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August 19, 2025 29 mins
Russia/UKR/USA tri lats / Epstein Flues to Congress /  ‘America First’ Test for teachers / 3I :Atlas Update
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to KFI
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demand on the iHeartRadio app. So he used AI to
have Kid Rock dressed up his uncle Sam, pointing to
the camera with the big caption in white block letters
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
Kid Rock posted a rebuttal last.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Night saying the only support Gavin new scum we'll ever
get out of me is from D's Nuts.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's where we've.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Musk responded, laughing face emoji.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
We're done. It's over, guys.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Just pack it up, Pack up the Republic. Take a
sharpie right on the box. It was fun while it lasted.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh my god, what are we doing here, folks.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Let's hope that three IYE Atlas is the spacecraft with
higher sentient beings coming to repopulate either either either repopulate
the Earth or with smarter or use us as cattle
feed for whatever creatures they have from where they come from?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Whence they come many days less? I don't know, one
hundred something.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I think we're down to like one, maybe one or
twelve something like I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Gonna look it up. I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
We do have a three Eye Atlas update coming up
later this hour because this mysterious object that is moving
through the Solar system is is apparently producing its own light.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
And asteroids don't do that. They're calling it a really
fun space rock. Okay, that's what they say.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's what you say to kids when you taken to
the dentist. Yeah, we're gonna go. We're gonna go talk
to somebody really fun who has fun tools, and they're
gonna look inside your headhole. Everything's fine, it is warm.
Red flag warning is going to go into effect from
nine o'clock tomorrow morning through nine pm Saturday for portions

(02:19):
of the mountains in the foothills of l a Inventura County.
Fire weather watch also goes into effect Thursday morning Saturday.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Did you work out your trylads this morning? Nolas. This
is a funny word.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Apparently, President Trump is using trilats as one of the
new the new things to say. Obviously, after yesterday's meeting
between himself and President Dolenski attended by all of the
not all of them, but a lot of very important
European leaders, he said, this is a this is a

(02:54):
good thing. He called President Putin immediately afterwards and spent
at forty minutes on the phone with him explaining what
deals need to be made and kind of kind of
the framework perhaps of what sort of a ceasefire might
look like.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I think they're doing okay. I wouldn't say they are
ever going to be best friends, but they're doing okay,
and we're just going to see the ones that have
to call the shots where we're seven thousand miles away.
I hope that Lensky President Zelynsky will do what he
has to do.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
He has to show some flexibility and listen this hate
the guy, love the guy, praise the guy, want the
guy to burn in a fire. This is a massive,
massive deal to have been able to get that many
European leaders in the White House to discuss the most

(03:49):
severe military action on the European continent since World War Two.
This is a big deal. Everybody hopes that Trump can
somehow broke.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Her some sort of a deal to end all of this.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
He's still got some weird He's got some weird things
about it though that don't make sense to me, a
weird attitude towards it.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
This is an example of it.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
But this was a war, and Russia is a powerful
military nation. You know, whether people like it or not,
it's a powerful nation. It is a much bigger nation.
It's not a war that should have been started. You
don't do that. You don't take he goes.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
You don't take on a larger a larger country. Wait
a minute.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
And I don't know if he's just playing Devil's advocate,
like he's just trying to play both sides so that
he can manufacture a deal so that something comes out
of it, because you can't. You cannot look at what
happened and say that Ukraine had anything to do with
the military invasion.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, he's absolutely playing both sides, and I don't know
how successful that is.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Here's the other thing. I don't know what he can
possibly do.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
When you talk about peace between Ukraine and Russia and
land land compromise, you're talking about peace in the Middle East. Essentially,
you're talking about Gaza Like. There's just certain things that
have gone on for thousands of years and certain fights
over land that will never be resolved even if you

(05:21):
come to the table and say we have a compromise,
we have a.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Deal that means s that means nothing.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
And it's one of those things because Putin has been
so intransigent about his feelings towards Ukraine that it has
always been Russian territory.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
There is exactly independence, exactly.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That's why I compare it to what's going on with Gaza,
you know, and it comes down to not to be
all America.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
First, but what are we going to do? What is
our role?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Are we going to continue to fund Ukraine in this
forever war? Because I don't think Putin's gonna make any
sort of concessions when it comes to land concession. I
just don't see that happening.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, well, listen, they haven't set a date at any
time for this trilateral sit down United States, Ukraine, and Russia.
We don't know a location, but we do know that
we are a step closer to it today than we
were yesterday at this time.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
So that's good news. That's good.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's just one of those sort of things that it's
easy to be pessimistic about this.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
So but we're headed in the right direction now.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm eating healthy today. I'm going to eat a cheeseburger tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Why would you do that? Russia?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Okay, we'll come to the table today tomorrow, we're going
to use our missiles.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
That's just the way it is. Oh and oh, by
the way, Russia did launch several missiles. Yeah, after that
meeting exactly, So cheeseburgers. The Jeffrey Epstein files are going
to be turned over to Congress.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
We'll talk about that when we come back.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
But just in time for the heat up, the La
County Department of Public Health is warning you to stay
out of the ocean several beaches because of high bacteria levels.
Mother's Beach in Marina del Ray, Murray Canyon, storm drain
at Puerco Beach.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Nothing like playing in the storm drain.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Santa Monica Pier they set one hundred yards up and
down and then Ramirez Creek at Paradise Cove one hundred
yards up and down from the pier.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Really kickstart that weight loss plan.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
We have never had an object like this to study before,
says one scientist another. We don't know exactly where it
came from, but it definitely came from outside the Solar system. Yes,
the name comes from Eye for Interstellar three.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
As the third such object.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Detected three I Atlas Atlas for the network of telescopes
that identified it. We'll be telling you the status of
the bright source of light that may destroy us all
coming up later in the hour.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
We don't know that.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
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Speaker 2 (08:42):
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Speaker 6 (08:50):
What hell, No, I'm gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Toing with our emotions. Well, I bought that first part.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I thought I thought he would know, of all people,
because he sounds familiar. That we had an edict about
this News and Bruise, and the edict was this, it's
a no excuses news and Bruce.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
There's no excuse.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
You can't use its Thursday as an excuse not to come.
It's the summertime. There are a million ways to get
out of work on Friday. If you want to go
balls to the wall now, I will say this, we
are a morning program. You know. You don't have to
go balls to the wall. You can come, have a
couple pops, they serve coffee, they serve coffee, Just enjoy
yourself and then make it to work on Friday.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Have a nice little like late week break in the action.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Anyway, the point is there are no excuses. If your
ass isn't in the seats, your ass has a problem.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
House Committee was forced to issue a subpoenut to the
Department of Justice to compel the release of Jeffrey Epstein files.
House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer has said that Justice
Department is going to start to turn over it's Epstein
related materials coming Friday now.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
What will we find in these materials? The answer is
not a lot. This has been kind of the way
the Jeffrey Epstein related materials release has gone from go
from the time that Pam Bondy said that she had
the binders on her desk, that Donald Trump had ordered
her to go through them and release them till she

(10:28):
showed up at the White House with the binders until now,
it's much ado about nothing. And I think that that's
part of the problem for the Trump administration and the supporters,
is that they were part of touting the files that
they would have a lot of substance to them. They
would tell us a lot of things. And I don't

(10:51):
think that they were lying or they're trying to hide anything.
I just think they oversold these things to the base
and all along there wasn't a lot there there.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
But yet every.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Time this news hits us Epstein files to be released,
we get all excited because of that name Epstein and
what's in there, and we expect more and more and more.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
There's just not enough there there.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I go back to my original feeling about Jeffrey Epstein,
and it's this, the most richest, the most powerful men
in the world, are not going to trust somebody with
their deepest, darkest secrets if there's any chance those are
going to get out, and they haven't, and that's why
they gave their trust to Jeffrey Epstein and he died

(11:35):
with their trust. There's nothing there. I don't think that
is going to be made public.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I'm I don't know. I'm agnostic about whether or not
there's information there. To me, the cover up is arguably
the worst. But if there's nothing to cover up, then
why tell us that there was?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Because that was fueling the people to get to the polls.
People wanted Trump to be Some people wanted Trump to
be elected to expose this very thing that was their
number one issue. Expose Epstein, expose all the elites. It's
going to get my ass to the polling place. Maybe
my ass would not have gotten to the polling place.
Big on ass today.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
But like you know what I mean, it created that very.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Important voter enthusiasm for a segment of the Trump base
got very enthusiastic to get to the voting polls, to
vote for him, to get this release, to uncover all
of those elites.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I just don't I don't know if I've gone back
and forth on this, specifically on these files, the release
of the files. Not that I want them hidden, but
I think I've gone back and forth with the whole, like, well,
what are we going to learn from them?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah? They should be out there.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I mean, this guy was an absolute monster who you know,
paraded these young women and girls through South Florida and
New Mexico and New York and Paris, I mean and
his island. I mean he was He was an absolute
abomination of a human being, and anybody who helped him
do that should be exposed. But I think your point

(13:12):
is he was too careful. Yeah, and he carefully guarded
the secrets that people entrusted him with and took those
things to the grave.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
These aren't guys showing up at Stargarden to get a
little uh you.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Know, ass.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Sorry, I gotta kind, I gotta find a better word today.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
These aren't guys going to Stargarden and Resida for a
little fun titlation, the little titillation.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Thank you for raising the bar by one notch.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
These were people with a lot to lose, the most
to lose, and they trusted this guy for a reason,
and he literally died to protect them.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
And that is what they expected and that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
There is something that is bubbling up that next month
when Congress does go back in session.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
I mentioned this yesterday.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Congressman Thomas Massey out of Kentucky has teamed up with
Democrat Rocanna out of California. They have a resolution that
will be voted on on the floor of the House
calling for the unseiling of all of the files.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
So we'll see this.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
This story, although it's been in sort of a dormant
state for the last couple of weeks, is going to
wake back up in the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
All right, coming up next, Oh, teachers are going to
have to take a test California, New York, Oklahoma. It's
all about America first to teachers know enough to be
teaching our youth. Oh my god, I can I can
hear the screams right now from teachers going you want

(14:46):
me to what what.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
You're listening to? Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Am six forty.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
You're going to get in. Have you ever heard that
you're supposed to drink cold water? Yes?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
For weight loss purposes, Like you drink cold water because
it takes your body, yes, or your body uses energy
to warm it up.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, Okay, so I should go put put this in
the fridge.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm not saying you have to do. I'm not saying.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I'm just saying that that's a thing someone once said
at some point, not that you need it.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I Higher prices in the fridge.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Okay, and some economic uncertainty are keeping homes on the
market longer. There's a news story that came out of
Redfin that says the typical home that went under contract
in July had been on the market for forty three days.
That's up from thirty five days a year ago. And
it's actually the longest span for any July since twenty fifteen.

(15:48):
So maybe some some signs of slowing in the housing market.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oklahoma has rolled out a test for teachers.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Oklahoma where the wind came sweeping down the plane.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Don't stop there.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's all I got, you know, I know, we belonged
to the land, Yippika, and the land we belonged to
his grand and.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Then three, because that's all I know. Can you do
Surry with the fringe on top? I thought was Surrey
the fringe on top? No, that's Oklahoma, the corn is
as high as an elephant's. That's that's a different one.
That's a different song.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, that's there's golden haze on the man. Oh that's
so Oklahoma. Hold on, no, that's the same show. What
a Beautiful Morning. Yes, I want Jim Nighbors to sing that.
That's a great song anyway, Oklahoma Surrey with a fringe

(16:54):
on top.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I mean, that's that's one that gets people going, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
All Right?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Okay, hey, Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
People are moving out of California, right, They're moving out
of California and they're going to places like Oklahoma. Well, now,
Oklahoma says, all right, if you're teaching, if you're teaching
our youth and you're coming from California, you're going to
have to take a test teach your applicants from California
and New York, glaringly blue states have to prove they

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are have to prove they are worthy of teaching the
youth in Oklahoma by passing what has described had been
described as an America first test in order to receive
a teaching certificate to do what they do in Oklahoma.
The policy is not meant, they say, to root out
woke in doctrinators. They suggest, however, that teachers from New

(17:46):
York and California may fail to adequately teach the role
that Christianity played in the nation's development. You're not going
to lie to kids about the influences Christianity had on
American history. We want you to teach history appropriately. And
to that end, I ask you this. I went to

(18:07):
Catholic grammar school, where you learned about, you know, unipero
Sarah and the missions and the trail and all of
the roles that Christianity had in settling the West. Is
that taught in public schools?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yes, when you.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Were when you were a youth. Was that taught the
religious aspect of it? Or was it all the Christians
took in the Indians and did bad things and forced
them into labor on the on the Uniper of Sarah Trail.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I don't remember any of the negative aspects of it
until probably high school and definitely college for sure. I
do remember there being discussion of religion being one of
the main drivers for the missions. I mean, we're in California,
so obviously it's part of our California state curriculum.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
But even in Catholic school. Well, I do remember.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
The then I don't want to say the narrative, but
the notion that the Native Americans were forced into Christianity.
That was also in the books. Yeah, that was not
Christianity washed.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
That was there.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Now, the guy who was in charge of all of
this for Oklahoma, the superintendent of the public school I'm
not sure exactly what his title is for the state,
but Ryan Walters is this guy. Ryan Walters has said
he wants to promote Bible infused learning plans in Oklahoma.
He wants to lean on schools to air a video

(19:40):
pray of him praying for Donald Trump and attacking liberals.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
The public education.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
System for K through twelve students is last among all states,
according to Walat.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I will just say the article in front of us
is from MSNBC. So when they say when they write, unfortunately,
you have to do this with all media now, they
write things like he wants to lean on schools to
era a video of him praying for Donald Trump and
attacking liberals. I don't know if that's what that is truly.
I'd have to see the video for myself.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
But this goes back to a discussion that we've that
I think we've had for seventy years, eighty year, one
hundred years is where does where does a religious topic
of religion? I should say, where does that come into education?
It's it's clearly, even if you're an atheist, you don't care,

(20:34):
you don't go to church, whatever, you have to acknowledge
that religion has played and continues to play a massive
role in politics culture.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
You can't you can't separate them. It's worth teaching.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
When I was in high school, we did a whole
segment on the Old Testament, partly because it's so similar
to other texts from other religions as well, It's not
just Christianity.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
But we in a public school.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
If you didn't have a Bible, they gave you one
so that you could read along with you know, the
first I don't remember which, I guess it was the
pentitook it was the first five books, but it was that,
you know, the literature, religious literature and its importance in
the way that culture has thrived.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I went to a Catholic grammar school. I went to
a public high school.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
And I will say this, as much as we made
fun of the Catholic grammar school when we were in it,
it felt heavy to go to Mass every Tuesday morning.
It felt heavier to have to confess sins you did
not commit to a priest that was as seventy years
old when you were nine. All of that was all
awkward and weird and felt forced. I will say this,

(21:46):
in high school that was lacking. Something was lacking. When
I say something, I mean some sort of backbone of
right and wrong. All of that lacking clearly morals at
least that's.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
How it felt for me.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yes now, And that's why people choose schools so too
for their children. Right, Sometimes people who are not super
religious will choose a religious school for that very reason. Absolutely,
and that's a choice you get to make as a
parent for the most part. Sometimes, I mean, there's shit.
I'm pretty sure there are schools that are low cost,

(22:21):
if anything, you know that they're that people aren't priced
out of going having their kids go to some sort
of religion, some sort of school with a religious lean.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
They're not all expensive, right, That's what I'm trying to say.
I have no idea, but I would assume, and you
better decide soon because three I Atlas is on its way.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
Oh yeah, Also, it doesn't really matter well, I mean
decide now so that they get a beginning of the
school year before the world is overtaken by alien feeders.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
An update on three.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I I hope they like this che Do you think
that AI Atlas creatures creatures are going.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
To like our show? I don't think they understand the line.
Are they listening right now? They're probably listening because of
how far away.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Because of how far away they are, they're probably listening
to like a last week's show. Oh so they could
always download the podcast more on that.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
I think they're more advanced. They're probably listening to next
week's show.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
We want you to join our conversation.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
There was an article in the La Times this morning
about Southern California's worst and best freeways. It's one of
the topics near and dear to our heart. It comes
up from time to time, it changes from time to time.
Sometimes we think nostalgically when we think about the best
and worst freeways in Southern California, don't we If you
grew up here, you probably have a best and worse

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that may not have held up to the test.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Of time, but damn you remember it. We want to
know what you.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Feel the best or the worst freeways are in southern California.
The Stretch I'm partial to the five through nor Walk
that seems to be under construction since I've moved here
twenty years ago. Uh, there are so many spots. I mean,
let's let's venture away from the obvious one, the Orangs Crush. Okay,
we get it, the one oh one four oh five interchange,

(24:27):
we get it. We're talking about the weedy the weeds,
not the people who come here for a week and
think they know because they sit through that awful, awful
intersection of the one oh one four oh five. We're
talking about the people who live here and know and suffer.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Maybe the comet or whatever spacecraft it is is going
to come take care of traffic.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
It was first detected in July, this visitor from outer
space known as.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Three I Atlas.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, and there's a guy out of Harvard again Harvard
who has made some bold predictions about space things in
the past that some of them have come true and
some of them have not. He has said this thing
doesn't look like anything that he has seen before, and
therefore could be signs of intelligent life, maybe even a

(25:21):
spacecraft from some other place coming here because we've made
so much damn noise and we refuse to turn down
the music.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Whatever it is, Avi lob is his name.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
He pointed to some observations from the Hubble Space telescope
about three i atlas, this thing making its way into
our solar system, and he said it showed a glow
of light, likely from a coma ahead of the motion
of three iye atlas towards the sun. Coma is the
cloud that would surround the nucleus of a comet.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
He said.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
There is no evidence, however, for a bright comentary tail
in the opposite direction, suggesting its evidence that the dust
was evaporating from the Sun's facing sun facing side of
this whole thing.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
So it's pretty far fetched.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
But Avi Loeb is suggesting that maybe this thing generates
its own light. What does that mean that it's not
reflecting the sun.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
It has its own sun, It's got its own source
of energy.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Could be a sun, could be a moon. Here's what's interesting.
He suggests two possibilities.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Either this thing is naturally emitting radiation because it happens
to be a fragment from the core of a nearby
supernova that is rich in radioactive material. Or and this
is a big butt, it's a spacecraft powered by nuclear energy,
and the dust emitted from the frontal surface might be
from dirt that accumulated on its surface during it's interstellar travel.

(27:02):
He's first to say, listen, I know it's highly unlikely.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
So yeah, it's a comet, is what it is. It's
not an alien spaceship that's going to come.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
But if I'm an alien give explorer, if I'm an
alien rocket scientist, I'm going to make it look like
a comet so I could get as close as possible
before I pop out with all my tentacles and eat humans.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
How many tentacles do you think it has? Forty? Forty tentacles?
It looks like one of them rabbits out of Colorado.
The actual alien or the space What are you talking about?
What the alien? The alien?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
So there's just one alien inside or multiple? How big
is this spaceship you think about? Yea big a football field? No, No,
bigger or smaller? Smaller? How am I going to fit
aliens with forty tentacles in that thing?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
How big do you think they are. How big are
that You're assuming alien's really big.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
If it's really small, well then it's just like a
little baby octopus.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
We can shoot those.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
But that thing lives in an environment that is so
anethemacho human life that once he crashes down.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
And all of his air starts spreading. Can we shoot them? Oh?
You could try. Really, they're not susceptible to bullets.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
It probably just probably just eat that hot lead. I
wonder what they taste like. I love calamari. Obviously they
taste like ammonia.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Ammonia? Why, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
I don't know what aliens taste like. I'm just I'm
just spitballing here.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
What about like if the tentacles are like mazzarella sticks,
then that alien's in trouble.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Get me some MARINERA. All right, this is why the
aliens are coming, by the way.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, because we keep doing this. Wouldn't it be funny
if you if they heard that and then just said,
all right, I'm out dramatic dramatic U turn of three.
I as the fatties are gonna.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Eat us Johnny, Chapter twelve. I am the light of
the world. Whoever follows me will not walk in darkness,
but we'll have the light of life. The three I
at Lias isn't a comment. It's the second coming.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Hotly, why are you laughing like that? That's a I
don't think that that. You don't think that was wrong.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
When Jesus arrives, I don't think it'll be in the
form of a comment.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
You also will not know the day.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Or the enner.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
All right, thank you for that, Freeways.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
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