August 18, 2025 • 30 mins
#SWAMPWATCH – Trump / Zelensky meeting & Former FBI Director Comey’s odd obsession with Tay Swift. Greenland Vacations. Future Humans: hairless, among other things...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
Sorry I never remember that anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's a hoot, it's a lot of fun and it's irreverent.
Gary swore repeatedly this week. If I'm not mistaken, I
don't remember. The topic was. Oh, I think you swore
right out of the gate. I know you said f
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
I did not. Yeah, you dead on the show. Yes, Oh,
it is the governor. The governor. It was not the governor.
It was before the governor. It was pretty much him.
I thought this was a manifesting happiness Monday. It is
a smile again. See did you have a good weekend? Sure? Oh,
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Speaker 3 (01:06):
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Speaker 3 (02:05):
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Speaker 4 (02:09):
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here we got.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
The real problem is that our leaders are done.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
The other side never quits.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So what I'm not going anywhere?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So that now you.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Train the swap, I can imagine what can be and
be unburdened by what has been. You know, Americans have
always been going at President, They're not stupid.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
A political flunder is when a politician actually tells the truth.
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Speaker 3 (02:48):
Well, the big meeting is taking place right now between
Presidents Trump, uh, President Trump and Zelensky, and then of
course prime ministers and some leaders of the European Commission,
et cetera, et cetera, about what to do with this
problem known as Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
We're gonna have a lasting piece. I hope it's going
to be immediately. I hope it doesn't have to go on,
and I think people in the whole world is going
to be very happy when that's announced.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Zelensky is wearing a coat. I don't know why that
became such a giant issue, but he's wearing a early
nineties R and B coat jacket, A lot of buttons,
A lot of buttons, buttons up high collared shirt.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know kind of boxy. He's always struck me as
kind of a boxy person.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Anyway, This is the follow up to the big Friday
summit between Presidents Trump and Putin, of course in Alaska,
and what apparently came out of that, based on the
discussions from Steve Witkoff, for example, the Special Envoy, the
Article five concession and the way that they refer to
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that is they're not going to allow Ukraine to join NATO.
That was one of the things that Vladimir Putin said
he would not stand for. But this does apparently allow
for an Article five type security agreement, which is basically,
we will come to the rescue if somebody attacks Ukraine.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
We were able to win the following concession that the
United States could offer Article five like protection, which would
which is the if, which is one of the real
reasons why Ukraine wants to be in NATO. We sort
of were able to bypass that and get an agreement
that the that the United States could offer Article five protection,
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which was the first time we had ever heard the
Russians agree to that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And I mentioned this before, but the ambassador to Nado,
American Ambassador Tonado, Matt Whitaker, said that that security guarantee
is really what today's meeting is going to be about,
sort of fleshing out what it would look like outside
of a NATO agreement, but kind of looking a lot
like NATO.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
When you talk about Article five like guarantees. Obviously, the
security of guarantines would be outside of NATO because Ukraine
is not a member of NATO, but a lot of
the members of NATO, especially in this coalition of the
willing she mentioned, which is Great Britain, Germany, France and
several other big European countries, are going to be providing
that assistance. They obviously want the United States involved. The
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United States provides certain capabilities that aren't available to anybody
else on the globe, and so that discussion is going
to be a big part of what the Europeans today
talk about.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I would like to talk about James Komy. Have you
heard about this? This is the Taylors.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I only saw that he and Taylor Swift were in
the same headline, and there was zero desire for me
to read.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Former FBI director James Comy hosted a video where he
looks like he's in a hostage situation. It's just apparently
he posts these videos from time to time or what
have you. And he is in a suit, and he's
standing behind a beige background like a passport photo, and
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he is talking about Donald Trump and this embarrassing, you know,
optic with Vladimir Putin in the whole bit, and then
starts talking about somebody you can be proud of in
the public eye, and that person is Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
He says that they have a swifty group.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Chat in the family. How he blasts Taytay while mowing
the lawn. He says he's been to two tailor president.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
And still humiliating America on a national stage standing next
to Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's like a dream, a bad dream you can't wake
up from. But I don't want to talk about that
bad dream this week.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I want to talk about a truly inspirational public figure
named Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Sir, you would of the FBI. Wow, is this some
sort of mental illness rearing its head?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't want to hear any former director of the
FBI on video talking about any sort of musical love.
Like we all have the soundtrack of our lives. We
all have different music we enjoy. But when you get
up there as a former director of the FBI to
kind of is he trying to change minds?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Is he trying to get Taylor Swift some fans? What
is he trying to do with this?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
He goes on to say that the example that Taylor
Swift is helps him resist bullies without becoming like them.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I don't like to think of my FBI director, past
or present or future as a teenage girl. And that's
how I'm viewing him in this. Yes, Taylor Swift's music
is empowering. It does help you deal with mean girls.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Absolutely, sir, you are a grown ass man leader at
one point of the FBI.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Can you name.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Any other former director of the FBI? No, No, I
cannot hoover. There you go, the original? Right? But and
then what I mean? There have been plenty. Maybe we
should know.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I guess he wants name recognition. I don't know what
he needs. I do not understand.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
It's time to go on vacation, Christopher Ray, It's time
to go on vacation.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Let's go to Green.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh, good old William Hedgecock Webster. He is real firecracker.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I have his trading card. Do you really, how about
Lewis Free? Do you have his Louis Free?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Ya?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
L Patrick Gray? Oh you know who's trading card. I've
been dying to get my hands off tops.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Not Don Russ. No, okay, what was other brand tops
or the Fleer tops? I want the tops of Bill Ruckleshause.
What a man. We're going to go to Greenland on
vacation when we come back. He was the director in
nineteen seventy three. Big time. That's a good take. Good here, right.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
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Speaker 2 (09:20):
Tonight.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
By the way, Rich Eisen's going back to ESPN ESPN
Rich Eisen for the first time more than twenty years.
Rich Eisen's going to host a sports center following the
Monday night football game tonight, the preseason game.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
What is the gimmick here?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Nothing except that ESPN bought up the NFL network stuff.
Oh so, because Rich Eisen's been an NFL network for
twenty plus years. He started in Northern California. I played
a celebrity basketball tournament.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Against I was going to say, I remember him from
being in Redding. Yeah, is that right? Absolutely correct? A
KRCR if they're in running. He's only fIF fifty six.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, I think of Rich Eisen is older, just because
I feel like he's He was, you know, forty five
when I was you know, twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
He did the balding thing. Well, I shouldn't say balding.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
He did the close cropped here to fight the balding
thing a long time.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
See.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Angels beat the A's yesterday eleven to five, so the
Reds are in town to take on the Angels.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Tonight.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Dodgers beat the Padres five to four, so they still
hold that now two game lead in the West. Dodgers
will go to Denver to probably take out their aggressions
on the Rockies for a few games. My mom and
brother and nephews went to the Giants game yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I said, so did you out front of the game.
She's like, I've never followed a team that lost like this.
Oh boy, did she see the catch?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Jung Huli cut the ball, caught the ball in center
field with his knees. Yes, she's very happy with that
game and how it played out yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
But it's been a rough stutch a stretch Dodgers. I'm
sorry the Giant's eleven back something like that. I believe
that's right. Yeah. I stopped counting after about four. So
we watched the Rockies game. So like, that looks good.
Let's do that. Let's do more of that.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
All right, Well, we can now fly direct to Greenland.
Have you noticed that the air conditioning is not on today?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Here? What? It's a freezing Oh I feel warmth? No,
you're high? What I'm not high? You are high? I
don't do the high. It is not warm.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And anyway, I brought it up because Greenland. You can
now fly direct to Greenland. And the way they wrote
up in the Washington Post, this is a way for
us to test the tourism industry. If you're just awakening
from under a rock. Trump has floated the idea of
acquiring Greenland. And every time we dig into Greenland we
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realize that there are no roads. Really, you have to
be an outdoors folk to really thrive in Greenland.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I'm more than one hundred and six tourists.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
The way they wrote this, had just landed on United's
new flight from Newark Airport.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Two to Nuke Nuke two years before.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
If you were going to go, you actually had to
go to Copenhagen or to Reikiavic before coming back to
the to the Greenland airport.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Interest in the country spiking for political recreational reasons, they say,
putting pressure on Greenland's budding tourist infrastructure. But the visitors
are coming, whether Greenland is ready or not.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Let's see here. The head of.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
International relations that visit Greenland says, New York to Nuke
has been a dream for many years. It's exciting seeing
Greenland connected to the world.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Let's see here.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
They want to extend the tourism season beyond the peak months.
They want to spread the tourism to communities beyond Nuke
and elusiet illuli.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Sat ilu illuless sat. We'll clean it up in posts.
Will you say it? You do it better? No, I'm
not going to try hurt myself. So what do you
do when you get there? Like? What goes? Do you do?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Mushing? I think mushing would be a thing. What is mushing? Uh,
it's mushing a thing? Dog racing, ah, dog sled racing.
I'm gonna google it mushing In Greenland.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
They're talking about things that you can do, spend days hiking,
I guess snowball fights.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
You've got to rely on planes or helicopters. There's a
passenger ferry, there are private boats. You got snowmobile's dog.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The zimbushing is just a way to get around Nuke.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
They do not have an equivalent of the Ring Road
in Iceland or even the Glen Highway National Scenic Byway
in Alaska. In fact, Greenland does not have a national
roadway or railway system at all. You could drive locally,
but not between most of the towns or regions.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Greenland is also not a place for people on tight schedules.
If something happens and you can't get out, you got
to just kind of make dew.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
They said that you a lot of whale watching. Of course,
Oh sure, waterfalls.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You can mush your dogs to the whale watching area.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Sounds sounds like fun, but.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Like hotels are in short supply. Maybe that's why Trump
wants to get in there. You could really smash that
name Trump all over this place and create a whole
tourism industry.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Well, the city of Nuke has approved construction on four
new hotels, including two by the airport.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Are they Trump Towers? I doubt it.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Airline can arrange emergency lodging in the event that storms
come in, and again, this is a seasonal thing they're
talking about. These United flights will go basically from June
through September, through about the third week in September, and
then pick back up next summer or next late spring.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Apparently Trump does have some renderings of a Trump Tower
in Greenland.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Of course he does.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
He's probably like the Pentagon. He's got war plans for
every country he's got. He's got hotel plans for every location.
He's just got to figure out which one is gonna
he's gonna pull the trigger for.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
What is this I'm reading about future humans being hairless
and losing four other body parts?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yep, which other body parts? Feet? Really? I'll explain, No,
you got are you yelling worries?
Speaker 8 (15:54):
To me?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
That you looked so concerned that people are gonna lose
their feet, like you're gonna have nothing to look at
or something weird fetish.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Look, there's an ad for the Good Feet Store.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
And I do think that I do think that Taylor
Swift's album covers are for you because you and people
your age celebrated her fifteen years ago, sure, and are
still fans, and maybe that is It's not for me,
is it?
Speaker 8 (16:31):
No? I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Good for her.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
President Vladimir Zelenski and President Trump express hope that talks
with Ukrainian and European leaders of the White House today
could lead to trilats, the trilateral talks with Russian President
Putin try to bring an end to Russia's war on Ukraine.
Monday's hastily assembled meeting comes after Trump met with Putin
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on Friday up in Alaska. Trump had said that he
would back your pe and security guarantees for Ukraine, but
he didn't actually commit to US troops in the effort.
A couple of times he had an opportunity to and
did not. Health officials in Texas say that that state's
measles outbreak is over. About one hundred people had to
be hospitalized over the course of several months.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Two kids died.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Hamas says it has accepted a new proposal from Arab
mediators for a ceasefire in Gaza that would still need
Israel's approval. Israel is indicated that its positions haven't changed.
The health ministry in Gaza still puts the Palestinian death
toll at about sixty two thousand. Scientists have said that
we could probably go hairless sometime in the future. And
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I don't mean voluntarily. I mean we're just not going
to grow hair. Isn't protective change, It's supposed to be.
Changes in diet, technology, an environment could drive these evolutionary shifts.
Quicker body hair obviously serves warmth and protection. Today, it's
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removed for esthetic reasons, Apart from eyelashes and eyebrows. Hair
removal has become a standard of grooming practice, especially among
How come men have Some men have hair on their
backs naturally and.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Women do not? Do women?
Speaker 8 (18:18):
Do?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Women?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Do some women have hair on their backs?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I pretend like you don't know. I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I just don't know. I've never seen it. Maybe it's
because it's taken care of. I don't think I do
You want to? Will you look and see if I do,
I'm not going to why.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
They said hair has become a lot finer and sparser
because of our grooming habits now largely cosmetic and slowly fading.
Scientists predict that humans may continue to lose body hair.
Modern clothing, heated homes, technological comforts also mean that that
natural insulation is no longer vital unless you in a
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radio studio where the air conditioning is constantly broken. Wisdom teeth,
they said, third molars. Originally, wisdom teeth helped our ancestors
grind down foods like roots and nuts and uncooked meals,
uncooked meat. Sorry, but modern cooking and a bunch of
soft diets because we're all so soft, has made wisdom
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teeth no longer necessary. About twenty percent of adults have
had at least one wisdom tooth removed. Diets rich in
process and cooked foods have made these extra molars largely redundant.
About one in five people never even develop all four
of their wisdom teeth, which shows how they're becoming less
calm common. Your cosix is going, by the way, so, oh,
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don't we need that. It's the tailbone that's important. Originally
it was a tail that helped with balance. Are we
going to get our Pilate's cues? Do you use that
for cues?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
What do you mean? I think Q's means.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I don't know what you I don't know what you
mean when you say that. Are you looking at me
like I'm talking Pilate's cues? And I'm thinking of like
the coach calling out things that tell what does it
have to do with your cocsis?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Have you done plates?
Speaker 8 (20:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Then why would you ask that question? Because I don't
know the A.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
There's a number of times and ploates a Q will
involve your tailbone.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, like what give me like a like a hip bridge? Okay,
what is that in your tailbone?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I mean there's certain time she tells you to move
your tailbone, she will tell you to lower down threat
straight through to your tailbone, as opposed to not involving
your tailbone in the exercise.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
They said things like flat surfaces, chairs, less need for
climbing or gripping means it's awful. Your cocsis is largely redundant,
so we're sitting away our cocsis basically, are is it coxi? No,
it's just single.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
If there's a plural cox is it? I don't know. Appendix.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Finally, our ancestors relied on our appendix to digest cellulose
rich plants. And since we don't eat any green things anymore,
that's off. It's mostly redundant. Modern cooked and processed diets
mean we no longer need this little organ to break
down food. However, some research suggest it might play a
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minor role in immune function, which would house, for example,
it could house beneficial gut bacteria. But appendicitis still affects
thousands of people each year, about one in twenty people
who experience appendicitis at some point.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Coxages is a plural coxyges oxages coxages.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oxyges sounds good. And then ear muscles ear muscle, ear muscles.
Can you move your ears? No? I love that you
tried that with your headphones on.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Ear muscles were once used to swivel our ears towards Yes,
like cats and dogs will swivel their ears, and apparently
we had ears that used to do that too.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Are you move yours? Oh? You can, Like my grandfather.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Ancestors usually use those to pivot areas towards a sound
that helps them detect danger, predator, that sort of thing,
But people like us, we don't need to.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I'm going to do this all day. That's great.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Most people's ear muscles are just inactive, which there's no
practical purpose, and for those for those who can still
twitch them, it's more of a quirky party trick than
any sort of survival skill.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
What they said, all right, coming up next, we're running
out of time.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
We're running out of time. What would you change? What
would you change about yourself?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
If you could go back and get surgery or magic
wand or whatever it is, What would you do to
change your body?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
What would you change you? I don't feel like I
want to go through the pain or the money to
do anything. I wouldn't either.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
But if you could do it, snap your fingers and
it would be changed, what would it be?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I don't know? What would you change on my body? Weirdo.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
I don't know your body. I haven't even seen your feet.
Then you'd change my feet, you'd make them more visible.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Maybe I would not change a hair on your head,
because that is how God created you, and I don't
want to mess with the Lord.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Gary and Shannon will continue.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
From Zombie Rabbits, we go to zombie squirrels. They're everywhere. Okay,
it's squirrel pocks. That's the condition. Why is making me happy?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I don't know why I said that. That's a weird
h I have no idea. Go on, tell me more.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Sometimes the squirrel pox can cover I mean, just like
any pox, it can cover the whole squirrel.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's in scientific circles, since I know you frequent those.
It's actually called squirrel fibroma. It's characterized by varying sizes
and numbers of wart like growths or fibromas on the
skin of squirrels. It looks really uncomfortable and nasty.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I feel like you need to recant what you said
about me being happy. The squirrels have these nasty growths
on their bodies.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Now, okay, let me see. Let me see if I
can find something to make you happy. H ah, there's
just nothing on the Diane Keaton news front.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Here. The guy doctor in uh Reba the Soviet Union
back in the fifties, Gavili Ilizirov was the one who
developed Elizairov technique, which was a breaking bones in order
to shorten or lengthen them. Back in nineteen fifty one
is when this doctor did this. It involved adding external
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metal rings around a broken bone to stabilize it, held
in place by metal pins or wires, and if the
patient wishes wished to grow, the frame could be used
to draw sections away from one another. This doctor Elisirov
also found new bone growths between them that added length,
and his technique has since been added globally.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I'm missing one of your ladies, Diane Keaton, Reba McIntyre.
And there's a third one that I don't like. Yeah,
I don't know, because you love Terry Hatcher right, Hey.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Jerry, and hey I'm Sharon. Where you guys are knocking
man for what they want to change in their physical appearance.
If that's the case, why don't you start with women
in how many years they've been Yeah, changing their looks
with surgery. Nobody's not for the last thirty forty fifty years.
Did you say nothing about that?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, nothing about that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm not knocking men that want to break their legs
and put rods in there and go through excruciating pain
to make themselves taller. I'm saying it's unnecessary. You're beautiful
the way you are five six is not a problem.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Hey, Gary and Shannon loved the show.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
I'm just listening in and hearing Shannon seeming the obsession
with Gary's feet and or just feet in general, And
it might be good to just remind Shannon their websites
for that you can go I heard. I haven't been there,
but I have heard from others around that their websites
and you can explore all your proclivity. So I'm not
here judge Shannon for what she's interested in, but you
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know there's got to be some out there.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It's not a proclivity.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I bring it up because it has been broughten up
before that. He was very when I said to him
one day, like, well, I've seen your feet. Your feet
are normally have fine, and he was like, no, you
have not, No, you have not seen my feet. Like
he prides himself on the fact that he has not
shown his feet at work for ten years. So that's
when I started, doth protest too much? Why wouldn't you
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show your feet? What's going on there? And it became
a thing. That's where that came from.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Keep telling yourself that, hey.
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Gary Shannon, so crazy to hear about this leg lengthening
thing popping up again. It was even in that terrible
Dakota Johnson movie that just came out.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yes, but back when I was.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
In high school, there was a little person who was
in a wheelchair with their legs outstretched for like years
and years. I always thought it was just part of
their condition, but turns out they were getting the leg
lengths anything. And that was back in nineteen ninety five.
Crazy that it's popping.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Back up again. Yeah, I told you off the air.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I had a a friend I went to junior high
school with who had hip problems. He had a bone
disorder and the socket part or the ball part of
his hip joint was deteriorating and they had to break
his femurs. Oh and he was in a wheelchair for
several weeks as a result of that. While that while
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we were in high school. Just it was an awful
I mean, anyway, it was awful.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
If you want to see Gary speech, do what I
do and.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
Look up the gas show.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, if you want to see him, that's the best
way to find him.
Speaker 7 (28:33):
First, it's sex Gary, sex feet.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Next it's Shannon's a foot slued again. I just peeded laughing.
Oh my goodness. I love you guys. You're the best
knowing you.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Thank you for having fun with us. That's what we're
here for. Don't take us seriously for crying out loud.
Speaker 11 (28:55):
Good morning, Gary and Shannon. So what I would change
is not on my body because I'm very happy with
my body. I mean, I'm five foot two, one hundred
and fifteen pounds, boom, long legs, skinny.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Beautiful fit, you know.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
But my brain, however, is a little bit wonky. My
boyfriend's daughter described me as he's really weird.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
You shouldn't date her. And I've always just been the
odd duck.
Speaker 11 (29:21):
So maybe a brain transplant and just be normal?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I think you sound great. And you know what, if
you see that kid, if you think you're a little crazy,
you're not exactly the ones who don't know they are.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's the ones you go, yeah like this, Yeah, okay,
tiger are trending stories.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
An update on this really crazy story out of you Kaipa,
a kidnapped seven month old boy. It has not looked
good from the beginning. We'll give you the update on
that story coming.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Up as well. That's uplifting.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Well, it's better than squirrels with growths on their face.
I thought was going to You're right, I know I
got a good story for it. This Gary and Shannon
will continue right after this. You've been listening to the
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It's called the Gas Weekend Fixed.
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Sorry I never remember that anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's a hoot, it's a lot of fun and it's irreverent.
Gary swore repeatedly this week. If I'm not mistaken, I
don't remember. The topic was. Oh, I think you swore
right out of the gate. I know you said f
something this morning, but Zoe.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I did not. Yeah, you dead on the show. Yes, Oh,
it is the governor. The governor. It was not the governor.
It was before the governor. It was pretty much him.
I thought this was a manifesting happiness Monday. It is
a smile again. See did you have a good weekend? Sure? Oh,
(01:05):
something happened?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
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Brue House in Hauntington Beach on Beach Boulevard.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
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card to Bjay's. We're gonna have Dodgers tickets, We're gonna
have Chargers tickets. I mean, there's so many reasons to
come hang out. BJ's is just a great hang anyway,
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I might suggest, I might suggest either the Sweet Pig
or the Hot Pig.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I think we've done both of those. I think we
should have a pazuki for breakfast. You would not be
the first, I bet you. That's pretty common there. Yeah,
I'm in the right place. It's time for swamp watch.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But Boom, so different and a liar.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
And when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing that lollipops
here we got.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
The real problem is that our leaders are done.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
The other side never quits.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So what I'm not going anywhere?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So that now you.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Train the swap, I can imagine what can be and
be unburdened by what has been. You know, Americans have
always been going at President, They're not stupid.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
A political flunder is when a politician actually tells the truth.
Have the people voted for you were not swamp Watch,
They're all counter knowing.
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Speaker 3 (02:48):
Well, the big meeting is taking place right now between
Presidents Trump, uh, President Trump and Zelensky, and then of
course prime ministers and some leaders of the European Commission,
et cetera, et cetera, about what to do with this
problem known as Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
We're gonna have a lasting piece. I hope it's going
to be immediately. I hope it doesn't have to go on,
and I think people in the whole world is going
to be very happy when that's announced.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Zelensky is wearing a coat. I don't know why that
became such a giant issue, but he's wearing a early
nineties R and B coat jacket, A lot of buttons,
A lot of buttons, buttons up high collared shirt.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know kind of boxy. He's always struck me as
kind of a boxy person.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Anyway, This is the follow up to the big Friday
summit between Presidents Trump and Putin, of course in Alaska,
and what apparently came out of that, based on the
discussions from Steve Witkoff, for example, the Special Envoy, the
Article five concession and the way that they refer to
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that is they're not going to allow Ukraine to join NATO.
That was one of the things that Vladimir Putin said
he would not stand for. But this does apparently allow
for an Article five type security agreement, which is basically,
we will come to the rescue if somebody attacks Ukraine.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
We were able to win the following concession that the
United States could offer Article five like protection, which would
which is the if, which is one of the real
reasons why Ukraine wants to be in NATO. We sort
of were able to bypass that and get an agreement
that the that the United States could offer Article five protection,
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which was the first time we had ever heard the
Russians agree to that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And I mentioned this before, but the ambassador to Nado,
American Ambassador Tonado, Matt Whitaker, said that that security guarantee
is really what today's meeting is going to be about,
sort of fleshing out what it would look like outside
of a NATO agreement, but kind of looking a lot
like NATO.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
When you talk about Article five like guarantees. Obviously, the
security of guarantines would be outside of NATO because Ukraine
is not a member of NATO, but a lot of
the members of NATO, especially in this coalition of the
willing she mentioned, which is Great Britain, Germany, France and
several other big European countries, are going to be providing
that assistance. They obviously want the United States involved. The
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United States provides certain capabilities that aren't available to anybody
else on the globe, and so that discussion is going
to be a big part of what the Europeans today
talk about.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I would like to talk about James Komy. Have you
heard about this? This is the Taylors.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I only saw that he and Taylor Swift were in
the same headline, and there was zero desire for me
to read.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Former FBI director James Comy hosted a video where he
looks like he's in a hostage situation. It's just apparently
he posts these videos from time to time or what
have you. And he is in a suit, and he's
standing behind a beige background like a passport photo, and
(06:13):
he is talking about Donald Trump and this embarrassing, you know,
optic with Vladimir Putin in the whole bit, and then
starts talking about somebody you can be proud of in
the public eye, and that person is Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
He says that they have a swifty group.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Chat in the family. How he blasts Taytay while mowing
the lawn. He says he's been to two tailor president.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
And still humiliating America on a national stage standing next
to Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's like a dream, a bad dream you can't wake
up from. But I don't want to talk about that
bad dream this week.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I want to talk about a truly inspirational public figure
named Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Sir, you would of the FBI. Wow, is this some
sort of mental illness rearing its head?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't want to hear any former director of the
FBI on video talking about any sort of musical love.
Like we all have the soundtrack of our lives. We
all have different music we enjoy. But when you get
up there as a former director of the FBI to
kind of is he trying to change minds?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Is he trying to get Taylor Swift some fans? What
is he trying to do with this?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
He goes on to say that the example that Taylor
Swift is helps him resist bullies without becoming like them.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I don't like to think of my FBI director, past
or present or future as a teenage girl. And that's
how I'm viewing him in this. Yes, Taylor Swift's music
is empowering. It does help you deal with mean girls.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Absolutely, sir, you are a grown ass man leader at
one point of the FBI.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Can you name.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Any other former director of the FBI? No, No, I
cannot hoover. There you go, the original? Right? But and
then what I mean? There have been plenty. Maybe we
should know.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I guess he wants name recognition. I don't know what
he needs. I do not understand.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
It's time to go on vacation, Christopher Ray, It's time
to go on vacation.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Let's go to Green.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh, good old William Hedgecock Webster. He is real firecracker.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I have his trading card. Do you really, how about
Lewis Free? Do you have his Louis Free?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Ya?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
L Patrick Gray? Oh you know who's trading card. I've
been dying to get my hands off tops.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Not Don Russ. No, okay, what was other brand tops
or the Fleer tops? I want the tops of Bill Ruckleshause.
What a man. We're going to go to Greenland on
vacation when we come back. He was the director in
nineteen seventy three. Big time. That's a good take. Good here, right.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Tonight.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
By the way, Rich Eisen's going back to ESPN ESPN
Rich Eisen for the first time more than twenty years.
Rich Eisen's going to host a sports center following the
Monday night football game tonight, the preseason game.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
What is the gimmick here?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Nothing except that ESPN bought up the NFL network stuff.
Oh so, because Rich Eisen's been an NFL network for
twenty plus years. He started in Northern California. I played
a celebrity basketball tournament.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Against I was going to say, I remember him from
being in Redding. Yeah, is that right? Absolutely correct? A
KRCR if they're in running. He's only fIF fifty six.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, I think of Rich Eisen is older, just because
I feel like he's He was, you know, forty five
when I was you know, twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
He did the balding thing. Well, I shouldn't say balding.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
He did the close cropped here to fight the balding
thing a long time.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
See.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Angels beat the A's yesterday eleven to five, so the
Reds are in town to take on the Angels.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Tonight.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Dodgers beat the Padres five to four, so they still
hold that now two game lead in the West. Dodgers
will go to Denver to probably take out their aggressions
on the Rockies for a few games. My mom and
brother and nephews went to the Giants game yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I said, so did you out front of the game.
She's like, I've never followed a team that lost like this.
Oh boy, did she see the catch?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Jung Huli cut the ball, caught the ball in center
field with his knees. Yes, she's very happy with that
game and how it played out yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
But it's been a rough stutch a stretch Dodgers. I'm
sorry the Giant's eleven back something like that. I believe
that's right. Yeah. I stopped counting after about four. So
we watched the Rockies game. So like, that looks good.
Let's do that. Let's do more of that.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
All right, Well, we can now fly direct to Greenland.
Have you noticed that the air conditioning is not on today?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Here? What? It's a freezing Oh I feel warmth? No,
you're high? What I'm not high? You are high? I
don't do the high. It is not warm.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And anyway, I brought it up because Greenland. You can
now fly direct to Greenland. And the way they wrote
up in the Washington Post, this is a way for
us to test the tourism industry. If you're just awakening
from under a rock. Trump has floated the idea of
acquiring Greenland. And every time we dig into Greenland we
(11:51):
realize that there are no roads. Really, you have to
be an outdoors folk to really thrive in Greenland.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I'm more than one hundred and six tourists.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
The way they wrote this, had just landed on United's
new flight from Newark Airport.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Two to Nuke Nuke two years before.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
If you were going to go, you actually had to
go to Copenhagen or to Reikiavic before coming back to
the to the Greenland airport.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Interest in the country spiking for political recreational reasons, they say,
putting pressure on Greenland's budding tourist infrastructure. But the visitors
are coming, whether Greenland is ready or not.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Let's see here. The head of.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
International relations that visit Greenland says, New York to Nuke
has been a dream for many years. It's exciting seeing
Greenland connected to the world.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Let's see here.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
They want to extend the tourism season beyond the peak months.
They want to spread the tourism to communities beyond Nuke
and elusiet illuli.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Sat ilu illuless sat. We'll clean it up in posts.
Will you say it? You do it better? No, I'm
not going to try hurt myself. So what do you
do when you get there? Like? What goes? Do you do?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Mushing? I think mushing would be a thing. What is mushing? Uh,
it's mushing a thing? Dog racing, ah, dog sled racing.
I'm gonna google it mushing In Greenland.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
They're talking about things that you can do, spend days hiking,
I guess snowball fights.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
You've got to rely on planes or helicopters. There's a
passenger ferry, there are private boats. You got snowmobile's dog.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The zimbushing is just a way to get around Nuke.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
They do not have an equivalent of the Ring Road
in Iceland or even the Glen Highway National Scenic Byway
in Alaska. In fact, Greenland does not have a national
roadway or railway system at all. You could drive locally,
but not between most of the towns or regions.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Greenland is also not a place for people on tight schedules.
If something happens and you can't get out, you got
to just kind of make dew.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
They said that you a lot of whale watching. Of course,
Oh sure, waterfalls.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You can mush your dogs to the whale watching area.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Sounds sounds like fun, but.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Like hotels are in short supply. Maybe that's why Trump
wants to get in there. You could really smash that
name Trump all over this place and create a whole
tourism industry.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Well, the city of Nuke has approved construction on four
new hotels, including two by the airport.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Are they Trump Towers? I doubt it.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Airline can arrange emergency lodging in the event that storms
come in, and again, this is a seasonal thing they're
talking about. These United flights will go basically from June
through September, through about the third week in September, and
then pick back up next summer or next late spring.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Apparently Trump does have some renderings of a Trump Tower
in Greenland.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Of course he does.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
He's probably like the Pentagon. He's got war plans for
every country he's got. He's got hotel plans for every location.
He's just got to figure out which one is gonna
he's gonna pull the trigger for.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
What is this I'm reading about future humans being hairless
and losing four other body parts?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yep, which other body parts? Feet? Really? I'll explain, No,
you got are you yelling worries?
Speaker 8 (15:54):
To me?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
That you looked so concerned that people are gonna lose
their feet, like you're gonna have nothing to look at
or something weird fetish.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Look, there's an ad for the Good Feet Store.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
And I do think that I do think that Taylor
Swift's album covers are for you because you and people
your age celebrated her fifteen years ago, sure, and are
still fans, and maybe that is It's not for me,
is it?
Speaker 8 (16:31):
No? I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Good for her.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
President Vladimir Zelenski and President Trump express hope that talks
with Ukrainian and European leaders of the White House today
could lead to trilats, the trilateral talks with Russian President
Putin try to bring an end to Russia's war on Ukraine.
Monday's hastily assembled meeting comes after Trump met with Putin
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on Friday up in Alaska. Trump had said that he
would back your pe and security guarantees for Ukraine, but
he didn't actually commit to US troops in the effort.
A couple of times he had an opportunity to and
did not. Health officials in Texas say that that state's
measles outbreak is over. About one hundred people had to
be hospitalized over the course of several months.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Two kids died.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Hamas says it has accepted a new proposal from Arab
mediators for a ceasefire in Gaza that would still need
Israel's approval. Israel is indicated that its positions haven't changed.
The health ministry in Gaza still puts the Palestinian death
toll at about sixty two thousand. Scientists have said that
we could probably go hairless sometime in the future. And
(17:42):
I don't mean voluntarily. I mean we're just not going
to grow hair. Isn't protective change, It's supposed to be.
Changes in diet, technology, an environment could drive these evolutionary shifts.
Quicker body hair obviously serves warmth and protection. Today, it's
(18:02):
removed for esthetic reasons, Apart from eyelashes and eyebrows. Hair
removal has become a standard of grooming practice, especially among
How come men have Some men have hair on their
backs naturally and.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Women do not? Do women?
Speaker 8 (18:18):
Do?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Women?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Do some women have hair on their backs?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I pretend like you don't know. I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I just don't know. I've never seen it. Maybe it's
because it's taken care of. I don't think I do
You want to? Will you look and see if I do,
I'm not going to why.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
They said hair has become a lot finer and sparser
because of our grooming habits now largely cosmetic and slowly fading.
Scientists predict that humans may continue to lose body hair.
Modern clothing, heated homes, technological comforts also mean that that
natural insulation is no longer vital unless you in a
(19:00):
radio studio where the air conditioning is constantly broken. Wisdom teeth,
they said, third molars. Originally, wisdom teeth helped our ancestors
grind down foods like roots and nuts and uncooked meals,
uncooked meat. Sorry, but modern cooking and a bunch of
soft diets because we're all so soft, has made wisdom
(19:22):
teeth no longer necessary. About twenty percent of adults have
had at least one wisdom tooth removed. Diets rich in
process and cooked foods have made these extra molars largely redundant.
About one in five people never even develop all four
of their wisdom teeth, which shows how they're becoming less
calm common. Your cosix is going, by the way, so, oh,
(19:44):
don't we need that. It's the tailbone that's important. Originally
it was a tail that helped with balance. Are we
going to get our Pilate's cues? Do you use that
for cues?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
What do you mean? I think Q's means.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I don't know what you I don't know what you
mean when you say that. Are you looking at me
like I'm talking Pilate's cues? And I'm thinking of like
the coach calling out things that tell what does it
have to do with your cocsis?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Have you done plates?
Speaker 8 (20:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Then why would you ask that question? Because I don't
know the A.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
There's a number of times and ploates a Q will
involve your tailbone.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, like what give me like a like a hip bridge? Okay,
what is that in your tailbone?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I mean there's certain time she tells you to move
your tailbone, she will tell you to lower down threat
straight through to your tailbone, as opposed to not involving
your tailbone in the exercise.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
They said things like flat surfaces, chairs, less need for
climbing or gripping means it's awful. Your cocsis is largely redundant,
so we're sitting away our cocsis basically, are is it coxi? No,
it's just single.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
If there's a plural cox is it? I don't know. Appendix.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Finally, our ancestors relied on our appendix to digest cellulose
rich plants. And since we don't eat any green things anymore,
that's off. It's mostly redundant. Modern cooked and processed diets
mean we no longer need this little organ to break
down food. However, some research suggest it might play a
(21:24):
minor role in immune function, which would house, for example,
it could house beneficial gut bacteria. But appendicitis still affects
thousands of people each year, about one in twenty people
who experience appendicitis at some point.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Coxages is a plural coxyges oxages coxages.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oxyges sounds good. And then ear muscles ear muscle, ear muscles.
Can you move your ears? No? I love that you
tried that with your headphones on.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Ear muscles were once used to swivel our ears towards Yes,
like cats and dogs will swivel their ears, and apparently
we had ears that used to do that too.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Are you move yours? Oh? You can, Like my grandfather.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Ancestors usually use those to pivot areas towards a sound
that helps them detect danger, predator, that sort of thing,
But people like us, we don't need to.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I'm going to do this all day. That's great.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Most people's ear muscles are just inactive, which there's no
practical purpose, and for those for those who can still
twitch them, it's more of a quirky party trick than
any sort of survival skill.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
What they said, all right, coming up next, we're running
out of time.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
We're running out of time. What would you change? What
would you change about yourself?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
If you could go back and get surgery or magic
wand or whatever it is, What would you do to
change your body?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
What would you change you? I don't feel like I
want to go through the pain or the money to
do anything. I wouldn't either.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
But if you could do it, snap your fingers and
it would be changed, what would it be?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I don't know? What would you change on my body? Weirdo.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
I don't know your body. I haven't even seen your feet.
Then you'd change my feet, you'd make them more visible.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Maybe I would not change a hair on your head,
because that is how God created you, and I don't
want to mess with the Lord.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Gary and Shannon will continue.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
From Zombie Rabbits, we go to zombie squirrels. They're everywhere. Okay,
it's squirrel pocks. That's the condition. Why is making me happy?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I don't know why I said that. That's a weird
h I have no idea. Go on, tell me more.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Sometimes the squirrel pox can cover I mean, just like
any pox, it can cover the whole squirrel.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's in scientific circles, since I know you frequent those.
It's actually called squirrel fibroma. It's characterized by varying sizes
and numbers of wart like growths or fibromas on the
skin of squirrels. It looks really uncomfortable and nasty.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I feel like you need to recant what you said
about me being happy. The squirrels have these nasty growths
on their bodies.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Now, okay, let me see. Let me see if I
can find something to make you happy. H ah, there's
just nothing on the Diane Keaton news front.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Here. The guy doctor in uh Reba the Soviet Union
back in the fifties, Gavili Ilizirov was the one who
developed Elizairov technique, which was a breaking bones in order
to shorten or lengthen them. Back in nineteen fifty one
is when this doctor did this. It involved adding external
(25:19):
metal rings around a broken bone to stabilize it, held
in place by metal pins or wires, and if the
patient wishes wished to grow, the frame could be used
to draw sections away from one another. This doctor Elisirov
also found new bone growths between them that added length,
and his technique has since been added globally.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I'm missing one of your ladies, Diane Keaton, Reba McIntyre.
And there's a third one that I don't like. Yeah,
I don't know, because you love Terry Hatcher right, Hey.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Jerry, and hey I'm Sharon. Where you guys are knocking
man for what they want to change in their physical appearance.
If that's the case, why don't you start with women
in how many years they've been Yeah, changing their looks
with surgery. Nobody's not for the last thirty forty fifty years.
Did you say nothing about that?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, nothing about that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm not knocking men that want to break their legs
and put rods in there and go through excruciating pain
to make themselves taller. I'm saying it's unnecessary. You're beautiful
the way you are five six is not a problem.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Hey, Gary and Shannon loved the show.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
I'm just listening in and hearing Shannon seeming the obsession
with Gary's feet and or just feet in general, And
it might be good to just remind Shannon their websites
for that you can go I heard. I haven't been there,
but I have heard from others around that their websites
and you can explore all your proclivity. So I'm not
here judge Shannon for what she's interested in, but you
(26:50):
know there's got to be some out there.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It's not a proclivity.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I bring it up because it has been broughten up
before that. He was very when I said to him
one day, like, well, I've seen your feet. Your feet
are normally have fine, and he was like, no, you
have not, No, you have not seen my feet. Like
he prides himself on the fact that he has not
shown his feet at work for ten years. So that's
when I started, doth protest too much? Why wouldn't you
(27:16):
show your feet? What's going on there? And it became
a thing. That's where that came from.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Keep telling yourself that, hey.
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Gary Shannon, so crazy to hear about this leg lengthening
thing popping up again. It was even in that terrible
Dakota Johnson movie that just came out.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yes, but back when I was.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
In high school, there was a little person who was
in a wheelchair with their legs outstretched for like years
and years. I always thought it was just part of
their condition, but turns out they were getting the leg
lengths anything. And that was back in nineteen ninety five.
Crazy that it's popping.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Back up again. Yeah, I told you off the air.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I had a a friend I went to junior high
school with who had hip problems. He had a bone
disorder and the socket part or the ball part of
his hip joint was deteriorating and they had to break
his femurs. Oh and he was in a wheelchair for
several weeks as a result of that. While that while
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we were in high school. Just it was an awful
I mean, anyway, it was awful.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
If you want to see Gary speech, do what I
do and.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
Look up the gas show.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, if you want to see him, that's the best
way to find him.
Speaker 7 (28:33):
First, it's sex Gary, sex feet.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Next it's Shannon's a foot slued again. I just peeded laughing.
Oh my goodness. I love you guys. You're the best
knowing you.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Thank you for having fun with us. That's what we're
here for. Don't take us seriously for crying out loud.
Speaker 11 (28:55):
Good morning, Gary and Shannon. So what I would change
is not on my body because I'm very happy with
my body. I mean, I'm five foot two, one hundred
and fifteen pounds, boom, long legs, skinny.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Beautiful fit, you know.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
But my brain, however, is a little bit wonky. My
boyfriend's daughter described me as he's really weird.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
You shouldn't date her. And I've always just been the
odd duck.
Speaker 11 (29:21):
So maybe a brain transplant and just be normal?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I think you sound great. And you know what, if
you see that kid, if you think you're a little crazy,
you're not exactly the ones who don't know they are.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's the ones you go, yeah like this, Yeah, okay,
tiger are trending stories.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
An update on this really crazy story out of you Kaipa,
a kidnapped seven month old boy. It has not looked
good from the beginning. We'll give you the update on
that story coming.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Up as well. That's uplifting.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Well, it's better than squirrels with growths on their face.
I thought was going to You're right, I know I
got a good story for it. This Gary and Shannon
will continue right after this. You've been listening to the
Gary and Shannon Show, you can always hear us live
on KFI AM six forty nine am to one pm
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