Is This Stuff Near Your Bed?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What? Did
you guys see what you're not supposed to have next
to your bed? Did you read that this morning? Now
there's a bunch of things you're not supposed to have.
Can I get to your bed?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah? Sure?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Your phone?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
A phone didn't even make this list?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Really, I think phone is so common that that they
just decided not to put it on this list.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh, I just figured shouldn't have Yeah, okay, then I
don't know. I clearly have no idea.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
You're not supposed to have fresh flowers only if you're
in a relationship. If you're single, no, I'm sorry. If
you're single, it's fine. If you're married, it invites third
party involvement. Keep fresh flowers by your bed?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
What?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
And they cheat? I get? This is just absolutely the
stupidest thing. Is well, it is.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It comes from some func Shui expert. You're not supposed
to have medications and medical records near your bed, not
even in the drawer, because it allegedly affects your mood
and mental state. You can't even have something in a
drawer next to your bed because you inherently know it's there.
It's in your head and it will bother you all
night long or create bad sleep, like medications and medical records.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I don't know that I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't agree with any of that.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I mean, not that that's where I keep those things.
But this just seems a little odd. And I will
give it to you that some of the functionaly stuff
can be legitimate to where you can kind of like
have balance in the room whatever. But this stuff sounds weird,
like what you're telling me. If I have flowers in
my bedroom, suddenly like some frisky other person's gonna come.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
They're gonna be swinging with sam.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
No, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You can't have a trash, can you your bed? Why
trash holds murky energy, even if it's paper. They say
breathing in that energy can negatively affect your health. This,
this is why our world is soft up.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
This article is negatively impacting my health.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
They don't know what the they're doing. You understand that
the best line of the day is it really was
all day long.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Sharp metal objects, scissors, nail clippers, Oh man, it hears
is your energy shield.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
And the effects aren't good. What a crock?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
This is such a crock. I don't know. I just
think this is silly. Sorry, honey, I can't protect the
punctuy expert says, I can't have these sharp objects next
to us.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, what the heck, man, how are you supposed to
protect yourself at night?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I mean if you don't have gun? Well, yeah, that's
what I was gonna say, you don't.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Or that probably is on that list. Probably, No, he
doesn't have it. He doesn't have a gun on here,
So I guess you could have a gun.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
He could have a bazooka, you have a tank, you
could have a B two bomber in your bedroom.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
But you can't have a pair of scissors or upper.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Weird. That is so odd. Have you heard that you're
not supposed to have your bed facing the door in
a way so that your feet are like closest to
the door.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I think I have probably, But sometimes you don't have
a choice in your bedroom. Sometimes I know was designed
in a way that it's just it is the way
it is.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, there's not really any other way for us to
can figure our bedroom because we have a tiny house
and a king sized bed, and that bed takes up
the majority of the room. Like, there's really only one
way to situate it.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, yeah, anything you want to add ubs.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
You can't have your feet towards the Why isn't that weird?
It's something about monsters grabbing your feet. I don't even know.
Bad spirits have b had energy. I don't know, something
grabbing your feet.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
If you believe in that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
And.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Listen, everybody's got to go to church and then uh,
you're not supposed to.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I agree with you.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, I really think that that's that's kind of you know,
that's that's necessary for a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yes, yeah, it would help a lot of people, and
it would ground people because there's so many random things
like this where Okay, I guess if you believe one
thing then that's fine, but you get so many different
opinions and thoughts and ideologies all thrown at you all
the time, and it's like you just don't know what's
really going to work. I guess. But if you just

(04:02):
relax and you don't believe in God, go to.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Church, just yeah, give it up, get all your stuff
to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
So much more peaceful.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
That's where God's pretty cool, is like I'll take all
your crap. Really got jumped there? You go, No, you
know what I mean, take all your stuff out to
the driveway, chuck it in there. God comes by and
just says, all right, I got it and cleans it
all up.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Didn't even know you had it. I'let you go. You
forget all about it, the only way it's supposed to.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Work, so much more peaceful. Otherwise you just get all
this random stuff thrown at you, and you just feel
like you're getting jerked around all the time. I don't know,
it's just weird.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's like you do know.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I think they you're supposed to also not have mirrors
in your bedroom, or maybe not a mirror facing your
bed or something.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, that takes all the fun out of it. What
do you do with the one on the ceiling?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I don't know if that one counts.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Where's yours?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
We don't have one in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh you just have it it is on the ceiling,
or it's not in the bedroom at all.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
We don't have one in the bedroom at all.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Do you have a mirrored ceiling fan? Hey, they should
make one of those. If it goes fast enough and
it actually works as a mirror, that'd be wild.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
That'd be kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I'm sure they do make them.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
They don't know what they're doing. Do you understand that
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Speaker 3 (05:16):
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