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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Going going, that's Luke Cobbs going going on. I'm cawdle too.
Kind of seems like that's uh, maybe metaphorical for one
of our sports teams.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
At least when it comes to our hopes of the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I say, Hi, who are they blaming on the lost yes? Time.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Well you know what, Chris, you know what. Okay, here's
the thing. I love being blamed for other people's problems.
That's what the Vikings are doing right now. They are
blaming the fans for their problems because, according to Kirk
Cousins and Kevin O'Connell, they are blaming the crowd for
being too loud. Apparently the crowd was so loud at
us Bank Stadium that Kirk Cousins couldn't hear the.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Coaches we were on offense. So actually there is a
point to that. I saw him cuffing his helmet. He
couldn't hear, and I mean, we kind of are we
need to be a little more. He has a point.
I wouldn't. I don't know. I say that we probably
shouldn't have been in that position at the end anyway,
But you get to get up and spike the ball
no matter what Anyway, we're at a sports station, so
you really can't point the finger. But you know, we

(01:05):
could dumb it down just a little bit so the
man can hear the play coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I hear you, but here's the I liked what you did,
then get it. I hear you, but here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
He can't.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
You don't have to go out and say this, like
maybe it's true, but don't go out and say it
because now it just looks bad.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Now when they're on defense, they're gonna go, Okay, let
the offense here. Let the other team hear they're playing.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
It's crickets in the city.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
We're Minnesota and ice. Now be very quiet. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
So anyway, Yeah, in other news, you know over here,
our neighbors in Wisconsin had a weird thing to happen.
They had flamingos show up. There are some flamingos on
a beach in Wisconsin. This is the first time in
state history flamingos have just randomly showed up in the state.
And they think that they're a little confused and scattered
because of all the storms. Yeah, on the East coast,
and so there they come up.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
From the hurricanes. Yeah, they're found in Ohio, but I
didn't know they made it as far north as Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yep, they made it to Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
They were close to Milwaukee, and maybe we'll see him
over here in Minnesota after they get sick.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
They want to get out of there before they get shot.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well, well, there's probably technically no laws againsthooting in Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
That's that's not on the list shooting open season. All right, guys,
keep it on cabble too. Kia's Country update is coming
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buy them on Cabble two here, and just a couple
of songs herself. What's going on out there?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Carrie Underwood is catching a little bit of heat this
morning on Twitter. She was spotted at a Sunday night
football game and a commentator said this, we mentioned.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
All the stars in the house snighting for the Carrie
Underwood who sings the Sunday night football anthem last eleven years.
First time she's been at a Sunday night football.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Game dude, do say that? I like jor Rico. Do
you need to throw that out there?

Speaker 5 (02:52):
People on Twitter are saying they feel duped. She's been
singing that anthem for the past ten years.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
People think she's there. I know he's some people do
they think she's at the thing at the stadium before
the show? Doing to bring that up. That's like not
telling everybody you didn't know where that F thirty five
plane went last year, last week.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's like, could you not just.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Don't have to People don't need to know everything.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Say nothing.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Timm Agrad took the stage at Our iHeartMedia Festival, knocking
it out.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Of her radio music festival.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yes, and before he did, our iHeartMedia team got a
chance to ask him, who do you always get yourself listening.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
To, like listening to Prince a lot and then Eagles
are always in my go yeah, and then George rate
More Haggard, you know, and then always.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
The Keith Whitley.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
I mean, I'll put Keith Whitley on anytime.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Did anybody tell him that three of those people are dead?

Speaker 8 (03:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
But because he made it sound like he was like
actively I'm just telling you you know what I mean
is that why when he comes up here is like, hey,
you know he never gets to meet Prince Money, Keith Whitley,
Merle Haggar, you know, just throwing it out there.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
We don't want to make Tim sad.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Truly, I jest. All right, we have a couple of awful,
ugly but really funny experiences to share, and just a
couple of songs plus Kane Brown tickets coming up. Capital
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(04:19):
Chris Kaya, Sam, Chris Gard Company. Welcome to Monday Morning
on Cattle Too. Yes, sports teams kind of blew over
the weekend, but we move on and over the weekend.
Kaya got a swirly. She gave herself a swirly. We
don't typically talk about swirls on the radio.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
When you do it to yourself, right, swirl yourself, you guys.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
I had I had two weddings, neither. I had two
weddings this weekend.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
One was Austin's co worker and another one was great
friends of ours, and one was any Dinah.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
One in Stillwater.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
We decided to go to the church for his coworker,
and he Dina and I went to the bathroom. I
had a satin dress by the way, and gold. I
went to the bathroom and then as I got up,
I felt like water on my legs and I thought.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
No, my dress is super my dress is super long.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
I completely forgot to kind of lift it as I
was sitting up, so the whole dress dunked in the
back and the.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Toilet.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
And the hard part is that it's a gold champagne dress.
And if you know anything about like satin dresses, it
just shows every spec of water.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I mean it.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Just like you, I guess in the back.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I know.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
But listen, Okay, yes, I get it. It's bad that
it shows water easier on satin.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
But it's toilet water.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
We also focus on that part right now. People are
having can't help it.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
However, it is pretty funny, dude.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
And it was one of those things.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
And I came out.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Austin was sitting there and he walked, you know, he's
very nice, and he pushed me forward so that I
could walk down the aisle first, and he goes.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
What happened.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I'm like, just ignore it, just ignore it.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
So everyone saw as we were walking down the aisle
to get.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Into the pews running smelled like a cesspool.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh dude, gosh, I couldn't even believe it happened. And
then as we're leaving, my heel snaps. So we're running
to Target. So I'm running through Target barefoot.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
In the wet, soaking dress.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes, why didn't you get a new dress while you
were there too?

Speaker 7 (06:21):
God?

Speaker 5 (06:22):
So then that got yelled at. They're like, you can't
run through you know, barefoot, you need a shoes on targetair.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'm like, I'm buying shoes right now.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
So we got the shoes either kind of strapped together.
I ripped them apart, put them on in this dress.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Then it is the dress still wet.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, in the back it took a while. Then it
started raining.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It was that's a blessing.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Is a blessing. It's washing off whatever.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Was on it in the toilet, but it was so
we were soaked by the time that we made it
to this sil water wedding.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
You said it was a gold dress. What do you
think that would have matched perfectly?

Speaker 9 (06:54):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Resist?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, I hope that's all it was.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
That's why I know.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
That's why all those bridesmaids, you know, they always lift
the bride's dress.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Have you ever seen that? But I know I needed
a lifter.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I needed a lifter. I don't understand. How did you
not lift it up enough?

Speaker 8 (07:12):
How old are you.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Use toilet?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I usually wear short dresses. It's very rare that I
wear a long dress, just like I can't either. It
was pretty nasty.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
So of course I.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Associate with you right now because you know that's like
one of my biggest fears.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
What dipping your dress to the toilet?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Is that a problem? He's so worried every time he
goes to the rest of my dress.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's why I don't go around here all that much.
It takes one time. You went to two weddings with
that dress on.

Speaker 10 (07:50):
He did.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Dude, don't change at home.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
There was nothing I could do at that point. Anything
I was.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Doing with that because of the timeline.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, we were just running from place to place trying
to make it.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I wouldn't run around with one drip of toilet water
on my pants.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
And let's hope that's how it was. You went to Target.
Why didn't you just get a different dress.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
It was church toilet water, so it's got to be holy, right,
so it should be fine.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I don't think, no, they don't bless that way.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't think they bless the toilet water.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
They go in every morning.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
God. Well you never know. I mean maybe they do. Yeah,
we didn't ask. Is it Catholic Church Presbyterians? Oh no,
they don't know, Nobia Presbyterians, Absolutely not. It's just disgusting.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Don't worry. I'm getting a dry cleaned. It'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, what do you know about all the spray tan
that washed off?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Only they get that off too.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Hey, Sam had a wedding and something kind of similar.
It happened, not quite as gross, but it's funny. Plus
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(09:02):
to go to see Caine Brown when he comes in April?
We get your tickets coming up? In one song? Keep
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to the land of Sansavi.

Speaker 11 (09:13):
All right.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
He had a wedding at the sands of your house.

Speaker 8 (09:15):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Okay, So my brother Sawyer got married to Sarah Beeth.
They've been together for eleven years, so this was a
wedding that was a long time coming. They met at
my parents' farm and had the wedding at my parents' farm.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, eleven years ago they met. He was what fourteen,
fourteen and fifteen, So this is high school. I mean
it is a long standing, youthful relationship. Yes, buddy, And
this is at your parents' farm on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, they got They had the ceremony in the hayloft,
which is about one hundred years old, which is cool.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
And then the reception was in the horseback riding arena.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
This is where it gets good.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Isn't work real good?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh? By the way, facebook page, Chris Carr and Company
facebook page and all our socials. Why am I talking
like this is because what it's about to happen here,
girl ahead, letterrip.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
It just happens.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
So middle of dinner, my other brothers and one of
their friends ride in on horses into the arena.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
While everybody's all.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Seated for dinner, and they just ride right up to
the groom and then one of them, gets off and
then the groom gets on and whips the bride up.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
On the horse.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
And then they ride around the reception on the horses.
And then the guy behind them. So there's one of
their friends on a horse behind him and he roped.
He tried to rope the bride while they were riding around.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
How much were they drinking? A lot?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Again, My brother as.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
He's riding around through the reception is drinking a beer
with the other hand.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
So he's riding on the horse. His new bride, Sarah Beeth,
is behind him on the horse. Yeah, and he's drinking
a beer and does a guy Is it the best
man or just a groomsman? This is an usher usher
right behind them and the horse behind them. He's trying
to last sue his brand new wife.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Buddy, What in the hell dude? Check out the video
Chris Car Company Facebook page, Instagram tech. That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I don't know, because they had had some drinks and
some beverages, so I don't know if he would have
had the thought to let go of the rope once
he roped her.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I think that he may have roped her and then
what I don't know. It just not thought her. Just
give her a little yank or the horse might have
pulled back or something.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's none of a bee. We almost had the best
video ever. No, she would have even hear well, yes,
but think about that, you know, she could have died,
but we would have had some well we would think
about the hits.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
It would be a crazy h ral.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Baby, you put that thing on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yes, oho. The video is pretty good. It's a pretty
It was a good time. It was a lot of fun.
Things are a little dirty because we were literally no,
not like that.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
We were literally the honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
That's my brother, Chris.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
I know.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
No, the floor I actual dirt that the horse is
usually ride on.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You people out there are close. I get it. Sorry, Yeah,
I had to take it too far, I know. But
you guys are just you. It's a different life out
there in Buffalo.

Speaker 10 (11:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (11:57):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I want to go the west.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
You get then you guys go next level. You and
Hawthorne move out to Maple Lake and that's like a
whole other thing. That's like fifteen twenty minutes beyond Buffalo.

Speaker 13 (12:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
But the further out you go, the more I love
trying to lasso the bride. Yeah, dude, that really wouldn't
have turned out well in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
They worked out just fine. They you know, they are
still happily married.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
It would have worked out better though, had she been
last suit and there would have been some kind of
interruption or.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
If she'd been you know, as long as she doesn't
get hurt. Totally find her dress to get wrecked, though,
and she didn't care, which is cool, good for her.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
But she was just dragging it around in the dirt.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
And even I cared more about her dress than I
think she did, because I was trying to hold her
skirt all the time.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I was a bridesmaid, so I was trying to keep
it from dragging through the bar.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Wait, wait, wait, what about the guys. They have to
bring their tuxes back. I know there's no freaking way
they're gonna take the tuxes back if they've been slapping
around in your pig crap out what I mean, no offense? Thanks? Yeah,
yeah they got. I've been to your bar. They've been
a little bit of everything out there they do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
No, the suits seemed to stay in pretty good shae,
but they were brown, so who knows.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
So think about your brother for a moment. Wait, thank you, au.
Now you know why? You do know why they got
married in hayloft. Why that's the first place there.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
I am going to throw myself out the window. You
can take me that sentence.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Just love it. Sawyer and Sarahbath the halo they have
their honeymoon?

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Was that in the halot right where it began?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Maybe it's a soul romantic out there and beat out baby.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
You know what, I'm gonna rope you and tie you
up and put you on the hallway so I don't.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Have to listen to you. Maybe the third time that
happened for those listening at home on the way. All right, Hey,
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(13:53):
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(14:18):
I'm blaming the fans for the loss. Huhuh. It was
the team a little further south.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, dude, you know what, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey, this
is happening.

Speaker 13 (14:26):
I'm here for it.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay. Here's the thing. I know everybody's sick of hearing
it because it's every It's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
One of them. Are you really yea yeah yah yet no,
But I want you have to say though, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I hear you and I feel you, but listen to me.
This is a big thing. I'm not physically feeling you.
This is a big deal. Do you want to know
why this is a big deal?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Chris Scarfield.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
This is a big deal because this is the first
American that Taylor Swift has dated since twenty twelve.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
This is eleven years of a drought of lousy British dudes.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
And one scott Who would that have been in twenty twelve,
Harry Styles.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I'm so glad that you asked.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
He you knew they're right up the jeep, dude.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
By the way, there's a caption contest on the Chris
Conn company Facebook page. I posted Taylor and Swifties. Don't
kill me, please, I'm doing this in fun.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
She's been on a streak.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
She had Harry Styles, Tom Iddleson, Joe Alwyn, Maddie Healy
and of course there's Calvin Harrison there too. He's Scottish,
but it basically counts because he lived in London one.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
So what's the big deal? She's dating in America?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Now she's dating an American. This is basically the American Revolution. Okay,
we are breaking free from the shackles of British colonization.
Here Taylor Swift is bringing it on.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
She never married any of them. Today today there no reunion.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I am sick of her dating British dudes. She is
back on American soil and.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Are self declared Swifties.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Right, yes, but think about it. She has an album
called Red and the Chiefs are Red. I mean there's
so many.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Kaya even better listen to me, Chris. How many colonies
were there originally?

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, but you know what it was now. My boyfriend
was wearing a Mayor sure a week ago on a podcast,
So there.

Speaker 14 (16:02):
I don't freaking here the truth. He's American, I need yeah,
but he also loves John Mayer. Well that's fine, all right,
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In Florida, a ten year old boy and his eleven

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year old sister stole their mom's car after she took
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from home before they were stopped by police. The mother
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Speaker 2 (17:29):
So that's good.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
If you can have a tantrum, go big. Yeah they did.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
And then a two year old girl in northern Michigan
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the woods with the family's dog. But she's okay because
someone found her just five hours later near trail three
miles away. But this is a really wholesome story because
the dog stayed with her the whole time. The girl
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(17:55):
them when they tried to touch her to wake her
up right, stayed right with her and protected her, which
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us up six ' five to one nine eight nine
Cabortle two. Share your hypothetical new rule with us on
New Rule Monday. Uh, Teresa from my Sandy, you've been
holding here for a little while. What do you have
for us Okay's new rule.

Speaker 15 (19:32):
Get up whispering to people while you're standing in front
of other people.

Speaker 13 (19:37):
If there is something that secretive that you need to
talk about, leave the room.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
Or share the juicy gossip with everybody else because we
all want to know the tea as well.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
And that's my new rule.

Speaker 15 (19:50):
Did you what?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I got some big prizes kind of generational jeopardies on
the line. Good gospil right there, Oh, good gossip. I
know I could do better, all right, but I'm cable
to share your new rule with us. Lord of Georgia
Line and Louis Bryance. Now we roll one on two
point one Capital two seven forty this morning as we
rolled commercial three. What if you found out about this

(20:15):
years into your marriage? It would affect me? It was
seven this morning. Sam's got to keep it on capble
two well before that. Generational Jeopardy's one song your way
and it is new rule. Monday six five one nine
eight nine cabital two. Share your new rule with us.
It's a rule we must hypothetically follow throughout the day.
Sarah from Apple Valley new role.

Speaker 10 (20:36):
Stop flossing and using toothpicks in public. It's so nasty. Yes,
it is so nasty, Like I'm so happy that you
have good hygiene and that you're taking care of your teeth,
but we do not need to see that in public, Like,
just go do it in private. It's gross. No one
wants to see that. No one wants to see you
picking out your teeth in the middle of wherever you are. Stop,

(20:59):
you floss and you take impup like.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
And that's my new I have to say, it's a
talent if you can floss and drive. I do see
that from time to time, and it's pretty impressive. Where
you can drive with your knee and floss your teeth
at the same time. That's pretty cool and sing along
to Cable two. I mean, that's just talent. That's amazing.
It should be on that show. America's got talent, all right.
Generational jeopard is next. You got a fast car Way,

(21:26):
that's Luke Combe's fast Car.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Like I need to tell you that everybody I've never
heard about, everybody.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Knows we were the first of what I even told
Gregor Boss we had when he first came out, and
I was like, we gotta play that. But I didn't
mean for everyone to play. Like everybody in every format
ever to play Luke Cub's Fast Car a way. I
still have to tell you who it is. It's Chris
kaias Sam Chris Car and Company on Cable two. You guys,
Generational Jeopardy, We're gonna play in just seconds. Here's our
number six five to one, not eight nine capable two,

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and don't miss seven forty. Just say you found out
about this years into your marriage. What would you do.
There's no way there's anyone on this planet that would
react positively to this. It's coming up at seven forty.
But it happened on kot O two. All right, So
before we get to Generational Jeopardy, it is new Rule Monday.
We'll knock out one more new rule and then we'll

(22:16):
get out with our game. Nine eight nine Kotle two.
Samantha from Loly, Canada, what are you thinking?

Speaker 10 (22:21):
Okay? So new rule men, all the men in the world,
see yourself a favor. And before you decide to touch
the burner on top of the oven, perhaps you should
make sure that the knob is in the off position first.
Like it's not a touch to check kind of thing,

(22:41):
you know, you look at the knob and see if
the machine is on and if it is on, you
don't touch the hot stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
And you're directing this more to men for some.

Speaker 10 (22:52):
Reason, there might be a specific man in particular, but
I'm not gonna name names.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, that's the new rule, Guy Hawthorn, do that? Do that?
Every guy? I think a little bit, you know, now
I'm smart. Now I licked my finger first, of course,
a little bit better. Why why why is that? I
don't know, Because guys, we really are. We kind of
have issues sometimes, Sam Paco, Hey, keep it on Capable two.

(23:20):
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(24:03):
millennial from Waverley ready to take on Holly, a gen
xer from Stansfield, Minnesota. So basically the game goes like this.
They both get questions from each other's generation until somebody
gets too right, and then they have their choice of
two prizes. Ladies, you ready, yes, yes, Okay. Angela, you're
the millennial, so you get to start the game.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Here's Kaya para faucets played at Jill Monroe in what
eighties TV series?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
No, Holly the gen Xer to take the lead.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
I don't know Charlie's angels.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay, Holly, you can still take the lead the gen Xer.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Here's Sam what celebrity war dress made of actual meats?
To the MTV Video Music Awards.

Speaker 10 (24:44):
Lady Gaga, you got it.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
It's one for the exer. We go to Angela the
millennial to tie the game. Ange. This one's for you
from Kaya.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep start in a seventies movie
together called Kramer Versus.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Who I don't Holly the gen Xer.

Speaker 10 (25:03):
Versus.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
That's it? Nice job. Wow, do that for a Monday.
That was quick. That's awesome you too, Thank you for playing.
We appreciate you. Holly. It is your choice, though you've
got a couple of options here. Would you like to
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(25:25):
Jansen for you, Caitlin for Angela. You two have an
awesome day and we appreciate you keeping it on K
one O two. My country should form a band man.
That was good, nice work, all right? Hey, couple songs
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(25:47):
What if you found out about this years into your marriage?
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friends at Pellow Windows and Doors of Minnesota. Good morning, Hey,
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(26:28):
game stuff or wild tickets are coming up in two songs,
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Speaker 10 (26:31):
Okay, I got a call back and wait on holdly.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
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be listening because you have to be listening to win
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Speaker 10 (26:40):
Oyzy?

Speaker 8 (26:41):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
All right, let's do it, all right, I let's do
it by all right? Was that Yiddish?

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yeah, he's got a little little little yiddishinner?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Hey, Sam, what's going on? If I found out? Do
you think I'd be upset about this?

Speaker 3 (26:52):
So, Chris, would you be upset if you found out
that your wife advocated for a name to name your
child when Jamo was born? What if you found out
that Jamison was the name of her first love.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Well, I hadn't heard of that one, but I don't
think I'd be really happy. And I also have to
say that I think it'd be kind of weird, be
kind of strange, right, almost creepy.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
We posted this question on the Chris Current Company Facebook page.
What would you do if you found out that your
spouse named your child after their first.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Now is that it's still he's still mine? Right?

Speaker 10 (27:25):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, yes, let me raise in all kinds of questions
right now, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Let's say maybe her high school boyfriend, maybe they dated
for a couple.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Of years, and his name is Jamison, and his name
is James. It wasn't as far as I know, and
you find out years after Jamison is born. Yeah, that yeah,
I'd freak because especially.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Because it's kind of if it was kind of secretive.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I feel a little weird like using this you as
an example, because Stephanie would never do that.

Speaker 15 (27:52):
But she.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Her first love was the Lando, So I don't know
she tell them or did somebody like people listening to
the show caught onto that faster than you did.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Right now, my wife is driving to work and she's going, honey, hi, Stephanie.
We're having words.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
So in this specific situation, it is not Stephanie. It
is not Chris or if James northlandon this husband and wife.
They've got a five year old son, and recently they
went out shopping and they ended up running into one
of her high school friends.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Oops.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
So this high school friend says, oh my gosh, your
son is so cute. What is his name?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
So she told told her the name, or actually she didn't.
She hesitated. Then the husband, of course, he's just like, oh, yeah,
this is our kid, blah blah. And then she's like,
oh like your ex boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh my god, who does that wants to ruin her life.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
She wasn't thinking clearly how stupid it is.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
It's not that chick's fault. It's the wife's fault for
doing it. She lied, she hasn't, well not lied. It's
a live a mission. She hasn't mentioned it. And then
we had a five year old. So this is like
one of those things where maybe she likes the name,
but also she's gonna think about her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Right, we putting a pole here. We have a poll up.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Right, there's a question upon the.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Chris Caren Company Facebook page where you can kind of
weigh in and tell us what you would do, because
this is really tricky situation. It's like if she had said, originally, hey,
I really like this name, but you need to know
it is the same name as the person that I
dated in high school and then at least yeah, like
you're open and then the husband has a choice.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, because he was a better lover than you.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
And I just like that's what that friend wanted to say.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
It's not necessarily worship, but there has to be some
kind of strong affection for somebody to name a child
after them. And it didn't work out, that wouldn't that
always be in your head going Okay, well I'm second fiddle,
of course, yes, because the kid didn't even name the
child after me or after you know what I mean,
after the dude.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I'd be curious to see what people say on our socials. Yeah,
because I don't think anyone would. I don't see how
anyone could allo. But but don't listen to me. Maybe
there's something I'm missing. No, I agree with you, and
I mean if he's better in the sac, I mean.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Christopher, then your child after him.

Speaker 12 (30:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, there's a lot of Christmas out there. I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm joking. Name well, that's an Eden, Prairie, Bloomington.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Now, now, any that's a kid, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Think my wife wants to shoot me right now, and
she's my I love her. You are my Disney princess.
And you know that, sweetie. I know she's driving to
work and she hears us. What's worse is Landin's driving
to school right now, my guest, my dad is a
d man. All right, So what would you do, Chris
Car Company Facebook page if you want any want.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
To add to that, Well, if this happened to me,
if I found out that Hawthorne advocated for us to
name a child one thing, and then I find out
way later that it.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Is the name of his ex Tricksy, I'd.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Be super weird about. And then on the flip side, like,
Hawthorne has a really unique name.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
I'm just gonna let okay, rocket, I'm gonna let the
rockets fly right over my head.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
And Hawthorne has a really unique name.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
And if I found out that one of his ex
girlfriends named their child Hawthorne, at least it wouldn't be
his fault.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
He didn't do anything. But like, it'd be weird. It'd
be super strange to me.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, well, I just don't name your kid Chris, That's
all I know.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
I mean, maybe she's trying to honor Hawthorne, just like
people honor Chris.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, you want an honor I refer would you please
look Facebook page debate there six five, one, eight, NINEK
little two. I gotta go. Hey, guys, now I kind
of along the same well, it's it's totally different. But
does your girlfriend do this? Dudes? And if she does,
maybe you don't even know about it.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
This is something I totally do.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Kind of a story that relates, Oh I want to
hear uh huh does your girlfriend do this? But dudes,
you may not know about it. Two songs away with
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(32:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (32:08):
I'sisted okay, talk you again right.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
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(32:31):
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in just seconds. Kay, it's your turn. So, guys, does
your girlfriend do this or maybe you don't know that

(32:51):
she does this? What is she doing?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
It could be pretty smart or it could be kind
of crazy gal status. There is a girl who says
that she has some body miss and somebody spray that
is super yummy scrumptious is how she calls it. And
she says that when she sleeps over at her boyfriend's
house before she leaves, when he does leave the room,
that she'll spray the bed and the pillow so that
when he goes to bed.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
And she's not with him, she'll, you know, he'll think
of her.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
And then when he wakes up in the morning, the
better the sheets will smell, because you know, the scent
is so strong with memories.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
That's not why she's doing it, but go ahead.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
And so she said, you know, I was thinking the
other day, maybe this is kind of crazy girl, or
is it super cute? So she asked the internet. We're
now asking everyone else, and we do have it on
our Facebook page. It does look like people think that
it's a little psychotic, But I can see where you
would do that in the fact that it does create
a good memory, and maybe when he's going to sleep,

(33:47):
they'll think of her.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Miss her text towards.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
She's doing it. She's marking her territory. Well, she's doing
her his bed as a fire hydrant.

Speaker 10 (33:56):
Well, not.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Trying to avoid using those words.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
That's okay, I'll do it for Chris where.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
She's she is, she's marking her territory.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
But I mean, if people put for breeze all the
time on that kind of stuff, you know, you never
wash your sheets for like five years, didn't wash your sheet.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Hey, it only took me four to get through skin.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
You're righting four.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
So maybe a little sprits here and there with something
that smells really good. He does say all the time
to hear you smell really nice.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
So but here's the thing for me, it's like he's
going to become nose blind to that scent. That she's
got that she's spraying on it, and it's not really
even gonna matter. He's just gonna stop noticing.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
That's why he has to have another girl over to
make the sheets smell different.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah, I got freshened it up a little bit in here.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Do you think that's what it is so that if
another girl comes over, then yes, you automatically know there
was a girl in this bed prior to dude.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I would think I would burn vanilla candles when I
was dating and I was accused of and not really harshly.
It's just like, oh, are you covering up the scent
of another? And I'm like, no, I'm covering up the
scent of me.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
I had something stronger than vanilla.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
My intent was my apartment smell like a guy, right, exactly, Sam, So,
I burnt a candle, But I remember one girl going, so,
who you're trying to who sent you trying to cover up?
Might see that. I'm like my own, I'm trying to
make it pleasant for you, and I actually cleaned up.
She's like you did, and I'm like, I did, yes, stink.

(35:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
I'm horrible, but maybe I.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Would do something like this. I would do this.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Plus, it's a waste of the perfume. Man, I spray anything,
it's going straight on to me. And I only want
that scent associated with me, not the bed, not the floor,
not whatever.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
The heck, no me.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
But then he's going to bed and he's like, Sam sans, well,
I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Oh I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
She's married, she has been for a year now.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Well, so the only person I care about knowing my
smell is my own husband and we live together.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Is fine, So what are you asking of our of
our Facebook front?

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Just do you think that it's super cute? And why not?
I think she's up to something or is it kind
of crazy?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
It's crazy. This isn't cute. No, she's like taking ownership
and it's weird, you know what I mean. Now there's
gonna be people coming over. You know that You're gonna go, oh,
what does that smell? Then he's gonna go, that's my girlfriend.
She perfume stuff. She's like, oh, what kind of perfume
is that? I mean, that's what the next one? You
know what I'm saying, It's gonna be this running chain
of hopefully there.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Won't be a next one. Maybe this is going to
be his forever.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
He's just rolling in her.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
No, he's got to run.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
This guy's get out, Patrick said. Put her in a
seventy two hour hold.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Irritate the poor guy's skin, let his body rest.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Call you, Jason said, cuckoo for cocoa pop.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
You know what her name is, Misty.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
That's he's missing the Sorry, dad, thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I was just gonna say that was wonderful.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
He was like, it was an okay, dad joke. I
don't know if it's a great dad joke.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Well, beats with the sheets that I had when I
was in college. Nothing they smelled like me.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
You had to burn those babies at the end, didn't you.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I think you still have them, to be honest, that
is you, John. I think they crawl out of the
dorm themselves.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
They packed themselves up into your.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Bad They made a movie out of it. It like
slithered down the down the hallway wide it started growing.
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(37:52):
Radio Music Festival Friday night. He had this to say,
break y'all, heart, bring your radio, make you care, You'll
take care of each other, see you.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
And all.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
That is a nice way of saying goodbye, don't you think.
Just a gentleman, Very very cool. All right, let's grab
a one here for some wild tickets. By the way,
full recap and if you missed anything, it's on cabble
two dot com from the iHeartRadio Music Festival on Friday
and Saturday night. Tim was here on Friday sell as
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(38:23):
you're going to the Wild the ticket on the Black
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Speaker 8 (38:31):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (38:31):
I do.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I know, man, people are just waiting for seven fifty
all morning. Uh well you have to wait no more.
Thank you for keeping it on capitle two. We'll see
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Speaker 10 (38:40):
K one two is my country a.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Lot more wild tickets. Keep it on one to two
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and thanks to Pellow Windows and Doors of Minnesota, we're
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hour and a half. We're gonna do it for like
another forty five minutes or so. First year's once trending
today Chris Carr in company, Sam's got some stuff for you, Chris.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Do you know what I love?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
I just love being blamed for other people's problems. And
that is what the Vikings did this weekend.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Oh they did. They did.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
The Vikings lost to the Chargers twenty four to twenty eight,
and they are blaming the crowd for being too loud.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
So that's why they didn't run up and spike the ball.
So apparently they could still spike the ball, then there's
no excuse.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
For that, you think so, Kirk Cousins apparently couldn't hear
Kevin O'Connell's play call, and both of them said that
after the game. So it's that he just eventually tried
to call the play on his own clearly for the.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Interception or for the not spiking it, or both or everything.
They're blaming the crowd. I don't think they want to
blame your crowd.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
No, no, don't blame the fans. That's what makes you
all your money and.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Everything be awkward if it's just crickets.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Now, it's so funny. They want you loud, but then
there's but you do have to be quiet when you're
on offense. You do so, just so we know now everybody,
and I hope it wasn't the people that we sent
there last week. They were.

Speaker 8 (39:53):
I can't hear.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Workers at a car wash in Indiana were cleaning the
grill off of a woman's car.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
She hit a bird.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Okay, Well, while they were doing that, they've found a
groundhog stuck inside her front bumper too.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
They got him out. He's okay.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
They did it for free, but the woman says that
groundhog did choose it through some wires while he was
in there.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Costs like five hundred dollars damage.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Doing the Hard news this morning.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, buddy.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
In other hard news, flamingos have been found in Wisconsin.
These birds visited Lake Michigan Beach and this is the
first time flamingos have ever been spotted in Wisconsin. They
think that they're all days and confused from all the
storms out east, and now they're just all spread out.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Their migration patterns are wrecked.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
They're gonna learn quick in Wisconsin. Le'll make you season.
Let's get on too.

Speaker 13 (40:41):
Hey, just but you guys know, the flamingos are already here.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
They're in Minnesota.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 13 (40:47):
They were on Lake Pepin the weekend before last. It
was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Wait, who gets credit for Lake Pepin? Does Wisconsin get
credit for that or Minnesota?

Speaker 13 (40:55):
I think and a half?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Okay, which side were they on?

Speaker 13 (40:59):
They're actually in the water. There must have been some
type of migration of fish or something, because they were everywhere.
Them and seagulls.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
They were together, No kidding, I didn't see that anywhere.

Speaker 13 (41:09):
I almost hit one with my boat.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
What why are you chasing it?

Speaker 13 (41:14):
He started taking off and the and uh, all of
a sudden he flew right back towards the front of
the boat and.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Either Okay, I'm not buying this for us. I believe
that the flamingos are here, but I don't think that's
any happy. I think you were darting over there, not
trying to kill it. But you sound like I know you.
You call in all the time. You were trying to
get real close to that thing and it got scared.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Oh dude, I should go out there with my brother
because my brother once roped a duck straight out the air.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Do you think you could rope a flamingo.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Be easier longer than that?

Speaker 8 (41:43):
Ye?

Speaker 13 (41:43):
Yeah, they are floor.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I love you brother, Thank you.

Speaker 9 (41:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
I don't know if there are any laws in the
state of Minnesota or Wisconsin flamingo.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Probably not.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
So something tells me the ones that are here are
no longer here. If you know what of you season
baby much that God gave me a girl one o
two point one two, we're gonna try to make that
happen here. In a sense, it's friends zone times. You

(42:16):
probably have to invert that because it's Reese that's taking
a lot of this dude that she kind of likes
wants to get out of the friend zone. It's incredibly
gutsy to get on the air and have somebody out
so all right, as hard to do as we listen,
if you would give Reese a lot of credit here, Reese,
who do you like? How can we help and give
us a little backstory? What's going on?

Speaker 10 (42:36):
Okay? So I'm wondering if we could call up John
and try to smoothing doover with him. I mean, things
were going just so well and I messed it up repeatedly.
We've been seeing each other for about two months and
I really like him. I really feel like he likes me.

(42:56):
On the dates have been good, kisses have you know?
You know that happened? You know, no sleepovers, but I
think it was heading in that direction. So here's the thing.
We told each other our first names when we met
at the bar, and just like the other girl on
friend Zone a little bit ago, the driveted woman, I

(43:18):
forgot what he said. It went in one ear and
out the other. But I've always had a problem with names.
I'm a teacher. I mean, three hundred students every year.
I think my mind has just reached foll capacity with names.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
So you have been seeing this guy and you don't
know his name. What have you been calling him?

Speaker 10 (43:37):
Callie? He has a nickname Callie. All of his socials
are listed under under the nickname Cali. His friends only
call him by Cali, So I couldn't figure it out.
And twice now I've randomly tried calling him what I
thought was his name, only for him to look at
me kind of sideways.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Chris, so confused.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
I'm really confused right now. I'm totally confused. How do
you know his name is John?

Speaker 10 (44:05):
Okay, well, because the last time he straight up asked
me what's my name? And I couldn't get it, and
then he was like, it's John, and he was like,
you must be seeing so many other guys that you
can't keep it straight. And that was the last time
we talked.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Gosh, we just make everything so complicated.

Speaker 10 (44:27):
Can I ask, well, I mean.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
John and Kelly, does he like Cali Flower or what's.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
No no, no no?

Speaker 10 (44:34):
CALLI like like California?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, yeah, got you? Okay, well that's kind of what
I said. Hey, let's let's call John and let's get you.
Let's see if we get back on track. Okay, okay,
all right, so this is not your typical friend zone.
They have some kind of thing started and let's see
let's get ahold of wreck. See if you make her
work name.

Speaker 11 (44:56):
What is his name?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
What's his name again? We'll call him after Luke Bryn
Cabtle two cotton Hood phone in line. I'm a little drunk.
That's Luke Bryan Drunk on you number one for New
Country the best ride of Little two point one Cable two. Hey,
we're commercial free. Thank you. Pellow Windows and Doors of Minnesota.
Go to Pellow Northland dot com. Get hooked up some

(45:18):
awesome windows and we'll keep a commercial free for a while.
But first, it is friend zone time. And this is
a little embarrassing for Reese. She's been seeing this guy,
but she forgot his name. She's been calling him by
his nickname and all his name on socials, which is CALLI.
His real name is John. As a matter of fact,
he kind of sniffed it out on the last date
and basically said, what is what is my name? And

(45:40):
she's like, that's she forgot it. So there is another
Chris Carr out there, I guess. But we're gonna try
to get this repaired. Let's call John Reese is on
the phone and see if we get these two out
of the zone. That they're in and back into a
relationship if you will. Hey is this John?

Speaker 8 (46:03):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (46:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Hey, oh it's Chris. I totally I'll be uh i'd
be calling from k Whattle two. Are you ready for
the for the surprise that I have for you, sir?

Speaker 15 (46:12):
Yeah, yeah, I got a little time here.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Okay, Well it won't take much. It involves somebody that
you know on the phone with us right now coming
in to say hello.

Speaker 15 (46:19):
Come on it Hi Hi John?

Speaker 10 (46:24):
Uh Hello, Okay, this is Reeve.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Oh hi Hi? Uh so what.

Speaker 15 (46:40):
So?

Speaker 10 (46:41):
I know you probably have no interest in talking to
me right now. I kind of got that hint when
you stopped testing me back.

Speaker 15 (46:49):
Yeah, I'm sorry, just getting pretty busy, all right.

Speaker 10 (46:54):
Sure, of course, the last time we spoke it didn't
really go well, and I wanted to kind of clear
the air. Okay, okay, who all right, I'm just calling
this thing. I'm sorry again. I did not ever mean
to forget your name. I know it's John, and I

(47:15):
should have said something right away, but I was a
little embarrassed. I mean, who sees someone for two months
and only knows him by Callie.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Which is your nickname, right John?

Speaker 13 (47:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (47:28):
Right?

Speaker 15 (47:29):
I mean something's wrong with that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, did you ask her to tell you your name?

Speaker 15 (47:38):
But I asked her to tell me my name.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Did you say, what is my name? Like in the
last date or something?

Speaker 15 (47:43):
I did to see to see if she knew it,
because I had a feeling that she didn't know it,
and you know, she she she called me Mark, she
called me Derek.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I mean, did I hear that part earlier? I'm sorry, Oh.

Speaker 15 (47:58):
Yeah, yeah, she she she didn't. She doesn't know my name,
like John is not that hard to remember.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I don't know, well, it can be for some men.
We can't judge Johnny John. It's not like I'm just
trying to help her. You know, Kelly's Kelly sounds kind
of cool, you know. I mean, you must be from
California or something. I mean, I don't know why you
have that nickname, or maybe it's your last name, but

(48:26):
you know whatever. The reason Reese didn't tell me that
you called him Mark and Derek before, is that true
or yes?

Speaker 10 (48:34):
I was trying to like guess what his name was.
I just it's just really hard because like he always
told me his name one time when we first met
at the bar, I didn't know I was going to
be like talking to him for the next couple of months.
It just kind of went in one year and out
the other. I had been drinking, like and then I

(48:56):
was too embarrassed to just ask. So it just kind
of snowball into like this big thing.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
It just got out of hand. And really the first
or second data should have been, Hey, dude, can I
get your name? I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 (49:09):
I mean, it's just I have about three hundred students
on my mind, That's all it is.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
So did you ever see a Derek or Mark while
you were seeing John? No, I've only been dating him, gotcha?
So who's Derek or do you just thought his name
was Derek or Mark? I was just taking a shot, Okay,
So there's no other guys whatsoever. Because John, she wouldn't
be on the radio on Kimical two in the friend Zone,
which is a segment that you're in trying to make

(49:36):
things right with you if she wasn't telling it. In
my opinion, right, unless she's just which I don't sense
that she's really that diabolic though. I think that she
just feels she really screwed up. And I mean, that's
a long time to go without knowing somebody's name, even
though I do it to my own children and I've
had him for years, not saying that's right. Would you
consider a treaty, which would be a dinner. The station

(49:59):
would take care of it. And I know that we're
hitting you out of the blue with a lot of
stuff here right now, But the main thing is she's remorseful.
She knows your name now, and she would like to
a fresh start, and we'll get you dinner if you
say yes. But don't look at it like they're pressured
into it by any means.

Speaker 10 (50:13):
I just really thought you were having a great time.
I just will you give me another chance?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Oh and it's a dinner we pay for, by the way.

Speaker 15 (50:26):
Honestly, I don't even know it's the day right now.
This it's it's just a very strange thing to happen here.
I mean, it's all of it. Really. Yeah, I'm sorry,
I'm gonna have to say no, Are you serious? Yeah,

(50:48):
it just sounds like an excuse to me, Like I
think you're probably dating other guys. You know, I'm not
going to start off for a relationship questioning something like that.
I mean, you're just kind of like calling the other
names like it's John. It's just it's just I'm on set,
you know, if you're next day, if you might want

(51:09):
to bring some name tags with you or something.

Speaker 10 (51:11):
Like, you gotta get Okay, Well, now you're just being rude.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Okay, Well we'll just leave it at that. So I
guess all right, so we'll put you down for dinner. No,
I'm kidding. We won't thank you both for your time.
I appreciate you.

Speaker 10 (51:25):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Well, dang it, Oh yes, that sucks. Well do what
are you supposed to do? I mean somebody doesn't know
your name?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Yeah, I mean yeah, John is such an easy name, right,
is it?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Three letter?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
There's Derek, there's Mark there.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
He was right, maybe.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Drinking water, mad of moonshine, got the burner with a
little line, parking back in the little cuntry phones.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
I was never bit of that boy. Was mine too young?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
And no loves. We were hurting on the sleep buss.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
There's never nothing like the first time. And mine's always
going to taste.

Speaker 11 (52:39):
Water Medal moon Shine, Water Living moon Shine.

Speaker 14 (52:54):
New Country Number one for New Country and the best variety.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Hey one O, the sign and.

Speaker 12 (53:09):
The window, super cellar tree on the last remaining dinosaur Detroit,
May seven hundred dollars was a heck of a deal.

Speaker 11 (53:19):
Four four one hundred horse powers you box on.

Speaker 12 (53:22):
It was from that road road sound like welcome mat home,
nowhere go, but it beats where we're at. We only
said someday, somehow we're gonna get away, gone float this time?

Speaker 10 (53:39):
What about now?

Speaker 8 (53:41):
How about the night maybe for once? Ba's done thing twice.
Let's say that's been then, never been said. We've been
talking about it?

Speaker 13 (53:54):
What about it now?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Why should we wait?

Speaker 12 (53:58):
We can chase the street down the interstand and be
long gone for the world moods on and make some
other around.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
What about now?

Speaker 8 (54:16):
We've been putting this song baby long enough.

Speaker 12 (54:20):
Just give me the word and we'll be kicking up dust.
We both know it's just a matter of time till
our hearts started racing for that county lie?

Speaker 10 (54:33):
What about now?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
How about night baby?

Speaker 8 (54:37):
For once? Nest don't think twice?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Let's take fasting.

Speaker 12 (54:43):
That ever friend said, we've been talking about?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
What about now? Why should we wait?

Speaker 8 (54:52):
We can change these drings down the interview and.

Speaker 12 (54:56):
Be lost, go for the world moods on and makes around.

Speaker 11 (55:08):
We can hang around this town forever bake in pain,
but they won't ever be a better time. Take this check?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
What about now? How about nine?

Speaker 12 (55:27):
Baby who wants Let's don't thanks Twins?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Listen, that's love Star?

Speaker 13 (55:35):
What about now?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
One about two point one? Came two? It's Chris Kaya
and Sam Chris Carr in comedy doing an hour and
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Speaker 4 (55:52):
Well, Carrie under One is catching a little bit of
heat this morning on Twitter.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
She was spotted at a Sunday night football game and
the commentator said this mentioned.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
All the stars in the house stning flood to carry Underwood,
who sings the Sunday night football anthem last eleven years.
First time she's been at a Sunday night football game.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Do Mighty Turrico? Is that? Like that? One of the
nicest guys on the planet and such a professional. It's like,
oh you don't. You don't say that.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Well, we'll see that.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
He's outing her people into earth, saying I feel doped
and they're not happy about it.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I want everyone to know that I'm here every day.
By the way, nothing that really matters.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Who were you?

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Tim McGrath took the stage at our iHeart Radio Music Festival,
knocking it out of the park. But before he did,
our iHeartMedia team got a chance to ask him who
do you always listen to?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I like listening to.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
Prince a lot, and then Eagles are always on my
go yeah, and then George Raitmel Haggard, you know, and
then always the Keith Whitley. I mean, I'll put Keith
Whitley on anytime.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Did anybody tell Tim the three of those guys sadly passed.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
It's a horrible they dead.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
I mean Princess, you.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Know, don't tell him, it'll make so sad.

Speaker 15 (56:57):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
He lives in our hearts print rights very very cool.

Speaker 12 (57:00):
No, it was.

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