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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You Is this real? No? No,
what's going on? There's the thing? The thing is flashing.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, it's a scheduled fire alarm test. But the funny
thing is, why do they tell you that I have
been Well? They did. They sent an email yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
He did?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
He did, probably to open it. So Chris, but what
But can I ask real quick? Oh, I know what
you're going to say, The sprinklers will go on or something. Right,
if it was real, when the sprinklers go on, I
don't think the board have sprinklers.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh my gosh, they do.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, get the board, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Should we test off the sprinklers?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They are right now. I don't know if they're testing
the sprinklers, but they're but they're so My question is,
is for a real fire alarm or like a fire drill.
If that's what it is, why would you tell anybody?
Wouldn't you see if people get it?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Not if they're just testing the equipment.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, did it say that in the email? We're just
testing the equipment. They said, you don't need to leave
the building.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, you should try reading your emails sometimes what you know,
I just I if it's not a fire drill where
you have to all.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Because there was a real deal here. Once there was
a real issue, once natural gas or something were you here.
Remember Jeff Tyler was coming around. He was telling everybody
get out, and I'm like, hold on, I got one
more break. No, you gotta go now. I'm like, no,
I got one more break. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I don't think that we left our studio for that.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We did. Yeah, we were all forced to go out.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Talking about me. So we were over on Katy. Okay,
I don't think we went outside. I have worked.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Can I ask, can I just say, though, honestly, nobody
knew you guys were even over there.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's so rudely.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
There's you said it yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You just said that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I know I've said that. I'm saying in the you
have said, You're like, you know what, we kind of
did our own thing over there. Nobody even really knew
we were there on that. Yeah, it was to the wildest.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I did not say nobody knew we were there.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I just said we just didn't Sean Hannity's in the
building or Rush Limbaugh was in the building.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It at the time, I just said, everybody left us alone.
But listen, I have worked here since I was nineteen
years old. It's been ten years since I started working there.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
There was an actual fire.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I have never. I only know where the stairs are
because you showed me.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I have never like the who's either that you're on
vacation or not here that day it was doing the
anthing out in the hall way.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I do see if it's doing it in the I
remember Jeff Tyler, our boss at the time, walking around
and telling people to leave and oh, there is an
alarm going on out there.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Turn the music the music down.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I don't think you can pick it up on the microphone.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hear that. Listen, I have your attention. The next purge
is starting. It sounds like it sounds it sounds like
an airport.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, for once, our doors are soundproof. That's amazing. Normally
we can hear every roars, rap, rockety row rocking around with.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The sand Severe party please meet their guest at gate four. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't know if if anybody could hear that over
the microphone. Maybe they couldn't. I don't know, but you
might have been able to sort of hear it. And uh,
I don't. I remember Jeff Tyler, our boss the time,
walking around and.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Telling us to leave, get outside.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I don't think that we did though, Like on kat Okay,
I don't think we did because we're a little bit
more like we're a little bit more you know, libertarian
over there.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Show you what you don't you don't fear fire? Okay,
I don't know. I still I didn't buy it. I'm like,
I was even arguing with Jeff in the hallway. Our
general Manners's like, get out of the building. I'm like,
I'm gonna. I'm just thinking to cut a couple of
breaks here.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You can't tell.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He goes, no, you gotta go now. I'm like, this
is BS. It's not a real fire. I don't think
it never is. It's never a real fire. So that's
how I was asking, this thing going off right now?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah if it was real?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, I'm so screwed if there's ever a real fire.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh totally anyone, Yeah, anyone that's on air is totally
screwed because they basically tell us to just ignore it.
So he even when there are drills, we're trained, Yeah, yeah,
we're totally desensitized. The boy who called cried wolf kind
of thing.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We go down with the station. Yeah, gone right, that's right,
like the Titanic, babe, exactly. I'll start playing the music
we can't like if there's a fire outside here, we
can't even get out.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, we're like fire in the room.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
How many floors up and fifty or something like yeah
and fifty. Yeah, I mean we're we're up so many floors.
I mean, we're just we're screwed anyway. So just sit
in here and go down with the shift. What my
last break could be like?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It'd probably be something.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I mean, I could be playing like fire songs, you know,
I'd be playing songs that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What would be the best song going?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You set my world on fire? You set my studio
on fire. Yeah, I had I'd had doves kick out
a quick AI song. Chris, we left him behind. Yeah,
there's a lot of good things, a lot of good
material we could get out of that. If I die
(05:02):
on the fire, please don't die. I'll send you guys out.
I'd be the hero. I'd totally martyr this thing.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh you too, You totally would. You'd want everybody to
just remember Chris Carr. You'd rather die with the ship
the hero. Yeah, just so that nothing l I'll tell
you a story. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
There's actually he goes down as the stupidest guy in
the history of radio.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, I don't know. There was some like microwave fire
on the fourth floor and he just decided this is
the end. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, I'd be sitting in here with the fire extinguisher.
The only thing I would do with it is just
throw it at the fire.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
All right, how about how about you don't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Let's no, no, I'm not planning on it.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And listen, fires are no joke. You should evacuate if
there is truly a fire.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
What are you doing? I'm doing the PC before God
you think people know if there's a fire.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I feel like fires are hot.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
People are going to get that out.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I feel like I need to do some kind of
PC thing because I get so many complaints for things
that I say to our boss. You say to your boss, No,
I think our boss gets greg emails about things that
I say because people take me too seriously. I don't
know if it's because I'm a woman or what. And
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It is so weird because it's always you and they
never believe me when I say anything. I can't get
on here and go again. Stage four cancers. Oh he's
just screwing around.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't get it. You can say the goofyest, silliest
thing I know. I can say the same exact thing
or laugh at something that you say, and then I
get the blame for it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I know. It's awesome. And decades of not being taken
literally for anything, ever, well, sometimes it does come back around,
really does. Yeah, but it's something. It's also the strangest,
most absurd thing on the planet. Oh, like I really
meant that, right, Yes, I know, but you do everything
you say, that's true. Everything is so in here because
you like you are you like that guy you know
(06:51):
in Back and David and Goliath. Yeah, you're that guy
that held the shield in front of Goliath. He had
this guy that came out, this this guy that came out.
He was like the shield guy. That's me unfairing Goliath
was this nine foot tall Philistine warrior, right, and you're
that You're just out in front with five two guys.
You're that little person out there. All the earls come
(07:12):
out of the sky, tinting King, King, tinking King, protector. Yeah,
I'm backer just going I didn't know she said it.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
This makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Everyone laughed at it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, everyone else canna be saying it or laughing at it,
but I haven't forbid. I laugh at it too, And
all of a sudden, it's all Sam Small.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I got the best job in the whole you're laughing.
There's an email?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
How dare she?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's so funny that they know the name Greg Sweatburg
at iHeartMedia dot com. That's g R E g G.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It's way more G's than you think.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Sweatbir sweatburg is just the infinite g man.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yes, yep.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Thanks for listening to this episode. I tell you what.
You'll find more in the iHeartRadio app and anywhere you
get your podcast. If you would, please rate, review, subscribe, downloads, share,
and like. Thanks
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You Is this real? No? No,
what's going on? There's the thing? The thing is flashing.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, it's a scheduled fire alarm test. But the funny
thing is, why do they tell you that I have
been Well? They did. They sent an email yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
He did?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
He did, probably to open it. So Chris, but what
But can I ask real quick? Oh, I know what
you're going to say, The sprinklers will go on or something. Right,
if it was real, when the sprinklers go on, I
don't think the board have sprinklers.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh my gosh, they do.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, get the board, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Should we test off the sprinklers?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They are right now. I don't know if they're testing
the sprinklers, but they're but they're so My question is,
is for a real fire alarm or like a fire drill.
If that's what it is, why would you tell anybody?
Wouldn't you see if people get it?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Not if they're just testing the equipment.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, did it say that in the email? We're just
testing the equipment. They said, you don't need to leave
the building.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, you should try reading your emails sometimes what you know,
I just I if it's not a fire drill where
you have to all.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Because there was a real deal here. Once there was
a real issue, once natural gas or something were you here.
Remember Jeff Tyler was coming around. He was telling everybody
get out, and I'm like, hold on, I got one
more break. No, you gotta go now. I'm like, no,
I got one more break. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I don't think that we left our studio for that.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We did. Yeah, we were all forced to go out.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Talking about me. So we were over on Katy. Okay,
I don't think we went outside. I have worked.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Can I ask, can I just say, though, honestly, nobody
knew you guys were even over there.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's so rudely.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
There's you said it yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You just said that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I know I've said that. I'm saying in the you
have said, You're like, you know what, we kind of
did our own thing over there. Nobody even really knew
we were there on that. Yeah, it was to the wildest.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I did not say nobody knew we were there.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I just said we just didn't Sean Hannity's in the
building or Rush Limbaugh was in the building.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It at the time, I just said, everybody left us alone.
But listen, I have worked here since I was nineteen
years old. It's been ten years since I started working there.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
There was an actual fire.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I have never. I only know where the stairs are
because you showed me.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I have never like the who's either that you're on
vacation or not here that day it was doing the
anthing out in the hall way.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I do see if it's doing it in the I
remember Jeff Tyler, our boss at the time, walking around
and telling people to leave and oh, there is an
alarm going on out there.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Turn the music the music down.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I don't think you can pick it up on the microphone.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hear that. Listen, I have your attention. The next purge
is starting. It sounds like it sounds it sounds like
an airport.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, for once, our doors are soundproof. That's amazing. Normally
we can hear every roars, rap, rockety row rocking around with.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The sand Severe party please meet their guest at gate four. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't know if if anybody could hear that over
the microphone. Maybe they couldn't. I don't know, but you
might have been able to sort of hear it. And uh,
I don't. I remember Jeff Tyler, our boss the time,
walking around and.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Telling us to leave, get outside.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I don't think that we did though, Like on kat Okay,
I don't think we did because we're a little bit
more like we're a little bit more you know, libertarian
over there.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Show you what you don't you don't fear fire? Okay,
I don't know. I still I didn't buy it. I'm like,
I was even arguing with Jeff in the hallway. Our
general Manners's like, get out of the building. I'm like,
I'm gonna. I'm just thinking to cut a couple of
breaks here.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You can't tell.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He goes, no, you gotta go now. I'm like, this
is BS. It's not a real fire. I don't think
it never is. It's never a real fire. So that's
how I was asking, this thing going off right now?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah if it was real?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, I'm so screwed if there's ever a real fire.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh totally anyone, Yeah, anyone that's on air is totally
screwed because they basically tell us to just ignore it.
So he even when there are drills, we're trained, Yeah, yeah,
we're totally desensitized. The boy who called cried wolf kind
of thing.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We go down with the station. Yeah, gone right, that's right,
like the Titanic, babe, exactly. I'll start playing the music
we can't like if there's a fire outside here, we
can't even get out.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, we're like fire in the room.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
How many floors up and fifty or something like yeah
and fifty. Yeah, I mean we're we're up so many floors.
I mean, we're just we're screwed anyway. So just sit
in here and go down with the shift. What my
last break could be like?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It'd probably be something.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I mean, I could be playing like fire songs, you know,
I'd be playing songs that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What would be the best song going?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You set my world on fire? You set my studio
on fire. Yeah, I had I'd had doves kick out
a quick AI song. Chris, we left him behind. Yeah,
there's a lot of good things, a lot of good
material we could get out of that. If I die
(05:02):
on the fire, please don't die. I'll send you guys out.
I'd be the hero. I'd totally martyr this thing.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh you too, You totally would. You'd want everybody to
just remember Chris Carr. You'd rather die with the ship
the hero. Yeah, just so that nothing l I'll tell
you a story. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
There's actually he goes down as the stupidest guy in
the history of radio.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, I don't know. There was some like microwave fire
on the fourth floor and he just decided this is
the end. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, I'd be sitting in here with the fire extinguisher.
The only thing I would do with it is just
throw it at the fire.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
All right, how about how about you don't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Let's no, no, I'm not planning on it.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And listen, fires are no joke. You should evacuate if
there is truly a fire.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
What are you doing? I'm doing the PC before God
you think people know if there's a fire.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I feel like fires are hot.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
People are going to get that out.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I feel like I need to do some kind of
PC thing because I get so many complaints for things
that I say to our boss. You say to your boss, No,
I think our boss gets greg emails about things that
I say because people take me too seriously. I don't
know if it's because I'm a woman or what. And
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It is so weird because it's always you and they
never believe me when I say anything. I can't get
on here and go again. Stage four cancers. Oh he's
just screwing around.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't get it. You can say the goofyest, silliest
thing I know. I can say the same exact thing
or laugh at something that you say, and then I
get the blame for it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I know. It's awesome. And decades of not being taken
literally for anything, ever, well, sometimes it does come back around,
really does. Yeah, but it's something. It's also the strangest,
most absurd thing on the planet. Oh, like I really
meant that, right, Yes, I know, but you do everything
you say, that's true. Everything is so in here because
you like you are you like that guy you know
(06:51):
in Back and David and Goliath. Yeah, you're that guy
that held the shield in front of Goliath. He had
this guy that came out, this this guy that came out.
He was like the shield guy. That's me unfairing Goliath
was this nine foot tall Philistine warrior, right, and you're
that You're just out in front with five two guys.
You're that little person out there. All the earls come
(07:12):
out of the sky, tinting King, King, tinking King, protector. Yeah,
I'm backer just going I didn't know she said it.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
This makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Everyone laughed at it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, everyone else canna be saying it or laughing at it,
but I haven't forbid. I laugh at it too, And
all of a sudden, it's all Sam Small.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I got the best job in the whole you're laughing.
There's an email?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
How dare she?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's so funny that they know the name Greg Sweatburg
at iHeartMedia dot com. That's g R E g G.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It's way more G's than you think.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Sweatbir sweatburg is just the infinite g man.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yes, yep.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Thanks for listening to this episode. I tell you what.
You'll find more in the iHeartRadio app and anywhere you
get your podcast. If you would, please rate, review, subscribe, downloads, share,
and like. Thanks
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