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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fall.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We are going to get to some secret show tickets
after we wrap this up.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
But first, Courtney and Dylan from Waconia are playing bets
that she said, thanks to our friends at Minnesota Rusco.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
They've been married for thirteen years, they have three kids.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We're going to ask them some questions, not a lot,
just if you, but we want to know how different
their answers are going to be.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
And usually this is hilarious because it's very rare.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
He answers the matchup, no matter how long anybody has
been together.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
So we've got Courtney up first.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Courtney el said, yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, Courtney, which of your kids is most like Dylan,
our youngest one.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Noah, he's like chaos, just like a dad.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh that faint's a nice picture.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Yeah, that's that's the man.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Courtney.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
What's one thing that you swore you'd never do as
a mom book, Maybe you do it now?
Speaker 7 (00:52):
Oh okay, Oh god, Mick my son in a public
place to wipe something off of my kids saying that
would never be me.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
But it is good for you. No, I mean, listen, listen.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
When it's my germs and my kids stays, it's not
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, and you're kind then the monkey bars that you
were touching earlier too, or whatever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, Now is there a meal? Is there a meal
that your kids do not like?
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Okay, yeah, Dylan's spaghetti surprise because it is literally just
noodles and ketchup and he loves it and I love him, but.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I hate it already.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You know. That's like like like impersonating spaghetti and you
eat it.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Two more questions, Courtney of yours.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
When people use the decorative towels in the bathroom, like,
I get it, you want to dry your hands, but
that one is clearly like this elegant, embroidered thing, it's
basically a curtain.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Why are you dritting your hands on it?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
There's other towels like that.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Question.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Now, when you're mad at Dylan, how does he kind
of get you to talk to him?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah? He tries to worm his way back yet a
little bit.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah, okay, he does this all the time.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Oh right, I mean I figured it out, so I
think maybe he doesn't do it as much. But he
he would tighten the lid on any jar that he
knew I needed to open that way, I would have
to come get him to open it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I did not expect that in the slightest That is
so manipulatively.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Awesome, slightly diabolical.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
All right, it's evil, but I kind of respect it.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
But it makes me matter.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He tried to get you to need him again. That's
the only way to do it, right, So let's do
this and we'll see how he does. Okay, Hey, all right,
if you two already, Courtney, Dylan, let's go. All right, Dylan,
same questions go to you that we just had with
your bride. Courtney, which of your kids is most like you?
Speaker 8 (03:14):
That would have to be our youngest one? He is
my mini me?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Is that what she said? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Theah, the youngest one is that?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Noah?
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yes, yes, very good? All right, that point right out
of the gates. There you go. Actually, I think I
think she called him total chaos. Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
What is one thing that Courtney said she'd never do
as a mom, but no, she kind of does do it.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
Never do as a mom. It's got to be saying
because I said so. She said it, and then immediately
it's like, oh man, I sound like my mom.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh she said because I said, so, mom, that's not
what she said.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, the radio you Courtney said that it was like
licking her thumb to wipe off the kids faces.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh yeah, be tougher for him to know.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Probably, Yeah, that's kind of specific.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Question number three of five, Dylan, is there a meal
that your kids do not like? You should know this? Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:20):
Oh oh yeah, we had it last week? Actually, my
mystery meat loaf.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, no, that is not what she said. No, come on, really, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Has so many wonderful qualities, but general cooking is not
one of them.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Money, it's spaghetti. Surprise, it's not a surprise.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I'm gonna tack up.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
No, I'm kind of.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I don't know. I don't want to know what's in
the mystery meat.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
All I know is this man is a complete injustice
to pasta, putting it making it look like spaghetti.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Your kids are never gonna eat spaghetti again, all right?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Questions Dylan, what what is a pet peeve of Courtney's.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
A pet peeve? Yeah, it's when I use those towels
that hang in the bathroom. For some reason, they're you know,
there's some towels she doesn't want us to use because
there are special towels, I guess. I mean there are
towels and they're in the bathroom, so of course I'm
going to use them.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yes, yes, right, yeah, that's what she said.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Let me just try to take you.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
There's the hand towel that's right next to the sink.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
It is one color. It is right next to the sink.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Walking distance away.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Is something with a beautiful bird on it?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Which one do you try?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You? Do you guys have like an app for your
house of rules or something to follow likethroom?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Now, bathroom rule, can't use a certain towel. Okay, I'm
glad you got it right though.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
No, that was impressive.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Now let's get you over five hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Last question, Dylan, when Courtney's mad at you, what's the
best way to kind of get her to talk to
you again?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You you should know this because you do know that's easy, easy, easy.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
So so she loves pickles, right, and uh so when
she's mad at me, what I'll do is I'll tighten
the pickle jar lid. I saw this on social media,
and I try to, you know, forces her to ask
me to open it. Uh, you know, and I keep
keep doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It don't work, dude, that's what she said. Totally.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Yeah, I caught you.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
You have to change it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, now you have to come up with something new.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Oh great.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Hey three out of five for the happy couple. Thank you.
Speaker 8 (06:36):
That's thanks.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I sound good.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
If you want to be on that that she.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Said, send us a message to the Chris carry Facebook
page or Instagram and will make it happen.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm gonna have to try that sometimes when stuff's mad
at me or something. I don't know either, stuff I
can't get my pants off.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Maybe that will work.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
What might as well give her a shot