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(00:00):
We touched on this briefly. Thismorning is in our up before God hour,
in the five am hour, it'sChris kaya Sam in another episoda,
I tell you, what, doyou know what we're talking about? No?
Oh, what are you laughing at? Because I want to move my
microphone? Oh you can't get sound? Oh you know she can't know.
It's like I don't know when Samloves a mic. It's like this every
(00:21):
time. And yeah, I seemincapable of doing it quietly. So how
to get people to stop from recliningin front of you on an airplane?
You know that doesn't It doesn't botherme when people do that. It's not
like they wind up on your lap. I don't really get bothered either.
I know when people say recline onan airplane, the thing reclines like an
extra two inches maybe, I meanit doesn't really not much. When I
reclined, it doesn't feel like hardlyanything. No, and I could fall
(00:44):
asleep like leaning over in an airplane. I mean if if if it reclined
so much that it's in my lapand I can like cup their cheeks with
my hands, then I'm uncomfortable.But see, the only thing. I
don't like, maybe you've had thatthey go that far back. Have you
been able to actually do that?What airline has that? Nobody? Spirit?
(01:06):
Yeah, it felt like a spiritairline when it's not even real like
airline seats. It's just a JetBlue. No. The only thing is
is if you're eating, have youever had that before where you're eating and
then the person in front of yousee your tray all of a sudden just
moves like that's the only time ofyear you can know something genius about the
way they make the trays seriously,where it doesn't really wiggle your drink or
(01:29):
your coffee that much. Yeah,I mean they really made that trade table
thing, the way that merges withthe seat, the union that it has
with a seat, that handshake whenit goes back. Seriously, you got
a very really good thing for thesetrays. Yeah, nobody. Really.
You can't slam your seat back becauseit doesn't go back that far. And
I don't And I think it's gotlike it's got some kind of restraint to
(01:52):
it. You know that. Youknow what I'm saying. You can't just
no, it's very slow. Butthey say for people that that bring their
seat back in your direction in frontof you, which I don't get this
at all, because they make themfor a reason. And I would recommend
everybody put the seatback as far asyou can, because you want to be
as comfortable as possible right now.Like you said, Sam, you don't
(02:15):
want to be on somebody's lap.But I don't know if a seat that
does that. To be honest withyou, but if the only way I'd
have an issue with it is whateversame here, if it truly annoys you.
Though they say you put the venton full blast and just blast it
right at their face, I don'tthink that's I think the air is too
cold on a plane, that's thefirst thing I do. It's not that's
(02:38):
on your face yet on me,that's that that it's disgusting air, is
it. I don't care what theysay on an aline, I know,
I don't care what they say onan airline that air. Something about that
air. I always feel funky afterI fly Man, And it's not the
altitude. It's that gamy. Idon't care if it's recycled and threw the
best filters on the planet. It'sthat it's the air not getting through the
(03:00):
filter. Something about an airplane beingstuck in a tube with a bunch of
people, you know, he andI always thought it was the air from
like this guy that you're flying through. When I was younger, obviously I
learned that's different. But that's whyI thought it was like great air for
you, the healthiest of the healthy, oh eric, like twenty thirty degrees
below fahrenheit. I always thought itwas like the best air that you could
(03:22):
get. So I don't know,I love it. I'd rather have the
air than the stagnant heat than peoplecoughing. And this is our society though,
No this and how many times doI say that in a week?
This is our society. This iswhat it all comes down to. It's
like, instead of asking somebody ifit really bothers you, and you could
say, you know, let's justsay it's a dude. Dude, you
(03:43):
have every right to bring your seatback, but I can't tell you why.
For some reason this bothers me,and you don't have to. But
if there's any way you can bringit forward, I just would just like
to let you know that this guybehind you would be ever appreciated, appreciative.
Here's five bucks or whatever, right, you're going out of your way.
I don't expect you to, butmaybe you know. It really bothers.
(04:04):
It doesn't bother me at all,But I'm just trying to think of
a way to do it without takingthe air and blasting it in someone's face.
You can't do it, though,Why don't you bring in a can
of air? You know, thecanned at his ear, right into the
ear. Yeah, like yeah,second he brings it back, just hit
(04:25):
him with it. Yea, whatthe hell? Man? And then he
just shakes and squirms and moves theseat back up, and he won't get
that through security though. That'd bea fist fight. Yeah. I wonder
if you can, that'd be better, got be no, no, an
If it's small enough, you can, can you? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah. People travel with hair sprayall the time. Hair spray is like
(04:47):
a weapon, though it isn't.I mean, if you have an air
soul and you can't yeah, orthat, or you just sprayed in somebody's
eyes, it's just as good asmace, because it's like glue. If
you get the good stuff. Idon't think it's just as good as me.
Okay, I've accidentally Okay, I'vesprayed myself in the eyes with hair
spray before Chris, and it's notthat bad. But pepper spray or whatever
(05:10):
it was in rolling hair spray forweaponry. Okay, No, you need
to get the stuff that's like glue. Yeah, got to be glued yellow.
Can that stuff right in the eyeballsand you're able to open your eyelets?
I mean, it's not like itwas a steady stream. What happened
like an accidental little Yeah. Well, I just maybe there's better ways.
(05:32):
Yeah, but you gotta be carefulnow. Like I just saw another report
to day during the show that awoman had to be a duct taped to
her chair because she was causing ascene. And I don't know if that's
because someone said, hey, pleasestop her or what happened because then she's
restrained. Yeah, maybe, Idon't know what else you're supposed to.
I don't know. It's not themost time I've seen that though. In
the cab. And do you voteeverybody in here the woman to her chair
(05:57):
the de side if you're voting heroff the island. Okay, but we
the flight attendants, we can't dothis, or we need some volunteers to
please come up and duct It happensmore than we think. I know that.
I've seen pictures of people duct tapedto chairs on airplanes this, and
I don't feel like they got introuble for it. I just feel like,
if you're going to have the personalrecline, just let them recline.
You're only an airplane for how long? When did all the airplane anxiety start?
(06:20):
I mean, I don't was thisa thing? And I don't.
I don't. I'm not going tobuy into that that Oh, this was
happening all the times, back allthe time, back in the forties and
fifties. Now they started commercial airlineswhatever it was right and maybe off of
my years, but certainly the fortiesand fifties right there at commercial airline travelink.
Oh yeah, but look what isthe commercial first commercial airline flight?
(06:42):
Somebody want to look that up?Okay, I do know that it used
to be a really big thing,like if you had a lot of money,
and it was like a luxury thingso you could smoke. They would
have like really expensive meals on theplanes. It was a big thing.
I was looking it up airplane maybeeven ben before that. I mean they
had b one bombers and stuff backin the day in World War Two.
I'm not saying that they're jet airliners, but I'm sure they're big prop prop
(07:03):
planes that they had. I'm lookingat first commercial flight. Yeah when was
that? Um? Hold please holdtree? Do do is going to find
something? The early passengers was noisyand uncomfortable. It doesn't look good what
(07:23):
da Vinci dreamed of it? Yeah? It was on January first, nineteen
fourteen, the world's first schedule commercialpassenger flight Tampa. Yeah, and it
probably became How did you find Isearched first commercial airline flight bait out of
Saint Pete Yeah, Tampa, Florida. Yeah, homie, yep, they
(07:44):
didn't have air things then they hadopened up the windows nineteen fourteen. Wow.
I actually didn't realize it up andthey've been flying that long for commercial
airline. We have audio. Itsounded like this. How scared do you
think that flight was for those people? Hell? Yeah, no one that
they're the first one who knows?Did they make it? Did you like?
(08:05):
Yeah? It was a twenty threeminute flight. It traveled here,
let's find it. It traveled tofour between Saint Petersburg, Florida and Tampa,
Florida passing. No, yeah,did you make it about five feet
off the ground? I don't know. It doesn't say how high it went.
I don't think it passed some fiftyfeet above Tampa Bay. What,
(08:30):
Yeah, right over the bay?Crazy. Oh that's cool, that's crazy.
Yeah. But that's the first officialpassenger flight up and then they became
mainstream well after that, probably,I mean, yeah, the airboat line
operated for about four months, carryingmore than twelve hundred passengers, who each
paid five dollars. Five dollars.Yeah, but what would that be now?
(08:50):
Well, you could swim faster backthen. Probably it has. You've
probably also feel more secure, probablybad. Yeah, Chris is down below
just doing the breads droll. Yeah, I'd win five dollars in nineteen fourteen
is comparable to one hundred and fiftyone dollar twenty. It's still not even
(09:13):
close to half of what it takesto fly anywhere, right, unless you
go to Vegas on a cheap flight. I mean, if you're going between
these two towns in Florida, probablypretty cheap. Yeah. Well, thanks
for listening, guys. Here's ourepisode of I Tell You What and How
To f With People? On anairline. Please follow us or if you
would, a rate review and subscribeto us in our podcast download too,
(09:33):
anywhere you find podcasts. Much appreciated
We touched on this briefly. Thismorning is in our up before God hour,
in the five am hour, it'sChris kaya Sam in another episoda,
I tell you, what, doyou know what we're talking about? No?
Oh, what are you laughing at? Because I want to move my
microphone? Oh you can't get sound? Oh you know she can't know.
It's like I don't know when Samloves a mic. It's like this every
(00:21):
time. And yeah, I seemincapable of doing it quietly. So how
to get people to stop from recliningin front of you on an airplane?
You know that doesn't It doesn't botherme when people do that. It's not
like they wind up on your lap. I don't really get bothered either.
I know when people say recline onan airplane, the thing reclines like an
extra two inches maybe, I meanit doesn't really not much. When I
reclined, it doesn't feel like hardlyanything. No, and I could fall
(00:44):
asleep like leaning over in an airplane. I mean if if if it reclined
so much that it's in my lapand I can like cup their cheeks with
my hands, then I'm uncomfortable.But see, the only thing. I
don't like, maybe you've had thatthey go that far back. Have you
been able to actually do that?What airline has that? Nobody? Spirit?
(01:06):
Yeah, it felt like a spiritairline when it's not even real like
airline seats. It's just a JetBlue. No. The only thing is
is if you're eating, have youever had that before where you're eating and
then the person in front of yousee your tray all of a sudden just
moves like that's the only time ofyear you can know something genius about the
way they make the trays seriously,where it doesn't really wiggle your drink or
(01:29):
your coffee that much. Yeah,I mean they really made that trade table
thing, the way that merges withthe seat, the union that it has
with a seat, that handshake whenit goes back. Seriously, you got
a very really good thing for thesetrays. Yeah, nobody. Really.
You can't slam your seat back becauseit doesn't go back that far. And
I don't And I think it's gotlike it's got some kind of restraint to
(01:52):
it. You know that. Youknow what I'm saying. You can't just
no, it's very slow. Butthey say for people that that bring their
seat back in your direction in frontof you, which I don't get this
at all, because they make themfor a reason. And I would recommend
everybody put the seatback as far asyou can, because you want to be
as comfortable as possible right now.Like you said, Sam, you don't
(02:15):
want to be on somebody's lap.But I don't know if a seat that
does that. To be honest withyou, but if the only way I'd
have an issue with it is whateversame here, if it truly annoys you.
Though they say you put the venton full blast and just blast it
right at their face, I don'tthink that's I think the air is too
cold on a plane, that's thefirst thing I do. It's not that's
(02:38):
on your face yet on me,that's that that it's disgusting air, is
it. I don't care what theysay on an aline, I know,
I don't care what they say onan airline that air. Something about that
air. I always feel funky afterI fly Man, And it's not the
altitude. It's that gamy. Idon't care if it's recycled and threw the
best filters on the planet. It'sthat it's the air not getting through the
(03:00):
filter. Something about an airplane beingstuck in a tube with a bunch of
people, you know, he andI always thought it was the air from
like this guy that you're flying through. When I was younger, obviously I
learned that's different. But that's whyI thought it was like great air for
you, the healthiest of the healthy, oh eric, like twenty thirty degrees
below fahrenheit. I always thought itwas like the best air that you could
(03:22):
get. So I don't know,I love it. I'd rather have the
air than the stagnant heat than peoplecoughing. And this is our society though,
No this and how many times doI say that in a week?
This is our society. This iswhat it all comes down to. It's
like, instead of asking somebody ifit really bothers you, and you could
say, you know, let's justsay it's a dude. Dude, you
(03:43):
have every right to bring your seatback, but I can't tell you why.
For some reason this bothers me,and you don't have to. But
if there's any way you can bringit forward, I just would just like
to let you know that this guybehind you would be ever appreciated, appreciative.
Here's five bucks or whatever, right, you're going out of your way.
I don't expect you to, butmaybe you know. It really bothers.
(04:04):
It doesn't bother me at all,But I'm just trying to think of
a way to do it without takingthe air and blasting it in someone's face.
You can't do it, though,Why don't you bring in a can
of air? You know, thecanned at his ear, right into the
ear. Yeah, like yeah,second he brings it back, just hit
(04:25):
him with it. Yea, whatthe hell? Man? And then he
just shakes and squirms and moves theseat back up, and he won't get
that through security though. That'd bea fist fight. Yeah. I wonder
if you can, that'd be better, got be no, no, an
If it's small enough, you can, can you? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah. People travel with hair sprayall the time. Hair spray is like
(04:47):
a weapon, though it isn't.I mean, if you have an air
soul and you can't yeah, orthat, or you just sprayed in somebody's
eyes, it's just as good asmace, because it's like glue. If
you get the good stuff. Idon't think it's just as good as me.
Okay, I've accidentally Okay, I'vesprayed myself in the eyes with hair
spray before Chris, and it's notthat bad. But pepper spray or whatever
(05:10):
it was in rolling hair spray forweaponry. Okay, No, you need
to get the stuff that's like glue. Yeah, got to be glued yellow.
Can that stuff right in the eyeballsand you're able to open your eyelets?
I mean, it's not like itwas a steady stream. What happened
like an accidental little Yeah. Well, I just maybe there's better ways.
(05:32):
Yeah, but you gotta be carefulnow. Like I just saw another report
to day during the show that awoman had to be a duct taped to
her chair because she was causing ascene. And I don't know if that's
because someone said, hey, pleasestop her or what happened because then she's
restrained. Yeah, maybe, Idon't know what else you're supposed to.
I don't know. It's not themost time I've seen that though. In
the cab. And do you voteeverybody in here the woman to her chair
(05:57):
the de side if you're voting heroff the island. Okay, but we
the flight attendants, we can't dothis, or we need some volunteers to
please come up and duct It happensmore than we think. I know that.
I've seen pictures of people duct tapedto chairs on airplanes this, and
I don't feel like they got introuble for it. I just feel like,
if you're going to have the personalrecline, just let them recline.
You're only an airplane for how long? When did all the airplane anxiety start?
(06:20):
I mean, I don't was thisa thing? And I don't.
I don't. I'm not going tobuy into that that Oh, this was
happening all the times, back allthe time, back in the forties and
fifties. Now they started commercial airlineswhatever it was right and maybe off of
my years, but certainly the fortiesand fifties right there at commercial airline travelink.
Oh yeah, but look what isthe commercial first commercial airline flight?
(06:42):
Somebody want to look that up?Okay, I do know that it used
to be a really big thing,like if you had a lot of money,
and it was like a luxury thingso you could smoke. They would
have like really expensive meals on theplanes. It was a big thing.
I was looking it up airplane maybeeven ben before that. I mean they
had b one bombers and stuff backin the day in World War Two.
I'm not saying that they're jet airliners, but I'm sure they're big prop prop
(07:03):
planes that they had. I'm lookingat first commercial flight. Yeah when was
that? Um? Hold please holdtree? Do do is going to find
something? The early passengers was noisyand uncomfortable. It doesn't look good what
(07:23):
da Vinci dreamed of it? Yeah? It was on January first, nineteen
fourteen, the world's first schedule commercialpassenger flight Tampa. Yeah, and it
probably became How did you find Isearched first commercial airline flight bait out of
Saint Pete Yeah, Tampa, Florida. Yeah, homie, yep, they
(07:44):
didn't have air things then they hadopened up the windows nineteen fourteen. Wow.
I actually didn't realize it up andthey've been flying that long for commercial
airline. We have audio. Itsounded like this. How scared do you
think that flight was for those people? Hell? Yeah, no one that
they're the first one who knows?Did they make it? Did you like?
(08:05):
Yeah? It was a twenty threeminute flight. It traveled here,
let's find it. It traveled tofour between Saint Petersburg, Florida and Tampa,
Florida passing. No, yeah,did you make it about five feet
off the ground? I don't know. It doesn't say how high it went.
I don't think it passed some fiftyfeet above Tampa Bay. What,
(08:30):
Yeah, right over the bay?Crazy. Oh that's cool, that's crazy.
Yeah. But that's the first officialpassenger flight up and then they became
mainstream well after that, probably,I mean, yeah, the airboat line
operated for about four months, carryingmore than twelve hundred passengers, who each
paid five dollars. Five dollars.Yeah, but what would that be now?
(08:50):
Well, you could swim faster backthen. Probably it has. You've
probably also feel more secure, probablybad. Yeah, Chris is down below
just doing the breads droll. Yeah, I'd win five dollars in nineteen fourteen
is comparable to one hundred and fiftyone dollar twenty. It's still not even
(09:13):
close to half of what it takesto fly anywhere, right, unless you
go to Vegas on a cheap flight. I mean, if you're going between
these two towns in Florida, probablypretty cheap. Yeah. Well, thanks
for listening, guys. Here's ourepisode of I Tell You What and How
To f With People? On anairline. Please follow us or if you
would, a rate review and subscribeto us in our podcast download too,
(09:33):
anywhere you find podcasts. Much appreciated
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