January 6, 2026 • 33 mins
Gary and Shannon kick off Hour 1 in full NFL playoff mode, admitting the emotional void left by the absence of Monday Night Football and bracing for the long offseason ahead. They react to a wild NBA moment as Steve Kerr gets ejected with Snoop Dogg on the call, then shift to breaking news with the sudden death of Rep. Doug LaMalfa, reflecting on legacy versus partisan noise. The conversation moves through foreign policy, including why Mexico is not Venezuela and eyebrow-raising talk about Greenland and NATO — before turning lighter as Gary’s dog Peter becomes an NFL playoff picker for social media.
The hour wraps with the latest chapter in Lenny Dykstra’s saga and listener talkbacks about line-cutting disasters at Disneyland, culminating in a debate over the Matterhorn ride and the unforgettable discovery of the “abdominal bears.”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. What'd you do last in
Central America? What did I do last night? In absence
of Monday Night football? I watched a land Man with
my husband.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, my wife asked me yesterday when I got home,
She's like, what do you want to do tonight for
your birthday?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Like?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Watch football game? And I go, there's no football.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I did feel a little bit of emptiness in my heart.
It's but it's nice the way it eases us into
the dark times that is no football season. Yes, yeah,
and I wasn't. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I don't know enough about college football to you know,
get really what's going on with the CFP.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I enjoy it being on.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'll say that there's something comforting for me watching well
and having college football on, especially during this wintery time.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I will forgive you and myself because the NIL has
thrown all the rules that you knew, cursory rules about
college football and who's who's in at the end out
the window, like everything has changed.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Every every high profile player, they're like, oh he spent
four years at Texas before he's played two years at Alabama.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
The portal and nil has changed everything and everything is
upside down. Lane Kiffin is a whole dramaity, yes in itself.
What you're saying dramedy dramedy. That's what I meant to say,
not dramatity dramedy Like it's a drama and a comedy.
And I mean yay for Lane Kiffin. Were able to
engineer what he has engineered, but kind of a whole
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moves all those other coaches that took all the coaches
away from the he could have let them coach the team.
But anyway, whatever, that's neither here nor there. The best
sports story that happened overnight, well last night was Steve
Kerr getting ejected and Snoop Dogg on the call. If
you haven't seen the video, it's it's everywhere on social
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media and it is legendary. Snoop Dogg should be an
announcer somewhere, like he hits it out of the park
every time. Is there anything Snoop Dogg can't do with
any audience? Like ever since he and Martha Stewart teamed
up World Domination.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
He's well his bres seen him significantly next month when
the Olympics start up again and we see has said
that they're going to use it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, for stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
He's got genius, zero clue about when it comes to
the winner elines what.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Makes it good. That's what makes it good. You know.
It's like Elmer's takes on the NFL season. Everybody loves that.
But the thing that bothered me the most when I
woke up this morning, aside from the fact that it
finally set in that there's a real possibility that the
Seahawks or the Rams win the Super Bowl in the
forty nine Ers Stadium, Aside from that troubling thought that
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landed heavy on my mind this morning was the alert
I got about an hour later about Doug LaMalfa dies.
Here's the alert representative, Doug LaMalfa dies reduces GOP control.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like what how about he died?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
How about let the guy die before? What does it
all mean? And the opening death alert that sent to
our phones about what it means politically, Like what a wacky,
awful world we're in where this man's life is just
instantly and he didn't die at ninety four. It wasn't
something you were expecting the guy.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Died at like sixty four sixty five, and they don't
know exactly how there There was one report I saw
this morning that suggested that somebody close to his family
said he had an aneurysm, and then when they took
him to the hospital he also had a heart attack,
like where they were going to put him in surgery
and he had I mean, the chips were stacked against
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him early on, but he had been a member of
Congress since twenty thirteen, I think, And this is the
this is one of those. His district, that first district,
is one that basically did appears when redistricting comes around
thanks a lot Prop fifty, because his district goes from say,
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Yuba City, somewhere in that area, all the way up
to the northeast corner of the state, very very conservative
area of the state of California, which is why they
chose a Republican to represent them. That will go away,
that first district will go I mean, for all intents
and purposes, will include much more significant portions of the
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coastal area of northern California, which will they assume turn
it to a Democratic seat.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That's one of those that's going to change.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I would just like to give Doug Lemalfa a little
bit of an oh bit since everybody did not. Everybody
jumps to what it means politically.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I did say twenty thirteen. He's been in Congress since
two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
See, and you're doing it. You're not even giving the
man a moment. You're talking about what district, what it
means in the district he.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Served his district.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Dougmalfa, Can I have some funeral? Yes? Please? Dougla Malfa
was from Oraville, a place you and I know very well.
He was the California State Assemblyman from two thousand and
two to two thousand and eight. He was a California
State Senator. He was a fourth generation rice farmer. This
is a northern California guy through and through, represented Chico,
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went to cal Poly San Louis Go Mustangs, Go Mustangs.
So next time you settle down into a bowl of rice,
you can think about Doug lam Alfa and what he
meant as a man, not just as a politation. You
don't organ much of that in rice farmers. Yeah, that's
all I got on douglam Alfa. His bio is limited.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, Okay, clarify because I keep screwing this up.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
State Assembly from two thousand and two to two thousand
and eight, State Senate from twenty ten to twelve, House
of Representatives.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
From twenty thirteen to twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
This was also a guy who is big on forestry
and water like big water, big water. He's survived by
his wife, Jill, four children, a grandchild. A lot of
people in shock didn't even know he had health issues.
But there we are only sixty five years old.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
The President did pay tribute to him today.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
The President was speaking in front of other congressional Republicans
today in a very long, rambling speech that included a
bunch of weird sound effects and.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Stuffing sounds like John Madden talking about O line.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
He also talked about weightlifting.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah see what he gets at.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I could never hear that again and be okay.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
He was talking about the difference between he's talking about
men and women's sports and weightlifting, and he said at
his wife. This was a very funny moment because he said,
my wife hates when I do this and then does
the whole like it makes the weights.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Didn't he just say he's making.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Fun of the women trying to lift the weights. He's
struggling with the weight.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
He's making fun of women lifting weights when.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Men says, when a man walks up and does a
weightlifting competition, he just goes and then how much.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Time does he spend watching women's weightlifting competitions. Okay, so Mexico.
Now Mexico is freaking out thinking that maybe we're going
to invade Mexico. Everyone says, well, Mexico should be afraid.
Are we going to go after all of Central America, Mexico,
Canada and Greenland? Is this a game of risk.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Mexico has I don't think they have anything to worry about.
Mexico is not Venezuela, and the idea of a special
operations op like this, I mean, like what we saw
in Venezuela that taking place somewhere in Mexico is so
far fetched. The one in Venezuela not a surprise, the
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one for Mexico. Whatever plan they may think that they
have a different animal.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well, a lot of people and the power departments of
the world are talking about Mexico and using the word invasion.
We'll tell you what we know when we come back.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
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Speaker 1 (08:30):
How was your birth today? Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
It go was good? Yeah, yeah, it was very good.
I just had a five guys burger that's what you
have on it. It was a double bacon cheeseburger. Yeah,
might as well stop it. I just had to lettuce
of tomato and the barbecue sauce. Oh oh, and pickles.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, pickles are great. They provide that crunch.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
The coke machine, you know, they got that giant video
game kind of looking coke machine. I just did the
old suicide drink, the old fashion, like two or three
different kinds of I had a root beer in there,
and I had like a little bit die coke and
then uh also a cherry coke.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Was it? You're just like, you're just chaos? Why not
in this year of your birth? Can I got to
make my own soda? Hell yeah, you're like a freaking
Mormon housewive with those dirty sodas succulent Chinese meal.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Uh. Then I had a slice of lemon marine pie.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
How big was a slice? It was not a bit.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
The pie itself was not giganty. It was a little
Marie Calendar's thing. So, so it's a little slice, not
a big slice, and then a glass of Blantons to
wash it all down.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Was the size of the glasses big? It? So, what
happens to the pie? Oh? And then we started watching
a show.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
We started watching The Jackal.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's old Eddie Redmain plays assassin Guy. Uh, it's British.
I think it's British producer show. But it's on Peacock.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
That's a very I just poured myself a glass of
bourbon and I'm going to watch a British show.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Watch a British show. Yes, I love that, but it
was very good. What happens to the pie today? I
don't know there is one slice left? Yeah, so I
don't know if it's there when I get home, you know, right?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But do you have the slice of pie before or
after your nap?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh? I wouldn't need it this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
That would be I'd be crazy. Let's not be crazy.
Just do it late at night when it's harder to digest. Yeah,
I'm supposed to eat after or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's silly. It's silly. I like to say not after
nine okay, well, I mean nine o'clock Eastern time. It's probably.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Fox is a little screen bug that says that Minnesota
Governor Tim.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Wallas is going to hold a news conference pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
About what isn't he done? Aren't we already answered?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We know that he's not running for real life. But
is there enough pressure on him to get him out
of the governor's mansion.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
A lot of people call him for his resignation because
of the fraud investigations that are going on.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Mexican President Claudia Shinebaumb has condemned what she describes as
the US intervention in Venezuela and has rejected the idea
of American troops entering Mexico. She said at a press
conference in Mexico City. We categorically reject intervention in the
internal affairs of other countries.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
She said, Mexico, all right, sorry. President Trump said that
Mexico must get its act together. Trump told reporters on
Air Force one that he thinks that President shine Bomb
of Mexico is a terrific person, but it's that the
cartels are running Mexico, and he says, we're going to
have to do something.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
We'd love Mexico to do it.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
They're capable of doing it, but unfortunately the cartels are
very strong in Mexico. President Shinbaum says that her country
is cooperating with the United States to help fight against
drug trafficking. She says, I don't believe in an invasion.
I don't even think it's something they're taking very seriously
when asked about the potential for the United States to
stage some sort of intervention there in Mexico, and she
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says that Trump has repeatedly insisted that during their phone
conversations that the US Army be allowed to enter Mexico,
and she says, we have said no very firmly, first
because we defend our sovereignty and second because it is
not necessary. The other one that has been getting a
lot of a lot of name checking in the last
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couple of forty eight to seventy two hours is Colombian
President Gustavo Petro and when asked if there would be
an operation against Columbia because of the amount of drugs, etc.
Cocaine that comes out of Columbia, Trump simply said on
Air Force one, it sounds good to me. And at
this point Gustavo Petro is shaking his fist. This is
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a guy who did the guerrilla warfare. I mean, that's
how he came to power. Basically, he said, come get me.
I'm waiting for you here. Don't threaten me. I'll wait
for you right here.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
If you want a mob movie, yeah, I'm right here
at my desk with an arm to the hilt. Defense
Minister there by the way, in Colombia, Pedro Sanchez announced
that he was sending thirty thousand soldiers to the border
with Venezuela to shore up security.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
There is some concern, I guess there has been an
increase in the number of armed militias that are now
walking down, boldly walking down the streets of Caracas, not.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
To mention three Colombian m eleven seventeen armored security vehicles.
I don't know what those are, but they sound pretty robust.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
And as we mentioned yesterday, a lot of people are
saying that Cuba is really the secondary He's getting the
secondary shockwaves from what happened when we take Maduro out
of Venezuela that within hours of the operation, phone calls
and texts around Cuba spread the news that several dozen
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elite Cuban security forces that were guarding Maduro were the
ones who were killed in the operation. And as we mentioned,
Marco Rubio of course has an intense knowledge of Cuba, Venezuela,
all those Latin American countries because of all the work
that he's done, and he was saying that Cuba has
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a lot to lose here because the amount of Cuban
forces and intelligence officers that are at work in Venezuela.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Everybody learned that their defense needs to be stronger after
watching the Sunday night game between the Ravens and the Steelers,
and I think that these countries have taken notice.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
As well internationally. They were watching the Ravens and the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I mean, what are we doing there in that fourth quarter?
Where's the defense?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Even Miller, the funny looking guy who I think is
Deputy Chief of Staff and the White House went on
CNN and was was very boldly stating that the United
States must have Greenland.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And it's a fixation. It's certainly a fixation. There's a
reason why this story has not gone away.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
So we'll talk about that and what it is that
that Greenland and Denmark say about it about the United States.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
We already have a footprint there.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I mean, it's not like we're it's not like it's
a a random place that we've never been. We have
members of the military there.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Also, you have to open your present in the break
because it's for the show, because we have a fun
game we're going to play going into the playoffs with
your present and your dog and my hoop your dog, Peter, Okay,
we need your wife's involvement in this. We heard permission
or just yeah, probably, but I want I do. I mean,
it's all harmless to the dog, we hope, So it is, okay,
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it is.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
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Speaker 1 (16:09):
You know you're like Jompnet. Well, no, that's not the
right parallel. But your dog is very photogenic. Yeah, and
I got Gary all the the helmets, the NFL helmets.
These are great, which when you were a kid, when
we grew up, it was kind of a goal to
get them. There were all these little coin How would
(16:30):
I describe this to people that don't know bubble gum
machine bubble gum machines, if that makes any You know,
at the grocery store, and you know there were a
nickel or a dime or a quarter, and you would
ask your parents for a nickel or a dime or
a quarter.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Did that one right? They dealers on one side. Yeah,
that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
And you there was one machine always that was full
of the NFL helmets and the goal was to get
all like one of every team, right, and it was
impossible to get and you trade with your friends, and
it was a whole thing, and it was a big
coup if somebody could fill up the get the whole
league represented with their mini helmets. Now, thanks to Amazon,
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you no longer have to go through the pain of
the bubble gum machine. Just like everything else, you want it,
you get it. We have we have no pushback, no
hurdles to leap over anymore in this world. If you
want it, you can get it by tomorrow at three o'clock.
So Gary now has all the helmets. And I thought
we could do, you know, to you know, get you know,
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maybe maybe maybe the dog has a you know, as
a prognosticator. Remember the octopus. What was the octopus's name?
What was his name? And it hit a song, Paul,
Paul the octopus. He was picking world company, pick a winner.
When you pick your dinner, is how the song went,
and I thought what we could do with the dog.
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Of course, your wife has to sign on this and
orchestrate it and do the whole thing, but like we
would put the wild card team matchup head to head,
and like based on how your dog reacted, you could
kind of pick the winner. Seahawks and the Broncos they
have the one seed, all right, so all these others
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are that's really fun and then you know, to see
how the dog reacts and then maybe uh yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Matt producer, Matt, sorry about this. I'm just gonna go
ahead and throw the Dolphins back in the box. Yeah,
and the Raiders and the Jets and the Chiefs and
the Raiders and the Boers and the Titans and oh.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
The Cowboys went in there. That felt good.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Chiefs, Yeah, that's really fun. All right. So I got
to figure this out before.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So I thought we could do that and put it
on our social media if if it's okay with the family,
and you know, the Peter signs off on this. So
I'm not sure. How do I just set up two
helmets set at times and then just see how he reacts,
like if he smells or touches. Yeah, exactly. You know
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if he if he bats one away, or if he
starts licking one, or you know, what I'll.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Have to do is I'll have to put a treat
under each one of them, an equal treat, Yes, equal treat.
Like I snapped one of the little milkbone treats in
half and I put one under each helmet.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, and just see where he goes.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Peter pick the winner, right, and then he goes over
and he sniffs one.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, and then we go, you know, international, Peter the picker,
We go international. Do I have this right?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Bill's right? I think that's right. That match up, right,
those matches.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
The Buffalo plays Jacksonville. There you go, that's good. Yeah, Okay,
you can put the Niner helmet back in the box.
They're not going to win that game. They're asking Patrick
Willis to come out of retirement because there are zero
linebackers left. Zero.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Stephen Miller, top aid to the President, has asserted that
Greenland belongs to the United States, or should, and that
the Trump administration could take it if it wanted it. Well,
they keep talking about how much they wanted. Last night
on CNN, Jake Tapper was like, okay, but what does
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that look like, are you going to put boots on
the ground and invade Greenland.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
It has been the formal position of the US government
since the beginning of this administration, frankly, going back into
the previous Trump administration, that Greenland should be part of
the United States. The President has been very clear about that.
That is the formal position of the US government.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Right, but can you say that military action against Greenland
is off the table?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
It would be in a.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Military action against Greenland, the Greenland has a population of
thirty thousand people, Jake. The real question is by what
right does Denmark certain control over Greenland?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Five hundred years of history. Perhaps it's silly. There was
one There was one right up I saw today that
suggested that a I think it was Rich Lowry, the
writer Rich Lowry. He said, a medium armed group of
Crossing Guards would probably be able to go in and
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militarily take over Greenland, if in fact it would only
be Greenland that we were fighting. The problem is Greenland
Denmark being an autonomous state of Denmark is part of NATO.
If one NATO member tried to take over another NATO member,
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that thing is gone. That thing the North Atlantic treaty
organization is gone.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
We are essentially NATO, I mean right right, like we
are the most powerful. We are the power of NATO.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
We are the bank, we are the middle terry arm
we are yest.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
So in his mind, shouldn't we be able to do
with NATO whatever we want to do with NATO? Probably? Probably.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
But that same article, that same article from Rich Lowry
pointed to something that kind of reiterated what Marco Rubio
said on Saturday when they were discussing the invasion of
and capture of Nicholas Maduro and Venezuela, and Marco Rubio said, listen,
this guy says what he's going to do, he tells you,
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and then when he does it, you can't act surprised.
Referring to President Trump, and the way Rich Lowry wrote
it up was Trump doesn't do everything he says, but
almost everything he does do he has talked about it.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Openly before him.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yes, and this idea of taking he hasn't said that
he wanted to militarily take it. He hasn't taken it
off the table, but he has said that we should
own Greenland.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Did you see this fight at Disneyland? I was surprised,
not surprised about this fight at Disneyland. Why hasn't this happened?
Why haven't we heard about more fights at Disneyland. This
was over line cutting. It was at the Indiana Jones Adventure,
which is a long line. It can be awful and
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claustrophobic for sure, and very claustrophobic, and so it didn't
go well. I kind of wondered if we could talk
to people about have you ever had an altercation at Disneyland?
Have you ever wanted to have an altercation at Disneyland?
Has anyone ever bothered you? And I'm not just talking
about there are too many strollers my kids having a
four pm meltdown. I'm having a four pm meltdown whatever.
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It is like somebody is a total d and you're like,
what are you? But then you then you dial it back.
You're like, I am at Disneyland, I am with the children.
I Am not going to be the dude that gets
into it at Disneyland. What have you ever wanted to?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Has it ever gotten there? I mean I have been
in lock up at Disneyland. I have been in the cell.
You've seen You've paid, I've paid the price. I've been
on the inside there, so there's no shame here.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
You've tasted the magic Justice.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Tell me about your magic justice. Let us know on
the talk back. Use a little microphone on the iHeartRadio
app tap us. Let us know about your Disneyland troubles.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Have you seen kids on that right on luggage at
the airports?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I have locky.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
They look like they're having so much fun. Apparently our
take on it is not everybody's take. It's pissing off
some people. I think it's great.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Listen. Traveling with kids is hard enough.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And when my wife and I, for example, we were
in Texas and over Thanksgiving and traveling from Burbank to
love Field is a joy, even if you even if
it's you go to the greatest airports in the world,
traveling with kids and all their stuff and all their
things and the pacifier like and I mean pacifier literally,
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but also the pacific well, and the walking them busy and.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Then walking guys got to keep up.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Right, we're gonna get stopped. No, we're not stopping. Then
we're not going. We're not getting candy bars, right, like,
all of that stuff, the whole thing. So if you
can just throw them on top of that luggage and
off you go, hell to the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
And I've seen plenty of kids just riding on the
suitcase the dad's pulling.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I see that all the time. But now they can
do it themselves.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I know it's great, but some people don't like it.
Lenny Dykstra, y'all, Lenny Dykstra, what's going on? What trouble
hasn't he gotten into? Like he checks all the boxes.
Lenny Dykstra's latest is he was pulled over New Year's Day,
Pennsylvania and he was the passenger in this vehicle. But
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at one point he opens the glove box during questioning.
Don't do that and pop standing there. Yeah, and especially
not if you've got crack cocaine and a crack pipe
in your glove box. I think would be the rule.
If you've got a crack pipe in the glovebox, first
of all, don't put it in the glove box. What
are you doing. That's where you keep the registration that
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you're going to reach for when the cop asks you
for it, right, yeah, keep it under the seat like
everybody else like every other American, But Lenny Dykstra, I
think has been in trouble for everything. I feel like
Crack is a new one. Lenny Dykster. If you don't know,
he was on the nineteen eighty six Mets team, the
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World Cheery Series Championship team, believe he took over for
Mookie Wilson when he was injured. But anyway, he has
crashed a car duy, He's gotten sexual harassment of a
seventeen year old girl. He's gotten a bankruptcy. He's auctioned
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off his world series ring. He has foreclosed homes and
left them in disarray. He has stiffed an adult entertainment
star paid her with a bad check. He has sexually
assaulted a housekeeper, grand theft, auto on multiple vehicles as well, bankruptcy, fraud,
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identity theft, possession of cocaine, ecstasy, HGH, in decent exposure.
He's gotten in trouble for money laundering. I mean, this
guy has checked all the MF and boxes and now Crack.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Now, Crack, Is there anything left on his.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
List on the BINGO card? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Hugary Shannon Stacy from Honeyington Beach brought back memories from
a long time ago. It's my girls were three and four,
went to Disneyland, got to the main street area for
the parade, like an hour and a half ahead of time,
so we could sit on the curb and the girls
could see everything. Come time for the parade, some lady
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just stands in front of us, gets in front of us,
and I said something to her, and she actually like
she didn't know English, but she did said something to
me at the end.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
What did she say at the end? I don't know.
I do know English, and I saw better than you
did at this parade. You comprini, He started with como.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
In this case, there was a guy injured last week
after this fight broke out inside a ride at Disneyland.
The fight at the Indiana Jones Adventure ride started when
one group tried to pass another one in line. They
said it was a group passing people allegedly to catch
up with the rest of their party, and at least
one person in the group that was passing through the
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line was involved in an altercation with a man who
was already waiting for the ride. The man who was
already in line was injured treated at the park, got
a pretty good gash on his head, et cetera. The
suspect and members of the cutting group apparently left the
park before officers got there. Police are trying to identify
these people, et cetera, to get their side of the story.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
It happens all the time in these theme parks, and
not just.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Is the Land.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
It's a universal and not Spury Farm and Magic Mount,
all of them. They all there's somebody who will get
in line, and then somebody else who wants to catch
up with their party, and they'll excuse me a pardon me, pardon.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me and
get in there.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
And ninety nine percent of the time it's a one
or two people and it's not a big deal. It's
not gonna you're already in line for forty five minutes
to an hour whatever it is, those two people are
not going to make a big deal. If it's more
than that, people start to feel a little bit like,
wait a minute, I paid the price, I'm holding my ears,
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I'm not eating what I want to eat because I'm hungry,
Like what are you going to say?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Not cool? And then what so you've lodged your place.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Say things under your breath like oh, I guess you
just get to walk on by or I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Part of it is that there should be some sort
of ability of I mean, what do you call it?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
The cast members.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
There's got to be some ability for them to prevent
that from happening, or to tell people we don't do that,
we don't save spots in line at the happiest place, honor.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I have a question about Disneyland and with regards to
the cast members, are they as disengaged as the cast
members that say the Chipotle these days? Like? Are they
as disengaged as other people that work in jobs where
they seem to not really care.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I've had fantastic experiences with people at the park.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I mean there are when's the last time you were
at Disneyland though.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Well, I mean just the other oh, yes, last month,
that's right. About once a year is what my pace.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I've never seen them enforce anything, though.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
That's different, Yes, the enforcement of someone I was arrested.
But part of it is because there's an expectation when
you go to Disneyland, you kind of know what the
rules are and for the most part, people have respected
that for a very long time. Now, it's just that
people are just taking advantage of it because they realize
maybe they're not going to be enforced. The last time
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I went during the day, like a regular day at Disneyland,
it would have been October of last year, I think
maybe even longer than that. But I went with my
wife and I went with my two sisters, so the
four of us walking around both parks, and it was
late in the afternoon. It's October, it's warm, it's not hot,
but it's you know, probably eighty degrees, and we're in
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line four matterhorn bob sleds, and the same thing happened
where there was a group of people that did the thing.
They didn't even like excuse me, pardon me parton, excuse me,
excuse me, part me. They just ducked under the poles
and climbed through the little you know lines, yes to
get to where they were to meet their party in
front of us, which was frustrating, and yeah, generate some
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under your breath kind of comments of like that sucks,
like we've been waiting here for half an hour and
you guys got to do whatever you wanted.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
In the park and listen, hell hath no fury like
Gary Hoffman in the matterhorn line. It's your favorite ride.
Don't you love the abominable Snowman? This is a tough
word for me. Too many syllables, too many consonants.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
And abdominal snowman whatever it is, abdomitable snowman.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
How do I say it? Abomitting, dominable a bombing. But
it's after the Bee that it gets a little crazy
in there. The first bee abominable, that's permiable. Stop abominable.
Stop saying it now, you're gonna screw it up. But
you know how you feel about that ride. You love
that ride. You love the Alps, you love the Swiss.
You love the fact that they made the cars bigger
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for your ass because it was a real tight thing.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
To notice it was comfy.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Oh yeah, you wouldn't be able to fit in the
one you fit in twenty years ago. Birthing hips, I mean, okay,
that was pop out every time and I'd get off
the ride. They'd be like, let's take up right corks.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Let us know your Have you ever confronted somebody at
the yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Pop anyone now? Knots Berry Farms different that is a
lawless society. You know, buil call the old the cartels
go to knots. You know what I mean. You've been
listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
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This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. What'd you do last in
Central America? What did I do last night? In absence
of Monday Night football? I watched a land Man with
my husband.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, my wife asked me yesterday when I got home,
She's like, what do you want to do tonight for
your birthday?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Like?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Watch football game? And I go, there's no football.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I did feel a little bit of emptiness in my heart.
It's but it's nice the way it eases us into
the dark times that is no football season. Yes, yeah,
and I wasn't. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I don't know enough about college football to you know,
get really what's going on with the CFP.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I enjoy it being on.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'll say that there's something comforting for me watching well
and having college football on, especially during this wintery time.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I will forgive you and myself because the NIL has
thrown all the rules that you knew, cursory rules about
college football and who's who's in at the end out
the window, like everything has changed.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Every every high profile player, they're like, oh he spent
four years at Texas before he's played two years at Alabama.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
The portal and nil has changed everything and everything is
upside down. Lane Kiffin is a whole dramaity, yes in itself.
What you're saying dramedy dramedy. That's what I meant to say,
not dramatity dramedy Like it's a drama and a comedy.
And I mean yay for Lane Kiffin. Were able to
engineer what he has engineered, but kind of a whole
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moves all those other coaches that took all the coaches
away from the he could have let them coach the team.
But anyway, whatever, that's neither here nor there. The best
sports story that happened overnight, well last night was Steve
Kerr getting ejected and Snoop Dogg on the call. If
you haven't seen the video, it's it's everywhere on social
(01:58):
media and it is legendary. Snoop Dogg should be an
announcer somewhere, like he hits it out of the park
every time. Is there anything Snoop Dogg can't do with
any audience? Like ever since he and Martha Stewart teamed
up World Domination.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
He's well his bres seen him significantly next month when
the Olympics start up again and we see has said
that they're going to use it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, for stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
He's got genius, zero clue about when it comes to
the winner elines what.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Makes it good. That's what makes it good. You know.
It's like Elmer's takes on the NFL season. Everybody loves that.
But the thing that bothered me the most when I
woke up this morning, aside from the fact that it
finally set in that there's a real possibility that the
Seahawks or the Rams win the Super Bowl in the
forty nine Ers Stadium, Aside from that troubling thought that
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landed heavy on my mind this morning was the alert
I got about an hour later about Doug LaMalfa dies.
Here's the alert representative, Doug LaMalfa dies reduces GOP control.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like what how about he died?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
How about let the guy die before? What does it
all mean? And the opening death alert that sent to
our phones about what it means politically, Like what a wacky,
awful world we're in where this man's life is just
instantly and he didn't die at ninety four. It wasn't
something you were expecting the guy.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Died at like sixty four sixty five, and they don't
know exactly how there There was one report I saw
this morning that suggested that somebody close to his family
said he had an aneurysm, and then when they took
him to the hospital he also had a heart attack,
like where they were going to put him in surgery
and he had I mean, the chips were stacked against
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him early on, but he had been a member of
Congress since twenty thirteen, I think, And this is the
this is one of those. His district, that first district,
is one that basically did appears when redistricting comes around
thanks a lot Prop fifty, because his district goes from say,
(04:07):
Yuba City, somewhere in that area, all the way up
to the northeast corner of the state, very very conservative
area of the state of California, which is why they
chose a Republican to represent them. That will go away,
that first district will go I mean, for all intents
and purposes, will include much more significant portions of the
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coastal area of northern California, which will they assume turn
it to a Democratic seat.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That's one of those that's going to change.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I would just like to give Doug Lemalfa a little
bit of an oh bit since everybody did not. Everybody
jumps to what it means politically.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I did say twenty thirteen. He's been in Congress since
two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
See, and you're doing it. You're not even giving the
man a moment. You're talking about what district, what it
means in the district he.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Served his district.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Dougmalfa, Can I have some funeral? Yes? Please? Dougla Malfa
was from Oraville, a place you and I know very well.
He was the California State Assemblyman from two thousand and
two to two thousand and eight. He was a California
State Senator. He was a fourth generation rice farmer. This
is a northern California guy through and through, represented Chico,
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went to cal Poly San Louis Go Mustangs, Go Mustangs.
So next time you settle down into a bowl of rice,
you can think about Doug lam Alfa and what he
meant as a man, not just as a politation. You
don't organ much of that in rice farmers. Yeah, that's
all I got on douglam Alfa. His bio is limited.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, Okay, clarify because I keep screwing this up.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
State Assembly from two thousand and two to two thousand
and eight, State Senate from twenty ten to twelve, House
of Representatives.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
From twenty thirteen to twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
This was also a guy who is big on forestry
and water like big water, big water. He's survived by
his wife, Jill, four children, a grandchild. A lot of
people in shock didn't even know he had health issues.
But there we are only sixty five years old.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
The President did pay tribute to him today.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
The President was speaking in front of other congressional Republicans
today in a very long, rambling speech that included a
bunch of weird sound effects and.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Stuffing sounds like John Madden talking about O line.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
He also talked about weightlifting.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah see what he gets at.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I could never hear that again and be okay.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
He was talking about the difference between he's talking about
men and women's sports and weightlifting, and he said at
his wife. This was a very funny moment because he said,
my wife hates when I do this and then does
the whole like it makes the weights.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Didn't he just say he's making.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Fun of the women trying to lift the weights. He's
struggling with the weight.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
He's making fun of women lifting weights when.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Men says, when a man walks up and does a
weightlifting competition, he just goes and then how much.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Time does he spend watching women's weightlifting competitions. Okay, so Mexico.
Now Mexico is freaking out thinking that maybe we're going
to invade Mexico. Everyone says, well, Mexico should be afraid.
Are we going to go after all of Central America, Mexico,
Canada and Greenland? Is this a game of risk.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Mexico has I don't think they have anything to worry about.
Mexico is not Venezuela, and the idea of a special
operations op like this, I mean, like what we saw
in Venezuela that taking place somewhere in Mexico is so
far fetched. The one in Venezuela not a surprise, the
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one for Mexico. Whatever plan they may think that they
have a different animal.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well, a lot of people and the power departments of
the world are talking about Mexico and using the word invasion.
We'll tell you what we know when we come back.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
How was your birth today? Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
It go was good? Yeah, yeah, it was very good.
I just had a five guys burger that's what you
have on it. It was a double bacon cheeseburger. Yeah,
might as well stop it. I just had to lettuce
of tomato and the barbecue sauce. Oh oh, and pickles.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, pickles are great. They provide that crunch.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
The coke machine, you know, they got that giant video
game kind of looking coke machine. I just did the
old suicide drink, the old fashion, like two or three
different kinds of I had a root beer in there,
and I had like a little bit die coke and
then uh also a cherry coke.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Was it? You're just like, you're just chaos? Why not
in this year of your birth? Can I got to
make my own soda? Hell yeah, you're like a freaking
Mormon housewive with those dirty sodas succulent Chinese meal.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Uh. Then I had a slice of lemon marine pie.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
How big was a slice? It was not a bit.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
The pie itself was not giganty. It was a little
Marie Calendar's thing. So, so it's a little slice, not
a big slice, and then a glass of Blantons to
wash it all down.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Was the size of the glasses big? It? So, what
happens to the pie? Oh? And then we started watching
a show.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
We started watching The Jackal.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's old Eddie Redmain plays assassin Guy. Uh, it's British.
I think it's British producer show. But it's on Peacock.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
That's a very I just poured myself a glass of
bourbon and I'm going to watch a British show.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Watch a British show. Yes, I love that, but it
was very good. What happens to the pie today? I
don't know there is one slice left? Yeah, so I
don't know if it's there when I get home, you know, right?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But do you have the slice of pie before or
after your nap?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh? I wouldn't need it this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
That would be I'd be crazy. Let's not be crazy.
Just do it late at night when it's harder to digest. Yeah,
I'm supposed to eat after or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's silly. It's silly. I like to say not after
nine okay, well, I mean nine o'clock Eastern time. It's probably.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Fox is a little screen bug that says that Minnesota
Governor Tim.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Wallas is going to hold a news conference pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
About what isn't he done? Aren't we already answered?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We know that he's not running for real life. But
is there enough pressure on him to get him out
of the governor's mansion.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
A lot of people call him for his resignation because
of the fraud investigations that are going on.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Mexican President Claudia Shinebaumb has condemned what she describes as
the US intervention in Venezuela and has rejected the idea
of American troops entering Mexico. She said at a press
conference in Mexico City. We categorically reject intervention in the
internal affairs of other countries.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
She said, Mexico, all right, sorry. President Trump said that
Mexico must get its act together. Trump told reporters on
Air Force one that he thinks that President shine Bomb
of Mexico is a terrific person, but it's that the
cartels are running Mexico, and he says, we're going to
have to do something.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
We'd love Mexico to do it.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
They're capable of doing it, but unfortunately the cartels are
very strong in Mexico. President Shinbaum says that her country
is cooperating with the United States to help fight against
drug trafficking. She says, I don't believe in an invasion.
I don't even think it's something they're taking very seriously
when asked about the potential for the United States to
stage some sort of intervention there in Mexico, and she
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says that Trump has repeatedly insisted that during their phone
conversations that the US Army be allowed to enter Mexico,
and she says, we have said no very firmly, first
because we defend our sovereignty and second because it is
not necessary. The other one that has been getting a
lot of a lot of name checking in the last
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couple of forty eight to seventy two hours is Colombian
President Gustavo Petro and when asked if there would be
an operation against Columbia because of the amount of drugs, etc.
Cocaine that comes out of Columbia, Trump simply said on
Air Force one, it sounds good to me. And at
this point Gustavo Petro is shaking his fist. This is
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a guy who did the guerrilla warfare. I mean, that's
how he came to power. Basically, he said, come get me.
I'm waiting for you here. Don't threaten me. I'll wait
for you right here.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
If you want a mob movie, yeah, I'm right here
at my desk with an arm to the hilt. Defense
Minister there by the way, in Colombia, Pedro Sanchez announced
that he was sending thirty thousand soldiers to the border
with Venezuela to shore up security.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
There is some concern, I guess there has been an
increase in the number of armed militias that are now
walking down, boldly walking down the streets of Caracas, not.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
To mention three Colombian m eleven seventeen armored security vehicles.
I don't know what those are, but they sound pretty robust.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
And as we mentioned yesterday, a lot of people are
saying that Cuba is really the secondary He's getting the
secondary shockwaves from what happened when we take Maduro out
of Venezuela that within hours of the operation, phone calls
and texts around Cuba spread the news that several dozen
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elite Cuban security forces that were guarding Maduro were the
ones who were killed in the operation. And as we mentioned,
Marco Rubio of course has an intense knowledge of Cuba, Venezuela,
all those Latin American countries because of all the work
that he's done, and he was saying that Cuba has
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a lot to lose here because the amount of Cuban
forces and intelligence officers that are at work in Venezuela.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Everybody learned that their defense needs to be stronger after
watching the Sunday night game between the Ravens and the Steelers,
and I think that these countries have taken notice.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
As well internationally. They were watching the Ravens and the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I mean, what are we doing there in that fourth quarter?
Where's the defense?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Even Miller, the funny looking guy who I think is
Deputy Chief of Staff and the White House went on
CNN and was was very boldly stating that the United
States must have Greenland.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And it's a fixation. It's certainly a fixation. There's a
reason why this story has not gone away.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
So we'll talk about that and what it is that
that Greenland and Denmark say about it about the United States.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
We already have a footprint there.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I mean, it's not like we're it's not like it's
a a random place that we've never been. We have
members of the military there.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Also, you have to open your present in the break
because it's for the show, because we have a fun
game we're going to play going into the playoffs with
your present and your dog and my hoop your dog, Peter, Okay,
we need your wife's involvement in this. We heard permission
or just yeah, probably, but I want I do. I mean,
it's all harmless to the dog, we hope, So it is, okay,
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it is.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You know you're like Jompnet. Well, no, that's not the
right parallel. But your dog is very photogenic. Yeah, and
I got Gary all the the helmets, the NFL helmets.
These are great, which when you were a kid, when
we grew up, it was kind of a goal to
get them. There were all these little coin How would
(16:30):
I describe this to people that don't know bubble gum
machine bubble gum machines, if that makes any You know,
at the grocery store, and you know there were a
nickel or a dime or a quarter, and you would
ask your parents for a nickel or a dime or
a quarter.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Did that one right? They dealers on one side. Yeah,
that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
And you there was one machine always that was full
of the NFL helmets and the goal was to get
all like one of every team, right, and it was
impossible to get and you trade with your friends, and
it was a whole thing, and it was a big
coup if somebody could fill up the get the whole
league represented with their mini helmets. Now, thanks to Amazon,
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you no longer have to go through the pain of
the bubble gum machine. Just like everything else, you want it,
you get it. We have we have no pushback, no
hurdles to leap over anymore in this world. If you
want it, you can get it by tomorrow at three o'clock.
So Gary now has all the helmets. And I thought
we could do, you know, to you know, get you know,
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maybe maybe maybe the dog has a you know, as
a prognosticator. Remember the octopus. What was the octopus's name?
What was his name? And it hit a song, Paul,
Paul the octopus. He was picking world company, pick a winner.
When you pick your dinner, is how the song went,
and I thought what we could do with the dog.
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Of course, your wife has to sign on this and
orchestrate it and do the whole thing, but like we
would put the wild card team matchup head to head,
and like based on how your dog reacted, you could
kind of pick the winner. Seahawks and the Broncos they
have the one seed, all right, so all these others
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are that's really fun and then you know, to see
how the dog reacts and then maybe uh yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Matt producer, Matt, sorry about this. I'm just gonna go
ahead and throw the Dolphins back in the box. Yeah,
and the Raiders and the Jets and the Chiefs and
the Raiders and the Boers and the Titans and oh.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
The Cowboys went in there. That felt good.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Chiefs, Yeah, that's really fun. All right. So I got
to figure this out before.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So I thought we could do that and put it
on our social media if if it's okay with the family,
and you know, the Peter signs off on this. So
I'm not sure. How do I just set up two
helmets set at times and then just see how he reacts,
like if he smells or touches. Yeah, exactly. You know
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if he if he bats one away, or if he
starts licking one, or you know, what I'll.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Have to do is I'll have to put a treat
under each one of them, an equal treat, Yes, equal treat.
Like I snapped one of the little milkbone treats in
half and I put one under each helmet.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, and just see where he goes.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Peter pick the winner, right, and then he goes over
and he sniffs one.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, and then we go, you know, international, Peter the picker,
We go international. Do I have this right?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Bill's right? I think that's right. That match up, right,
those matches.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
The Buffalo plays Jacksonville. There you go, that's good. Yeah, Okay,
you can put the Niner helmet back in the box.
They're not going to win that game. They're asking Patrick
Willis to come out of retirement because there are zero
linebackers left. Zero.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Stephen Miller, top aid to the President, has asserted that
Greenland belongs to the United States, or should, and that
the Trump administration could take it if it wanted it. Well,
they keep talking about how much they wanted. Last night
on CNN, Jake Tapper was like, okay, but what does
(20:27):
that look like, are you going to put boots on
the ground and invade Greenland.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
It has been the formal position of the US government
since the beginning of this administration, frankly, going back into
the previous Trump administration, that Greenland should be part of
the United States. The President has been very clear about that.
That is the formal position of the US government.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Right, but can you say that military action against Greenland
is off the table?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
It would be in a.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Military action against Greenland, the Greenland has a population of
thirty thousand people, Jake. The real question is by what
right does Denmark certain control over Greenland?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Five hundred years of history. Perhaps it's silly. There was
one There was one right up I saw today that
suggested that a I think it was Rich Lowry, the
writer Rich Lowry. He said, a medium armed group of
Crossing Guards would probably be able to go in and
(21:24):
militarily take over Greenland, if in fact it would only
be Greenland that we were fighting. The problem is Greenland
Denmark being an autonomous state of Denmark is part of NATO.
If one NATO member tried to take over another NATO member,
(21:47):
that thing is gone. That thing the North Atlantic treaty
organization is gone.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
We are essentially NATO, I mean right right, like we
are the most powerful. We are the power of NATO.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
We are the bank, we are the middle terry arm
we are yest.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
So in his mind, shouldn't we be able to do
with NATO whatever we want to do with NATO? Probably? Probably.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
But that same article, that same article from Rich Lowry
pointed to something that kind of reiterated what Marco Rubio
said on Saturday when they were discussing the invasion of
and capture of Nicholas Maduro and Venezuela, and Marco Rubio said, listen,
this guy says what he's going to do, he tells you,
(22:31):
and then when he does it, you can't act surprised.
Referring to President Trump, and the way Rich Lowry wrote
it up was Trump doesn't do everything he says, but
almost everything he does do he has talked about it.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Openly before him.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yes, and this idea of taking he hasn't said that
he wanted to militarily take it. He hasn't taken it
off the table, but he has said that we should
own Greenland.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Did you see this fight at Disneyland? I was surprised,
not surprised about this fight at Disneyland. Why hasn't this happened?
Why haven't we heard about more fights at Disneyland. This
was over line cutting. It was at the Indiana Jones Adventure,
which is a long line. It can be awful and
(23:21):
claustrophobic for sure, and very claustrophobic, and so it didn't
go well. I kind of wondered if we could talk
to people about have you ever had an altercation at Disneyland?
Have you ever wanted to have an altercation at Disneyland?
Has anyone ever bothered you? And I'm not just talking
about there are too many strollers my kids having a
four pm meltdown. I'm having a four pm meltdown whatever.
(23:45):
It is like somebody is a total d and you're like,
what are you? But then you then you dial it back.
You're like, I am at Disneyland, I am with the children.
I Am not going to be the dude that gets
into it at Disneyland. What have you ever wanted to?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Has it ever gotten there? I mean I have been
in lock up at Disneyland. I have been in the cell.
You've seen You've paid, I've paid the price. I've been
on the inside there, so there's no shame here.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
You've tasted the magic Justice.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Tell me about your magic justice. Let us know on
the talk back. Use a little microphone on the iHeartRadio
app tap us. Let us know about your Disneyland troubles.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Have you seen kids on that right on luggage at
the airports?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I have locky.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
They look like they're having so much fun. Apparently our
take on it is not everybody's take. It's pissing off
some people. I think it's great.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Listen. Traveling with kids is hard enough.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And when my wife and I, for example, we were
in Texas and over Thanksgiving and traveling from Burbank to
love Field is a joy, even if you even if
it's you go to the greatest airports in the world,
traveling with kids and all their stuff and all their
things and the pacifier like and I mean pacifier literally,
(25:11):
but also the pacific well, and the walking them busy and.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Then walking guys got to keep up.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Right, we're gonna get stopped. No, we're not stopping. Then
we're not going. We're not getting candy bars, right, like,
all of that stuff, the whole thing. So if you
can just throw them on top of that luggage and
off you go, hell to the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
And I've seen plenty of kids just riding on the
suitcase the dad's pulling.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I see that all the time. But now they can
do it themselves.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I know it's great, but some people don't like it.
Lenny Dykstra, y'all, Lenny Dykstra, what's going on? What trouble
hasn't he gotten into? Like he checks all the boxes.
Lenny Dykstra's latest is he was pulled over New Year's Day,
Pennsylvania and he was the passenger in this vehicle. But
(26:04):
at one point he opens the glove box during questioning.
Don't do that and pop standing there. Yeah, and especially
not if you've got crack cocaine and a crack pipe
in your glove box. I think would be the rule.
If you've got a crack pipe in the glovebox, first
of all, don't put it in the glove box. What
are you doing. That's where you keep the registration that
(26:25):
you're going to reach for when the cop asks you
for it, right, yeah, keep it under the seat like
everybody else like every other American, But Lenny Dykstra, I
think has been in trouble for everything. I feel like
Crack is a new one. Lenny Dykster. If you don't know,
he was on the nineteen eighty six Mets team, the
(26:48):
World Cheery Series Championship team, believe he took over for
Mookie Wilson when he was injured. But anyway, he has
crashed a car duy, He's gotten sexual harassment of a
seventeen year old girl. He's gotten a bankruptcy. He's auctioned
(27:08):
off his world series ring. He has foreclosed homes and
left them in disarray. He has stiffed an adult entertainment
star paid her with a bad check. He has sexually
assaulted a housekeeper, grand theft, auto on multiple vehicles as well, bankruptcy, fraud,
(27:30):
identity theft, possession of cocaine, ecstasy, HGH, in decent exposure.
He's gotten in trouble for money laundering. I mean, this
guy has checked all the MF and boxes and now Crack.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Now, Crack, Is there anything left on his.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
List on the BINGO card? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Hugary Shannon Stacy from Honeyington Beach brought back memories from
a long time ago. It's my girls were three and four,
went to Disneyland, got to the main street area for
the parade, like an hour and a half ahead of time,
so we could sit on the curb and the girls
could see everything. Come time for the parade, some lady
(28:15):
just stands in front of us, gets in front of us,
and I said something to her, and she actually like
she didn't know English, but she did said something to
me at the end.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
What did she say at the end? I don't know.
I do know English, and I saw better than you
did at this parade. You comprini, He started with como.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
In this case, there was a guy injured last week
after this fight broke out inside a ride at Disneyland.
The fight at the Indiana Jones Adventure ride started when
one group tried to pass another one in line. They
said it was a group passing people allegedly to catch
up with the rest of their party, and at least
one person in the group that was passing through the
(28:56):
line was involved in an altercation with a man who
was already waiting for the ride. The man who was
already in line was injured treated at the park, got
a pretty good gash on his head, et cetera. The
suspect and members of the cutting group apparently left the
park before officers got there. Police are trying to identify
these people, et cetera, to get their side of the story.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
It happens all the time in these theme parks, and
not just.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Is the Land.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
It's a universal and not Spury Farm and Magic Mount,
all of them. They all there's somebody who will get
in line, and then somebody else who wants to catch
up with their party, and they'll excuse me a pardon me, pardon.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me and
get in there.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
And ninety nine percent of the time it's a one
or two people and it's not a big deal. It's
not gonna you're already in line for forty five minutes
to an hour whatever it is, those two people are
not going to make a big deal. If it's more
than that, people start to feel a little bit like,
wait a minute, I paid the price, I'm holding my ears,
(29:56):
I'm not eating what I want to eat because I'm hungry,
Like what are you going to say?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Not cool? And then what so you've lodged your place.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Say things under your breath like oh, I guess you
just get to walk on by or I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Part of it is that there should be some sort
of ability of I mean, what do you call it?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
The cast members.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
There's got to be some ability for them to prevent
that from happening, or to tell people we don't do that,
we don't save spots in line at the happiest place, honor.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I have a question about Disneyland and with regards to
the cast members, are they as disengaged as the cast
members that say the Chipotle these days? Like? Are they
as disengaged as other people that work in jobs where
they seem to not really care.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I've had fantastic experiences with people at the park.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I mean there are when's the last time you were
at Disneyland though.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Well, I mean just the other oh, yes, last month,
that's right. About once a year is what my pace.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I've never seen them enforce anything, though.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
That's different, Yes, the enforcement of someone I was arrested.
But part of it is because there's an expectation when
you go to Disneyland, you kind of know what the
rules are and for the most part, people have respected
that for a very long time. Now, it's just that
people are just taking advantage of it because they realize
maybe they're not going to be enforced. The last time
(31:21):
I went during the day, like a regular day at Disneyland,
it would have been October of last year, I think
maybe even longer than that. But I went with my
wife and I went with my two sisters, so the
four of us walking around both parks, and it was
late in the afternoon. It's October, it's warm, it's not hot,
but it's you know, probably eighty degrees, and we're in
(31:45):
line four matterhorn bob sleds, and the same thing happened
where there was a group of people that did the thing.
They didn't even like excuse me, pardon me parton, excuse me,
excuse me, part me. They just ducked under the poles
and climbed through the little you know lines, yes to
get to where they were to meet their party in
front of us, which was frustrating, and yeah, generate some
(32:08):
under your breath kind of comments of like that sucks,
like we've been waiting here for half an hour and
you guys got to do whatever you wanted.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
In the park and listen, hell hath no fury like
Gary Hoffman in the matterhorn line. It's your favorite ride.
Don't you love the abominable Snowman? This is a tough
word for me. Too many syllables, too many consonants.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
And abdominal snowman whatever it is, abdomitable snowman.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
How do I say it? Abomitting, dominable a bombing. But
it's after the Bee that it gets a little crazy
in there. The first bee abominable, that's permiable. Stop abominable.
Stop saying it now, you're gonna screw it up. But
you know how you feel about that ride. You love
that ride. You love the Alps, you love the Swiss.
You love the fact that they made the cars bigger
(32:59):
for your ass because it was a real tight thing.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
To notice it was comfy.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Oh yeah, you wouldn't be able to fit in the
one you fit in twenty years ago. Birthing hips, I mean, okay,
that was pop out every time and I'd get off
the ride. They'd be like, let's take up right corks.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Let us know your Have you ever confronted somebody at
the yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
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lawless society. You know, buil call the old the cartels
go to knots. You know what I mean. You've been
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Speaker 2 (33:35):
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