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(00:00):
It's a it's a matter of whattype of person will watch this, and
our predictions, by the way,as too how long it will last?
In this episode up, I tellyou what we talked about it earlier this
week. Is it called Golden Bachelor? Yeah? Is that the show?
Yeah, Golden Bachelor. It isthe New Bachelor's spinoff for senior citizens,
is what they're so how I picturethis. I feel that they're going to
(00:23):
try to make the show as muchlike the original show as they can,
except with older people. Of course, that's what frightens me about the show.
Why have you but you haven't rememberI don't really watch and watched a
whole episode, so I guess itdoesn't frighten me because I'm probably not gonna
watch. So I checked that backus. I was forced to watch unless it
pops on the TV. You gotto watch out of curiosity. Yeah,
(00:44):
I'm excited. I'll hear about itand everything, Yeah, sadly, and
I'll see stuff because I'm always doingresearch online and everything true, and I
just don't want to see old peoplein bathing suits were even worse out of
bathing suits in hot tubs. They'redoing what they do on the normal show.
(01:06):
They don't do they kiss and thenthey're in their private suite room for
the night. Than night, theydon't just kiss. There's not Oh yeah,
sometimes there's grab there's grabby, grabbydude. Oh my god, I
guess it's been years and I knowthere's grabby grabby because again, I read
so much every day about what.I'll read a line of like what happened
(01:29):
on the Bachelor last night? Okay, right, and then it's like and
I also know a lot of peoplethat are into that. They're gonna watch
that, and I think the daysof the hard recap of that is over.
I think that Dumb's radio down.We have more to talk about than
just what was on TV last night. Yes, now, I think there's
it's. It does come into playa lot because there's a lot of stuff
that people talk about. So there'sa place. But to dwell isn't my
(01:53):
thing, and I'm sure to wantto dwell on looking at a bunch of
old prunes in a hot they're alreadypruny they get in the hotel, and
then they're prunier. They're gonna begetting it on. And who wants to
watch Grandma and grandpa you know,doing the doing the dirty in the hotel.
I'm so curious what the actual agerange will be because they in the
description says senior citizens. That's sixtyfive plus, right, I would think
(02:17):
so, but no, But Imean, I would be almost more interested
in seeing people that are kind ofin that middle age time where it is
really hard for them to date.Maybe they've been married now divorced, maybe
they have kids, Maybe they likearen't true senior citizens, but they're kind
of in that because there's a stagein life where I think that it's just
hard for people to meet people.It might actually kind of raise awareness for
(02:38):
that and be a productive program tokind of focus on that. Forty five
to fifty five words words words,words they're gonna do octagenarians, No,
they're gonna make this show happen.You gotta get it. Get up there,
dud. If it's golden those aregolden years. Golden years is in
golmen years? Is eighty something thatthose are your or seventies, right,
(03:00):
sixties? Golden years? Now?I don't think so. Don't you push
everything back because isn't the modern dayforty twenty or something or the modern day
fifty thirty that kind of stuff.I don't know. I want to see
the middle aged bachelor's creepy about thatas a fifty year old day in the
thirty year old. If the modernday fifty year olds a thirty year old,
that means the modern day thirty yearolds a ten year old. Really,
(03:22):
girls, you know what I mean. It's not saying with the golden
years here, but I think aboutmy mom. My mom is in her
seventies, those are those are goldenyears. So let's say that your mother
seventy one, seventy four, seventyfour. I think that's golden years.
So let's say yeah, So let'ssay that my dad passed away, and
then my mom is alone. She'sretired, so she's not meeting any people.
She's not a drinker, so shedoesn't go out to the bar.
I want your mom on the Bachelor, if she's going to go and find
(03:44):
love and have some adventures. Theother thing two it's all faked. Yes,
it's all fake, but it's Here'swhat I like about it is that
I know in the older generations theydon't have time for bullshit like the younger
ones. The other girl are onthere. They want to up their instagrams.
They don't know how to form asentence. They all they want to
do is win. And I thinkin the olden years, you don't have
(04:08):
time for the games. You don'thave time for that because you're gonna die
and you're falling asleep. Mom's gonnajust keel over and like everybody else.
I mean, they get up thereand that you know, they get the
reason they don't play the games becauseyou know they're knocking on the door and
they're gonna they get a nap time. But you know what I mean,
there's you've been freaking naps. Youcan be watching the Bachelor. Golden Bachelor
(04:29):
is to be people fall asleep andtwo in the afternoon, people falling asleep
in the soup. You're gonna haveto feed them at four or four thirty
in the afternoon, you know whatI mean, like bed time six thirty.
You guys trying to go home,kay, gLing, let's go to
bed. I wonder if you're goingto have them all stay in the Bachelor
mansion because i've heard it. Imean it's it's very uncomfortable because it's actually
not that big and they have likethirty people that live in it at one
(04:54):
time. The mansion, it's Idon't think it's even air conditioned. What
because they make Reminster crazy so theydrink more in southern California. It's in
California, I don't remember which area, but they don't have ac apparently,
well I don't. California is apretty respectable, nice climate most of the
time, depending on where it is, you know, but that would be
(05:15):
that sounds miserable, especially if it'stight and yeah, it's tight quarters.
That's a nursing home. Nursing home, do they need a staff to take
care of They're gonna get staff ifthey stay in there too long. Ambulance
is standing by. I even thinkabout my grandma before she passed away,
when she didn't date anyone in atub right now, the g string on
(05:41):
there, you know, wearing's appropriateswimsuits correct the show because she's Grandma's Greek.
Grandma's gonna wearing a thawing No,No, it was so lonely.
I would have loved to have puther on this show to get a little
bit of attention that she would havewashing us and died to have because she
died. But do you know whatI mean? Well, she's enjoying it
now, right, I just thinkand it's so cute, like when she
(06:03):
would say, like, oh,a cute doctor came in today, Like
she would tell it like it is, and she didn't hold back when she
likes, so will be funny andall that. Yeah, just the visuals,
we're going to be a little willOkay, let me change your bed,
panmac change. I don't think they'renot gonna do it. They're not
gonna put something on TV that makespeople uncomfortable and like a bunch of TV
(06:25):
not like that kind of uncomfortable atall. What what come over here at
its time for your diaper? Likethat? Yeah? Didn't they have a
bath around that ended up being gay? But he tried to win the hearts
of women. He just got married. Okay, well I'm happy for him,
but like so, I mean,TV will do anything. He was
(06:46):
confused, clearly, Okay, I'mconfused. Didn't they have Chase Rice singing
to a girl that he had datedbut he didn't tell her? Yes,
that is drama. It's not fakethey okay, no, no, no,
that part. Yes, they producersdid set that up to cause drama.
I'm not saying that it's I'm sayingthat you're sitting to say it's all
fake. It's all scripted, likethe producers put these people into these positions
(07:12):
and then it causes drama. They'renot all paid actors. We have people
in the business that we know verywell that work on these shows and how
fake they are. They're mentally fake. They're given lines a lot of time.
I mean, it's just random withrain to make it look like the
house, to make it look likeit had just rained. Well, yeah,
because it makes everything all shimmery andit doesn't rain there, It just
(07:34):
doesn't rain a lot there. Yeah. I just think I think that like
them when people say it's like fullyfake, like, yes, I think
they probably feed them lines because we'veseen how things are filmed, and yeah
that maybe that happens working media,we know. Yeah, but I think
that what you have here is youhave a bunch of dramatic people, because
(07:54):
when they're screening for people for this, they want the dramatic ones. You
put in a bunch of dramatic peopleand then you give them a ton of
unlimited alcohol, and then you givethem one person who they're all trying to
date, and of course they're gonnago crazy and you're gonna get drama,
of course, like and then youhave producers whose job it is to cause
(08:15):
drama. Drama gonna be somebody's sleppingin the bathtub. No one's gonna get
hurt on this show, not thatwe would see. I bet we would.
Though there's how many times the ambulancegoing to pull up on this one?
They always have an ambulance parked andready because ye well now but thirty
of them, yea a fleet.Hey watch, if you will let us
(08:35):
know your thoughts, I'm sure it'llbe all over social we'll have When does
it start the fall of twenty twentythree? Oh, we have to wait
that long. That's fall. Well, that's when, that's when it starts.
That's that's bachelor time they're feeling.I didn't know. Yeah, So
they like put out, They putout the UM. I think them officially
announcing it is also a way forthem to get people to try to apply.
(08:56):
So people are like beauty is whenthey seclude people and all that stuff,
and they have to hold the information, you know, and they have
to embargo all the stuff, andthey don't allow any information to come out.
They won't have to do that thistime because the people forget anyway.
They won't even know who want whogot off the show. They don't even
know they were on the show.Great awful, I know it is,
(09:22):
and I apologize. I'm not.It's just it's just what are we doing?
Oh, this is going to beelderly abuse the way that you frame
it. They know I'm not doingyet. I feel for these people.
But thanks for listening to this episodeof I Tell You What, and please
if you would, rate, review, download, and subscribe to
It's a it's a matter of whattype of person will watch this, and
our predictions, by the way,as too how long it will last?
In this episode up, I tellyou what we talked about it earlier this
week. Is it called Golden Bachelor? Yeah? Is that the show?
Yeah, Golden Bachelor. It isthe New Bachelor's spinoff for senior citizens,
is what they're so how I picturethis. I feel that they're going to
(00:23):
try to make the show as muchlike the original show as they can,
except with older people. Of course, that's what frightens me about the show.
Why have you but you haven't rememberI don't really watch and watched a
whole episode, so I guess itdoesn't frighten me because I'm probably not gonna
watch. So I checked that backus. I was forced to watch unless it
pops on the TV. You gotto watch out of curiosity. Yeah,
(00:44):
I'm excited. I'll hear about itand everything, Yeah, sadly, and
I'll see stuff because I'm always doingresearch online and everything true, and I
just don't want to see old peoplein bathing suits were even worse out of
bathing suits in hot tubs. They'redoing what they do on the normal show.
(01:06):
They don't do they kiss and thenthey're in their private suite room for
the night. Than night, theydon't just kiss. There's not Oh yeah,
sometimes there's grab there's grabby, grabbydude. Oh my god, I
guess it's been years and I knowthere's grabby grabby because again, I read
so much every day about what.I'll read a line of like what happened
(01:29):
on the Bachelor last night? Okay, right, and then it's like and
I also know a lot of peoplethat are into that. They're gonna watch
that, and I think the daysof the hard recap of that is over.
I think that Dumb's radio down.We have more to talk about than
just what was on TV last night. Yes, now, I think there's
it's. It does come into playa lot because there's a lot of stuff
that people talk about. So there'sa place. But to dwell isn't my
(01:53):
thing, and I'm sure to wantto dwell on looking at a bunch of
old prunes in a hot they're alreadypruny they get in the hotel, and
then they're prunier. They're gonna begetting it on. And who wants to
watch Grandma and grandpa you know,doing the doing the dirty in the hotel.
I'm so curious what the actual agerange will be because they in the
description says senior citizens. That's sixtyfive plus, right, I would think
(02:17):
so, but no, But Imean, I would be almost more interested
in seeing people that are kind ofin that middle age time where it is
really hard for them to date.Maybe they've been married now divorced, maybe
they have kids, Maybe they likearen't true senior citizens, but they're kind
of in that because there's a stagein life where I think that it's just
hard for people to meet people.It might actually kind of raise awareness for
(02:38):
that and be a productive program tokind of focus on that. Forty five
to fifty five words words words,words they're gonna do octagenarians, No,
they're gonna make this show happen.You gotta get it. Get up there,
dud. If it's golden those aregolden years. Golden years is in
golmen years? Is eighty something thatthose are your or seventies, right,
(03:00):
sixties? Golden years? Now?I don't think so. Don't you push
everything back because isn't the modern dayforty twenty or something or the modern day
fifty thirty that kind of stuff.I don't know. I want to see
the middle aged bachelor's creepy about thatas a fifty year old day in the
thirty year old. If the modernday fifty year olds a thirty year old,
that means the modern day thirty yearolds a ten year old. Really,
(03:22):
girls, you know what I mean. It's not saying with the golden
years here, but I think aboutmy mom. My mom is in her
seventies, those are those are goldenyears. So let's say that your mother
seventy one, seventy four, seventyfour. I think that's golden years.
So let's say yeah, So let'ssay that my dad passed away, and
then my mom is alone. She'sretired, so she's not meeting any people.
She's not a drinker, so shedoesn't go out to the bar.
I want your mom on the Bachelor, if she's going to go and find
(03:44):
love and have some adventures. Theother thing two it's all faked. Yes,
it's all fake, but it's Here'swhat I like about it is that
I know in the older generations theydon't have time for bullshit like the younger
ones. The other girl are onthere. They want to up their instagrams.
They don't know how to form asentence. They all they want to
do is win. And I thinkin the olden years, you don't have
(04:08):
time for the games. You don'thave time for that because you're gonna die
and you're falling asleep. Mom's gonnajust keel over and like everybody else.
I mean, they get up thereand that you know, they get the
reason they don't play the games becauseyou know they're knocking on the door and
they're gonna they get a nap time. But you know what I mean,
there's you've been freaking naps. Youcan be watching the Bachelor. Golden Bachelor
(04:29):
is to be people fall asleep andtwo in the afternoon, people falling asleep
in the soup. You're gonna haveto feed them at four or four thirty
in the afternoon, you know whatI mean, like bed time six thirty.
You guys trying to go home,kay, gLing, let's go to
bed. I wonder if you're goingto have them all stay in the Bachelor
mansion because i've heard it. Imean it's it's very uncomfortable because it's actually
not that big and they have likethirty people that live in it at one
(04:54):
time. The mansion, it's Idon't think it's even air conditioned. What
because they make Reminster crazy so theydrink more in southern California. It's in
California, I don't remember which area, but they don't have ac apparently,
well I don't. California is apretty respectable, nice climate most of the
time, depending on where it is, you know, but that would be
(05:15):
that sounds miserable, especially if it'stight and yeah, it's tight quarters.
That's a nursing home. Nursing home, do they need a staff to take
care of They're gonna get staff ifthey stay in there too long. Ambulance
is standing by. I even thinkabout my grandma before she passed away,
when she didn't date anyone in atub right now, the g string on
(05:41):
there, you know, wearing's appropriateswimsuits correct the show because she's Grandma's Greek.
Grandma's gonna wearing a thawing No,No, it was so lonely.
I would have loved to have puther on this show to get a little
bit of attention that she would havewashing us and died to have because she
died. But do you know whatI mean? Well, she's enjoying it
now, right, I just thinkand it's so cute, like when she
(06:03):
would say, like, oh,a cute doctor came in today, Like
she would tell it like it is, and she didn't hold back when she
likes, so will be funny andall that. Yeah, just the visuals,
we're going to be a little willOkay, let me change your bed,
panmac change. I don't think they'renot gonna do it. They're not
gonna put something on TV that makespeople uncomfortable and like a bunch of TV
(06:25):
not like that kind of uncomfortable atall. What what come over here at
its time for your diaper? Likethat? Yeah? Didn't they have a
bath around that ended up being gay? But he tried to win the hearts
of women. He just got married. Okay, well I'm happy for him,
but like so, I mean,TV will do anything. He was
(06:46):
confused, clearly, Okay, I'mconfused. Didn't they have Chase Rice singing
to a girl that he had datedbut he didn't tell her? Yes,
that is drama. It's not fakethey okay, no, no, no,
that part. Yes, they producersdid set that up to cause drama.
I'm not saying that it's I'm sayingthat you're sitting to say it's all
fake. It's all scripted, likethe producers put these people into these positions
(07:12):
and then it causes drama. They'renot all paid actors. We have people
in the business that we know verywell that work on these shows and how
fake they are. They're mentally fake. They're given lines a lot of time.
I mean, it's just random withrain to make it look like the
house, to make it look likeit had just rained. Well, yeah,
because it makes everything all shimmery andit doesn't rain there, It just
(07:34):
doesn't rain a lot there. Yeah. I just think I think that like
them when people say it's like fullyfake, like, yes, I think
they probably feed them lines because we'veseen how things are filmed, and yeah
that maybe that happens working media,we know. Yeah, but I think
that what you have here is youhave a bunch of dramatic people, because
(07:54):
when they're screening for people for this, they want the dramatic ones. You
put in a bunch of dramatic peopleand then you give them a ton of
unlimited alcohol, and then you givethem one person who they're all trying to
date, and of course they're gonnago crazy and you're gonna get drama,
of course, like and then youhave producers whose job it is to cause
(08:15):
drama. Drama gonna be somebody's sleppingin the bathtub. No one's gonna get
hurt on this show, not thatwe would see. I bet we would.
Though there's how many times the ambulancegoing to pull up on this one?
They always have an ambulance parked andready because ye well now but thirty
of them, yea a fleet.Hey watch, if you will let us
(08:35):
know your thoughts, I'm sure it'llbe all over social we'll have When does
it start the fall of twenty twentythree? Oh, we have to wait
that long. That's fall. Well, that's when, that's when it starts.
That's that's bachelor time they're feeling.I didn't know. Yeah, So
they like put out, They putout the UM. I think them officially
announcing it is also a way forthem to get people to try to apply.
(08:56):
So people are like beauty is whenthey seclude people and all that stuff,
and they have to hold the information, you know, and they have
to embargo all the stuff, andthey don't allow any information to come out.
They won't have to do that thistime because the people forget anyway.
They won't even know who want whogot off the show. They don't even
know they were on the show.Great awful, I know it is,
(09:22):
and I apologize. I'm not.It's just it's just what are we doing?
Oh, this is going to beelderly abuse the way that you frame
it. They know I'm not doingyet. I feel for these people.
But thanks for listening to this episodeof I Tell You What, and please
if you would, rate, review, download, and subscribe to
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