It's All Fun And Games Until You Get Pulled Over

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode. I tell you, it's all fun
and games until you get pulled over for speeding or
somebody gets pulled over for Because Doves and I found
a new sport.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
What is it we.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Now we kind of leave close to the same time
every day. Yeah, and I didn't know. I thought I
thought you were miles ahead of me two days ago,
miles ahead of me because you left way before me.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
And then I'm in your old car, Sam, I'm in
the old you know, the old beater well that the
old barn barn car, right, and I'm there was a
line on four ninety four. All a sudden, Doves comes
up behind me, and Doves is to my left, and
I'm like, hey, what.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like, how do you he should be way ahead of me?
Number one? Don't know what you did.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
You pull over at a gas station and you drop
into a holiday use the restroom or something, you know,
So I can only go about forty.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
In Sam's old car.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
So I'm going along, and then Doves and I found
a new sport. Doves is looking at me, He's like
waving and doing some other weird motions that I care
not to express. And and then so I flip them off. Naturally,
he flups me off, and then I start like looking like,
you know, I'm really pissed. And then we started creating

(01:21):
like road rage. Yeah, we started looking like we're going
after it. And I mean it was pretty dug gone good.
I mean, we weren't bumping cars, or we weren't you know,
changing lanes. We were not driving aggressively, but we were,
you know, parallel going down four ninety four in a
northern direction in Plymouth or Rockford up by Rockford Road
in Plymouth. And it must have been a show for

(01:43):
everybody around us. And I'm just sitting here going this
is all funny games until the cow comes up behind us. Yeah,
and then watched both of us will probably be like, Okay,
well do what they do on TV.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Hit the pedal, let's go metal. Oh I already have
a get out. Are you doing your econocs Now? I'm
gonna pull over and just go. I know, Sam sands
of her, he's good, he's good. Yeah. But what about
that guy? I don't know him, man.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
You know Sam, and I don't know that man.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, that's just a stranger.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
But that would be uh, that would be like a
new sport. See how long it takes before somebody want
to calls in? Because I mean, I'm shocked that nobody
all because it looked it looked really real.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I mean I was really impressed with that.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I don't know what I would think if I witnessed
that some people looking like they were getting into some
intense road rage, I'd be a little scared.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh, I see, you've never seen that before? Not really, Well, dude,
I see it all the time. I see it at
least once a week.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't know. I've seen some, but not like crazy stuff.
The wildest is when you're just driving along the road,
the highway, and you're just love and then someone like
flies by you, I don't even know, going like one
hundred miles per hour out of the blue randomly.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh they're doing that. They're doing going faster than that.
Since you've been pulled over twice for speeding lately, right,
so they're going well above a hundred, so you were
probably cooking a lot.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
They're pretty good too.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
No, I am a rule follower now, I'm very careful.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Are you I've.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Learned my lesson? Are you kidding me? You've third time's
charm and I don't want to break that.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
But you've never witnessed road agents.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I have.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I have witnessed it. I just think that I haven't
witnessed it probably as much as you have. What really
is crazy to me?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You're like fifty five a lot too.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I mean not saying it can't happen anywhere, but I
think the city it's a little more.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
People are pissier.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I just think there's more more cars and people just
it's not that country loving you know, godland of Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Well, you get out to Right County, everybody's nice to
each other because everybody's got probably got a gun legally,
so it's like, of course we wave to our neighbor
because it's like, you know, everybody's back and you want
to be nice.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Sure is that the reason to wave to your neighbor?
Pretty much want to get shot? Hey, how are you?
My hands are free, not near the We're good.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I think you've got a good point, though, because I
do spend most of my commute on Highway fifty five,
and then compare like I don't spend a lot of
time three ninety four ninety four, So I think that's
probably those multi lane highways. That's probably where a lot
of the rage occurs. Do you ever like when somebody
like flies by, like you're just going to speed limit
nowhere to be in there, like zooming in and out
of like cars and they fly by, Do you ever
just go that's why your car looks like that.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
But then when you're going, you're like out of my way.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
You see the guys trying to be in the Fast
and Furious movies like Sunday Nights. For whatever reason, I'd
be done dropping the kids off at college and I'd
be on ninety four and there's a couple of the
sea they're weaving it out of.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I mean it's really dangerous. I mean they're flying you see.
It just takes one.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Person that doesn't know what's going on to slam on
the brakes at the wrong time and you got a mess.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I bet you see a lot of crazy stuff driving
more on ninety.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Four ninety four a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
For some reason, Sunday Nights, what do you get in
the summer? Sunday Nights in the summer, it's like it
it becomes a drag strip.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I would I could understand, Like Saturday Nights in the summer.
Why did everybody get it risky on Sunday night? I
don't know the Lord's Day people.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I used to, you know, when I wanted to go
out and put the pedal down, it was usually a
Friday or Saturday night when I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Sunday night, It's like, no, but they are out there.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Do you think that there's a larger police presence on
Friday nights and Saturday nights and so they figure on
Sunday nights they're a little bit more home.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
From That is why you are on this show. I
swear you just think of everything that's probably.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
It, don't I don't think that's why. Maybe the cops
are like, it's the Lord's Day. People are going to
do anything wrong? What's a last kickback?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
And no, we got all the riff raff out there.
I don't care if it's the Lord's Day. They just
want to go wild and crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Watch out for that riff raff. It's riff raff in
the morning too. Thanks for listening to this episode of
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Speaker 2 (05:40):
Thank you.