November 15, 2024 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
A M. Six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. What else is going on?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Time four?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
What's happening? Well, I think happening.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Water damage, fire damage, burglary call public adjuster, abner gap
eight one eight nine one seven five two five six.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You know what would make me feel better? What giving
away Disneyland tickets?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You'll do that now? Are you won't do it? In
a minute?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I do it right now?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, cleanse your palace.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I do go for it.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
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win a pack of one day, one park tickets to
Disneyland Park or Disney California Adventure Park, and we will
do that now with color number six.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Eight hundred five two zero one five three four eight
hundred five to two oh one KFI gets those Disneyland tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We told you the saga about the actress from Gossip Girl,
Chanelle Banks. She shared a new video on Instagram. The
family is planning a news conference. They had reported her missing.
The LAPD got involved, said that they found her and
she's fine. They said, that's not her. She took to
Instagram with kind of a what seemed like maybe a
(01:38):
bipolar situation episode.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, speaking of bipolar episodes, there was the one on
one freeway had to be shut down for a short
time to They're now calling these types of events where
someone climbs up on a high place, whether it's an
overcrossing or a bridge, a behavioral episode, not a jumpy
behavioral situation. American Airlines is expling that they had to
(02:01):
have one of their pilots perform an expedited climb to
avoid a mountain. Yeah, that way hid during a routine
departure out of Hawaii this week. The plane had just
taken off from Honolulu on its way to la air
Traffic control could rehear telling the pilot turn right and
expedite your climb through terrain.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What happened, It's not like Honolulu to lax is not
a well traveled flight route.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
No, it says the crew did not make the assigned
turn after they took off.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Again, that's pretty routine.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, I'm not quite sure why.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Mountain lions in the Greater LA area are consciously shifting
their activity to avoid interacting with humans. Fascinating big cats
living in areas with higher level of humans may be
more nocturnal than those that live in remote areas where
the felines tend to be active at dawn in dusk.
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Although mountain lions prefer to avoid people, when you've got
this many humans in their interface, so to speak, it's
kind of hard to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, mountain lions are doing the work so that coexistence
can happen.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm glad that mountain lions are doing this, because when
I see a mountain lion, I freak out. It's only
happened once, but I mean, those look like formidable, ferocious cats.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I've seen a lot of coyotes in.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
My name too. I've seen a lot of coyotes six
or eight now, they're not looking too good. You're not
looking too good?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, no, And what I love is I'm usually outwalking
the dog, and my dog is not as big as
those coyotes, but he knows there's something there. I mean,
he knows that that's some sort of distant relative of his.
And it's a very weird thing to see him perk
up when those coyotes go running away.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Coca Cola is in trouble because they have an AI
generated Christmas commercial. It's been slammed as a creepy, dysotopian nightmare.
It pays homage to the nineteen ninety five Are Coming campaign.
This is a fifteen second ad depicts a fleet of
cherry red trucks driving down a snowy road to deliver
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ice cold bottles of cola. But the disclaimer and small
princess created by real magic AI. They're calling it garbage, ugly, lazy.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
This is a dangerous precedent, and I'm actually surprised Coca
Cola we.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Do too, something as American and Coca Cola like Coca Cola, Budweiser,
what else sort things?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That's it nothing, just Coca Cola and Budwise should stay.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
True to using humans shouldn't they?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
And baseball we should he and Clyde Shalman Umpires and
Clydesdale's and Clydesdale's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, that's the Budweiser part the bush.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Other than that, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Give me the Clydesdales or give me death.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That's a strong call for Thomas pel Uh Thomas Pain.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I don't know that sounds about right.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Amazon is in introducing something called Amazon Hall, a discounted
storefront that offers everything under twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Patrick Henry.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Hall is Amazon's response to Chinese marketplaces like Tmu and Shine,
which have seen rapid growth in the United States because
we are all suckers for the online advertisements that they
they give us.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And Conan O'Brien is going to be the host of
the twenty.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Twenty five OSCARS Gottemy Motion Picture Arts and Science has
made the announcement today. He wrote, he wrote, America demanded it,
and now it's happening. Taco Bell's new Cheesy Cheloupa Supreme.
In other news, I'm hosting The.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Love a Cheloopa, The Crisp and the Salt and the Sauce.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
He starred in a travel show called Conan and O'Brien
must go.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Did you ever watch any of that?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It was actually funny, but I only got about an
episode or two into it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't know why I get Patrick and her. Patrick
Henry and Tom Payne mixed up. I mean, both very
active in the revolution. But Patrick Henry was the firebrand.
He was the orator. Thomas Paine was the guy who
wrote stuff and that you know distributed that. Yes, the
written guy.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oration of give me Liberty or give me Death.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's Patrick Henry.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, not a lot of recordings of that.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well, Gary, Uh, it was a long time ago. I
don't know if they had a cassette tape recorders.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It's probably real, the real.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Oh boy, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I'm so excited for this weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Why tell me more about this?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You said this earlier, and I'm curious as to what's
going on in your head now.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
This is just a crucial stretch for the La Chargers.
The next five games are going to be very telling.
They've had They've won four of their last five. It's
been a spate of teams that have had a rocky start.
So this is where you're going to find out what
the Chargers are made of. And then five games and
it starts with the Bengals on Sunday night. Joe Burrow
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and the Bengals are not as bad as their record
would suggest. They are always a good team. They play
these guys tough, and it's gonna be under the lights.
This is the number one defense and the Chargers and
they get to show the entire country what they're doing,
which is just lights out, shut down football, allowing the
fewest points in the league. Justin Herbert is one hundred
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and ten percent healthy, which is watching a superhero every
freaking Sunday when he is healthy, and you don't know
how he's gonna hurt you, whether he's gonna hurt you
with his legs or with his cannon. He's putting the
ball wherever he wants to put it. It's insane what's
going on in terms of all three phases of the game.
All cyll inderspiring for them. So I'm super excited. I'm
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super excited to keep the train rolling. I'm nervous, but
I'm not nervous. I just feel good about this team
right now. And Hardbob, all the hype he's getting is
so deserved. You just want those guys respond to him
and it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
It's easy to be a fan.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It is easy because he's a fan.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
And then do you have a preference day game versus
primetime games at so far?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh I love a primetime game. Yeah, it just it
just adds that much more excitement and under the lights
and the hype videos and then when they turn the
lights off and it's pitch black in there and there's fans.
The Charters fans have materialized this season, I mean, and
they're loud, and it's just an exciting time for that.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
We play our Gas fantasy for play every week during
the NFL season, except the first week this year because
we were on vacations.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, that was dumb.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That was a while ago. They should have waited. They
should have pushed the season back.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They should.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
We put four games up on Twitter.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
All you have to do is pick who is going
to win each of those four games.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Jacob, what's our first game? All right? Our first game?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
We have the Green Bay Packers at the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's always a fun matchup, isn't it. The Bears are
just flopping around though, didn't they just fire their coach?
To Jacob, I believe so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
The offensive coordinator.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Right, I thought I thought they fired the head coach.
Iber Flus is not his name. I could be wrong.
Maybe they're just talking about when he will be fired.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
They're planning for Monday already.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Packers Bears, Jacob, Who do you think I have the
Packers in this one? Keana Packers Bears, Packers channel.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You were right about that. It's the offensive coordinator they
got rid of. I've got the Packers, man. I got
to make some inroads, but not on this game. I'm
taking the Packers. Game two, all right.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Game two, we have the Cleveland Browns at the New
Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Is this a three and seven versus a two and seven?
I do believe it is. The Saints had that new
coach knew Us bump last week. I'll go with the
Saints at home.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, I don't trust that though. I don't think that lasts.
I'm taking Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's usually good for one game, yes, yeah, but Cleveland
is uninspired, Jacob.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I've got the Browns.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh, I got the Saints.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
All right.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
That's a good, good separation there, starting to see it
now from daylight.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Game three, all right, gave me number three?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
We have the Baltimore Ravens at the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Ooh, Steelers at the top of their division. And I mean,
freaking lamar jack, you can't. I can't bet against him.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
But if I have to look at Mike Tomlin and
explain to him that I chose Baltimore in this game,
He's gonna hurt me with his eyes.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
This is a fight for the AFC North. When is
this game? This is like the game of the week.
It ain't the It ain't the Sunday night. Came it
Monday night?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
No? No, it's at ten am.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh my goodness, give me the Steelers at home.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
There you go, Jacob, I've got Baltimore in this one.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Kea Baltimore. Oh, I took the Steelers as well.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
And our fourth game, all right, the last game we
have the Kansas City Chiefs, still unbeaten, going to Buffalo
to take on the Bills.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
This is the game they lose. And I would bet
all of your I would bet all of you on it.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
You would bet all of me or all of you? Oh,
you'll bet against all of us.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
No, I'm saying I would give you, guys away. What
I truly believe the Bills beat the Chiefs that hand
them their first loss this week in Buffalo.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Well, we have.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Said that Kansas City is the best five and four
team we've ever seen at nine and zero. Yeah, man,
I don't know yet, Jacob, I've got Buffalo this one, Keana,
I got the Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
See, I just feel like your gut, says Patrick Mahomes,
So just go with it.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yes, you're right, gonna go with my gut going Kansas
City on that one.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
All right?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Game one Packers Bears, two is Brown Saints, three raven Steelers,
and four is Chiefs Bills. Let us know who you
think is going to win each of those games. Pick
all four correctly. We have some Gary and Shannon show
swag from the closet for you coming up.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh my goodness, it's already twelve thirty. Holy hell. Do
we even have enough people who learn things this week?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yes, oh we do, Yes, Oh, okay, we'll do Gary
and Shannon.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
What you are going to go to tinkle?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
What it's that exciting? You're gonna wet your pants?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Well, we don't have any commercials until the end of
the show.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Oh that part of it. Yeah, you might want to
go get rid of extra. Yeah, I'm so excited, I'm
gonna pee.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I don't know. Well, you made it sound like what
was prompting you to.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Gary Shannon. This is just Jeff and Branda Park, California.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Boy.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
I certainly listen and certainly enjoy listening to both of you.
I certainly hope that the rest of the rest of
southern California can realize how lucky we are to have
intelligent radio announcers who can help guide us through the
madness that is called modern life. Take care, Thank you
so much.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Well, when we find those radio hosts, we will thank
them for did you pay him something?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Totally unsolicito question? And super excited to be going to
my first Chargers games. Can't believe it. My husband's a
Bengal fan.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I am a Charger fan, so this is going to be.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
A great matchup.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I just want to know which way I wear?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Is it cold?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Is it hot? Let me know, never been to a
game and never been to one in prime time?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, let me check a forecast. That's a very good
question for Inglewood on Sunday. It looks like it's going
to be you know, it's going to be probably pre game.
All right, Well, so the game kick off is at
five twenty, So at five twenty it's going to be
sixty degrees. So I would dress warm, but not too warm.
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Sweatshirt probably sweatshirt, maybe bring a beanie something like that.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I the game I went to last year was December,
second week of December, and it was I was hot
in a sweatshirt.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I wore a T shirt most of the day. I
mean it was It wasn't primetime.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You were going through the change last year?
Speaker 10 (14:08):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Is that what it was? That's what prompted my hot flashes.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That was mildly funny, Wasn't it?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
That I was going through the check? What you learned
this week on the Gary and Channon Show, Good Morning?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
This week, I learned he's bouncing off my booty cheeks
and there is no wares.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Hey, guys. What I learned on the Gary and Shannon
Show this week is I really.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Really like.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
If you couldn't hear that one? He said he really
really likes country music.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Hey, Gary and Channon, It's Lindsay in Vegas. And this
week on Gary and Channon, I learned unfortun I learned
the lyrics to good Looking by Dick and Dallas and guys,
I'm legally blind and even I can't un see that.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
So thank you, thank you very much Shannon for that.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I still love you, love you too.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
I need brain bleach.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Now, have a great weekend brain bleach.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Hey, Gary and Shannon. This is what I learned this
week that I too, like Shannon, like a good butter
sandwich and also start to crave those fatty foods whenever
you guys talk about diabetes. So have a great weekends.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Weird how our brains do that.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I've got one King's Hawaiian role at home and I've
been thinking about just one butter. That's all it's left.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Oh, hey, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
What I learned this week from you guys is the
relevance of Bunny in the Snowstorm. You guys talked about
how John Colebot stares at the wall to do you
compress unwind well fist in the Daredevil series played by
It was that Vincent Denelfrey.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
He stares at a stolen painting that looks like a
stuck a wall. I guess that's the reason.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
Kind of unwind, and that pain is called Bunny in.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
The Snowstorm anyway brought relevance to it.
Speaker 11 (16:15):
Have an awesome day, Love you guys.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
He's also a criminal mastermind, which I don't think John is.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
We don't know that, Gary, Shannon, I love your show.
I knew that Shannon honors her grandmother by saying Tuesday
and onion. What I learned this week was that she
honors drunk Valley girls when she talks about care buyers.
Loveshell talks about what hair buyers care bears hair buyers.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I didn't catch that. I didn't catch that. You said
that funny, like the other things I catch all the time, right,
but not that one.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You usually don't let me slide care bears.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
I know. One thing I learned this week is that
Gary does look like how do you do it?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
He?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
I looked up a picture of how do you do
any and yep, sure enough, I even spin out my soroke,
my shot of sorop that I was kid.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Oh my god, You're never going to leave that one down.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's funny, That's okay, I'm okay.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Not knowing how to pronounce the name of that cheap
ass vodkast Hey, Gary.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Hey, Shannon. This week I learned that the few kids
that you guys put on air cry way less than
the adults that call in to complain.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Oh that's a good point, and think about it.
Speaker 12 (17:29):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Matt Gates smells like axe body spray and stale astrogide.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, that's one of the most descriptive descriptions of someone.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Ever I learned this week with Gary and Shannon. Shannon's
favorite hand tool is a needle nosed hammer and Garry
as a poster.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Of beat Arthur.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
That his how in his room, that's interesting in his
special staring room. That's what he stares at. He just
sits alone in a room and looks at a poster
of b Arthur. It's a boudoir.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, that's in the other room.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yes, hey, robin oc.
Speaker 12 (18:16):
What I learned on the garyan Shannon Show was that
scientist taught rated how to dry, but they didn't teach
him how to parallel park. Therefore they won't be getting
California State life.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
No, no, I have a great day. I don't think
you have to parallel park anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, you don't. You have to do anything. You basically
just show your brain stem and they give you a license, and.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Even that, you could probably just do a reasonable facts simile.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that if I ever needed to recapture escaped research monkeys,
I could use uncrustables as bait.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I don't know if uncrustables would do it for me.
I think a good hostess apple pie and some coffee
I might coming for that. Anyway, y'all have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
See bye.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
We Much like the hostess pie, the uncrustables have the
way of burrowing into your brain chemistry once you've had
a couple of them to where you crave them.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, ultra processed foods. That's how they do it.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's what they do.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
So they do it our nine news nuggets. You need
to know stories. They kind of fell through the cracks.
There was a lot going on, of course, after the
election and the transition and all of the all of
the events thereof. We need to take a break from
that before we kick into the weekend. Okay, here's our
honorable mention. Honorable mention, not to mention, just an honor
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serving with you.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Great and honorable motive.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of honorable mention.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well, we wonder why lynd chocolate. We've all had it,
you can get it anywhere. They have admitted that it's
chocolate isn't actually expertly crafted with the finest ingredients. Can
you hear that ad throughout your entire life? Lint chocolate
expertly crafted with the finest ingredients.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
There was a lawsuit, a class action lawsuit that was
launched in February of last year that followed an article
by US Consumer Association that questioned the presence of you know,
heavy metals in dark chocolate bars from several manufacturers, including
a couple of them that were produced by Lint. The
chocolateeers lawyers have maintained that the words excellence and expertly
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crafted with the finest ingredients were unactionable puffery.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Puffery, puffery. Therefore, it's simple puffery.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
The court defined product puffery as exaggerated advertising, blustering and
boasting upon which no reasonable buyer would rely. Who pissed
you off?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Like, who's going after link chocolate? Just let them sell
their their chocolate and their puffery.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
It's chocolate.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Calm down, It's like boobs, pizza.
Speaker 8 (21:16):
Number nine, CoP's dirty, nine's partner's dirty too.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
And I speak nine languages basically everybody at table night.
I feel ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 12 (21:29):
Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
From all walkie talkie.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Jordan's McCourt knight. Wasn't Jordan Knight one of the new kids?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I wonder if he got married.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
She's my favorite one.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
McCourt knight, Johnny No, John, Joey, Jordan, Uh, Danny, Danny
and Jeffy jeff Jimmy Joey.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Jordan's was Jordan's brother's name, Donnie? That was not Jordan No,
but he was the other one. It's Jordan's brother who
were missing. Well, I'll get it. This is very important.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
A couple of these people members of prolific drug ring,
operate in the Southwest and Stropshire and importing drugs from Portugal.
Jonathan Knight, John Well, I said John, but I didn't
say Jonathan.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, that's the problem.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
A pair were jailed at Cardiff Crown at the last
weekend after British Transport Police investigation. They said that these
guys were bungling criminals after one of them after Jordan
left a bag containing a hefty amount of ketamine on
a train at Newport station in South Wales, and then
these two guys came running back to the train to
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claim their bag of ketamine, even though the train had
already left the station. That must be fun to put
those guys in jail. If you're copy well, you get
the drugs too. I might get to keep all the drugs.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
A child is bold every eight second listening to eight
different bosses drawn on about mission statements here.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
But I think everybody learns at some point in life
that childhood nursery rhymes are pretty.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Damn dark, very dark in many cases, a lot of
dead kids in those. In this case, Have you heard
the story of the muffin Man? Do you know the
muffin Man? According to urban legend, the Kindly Confectioner of
Drury Lane was a kid killer. Yes, that said to
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be Frederick Thomas Linwood, a serial slaughterer who allegedly killed
a bunch of kids back in the fifteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
He was a baker, so his method of doing to
was tying bits of string around a beautiful tasty muffin
and drawing the children in with it before he killed them.
Did they get the muffin before they died? I would
think so?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Right, does it matter?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Well, it would just be really cruel if you lured
the child with the muffin and you didn't give the
kid the muffin and then you killed the kid.
Speaker 10 (24:20):
Right.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
The killing of the kid is not the cruel part.
It's whether or not they got the tasty confection.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Well, doesn't a muffin sound good? I have another question?
What was the nursery rhyme? And they all fall down?
It was another dead kid's one ring around the rosies? Yeah,
it was about this the black death.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Oh yeah, you're right, and all the kids that die.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Sorry kids, it was a different time. Stick with Bluie.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
It's number seven. The seventh son of the seventh son
we're on with seven days would have gone in.
Speaker 10 (24:53):
Seven eight seven years of college.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Don seven seven days?
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Well?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Grandmothers can be cantankerous from time to time. Right. This
one was escorted off a jet to flight by armed
police because she refused to pay for a tuna roll
that was still frozen inside.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Seventy nine year old grandma named Lily Head it to
Turkey for a birthday trip with her daughter. Is there
irony that she was on a trip to Turkey but
decided against the Turkey sandwich and went with tuna. She
immediately noticed that the tuna rap was cold and soggy,
and she said it turned out to be frozen inside.
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She didn't want to pay for it, but was told
she had to since she opened it.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
And then the.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Problem is that Lily, Grandma Lily, was wasted. Grandma Lily,
her and the daughter brought two bottles of wine and
got a little wasted and then got a little bit
yelly when it came to the frozen tuna you have.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I don't think I'm speaking out of school here. You
have snuck liquors onto airplanes before, yes, okay, but never
to the point where you've been yelling at the flight attendants.
Speaker 12 (26:12):
No.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Isn't there something There's a mechanism, And I don't know
if it's a mechanism in other people as well. I
in those events where if I do start to feel
like maybe I've had a couple extras, you know, maybe
I should have stopped it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Soon go to sleep, well, I go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
But also I am extremely aware of not yelling, not yes, right.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I do not want to.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I do not want to be involved with anybody you get.
You're like my grandfather.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I could never tell when my grandfather drank, and if
he drank too much or maybe too much, he didn't
mean to drink as much. He would just go silent.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah, and you do that too, my dad when he rarely,
I mean one hand the times I could never even
think of him drinking more than one drink.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
In an instance, he would.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Giggle, Oh really, I would love to hear that.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
And it was the great I mean, it was the greatest, funniest,
you know, full body laugh.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
It was really fun. That is great.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Number six six.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
You got six, she got six.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Number six, there's six more weeks of later by a
picture of me or Rabbi and six drunken longshom.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I would just dig her in a nursing home closer
to us.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
I don't have to drive stick down drink another six pack.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
I don't know if this should be celebrated, because I
feel like this is a time bomb waiting to go off.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Jenna and Mitchell Brotherson have been married for four years,
but if it weren't for a skiing accident, they might
never have gotten married.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It was February twenty twenty when she broke up with
him because she was too overwhelmed. The following day, he
went skiing on Beaver Mountain. He landed on his head
after a jump, completely blacked out, woke up paramedics taking
him down the slope. He had zero memory of getting
broken up with.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah, he in fact called her to pick him up
from the hospital, like, hey, babe, I've been in an accident.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Could you come get me.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Despite the fact that the day before she broke up
with him.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Do you think he really had an accident?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
That's a Hallmark movie because it's skiing. It's Christmas time, right,
And then it turns out towards the end he remembers
everything and she finds out because he's giving details about
his skiing trip that he was supposedly completely blacked out from.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
And here's the other thing. She's blind.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
And literally didn't see it coming.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
And he can't read.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Wait what he can't read?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I'm just adding some layers. Oh, okay, remember the story
we crafted earlier.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Huh he's is he a former football player? Like there's
got to be some like high profile or she's a
former model something that. You know, it can't just be
small town, you know.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Upper or she's like Lindsay Vaughn and he wants to
like into the skiing game an impress her, and so
he's like secretly learning his ski.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Overdoes it and he overdoes it. Here's number five five
rules five. This is the year five point five. Five
would be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately. Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
We have an engineer that used to raise mice responsibly,
responsibly the Fancy Mouse Club forget what it's called, the society,
Fancy Mouse Society something like that, and had like a
whole garage for mouse storage and things, and they would
dress the mouse the mice up and they would do
like fashion shows and stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, but there was a guy.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
In New Hampshire who had to surrender one hundred and
fifty tanks. I'm assuming aquarium style tanks with mice in them.
What was he using his mice for. I don't think
he was using them for anything. I just think that
they were pets that got out of hand. I'm not wild,
but but rather bred to be pets. They're usually curious,
highly social, get to care for. But they said that
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there were as many as four hundred mice that they
had to take away.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
From this guy that they're trying to adopt out number
four four minute.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
It is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Come number four. This isn't the same world you left
four years ago.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Over the weekend in Scandinavia, there was a BMW shop
and a moose crashed into the shop and completely crushed
a Classic eight series that was getting fully restored. Everybody's fine.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Was it a real moose or was it like one
of those insurance fraud guys pressed up like a fake
moose and attacked it own car?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Number three three.
Speaker 11 (30:43):
Shall be the number count and the number of the
counting shall be.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 12 (30:49):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
All three three. I got all three of you guys
for the rest of your nat being born live. After
about three days, they both started to stink.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh, it's a good boy.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
That's a good good boy Titan.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Is that good boy Titan is responsibly microchipped thanks to
his owners. But the body of Mandy Rose Reynolds found
burning in a storage container in a field in McLennan County,
Texas in April of last year. The remains burned beyond recognition.
There was a three eighty shell casing found inside the container.
(31:24):
Responding officers also found a white dog barking frantically, and
that dog would not leave the scene or be captured.
The body was removed. A citizen reported seeing the dog
sitting in the same spot it had been good, loyal,
wonderful dog. They found this dog had a microchip able
to identify that it belonged to Mandy, and that led
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police to suspect that it was her body, and they
went to her home found it empty with all of
her possessions, including her car missing. Two days later, a
guy spotted driving her car near Wichitah attempt to pull
him over. Over he's driving one hundred miles an hour.
Guess what They found a street A three eighty in
his car that matched the shell. Derek Dagnault, a cousin,
(32:11):
was picked up for her murder.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Wow, that's not cool. Cousins usually don't kill. They're usually
closest with cousins.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
Yeah, there's two sons and no women.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Well.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Australians want to charge your flatulence. Australia's National Science Agency
says charting your flagelence can help scientists learn more about
one of the leading gut health symptoms experienced by Australians.
Why are you throwing things?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
As I finally saw where you put all those papers? Oh,
you put them in my bag.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
So users can track the frequency, the qualities.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yes, not just the quantity, but the quality.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
How would you judge the quality of your fart?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Well, they give you four, they give you five.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Five criteria okay, smell, volume, duration, lingering, and detective bility.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh my god, that's awful.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
And then citizen scientists will help volume.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
What does that entail?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Solid volume? Not volume like the number one, number one,
number number one.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I thought we'd end the show on a good note.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
My wife would be so mad. She would oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
She was usually likes a penis story at number one.
Speaker 9 (33:46):
No.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
No, I mean if I took her to an airport
when she was this pregnant, that she was going to
give birth on the on.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
The gem, why would that be your fault?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I don't know. She'd find a way.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
A passenger traveling through my Nami International gave birth in
the departures area. With the help of employees from multiple agencies.
We got a boy screamed. One of the employees. How
wonderful is that? I love a baby born in the wild?
Do what do you name a baby born in an airport?
(34:17):
What was the Tom Hanks character name who lived in
the terminal?
Speaker 12 (34:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I don't know. He was a It was a strange name. Orville.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Orville now Wilbur, Wilbur. Now you're thinking of Wilson the Volleyball.
Different movie.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
No, I was thinking of the Wright Brothers because it's
an airport. Wow topical. Oh I'm sorry, Sully. Yeah, that
at least moved us into the next forty.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Years years later.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
All Right, John Cobelt Show is up next. We will
see you on Monday. Stay drive.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
What was Denzel's character in flight? He was the drunk
pilot and cocaine.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Okay, but I don't know what his name was.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
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Okay, cleanse your palace.
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I do go for it.
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Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Eight hundred five two zero one five three four eight
hundred five to two oh one KFI gets those Disneyland tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We told you the saga about the actress from Gossip Girl,
Chanelle Banks. She shared a new video on Instagram. The
family is planning a news conference. They had reported her missing.
The LAPD got involved, said that they found her and
she's fine. They said, that's not her. She took to
Instagram with kind of a what seemed like maybe a
(01:38):
bipolar situation episode.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, speaking of bipolar episodes, there was the one on
one freeway had to be shut down for a short
time to They're now calling these types of events where
someone climbs up on a high place, whether it's an
overcrossing or a bridge, a behavioral episode, not a jumpy
behavioral situation. American Airlines is expling that they had to
(02:01):
have one of their pilots perform an expedited climb to
avoid a mountain. Yeah, that way hid during a routine
departure out of Hawaii this week. The plane had just
taken off from Honolulu on its way to la air
Traffic control could rehear telling the pilot turn right and
expedite your climb through terrain.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What happened, It's not like Honolulu to lax is not
a well traveled flight route.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
No, it says the crew did not make the assigned
turn after they took off.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Again, that's pretty routine.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, I'm not quite sure why.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Mountain lions in the Greater LA area are consciously shifting
their activity to avoid interacting with humans. Fascinating big cats
living in areas with higher level of humans may be
more nocturnal than those that live in remote areas where
the felines tend to be active at dawn in dusk.
(02:56):
Although mountain lions prefer to avoid people, when you've got
this many humans in their interface, so to speak, it's
kind of hard to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, mountain lions are doing the work so that coexistence
can happen.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm glad that mountain lions are doing this, because when
I see a mountain lion, I freak out. It's only
happened once, but I mean, those look like formidable, ferocious cats.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I've seen a lot of coyotes in.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
My name too. I've seen a lot of coyotes six
or eight now, they're not looking too good. You're not
looking too good?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, no, And what I love is I'm usually outwalking
the dog, and my dog is not as big as
those coyotes, but he knows there's something there. I mean,
he knows that that's some sort of distant relative of his.
And it's a very weird thing to see him perk
up when those coyotes go running away.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Coca Cola is in trouble because they have an AI
generated Christmas commercial. It's been slammed as a creepy, dysotopian nightmare.
It pays homage to the nineteen ninety five Are Coming campaign.
This is a fifteen second ad depicts a fleet of
cherry red trucks driving down a snowy road to deliver
(04:08):
ice cold bottles of cola. But the disclaimer and small
princess created by real magic AI. They're calling it garbage, ugly, lazy.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
This is a dangerous precedent, and I'm actually surprised Coca
Cola we.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Do too, something as American and Coca Cola like Coca Cola, Budweiser,
what else sort things?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That's it nothing, just Coca Cola and Budwise should stay.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
True to using humans shouldn't they?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
And baseball we should he and Clyde Shalman Umpires and
Clydesdale's and Clydesdale's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, that's the Budweiser part the bush.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Other than that, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Give me the Clydesdales or give me death.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That's a strong call for Thomas pel Uh Thomas Pain.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I don't know that sounds about right.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Amazon is in introducing something called Amazon Hall, a discounted
storefront that offers everything under twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Patrick Henry.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Hall is Amazon's response to Chinese marketplaces like Tmu and Shine,
which have seen rapid growth in the United States because
we are all suckers for the online advertisements that they
they give us.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And Conan O'Brien is going to be the host of
the twenty.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Twenty five OSCARS Gottemy Motion Picture Arts and Science has
made the announcement today. He wrote, he wrote, America demanded it,
and now it's happening. Taco Bell's new Cheesy Cheloupa Supreme.
In other news, I'm hosting The.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Love a Cheloopa, The Crisp and the Salt and the Sauce.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
He starred in a travel show called Conan and O'Brien
must go.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Did you ever watch any of that?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It was actually funny, but I only got about an
episode or two into it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't know why I get Patrick and her. Patrick
Henry and Tom Payne mixed up. I mean, both very
active in the revolution. But Patrick Henry was the firebrand.
He was the orator. Thomas Paine was the guy who
wrote stuff and that you know distributed that. Yes, the
written guy.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oration of give me Liberty or give me Death.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's Patrick Henry.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, not a lot of recordings of that.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well, Gary, Uh, it was a long time ago. I
don't know if they had a cassette tape recorders.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It's probably real, the real.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Oh boy, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I'm so excited for this weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Why tell me more about this?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You said this earlier, and I'm curious as to what's
going on in your head now.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
This is just a crucial stretch for the La Chargers.
The next five games are going to be very telling.
They've had They've won four of their last five. It's
been a spate of teams that have had a rocky start.
So this is where you're going to find out what
the Chargers are made of. And then five games and
it starts with the Bengals on Sunday night. Joe Burrow
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and the Bengals are not as bad as their record
would suggest. They are always a good team. They play
these guys tough, and it's gonna be under the lights.
This is the number one defense and the Chargers and
they get to show the entire country what they're doing,
which is just lights out, shut down football, allowing the
fewest points in the league. Justin Herbert is one hundred
(07:27):
and ten percent healthy, which is watching a superhero every
freaking Sunday when he is healthy, and you don't know
how he's gonna hurt you, whether he's gonna hurt you
with his legs or with his cannon. He's putting the
ball wherever he wants to put it. It's insane what's
going on in terms of all three phases of the game.
All cyll inderspiring for them. So I'm super excited. I'm
(07:48):
super excited to keep the train rolling. I'm nervous, but
I'm not nervous. I just feel good about this team
right now. And Hardbob, all the hype he's getting is
so deserved. You just want those guys respond to him
and it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
It's easy to be a fan.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It is easy because he's a fan.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
And then do you have a preference day game versus
primetime games at so far?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh I love a primetime game. Yeah, it just it
just adds that much more excitement and under the lights
and the hype videos and then when they turn the
lights off and it's pitch black in there and there's fans.
The Charters fans have materialized this season, I mean, and
they're loud, and it's just an exciting time for that.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
We play our Gas fantasy for play every week during
the NFL season, except the first week this year because
we were on vacations.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, that was dumb.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That was a while ago. They should have waited. They
should have pushed the season back.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They should.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
We put four games up on Twitter.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
All you have to do is pick who is going
to win each of those four games.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Jacob, what's our first game? All right? Our first game?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
We have the Green Bay Packers at the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's always a fun matchup, isn't it. The Bears are
just flopping around though, didn't they just fire their coach?
To Jacob, I believe so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
The offensive coordinator.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Right, I thought I thought they fired the head coach.
Iber Flus is not his name. I could be wrong.
Maybe they're just talking about when he will be fired.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
They're planning for Monday already.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Packers Bears, Jacob, Who do you think I have the
Packers in this one? Keana Packers Bears, Packers channel.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You were right about that. It's the offensive coordinator they
got rid of. I've got the Packers, man. I got
to make some inroads, but not on this game. I'm
taking the Packers. Game two, all right.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Game two, we have the Cleveland Browns at the New
Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Is this a three and seven versus a two and seven?
I do believe it is. The Saints had that new
coach knew Us bump last week. I'll go with the
Saints at home.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, I don't trust that though. I don't think that lasts.
I'm taking Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's usually good for one game, yes, yeah, but Cleveland
is uninspired, Jacob.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I've got the Browns.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh, I got the Saints.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
All right.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
That's a good, good separation there, starting to see it
now from daylight.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Game three, all right, gave me number three?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
We have the Baltimore Ravens at the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Ooh, Steelers at the top of their division. And I mean,
freaking lamar jack, you can't. I can't bet against him.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
But if I have to look at Mike Tomlin and
explain to him that I chose Baltimore in this game,
He's gonna hurt me with his eyes.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
This is a fight for the AFC North. When is
this game? This is like the game of the week.
It ain't the It ain't the Sunday night. Came it
Monday night?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
No? No, it's at ten am.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh my goodness, give me the Steelers at home.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
There you go, Jacob, I've got Baltimore in this one.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Kea Baltimore. Oh, I took the Steelers as well.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
And our fourth game, all right, the last game we
have the Kansas City Chiefs, still unbeaten, going to Buffalo
to take on the Bills.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
This is the game they lose. And I would bet
all of your I would bet all of you on it.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
You would bet all of me or all of you? Oh,
you'll bet against all of us.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
No, I'm saying I would give you, guys away. What
I truly believe the Bills beat the Chiefs that hand
them their first loss this week in Buffalo.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Well, we have.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Said that Kansas City is the best five and four
team we've ever seen at nine and zero. Yeah, man,
I don't know yet, Jacob, I've got Buffalo this one, Keana,
I got the Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
See, I just feel like your gut, says Patrick Mahomes,
So just go with it.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yes, you're right, gonna go with my gut going Kansas
City on that one.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
All right?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Game one Packers Bears, two is Brown Saints, three raven Steelers,
and four is Chiefs Bills. Let us know who you
think is going to win each of those games. Pick
all four correctly. We have some Gary and Shannon show
swag from the closet for you coming up.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh my goodness, it's already twelve thirty. Holy hell. Do
we even have enough people who learn things this week?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yes, oh we do, Yes, Oh, okay, we'll do Gary
and Shannon.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
What you are going to go to tinkle?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
What it's that exciting? You're gonna wet your pants?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Well, we don't have any commercials until the end of
the show.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Oh that part of it. Yeah, you might want to
go get rid of extra. Yeah, I'm so excited, I'm
gonna pee.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I don't know. Well, you made it sound like what
was prompting you to.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Gary Shannon. This is just Jeff and Branda Park, California.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Boy.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
I certainly listen and certainly enjoy listening to both of you.
I certainly hope that the rest of the rest of
southern California can realize how lucky we are to have
intelligent radio announcers who can help guide us through the
madness that is called modern life. Take care, Thank you
so much.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Well, when we find those radio hosts, we will thank
them for did you pay him something?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Totally unsolicito question? And super excited to be going to
my first Chargers games. Can't believe it. My husband's a
Bengal fan.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I am a Charger fan, so this is going to be.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
A great matchup.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I just want to know which way I wear?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Is it cold?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Is it hot? Let me know, never been to a
game and never been to one in prime time?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, let me check a forecast. That's a very good
question for Inglewood on Sunday. It looks like it's going
to be you know, it's going to be probably pre game.
All right, Well, so the game kick off is at
five twenty, So at five twenty it's going to be
sixty degrees. So I would dress warm, but not too warm.
(13:51):
Sweatshirt probably sweatshirt, maybe bring a beanie something like that.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I the game I went to last year was December,
second week of December, and it was I was hot
in a sweatshirt.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I wore a T shirt most of the day. I
mean it was It wasn't primetime.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You were going through the change last year?
Speaker 10 (14:08):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Is that what it was? That's what prompted my hot flashes.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That was mildly funny, Wasn't it?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
That I was going through the check? What you learned
this week on the Gary and Channon Show, Good Morning?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
This week, I learned he's bouncing off my booty cheeks
and there is no wares.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Hey, guys. What I learned on the Gary and Shannon
Show this week is I really.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Really like.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
If you couldn't hear that one? He said he really
really likes country music.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Hey, Gary and Channon, It's Lindsay in Vegas. And this
week on Gary and Channon, I learned unfortun I learned
the lyrics to good Looking by Dick and Dallas and guys,
I'm legally blind and even I can't un see that.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
So thank you, thank you very much Shannon for that.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I still love you, love you too.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
I need brain bleach.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Now, have a great weekend brain bleach.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Hey, Gary and Shannon. This is what I learned this
week that I too, like Shannon, like a good butter
sandwich and also start to crave those fatty foods whenever
you guys talk about diabetes. So have a great weekends.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Weird how our brains do that.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I've got one King's Hawaiian role at home and I've
been thinking about just one butter. That's all it's left.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Oh, hey, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
What I learned this week from you guys is the
relevance of Bunny in the Snowstorm. You guys talked about
how John Colebot stares at the wall to do you
compress unwind well fist in the Daredevil series played by
It was that Vincent Denelfrey.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
He stares at a stolen painting that looks like a
stuck a wall. I guess that's the reason.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
Kind of unwind, and that pain is called Bunny in.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
The Snowstorm anyway brought relevance to it.
Speaker 11 (16:15):
Have an awesome day, Love you guys.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
He's also a criminal mastermind, which I don't think John is.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
We don't know that, Gary, Shannon, I love your show.
I knew that Shannon honors her grandmother by saying Tuesday
and onion. What I learned this week was that she
honors drunk Valley girls when she talks about care buyers.
Loveshell talks about what hair buyers care bears hair buyers.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I didn't catch that. I didn't catch that. You said
that funny, like the other things I catch all the time, right,
but not that one.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You usually don't let me slide care bears.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
I know. One thing I learned this week is that
Gary does look like how do you do it?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
He?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
I looked up a picture of how do you do
any and yep, sure enough, I even spin out my soroke,
my shot of sorop that I was kid.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Oh my god, You're never going to leave that one down.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's funny, That's okay, I'm okay.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Not knowing how to pronounce the name of that cheap
ass vodkast Hey, Gary.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Hey, Shannon. This week I learned that the few kids
that you guys put on air cry way less than
the adults that call in to complain.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Oh that's a good point, and think about it.
Speaker 12 (17:29):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Matt Gates smells like axe body spray and stale astrogide.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, that's one of the most descriptive descriptions of someone.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Ever I learned this week with Gary and Shannon. Shannon's
favorite hand tool is a needle nosed hammer and Garry
as a poster.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Of beat Arthur.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
That his how in his room, that's interesting in his
special staring room. That's what he stares at. He just
sits alone in a room and looks at a poster
of b Arthur. It's a boudoir.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, that's in the other room.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yes, hey, robin oc.
Speaker 12 (18:16):
What I learned on the garyan Shannon Show was that
scientist taught rated how to dry, but they didn't teach
him how to parallel park. Therefore they won't be getting
California State life.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
No, no, I have a great day. I don't think
you have to parallel park anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, you don't. You have to do anything. You basically
just show your brain stem and they give you a license, and.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Even that, you could probably just do a reasonable facts simile.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that if I ever needed to recapture escaped research monkeys,
I could use uncrustables as bait.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I don't know if uncrustables would do it for me.
I think a good hostess apple pie and some coffee
I might coming for that. Anyway, y'all have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
See bye.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
We Much like the hostess pie, the uncrustables have the
way of burrowing into your brain chemistry once you've had
a couple of them to where you crave them.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, ultra processed foods. That's how they do it.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's what they do.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
So they do it our nine news nuggets. You need
to know stories. They kind of fell through the cracks.
There was a lot going on, of course, after the
election and the transition and all of the all of
the events thereof. We need to take a break from
that before we kick into the weekend. Okay, here's our
honorable mention. Honorable mention, not to mention, just an honor
(19:45):
serving with you.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Great and honorable motive.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of honorable mention.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well, we wonder why lynd chocolate. We've all had it,
you can get it anywhere. They have admitted that it's
chocolate isn't actually expertly crafted with the finest ingredients. Can
you hear that ad throughout your entire life? Lint chocolate
expertly crafted with the finest ingredients.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
There was a lawsuit, a class action lawsuit that was
launched in February of last year that followed an article
by US Consumer Association that questioned the presence of you know,
heavy metals in dark chocolate bars from several manufacturers, including
a couple of them that were produced by Lint. The
chocolateeers lawyers have maintained that the words excellence and expertly
(20:41):
crafted with the finest ingredients were unactionable puffery.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Puffery, puffery. Therefore, it's simple puffery.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
The court defined product puffery as exaggerated advertising, blustering and
boasting upon which no reasonable buyer would rely. Who pissed
you off?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Like, who's going after link chocolate? Just let them sell
their their chocolate and their puffery.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
It's chocolate.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Calm down, It's like boobs, pizza.
Speaker 8 (21:16):
Number nine, CoP's dirty, nine's partner's dirty too.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
And I speak nine languages basically everybody at table night.
I feel ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 12 (21:29):
Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
From all walkie talkie.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Jordan's McCourt knight. Wasn't Jordan Knight one of the new kids?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I wonder if he got married.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
She's my favorite one.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
McCourt knight, Johnny No, John, Joey, Jordan, Uh, Danny, Danny
and Jeffy jeff Jimmy Joey.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Jordan's was Jordan's brother's name, Donnie? That was not Jordan No,
but he was the other one. It's Jordan's brother who
were missing. Well, I'll get it. This is very important.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
A couple of these people members of prolific drug ring,
operate in the Southwest and Stropshire and importing drugs from Portugal.
Jonathan Knight, John Well, I said John, but I didn't
say Jonathan.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, that's the problem.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
A pair were jailed at Cardiff Crown at the last
weekend after British Transport Police investigation. They said that these
guys were bungling criminals after one of them after Jordan
left a bag containing a hefty amount of ketamine on
a train at Newport station in South Wales, and then
these two guys came running back to the train to
(22:46):
claim their bag of ketamine, even though the train had
already left the station. That must be fun to put
those guys in jail. If you're copy well, you get
the drugs too. I might get to keep all the drugs.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
A child is bold every eight second listening to eight
different bosses drawn on about mission statements here.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
But I think everybody learns at some point in life
that childhood nursery rhymes are pretty.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Damn dark, very dark in many cases, a lot of
dead kids in those. In this case, Have you heard
the story of the muffin Man? Do you know the
muffin Man? According to urban legend, the Kindly Confectioner of
Drury Lane was a kid killer. Yes, that said to
(23:43):
be Frederick Thomas Linwood, a serial slaughterer who allegedly killed
a bunch of kids back in the fifteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
He was a baker, so his method of doing to
was tying bits of string around a beautiful tasty muffin
and drawing the children in with it before he killed them.
Did they get the muffin before they died? I would
think so?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Right, does it matter?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Well, it would just be really cruel if you lured
the child with the muffin and you didn't give the
kid the muffin and then you killed the kid.
Speaker 10 (24:20):
Right.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
The killing of the kid is not the cruel part.
It's whether or not they got the tasty confection.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Well, doesn't a muffin sound good? I have another question?
What was the nursery rhyme? And they all fall down?
It was another dead kid's one ring around the rosies? Yeah,
it was about this the black death.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Oh yeah, you're right, and all the kids that die.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Sorry kids, it was a different time. Stick with Bluie.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
It's number seven. The seventh son of the seventh son
we're on with seven days would have gone in.
Speaker 10 (24:53):
Seven eight seven years of college.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Don seven seven days?
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Well?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Grandmothers can be cantankerous from time to time. Right. This
one was escorted off a jet to flight by armed
police because she refused to pay for a tuna roll
that was still frozen inside.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Seventy nine year old grandma named Lily Head it to
Turkey for a birthday trip with her daughter. Is there
irony that she was on a trip to Turkey but
decided against the Turkey sandwich and went with tuna. She
immediately noticed that the tuna rap was cold and soggy,
and she said it turned out to be frozen inside.
(25:36):
She didn't want to pay for it, but was told
she had to since she opened it.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
And then the.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Problem is that Lily, Grandma Lily, was wasted. Grandma Lily,
her and the daughter brought two bottles of wine and
got a little wasted and then got a little bit
yelly when it came to the frozen tuna you have.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I don't think I'm speaking out of school here. You
have snuck liquors onto airplanes before, yes, okay, but never
to the point where you've been yelling at the flight attendants.
Speaker 12 (26:12):
No.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Isn't there something There's a mechanism, And I don't know
if it's a mechanism in other people as well. I
in those events where if I do start to feel
like maybe I've had a couple extras, you know, maybe
I should have stopped it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Soon go to sleep, well, I go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
But also I am extremely aware of not yelling, not yes, right.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I do not want to.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I do not want to be involved with anybody you get.
You're like my grandfather.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I could never tell when my grandfather drank, and if
he drank too much or maybe too much, he didn't
mean to drink as much. He would just go silent.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah, and you do that too, my dad when he rarely,
I mean one hand the times I could never even
think of him drinking more than one drink.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
In an instance, he would.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Giggle, Oh really, I would love to hear that.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
And it was the great I mean, it was the greatest, funniest,
you know, full body laugh.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
It was really fun. That is great.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Number six six.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
You got six, she got six.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Number six, there's six more weeks of later by a
picture of me or Rabbi and six drunken longshom.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I would just dig her in a nursing home closer
to us.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
I don't have to drive stick down drink another six pack.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
I don't know if this should be celebrated, because I
feel like this is a time bomb waiting to go off.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Jenna and Mitchell Brotherson have been married for four years,
but if it weren't for a skiing accident, they might
never have gotten married.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It was February twenty twenty when she broke up with
him because she was too overwhelmed. The following day, he
went skiing on Beaver Mountain. He landed on his head
after a jump, completely blacked out, woke up paramedics taking
him down the slope. He had zero memory of getting
broken up with.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah, he in fact called her to pick him up
from the hospital, like, hey, babe, I've been in an accident.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Could you come get me.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Despite the fact that the day before she broke up
with him.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Do you think he really had an accident?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
That's a Hallmark movie because it's skiing. It's Christmas time, right,
And then it turns out towards the end he remembers
everything and she finds out because he's giving details about
his skiing trip that he was supposedly completely blacked out from.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
And here's the other thing. She's blind.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
And literally didn't see it coming.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
And he can't read.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Wait what he can't read?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I'm just adding some layers. Oh, okay, remember the story
we crafted earlier.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Huh he's is he a former football player? Like there's
got to be some like high profile or she's a
former model something that. You know, it can't just be
small town, you know.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Upper or she's like Lindsay Vaughn and he wants to
like into the skiing game an impress her, and so
he's like secretly learning his ski.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Overdoes it and he overdoes it. Here's number five five
rules five. This is the year five point five. Five
would be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately. Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
We have an engineer that used to raise mice responsibly,
responsibly the Fancy Mouse Club forget what it's called, the society,
Fancy Mouse Society something like that, and had like a
whole garage for mouse storage and things, and they would
dress the mouse the mice up and they would do
like fashion shows and stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, but there was a guy.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
In New Hampshire who had to surrender one hundred and
fifty tanks. I'm assuming aquarium style tanks with mice in them.
What was he using his mice for. I don't think
he was using them for anything. I just think that
they were pets that got out of hand. I'm not wild,
but but rather bred to be pets. They're usually curious,
highly social, get to care for. But they said that
(30:02):
there were as many as four hundred mice that they
had to take away.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
From this guy that they're trying to adopt out number
four four minute.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
It is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Come number four. This isn't the same world you left
four years ago.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Over the weekend in Scandinavia, there was a BMW shop
and a moose crashed into the shop and completely crushed
a Classic eight series that was getting fully restored. Everybody's fine.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Was it a real moose or was it like one
of those insurance fraud guys pressed up like a fake
moose and attacked it own car?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Number three three.
Speaker 11 (30:43):
Shall be the number count and the number of the
counting shall be.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 12 (30:49):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
All three three. I got all three of you guys
for the rest of your nat being born live. After
about three days, they both started to stink.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh, it's a good boy.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
That's a good good boy Titan.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Is that good boy Titan is responsibly microchipped thanks to
his owners. But the body of Mandy Rose Reynolds found
burning in a storage container in a field in McLennan County,
Texas in April of last year. The remains burned beyond recognition.
There was a three eighty shell casing found inside the container.
(31:24):
Responding officers also found a white dog barking frantically, and
that dog would not leave the scene or be captured.
The body was removed. A citizen reported seeing the dog
sitting in the same spot it had been good, loyal,
wonderful dog. They found this dog had a microchip able
to identify that it belonged to Mandy, and that led
(31:46):
police to suspect that it was her body, and they
went to her home found it empty with all of
her possessions, including her car missing. Two days later, a
guy spotted driving her car near Wichitah attempt to pull
him over. Over he's driving one hundred miles an hour.
Guess what They found a street A three eighty in
his car that matched the shell. Derek Dagnault, a cousin,
(32:11):
was picked up for her murder.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Wow, that's not cool. Cousins usually don't kill. They're usually
closest with cousins.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
Yeah, there's two sons and no women.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Well.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Australians want to charge your flatulence. Australia's National Science Agency
says charting your flagelence can help scientists learn more about
one of the leading gut health symptoms experienced by Australians.
Why are you throwing things?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
As I finally saw where you put all those papers? Oh,
you put them in my bag.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
So users can track the frequency, the qualities.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yes, not just the quantity, but the quality.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
How would you judge the quality of your fart?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Well, they give you four, they give you five.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Five criteria okay, smell, volume, duration, lingering, and detective bility.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh my god, that's awful.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
And then citizen scientists will help volume.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
What does that entail?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Solid volume? Not volume like the number one, number one,
number number one.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I thought we'd end the show on a good note.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
My wife would be so mad. She would oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
She was usually likes a penis story at number one.
Speaker 9 (33:46):
No.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
No, I mean if I took her to an airport
when she was this pregnant, that she was going to
give birth on the on.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
The gem, why would that be your fault?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I don't know. She'd find a way.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
A passenger traveling through my Nami International gave birth in
the departures area. With the help of employees from multiple agencies.
We got a boy screamed. One of the employees. How
wonderful is that? I love a baby born in the wild?
Do what do you name a baby born in an airport?
(34:17):
What was the Tom Hanks character name who lived in
the terminal?
Speaker 12 (34:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I don't know. He was a It was a strange name. Orville.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Orville now Wilbur, Wilbur. Now you're thinking of Wilson the Volleyball.
Different movie.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
No, I was thinking of the Wright Brothers because it's
an airport. Wow topical. Oh I'm sorry, Sully. Yeah, that
at least moved us into the next forty.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Years years later.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
All Right, John Cobelt Show is up next. We will
see you on Monday. Stay drive.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
What was Denzel's character in flight? He was the drunk
pilot and cocaine.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Okay, but I don't know what his name was.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
All right, Okay, you've been listening to The Gary and
Shannon Show. You can always hear us live on KFI
AM six forty nine am to one pm every Monday
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