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October 2, 2023 • 48 mins
What are some things that most people think are safe, but are actually very dangerous? We talk about those as well as Sam's wedding anniversary that was over the weekend, unethical life hacks that Kia loves, things that we didn't realize were SO expensive until we got older, and more. We also try to help someone out of the Friendzone!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Lady harm like a drug. I was talking to Hi, Sam, Hi,
what's going on out there?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It was a pretty decent weekend for Minnesota sports. You know,
the Vikings won their game against the Panthers twenty one
to thirteen.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
And I hear that the Twins did pretty well as
well in there playoffs. Yeah, yeah, the playoffs, So that's
pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Marathon was canceled. That's tanks, I know.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's the one downside from the weekend in the Twin Cities.
The Twin Cities Marathon was canceled due to hot weather conditions.
We had really unseasonably warm weather over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Nobody's more pissed than me. I mean I was up
and I was ready. Oh I'm sure you were. My
coffee in hand, I was ready to watch all the
cover A little.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Short short it is ready to run. So yeah, you know,
kind of a there were there up. There are ups
and downs this weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
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(01:12):
and Morgan Walla Jacket's coming up for you. What's Up?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Kelsey Ballerini sang her song Mountain with a View on
People's Country Choice Awards, and.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
It was so good.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
The people were accusing her of lip syncing, and so
she denied that, responding to a ton of comments.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
But it was her TikTok.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Video that really called out the haters one more time.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
For the Karens in the back, I could never. I
could never. I never have, and I would like to
think I never will. If I do, I'll tell you
just like I would tell you if I did. But
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Did she just lip sync that?

Speaker 7 (01:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:42):
She did?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
How did we all know?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
She would tell me her voice?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
She would say, she's such a good singer.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Lever alone all Walker Hayes released a new song really
dedicated to his daughter and her love for the one
and only Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
This song is of course called Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
God, so oh I knows, and me and Jesus never
even all this. She loves.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Okay, and Taylor Swift is all over the news, so
it's perfect timing.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, I had my share last I love Taylor, don't
get me wrong. We have a long, rich history and
I love her dearly. I'm not trying to sound like
I'm her best friend, but I mean we we do,
we have we know each other. Actually I know. But
I saw plenty of ever on TV last night and
it was genius. I got a card adds everything. I mean,
it was like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I loved when the host opened up the game last
night that she was at by saying, Hello, Swift, do
you know why you're here?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yes, she's here.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's the ball and it's the worst thing for football.
I think it's great both in one. You would sorry,
I just wanted to throw that in. Doesn't mean anything,
Morgan Walling tickets coming up, guys, keep it on Cable two.
Here he is no no a little big town boon
Dogs one o two point one Cable two. You want
to see the of your life this morning, watch Sam

(03:01):
sing that and me f up all the lyrics right
now on the Chris Towering Company Facebook page. Is it
up and post it?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
It's going to be a.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Sam was just getting after it.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I love that song.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Sam must have got a little action over the weekend
because it was their anniversary. What what it was? Your anniversary?
It and you're like a dude to me. And that's
how dudes talk to each other. I know, guys think
of anniversaries like oh you a little oh my god. Yeah,
guys talk about it. So let her out.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You got to remember, though, I'm not a guy. I
know you feel like I am because we have like
that guy friend rapport.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Huh, but that's not a thing.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Why do you see the video when she's singing the
bass parts about the big.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Time, that's a guy.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
I did kind of sound like a guy.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's up shortly on the Chris la Company fast book page.
Big anniversary of the weekend. Yeah is this paper? What's
the year number one?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
So people tell me, yeah, well I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
There's like certain for your first year anniversary, you get
a paper.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Get card. That's that's what you need. Yeah, that's actually
that's worked for me for twenty one years.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
And then there's like by your university ten Ye University whatever.
There's kind of different themes car diamonds and platinum, but
you don't get that until you're like fifty.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, you're pretty much dead.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
So I had a wonderful first wedding anniversary. Posted our
wedding video on Instagram for anybody who actually cares.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
But it was a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
We're trying to save money right now, so we didn't
go out and like go on a trip or anything.
But we had the most perfect weekend just kind of
like hanging at home and it was nice.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I mean, I had a.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Lot of a lot of fun, just because I enjoy
spending time with my husband.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Your perfect weekend to you is watching your mom and
dad's farm get blasted by a tornado. That's the perfect weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
They got hit by such a bad storm on Friday night,
which kind of was a damper on the weekend heading
into it, because that's definitely stressful.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
So I had it sucked.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I know perfect weekends, Like, meanwhile, talk to your father
good about it.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I know, so mineus that part. That part's super stressful.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
My parents' farm got hit by a really bad storm
in Buffalo and Friday night and the horses got hurt,
which is bad, and buildings got torn up, so I'm
kind of trying to compartmentalize the two. You know, I
did have a really nice time hanging with my husband
to celebrate our wedding anniversary. But then also, you know,
keeping that in mind because that is not so good.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
But yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Great, and part of it's totally fine. It's totally fine.
It's just life, you know. I mean, not everything's gonna
be perfect.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Man.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yep, you just keep it keeping on, for sure.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
But it was a very nice kind of weekend compartmentalizing
on the anniversary part. That part was very nice, and
we just kind of hung out at home. We binge,
watched some shows, We made some really good food, and
we went out shopping for just like stuff for our house.
And I finally convinced Hawthorne to buy new pillows. And
he has had the same pillows for like twelve years,

(05:45):
so I have been wanting him to get rid of
these pillows. They're not even like king size my pillows
or king size, and we have a king sized bed,
so it makes sense. He's got like three of these
little smooshed square like old old pillows.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
They're just like.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, you just to them and as they get smaller.
You have about twenty five of them about ten years,
you know, and you just mush them all together. It's perfect.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
They're they're just like these flat pancakes because they're like
down feather pillows, except I think that they're they are
decades old.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
He like got them from his grandmother.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, so they are sentimental value.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
So you finally got a nice new pillow and.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Used it to the most exciting He like his grandmother
when he goes to bed.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
But then how did he sleep with the new pillow?
He's gonna say it, Well, we.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Just got it yesterday and so, and then he was
asleep when I left for work this morning.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
So I don't know how he slept.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
But I you said, pillows just like that Chris is
seeing them. Actually they're like bright orange because of my
break Dan, but I refused to give them up.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
I refused.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh, and that's gross to me. I like, nice, You don't.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Mean to tell the audience. If you're going to do it,
put it in the right context. You don't need to
make it sound like Chris is sine my pillows. Now
they're all thinking, bet, I wasn't I got a video.
We shot a video. I think Maverick was in the
bed too.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah, you both were, Yes, you wish on a.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Video all together. My face was orange and one home
it looked like it was half orange. What is that?
And it was her pillow from her tannic.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
I could not give it up. It was the hardest
thing in the world to give up.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Don't you like wash your pillow case?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
No, she doesn't trust me, she doesn't. She rips me
like in college, I never washed my sheets and stuff.
She she never washes her pillow cases.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
I do.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Only she washes her sheets either.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
But the pillow cases are just sacred. Like it just
had the right flatness. The pancake, that's just the way
I like it.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's just like you can buy fresh ones that are
more flat, but it just can't sleep as well.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Come up in a couple of songs here we got
some Morgan wall On tickets and Sam, you think this
is totally safe, right? We all think it's totally safe.
But is it really totally safe? Is it? Or? Can
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(07:56):
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(08:19):
So you think this is totally safe, but is it?
It's Chris Caring Company on cable too.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
A lot of people think that riding horses is totally safe.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's not, as Christopher reeves, No, seriously, you're right. I
mean there's a lot of people you or me broken,
lots of bones riding horses. I have it's worth.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Because you love I do love them, but you gotta
be careful. And there are a lot of things that
people think are safe but are actually dangerous, just like
riding horses, for example. People, you know, driving is something
that we all do every single day, and it is
so super dangerous. You're dealing with a lot of people
out on the road that aren't paying attention to the
world around them, and.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
We're all packed in these tiny shiny metal boxes right
trying to get to where we're going, and you really
think about it, and it's just a mess it is,
and they need to get it fixed. You know, they're smart.
Cars are are good at you know, they're kind of
the right answer. We're on the right track. But then
they go bonkers and you know, you don't really have
your answer yet. But what's the other stuff?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Some other things would be like blunt kitchen knives. So
if you don't sharpen your knives, they're a lot more
dangerous than people realize if they're If they're dull and
you're trying to cut something and it like slips or
something because it can't cut smoothly, you chop your finger.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, at least it doesn't chop your finger off.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
It could.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
No, not if it's doll not if it's dull. Well, no,
trust me, I know I have no sharp knives in
my home. Oh my gosh, you're kidding me. Every week anything,
I can play that game.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
No, don't.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Well, you're gonna hit your fingers.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, they're like brew handles, dude, what No, I don't,
I don't you got to be Have you ever sharpened
your knives at home?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Hawthorne does all the time?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Does he really?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (09:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Almost every time he uses them. I feel like he's
on Austin.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Does he's got like this poll or something that he
just scrapes it on. You can hear it.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
It's like, excuse me, I know, but it's just you
can what's sound that's Austin on his poll?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
You can hear it squishy becauseunces you that's better. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta tell you. If I had one of those,
my poll would be rather sharp.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I don't want to hear anything about your polls. Ready
to go.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Another thing that people think is safe but it's not
would be trampolines. Are you sitting The trampolines are super fun.
I get so much anxiety when I see kids bouncing
around the trampoline.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
What do you see your have kids? Someday it's gonna
bounce around on trampoline.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Terrifying?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Oh I know, yeah, they're Yeah, but you know there
it's worth the ride, is it?

Speaker 8 (10:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I mean it's fun.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
You want a trampoline years ago?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah? But then I looked up what the insurance was.
It really escalated the policy yet, because you know me,
I'm mister FRUGI I'm like, wait a minute, how much
is this going to cost us in the long run?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Did you have to I didn't realize disclose a trample?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, if you have one on your property, absolutely, and
you gotta I think they asked I think my insurance
company asked me.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I just want to see the list of things that
they ask about specifically, like that's we're gon just avoid
those things because this sounds scary.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Well, now they're putting trampolines like in the ground, so
instead of having it like up you can, they bury
it in the in the ground.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
And then I think I'd rather have it up.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
I'd rather have it up with you.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
What if you're not paying attention to just go running
and then you just run in the winter like oh
my god, or your horses get loose and they run
and then they bounce.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
On it and be terrible.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I love I want one. Another one is of them
around my house, A mode of trampoline in ground trampolines.
The mail manager Amazon guy comes up packages on the roof,
slides down, lands on his lap.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
That car family over there.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Instead of like pavements, stone's for a sidewalk. You should
just do mini.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Going too bad, I don't have that much room up front.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Another one is escalators. I am actually I get really
anxious when I go up and down.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
They're dangerous unless you're really unprepared. I've never seen anybody
had an issue with them.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Dude, Like, if you have some kind of like loose
clothing or a little freight clothing, I think it's gonna
suck you right up and I'm just gonna be chopped up.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, dude, I don't like a shoelace or something.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, I think you die instantly.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
The mart off and then get off the escalator.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
It doesn't you know what it happens fast.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, it does happen fast. You don't know what's stuck
until it happens, and then it drags you. Ender.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Don't create a new fear for me. It's fine, kid.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I thought that I would somehow squish between the halls.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
I still feel that way. Yeah, and I am an
old lady now.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
That we made everybody paranoid.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, I'm very paranoid.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
So these are the things that you think are totally safe,
but they're not necessarily totally safe. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Another thing is like medications, like and what is it
a set of metaphie, Yeah, you're not technically, I mean,
you really got to stay within what they recommend, otherwise
you're going to kill your liver.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Well, that and I think it can create ulcers and
nasty stuff. I mean not everyone. Some stomachs are a
little different. But I know somebody that had migraines and
she can't take ibuprofen at all anymore because of what
it's done to her innards. Oh yeah, I mean it's
really created some havoc. So now I'm.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Scared of that and trampoline.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Do you try to be a little more positive?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
You want to hear another one. Conditioner is apparently super dangerous,
like the stuff that you will put in your hair
after your shampoo.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
It why, it makes.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
The floor of your shower really slippery, So if you
don't have like a grippy mat, you could slip and fall.
Apparently that's like actually something that happens a lot.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I have an option, don't use conditioner or get a
grippy mat.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
I do enjoy it a little grippy mat.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
So we don't need to be a paranoid of everything
in the world. There are solutions. The there's things that
we can do to prevent this stuff, like driving in cars.
Look for other cars.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
But you should condition especially with those long walks you have.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
No I don't, well, you really should. Why it's good for.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
You make it feels crazy when you condition it makes it.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Feel you wash it out.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
No, but it still makes it feel kind of flappy,
kind of weird, makes it feel wilty.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
We want to get him really good conditioners. Well, I
don't know what you've been using.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Now that I have long hair, my locks of love,
I'm getting very particular as to how I want my
hair don't and I don't want it's wilty. Okay, all right,
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Speaker 2 (15:34):
There were some rumblings and grumblings about a potential government
shutdown happening over the last couple of days. They had
a deadline on Saturday night where they had to get
some things figured out before that would ultimately happen.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
But thankfully they actually averted a shutdown.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
They managed to pass some things so that they have
forty five more days to figure things out, so hopefully
they can.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Keep kicking the can man.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
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(16:15):
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(17:18):
for the Wild Game.

Speaker 9 (17:19):
Thank you, awesome two.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
My country today is Monday. It is new coulosup nine
eight nine cabable two. Share your new rule with us
that we all must follow, well at least typothetic book
on this Monday. Casey from Honasela. What are you thinking?

Speaker 9 (17:33):
New rule?

Speaker 7 (17:34):
Every physically able child is the state of Minnesota has
to be in a hockey program.

Speaker 9 (17:39):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
It's non negotiable. Just like math, science, history, they have
to be doing hockey. It's non negotiable for me. And
if by the age of eighteen they're any good, they
have to go play in state.

Speaker 9 (17:52):
Oh, that's my new rule.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
They have to play in state.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
Yeah, like wild or go for any team in state.
That's my new rule.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
There you go. That's many very passionate about our Minnesota.
While I'll tell you that right now, I think golfers.
For that matter, We've got tickets by the way to
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Got a lot going on this morning. The money's back
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In the meantime, call us up with your new rule.

(18:20):
Well you don't have each man. That's Darius ructor wagon
with on onetle two point one to Captal too accepting
new rules on new rule Monday. We do this just
for fun. Sarcasm always appreciated, or just something glorious Paul
for me, Dinah, what's your new rule? But hey, Chris,
I have a new rule for you. I'm ready, okay.
I think everybody should have to get up in the

(18:41):
morning and try to make it a good day. They
got to give from God of a day. Let's go
out and try and make it a good day. People
get up and just try to be grabby.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
They need to turn on.

Speaker 9 (18:49):
K one on two, get over the day and have
it a great day.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Hey, I like you, me too, Thank you, No problem
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you in non generational jeopardy nine eight nine capable two.
Tracy from New Richmond, what is your new rule?

Speaker 10 (19:53):
Alrighty guys, new rule? This is coming from a mother
of three and a loving Why we are done throwing
our towels on the floor after we use to pick
them up and put them in the proper place. Mold
is a real thing. Hygiene is a real thing. Don't
want to wash yourself with a moldy towel. Okay, the

(20:14):
new rule, thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
You realize I'm gonna play this back for my children
over and over right, I try to tell them, and
now other people said it. It always validates it when
somebody else says something that you preach my kids. They
just dump towels on the bathroom floor and it's like
and they just pile up what you waiting and it
smells grutt CFC. I'm starting to get wilded up right now.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Don't come on down deep. It's gonna be okay, it's
gonna be all right. They're just gonna stink and they'll
be mold forever.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Thank you. But it does piss me off. So that
wraps up new rule Monday. We'll do it again next Monday.
Call us up with the new rules. We love it.
Let's call for generational Jeopardy right now, six K two
to play the most fun game on radio. And I'm
going to get to your Morgan wall and tickets. Yes,
in just two songs. Okay, keep it on one O
two point three songs. Keep it on one O two

(21:05):
point one cablele two all right, call us up for
generational Jeff Jason ld In one O two point one
Cable two, coming up at seven forty. This will honestly
make your life easier. The question is can you do it?

(21:26):
It's a moral, moral conversation that you're gonna have with
yourself seven forty, but your life will be so much easier.
You're gonna say, why didn't I think of that? But
can you actually do it? That's at seven forty on
Cable two. Morgan Walling Tickets coming up. One song away
from those right now, let's play the most fun game
on radio. We're gonna take a millennial like Justin from

(21:46):
Eagle Lake, put them up against the gen X or
like Kenny from Schisago City, and then they'll get questions.
Pepper to the questions first to get two right, when's
their choice of the goodies? Okay? If they get questions
from each other's generation, if you tour our ready, let's
do it. Okay, justin the first question, we start with you.
You get to take a shot at it first.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Here's kaya the little rascal Elfelfa has a big crush
on who.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, Wow, nice jot, nice Chad. Thank God for the
rerun movies man or though, Yeah, what was it nine?
What was it the nineties?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
That movie came out early nineties?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Cheaper? Hey, Kenny the gen Xer, you need to tie
the game. This one's for you from Sam.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
In Finding Nemo. What is the name of the forgetful
fish who helps Marlon find his son?

Speaker 10 (22:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Justin the Millennial for the quick win, Nemo, No, it's story, okay,
justin Back to you the Millennial. You can still win
it if you get this right. Here's Kaya.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
What is the name of the farm girl from Kansas
on the show Gilligan's Island.

Speaker 8 (22:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
No, Kenny the gen Xer, Mary Anne?

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
One to one? Nice tie Kenny. Back to you, Kenny
for the win. Now representing gen xers. Here's Sam.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
What streaming service is Stranger Things on.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
Netflick?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
You got it for the win?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Nice comeback, Bud. Hey, here's your choice. We've got you
of them. Men's and women's hockey versus Saint Thomas October
thirteenth at xcel Or. We have Chris Jansen at Treasure
Island on October fourteenth. Which do you prefer?

Speaker 9 (23:16):
Ah hockey?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
All right, let's get you into some hockey and there's
gonna be a lot of it that day, justin you're
going to Chris Jansen. Thank you both for keeping it
on Kwell.

Speaker 9 (23:22):
Two, here's my starring company in the morning.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Is my country on K. I like that. It's a
little bit longer, but I can make a jing a
lot of that. Thank you, Thank you. All right, guys,
coming up one song away, it's Morgan Wallan. Morgan Wallen
is going to be back. You'll be at us Bank
Stadium and you're gonna win tickets. Next on the cable
two right after Old a Menu Plus, we're gonna get
you into Luke Bryant coming up at seven fifty all

(23:47):
before eight.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
When it was down some street, we couldn't even.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
You ain't seen anything until you've seen Sam jam to
a little big town spoon dogs. We played it like
an hour ago as she was just it was like
a banger fest over there. And I got it all.
I caught it all on video and it's on the
Chris Caren Company Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yes, dude, somebody commented on Instagram. I said, I wouldn't
have pegged you as like a gruff voice singer, and
I'm like I was, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
I was just being silly.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
You sound like jelly roll kind of. It's almost like
jellyf cheepers. It's almost like jelly Roll doing a little
bit time. I have incredible range. Here, Hey kaya, you
really do? Hey hoole tech. We got Luke Brian tickets
coming up. Here were a couple songs away from the
Luke tickets as he's playing October fourteenth. It's a week
from Saturday at the X. But first things first, this
is gonna honestly make your life a lot easier. But
can you justify it morally to be able to do it?

(24:39):
And uh, I mean some of this stuff kind of
waltks the line, and maybe all of it dontes go.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Well, we talk about life acts quite a bit, but
the unethical ones come to me.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
I'll help you be unethical. Now, these are not all
my ideas, but I do find some of them.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Tell me how to park a car, or tell me
how to get out of a bad parking situation. That's
that's one of my favorites.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Keep your next parking ticket that you will have and
put it on your windshields so that when somebody comes by,
they'll already assume that you have the ticket on the windshield.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
You mean, like the people who give people the tickets,
you'll see keep the ticket.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
But you have to turn the tickets so well, kind
of turn it so they can't see the date.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
If you put the windshield wiper on that actual date,
but it looks like the ticket, then they won't see it.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
So you're already I know, I know that, I know
that you guys like to pick on you for being
too literal, but look, okay, then don't it is don't
I'm going to I can't with this. This is it's
somebody's full time job to like check those things. And
if somebody already has a ticket, then it's like, okay,
well they're still here, time to call the tow truck company.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well, the only thing is is you may have somebody
come by going I'm the one that's issuing the tickets
and I don't recall putting it on that car. But
you're looking for the person that's coming up doing the
next shift. That's like, oh okay, well Schmidt, he already
got them. So I'll just walk bay.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Just going to debunk that one is no, well people
do it?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Try it all right?

Speaker 4 (25:54):
How about this one. When you get a call from
someone and you don't want to talk to them, Okay,
that over the weekend, did you really? No, this is
even better.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
The airplane mode. Just to justify everybody, you put it
on airplane mode, and then it doesn't say that I
ended the call. It just all fail.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Instead of no, I'm just blocked.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Your call has been He's not blocked.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Here's the bez.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
But I do have a special ring tone for her.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, it doesn't ring.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Silence, no wonder he never answers me.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Now, this is what I would do to you if
you ever did call me, I'd answer it and say, oh,
I'm so sorry, my battery is about to die. And
then when I'm done with the conversation, if you're still talking,
I'll just hang up because died. If you will, and
then just put your phone like hang it up for
a few minutes.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
People will just be honest.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
No, No, that's.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Not that she does doesn't like honesty. I can't. You
can't say I don't like you and I don't want
to talk to you goodbye. Click because then she cries.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Yeah, I love unethical thing.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, she likes dishonesty. Run with it.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Here's another one right now.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
No, I'm being honest that if you have a flat tire,
take a picture of it.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
This is genius.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Next time that you got of a bail out of
an event, or you want to skip something at work,
then send that picture from the flat tire that you've
had and be like, hey, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Kaye has car accidents, she has people on stretchers, she
has everything. I'm sorry, I'm stuck in traffic. This just happened.
And it's like there's two feet of snow on the ground. Kaye,
I think you sent me the wrong one, Colorado.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Sorry, Sorry, my bad, my bad.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
If you're hungry and it's between six and eight am,
you can go get a free Continental breakfast from pretty
much any hotel that you walk into.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
It does help that if.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
It's that's stealing, that is kind of stealing that you
don't go in.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, I don't recommend, though, I had to share it
just in case somebody's hungry.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
See, I've never I've never done that, but I have
had that thought.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
When I'm in a hotel and I'm eating a breakfast,
I'm like, man, anybody could walk in here right now,
and how are they really going to know?

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Don't they don't know? Here, here's a gross one for you.
If someone is battling you for that arm rest on
the airplane, cough into that arm and then put it
back on the arm rest, and you better believe they
will not touch that arm rest.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
It's like the armrest battling description, like you're just fighting
over it.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Just have a sharper elbow man works for me.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
This is my favorite one.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
This is awesome.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Now, this is just like the best way to make
your life easier. But then you morally handle it. Go ahead, take.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Pictures of yourself every day for a week of you
slowly getting bigger, meaning gaining weight. And then when you've
reached a nice heavy goal, post all of the photos
in reverse and attach an exercise plan to make the body.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
How much weight can you gain in one week?

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Trust me, you can get it quite a bit. Yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Can I just say, honestly at all honesty that I
just do Olivia, I know that that sounds like I'm plugging.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
I'm not great.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
No, it just it teaches you.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
I know about it.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I mean, I'm like I can literally say, you know,
I was picked on myself on like a rail Now.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
You kind of come become like a nutritionist. Like I said,
I had a panick a lot over the weekend. He's like, oh,
do you know how many calories are in this?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
It's not so much about that either, It's just about
what you do learn and everything else. And it's just
become so much easier when you have these people helping you. No,
you look, I didn't have a ton to lose, but
if you do have a ton to lose or works,
and if you have just some that you want to lose,
like me, I couldn't get over this threshold. I just
just I mean it was like that, Well, I'm I'm
going to do the hack, get the washboards back. I'm

(29:29):
going to do the reverse your hack to yourself hack
on somebody else's arm rest. Hey, we are two songs away,
you guys, two songs away from Luke Bryan tickets on
Cawittle too. Hold time, it's Billy Carrington, Alice sitting. I
don't know a little Cou's back, cash, Cow's backlash Cow's back,

(29:55):
thousand bucks coming up, a couple of songs, so I'll
keep it on cue little too. Uh. Luke Bryant tickets
he's gonna be in town a week from Saturday. Thet
we'll hook you up here in just seconds. Hold ty,
here's our number six five one, not eight nine. Captal two.
I'll have a keyword for you when those tickets live
on the radio on one to two point one Cattle
two for Luke Bryan here in just a bit, Hi, Sam, Hi, dude.

(30:16):
So you had no clue until you became an adult.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, everything, everything is so expensive, tell me about it.
So we asked the question on the Chris Carr and
Company Facebook page, what item did you not realize was
expensive until you became an adult? And the general consensus
across everyone that's waited in so far has been everything.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
No, it's been.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Everything well now especially yes.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Especially these days. For sure.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I think that everything is expensive and you have to
start paying for it yourself when you're a real, live
adult out.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
This isn't a political statement, but everybody knows that. I mean,
it's just I see our grocery bill, it's through the roof.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
But kids are like I first think of children.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yep, that was another thing.

Speaker 10 (30:54):
You know.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I don't know how people even afford having huge families anymore.
I mean, I have five kids in my family, and
when I was growing up, we did foster care as well,
so there's always a lot of kids over at our house.
I don't know how my parents did it and do
it still. No, that's just crazy to me. And Chris
helped me with this. I had no idea until I
moved out of my parents house that a vacuum was

(31:15):
so expensive.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
And I gave you a vacuum, you did, and you
gave it to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Well, what you gave it away?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
He ran over something I did, and I gave her
a dice and I put a new motor in it,
and there was a better motor that was the one
in the in the original one. I've put a new
motor in it. It was a little loud, but it sucked.
This thing sucked up a storm and I didn't want
it because it was loud. And I got a different vacuum.
Get that nice of a vacuum. I missed that vacuum

(31:41):
after I gave you that, only to come to find
out she sold it to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Were you sold it?

Speaker 5 (31:47):
We had it for a long time.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
You sold them.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
We had it for like two years.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
But let me say when a little loud is an understatement,
and it was really nice.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Vacuum was awesome.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
It started off really, it's like and then all of
a sudden, it's almost like you ran over a bowler.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Because it really got after it.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
But who cares if it's loud, if it does a
really good job.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
You needed earpluge with this vacuum. But it sucked everything up.
I mean, you wouldn't believe what it what it sucked up.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
It was nice for a while, but.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
I'm still stuck on the fact did you actually sell
it for money?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Everyone gave it to you.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Anything that man told it, I shot shot. I who
to believe.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
You're both looking at me telling me opposite things?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Anyway, So people kept on weighing on the Chris Car
Company base page.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
About the things super expensive.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Yeah, things that they didn't expect to be so expensive
until they were adults in the real world.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Like furniture.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
People go and they buy a house and they just magure,
I'm going to just furnish this place up. But it
is really expensive even to just buy like some shelves
or I mean, if you need like a bed frame,
like a nice one, not just a little metal thing
on the ground.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
It's no wonder people just throw mattresses on the floor.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I don't know why when people had kids, why they
went back to cloth diapers and recycle and I don't know.
I mean diapers, diapers are fortunes. And here's another thing.
The kids start getting in the game, I mean little,
they get a little older and they start getting into
the game, right, they start all the stuff in life. Batteries,
you go through more batteries and you can't buy the
cheap batteries because they last about, you know, fourteen seconds.

(33:22):
You got to get the good batteries, super super pricey.
So you can post this on our Facebook page.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
New tires are were another popular one because it's like
the most unexciting thing that you're gonna spend a lot
of money on. You get new tires for a truck,
it's like a thousand dollars when you can't.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Just buy one because they tell you that you have
to have two that at least match, so you're buying
two or cost or four.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Vacations are super expensive.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Oh yeah, the time you know that's given though, I'll
tell you what's expensive.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I'll tell you what's expensive. Women.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Oh oh, sixteen men's mistakes expensive?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
No, you let the man fake.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Fixes most of my problems.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Well, glad you both have d I wires at home.
I do not expensive.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Get a new one. I can't you differ one.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
I've been waiting nine last one.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
You're getting married in a year and what no a
week and a half? Get a married a week? Well,
I'm so used to it being down the road a
week from Saturday and have plenty of time to run?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Where am I gonna go to the husband?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Everybody? There's a husband factory near you?

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Where is that loads on depot?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
It's called the bar.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Melliana.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Who's a d I wear?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Add to it Chris car Company facebook page. You had
no clue until you became an adult, and then he
had to buy one. And there's probably a whole bunch
of stuff we're missing, So throw it up there at
Chris Caring Company facebook page. Hey guys, hold right now
Luke Brian tickets not eight nine cable two. Keyword is vacuum.
Call it twenty two? Is the vacuum you're going to
Luke Beer Drink can give it up for Katie from Woodbury.

(34:54):
I just want tickets to Luke Brian what's your favorite
Luke Brian's song, Katie, Chack it for me, girls, Shake
it for me, girls, Shake it for me, kick it
nice job. Thank you so much for keeping it on
care Little two. We'll see you from Saturday.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
Thank you my county.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Hey going to the bike's game. We'll have tickets this weekend,
camtal two plus, we're gonna hook you up with Chris
Jansen at the Vikings this coming. Uh well, it's the
big pre party this only Sunday and we'll get your
tickets coming up in less than twenty three minutes. Keep
it on care little too, right.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Now, here's what's trending today with Chris Carrn Company.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Before we get you a thousand bucks as we roll
commercial free thanks to Pellow Windows and Doors in Minnesota.
Sam's got some loose for you.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
You may have heard some rumblings and grumblings over the
last couple of days about a potential government shutdown.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
People were pretty worried about this. They had a deadline
on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
But they were able to come up with some kind
of plan where it basically they kicked the can.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Down the road for another forty five days.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
The government is not shutting down at the moment, but
we will see where we're at in forty five days.
And scientists are developing an implant right now to cure
cancer in what they're saying.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Could be just sixty days.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
It's they have a goal to slash death rates by
fifty percent. It's basically something that they would implant, kind
of similar to diabetes treatments that have insulin pumps. So
it's really cool to see the advancements that we have
in cancer treatment.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I have aught with cancer right now, sadly, and she
takes a pill really and I don't know how often
she takes it, but it's that's that's it. She takes it.
She did some radiation, but now she just takes this pill.
She doesn't have to do all the chemo because of
those Pill's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, I mean it's crazy the advancements and very thankful
for the advancements that we have in that in cancer treatment.
There is a woman that is suing Walt Disney World
after one of their water slides gave her such a
bad weggie that she had to be hospitalized and she
even needed surgery.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
That's sad, it is, oh, I mean, it's like, I mean,
people poked fun and all that, but it's it's wedgie woman. Dude.
She's sue it for like fifty thousand dollars. Oh, but
I think you don't go down the water slide if
you're wearing the wrong kind of equipment.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
I'm saying, I need to know what was she wearing.
We're like, was literally surgically up in there.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, you would think that a guy would have a
worse problem because she hit the bottom of the pool.
And guys have things, you know what I mean those things.
We have things that you don't have that are on
the exterior that would hurt. I'm done. I'm not gonna
do this anymore, he said. No, I walked right into that. Hey,
let's win some mula. That's Timmer growth standing Ramoni number

(37:26):
one for New Country and the best Variety one O
two point one K one O two. We've got Chris
Jansen tickets coming up, Morgan Wall and tickets are on
the way in moments. Hold tight, keep it on cabble too.
But first things first, it's she's decided to get two
people out of the front zone. Then to do with
the mall uh jess who are interested in how can

(37:48):
we help here? How can we help you get out
of the front zone.

Speaker 8 (37:50):
Okay, Oh, I have a a guy named Brandon, and
you know, I have zero clue what he's going to
say if I ask come out, or like if he
remember me at this point that three months ago?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Where did you meet? What did you do?

Speaker 6 (38:06):
Well?

Speaker 8 (38:07):
So, like I'm time to lose and I came down
to shop at them All of America and you know,
he was folding shirts at one of the stores I
went into, and you know, she was cute right away.
So we chatted for a while and like you know,
at first he was trying to sell me clothes or whatever,
but like it just slipped into getting to know each

(38:28):
other and we had, you know, some pretty witty reminds.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
You walked by at Mall of America. He's in the store.
You see him in there folding shirts. You didn't go
in there with any intention to maybe shop there. You
went in with the intention because Brandon, Brandon was looking
pretty good. Do I have this run? And it's okay,
I'm just looking for you know, is this the honest
thing here?

Speaker 8 (38:51):
I did need an outfit and like, yeah, well I
need an elephant for a job in her you and
like I was telling him about that and he told
me he just graduated, and you know, I started an
internship and like all the things are going really right,
and I actually ended up with a great power.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Outfit and okay, so the Men's Warehouse, No, I mean,
like I still.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
Would have talked to him there, but I also had
a great outfit out of it.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Right, Yeah, So why haven't you guys talked in the
last number of weeks here?

Speaker 8 (39:27):
Well, because I got that outfit and then I just left.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well what can I ask? But you obviously have his number.
What why didn't you call him up?

Speaker 8 (39:36):
Well, I didn't have his number then, at least I
didn't know I had his number, because Okay, so last
week I was doing some cleaning up, you know, going
through my fourteen thousand emails that I don't go through,
and I realized I had a mess gerification on my
LinkedIn and it was branded.

Speaker 9 (39:54):
Meet him.

Speaker 8 (39:55):
Gave me his number, got it?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
So when was the last one weeks ago?

Speaker 8 (40:00):
I mean this was from oh Man, like right after
the timestamp was like the day after.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
We Okay, so he thinks that you're blowing him off,
all right, I don't need any more than that, but
I think we need to call him and let's tell
him what's going on.

Speaker 8 (40:16):
Okay, yeah, okay, I just know that, like I want
to make it a big deal since it's been so long,
like country, so oh.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
We'll make it a big deal. Let's do it. Pull
the line, all right, Okay, all right, she stays on
hold or we put her on hold, and then we
call Brandon. Let's get these two out of the friend
zone and get you in front of the Vikes game
with Chris Jansen coming up there you Sam hunks on table.
All right, this is here's how this is going to

(40:45):
go down. We're gonna try to get these two s
who's on hold right now with Brandon who she saw
folding shirts at Mall of America sometime back, and we're
gonna try to get them out of the front zone
that We're gonna get you in front of Chris Janssen
with the Vikings game coming up this Saturday before the
Chief and then get you into Morgan Wallace all of
that before nine on Cable two. All right, first things first,

(41:06):
let's call Brandon right now. Try to get these two love.
Hey Brandon, Hey, it's Chris from cable too. Thank you
very much for picking up dude. I appreciate it and
respond to the text so fast. I told you that
I have a little reveal for you if you will,
maybe kind of a surprise. And this involves somebody on

(41:29):
the phone with us right now. Do you have a second. Yeah,
and all of that will be cleared up because I
know you have questions in the text and everything. But
come on in, say hi and tell them what's going on.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Let her rip, Hi, Brandon, I don't know if you're
going to remember me.

Speaker 9 (41:49):
Not by the boys.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
Hi, this is Jess. I met you a few months ago.
I was looking for an outfit for a job interview.

Speaker 9 (41:59):
Yeah, oh yes, yes, of course, yes I remember you.

Speaker 8 (42:04):
Okay, you know, I just I feel really awful. I
just saw your message to me like yesterday basically on LinkedIn.

Speaker 9 (42:14):
Oh my oh god, that was yeah okay, yeah, no,
I man, I felt like I shot my shot. I
didn't mean to come off like too aggressive or I
just never like I never really went try to find
somebody before on LinkedIn or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Well, don't worry about any of that, Yeah, none of that.
She's not calling to harass you about anything. No, she's
calling for another reason.

Speaker 8 (42:35):
Yeah, like I love that. I just felt really bad
that for months you got no response because they didn't
know it was there, so like it was nothing against you.
I just you know, if I seen it, I just
would have said yes. And that's why I'm calling because
I was wondering if the offer still stands.

Speaker 9 (42:59):
I I it's so funny because I thought I put it,
you know, behind me or you know, I was like, oh,
she's just totally not into it. But yeah, you know,
I didn't want to think like I'm just too aggressive,
you know, But I do feel like LinkedIn is a
little more professional, Like.

Speaker 8 (43:13):
You know, you take no no professional idea, don't check it.

Speaker 9 (43:21):
You're right, right, But do you if idea of your
you know, LinkedIn or something, I mean your Instagram, you know.
But yeah, no, no, I I really wanted to kind
of keep talking to you, and unfortunately I had to work.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
So do you find it at all interesting? And by
the way, and I mean this in a good way, man,
I hope I don't ruin it. But here's a girl
that walks by the window of your store. See, you
must be like the best shirt folder on the planet.
You're folding shirts, and Jess, I have to ask you,
do you look at this guy go, oh my gosh,
it's a man that folds clothes, right, that's.

Speaker 9 (43:56):
Got to be lying.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
That's the best thing ever. Oh you know what I
get it now, that's kind of what I'm thinking. Is
that where you're going with this, Jess? Or just think, Wow,
he's you know, good looking guys, got a job, he's employed,
gets a paycheck, and he you know, fold shirts.

Speaker 8 (44:13):
I mean, he wasn't really great shirt folder, but we
all just just have a conversation and like he's real cute.

Speaker 10 (44:20):
So that's it too.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
So basically what we're asking here, Brandon, is, uh, if
you would go to dinner with Jess, station takes care
of it and then you guys, uh, you know, whatever
happens from here. It's a it's a feature we do
on Chemical two called friend Zone, and she knows that
you love country music too, so we're kind of hoping
you have some familiarity there with our station and it's
completely legit. You go to dinner, would you say yes

(44:44):
to a date with Jess?

Speaker 9 (44:46):
Put this together? The friend Zone there you go? Come on,
I should have yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah, yeah, is that a yes it's friend zone or
yes you're going on a date with Jess.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
Yeah, I will go on a date with Jess.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Awesome.

Speaker 9 (45:02):
Just to be clear, I'm a refolder because of my
employees are really bad at folding clothes.

Speaker 8 (45:07):
So, oh my god, I'm so glad I finally went
through my email.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Well this is so cool. You guys hold the line
and we're gonna get you set up and you're gonna
go on a little date and keep us posted from there. Okay,
thank you so much. Look at that. We're gonna make
the key. Let's see. This is a beautiful thing.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, Happy Monday.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Creating bliss. The keyword is fold f o ld like
folding clothes like most men don't six ' five one
except for him. Nine eight nine Kid Windal two Chris
Jansen is going to do the Vikings pre game Sunday
at the Commons area before the Chiefs game. And if
you want to go right now now, it's a free show.
Everybody can get in, but these seats are guaranteed to
be upfront and personal. You know what I'm saying, So

(45:51):
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(46:13):
These seats are up close personal, like for Chris Jansen
at his free show. But you're guaranteed a spot, well,
one of the best spots you could be at for
the pregame Sunday before the Chiefs game in the comments
area when the Vikes take down the Chiefs on Sunday. Okay,
what's your name?

Speaker 10 (46:27):
It's Lydia and Joey and that's gonna be her fourteenth birthday.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Oh cool? Oh nice? And who's having the birthday?

Speaker 8 (46:35):
Lydia.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Lydia's having a happy fourteenth year. Yeah, congratulations, that's awesome.
We'll see a Sunday.

Speaker 8 (46:41):
Hey, one or two is my country?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Love it? Love it? Hold tight for the Morgan wall
and tickets are on the way here again before nine
o'clock and Kay's Country update.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Right now, Kelsey Ballerini sang her song Mountain with a
View on People's Country Choice Awards, and it was so
good that people are accusing her of lip syncing. Kelsey
denies that, responding to a ton of comments. But it
was her talk video where she really called out the haters.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
One more time for the Karens in the back.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
I could never.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
I could never. I never have, and I would like
to think I never will. If I do, I'll tell
you just like I would tell you if I did.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
But I didn't.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
She did a lipsick.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
She did not live, saying she's just that good tragic
people think you I know.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Walker Hayes released a new song really dedicated to his
daughter and his love or her love for Taylor Swift.
The song is called Taylor Swift Roger so that she.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Grows up always knows me, her mom and Jesus.

Speaker 10 (47:36):
More than she love.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
All right?

Speaker 5 (47:41):
How cute is the heck?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Will she be at the game on Sunday? We'll have tickets,
by the way, the Vikings game. Keep a Eyekya little too,
because they are playing the Kansas City Swifties.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
The Swifties, I like how you change that?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Keep an Eyeka little too, all right? All right? And
Morgan walling tickets? Like I mentioned, coming up before nine.
Right now, it's Kine Brown and I can feel it.
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