't know, because you
smell farm all the time. The farm smell my kids,
even though like they get in and smells like you know,
a little raw chicken rock chicken.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know, it's just smell like hay and dirt.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, and chickens and like cows and things. It just
smells like all the things.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, this person is having a very similar experience with
their coworker as what I have with Chris. Basically, what
is happening is he's got this coworker that is constantly
putting down his car. She says that it's vintage, but
not in a nice way. She says that it should
be putting a junk yard. She wants to know if
he's hoarding his cash so that he can afford a quote,
(08:04):
real car because it's such a piece of junk. She's
just constantly putting him down about his car, which is
super super lame. And then funny enough, she ended up
having car problems of herself and she needed a ride.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
She's got a nice new Mercedes right or whatever it is.
Her car dies and looking she needs the old Jaloppi
John over there. Huh yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
She comes to him for a ride and he's like
what and he's like, no, I don't want to give
you a ride. You're constantly like picking on me for
my car. And she's like, I'm just kidding. It's not
that bad. I'm just always joking. It's just it's fine.
It's a fine car. And he said, no, he didn't
give her a ride. He left without.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
This is the epitome. This is not unconditional love.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, yeah, what does he care? It's his coworker that's
mean to him. When is he really care?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I mean, we're supposed to love all people and all
that kind of stuff, but no, you just you just
absolutely blow that one off.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
He's looking for advice because he said, why should I
go out of my way to help someone who constantly
makes some makes fun of something that's literally none of
her business.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Does he have an attraction tour?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Does she have any attraction to him?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
He has no idea, but probably not because of the
way that she picks on him. Although people do pick
on people that they like, so who knows what kind
of a car does he have. He didn't say exactly
what it is. It just sounds like it's an old
kind of run back, an old car, GM, like you
have excuse me. That was a nice car, the one
that you bought for me. That's a nice car. Yeah,
it's got seat heater. Yeah, it's leaking brake fluid all
(09:27):
over my driveway. But well but other than that, you know,
just putting my kids in jeopardy wouldn't be. It's got
like two hundred thousand miles on it now, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I think I think you sold it to me a
too fitty, didn't you. No, No, it's like two D
and ninety eight. Yeah, I'm like, how the world is
she put this many miles on her car?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
It was not like one nighty?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
No, are you driving from Buffalo, Minnesota or Buffalo, New York? Tour? Hey,
my favorite bit this morning is what's probably gonna get
us fired in two songs? Yeah, I am so looking
forward to this. Guys, if you're going wherever you're going today,
try using these pick up lines. I know it sounds
like cliche, rady all pickup lines. No, these are the doozies,
These are the ones. If you don't score with these
(10:08):
pickup lines, right or at least get a date or something.
He or she is not worth hankner. She or he
is not worth your time in the slightest if they
don't respond to these or then they have zero sense
of humor. Right yeah, we'll see our boss is a
sense of humor. And your hearty tickets are next little
two point one Cable two. It's Chris carrn Company. Drop
(10:29):
your little love note to your sweetye on talkback. Talk
back to your sweetye for parmal Lee. You're sweety here's it.
They need to call us at eight sixty six win
Cable two. We'll start rattling back after seven. Try to
maybe incorporate something like this if you're interested in somebody, Okay,
because this is some of the stuff that's a little
offt the beaten path. You know how to be coming
up there and just slathering this person up with poetry
on a daylight today. If you're interested in somebody, some
(10:52):
of the best pickup lines are the ones that you
wouldn't expect, right.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, And if when people think like who is really
smooth and who just always has the right thing to say?
And who knows the best pickup lines. They definitely think
about me. Oh absolutely, I'm like an expert. You must
be a catwoman because the dark knight rises. You smell
like trash. Can I take you out?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh? Thank you? Are you a shark because I know
where all the swimmers are? Oh my gosh, told you
that's why we're doing this one before the boss wakes up.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Dang boy, because I was gonna say dang girl, But
dang girl, Is your dad in prison? Because if I
was your dad, that's where I'd be.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That can be taken a couple of different way. His
daughter is.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
He's just very that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
He's very protective. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't read into that. Yeah,
do we have to explain?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Do that what you will?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Man? He must be an executioner because every time I
look at you, I lose my head? Oh too dark?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Are you an antiquer because I have some junk that
hasn't been touched in years?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Are you a haunted house? Because I'm ready to scream
in pleasure.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I like my women like I like my whiskey sealed
into an oak barrel for at least ten years.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Wow. A kind of a relationship?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Is that a really dark one?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Do you like sleeping? Oh? Me too. You should do
it together sometime.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
If you were any prettier, i'd have to roofy you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh my god, that's Bill Cosby. Hey, you must be
able to do telekinesis because you've made a part of
me move without even touching it. Oh gosh, please send
all complaints to say am a cable to chew dot com?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's not even a real email. I don't get the k.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Sam a, iHeartMedia dot com? Sam sans of your at
iHeartMedia dot com.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Dang, are you a toaster because I really want to
take a bath with you?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Don't mind? Hey, you want to play carpenter First, we'll
get hammered. Then I'll nail you to direct.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, I think that's perfect. Oh my gosh, Okay, I'm
a I'm.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
A birdwatcher and I'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Are you a corner because I really want you to
inspect my body? Oh my god, minor way darker than yours?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah you do. You're taking this next level? You know
when I first saw you, man, I love my tongue.
Can I borrow yours?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make
my day.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh that's kind of cute.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
That was cute, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Do you work for ups? Could have sworn? I saw
you checking out my package.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, there's a big sale in my bedroom right now.
Close are one hundred percent of.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Hey, why pay for a bra? I gladly support you
all day. Oh my god, I think we're good. I
think we're good.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I think we're great.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
We're good. Yeah yeah, yeah, lost my virginity? Can I
have yours?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, now we're good. Delete the last four minutes of
your lives. People, Hey, hold tight, Parmalley tickets on the way,
more hearty tickets winning before you can buy him and all.
I'm Cabble two almost all right, it's about three minutes
left on the clock for this person to call in
eight sixty six win k whatdle two. If you know
this voice, you need to call us out.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Happy Valentine's Day to my loving husband of thirty five years, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
My life has been so much more complete because he's
in it, thinks.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
So if you're Jeff, you want to call in eight
six six win ca Toble two and tell us who
that is. That's your wife of thirty five years. You
better know who. If we don't get a call from him,
drop it on talkback and you go for the Parmley tickets.
All right, but Jeff, you need to call us. You
only get a couple of minutes. Chamoozy. That's what she said.
Is coming up seven thirty seven, the special Valentine's edition.
(15:15):
We have Mage and Deshaun for Minneapolis together two years
with eight children. Yes, coming up in seven thirty seven
on Captle two. Don't at this little two point one
kibtle two. It's Chris Caring Company.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
All right.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
If you've been dropping messages on talkback, the next time,
we're gonna run one back because it didn't get something
to call it in here this last time. But if
you get because it's Valentine's Day, a lot of people
take the day off and such. But coming up about
seven forty five, right after that's what she said, we're
gonna throw somebody else on the air. If you left
your message on talkback, you still have time to do
that to your special someone for Parmalley tickets. Make sure
(15:49):
you have that special someone in your life that you're
directing the message to. Call us back within ten minutes
and two seconds after they hear your voice on the air.
But you have to drop your voice on talkback on
the eye Heart radio app listening to k Tottle two,
Just hit the microphone at a letter rip. It's that easy. Oh,
we're gonna play generational Jeopardy, you guys. It is time
to call eight six six win k Whattle two and
(16:09):
the best generation win. Millennials or zis always get to
play and then they take on the old generations. Let's go.
We get a couple of concerts to pick from eight
six six win k Whattle two to play the most
fun game on radio. That is Generational Jeopardy. It's Dylan Scott,
Toby Keith my list one to two point one Cabble two.
It is time to play the most fun game on radio.
People play along at homet worker in your car thanks
(16:31):
to trustone Finance. So we are going to play generational Jeopardy.
Who do we have today? Who we have? No dude
Like this week, I think we've had what two or
three Baby boomers playing this game. It's nice to know
that people are still alive that well, you know what
I mean. I'm a gen xer, so I'm right in
the middle so I'm I'm probably a couple more years
(16:53):
and I'll be saying the same about my own generation.
But millennial Cassi's ready to go. From Prescott, She's gonna
take on Baby Boomer and Kim from oh Tona, Minnesota.
They're both going to get questions from each other's generation.
Somebody hopefully will get too right and they'll get their
choice of concerts on KWLE too. So ladies ready to rock. Yeah,
all right, Cassie, you get first shot at this. You're
the millennial.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
What baseball team won the most World Series titles in
the fifties and sixties?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
WILLI?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yes? Was it the Yankees? They were good then too. Yeah,
Oh my gosh, I hate the I just they always
like stick it to the Twins. Let's see that. All right?
All right, Kim, we're going to you the baby Boomer,
and you need to tie the game. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
What is the name of the university where the characters
work in Big Bang Theory?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I do not know.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Cassie, the Millennial, back to you for a quick win.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It was cal Tech.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
All right, Cassie, you can still win it. Make it
pretty quick. You're the millennial here, you go.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
What TV show featured the catchphrase what you're talking about willis.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
A different trunk?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yes, it was different, unreal. Hold Cassie, how do you
know sixties and fifties baseball and a shoulder with the sizaries?
I mean, what is your own soul? You are well? Congratulations?
Hey Listenank Horn for on these shows at kimttletwo dot com.
(18:28):
But you got langco at the Varsity Theater February twenty seventh,
Charles Wesley Godwin tomorrow night at Uptown Theater. Which do
you pick? We'll send Kim to Charles. You guys making
an awesome Friday. Happy Valentine's Day. We love you both. Yeah,
country you guess, Hold tight, hardy tickets and one more song.
(18:49):
I'm gonna get your hearty tickets and then.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
We're going to be talking to Mage and Deshaun from Minneapolis.
For that's what she said. They've been together for two
years and they've got eight kids.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Eight kids in two years. It's like Johnny Kate plus eighth,
but well times even shorter time period coming up cale
two that's lighting four by four one two point one,
cable two whole time more Parmerly tickets coming up with
your love messages on talkback from the iHeartRadio app. Keep
(19:19):
it on Cablele two. We're gonna get to that when
we get round, when we get done with this, all
our words out, she's been drinking a little more. Are
all of a couple of momosas on a Valentine's Day morning? Right?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
No? Heck?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
No? Who do we have lined up to play today?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Mage and Deshaun for Minneapolis. They've been together for two years,
they've got eight kids, and they are very excited to
be on. That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, today be the first time ever that somebody gets
five right. It's only five questions that they get them
all right. We start with Mage and then we get
to Shan on the phone. So what is Deshawn's blood type? Mage?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh my goodness, I don't even think he knows.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
You know what I know mine?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
So you know what, let's just go.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Let's say it's the same as mine.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Be positive, Be positive. Everybody should be positive.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's the best one.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
If you had to describe to Sean to someone who's
never met him, what is one word that you would use?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Oh, my gosh, goofy.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Goofy's gorsh like Goofy from like Disney. All right, since
you have like ridiculous ridiculous Goofy. Okay, yeah, So, since
you have eight children, here we go. You're on the clock. Now,
could you tell us their names in order from oldest
to youngest within eight seconds?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Go? Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Okay, Aiden, Elexander, Evelyn, Able, Justice, Victoria, Exavier, Jameson.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh you have a Jamison. That was about eleven seconds.
But since you have a Jamison, I might let you
get by with it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh my gosh. I love their names too. Those names
are so qucial that last one.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
If Deshaun could switch lives with any celebrity for a day,
who do you think he would pick?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
And why? Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I want to oh gorad Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Then Diesel Vin Diesel nice, but I'm gonna go with Diesel.
One more question here we go, Mage, what do you
think surprised to Seawan the most when he moved in
with you?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Probably how I'm not the I'm not the dirtiest personal world,
but I'm also not the cleanest because I don't like cleaning,
So that's probably what you were at.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, Is he a real neat freak or no? Not?
Really no, all right, well that he can't complain. Hold
the line. We're gonna get to Sean on the phone
and let's see how you do. Okay, it's only five questions.
Nobody's gotten all five right. I don't know if people
have gotten four right. It's tougher than it sounds.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, it's really hard when you're put on the spot
like that.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
But we'll get him on the phone next to play
his part. That's what she said, and gets you off
to parmal Lee on camical two after Josh Turner, that's
Josh Turner. Why don't we just dance? What will two
point one? Cambttle two? It's Chris Carr and company. What
we're done with? That's what she said. You guys, hold
tight because we're going to play somebody back from talk
back and if you know somebody that did that, send
out a little sweet message to you, or if you
(22:19):
want to be surprised, be ready. If you recognize that
voice and it's for you, you want to be called
twenty two to win Parmley tickets. But if you don't recognize,
if you recognize the voice and it's for somebody else,
then you have a completely different discussion when you get
home today, which we hope for nobody. All Right, it's
(22:39):
the back half of this game.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Mage and de Shan from Minneapolis together two years and
they have eight kids between the two of them.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
All Right, so here we go, U. Mage did her part, DeShawn,
it's on you. Now say hi to your bride.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I heard it.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Here we go, guys, five questions. Let's see how you
do to Shawn? What is your blood type?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Oh? I don't even know that. That's horrible.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Everyone should know their blood type, Chris, I don't think
you know. I don't know. I know. I'm just grandstanding.
Oh no, that's the exact opposite of what she said.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, she said be positive.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Because that's what she is. It's okay, dude, we get
four to recover from.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You're right, okay, okay, Dejeun. If Mage had to describe
you to someone who's never met you, what do you
think is one word that she would use.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
By No, that's that's not what she says.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Not but you were so close because she said goofy.
That's like, I feel like that's the point.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Don't feel bad, dude. Hey, listen, Deshaun, Since you two
have eight children right between the two of you. Here
we go. Now this is you get some points back here.
You're on the clock. Now tell us their names order
from oldest to youngest within eight seconds.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Alexander, Evelyn, Abel, Justice, Victoria, It's Xavier and Jason.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
A little over eight seconds. But I'm just shocked that
you were able to whip that out night job. That's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Chris has two kids. You can barely remember the birth.
If you could switch lives with any celebrity for a day,
who would you pick?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
And why?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Darn okay, Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Oh that's a good one. That's not what she said,
But that's a good one. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I'm curious why Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I mean, he's hilarious, got a good you know network
round in. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
So all I'm calling you out.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
When she thinks of you, she thinks more than Diesel.
So I'm all, she doesn't know that. All right, One
more question, dude, what surprised you the most when you
moved in with Mage. Oh that's kind of what she said.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Her eating steak.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Oh that's not what I said.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, that's not what she said.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
What about the steak?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
What what does she do with steak? Does she pick
it up with her hands?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
And have you ever she somebody that has ate and
like months and they have food put right in front
of them and they like guard it with their life.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Okay, you goose big like t bones that you can
get from uh the butchers. Yeah, I was actually timed.
I can't finish that in like five point seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's awesome, that's that's that's actually pretty hot. I like
that right right. Hey man, you got a woman the
loves are meat exactly you guys.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Your score in life is far better than the score
in our game. But you are adorable. Thank you both. Yeah,
I love it good.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Every morning.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh well, we love you guys. Thank you for doing that.
And maybe if you improve your skills, we'll have you
on again.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Oh okay, definitely.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Another roundo next time. When we get to somebody on
the phone, they can't be in the bathroom. It's sounded
like he was like I didn't want to say anything
the whole time. Goodness A little all right, here we go, guys.
If you belong to this special person, you need to
call us at eight six six win Cable two one
eight six six win Cable two. You're on the clock.
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this is.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Can't wait to get that bedroom deal they were talking
about on the radio earlier. Also, Michael Workers said he'll
buy me breakfast if this gets on the air.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
All right, so if you are Kitten Lips, you need
to call us and you've told them what bedroom deal
he's talking about. Eight six six win Cable two. Attention,
Kitten Lips. Kitten Lips is now on the clock, eight
six six win Cable JO. I don't know if I've
ever talked to a Kitten Lips before. Eight six six
win Cable two. You got ten minutes and two seconds
(27:26):
for your Parmary tickets, Florida, George lyon.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Good morning Kitten Lips.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I know you know who this is.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Can't wait to get that bedroom deal they were talking
about on the radio earlier. Also Michael Workers said he'll
buy me breakfast if this gets on the ear.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That was just on talkback. It's Chris Cannon Company on
Cabtle too, talk back to your sweet teeth for parmal League.
Good morning Captle too. Hi, I just turned my husband
talked to the talk back on the radio. Are you
kitten lips?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I am.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
What is your husband's name?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
His name is Christian.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, that's the guy. Congratulations. You two are going to Parmally. Yeah,
so tomorrow night Parmally is at the Varsity. I can't
think of a better band for Valentine's Day weekend and
you two are going to be there. Why does he
call you kitten lips?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
She just has most random names I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I call my wife what I like to call her
names that I'll never that will never be repeated the
same way ever again, ask her. It's really weird. Yeah,
I just have. But I've never called her kitten lips.
So that one's used now. Well, congratulation, kitten lips. Will
see you tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Thank you is my country.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You're welcome. Thank you so much for keeping on little too. Yes,
so tonight, when i'm good stuff, I'll look over and
I'll say, I love you, my little mama. You just
love to make up words, and she smiles and she
acts like she knows what I'm talking about it. It's
really cool, dude, twenty two years of marriage, right, he
(29:01):
gets it. Gotta keep it interesting. Hey, hold tight, you
got a thousand bucks for you. Next more hearty tickets
with him before you can buy him. Got him coming
up before nine o'clock at eight thirty this morning for
the score. We fest tickets. We Fest that means Cody Johnson,
John Party, Megan Maroney August seventh through the ninth, all
U info. Just go to came on two dot com.
(29:23):
You can buy your tickets there. Get ready to win
some at eight thirty right now, though, dude, I had
to look at this story twice. This woman is absolutely
you're not supposed to say things like that. I almost
said something that I probably shouldn't have said. She needs
help say that.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
No, thank you, bonkers. She's out of her mind because
this woman pulled something over on her boyfriend. So crazy.
So okay, here, let me back up a little bit.
He was really really excited for his birthday dinner. You
can go to the Chris Current company Facebook page and
tell us what you think about the situation.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Now, this is his birthday dinner.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yes, his birthday. His girlfriend offered to planet so she
did all the good stuff. She booked a nice restaurant.
She invited all the close friends and family, and he
went and everything was going really, really great until until
it was time for dessert. The waiter brought out a cake,
but instead of his name on it, like you know,
like a normal birthday party, or says happy birthday of Umm,
(30:16):
it's what happy birthday? I don't want to give his name?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Ok?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, so is that happy brother?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah? Because this person's listening, Yes, it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Said it said will you marry me? And then her name,
Oh my gosh, not his name. So it's not like
she's proposing to him. It's like she set it up
so that he's proposing to her. Except he's not the
one that was proposing. She's the one who planted the
cake and ordered a cake that said will you marry me?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Maha, huh that's psychotic. I know.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Why wouldn't she just proposed him if that's what.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
She wanted, and then proposed to him without making it
look like it's a proposal to her. So was she
the one that would Oh my gosh, she's the one
that designed the cake for herself. So he looking at
these two like, oh my god, this woman. I mean,
he must have been leaning in going.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
He was, he was completely blind blindsided. She was all
teary eyed, and she looked at him and she said, well,
this is the best surprise ever, right, No, he said no,
And everyone around him doesn't really understand what's happening. So
they're like clapping and they're like, hey, and her friends
are there filming this, And.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
So he got to be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
No, I'm serious, And so he was completely stunned. And
then so she like sensed the silence and sense that
he was maybe hesitating. Why I wonder why. And so
she started going on about how she knew that he
wasn't really big on grand gestures, but she just couldn't
wait anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
So she.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
She quote matters into her own hands.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
So she proposed to herself yes through him on his
birthday with his birthday cake, by renaming the cake, will
you marry me with her name?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
With her name on it?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yes? Yes? And that's the worst thing. I think that
that may be the most psychotic thing I've ever heard
in my life. It amazed she had her friends there
and everything, Yes, and any of his friends there. Yeah,
they did have like some of the mutual friends.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, yes, so it was like the normal gathering of
friends and family.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
And so there's no way this is real, I think,
no it is. It has to be like just a
thing on the internet.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
People.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
There's no way. I need to see the video. Is
the video up?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
The video is not uphold video. I will try to
find the I.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Gotta find the video. Has got a video of that.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's got to be How do you not? I don't
care if the friends that were filming, they have to
put what.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Did he say? Did you say yeah? Did you then
get down on one knee by the cake and go yes? No,
you just turn it around on her?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
No, he said no. He stood up and he said,
this is my birthday. If you wanted a proposal, you
should have talked to me about it first.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
So he made her like he didn't bad. This whole
thing was just blown up.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
So together.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I don't know if they're especially, I don't know if
they've officially broken up yet. But he grabbed his stuff
and he walked out. She was totally mortified. I wonder,
I I don't know, maybe the result of your bad
decisions and her friends, since they were there were like
blowing up his phone, being like you were so rude,
and said that he was a jerk for embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Her running away the night, embarrassing her. Yeah, he's going
to be embarrassed the rest of his life being married
to her. Said yes, and so he had some family.
It wasn't even his to say yes, it was positioned
like it was from him. Yes, that's just psychotic, my.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Stuff is that? So his family? Can you believe this?
His family, most of them, I think are on his side,
because hello, she's nuts.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Could they not be?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Some of them are saying that he should have just
gone with it for the night to not make things awkward,
And I'm like, what what?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
And then you just walk out of the restaurant and
the guys because that just makes it looks like it
makes you look like the biggest idy and on the
planet around your friends and everybody else. Know you get it.
At that particular moment, I would just freeze and stare
at her. I would just have to freeze. I'd be
lost for words. No way, that's the biggest ticket out
of that relationship I could find.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I think I would have just looked at this person
and just been like, are you serious right now? Is
this real life?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Are you real missing missing something?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
You just have some kind of psychosis, like some kind
of psychiatric issue to think that that's okay, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Or she's literally the most self centered, you know, person
that has ever walked the face of the air to
basically proposed to yourself and through someone else. What's he
supposed to do? Oh my gosh. I mean, I don't
know what his reaction is supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I don't know what she expected.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'm looking forward to the next bit and two songs
more than this. This freaks me out that those people
out there that exist. Now I'm afraid to go outside
for the rest of my life. I am not even
want to go get the mail. There's people like this
out there. Know what's coming up in two songs? I know?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I love you love this.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
This is what almost got us fired an hour and
a half ago. This is We're gonna do it a yet,
I know, and we're gonna we're gonna refresh it with
new material.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
This is dangerous I know for you, and I'd rather
go self proposed to my wife. It's coming up two songs.
All right, boy, you have to be really desperate to
listen to this because if you need to date this
bad and you're to use anything that you're about to
hear on this radio station on K one o two,
we apologize in advance, but if it, you know, if
(35:30):
you score as a result of this, so be it.
Some pickup lines are better than others, but sometimes it's
the ones that are way off the beaten path that
actually work better than others.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't really know what you're talking about,
because I think these all would work on me.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You're married. Just how Hawthorn? Is this how Hawthorne met you?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, he's got the riz.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh is that what you call this?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I think that people come to K one o two
for the kind of quality knowledge that wede.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
You couldn't pick a worse time to say that. I
don't know what you're about this that you couldn't pick
a worse time to say that statement. But I admire you.
You're you're like a cheerleader. I'm an expert at what
we're about to talk about. Yeah, yeah, so some guy
comes up to you and says this and you're all
for it? What sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Because you are
really loud, annoying. Loud and what loud and annoying?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Oh my, my love for you is like diarrhea. I
just I just can't hold it.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I can't believe you just said that. I can't eat
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I can't either to Valentine's Day. And you know what,
some people hate Valentine's Day. And that's kind of why
we do this too, because this doesn't really have fund
the people that love Valentine's Day, but for the people
that hate Valentine's Day, Oh, this is the this is
like the bit to do.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh yeah, hey, Chris, Yeah, you smell like trash. Can
I take you out?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Actually? You say that every morning? Sam, Yeah, you're no.
I can't say this to you.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
That's okay, just say it soon.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Your gards must be Baker's because you've got some nass buns.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Hey, there's a big sale in my bedroom right now.
Clothes are Oh nice y?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Are you a pinata? Because I want to smack that
and see what comes out?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
What you what?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, you remind me of my little toe. Probably, I
can't say this to you. I'm looking at a look
at me, Look at no, I'm covering my eyes. You
remind me of my little toe. I'll probably bang you
on the coffee table later.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I can't believe that you said that, but you have
to look at it in the literal suense, and it
makes it perfectly acceptable for Sam. Sam doesn't know what
you're saying. It makes these jokes. I don't get it.
I hope you like hurricanes because I'm about to leave
you with no energy.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Dang, girl, is your dad in prison? Because if I
was your dad, that's a ride'd be.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
What does that supposed to mean? Oh, she's so good
looking that he would he would probably take out any
boyfriend perspective one. Okay, I thought creepy. I lost my keys.
Can I check your pants?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Are you a toaster? Because one bath with you would
send me straight to heaven?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Oh my oh, your name must be Gillette because you're
the best a man can get. That's not bad, actually good.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Are you an antiquer because I have some junk that
hasn't been touched in years?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Sam?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Do you like sales? Sure? Yeah? Because clothing is half
is one hundred percent off at my place. Sorry, I
butted that one. I ruined that one.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Are you a bank loan because you've got my interest.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh that's cute. Go ahead. I'm saving this one for
the for the last one. This is the one they're
gonna pull me out here in Hancock. You have one more,
I've got one more? Yeah, more, more, bunch more. Oh no,
we don't need I think we've overdone this. Yeah. I
like my Wayfest tickets to give away coming up.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
I like my women like I like my whiskey sealed
in an oak barrel for at least ten years.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Oh my god, do you have another one? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
If you were any prettier, i'd have to roof of you.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Okay, this is getting bad that you, Bill Cosby.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Are you a corner because I really want you to
inspect my body.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Are you a cigarette because you're smoking hot and I
want to put your butt in my mouth?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Chris Card just send that on the radio.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Well, if you're a cigarette, you're smoking hot and cigarettes
have punch. Yeah, man, if you're a cigarette, that's the
way it is.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, I know you probably would. All right, Hey, Waifest
tickets are yours coming right up? We're gonna four to score.
Keep it. I came out with your sandlunches to continue.
I do for all the people that hate Valentine's Day,
and we found that there are a few. If you
get top us, we we throw threw a post up
on the Chris car Company Facebook page. Your worst, most
inappropriate jokes. Let her rip the ones that can't be
said on the year. Let's see what you got
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