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(00:00):
I just don't get why people wouldever turn to this in this episode of
I Tell You What. Why takesomething perfectly wonderful from your youth and turned
it into something so disastrously evil.I'm talking Winny the Pooh and loves it.
I don't know what it is.Why I don't know. I wouldn't
(00:21):
watch it. I'm not going tospend my time watching these things. Winnie
the Pooh is in the public domain. It's a character that you can use
for anything. So they took Winniethe Pooh piglet or I mean everybody to
your tongue or never says his namelike that. Yeah, I didn't know
(00:42):
that. Okay, I have myversion, you have yours. It's been
about any three years since I've everseen a Winnie the Poop. But I
love Winnie the Pooh as a kid, and I can't imagine taking something as
sweet and innocent as Winnie the Poohand making blood and honey. That's the
first movie, right. The secondmovie is Witty the Pooh Death House,
(01:03):
which but go ahead, but see, I actually think that Chris, you
have all people should kind of appreciatewhat they're doing. Maybe not because you
like, well, no, bearwith me here, maybe not to bear
with me. Yeah, so notjust to um. Now I'm losing my
train of thought. No, um, I think that you would appreciate this,
(01:26):
not because you're into some weird,cute little bears killing things. But
I'm not. I know, Iknow, but I think you're someone who
always says take the glass, spinit around, look at it in a
different way. And what did theydo. They took this story. They
took yes, yes, okay,they just look at it with a different
(01:47):
view. And I respect the craftthat goes into that. Oh you do
not, I do, Oh absolutelynot. I'm absolutely you're not going to
watch it. Yes, Look Ijust looked at Rotten to Miters. It's
got a three percent. It wentdown. It went down. It wasn't
talked about in the last four hours. It went down, one whole percent,
(02:07):
one whole person. It's a dreadfulscript and appalling performances. People should
be ashamed of themselves if they watchedthis point. But then why are they
making a second because usually if thefirst blood and Honey got that, this
is blood and honey. So theyhaven't reviewed the second one. No,
the second one is why when thepood death House giving the money for this.
It made one point six million atthe box office. Anybody can make
(02:30):
a movie. You can make amovie on your iPhone. People make videos
on their iPhones. Weird. Yeah, your we can make a movie in
here. I meant good. Yes, I have not. I'm about to
do. I saw something from Bloodand Honey, but I couldn't even get
beyond the first I never watched anyYou don't take this is like finding yell
(02:50):
Puff. The Magic Dragon is aboutsmoking weed puff. The Magic Dragon is
not about smoking weed puff. TheMagic Dragon was a dragon. It lived
by the scene and by the scenelittle I like, he's a cartoon guy.
It was a sweet song from aninnocent period. But he's got somebody
hit the pipe. Now if thatisn't everything, they're taking Peter Pan and
(03:10):
they're making Peter Pan Goes to Hell. Oh wow. It is a slasher
movie that's kind of along the samelines of Psycho, a movie that goes
back to Lake Hole. Is thatmovie be like the sixties? Right?
Peter Pan goes to Hell? Isthat what it's called? Yeah, Peter
Pan goes to Hella. He's justhe's poor guy. What happened? He
(03:32):
went down there, he must havegotten possessed and came back. And but
if it's if it's like Psycho,does he see Tinkerbell behind the shower curtains
that starts slashing his accomplice, she'dbe an accomplice. She I definitely think
she'd be the ranger and the onewho would do up most of the gore.
She kind of had a jealousy issue, Like Wendy, I'm watching this
(03:55):
trailer and this is not what Ithought it would be. You thought for
the blood and honey, Yeah,no, I didn't think it'd be cute
and cuddly. I know what I'mgetting into here. It's a horror film,
but I didn't think it's just it'snot like it's the characters going crazy.
It's just dudes in like mask masks. That's stupid, like I thought,
agreed. Like Chucky, You knowhow Chuck he is kind of a
(04:17):
cute doll sometimes, you know,No, it's all as creepy as heck,
Chucky. Check what's cute about Chuck? He's holding your knife in every
single at the very beginning when he'sgiving the little boy, and he's like,
oh, it's cute, little doll. Mean he kind of is,
isn't he. It's been a whilesince I've been Chucky, okay, And
he's got like a weird face andred the what's wrong with red hair?
(04:41):
What's wrong with red hair? Hishair? I have red hair efectly,
it's I have no problem with redhair. It's his hair is weird.
Well see, I'm just why don'twe you know what? Then go back
and take Chucky. Let's turn theglass. Take Chucky and let him cure
cancer or let Chuck you do somebodyin a movie that becomes angelic and people
(05:01):
at first fear him because of hisreputation, but then he turns himself around.
Chuck. He stops drinking, Chuck, stops the drugs. Chuck,
he puts the knife down, hepicks up the cross. Excellent, right,
and he starts and he's he justbecomes a wonderful little doll. Does
he become a man of the cloth? Yeah? Sure he really? Then
(05:24):
yeah, complete turnaround and he becomesa preacher or something, and he started,
he turns his life around. Andthen in the end, you know,
Chucky's you know dies happy? Wouldyou go to the CHUCKI Church?
No, sounds like a trap.No, I don't feel like you know,
maybe I'll see how he goes.How about how about he spends an
(05:46):
entire two hour movie redeeming himself andshowing that he's good, but it's actually
a trap and he actually says,everyone, Sam, what this will not
be two hours? This will belike half an hour. I'm not wasting
all my time. And Chucky returningto the light for two hours that means
(06:06):
a lot more work. Half hour. I could cut that in about a
half an hour. That's just toolong. How long? How short does
a short film have to be tobe called a short flip film? I
think sometimes there's just a few minutes. I mean they're really short film.
Yeah, you know what are youlooking at? Up? Yeah? Yeah,
the definition of a short film.Yes, well, Chucky is the
definition of a short film. Becausehe's a dolling. He's about this high.
(06:28):
We'd have to find a check.I don't even think they make those
dolls anymore. You can get himon Amazon it actually, Yeah, here
is the Chucky Doll. I knowobviously this is podcast, but this is
where you guys benefit, But thisis the Chucky doll. When he's not
a psycho killer, his face.He's still creepy. Creepy. Yeah,
it made him creepy for a reason. I get a shirt and overall seven
dollars, yeah, Chucky doll Okay, But to be fair, it says
(06:49):
that it's life sized. I don't. Yeah, that means he's up to
about your knee. Probably it's megascale. Oh my gosh, I know.
All right, let's make Chucky andLittle Angel and then you guys keep going
with these What are we gonna do? Take a little house on the prairie
and make marry a serial killer?How I'm sad? Would you be because
you love little House in the Prairie? No, because it would be bs.
(07:11):
I wouldn't even acknowledge its existence,Like I don't acknowledge the new Windy
the Pooh stuff, and I don'tacknowledge the other stuff that they're coming out
with. PA don't kill me now, Peter Pan. I don't really care.
I like Windy the poo Peter Pan. If you want to go psycho,
you go psycho. He's got alittle psycho to him. I'd never
really watched, you know, dudesand tights. It's weird, boy.
You just never grew up, that'sall. He's surrounded by a bunch of
(07:33):
lost boys. Yeah, well,now watch they found themselves. Thanks for
listening to this episode, though,I tell you what, you'll find more
anywhere you find podcasts. Of course, we encourage it on the iHeart Radio
app and if you would, pleaserate, review, subscribe and download too,
I just don't get why people wouldever turn to this in this episode of
I Tell You What. Why takesomething perfectly wonderful from your youth and turned
it into something so disastrously evil.I'm talking Winny the Pooh and loves it.
I don't know what it is.Why I don't know. I wouldn't
(00:21):
watch it. I'm not going tospend my time watching these things. Winnie
the Pooh is in the public domain. It's a character that you can use
for anything. So they took Winniethe Pooh piglet or I mean everybody to
your tongue or never says his namelike that. Yeah, I didn't know
(00:42):
that. Okay, I have myversion, you have yours. It's been
about any three years since I've everseen a Winnie the Poop. But I
love Winnie the Pooh as a kid, and I can't imagine taking something as
sweet and innocent as Winnie the Poohand making blood and honey. That's the
first movie, right. The secondmovie is Witty the Pooh Death House,
(01:03):
which but go ahead, but see, I actually think that Chris, you
have all people should kind of appreciatewhat they're doing. Maybe not because you
like, well, no, bearwith me here, maybe not to bear
with me. Yeah, so notjust to um. Now I'm losing my
train of thought. No, um, I think that you would appreciate this,
(01:26):
not because you're into some weird,cute little bears killing things. But
I'm not. I know, Iknow, but I think you're someone who
always says take the glass, spinit around, look at it in a
different way. And what did theydo. They took this story. They
took yes, yes, okay,they just look at it with a different
(01:47):
view. And I respect the craftthat goes into that. Oh you do
not, I do, Oh absolutelynot. I'm absolutely you're not going to
watch it. Yes, Look Ijust looked at Rotten to Miters. It's
got a three percent. It wentdown. It went down. It wasn't
talked about in the last four hours. It went down, one whole percent,
(02:07):
one whole person. It's a dreadfulscript and appalling performances. People should
be ashamed of themselves if they watchedthis point. But then why are they
making a second because usually if thefirst blood and Honey got that, this
is blood and honey. So theyhaven't reviewed the second one. No,
the second one is why when thepood death House giving the money for this.
It made one point six million atthe box office. Anybody can make
(02:30):
a movie. You can make amovie on your iPhone. People make videos
on their iPhones. Weird. Yeah, your we can make a movie in
here. I meant good. Yes, I have not. I'm about to
do. I saw something from Bloodand Honey, but I couldn't even get
beyond the first I never watched anyYou don't take this is like finding yell
(02:50):
Puff. The Magic Dragon is aboutsmoking weed puff. The Magic Dragon is
not about smoking weed puff. TheMagic Dragon was a dragon. It lived
by the scene and by the scenelittle I like, he's a cartoon guy.
It was a sweet song from aninnocent period. But he's got somebody
hit the pipe. Now if thatisn't everything, they're taking Peter Pan and
(03:10):
they're making Peter Pan Goes to Hell. Oh wow. It is a slasher
movie that's kind of along the samelines of Psycho, a movie that goes
back to Lake Hole. Is thatmovie be like the sixties? Right?
Peter Pan goes to Hell? Isthat what it's called? Yeah, Peter
Pan goes to Hella. He's justhe's poor guy. What happened? He
(03:32):
went down there, he must havegotten possessed and came back. And but
if it's if it's like Psycho,does he see Tinkerbell behind the shower curtains
that starts slashing his accomplice, she'dbe an accomplice. She I definitely think
she'd be the ranger and the onewho would do up most of the gore.
She kind of had a jealousy issue, Like Wendy, I'm watching this
(03:55):
trailer and this is not what Ithought it would be. You thought for
the blood and honey, Yeah,no, I didn't think it'd be cute
and cuddly. I know what I'mgetting into here. It's a horror film,
but I didn't think it's just it'snot like it's the characters going crazy.
It's just dudes in like mask masks. That's stupid, like I thought,
agreed. Like Chucky, You knowhow Chuck he is kind of a
(04:17):
cute doll sometimes, you know,No, it's all as creepy as heck,
Chucky. Check what's cute about Chuck? He's holding your knife in every
single at the very beginning when he'sgiving the little boy, and he's like,
oh, it's cute, little doll. Mean he kind of is,
isn't he. It's been a whilesince I've been Chucky, okay, And
he's got like a weird face andred the what's wrong with red hair?
(04:41):
What's wrong with red hair? Hishair? I have red hair efectly,
it's I have no problem with redhair. It's his hair is weird.
Well see, I'm just why don'twe you know what? Then go back
and take Chucky. Let's turn theglass. Take Chucky and let him cure
cancer or let Chuck you do somebodyin a movie that becomes angelic and people
(05:01):
at first fear him because of hisreputation, but then he turns himself around.
Chuck. He stops drinking, Chuck, stops the drugs. Chuck,
he puts the knife down, hepicks up the cross. Excellent, right,
and he starts and he's he justbecomes a wonderful little doll. Does
he become a man of the cloth? Yeah? Sure he really? Then
(05:24):
yeah, complete turnaround and he becomesa preacher or something, and he started,
he turns his life around. Andthen in the end, you know,
Chucky's you know dies happy? Wouldyou go to the CHUCKI Church?
No, sounds like a trap.No, I don't feel like you know,
maybe I'll see how he goes.How about how about he spends an
(05:46):
entire two hour movie redeeming himself andshowing that he's good, but it's actually
a trap and he actually says,everyone, Sam, what this will not
be two hours? This will belike half an hour. I'm not wasting
all my time. And Chucky returningto the light for two hours that means
(06:06):
a lot more work. Half hour. I could cut that in about a
half an hour. That's just toolong. How long? How short does
a short film have to be tobe called a short flip film? I
think sometimes there's just a few minutes. I mean they're really short film.
Yeah, you know what are youlooking at? Up? Yeah? Yeah,
the definition of a short film.Yes, well, Chucky is the
definition of a short film. Becausehe's a dolling. He's about this high.
(06:28):
We'd have to find a check.I don't even think they make those
dolls anymore. You can get himon Amazon it actually, Yeah, here
is the Chucky Doll. I knowobviously this is podcast, but this is
where you guys benefit, But thisis the Chucky doll. When he's not
a psycho killer, his face.He's still creepy. Creepy. Yeah,
it made him creepy for a reason. I get a shirt and overall seven
dollars, yeah, Chucky doll Okay, But to be fair, it says
(06:49):
that it's life sized. I don't. Yeah, that means he's up to
about your knee. Probably it's megascale. Oh my gosh, I know.
All right, let's make Chucky andLittle Angel and then you guys keep going
with these What are we gonna do? Take a little house on the prairie
and make marry a serial killer?How I'm sad? Would you be because
you love little House in the Prairie? No, because it would be bs.
(07:11):
I wouldn't even acknowledge its existence,Like I don't acknowledge the new Windy
the Pooh stuff, and I don'tacknowledge the other stuff that they're coming out
with. PA don't kill me now, Peter Pan. I don't really care.
I like Windy the poo Peter Pan. If you want to go psycho,
you go psycho. He's got alittle psycho to him. I'd never
really watched, you know, dudesand tights. It's weird, boy.
You just never grew up, that'sall. He's surrounded by a bunch of
(07:33):
lost boys. Yeah, well,now watch they found themselves. Thanks for
listening to this episode, though,I tell you what, you'll find more
anywhere you find podcasts. Of course, we encourage it on the iHeart Radio
app and if you would, pleaserate, review, subscribe and download too,
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