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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Tens of thousands of Palestinians are now headed back to
the northern area of the Gaza Strip. Israel has withdrawn
from part of that under this deal that was reached
between Israel and Hamas, of course, a lot of pressure
put on them both sides from the United States, Arab countries, etc.
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In an attempt to end this two year war in Gaza.
I don't know if they crossed the fingers in that
part of the world, but everybody's hoping that this thing
kind of sticks to the way it is. Stocks have
fallen today President Trump threatened to crank up the tariffs
on China. Did Dow Jones had dropped more than five
(00:52):
hundred points almost six hundred points a little bit earlier today,
and while stocks have been looking for a slight gain
this morning. Then Trump took to social media to truth
social specifically and said he's considering a bunch of increases
on tariffs of Chinese imports. He's pretty upset at the
restrictions that China has been placing on the exports now
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of the rare earth minerals that we rely on China
for in such great quantity. Well, it's noon, and at
noon we check in to see what else is going on.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Time for what's happening will go.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
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nine ninety nine sixty. The explosion at a Tennessee military
munitions plant has killed several people and several others are
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still missing. The secondary explosions at this place, called Accurate
Energetic Systems forced to first responders to keep their distance
from this burning field of debris. I just saw a
short time ago a split screen between a satellite image
which was taken just a couple of months ago of
the building and what's left of it today. It is gone.
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It's just wiped off the face of the earth. The
website for that company, Accurate Energetic Systems, says it makes
and tests explosives at an eight building facility in an
area near buck Snort, which of course is a town
in Tennessee. Bucksnort. It's about sixty miles southwest of Nashville.
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They said the cause of the expl explosion not immediately known,
but the sheriff in Humphreys County, Chris Davis, said at
a news conference that it was devastating. Said although the
scene was secure from any large explosions, smaller ones can
still be heard. They said that this was military grade
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TNT that they use and produce and store. The There
is some C four in there as well. All of
that went up in this early morning explosion. The Nobel
Peace Prize was handed out today and I mentioned, of
course this Midy's peace deal that was broken in large
part by President Trump. He didn't get credit for it,
at least not from the Nobel people. Now, there's a
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couple of different reasons. Number one is nominations for the
Nobel Prize come in by January thirty. First, he'd been
in office for all of ten days eleven days by
the time the nominations were in. Now that's not to
say that he couldn't be nominated again and potentially get
it next year. But this year it went to Maria
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Corina Machado, a Venezuelan politician former opposition presidential candidate. They
awarded it to her today for her quote tireless work
promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela. She actually
gave a shout out to President Trump for being on
her same side when it comes to Venezuelan politics. Dodgers
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advanced to the NLCS. They beat the Phillies and extra
innings in the game four of their division series. I
played it for you earlier, but you can hear on
the Spanish language broadcast from last night's game if you
saw it. There was the pitcher for the Phillies. The
ground ball goes right back to him with the bases loaded.
He kind of misplays the ball and instead of throwing
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to first for the easy err out, he tries to
throw home to get the pinch runner. He was safe
by a mile and it was a bad throw. And
you can hear the guys in the Spanish language broadcast
yelling why why home plate.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
As kim at latter lasimitriviere kirkreak that home plate bookut.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The home plate home plate poor k Anyway, So the
Dodgers will take on the winner of tomorrow night's Cubs
Brewers game in Milwaukee.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
If the Brewer win, they have home field advantage, so
that series will start. The National League Championship Series would
start in Milwaukee. If the Cubs win. The Dodgers hold
home field advantage, and that series would start on Monday
at Dodger Stadium. Katie Porter not really making a lot
of public comments regarding the videos that have now gone viral.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
A couple of old videos.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
We told you about, the interview, of course, from earlier
in the week where she sat down with a CBS
reporter and came off very poorly, very combative, even though
she thought the reporter was the one being unnecessarily aggressive.
And then a couple more videos that show her just
being an absolute beast, not just to her staff but
to other people in the room. The lighting is bad,
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someone's in her shot. I haven't really seen much in
terms of how that's going to affect her campaign, But
like I said earlier in the show, I'm pretty sure
someone's gonna put a poll out in the next couple
of days to get that powerful magnitude seven point five
four earthquake hit in the southern Philippines, killing at least
two people. Some towns near the Epper Center suffered structural damage.
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Authorities are saying be careful. There could be several strong aftershocks.
One of them was a magnitude six point nine that
hit just a couple of hours later, triggering a different
tsunami warning. The country's seismology agency, it's called five Alks,
warned of a possible tsunami wave over a couple of
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hours that could have been more than three feet higher
than normal tithes. So as more damage reports come in, unfortunately,
they tend to get worse, not better. Verizon, you know
you're a Verizon customer. Some people around La County noticed
Verizon wireless was down. Most of the reports came out
of the Valley Van Eyes, North Hollywood, a couple over
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in Santa Monica and Woodland Hills, but the outage is
affecting both internet and mobile. Fifty nine percent of those
were for mobile phones. All right, coming back, Shannon's gonna
come back. We're going to do our Gas Fantasy four
play when we come back. Also at the bottom of
the hour, what you learned this week on The Gary
and Shannon Show, and are nine news nuggets you need
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to know.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's all coming up.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
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Speaker 3 (07:20):
A couple stories that we are following.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
The big news internationally, of course, is that the ceasefire
has begun. We will see how long this holds. We
know it's the Middle East, so it's not going to
hold forever, but it could stay for some time. This
is where Israel has decided that it's going to withdraw
at least from portions of Gaza, and we'll see exactly
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when the hostages are due to be released. The word
is that they're supposed to be released either by Monday
or Tuesday, because there's a seventy two hour window that opens.
I want to give you just a quick update before
we get to money and go to MCEW and tennessee.
This is where that explosion took place, at an explosives factory.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Figure out what actually happened to cause this. Uh do
I see a short term explanation? No? Do I see
us being here for many days?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I do see that we've got Also, we've got the
bomb squad from Metro bomb Squad here. I don't really
want to get in to start naming all the agencies.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I'm scared.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Don't miss somebody. We've got TBI, bomb and Arson here.
They're all working together. That's one of the things to
see is is all of these agencies, it's not just one.
But we've come together and we're making the best, very
best team effort that we can to move forward. Please
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keep in mind that we these families, you know, and
I've said it up front, I said it to start with.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's where's that's not a great signal. But again out
of MQW and Tennessee, they are giving an update. We
will pay attention and see if any specifics come out,
but they say right now there are still nineteen people
missing at this explosion at the explosives company in McEwan, Tennessee,
about sixty miles southwest of Nashville, just before eight o'clock
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local time, at a place called Accurate Energetic Systems. All right,
So that's one of the stories that you're going to
continue to hear throughout the day.
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four play is upon us. This is where we put
together these four games, Thank you, Elmer, and we try
to figure out who is going to win each of
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these four games. You play along with us on X
You can respond to the post that's up there, or
just who tell us who you think is going to
win these next four games.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Let's start. What's our first game? Elmer? Okay?
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Game one is Seahawks versus Jaguars in Jackson.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh my goodness, this is going to be a great game.
Sam Barnold is making wit. Let me ask you would
you have said that in preseason?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, both teams have overperformed from what I thought they
were going to be. The Seahawks traditionally don't do well
traveling that are and nor do you team going to Seattle.
I'll give the home team Jaguars the edge here they're rolling.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I'm picking Seattle for no good reason.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
My son is working with a guy who believes that
he is going to be writing the next great rap
theme for the Seahawks, So I'll just pull for them
for that reason.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Elmer, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
I'm gonna go with Jaguars because in my mind, I
just pictured the Jaguar being cool and going.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Ah, that's exactly what they do.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
It's exactly what they do. What's our second game this week?
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Second game is going to be the Lions versus the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Ooh, Lions handing the Chiefs their third loss. Therefore, what
are the Chiefs? Are They?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Three and two?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Two and three, two and three? They're about to be
three and four? Give me the Lions.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
M Yeah, I kind of have to agree with that.
I don't know that they may disband the team. Kansas
City may may riot and just ask that the team
forfeit the rest of the season.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Elmer, what he I'm gonna go with Chiefs because you
both don't believe in them and I do.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Well, that's one way to bet that's smart. All right,
what's our third game?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Third game is going to be forty nine Ers versus
the Buccaneers.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Ooh, Baker Mayfield both four and one right now in
Tampa Bay? Correct, Yes, all right, yeah, okay, So brock
Perty is still hurt. You've got Mac Jones. He's dealing
with an oblique injury. Now, he's a broken person, but
he led the practice squad to beat the Rams in
Los Angeles last Thursday night, making something out of nothing.
(12:37):
But Tampa Bay at home. I don't know. This is
a tough one.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
You go first.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Well, I'm gonna say Tampa Bay only because I think
the forty nine Ers are the worst four and one
team that exists right now, because of that, because of
the injuries, because of the losses that they've suffered personnel wise.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
So I don't want to, but I'm picking Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You know what, I'm gonna go defense. I'm gonna go
Robert Sola. I don't like what you just said. I'm
gonna pick the forty nine ers. Remember we're picking whether
heads not our hearts. Well, the ship is sailed.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Elmer, I'm gonna go Buccaneers because forty nine Ers. I
always think it's weird that they're named after a number.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Okay, that's not what that is. What's the fourth game?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Patriots versus Saints.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
The Patriots are legit, They've got Drake May. The Saints
are still a fire of hell despite them winning that
one off last week. I like the Patriots.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
This is one of the early games too. Yeah, you
think the Patriots are that good.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I think they're They're just I don't think it's awful. Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Quick, Yeah, I'll say I'll say the Patriots as well. Elmer.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna go Patriots as well because I have
a friend who really likes the Patriots, so it just
brings back good memories.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Of going to the barrow with him. I love all
this rash now friends again, we're picking with her.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Everyone, have a fantastic Week six.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, Seattle, Jacksonville, Detroit, Kansas City, San Francisco, Tampa Bay
and then New England, New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Those are our four games.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Follow us on Twitter if you don't already at Gary
and Shannon, we'll post those games and then you can
pick from them as well and see if we can
get all four of those winners. By the way, this
week there's also again, I should say two Monday night
football games. There are two Monday night football games on Monday,
Bill's Falcons and the Bears and the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh man, Monday is my husband's birthday, and I'm gonna
have to pretend not to watch both games.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
How do you do that? Do you go to a
restaurant and pretend there's not a TV above his head?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I don't know. I don't know. It's always a struggle.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
All right.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
When we come back, we're gonna be doing what you
learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show. So
let us know what you learned by dropping us a
talkback while you're listening on the app. And then of
course our nine news nuggets you need to know to
wrap up the week.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Hey, we forgot to do this yesterday. Don't tell the bosses.
But on Thursday, October sixteenth, our next news and Bruce, Yes,
we're gonna be live at BJ's Restaurant in brew House
once again in Huntington. We packed that place last time
and we want to do it again. So next Thursday,
October sixteenth, we are going to be live at the
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BJ's Restaurant in brew House once again on Beach Boulevard
there in Huntington Beach, and we need you to come
on out and say hi. We also need you to
learn something. Every week we try to bring you some sort.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Of fun and frivolity. At the same time we're giving
you information and.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Excitement, so it's always good for us to keep track
of that by asking you what you learned this week
on The Gary and Channon Show.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
I learned this week that Gary keeps fifty dollars in
his wallet and Shannon puts her bread in a refrigerator ill, and.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I made a duty this week.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I love you guys, I guess I love you and congratulations.
Hey Gary, Yes, this is Becky from Home Beat. I Becky.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
I learned this week.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
That maybe I should have married a gay guy if
he's that worried about me seeing hydrated.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Buckling my shoes.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, and cooking, cooking for me?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Where did I go wrong?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
I love my husband.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Everyone needs a wife.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
I suppose what I learned on the Gary and Shanny
Show this week is Gary claims to have had a
girlfriend it was hot and wanted to go into movies,
but he was concerned and she had any sex scenes
with someone like he was really gonna be able to
take care of that. And secondly, Shanny's story about her
using the ATM at the casino was hilarious, like buying
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cocaine or heroin and looking over her shoulders and stuff.
I thought that was pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
It's true too.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
This week on The Fonsie and Shana Show, I learned
how Shina feels towards people who can't pronounce Jeduary correctly,
and I completely agree with her on that. When people
can't pronounce that work correctly, I just want to backhand them.
I also learned that Gary hasn't gone to the doctor
in yours, which you know, I understand. I haven't been
to the doctor in over thirty years and I'm still alive.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Well that is until you go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Hi, Gary and Shannon, you guys made me laugh all
week long. So what I learned is that you shouldn't
do the wild thing.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
On a piano that goes up in the air to
the ceiling because you might die.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Thanks a lot for the laugh, Bye, thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's a grim.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
of a new way that I don't think i'd mind
being killed, and that is to be switched between the
ceiling and my twenty three year old stripper girlfriend who
may or may not have forty four double d's. I
mean of always to be killed. That's probably not that
bad anyway. I'll from Key a Mawi, I'll have a
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good weekend.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
See why I fund the key Hey, that sounds delightful.
Speaker 11 (18:27):
What did I learn this week? I think mostly important
was I learned that Shannon's prognostication of how the Dodgers
were gonna go and fare against Cincinnati and the Phillies. Well, Shannon,
let's see if you can do a better job with
whoever is the Cubs really brewed her ouch.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
She was just cautious. She was a cautiously optimistic fan.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week was that Gary's not gonna have this pyramid for
the next nine months because he's a expecting twins. Congratulations Gary,
saying you're gonna be an anti.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
So he can also have what is considered like a pyramid.
It's time for the nine news nuggets. Do you need
to know?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
These are the stories that otherwise fell through the cracks.
But we want to kick off your weekend just right.
What's our honorable mention?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Honorable mention not suppose to men serving with you, A.
Speaker 12 (19:34):
Great and honorable Moses.
Speaker 9 (19:36):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
So humans went from being a body of living cells
making commputers, So now we're making computers out of living cells.
I'm very confused. Okay, so this is a little heavy
for a Friday.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
This involves creating neurons, which are developed into little clusters
called organoids. Again, this is a Monday or a Tuesday,
can in turn be attached to electrodes, at which point
the process of trying to use them like a mini
computer can actually begin. And they're using The thing I
don't quite understand is this company called Final Spark is
(20:19):
using human skin cells. Yeah, that they're buying from a
clinic in Japan because they have better skin.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
It's like that popular show Monster, the ed Geenes story
on Netflix, or he uses human skin to make lampshades. Similar, Sure,
very right, yes, because that was late forties, early fifties.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I think when he was doing he was a pioneer
pioneer is the one way to put it.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
After undergoing a process, they can last several months, these organoids,
they said, it turns out to look like just a
bunch of lab grown mini brains, little white orbs almost.
Someone describes it as looking like a b of cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's awful.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Then you're turning that into into computers, little mini computers
that people are going to use.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Again, that's for a Monday ride. Should sparkle Monday is
cottage cheese? Well, a little bit of how about number nine?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Bit of wine for number nine? I did ninth place.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
If a cock's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's dirty.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Two and I speak nine languages, yeah, basically everybody at.
Speaker 12 (21:27):
Table, then it I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
And niner?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Did I catch a niner in there? Well, you're calling
from all walking.
Speaker 11 (21:33):
You know.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I have long had this bugaboo with the Catholic Church,
and finally the Catholic Church in Kenya is getting it together.
The wine that is served in church is subpar. It's
not good wine. It's like the JUG's a gallow you
know from from the eighties. Yeah, the big old glass jugs,
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you know that would just sit on the counter for seventeen.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Weeks ninety nine for the whole jug.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You know you could get it at the corner store
at Chico State. That's the kind of stuff they would serve.
And you're thinking that's not the blood of Christ, like
the blood of Christ should be a nice red from passo. Right, Well, agree,
you agree.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It should taste like that, But that's not what he
would have been drinking.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I don't think you don't think. No, I think Jesus
drank some good wine.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Well he could have made it good, but because he Jesus, Yeah,
but that but.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What do you think they served at the last Supper?
You think that was gallo? Yo?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, jugs of wine. What did he do with the
last supper? He sat there and washed other people's feet.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
You're damn it.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
You know how much wine good wine it takes for
me to start washing feet, because I all I ever washed.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Good wine, bad wine, good vodka, bad vodka. You've never
offered to wash my feet.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
That's because you have never offered up your feet. I
didn't meet your feet until ten years into this program.
Had you revealed your feet in year two, by year
four or five, I'd be washing them.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
It's my fault. Yes, it's my fault that Jesus drank
dirt wine.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
How did Jesus devolve into.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I don't know. They're selling in Kenya.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
The Catholic Church there has introduced a brand new altar
wine for Mass and it's labeled Mass Wine good Stuff,
and they're apparently selling it in bars now, So the
Catholic Church is like, maybe we need to pull back
on the marketing of Mass wine.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Well, okay, what the Catholic Church found in Kenya was
that they were selling the same stuff in the bars
and they're like, we can't have that. Our wine a
special wine, it's holy wine, it's the blood of Christ.
So now they're getting better wine than the stuff that
they're serving in the bars. That was why I was
giving them a round of applause, because we don't do
that here in this land. We still serve the ass wine.
I'm gonna have to add that wine is served in church, Like,
(23:51):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'm gonna giving a lot of heat on that wine.
I know what you mean, but that is interesting. I
would ask I'm going to ask some people that I
know what kind of wine was it? Was it good wine?
Was it best was it drug?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
For this up? Doesn't Jesus deserve better wine in the
year of your Lord twenty five?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
And it's not what he deserves, it's it's what he
would have put up with. Remember, he hung out with
some bad people who probably were not in a place
where they were gonna listen to malt liquor. Yeah, I've
all had bad screw top night train wine.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You ever stand in a line and drink peppermint peppermint
schnapps straight out of the plastic pint because it's all
you could get your hands on. Yes, we too have
lived like Jesus, but we also enjoy a good glass
of wine Number eight.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Maybe Church you we're going to play under the every
eight second.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Her boss has drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
All right, seven thirty sevens probably one of the more
you biquitous airplanes. Southwest fliesm Alaska flies them. Every airline
has at least some seven thirty sevens, and some airlines
are made up entirely at seven thirty sevens. And now
Canadian airline west Jet has introduced some updated cabin interiors
(25:16):
on their boeings three distinct seat classes, and they'll charge
you for a seat that reclines.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Are you a recliner or a non recliner.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I generally I'm fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
By the time I sit down and start whatever, doing
reading or watching, I forget that my seat can recline.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I've got conditions. If I've got like a small person
or a small female behind me, I'll recline. Like if
I have somebody my size, I'll recline. If I've got
a guy who's like six or four behind me, I
will not recline because he has no space anyway, his
legs have no space. If somebody's asleep, I will recline.
If it's a long flight, you gotta recline a long fight,
I mean like international flight or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I could see that, but.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Otherwise, don't recline us the guy. The guy in front
of me always reclines, and then I'm stuck. But it's okay.
I'd rather be the cool person that doesn't recline, then say, well,
the guy in front of me is doing it.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
The worst part about the reclining if someone is doing
it in front of you is that they think that
they have they can squeeze some more inches out of
that recline, But they hit that button and you see
the seat go back and it's only a.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Three or four inch you know it's not munchey.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, they're throwing their back into it, totally, bro, are
you new here?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
This is as far as it goes.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
And the next thing you know, that seatback is going
to break.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Right, you know right, and then you're in your lab.
He's in your lap, and that's awkward.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
Sweet, here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son,
seven days with a seventh seven seven years of college.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Seven seven, seven days.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Listen, this guy's a little young for letting me forgive,
for letting me let him slide.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We all know someone whose driver's license has probably not
been operable for a long time. It's called Grandpa. Grandpa
probably hasn't renewed his license, right, it probably hasn't been,
and he's still going to get around. He still wants
to drive out in the Sunset District to go see
the windmill. Yep, And you just gotta let him. He
served his country.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
What the hell am I going to do? But this
guy's a Canadian.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
A sixty year old man from Toronto facing multiple charges
after Ontario Provincial Police you're down with OPP said he
was caught speeding on Highway four oh seven in Burlington.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Shot out nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
You're welcome despite having a driver's license suspended for four decades.
His license has been suspended since nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I'm sure there are a lot of people with suspended
licenses out there living there, driving lie.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Since before OPP came out.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Way before. That's what never mind. I was just gonna
see your bad joke and make it worse, and I stopped.
I pulled the nose up.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I'll see getting ready for the weekend?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Are we number six?
Speaker 9 (28:12):
I got six?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You got six?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
She got six?
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Number six, there's six more weeks of later picture of
me or Rabbi and six drunken lawn showy.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
We just dick an imagine how closer to us. I
don't have to take drink another six pack.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
So I think off the Ontario week on the Gary
and Shannon Show. I think I learned producer Matt is
from Canada. Do we do we know if that kid's
Canadian or not? I don't know, because we've got another
OPP story right right here at number six.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
If anybody's down with opp it's Matt. Yeah. The Ontario
Provincial Police say thirty five thousand dollars worth of worth
of salsa and dips stolen from a couple of tractor trailers.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I get it. Like, Okay, remember a week or so
ago when that tractor trailer jack kniped on the two ten.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
In the course light all over the freeway.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh my goodness. If I saw that happening, I would
have cleaned up, like my whole truck would have been
filled with cores light and it would have been I
would have been part of the clean up effort like
I was doing it for good. But hell yeah, same
thing if I saw chips and salsa like jackpot.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Baby, that's very very cool.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
When I was working on Sacramento one time, there was
a truck carrying coconut oil, as weird as that sounds,
a truck carrying coconut oil that flipped over on one
of the overpasses. They had to shut that thing down
and scrape off like three inches worth of asphalt because
the coconut oil soaked in and would have made everything
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too dangerous.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
And I am showing good restraint today.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
A bad joke. What some coconut oil joke.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, it was a P Diddy joke in there.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
There was some baby oil.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I left a lot on the table there, number.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Five for five.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
I have benutes five, Little Monee, this is the year
five point five five would be a favorite.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Lose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I can see this happening with cops, but not firefighters,
and that is going to get me into a whole
heap of trouble. But here we go. Two firefighters in Maryland,
USA have allegedly flooded a baseball field over a fight
involving batted balls striking parked cars. They've been criminally charged.
(30:25):
It was a fire captain and a firefighter, each facing
three misdemeanor charges.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
You've seen this before. It's played out in TV and movies.
The plot where somebody needs the game to be canceled,
so they turn the sprinklers on and let them run
for several hours so that the baseball field or football
field or whatever is too muddy to play on.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I think the Dolphins are going to do that.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
The waterworks, because they backed a truck up apparently and
aimed one of the hoses towards the field from on
top of the fire truck forced the cancelation of that
night's cal Ripkin Senior Collegiate Baseball League between the Thunderbolts
and the Metro Soco Braves. Canceled game also meant lost
income for both teams. And it's again it's played out
(31:15):
that somebody got the idea from watching some movie about baseball.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
We should get involved, We should get the show involved
with some sort of double A baseball team.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
There's a new Long Beach Baseball club boom.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
What are they called?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I don't think they have a name yet.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Ooh yeah, I think they're literally called Long Beach Baseball Tea.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Getting in there on the ground floor.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, what would you want to call them?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Not that we would have a say in that? Are
you man spreading today?
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Is that you don't need to know everything about that?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I mean, you're clearly getting ready to go home. Do
you just do that the whole weekend? You just put
one leg over here and one leg over there in Glendal.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, sometimes I grab my truck keys and grab my
purse before the meeting is even over too.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I haven't done that in a long time.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
We even had a meeting in a long time. Here's
number four.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
Minute it's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now number four.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
This isn't the same world that you left four years ago.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You don't need to close your legs on my behalf. Guys.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
A lot of odd things have shown up on Twitch.
A live birth is something new. Somebody from Austin, Texas,
where a lot of these texts or these Twitch streams originate,
named Fandy the real name.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Her real name is Katie c. A.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
D Y, but goes by Fandy online, chose to carry
out her labor and give birth to her child with
the help of a midwife on Twitch now twenty nine
thousand viewers, a new Twitch record.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I didn't know. I thought Twitch was just for videos.
I did too. Not seeing someone's birth canal Jesus Mary,
that is that is a long, no thank you way
to kill twe which number three three shall be the.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
Number of our count and the number of the counting shall.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
Three security clearance level three, all.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Three of you three. I got all three of you, guys,
for the rest of your name, be born live.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
After that three days they both start to stink. Really,
we did a story on this woman, and I thought
it was just a one off that this was all
going to go away, And apparently it is a blooming
field and it is all about people hired to pick
out names for babies. Taylor Humphrey. I believe we first
(33:36):
talked about her, Oh, I don't know, maybe a year ago,
if not more. If not more, she's thirty seven.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
She began posting about her passion for baby names a
decade ago. Now she's got one hundred thousand followers on
tic tac TikTok and instagramma and you know what, you
close your legs what Now she has the these crazy
in depth services. So entry level service starts at two
(34:04):
hundred dollars for an email of personalized name suggestions for
your baby, complete with meanings of the names and popularity trends.
But for those in depth services I was talking about,
listen to where her prizes are at. Now, a ten
thousand dollars package provides VIP treatment with her most exclusive
services costing thirty thousand genealogical genealogical research to full baby
(34:31):
named branding campaign baby name branding campaigns.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
This woman has taken the temperature of gen Z and
decided that they are so broken that they can't even
name their own Jenney, but.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Not broke thirty thousand, she says. She says, sometimes I
feel like more of a therapist or a mediator. That's
because your client tell is all effing nuts. She said.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
One of her clients was facing hospital delays after failing
to agree on a baby's middle name, so they call her.
Within minutes, she was able to resolve the standoff, helping
the couple avoid a costly extension of their hostage.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Jackass should be the baby's middle name.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
There's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You two two people?
Speaker 11 (35:19):
There's two sons and no women, a mom and day exactly.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Scientists claim they have found alien DNA in humans, but
not every human, specifically those humans who claimed that they
were abducted.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
It's true see Elmer.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Large DNA sequences appeared that did not match either parent.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
It's the aliens.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
They they found non human genetic sequences in eleven families
when they were analyzing the data from the one thousand
Genomes project.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Art of mister Bumberpuss's story. Oh wait, no, no it's not
bumber Puss. He's not hot. He's half cat, half man. Yeah,
it's Biraktar, who's half alien because his mom is an
alien and he's in and he's half Ukrainian from his father.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
That's a human, right, yeah, okay, but I mean it
play well, then that's not just a little bit of
the alien DNA, right, it's like fifty alien DNA and
maybe more.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
We don't know how the DNA their DNA reacts with
our DNA, but.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Like in space Wars, there could be a whole planet.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Is number one?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well, that were abduction.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Number one, number one?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Then I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Are you the number one?
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Number one?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Welcome to Florida where a firefighter accused of stalking is
his ex girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Sorry what a firefighter?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
She accused of dumping something onto her ex boyfriend's lawn
when she learned that he was dating someone new. The
Belusia County Sheriff's Office contacted. It was contacted by a
woman after she and her boyfriend woke up to find
a pile of quote possibly used tampon.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Oh my god, that's just how do you even have that?
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
A police reviewed security camera footage showed a pickup truck
driving past the house and then a woman sat in
the truck bed until traffic cleared, at which point she
dumped out and threw the hygiene products on the front.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
That's she should be locked up.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Welcome to Florida.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I can't end the week on that note.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
What would you like to do?
Speaker 9 (37:29):
Then?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
What would you dump on an ex girlfriend's lawn to
show your displeasure with her new boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Torn up, tear stained quilt?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Oh my gosh, was that the girl that broke up
with you? Or you broke up with her?
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Nobody broke up with me? Oh?
Speaker 6 (37:46):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
You like to tell people you've never been fired before?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
You've never been fired? Have you?
Speaker 10 (37:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah? So there listen, there's always Mondy.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
We'll see if we come back. I think Mark Thompson's
in for Jo on today. We will see you on
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