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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
A barefoot bou Jean, A barefoot Jean, a barefoot blue gee.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, for those of you jamming a jake last night,
it's the Uptown Theater. A boot gotta throw some jake
on it kicked things off here today, barefoot blue gen night,
it's Chris carrn Company one A two point one two.
I'm gonna scent this over to Sam. Sam has things
to say.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Like things got a little crazy and four ninety four,
during rush hour, a FedEx truck lost two trailers at
an exit, Like the two trailers completely detached from his
vehicle from the truck yesterday, yesterday, and thankfully there were
no injuries or crashes or anything. They just kind of
came to a stop right away. But could have definitely
been much worse, but they were able to get things reattached.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's just a bad movie, man, I.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Mean, that would be terrifying. Yeah, but thankfully nothing really
happened as a result of it. The University of Minnesota
is delivering you what they are calling a tropical party
in your mouth because they have unveiled a new apple.
It is called the Kudos Apple. It's available for consumers
in the next two to three years. This is the
twenty ninth variety of apple to come out of the

(01:11):
University of Minnesota, which is a.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Pretty sick brag.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Hula to my health, Hula to my health. I want
to take my pineapple and put it in my mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I just made it up. Actually, our Bandy's just singing
that way back in the day. I twisted the lyrics
around a little bit to make it a little more acceptable.
That's nice. Keep it on, Kate what ole joo? All right?
So what does the husband have to say? Maren Morris
husband speaks out and a little more in Kai's Country Update.
Plus there's a warrant out for the arrest of one
of us, which one that's Cowbuch of doors and patio
doors at builders aromotlers dot com. Kai's Country Update on

(01:43):
k wed ole Jo. Coming up your Dan and Shade
tickets and we'll do sam Hunt tickets on the way
in just a few. Let's start with story number one.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Maren Morris announced that she's leaving country music, and now
her husband, Ryan Hurd, is taking to social media to
show his support for his wife. He said most people
would just shut up and keep collecting the pay. I'm
so sick of watching my wife get the bleep kicked
out of her by the internet. I'm sick of everyone
talking heads having stupid opinions that they don't need. I
will wait for her first tour to come. I'm so

(02:12):
excited to see the beautiful people who need these songs.
I love you, Maren Morris, keep on keeping.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Meanwhile, Maren said, you know what, they can bulk it
out of here. I'm sick of all this, like.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Moving on, brothers. Osborne has been known for being one
hundred percent transparent, and they say, fame really isn't everything
it's cracked up to be.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
It's really tricky. If you're lucky enough and everything pans
out the way that you want it to pan out,
you get everything that you wanted. You realized, oh man,
that's actually had it all along.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
You have your family, you have like a little piece
of land. You got a roof over your head, You
have the ones you love. You have a guitar in
your house. That is everything.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, you got a guitar. You gotta have the guitar.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
I love that line right there.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Guitar coffee machine for me, gotta have a coffee machine.
It's absolutely true, man, I keep it on K Little Too.
There is a warrant out for the arrest of one
of us. Can you guess which one? We'll share? Two
songs K Little two Hey, that's kid rhyme All Summer
Long Well two point one Cattle too, Chris Kaya, Sam,

(03:16):
Sam Hunt tickets all the way plus plus plus plus
pus bus Dan and Shay tickets coming up here in
just a second. Hold tight, we're gonna get you hooked
up with those one more song and you can win
tickets to see Dan and Shay from cabttle too. Somebody
has a warrant out for their arrest. I'm not thinking
it's me, it's now, It's not Sam, it's me. Why
don't you deal with that?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I know Bia, you told me a long time ago
you'd ordered them.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I thought you know no, Well, I see, I tried.
There was an attempt made, and then a letter was
sent to my parents' house for some reason because of
the address I used. So I didn't know about most
of this until recently. But Sam pointed out when she
first started she part next to me in the parking
ramp and that my tabs were old and not just
old like they're twenty twenty two. So then I said, okay,

(04:01):
I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna get on that.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
I think twenty one.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, I think twenty one.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
They're the yellow one.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't know what that is, but that's that's where
it merges into a warning before it turns red.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
So then we went to the State Fair, right, and
we would park in this great place with some great
people that I've known for years, and both of these
people who monitor the parking lot came up and told
me that my tabs are old, and I said, thanks
for letting me know.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
And she's going aware. Cops there too, by the way,
fully aware.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Then as I'm pulling out, I've got people who've got
the cookies and the pork chop on a stick, and
the guy's like, hey, your tabs are old.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
The cops, random.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
People telling me. So I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna handle it.
Austin so the same thing. Yeah, I'm gonna handle it.
And then it was so funny. Yesterday two places I went,
a grocery store and my own driveway. One guy passed
my driveway and then pulled his van back and goes, hey, neighbor,
just want to let you know your tabs all.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Of a sudden, she lives in Alabama.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
And I said, yes, absolutely, fully aware. I am just shocked.
People really do pay attention to everybody else's I think that.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Your tabs are like two years expired.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
So when you go on because they start with a
one actually and you really can't help but know this
is probably twenty nineteen.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
I put in my license, I put in my VIN number,
all the things, and I got this big notice that
says you have to come in. Mm hmm no, so
they And then then I went through my emails to
see because usually they send you that email that say, hey,
you know you need to renew your tax.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Are you sure two years ago?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Are you sure that your email didn't auto delete it
after a couple of years.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
So that's why you have to go in. So now
I have an appointment set to go in. I also
need to do something else with my license. I don't
know what it is, County jail.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Do you have an expired license too? I don't.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
I don't know, but I have to pay some money,
I guess, So I'm going.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
To she expired license. My gosh, he's an expired brain can't.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Believe that everybody is so, I mean, they really pay
attention to people yaps. Why I've never looked at anybody
else's car before I thought, oh, that person has expired tabs.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
I am shocked, actually shocked that you have not been
pulled over for your tabs.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
It's like every other person. I mean, cops are busy
right now, don't you think?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
No, why I'm kidding.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
I was like, why, But I'm.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Just I think that they're busier with other things. But
at the same time, I think you're you're testing fate.
But it's so smart getting married in two weeks for
three weeks. I know, I know, yeah, you may be
having it in the pen. No.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Well, I was just nervous that do they have.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
A punitentiary around Alexandria.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
But I'm gonna build one.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
I'm nervous because when I take the long car rides,
like I just went to Foley last weekend and I
was like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna be on the
road for quite a while, somebody's gonna notice. So now
I'm like starting to get the sweats. When I'm driving
like long distance, I'm panicked because of these stupid little
color things.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's not stupid little color things. It is like you
need to pay your way.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
It charges charges a missed means like the gateway. That's
the gateway crime. And the next thing you know, you're
an nex murderer. Well you will do people start jail?
Oh yeah, they can for how many days when you
start talking about it on the radio going to the state.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
No, I'm not trying to Steed got me?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh gross, yes she did. Your lips are a lot
bigger than mine. She just shut me right across from
the room. Shock. Good golly, Just just go in, just
going to get it done. Should have done that long
time ago. Who started this? Because they should probably be shot?
Speaking of two songs away with your Sam Hunt tickets.
Hold on OVERAMAILI your okay? Who started this? And should

(07:41):
they be shot? No? Before we give you Sam Hunt tickets,
it's Chris, okay, Sam, Chris Carrent Company on a two
point one capable two? All right, Sam? What do you got? Chris?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
You're such a drama queen. Why drama king? Whatever you are?
I don't know, you're a queen.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
So group text people freak out about group text so
much hate them, But I don't.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Understand Chris, it's twenty twenty three.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
You have the technology to just like silence the notifications
on one conversation.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's not the point.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
It is the point.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh, it's not the point. The point is why does
somebody mass text people in the first place.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
There are lots of reasons why let me begin. Okay,
your fourth thing.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yes, I actually don't have.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
A problem with group text, and I don't understand why
you were so heated.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Up about it.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
You get up at three in the morning, and I
know if you if you put your focus on and
all that stuff on your phone, I know that helps.
But otherwise, the one time you forget your phone's going,
it won't, and then it's it's an emoji fest. It won't,
and then it's a gift fest. Everybody's trying to up
each other and try it out funny the other person.
There's three hundred people on one text message and it
drives me, dude, and it drains the battery.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
You can just mute your notification.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh you shouldn't have friends that do that in the
first place. That's how you read out your friends.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
No, I'm a pro text.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
No I am or was a part of a group
chat for a big of I have coming up, and
there were twenty people in it, right okay, and for
hold on my.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Heart, hold on, you guys are so dramatic.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Listen twenty people and honestly it wasn't really that active
for as many people that were in it.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
But the point is, somebody.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
In the chat after people were kind of went back
and forth a little bit, was like, can you guys
stop texting this chat?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Because I can't have my phone going off so much?
And everybody was like sorry, or like one person you
get there.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
The other people go, oh sorry, Oh, I'm sorry too, Wow,
I'm sorry again, or I just wanted to say for
the third time that I'm sorry they keep texting because
you get a smart ass in there like that.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
But the point is you can just mute the notifications.
I don't know if it's the same with Android phones.
I can't speak on those because I have an iPhone,
But with iPhone one conversation, you just silence it and
then you can just look at it when you're ready. No,
they can't, and you can just look at it whenever
you want, whenever you're ready, and you can just peacefully
exist without needing to get the notifications, but then you
can still catch up on things later whenever you want,

(09:58):
or ignore it.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Who cares.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
But the point is, why do you have to go
in and be the krabby Patty?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Oh, can you guys not text this group chat so much? Like, dude,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I don't do that. He's just a delete. But then
they keep popping back because I thought that they could
see that you, you know, just joined them, not in
a group chat.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Okay, I mean if you leave it, yes, they can
see if you leave it, which some people.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Do as well.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well that's what I do. I do that.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
I guess people can see that. Yeah, yeah, that's rude.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
It says Chris has left the room.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, because somebody's like, there's a group chat with the
whole bunch of people. And then some people didn't have
my number on it, and they didn't they know who
I am, but they didn't have a number. This is
a group of people that I worked with a long
time ago, and we all have these get togethers and
I never respond to any of them. And then they
all say, hey, who's the nine to five two blah
blah blah whatever. It's like, oh, that's Chris carrs he

(10:51):
never responds to anything.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
He's the lurker.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
I just I don't feel like it's necessary for people
to get soaked thinky about group text when there's like
the technology to either leave it, which is still kind
of rude, or just mute it.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I guess until recently, I let the thing go or dang,
dang danger do it and it would just drag me.
But now I figured out the focus thing. Yeah, it
takes us a little longer selling us.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Okay, well you know what.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm also what, dude, I'm not all the phone saff.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
You got to get up with the times here.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well I did, and then I put it on the focus,
and then I don't care.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I'm proud of you.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
See.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Then they could be telling me my house is on fire.
Everybody's like, wow, I drove by his House's house is
on fire, and then I'm dead. I think that because
I didn't read.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
My group text, somebody outside of the group text will
let you know that your house is on fire, like
the fire department. Yeah, exactly, that'd be good. They'll text me.
I think it won't be a group text.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
No, they'll figure it out.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
All right. Well that's that's that's good. That's very helpful.
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Just think people just need to chill out.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
The keywords should be uh hell yes, no. Text. Text
is your keyword. That's going to get you into sam Hunt.
Sam Hunt's coming. We want you to go to the show.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
And Grand Casino Hinklea on September.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Thirty six, five one nine eight nine cattle two. If
you are called twenty two with the keyword text, you're
going to be a part of that show with Sam Hunt.
Get Ridy Vikings tickets galore coming up on camical two
in the wild as well. Looks Lock's camera one O
two point one and kay little too. It's Chris Carn's

(12:26):
camera one O two point one and kay little too.
It's Chris carrn company. Who wants that keyword for sam Hunt? Yeah,
that's getting you into sam Hunt. You're going to the show.
Dude here all right? Who are you? I Tilers.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
This is happening at Grand Casina Hinkley on September thirtieth.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
Thanks you guys.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Kay one or two is my country.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Welcome. We're gonna get you into the Vike's Chargers game
this weekend and Minnesota wolming up in less than ten
minutes on Cable two Hollo ten one two point one
Cabtle two only in Minnesota. Call us up and answer me.
This a whopping twelve percent of Minneso Sultan's believe this
is the best thing ever made. All right, twelve percent

(13:04):
of Minnesotan's believe this is the best thing ever made.
What is it? Six five, one nine eight nine Capital
two your Wild tickets.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
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Speaker 2 (13:17):
Here's what's trending today with Chris carn Company. All right, Sam,
when you're done Minnesota Wild tickets and we're going to
knock out an hour forty five commercial free thanks to
Pella Windows indoors of Minnesota. What's up?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Maybe you thought to yourself, Man, I haven't heard Sam
talk about the power ball in a while.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
I really wish she would.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Well, today's the day because the Powerball jackpot has climbed
a seven hundred and twenty five million dollars, making it
the eighth largest of all time. They are drawing again
on Saturday nights, so go buy your Powerball ticket.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Good luck everybody, And if you heard Sam say that
and you weren't going to buy a ticket. Nless. Sam
said that maybe you could share some of that with me,
not her me.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Fall starts tomorrow, so Chris is really sad. He's going
to be crying tonight at one fifty am because that's
when the.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Clock officially strikes ball. I guess it's kind of random.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
But it's not Fall. It's just in the olement of
what's next.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Well, that's that's fair. That is fair. But I'm gonna
enjoy Fall as much as I can't. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
There's a new trend where people are adding a fake
belly button themselves. What Yeah, so I guess women are
buying sheets of fake belly buttons online. So basically, if
you leave your somethach exposed, maybe wear like a crop
top or something, but you cover your real belly button
with highways pants and then put a fake one.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
A little higher, it makes it look like you have
longer legs.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Oh, I need to do that.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Can you imagine when you take, like, when you are
like undressed and you have two belly buttons?

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Look so weird?

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Look away, look away?

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
What if you just got a sheet of these and
just stuck them all over yourself. So you just had
belly buttons everywhere.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
I'm all for it and confused.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Belly button is your keyword?

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Oh, I want a belly button on my faith.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
I'll give you one six I have one hold steal
six five nine eight nine Cable two. Call it twenty
two with belly button and you're going to the Minnesota Wild.
They're taking on the Avalanche September twenty eighth, Viking. These
tickets coming up. Never sell the and and can we
try that sometime?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Watermelon moon shoe.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, that's something you can get a holiday.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Oh, you know, I don't know if they have watermelon moonshine.
What they do have?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
You got energy drinks and they've got food.

Speaker 9 (15:28):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
The food that they have is so good, but especially
right now that cheeseteick square wrap.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
It's so good, dude.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, steak and cheese and peppers and onion and warm tortilla.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Hey, you anyone want to see the Wild? If you're
calling twenty two with a keyword, we're going to give
you tickets right now. What do you get? Belly button?
Billy billy, billy billy, belly button. But he has that fun.
You smiled when you said that didn't you give a
billy billy bill? What's your name? Tony? Congratulations you're going
to the wild. They're taking on the Ebbs on September

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twenty eighth. We'll see at Xcel Country. I want to
say that it was a friend of my sisters. When
I was a little kid and I used to go
to the public pool. I was just a peanut, probably
three or four. This girl would come up and go,
billy button, and then she'd book in my belly button.
I think she was my babysitter. Remember, it's just his
memory that just came out of nowhere. That's why I
just did that, And she'd go and make me laugh.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
It's only a kaya because he's a grown man now
telling the story, and you're picturing grown Chris having someone
walk up to him. Be like, believe but a three
year old, tiny, little, little chubby toddler.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
I wasn't chubby, dude.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Every toddlers not really mean you'd.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Eight nine cable. The two were doing only in Minnesota's
re rolled commercial free Thanks to Pellow Windows and Doors
of Minnesota. Our question this morning, a whopping twelve percent
of Minnesotan's believe this is the best thing ever made?
These are Minnesotans now, So Lisa from Cambridge, what do
he it's what do you think?

Speaker 9 (17:00):
Oh, the best thing ever made? Top to tater.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
That's pretty good. That's great. I love that.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Hey, how can you go wrong?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
That's right?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
There may be more than twelve percent, believe it or not,
but that's not a thank you? All right boy? That
is good though? How you eat that off my fingers?
Whopping twelve percent of Minnesotan's believe this is the best
thing ever made? What is it? Nine eight nine k
Tottle two By the way, Vikings tickets coming up? That's

(17:34):
Geller roll, need to favor one O two point one
Kwattle two. Here we go. We are only things to
Pella Windows and Doors of Minnesota. Hit up pellow north
Land dot com. We're gonna keep it commercial free for
like another hour and a half or so. Good time
to be listening to Kattle two with Vikings tickets on
the way. We fested more Minnesota Wild tickets too. Let's
answer this so try to here A wopping twelve percent

(17:56):
of Minnesotan's believe this is the best thing ever made.
This is a twelve percent some of us. Now we're
gonna go to Tricia from a town I haven't heard of,
Frank Colio, Wisconsin. Tricia, what's your guest corn holders? Corn holders?
What's a corn holder? Oh? You mean the things that
you stick in the sides of the court. Oh yeah, Sorry,

(18:17):
I'm sitting there thinking, what the heck I was sticking cornhole?
And I don't know if people really think of those
as often as maybe you do. But I love that,
not it, but thank you, all right? I do without
them when you think about it.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Wopping twelve percent of Minnesota's believe this is the best
thing ever made. We'll answered after Tim McGraw and get
generational Jeffard Captle two. That's Tim McGraw, something like that,
number one for New Country and the best variety one
to two point one Cabble two Fight's taking on the Chargers.
I think, yeah, both teams are row and two something.
Crawl out of the Hole might as well be us.

(18:51):
We're gonna get you to the game coming up. We
have a couple more opportunities with Vikings tickets before ten
on Cabable two. Okay, A wopping twelve per cent of
Minnesotan's believe this is the best thing ever made. Tricia
from Hastings, What do you think it is?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Oh my god, not what I thought you were going
to say.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
It is too early, No, ma'am, it is not. Oh
my gosh. How many do you have?

Speaker 5 (19:20):
I have a collection?

Speaker 7 (19:21):
I'm a fan.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay, that's crazy?

Speaker 5 (19:23):
You yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Do you share like you don't? All three of you
at do you like? Do you like swap? Or do
you just keep them to yourself? Oh no, no, me
and daddy? All right, just make it sure, all right,
just to ask you, well, thank you. That's very nice
of you to contribute. But that's not it. Okay, have
with the last morning. Yep, sounds like you did. That
took me off guard.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
That took me.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
That is not That is not the answer're looking for.
And if you're listening, she's talking about Bill Pickles. Where
were we? Oh a whopping twelve percent of Minnesotan's believe
this is the best thing ever made. Jeff from Hudson
loot it twelve percaddle. That's got to be super high.
But my father in law loves it, man, he just

(20:06):
thinks it's like breakfast the Champions. No, thank you. I
can't think it's that high. Yeah, I'm with you, but
I admire the guests. Nice try Yes, my country, Tom
from Bloomington. If you don't get it, we're gonna have
to answer it here. What do you get warning, I'm
guessing twinkies. You know. The beauty of the twinkie is

(20:26):
you can buy it, can eat it forty years later.
Doesn't taste any different. Nuclear winter not the answer we're
looking for. But I like it. But thank you, all right,
have a good day. Yep. I think people are going
to be disappointed here, but it is interesting. You're whopping
twelve percent of Minnesotan's believe this is the best thing
ever made. Ladies.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
No, and I'm guessing it's not food.

Speaker 8 (20:48):
A snowshovel, A woman snow shovel's good. Oh take us twelve. No,
it's the clapper, Oh the clap on. Yeah, okay, let's
turn everybody's lights on and off.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Right now? What if we just shut down an ev.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
What if all the power in the state went out
because of the power of our collapse.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'd run. I really don't want to do a morning
show in Iowa. Please God, don't let that happen. Hey,
call us up. Generational Jeopardy Time six nine eight nine
k ontle two. The choices are awesome. We've got Billy
Currents and come to the ledge. We've got Sam Hunt
coming two six five one nine eight nine k onttle
two Sam Hunt tickets or Billy Currington tickets. The choice
is yours nine eight nine k ontle two.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Swear that just stop justin Lynch stars Light, Jennie start
like confetti.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I always want to say stars Light spaghetti every single
time I played the song, and now I'm not doing
a justice to the artist.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
You got both of those wrong. It's Chris Carr likes spaghetti.
It's the full whole thing.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
See yeah, I do like spaghetti. That makes me count
of heart. As a matter of fact, after Generational Jeffard,
we are going to take two people pit them against
each other. Made the best generation win. Riley is from
New Prague. He's a gen Zer taking on Jen a
gen xer from Cedar, Minnesota. So they both get questions

(22:13):
from one another's generation until somebody hopefully gets too right
and they get their choice of some awesome concerts. Okay, guys, ready,
h Ohia, All right, Riley, you're the gen Zers. You're
going first. Here's Kaya.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
What is the name of Roses teddy Bear from the
show Golden Girls.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I don't know Jen the gen x.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Or do you know, buddy, No, it's Fernando.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
All right, Jen, back to you. The Jenna here was
more than a teddy Bear? Was Jen the gen x or?
We go to you to take the lead here, Sam.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
What actress stars in the Netflix original series Wednesday?

Speaker 9 (22:44):
Not going to answer?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Riley the gen Zer?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
No idea, Jenna Ortega?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Riley back to you the gen Zer to take the
leader's kaya.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Tony Danza played a housekeeper on What eighties TV sitcom?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh nope, Jen the gen x Er to take the lead? Yes, nothing, Jen,
back to you for the win here, Sam.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Who is known as the Mother of Dragons in Game.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Of Thrones Pelice.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
That's correct, it's Snaris Targarian. Alsoort of been accepted.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Look at that, Jen, congratulations boy? Yeah, yeah, you know
we're well educated here in Minnesota. You would would you
like to go see Sam Hunt? That's your option?

Speaker 5 (23:25):
September thirtieth, Think Green, Casina Hinckley.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Or Billy Currington at the Ledge playing Tomorrow Night? All right,
Sam Hunt for you? Billy Currington is waiting for Riley.
You two have an awesome, awesome weekend.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Thank you my country, it's our country.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Really love it, love it, love it. Thank you both.
We do appreciate you. Coming up two songs away. What
would you do if you found out your significant other
did this? There's no way my wife would do this.
I know that there's no way I would do this,
but you'd be surprised. Coming up two songs away plus
bikes takekets said, we fest two, don't let it better

(24:02):
two mom as Dylan Scott can't have mine number one
for New Country and the best Variety one O two
point one k Tottle two, we fes tickets coming up,
two tunes more Minnesota Wild and Dude were actually give
it away Vikings tickets too. We had two more pairs
to give you. Keep it on Kyo Little two so
you can go to the bikes taking on the chargers.
All right, somebody's got to crawl out of the hole

(24:23):
that they're in in the NFL. Both teams are kind
of in it right now, so as will be the Vikes,
and you're going keep it on Kyottle two to win.
So would you do? What would you do number one.
I can't see Steph ever doing something like this. Sometimes
people surprise, but there's no end. She's listening out her
way right now. I will say this. There's no chance
my wife would do this. There's no chance I would

(24:43):
do something like this. But it's a relationship changer. Lit
a rip kaya Let.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Me paint a picture. So there's a female hiker. She
set up a picnic at the perfect spot. So she's
got the landscape. She pulls everything out, puts down a blanket,
she's ready to go. She starts eating her meal, enjoying
what to be the sunset, and a photographer and a
man come up to her and say, hey, we were
going to set up a proposal right here. I got

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my girlfriend coming here with her friends in.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Just a bit. Do you think that you could move?

Speaker 5 (25:12):
And the girl said no, I was here first, And
so they asked her again and said, this is just
a really special spot. This is the beautiful scenery. It's
going to be perfect for our photos. Please, I'm going
to propose, and the.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Girl photographer said or the guy.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Both both went up to her, so then they put
she said no, very nicely, put on her headphones and
enjoyed her meal. They ended up doing it at a
different location, and then sure enough, as she packed up
her stuff and was.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Walking down the side of the sunset.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Then the guy and her they ended up kind of
like meeting up, and he kind of glared at her
and goes thanks, and she turns and says congratulations and
kind of walked off. Felt bad about it a little bit,
but at the same time, was like, hey, I did
what I needed to do. Told her boyfriend what happened
of getting a little bit of sympathy, like, hey, take
my side, and the boyfriend said, no, you're kind of

(26:04):
a jerk. You could have easily have moved. She's standing
firm on the fact that she was there first. It's
nobody's you know, hill or mountain or whatever. You know,
this is where she was, So we put it on
the Facebook page. I just wanted to know. I guess
what she would do. I'm surprised stereotyping that a female.
I guess I feel like girls are really into engagements
and really into weddings that she wouldn't be like, oh

(26:26):
my gosh, yes, I want to be a part of this,
you know, I don't want to be in the way.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
But she wasn't sham honestly.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Okay, honestly, I feel like she was a little bit
passive aggressive in the way that she handled it, because
it's like, Okay, you're alone and you're having your little
picnic right on the scenic overlook spot that's like designated
as the scenic overlook, and you're gonna park yourself there
for however long it takes for you to eat this
meal that you're setting up for yourself at a picnic blanket,

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whatever the heck her setup is.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
It's like, you couldn't like move a little bit.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
You don't have to take why do you Why does
she have to take up that whole spot for so long?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
To me, that's a little bit rude. I get it.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I get that it's the public space. Technically, she was
there first. I'm not saying that you have to like
accommodate everyone in the world whatever, But it wasn't really
necessary for her to be like that and just be
like no and then slap her headphones on and just
eat for half an hour or whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
It was.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Just it was mena sit there and sit on the
old cliff. Let's say, come on in, right.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Come join me.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, and we'll all do this together, you know what
I mean, Because one thing I learned from a few
years ago is that tagline We're all in this together,
all right. So I'll just stand here, I'll help the
photographer oute. You guys could have some of my food,
you know what I mean. I'll pose for a couple
of pictures with you. Car do mornings on Camodo too.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
The difference is, so you're handling that in like a
friendly way, and it's like, you know what, We're all here,
We're all part of the moment. But it doesn't sound
like she was like that. It sounds like she was like, no,
this is my space, I leave.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yeah, it kind of was.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, ignore my previous answer because I would have moved
so fast to get out of the way. Yeah, because
you would have left off the cliff and I would
have died. She just because it's nerve wracking engagements to
sit to propose. I am the guy I've proposed to
my wife. I did it at the Renaissance Festival years ago,

(28:25):
and I did it, and it's nerve wracking, and I
made kind of a production out of it for stuph
to make it kind of fun and cool, right, and
her friends were involved. It's everything I think that she wanted.
I mean for the most part, like having her friends
involved her you know, close friends and everything else and
made a big deal out of it, and it's it
was very stressful. So just knowing that as a guy,

(28:47):
and she should know that as a female, I would
think that it's a moment that you can't replace. Get
off the cliff.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
If I got a jump, get out of the way, or.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Just move like ten feet back so that technically they
can still use the scenic overlook, but you can still
slap your headphones on and have your picnic there.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
It's like you give them their space. And if you
don't do that, walk away and just go you know, hey,
he's about to propose to you on this cliff. You know,
act like you're gonna you know, like it and say yes,
act surprised.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Okay, just ruins the whole thing. Run he'd push her
off the cliff.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Come yeah, another one. He's gonna kill you at this cliff.
He's gonna act like he's proposing. He's gonna get you
a little shove.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
It's a track.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Run meanwh I want to finish my meal. My wine sheets.
We Fest coming off. You're looking at me and you
probably that's Sam Hut take your time. Number one for
New Country and the best Variety Wantle two point one,
K one two. Here we go. We Fest tickets are
coming up next to you, guys. Plus everyone does this,
but does that make it okay? Tyler Hulbert dancing in

(29:55):
the country. Number one for New Country and the best
Variety one all two point one kid Wottle two Vikings
tickets within a half an hour, You're winning them. Be
ready about eight twenty. It's uh, Minnesota. I'm sorry, I
always said Minnesota. While we do have wild tickets coming up,
but those are about nine thirty we Fest tickets here
and just what a couple of minutes six five, one
nine eight nine K two. But meanwhile, everybody does this,

(30:17):
But does that make it okay?

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Does everybody do?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I shouldn't say that, but I think most people probably do. Sam,
go ahead and are we are? We posting this on social.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yep, So if you go on the Chris Current Company
Facebook page, you can kind of help us settle this debate,
because the question is it okay to throw away your
dog's pooh bag in other people's trash cans.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Oh, I do see that a lot.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
If you're out on a walk and your dog goes
the bathroom, you pick it up.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
And then and that's only if it's garbage day that
they put it in there, you know what I mean.
It's not like people leave the garbage cans all the
time out all the time. Some have them next to
the garage, but others keep them in the garage. True,
there'shs and that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, I don't know why, but for me, I don't.
I don't think it's okay.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I don't like it either.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
It feels like kind of a violation of my space,
my privacy whatever. And plus I don't know what are
you throwing away. It might not be dog poop in
that bag. What if you're throwing away what's something else
that's weird? Or putting a bomb in my trash can.
I don't know, a bomb.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
You never know.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
And then everybody will be like, Oh, it's okay, they're
just throwing away their dog's poop, and it's like likely story.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
No, they're trying to blow up my house.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I could just see it. Let's go live to Maple Lake.
I'm standing outside in front of what was Sam san
Severe's home as somebody drops something off in a garbage
can and boom.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Dude, it could happen. I'm just saying, I'm not willing
to risk that. I don't do it.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
That's like a one percent chance that that's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Not even here's my thing. I just don't like nobody
ties them up right, not to the liking that I
tie them up right nice and tight, well like double bagged,
triple bag and then gets and then evacuates the the
bag into the garbage. Can you know what I mean?
They don't. It stinks, it smells, yeah, and if it's

(32:00):
garbage day, chances are they already came and took out
the garbage. And then that things sitting in there. For
I'm not a big fan of that.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
That's the thing. That's the thing too. It's like it's
gonna just sit there and cook in your trash can.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
However, I don't. I don't let people. I don't want
to walk around with it either. Just walk around with it.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Who cares, it's your dog, it's your dog, it's your problem.
But if you're putting it in the garbage, that already smells.
Why does it matter.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's why you walk your dog in the park, because
they have trash cans in the park, and then that's
where you put it put it into. Plus, it gives
the raccoon something to do later.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
No, gross, I guess I don't have a problem with it.
But we have ours in an alleyway and we all
share garbages anyway, just in general, you do.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
If you run, if you're if you're overloaded, you go
and put to.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Your neighbors know that you do that.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yes, they all know, they don't they all do?

Speaker 9 (32:46):
It?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Was like everyone does this?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Noone does Meanwhile, life look at Kaya's neighbors house, like,
oh there she is throwing her crash in our can you.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Know what I bet you if we I know, I
just know this. No, I'm willing to bet she doesn't
even have a garbage can.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
I am telling you.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
I know you you ride the free trains do It's genius?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I like it too. You would you go all is
I am garbage can? There's four hundred of them back here.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I don't need my tabs for two years.

Speaker 8 (33:16):
These the tabs on your car are two ways over
bringing that back.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
You're the one that brought it up this morning. It's
six twenty five.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yes, I ride the free train with the tabs. Yes,
I'll probably go to jail. But this is true because
one time I opened up my garbage can and I
saw that somebody else had a different bag in there,
and I was like, this is interesting.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
It was somebody's head.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Oh kaya, no, sad, don't go down that.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
This is my ex boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Oh my gosh, the whole guy done in parts and pieces.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
You know what I saw him? I wondered, what hand
here missing a face?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
My David guya speaking.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
That's why it takes so long for him to propose
to me.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Because you killed your ex boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
No one knows where he is. Seriously, we do. We
all share garbages. I promise you. It's not just me, right, I.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Don't I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
It might say.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm willing a bet that she's living in some home.
Do you even were the lady or whoever owned it
died six years ago.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Probably still just moved her out to the garage and
she's just existing in the house. Somehow the old lady
or she is gone now, is paying the light bill.
There's tie in Austin. People still probably come buying visits, like,
how are.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
You doing, Grandma? I'm going trying.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
The funny thing is he's the frugal, cheap one, and
I'm just the one who's like trying to skate around
and find everything free and illegal.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I'm frugal and cheap, but I'm not illegal. Your keyword
is garbage six five eight nine kibleed her too. I swear, guy,
your garbage is worthwhile. I'm sorry, dog got it. We
Fest tickets right now. We Fest tickets. Wild tickets aren't
until nine thirty five.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Hey, to be christ. We're giving away so many things.
I don't know how anybody could keep it straight here.
I don't anyone else I keep it straight.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I'm just sure. I haven't done six concert announcements this one.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Wait till next week.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Dude, don't have April. Oh my gosh, they're like dumbled up.
Yeah nine eight nine capital two. You're going to we
Fest every church jelly roll not eight nine cabical two
with a keyword of garbage. Well, I call my wife. See,

(35:40):
yam baby, that's what I'm talking about. That's a banger
at its best.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
That is a banger.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Came Brown's new one. I can feel it one on
two point one Camical two. All right, we're rolling commercial free,
they said, parts of Minnesota. We're gonna keep it that
way for about another forty forty five minutes. Let's give
away tickets to we Fest with a keyword. Call it
twenty two garbage. How do you say it in Spanish? Cyril?
I just thought, I thanks ch thanks for that. I
just thought i'd share that with you because I just

(36:05):
want you to know I'm multilingual. Looks for you. Well,
thank you. You remind me my mom. My mom used
to say that to me. Matter of fact, I heard
that a lot. Good for you, Chris, and it always
met like, I'm happy for you. Let's move on. Hey,
what's your name? Yes, Jess? You know what's Spanish for? Jess?

Speaker 6 (36:23):
What?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Jess? Okay? He Congratulations, You're gonna go to wee Fest
and you can see Eric Church and Jellyroll, Parker McCollum,
just to name a few. Thanks for keeping it on
Cabble two.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Awesome, Thank you, my country.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Vikings tickets are coming up. Vikings tickets within about twenty minutes.
On Cable two, Here's Today with Chris Carr in company. Alright,
real quick, here's what's going on. Let of rip, Sam.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
If you hear the soft, gentle sounds of someone weeping
at one fifty am, it's Chris. Because fall us here
Paul officially starts at one fifty am. To night flash
tomorrow or whatever however you want to look at it,
So be ready for all of the fall things.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I cries because it gets darker earlier, and it's because
winter's coming. It's an almond of winter, and that's like death.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
You gotta enjoy today, not dread tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I'm working on it.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
A woman in Ohio got to celebrate her birthday by
throwing out the first pitch at a minor league game
the other day. And you might be thinking, why are
you mentioning this, Sam, It's impressive.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
That's why I'm mentioning it.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Because she just turned one hundred and three years old
this week and that's how she celebrated.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Did she make it to the plate?

Speaker 4 (37:30):
She made it pretty far. I think she did.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
She could probably spit farther this.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
And finally, as it's cool, I know, I think.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
It's super cool.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
And finally, a school district in near Philadelphia just welcomed
its new class of kindergarteners, which included seventeen sets of twins.
So there is something in the water over there. There
is something going on in that town, because everybody was
happing twins that year.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Good Golling.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
That is so many doubles.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Twins run in your family, Sam, they do not yet,
not yet? Okay, how about now?

Speaker 4 (38:03):
I don't think so about now, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
So Hey, talkback coming up and Vikings tickets on the way.
Hold on, No, that's Morgan Wallen last night number one
for New Country and the Best Variety one O two
point one Kble the Pillow, Windows and Doors giving you
an hour and forty five minutes commercial free, and we
are in it now and K one O two Vikings
tickets going up in two songs right now. It's devoted

(38:28):
to you. We always said you're the star of this show.
You're funnier than we are. There's so many people out there,
you know that there's a lot of funnier people than we, right,
So that's what talkback is all about. And some you know,
it's to each their own. But we go to talkback
and people just leave these random messages and we think
they're funny. So if you're listening to K one O

(38:48):
two on the iheartradiop you get the microphone and you
get thirty seconds to drop any comment that you want.
Like to share a few of you right now on
K one o two. Okay, the last one is my
absolute favorite and it actually involves a song to back
it up. But the first one is this. You get
a few people like this, especially in the last couple
of months.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Yo, Chris Carr Company, Chris, I love you bro, Sam,
Welcome to the crew. I love you Kaya, You're amazing man.
Austin's a lucky dude. Free the weed my country.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
That's I don't want to know. Here's another one off
a talkback You hit the microphone, let her rip. We
want to get you on the year too. If you
have anything to say, uh talk back again. You just
hit the button when you're listening to came to the
microphone on the iHeartRadio app and go for it. Uh
here we go, boy. I sure love that Chris Carr
Company show. They make me laugh.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Separate frist.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Keep it, Screw you, hippie. Here's another one from talk
back on the iHeart Radio app. Do you ever think
your toes get claustrophobic in your sock all day and
then in your shoe for like ten hours straight. Not
gonna come out random thought. I've never thought of that.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
That is very random.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I don't think my toes have their own independent thought,
do they They do?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Never thought about it until now.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
High toes just fawn out.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Kaya doesn't even have a trash can all what's yell
on your own?

Speaker 5 (40:28):
I swear I do.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Now this is I'll end with this one. This may
be one of my favorites of all time because it
brings back a wonderful memory to me. By the way,
your Vikings tickets are two songs away on k what
all two? All right, let's go to talkback.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
Good morning. I just wanted to say that every time
you play the One That Got Away by Jacowen, I
will never forget the time that Chris Carr told Maverick
that that song he wrote it about his cat about
when he ran away, and Maverick believed every second of it.
And it just kills me. Every time y'all play that song,

(41:04):
I can never unhear that. Anyways, have a good day,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
And by the way, it was the cat was a
she was a she that's the only part that she's mistaken.
So as we listen to Jake O and I want
you to envision that this song is about a cat.
And why Maverick he literally believed that. Why he did,
I don't know. And I want to thank everyone for
being at the Jake Owen show last night at Uptown Theater.
Jake is an awesome guy and he's also on our podcast,

(41:29):
a very funny guy too podcast called I Tell You
What Now. If you would please before we give you
vikings tickets and just two songs, please lift up the
glass and turn it and look at it in another way.
If this song we're written about Jake Owen's lost cat
or lost cat friend.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
On Cable O two, shech.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Mile little saying damn.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
She spent the summer.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
A couple hours.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I once told a coworker, Maverick, that that song was
about Jay co Oen's cat, and he believed it. It
names in the sand down is the best. Vikings tickets
are next to I want to track, We do the

(42:30):
following feature or whatever you want to call this thing
bit just to be fun, Okay, don't take too much offense.
It's fine for the kids to hear. By the way,
it's Chris caren kobully. We're doing Vikings tickets here in
just a second. We want everybody listening. Vikings tickets will
be yours in just seconds. We called it twenty two.
We'll have a keyword for you. We're gonna get you
into the game ticket on the Chargers. When we're done

(42:50):
doing that, we'll give you more Vikings tickets, okay, and
wild tickets coming up. So, Sam, Yes, what's the rudest
thing you can do to an overnight guest? Now, this
is something you can do subtly. This is something you
could do. You don't even know it.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Well, we put this up on the Chris Carr and
Company Facebook page, and I had originally seen a bunch
of things that people were saying that are just kind
of like basic things like not providing clean sheets or towels,
hovering over them all the time, just not being welcoming overall.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
And I'm like, okay, yeah, but like.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Providing clean sheets, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Or towels or anything. What give them a dirty dog?
It's just moist.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
In college, I remember I had family coming to stay.
I still don't think I did the sheets you never family,
we've shared the same juice.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
You don't cross.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Well.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
We did ask this question on the Chris Carr and
Company Facebook page, what is the rudest thing you can
do to an overnight guest in your home?

Speaker 9 (43:47):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
So people have commented here. Peggy's said walk around naked.
I mean it depends that would be pretty rude. Kind
of along the same line as well, David said he
keep pinky with the door open.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Yeah, don't do that. You're a guest in his home.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
I don't know what they mean. I don't know what
that is.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Oh, don't Sam, Sam, Sam, You're married, now, what you
can talk about these things an adult?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
You're married, Jenny said, not give them a pillow or
blanket kind of falls under the sad line stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
What I did, And I didn't even try to do this.
I totally forgot because we don't, you know, you don't
have guests over all the time that stay over, which
is really weird when you think about it, because they
do with hotels. But anyway, we have people stay over,
and it's always around Memorial Day weekend. And I forgot
that my sprinkler to hit these bushes outside of a
window the sprinkler also hits the window right, and so

(44:44):
it makes this noise and and I didn't even know.
I had no idea what my buddy Steve was talking
about when he came to visit. I go, I'll just sleep,
he goes. I was fine to about three in the morning,
and then I heard the weirdest noise. It was like
a and then thirty seconds would go by nothing, and
then I'd start falling asleep again. Then she would do
it again, and I'm going, the hell's that. I still

(45:06):
didn't figure it out. And then I don't know. It
was like after they left, I go, oh, crap, I
think that's a sprinkless test. Sprinkle test. We go right
after the window. It just jets on the window. And
I couldn't really tone it down because they had to
hit other bushes that were down the house a little bit, right, Yeah,
my wife wants the bushes to be watered, so that's
that's the thing. And I I had I known, I

(45:27):
would have shut it off. I didn't do it to
be annoying, but now that I'm thinking about it, so
it's kind of funny. It's because they're all packed in
that room down there, and they're all up at three
in the morning, Go, what the heck is that.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Everyone's looking underneath the sheetsneath the bed.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
How long do your sprinklers go for? I mean, I
mean how long did they have to endure that? That
zone was on for about forty minutes probably, I was
on for a while. Those bushes need water, they're never growing,
so I thought i'd water them up a little bit.
There's another thing I could do too, but I'll tell
you in a second.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Well.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Kathy also said expect them to cook their own and
breakfast would be pretty rude to do as a host.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, Or not waking up to see them off, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Wow, Or like sleeping in when they're awake and up
early and it's just awkwardly in your house.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
I'm not sure what to do.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Everybody knows that when I go to stay at people's homes,
because I get up at three in the morning, no
matter what, even on the weekend, I get them at
three in the morning. Yep. And then people, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
And then you have to do that awkward thing. You
have to wait until you hear them kind of rustling
around their house. But until then you're just sitting there,
just waiting I.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Remember one time I went and crawled in with my
brother at like three thirty. I was bored. He and
his wife. I was gonna, yeah, sandwich been there. I know,
I'm known him for years. It's my brother. Dude went
in there, and I'm just like, hey, what if.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
They did money?

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Do they I hope they had Pajamason? What hankyping that?
I don't know. Some people don't sleep with pajamazon I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
No, I think they're all right. I hadn't thought of that.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Time.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
You really think these things through, Yeah, I would.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Think everything really weird. Do you know? If there's another one?
And if you have a guest bedroom downstairs is make
sure to turn your water softener off because what's kind
of rude to your guests if there if they are
downstairs and hearing the water soft because then the thing's
kind of loud.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
I thought you might, you might make people feel bad
if they don't have a water softener and then they
hear your water softener and then they're like a sick
brag and then they're sad.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
No, if you're in Maple Grove where I am, you
have to have a water softener because the water as
hard as granite. You take a shower, if you even
within the water softener, you get in and there as
fast as you can before you get cut up.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
It's just spinning out, dude, it is.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
The water in Maple Grove is so hard. It as
hard as a rock. I am not kidd of you
people copper pipes over time. No, there's pinholes, dude, Yes,
I mean it's happened to all of our neighbors. I
put in some plex to that other stuff. Well, it's
probably a matter of time before that happens too. Got
to get that fig Yeah, you can't. You put your
face in the showers like getting punched in the face.

(48:02):
But then eating prairie is like the softest water ever.
I know, this is really exciting. No, but I didn't
even need a water soft and eating prairie Maple Girl
was like, ah, it's like, get me out.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Of you get out of every showers, just bloody.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
You do pretty much if you don't have a water
soft Yeah. And then the hard water with a sprinkler system,
that's like childhood. That's like child abuse. The kids all
playing in the sprinklers.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
No one's gonna stay with you anymore yet, sprinkler's going
and rock thick.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
You people know if you live in Maple girl, you
know whatever it is about Maple Grove water, it as
hard as a rock. And they always have these reports. Hey,
the water's a great Maple girl.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
What at all the.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Nutrients are getting? It's like, yeah, loaded with vitamins and iron.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
You're eating minerals, hard minerals every time you take a showers.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Still healthy.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
So your teeth are so clean. It's like eating dog food.
You know that dog food, The white and teeth all right, Hey,
add to it. Chris Carr Company Facebook page. This bit
evolved into something weird. Vikings tickets up for grabs. When
you're done with these tickets, we'll have more for you,
about eight fifty or so. Keep it on cable two.
Be called twenty two. What do you want to make
the keyword.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Rocks water?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Guest, So you threw out like three, it's just bloody, bloody,
that's what you are every time you get out of
the shower.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Right bloody. They say that in England all the time.
I'm out of your showers of bloody bad six five
one nine eight nine kybottle two Call it twenty two
and make the keyword bloody, my football baby, Vike's taking
on the Chargers, getting after it this Sunday, you want
to go nine eight nine Cable two call it twenty two.
Keywords bloody. That over mail your mix. Some days you live,

(49:40):
that's Dirk's Bentley live it. Some days you live one
two point one Cable two call it twenty two. The
keyword for the Vikes. By the way, more Vikings tickets
coming up within about twenty minutes on Cabble two. Yeah,
that gets bloody every now and then if you try
taking a shower in Maple Grove. What's your name? Hey, Cheryl,
you're going to the Minnesota Vikings game. They're taking on

(50:01):
the Chargers.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Are you joking?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I wouldn't do that to you, Cheryl. Oh yeah, you
can watch the Vikes totally suck it up for another game.
Or this is the game where they turn the corner, Cheryl,
and you're gonna.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Be You're gonna win this school Viking.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Amen's sister, thank you, thank you. One two is my country. Yes,
we have more tickets coming up and they will be
better this week coming up on Kwittle two and then
about twenty minutes, So a hold tight and then some
Minnesota Wild tickets. After that, I'm gonna go to Kaya here.
It's Kaya's Country. Update. The spouse of Maren Morris speaks
mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
It's Ryan Hurt. He has taken to social media to
show support for his wife. He says most people would
just shut up and keep collecting the paycheck. I'm so
sick of watching my wife get the beliep it kicked
out of her by the internet. I'm sick of people
having kind of stupid opinions about what she says. I
can't wait for that first tour to see all the smiling,
beautiful people who love her music. I love you, mm,

(50:55):
keep on keeping just.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Being He's being a husband. Man, somebody you know going
after my wife, same thing. You know, I totally understand that.
That's the same time. And you know, when you get
on you say stuff, you got to expect that not everyone,
especially in this society. Half the people aren't gonna like
what you say, so you gotta be ready to buck
up on that too. See you, Sammy got her point
of view.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I think it's great that a husband's sports his wife.
Totally wonderful. I do appreciate that about it, But no
get out. Just stop making such a big deal out
of it.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Well, fame isn't easy. And brother Osbourne has been saying
that the entire time. They're one hundred percent transparent, and
they said, fame isn't everything it's cracked up to be.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
It's really tricky. If you're lucky enough and everything pans
out the way that you want it to pan out,
you get everything that you wanted. You realized, oh man,
that's had it all along. You know. You have your family,
you have like a little piece of land. You got
a roof of your head, You have the ones you love.
You have a guitar in your house. That is everything.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
It's the guitar, right.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
The guitar.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
If you got a guitar, right, all life is good.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
No, I was thinking of that other way to work
this morning. You pertually know what more do you need?
You know what I mean, loving family, You got a
roof over your head, You're good to go. If you
had a water softener and maple grove, that makes it
better too. You know, I means just the simple things.
But no, think about it. You start out with very little,
right when you go to college. You got nothing in
your dorm room. Then you go out and you accumulate
all this stuff. Right, if you're lucky, I guess ar unlucky.

(52:17):
It depends on who you are, and you go through
life and everything else, and then at the end you're
maybe in like a retirement or assisted living, and then
you're down to that stuff, even maybe less than you
had in your college dorm. You know what I mean.
It's about the people around you. That's the stuff that
you cherish because all the other stuff just goes away
the circle of life.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
You ignore that.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
I said, it's us. You have us in your life.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Do what now?

Speaker 5 (52:39):
It's a blessing?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Who breaking up? Who? Who I have? Who in my life?
I have an angel? Don't talk to