This May Be The Festival Of All Festivals

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
First things first, it's going out at farming Chin this
weekend Sam.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Top Potato Days.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
I didn't know that Top Potato was made in Farmington, Minnesota.
And I also didn't know that for the last twenty
nine years they've been celebrating Top Potato with Top Stater Days,
and it's like a big bonanza of top potato.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Do you know the best part of Top to the
Tato Days when I looked at the Facebook page for
Top Potato Days.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Other than how delicious Top Potato is.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Other than that, it's even it's just as impactful as that.
We all know how awesome Top Potato is. Right, they
have free dip down there. It says get free dip.
They're gonna be like I just pictured this water tower
full of top Potato.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
They must have so much polistat well, it's made there.
You think you can just slather yourself in it like
a sunscreener.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's what we should do. We should go down do
Top Potato and just be part of Top Potato fest
in Farmington and then just lick ourselves like a cat.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, and let everybody just like put a bunch of
all over ourselves and then let people like eat top
potato off of us.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, no, I don't know. I don't want to do that.
I want to lick my own top potato off of me.
I don't want to lick it off of anybody else.
I just want to submerge myself and taught the Potato.
My neighbor literally lives. He's alive because of Top Potato,
Top the Tater. He's here, but it's like he has
things to look forward to, like stuff with the kids

(01:19):
in marriage and his wife and blah blah blah and
some happenings that. But Top the Taters like he has
this thing man Saturday, Sunday afternoon. He has a little
picnics even in the winter, and it's all about Top
the Tater. He's like Top the Tater and a spoon.
And as he's being classy.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Does he know about Top the Tater days?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
He doesn't. He's out of town right now. Some more
top potato for us, Yeah, my neighbor's out of town.
But if he were, he's will he be back in time?
I don't think so. Some more top potato for us.
If he got down there, I wouldn't evenell him about
it because there wouldn't be any top the Tater left.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
He'd probably cry, do you think they have a dunk tank?
But they should, they should, So I guess that they
have things.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Not only of course they have Top Potater, but they
also have games, merch photo ops.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
They say, more dip than you can shake a chip
at challenge accepted.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
But most importantly, what do they have there? Taught the
tat Top the Tator Fest in Farmington, and I'm sorry, Farmington,
I didn't know. I always thought that you were this
cool southern community. You know, you had a little more
room to breathe down there, a little bit, a little
more land. I never knew tot the Tato was made there,
and I apologize for not knowing that. I should have
known that long time. But my neighbor knew that. He

(02:24):
probably knew. He'd probably know who started it. You people
are his heroes. He'll fly back from where he's at
if he found out about Top the tat Fest, which
started yesterday and goes through Sunday.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yes, you should send him like a link about it.
There's some information about it.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I did.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I also didn't know Top the Tat is is sold
in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, and then parts of the Dakotas.
I just figured it was this worldwide thing that everyone
knew and loved because it's such a big deal in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's like lightning Krugers used to be. They used to
just sell that like here on Chipwall Falls. Yeah, and
Spotty Cow. Don't they only sell that Wisconsin?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, you can't get it anywhere else because the Cubs
come up and they try to get out out, they
try to take off with it and their buses and
they get pulled over.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yes,