Cracking The Girl Code

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Episode Transcript

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All right, here we gil morefrivolous entertainment to rattle through your brain if
you will on this episode. Up, I tell you what is there such
thing? Yes or no? Asgirl code? Yes? All right,
share it with me. I'm havingsuch a DejaVu moment. Have a similar
conversation that was being fake girls right, This is way different. This is

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girl's skilled the girl I'm sorry.Girl code the unspoken set of rules that
women follow when they're interacting. So, for example, other women, even
if I despise you as a humana girl, but you asked me for
a tampon, I will give youone because it's girl code. Yeah,
I will always help you. Yeah, even if it's a complete nutter stranger
who I've never spoken to. Whenthey come up to me and ask me

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for one girl code, I willalways give you one. Next, girl
code, you do not date someonethat your girlfriend has dated. Girl code.
You will also always take the girlfriend'sside if they break up. Girl
code. Well, I think thatHi, nubs, your doubs, come
on, I would say that thatis sorry. If they have something in

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their teeth, you're always helping outwhat that kind of stuff or toilet paper
on their shoe. It doesn't matterif they're stranger's girl code. We were
interviewing somebody I remember once and itwas with a female co host and I
was trying to help the female cohost. She had lipstick on her teeth,
I mean a big stretch of itthat happens, and it wasn't you
sorry about it? And I'm like, you're like dude, you know and

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she's like what. I'm like,I'm trying to be like subtle about it.
I mean a point, It's like, what what are you doing with
the month. I'm like, youhave lipstick all over your teeth? And
it was like Timber Girls sitting therelike tim knows that I know it.
Let's just get this. I can'tbelieve you embarrassment, Like well, I
tried to subtlely tell you what doyou want to write it down? Because

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I couldn't write it down. Ididn't have anything to write it down.
You had lipstick on your teeth.And now you know what you're not good
at, like miming things or lipreading things or anything, because you know
what, Okay, go ahead,pick on the mouth deficiency. I have
a small mouth. Anything to dowith it? Do you know what you
did to me one times about therewas a guy. There's a sales guy

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that came in here, good lookingchap and I had a cold that day
and I had been sniffling and blowingmy nose, and Chris made the symbol
like something was hanging from my noseand or like something was going on.
So every time that this guy lookedat me, this poor sales guy to
talk to me face to face,I turned my head and was like trying

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to hide my nose because I neededa private moment with my nose and myself.
Did you say something to him?No, No, I just kept
turning my head and I was like, oh, sorry, like trying to
cover it up. Come to findnothing was wrong. Everything was fine,
nothing was dangling. Chris just madethen. But for twenty minutes or half
an hour, she was in hereto turn her nose the other way,
and I like, it's the othernostri text you something. I probably looked

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like I wanted zero contact with thisperson. You should have said, hey,
can you excuse me for a second, I think I have something in
my nose, or hey, excuseme, I'm gonna blow those people last
two weeks anyway, it's like whocares, Yeah, you's here anymore.
But it was one of those likeI thought Chris was really trying to help
me. Na. What else ison Girl Code did I miss? If

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you see someone hating on themselves,like really being mean to themselves, you're
supposed to lift them up. Youshould do that with anybody, a man
or a woman. If someone's reallydown and they just need something from supposed
to never leave them alone at aparty. Agreed. Yeah, I think
that's that's that's just anybody the buddysystem safety. Yeah, well, sure

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you arrived with two girlfriends, youbring home two girlfriends. Some of this
stuff is very basic. I mean, like if a woman seems I'm comfortable,
uncomfortable or as being approached by acreepy guy, she says, we're
instant besties. Yes, but Iwould step in there. I can detect
that. But I think I thinkthey're about strangers. Like if you see
it at a bar kind of thing, do you go up and like interrupt

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an argument or anything like that?But I think girl Code you kind of
or at least when you see himin the bathroom, you're like, hey,
are you okay? You know what'suplift women in the bathroom. What
does that mean? That's actually kindof like because there's the women are in
there like at a bar, puttingon makeup or playing with their hair.
They're fidgeting with their gay girl,you're killing it. You're not killing it.

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If they're not killing it, thendon't make eye contact and walks fast.
Oh so like act like you havea bugger hanging from your nose.
Yes, there's nothing better than arandom compliment for somebody. You don't have
to give a disingenuous compliment. Butit's one of those things where if you
think someone looks cute, tell themthey look cute. Yes, Uh,

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reach out when you see a womanwho was overwhelmed and anyway, it's always
good to invite good karma back toyou. That's what you supposed you see.
No, No, I'm just I'mjust I'm going through it as I
as I do it. You know, um, don't Yeah, don't date
your best friends X. Guys don'tcare. They just don't. It's not

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there's no bro code. There isa broad code, but it depends out
how much you had to drink.It's just like, oh boy, I
like him all by getting then acouple more, and then a couple more,
and it's like, hey, Ithought it was more for guys,
the lengths, it just becomes adifferent thing, and you have to fight

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the the booze that you put inyour body and the effect that it has
on you. You know what Imean. No, yeah, you do.
Booze affects everybody kind of the sameway. Um, there's there's mom
codes too. If you have ababy crying in your hands are full,
somebody said hand me the baby,It's like, no, no, I

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think you can. You can pickup the stuff that's spilled or whatever is
adding momentum to the to the issue, you know, yeah, or I've
done before where if you see likethis mom struggling a kid is having a
temper tantrum or something, you canwalk by and be like, hey,
you're doing a good job, likeI've done that before, because yeah,

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but it looks like they look youknow, I don't think moms they do
panic. They're like, oh god, I know I'm causing a stir.
I know that everybody's looking at me. So sometimes it's nice to be like
hey, we get it, sure, or you know, they just if
you just act like nothing's going on, because then she knows that you're a
parent and you've been through this before, you know, without addressing anything and

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just moving on. You know,I guess I've done what you said.
I've been in in like target ordoctor's offices and that kind of stuff.
And people are more worried about otherpeople reacting to their child being an a
hole, you know. Yeah,And I'm not now babies that's a different
deal. But sometimes kids get thesame thing. Man. They get up
and no matter what the age,they can get a little smart talk back

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to the parents or whatever, andand uh, you just gotta let them
know you're cool with it. AndI usually say I've got kids too.
Yeah, even though my kids areperfect and obviously yours aren't, I do
have children we never had. Wedidn't, I'll be honest, though I
didn't. I want to give creditto my kids. We didn't have a
lot of issues like that. They'restill very still saying, well, just

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they're just good. I mean,we have really good kids. Oh you
do you do nothing I did,man, I don't think it's they just
they just grew up really good.They're just great. They are they are
They're great kids. They're respectful ofother people and they don't say stupid things
around other people they at home alone. Oh yeah, but not I can
record some of the stuff. Yourkids are very respectful, thank you.

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They are good kids. So there'ssome stuff on girl codes. Brod codes
exist, Like I said, onlyfor so long that what's an example bro
code? Well, I mean,typically you don't want to date one of
your bros girls, you know whatI mean? And then you made you
ask. I guess at least you'dask because you may want to. Actually

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you'd want to, but you don't, and then I really want to,
then you'd ask. Okay, sohey, you guys have been done for
a while, you know. Andthen typically that other guy will say no,
and then you know, you wanderoff do something. Don't ever tell
him nothing ever, if he doesn'texpect you to say anything, it just
act like nothing happened. Okay,if that were to happen, it's a

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great code. That's we don't reallyhave. We don't come with a big
set of rules bros. Before hoshomie, see, we don't date Hosky.
Well covered. I don't like theterminology. Thanks for listening this episode
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