May 31, 2025 • 21 mins
Gary and Shannon dive into their weekend rituals—Gary's includes a chamomile Chai with a splash of Earl Grey matcha—and then take a nostalgic (and hilarious) detour into the world of celebrity crushes.
From high school cheerleaders to Hollywood heartthrobs, they reflect on their own past obsessions—Josh Hartnett for Shannon, and a head-scratching Shelley Hack pick from Gary (Google her, we’ll wait). They roast outdated “hot people” lists, get real about what actually makes someone attractive, and Gary drops a painfully awkward story about telling his wife he loved her.
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From high school cheerleaders to Hollywood heartthrobs, they reflect on their own past obsessions—Josh Hartnett for Shannon, and a head-scratching Shelley Hack pick from Gary (Google her, we’ll wait). They roast outdated “hot people” lists, get real about what actually makes someone attractive, and Gary drops a painfully awkward story about telling his wife he loved her.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
This is yet another edition of the Gas Weekend Fix.
Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Look at you, all cozy in your little blanket.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
How do you spend a Saturday morning?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Well, yeah, that is a chunky, corded blanket you've got
wrapped around you. Is that tea? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It is a cama meal. Oh that's beautiful, the camma meal,
chai with a little bit of earl gray machya as
a topper.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Macha. Yeah, what is macha?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What does it do to you? Listen? I think at
the beginning of was it this year? I think it
was the beginning of this year. I was going through
a phase where I was like, I'm gonna drink a
glass of green tea.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I remember that, and that lasted for about It didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Any I didn't feel any No, it lasted for a
few months.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You know what you could do to feel Go to
the freaking doctor.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, maybe f the green tea and go get some
blood work done.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I did find a new thing that I think I'll
talk about sometime in the next couple of weeks on
the show about about that about.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The doctor and doctor the thing you found.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Kind of kind of it's a new thing.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So is it an app? So are you going to
a doctor on an app?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
No? But there is an app involved. You actually go
to see do the blood and is it AI? Are
you going to an AI bond or doctor? Yes? I
get to determine what she looks like. Did you know
women can be doctors? So this when we do this
weekend fix, we we've it's.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So funny from you and your blanket and cup of tea.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
My little footy footy pajamas underneath.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
We go back and forth. And I saw this story
today when we're recording this. I saw this story about
Sidney Sweeney. She's from Euphoria and and a couple of
movies and things like that.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Recognize her right? Okay? She was in the she was
in the movie with Glenn Powell called The Something Again,
The hit Man. No, it's We're fifty Sydney. Yeah, she
was in White Lotus.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
She's twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay, So you know Sidney Sweeney she has teamed up
with a men's soap company, like a men's health to
sell soap that supposedly includes it includes drops of her
bathwater in it. Now okay, now stop that. I mean
all of that. That's a whole story. It's people are
weird and that thing's going to sell out ridiculously. I'm ashamed.
(02:35):
My wife actually bought me a bar of soap from
that company. Not anybody's bath water. It's I think it's
a Sasquatch soap or something like that. Anyway, I got
some for Christmas for my in my stocking. It's fun
very would she you use it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't smell it.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's good, right, you know, it's not overly perfumed. It's
that's what get back, get out of here good. But
it raised question. It raised a question in my mind
about celebrity crushes, like the things that people celebrities that
you've ever had a crush on in your life, and
it can go way back, right, I mean, I think
(03:12):
we all probably have crushes from when preteen and then
they kind of come and go throughout your life. And
I'm talking the unachievable, not just the you know, the
head cheerleader or something like that, or the captain of
the football team. I'm talking about the unachievable movie stars
(03:32):
or TV stars.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Car over real quick about the head cheerleader thing. This
I think is gonna be shocking to a lot of males.
The head cheerleader is a lot, like a lot to
deal with, I know, like high maintenance, one of those
spreadsheet people color coded like your life is playing type A.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Like why they're the captain of the full.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Awful You want the You want the cheerleader that never
had a leadership position. Okay, the cheerleaders with the leadership
positions were a lot you want. You had the captain
who was like the spreadsheet girl who was like type
A you know, like the school teacher that scolds you.
Is that head cheerleader, right, And then you have the
co captain who was like the mean girl but like
(04:22):
knew what she was doing, but she want all the responsibility.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
She was like the capo. She would come out.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yes, yes. And then there were the fun ones.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You want the ones that are kind of on the
when you're watching the high school football game and they're
lined up. You want the ones that are on the ends.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I pushed back a little bit. Why ah, they barely
made it. You don't want the ones that are front
and center. That's the captain and the co captain. I
would go two or three front line, to the right
or left, and that's the girl you want to hang.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So hook up with my assumption you'll marry this girl.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
By the way, the.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Front line is because they're the ones that are more attracted, better,
they're better. I don't care how better, how good they
are at cheering, Okay, anyway, but you make a good point,
and I again, that's a brag.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Shit knocked. The back line. Back line is also good.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I have had I have had my shot at a
at a head cheerleader, and it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, I'm telling you it was a lot.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I mean, my wife.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Best friends still to this day, was the head cheerleader
and she is. She will be the first to tell
you she's a lot. She's a lot. My wife's very organized,
very successful, and uh and high maintenance.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And I'll push back on your you don't want to
marry this girl because my wife was the one in
the front row, but maybe two or three off since
exactly she's the one I ended up marrying, right, all right,
So I.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Actually because you like them crazy, I do.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
She I looked up because I have no idea what
people would consider celebrity crushes, and there's a very weird
thing in just a couple of years, the difference between
the people that are considered celebrity crushes these days. I
found a list from twenty twenty two, and I found
a list from May of this year, like published within
(06:13):
the last couple of weeks, and I want to go
through them because I think there's some really weird differences.
First of all, do you have any that you can
think of like that you grew up and you're like, oh,
I love Joey Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, I really liked or Return of the Century Singers
or whatever. Late nineties, early two thousands. I really liked
Josh Hartnett because that's how old I was at the time.
I thought he was really good looking. I've did all
the things, okay. And then as I got older and
(06:44):
I continued to watch those movies, I started to feel
real slimy, real gross because I remembered feeling that way
about Josh Josh Hartnett. But now I'm forty and I'm
looking at twenty four year old Josh Hartnett and still
feeling like he's really hot. He's really and it felt bad.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Probably had he probably has kids that are roughly that age.
Felt bad about it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And then recently he came out and did some fresh stuff,
some new stuff. He was in that movie where he's
the serial killer at the concert as the dad spoiler.
Felt the same thing felt and I felt good about it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's still there's topical now.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
He's still my age, and I don't have to look
at twenty year old Josh Hartnett. But anyway, he's the
only one where I was like, you know, Tom Cruise
is a little girl like I love Tom Cruise, Maverick
and top Gun, you know, when I was nine or whatever.
But that's about it. What about you?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I remember a lot of blondes that really like movie
star stuff like that that you can't get away from
when you're a teenage boy. That's just and it can
change weekly.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I had a just so the blondes are just interchangeable.
They all look alike, all the same person.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
One poster in my room. Ever, I don't remember where
I got it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh my goodness, I don't see you as a poster.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Pin well got The thing is, this goes way beyond.
This goes so far back that even I'm embarrassed to
say it. And it's not because I'm fifty two looking
back at, you know, twelve year old me. It's that
even at twelve, she should not have been on my wall.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Is it like Missus Brady?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, her name was Shelley Hack. Shelley Hack, I think
was a was one of the like second tier Charlie's Angels.
And if she's listening, I really apologize. That's the only
way right here.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
What do you mean second tier?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
She wasn't the original cast.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
She looks like she could be related to you.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, that is not the poster that I had in
my room.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
She is seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, so right, so she's twenty years older than me.
So when I had her.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Post up on my far off with that Missus Brady line.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Maybe probably, but that was the only poster I had
in my room. That was kind of I guess that.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Celebrity Tiffany Wells in the fourth season of Charlie's Angels. Yeah,
nineteen seventy nine. So was she naked? And no, she
had a she was an Annie Hall Gary Listen.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's why I took the poster down when I found.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That out to the root of something. Now I think
we're getting bid the room.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Let me go through this list because I think this
is funny. This is for both men and women celebrity crushes.
This actually came from Shane Company, the Jewelry the Jewelry Company.
This was their list from number eight to number one,
and this of men, and it goes from twenty twenty two.
So number eight the most celebrity crushed man was Will Smith.
(09:36):
This would have been pres Chris Rock slap at the
Academy Awards. Number seven Pierce Brosnan again, this is four
years old, three four years ago. Number six Johnny depp Ooh,
he's never appeared clean.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
He was, I want to say, like nineteen ninety maybe
it was his one jumps, Yeah that was And now
we know all his mental illnesses, like say with Wilsmith,
like everyone's cracks and started to show with the advent
of like twenty four hour media and like all of
the oversaturation. We know too much to have heart throbs anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I didn't know Shelley hack was in any hall when
her poster was up on my wall.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Can I just go back to that real quick, Like,
what did your sisters or mother say about that?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
What would they say?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I just assumed it was perfectly normal. I had all
my friends, I think, had a poster or more up
in their rooms. I just thought it was a thing
that you're supposed to do to like, I don't know,
plant a flag in your heterosexuality.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, but you put up one of a woman who
was thirty years older than you. Yeah, how adle were you?
She was like in her forties. She was in her
forties when you put up a picture of her on
your wall as.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
A youth thirty twenty five, still old. Well again, I
don't remember where I got it. It's not like I
went to the poster store and a Shelley Hack poster.
If I did, I certainly don't remember it. Maybe I
wanted a carnival I don't know. I honestly don't remember
where it came from, but I do remember it was
up there for a while above Johnny Depp. Number five
is John Legend, Okay, Number four is Bradley Cooper. I
(11:14):
thought he would have been higher. Number three Jensen Ackles.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
This is a kid? I don't he was in Days
of Our Lives and then was in some c W
show like Superman or.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Very nondescript white guy everyone looks like him, supernatural, That's
what it was. Number two forty seven to Number two
was Drake No and number one.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
This is again twenty twenty two. Number one was Dwayne Johnson.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
No Rock. This is a bunch of older people.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I'm Rake is number two.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Drake is number two. That's why I didn't quite understand
this whole thing. Where did then? I'm mind this ild
you Shane on my wall dot com dot com for women.
Number eight was Shakira as a celebrity crush. Number seven
Lauren Cohen. I don't know who that is. I didn't
even look her up. Number six was Beyonce. Number five
(12:13):
Amy Adams. Number four was Mila Kunis right. Number three
was Halle Berry. That makes perfect sense. Number two and
again this was three years ago. This one makes perfect sense.
And she's dropped precipitously Emelia Clark from Game of Thrones, right,
because I mean she would have been that was peak
(12:35):
Game of Thrones time. And then number one was Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Did you have anyone that wasn't a middle aged woman
that you had a crush on.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So the difference between that and this other list that
I found. This is today's list, and it's different because
there are a lot of younger people on this other
list that I found. Also, I will say the one
I was accused of having a crush on Terry Hatcher.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I hate reliving this part of your life, but I'll
do it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Because I had a dream about Terry Hatcher, non sexual,
but she was in my dream, and I made the
mistake of saying something to my wife. It was funny,
I you know, throw away in my mind, throw away line,
Oh Terry Hatcher was in my dream last day. Oh
she was? Was she?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay? Oh okay. So I don't measure up to Terry
Hatcher became an issue.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Uh. The thing about dreams is just because someone's in
your dream doesn't mean it's a sexual. Thing. Like I
have dreams about if I look at I've stopped doing this,
but before I stop doing this, if I look at
social media and I'm just like scrolling through Instagram or
whatever before you go to bed, before I go to bed,
I will have dreams about somebody that I saw whose
post I saw that I maybe like went to high
(13:51):
school with or something, you know what I mean. And
I'm like, what was Brad Larsen doing in my dream? Oh? Okay,
it's what I wanted to measure up to Brad. Right,
I did not ever want to have sex with Brad Larson.
I made that name up, by the way.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
So I'm looking through right now my dms on social
media because I get picked. People will send me pictures
of Terry Hatcher and say, for Gary, like pictures where
she either looks stunning or pictures where she looks awful.
And I just wanted to stop because I didn't have
a dream about Terry Hatcher, Like I don't need more
(14:26):
Terry Hatcher content in my life for you, so like
I'm also ready to put that behind us.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
This is a This is a much more current list.
This one came from Women's Health magazine and IMDb. I
don't know if they put together a poll or how
they did it. And this is in no particular order.
This one.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Chris Evans is he Captain America? Guy? Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Zendaiadia Yesda? Also young, like twenty five four or five.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
That's not that young anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Michael B. Jordan yes, easy, Wow, that was the most
enthusiastic you've been in the entire few minutes. The Rock
Johnson like what, Jennifer Lawrence too much, way too much.
Austin Butler. Austin Butler played the most recently, too close
to the superintendent of schools in LA for a long time.
(15:19):
Austin Buttner. Yeah, Austin Butler played in the Elvis.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Biopic Oh not in Bass.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Lorman Alexandria di Dario. She was in all kinds of stuff,
very recognizable, like bright blue eyes, very pretty. That's the
only thing I remember about her.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Okay, calm down.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Jake Jillenhall, No, my wife says yes. Drew hard Pass,
Scarlett Johansson, Yeah, I mean I get it, Sidney Sweeney,
that's she's the one that started the topic in the
first place. Miles Teller.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, I mean really, I can see where he has that.
I don't find him on Its on his face like
sexually attractive.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Okay, Amy Lee Singer Catherine McPhee, one time American Idol
contestant who's now married to a ninety seven year old man. Yeah,
and then worked out though they've been together a long time.
Chloe Grace Moretz who was the other one. She's she
also seems to be like there's a lot going on
(16:25):
behind them eyes and.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh she's very pretty. She'll be a lot to handle.
Is she Russian? No German? And English?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Like you?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah? Like me?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
So anyway, I just thought that was an interesting topic
because I And the other thing is, I'm sure there
are people who have met their celebrity crush, especially if
you live in La I mean you you will brush
shoulders with people in very unexpected places.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I feel like I've always known or felt like I
don't know who that person is. Like for me, personality
is such a huge thing, and like who somebody is
versus just like because you can get a good face
or good body or whatever anywhere, right, but to have
it to live with that person, deal with that person
on a daily basis. You just look at them.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Well, that's I don't think that's the whole purpose of
the crush. As you're like, I'm gonna I'm gonna make
crush just just looks. It's right, that's.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Or whatever role they are playing.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Right, You're gonna find somebody who's playing whatever. The guy
who's playing the new Superman is right, Like.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I love Maverick Tom Cruise, not at all. Like I
like the care the character that's interesting. Okay, I mean
I like Lois Lane also. But Jerry Hatcher, I.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Mean yes, but that's what I'm saying is interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You like older?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
No she's not. I mean she's older than I am,
but she that was in when she was with Dean
Kine and the Superman.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I don't need to rationalize it.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Come now, I got it, fine, Like.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I got it. Every time Terry Hatcher comes up, I
have to go listen. It wasn't this.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
This is refreshing. I think there's a lot of women
that want to hear that they are desirable in their sixties,
like that is a good feeling to have.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Well, but you made the point, Well you want to.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Do about these now, so we're talking about seventies.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You need to point about being personality is so much
more important in terms of our relationship that of attraction.
And I've said this multiple times. It's confidence. Yeah, it's
self confidence.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
My brother's always said that about women too, Like he
he doesn't care. I mean he who was in a
relationship and you know I shouldn't get into that. That's
not my life to get into. It's just it's very important,
even if even if you know you're talking about somebody
who's not uh ten out of ten, If she's confident,
(18:55):
that's all men care about.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I will say this. One of the early mistakes I
made in my now ma marriage is I had said
to my wife, we're on an airplane. We're flying up
to meet her. I'm meeting her parents for the very
first time. And I said, I had a box of
Hershey's or not a box a bag of Hershey's kisses
as a Valentine's Day present and snacks on the plane.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I'm really sweet, memor I love hers.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Kiss twenty three, twenty two years old. I thought, I
think that's lovely, a romantic thing, and you know who
Wilsa loves that kind of stuff. Women in their seventies
go on, I said to my wife, And I'm so
embarrassed that I said this. You know, it used to
be really important what a woman's body looked like to me,
like I was very superficial. But with you, it doesn't
matter now, you know, okay? Now right? That okay, So
(19:41):
now you understand she's locked in a plane with me
and can't kill me one because there's witnesses, and two
can't get away from me. God, and I had to.
Now you know my wife. You've seen my wife. She's
got a smoking hot body and she did then too. Yeah,
but I I was trying to say, I am in
love with your personality. That's what I was trying to say.
(20:02):
Now why I couldn't just say that, I don't know,
because I'm an idiot. I'm an absolute moron. And yet
we're going on twenty seven years of marriage. And I
said that to her. Probably that was about four or
five months after we started dating.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Can you just let me when this is let me
know when this is over, because I don't want my
fingerprints on.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
That it's over. Now, that's the Weekend Fix. Wherever you
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Speaker 1 (20:40):
To your head? Why would it come out your mouth?
I used to care about bodies, but now that I'm
with you, I don't want the fuck.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah that's me, that's me in a nutshell. All right,
bye bye. You've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
This is yet another edition of the Gas Weekend Fix.
Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Look at you, all cozy in your little blanket.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
How do you spend a Saturday morning?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Well, yeah, that is a chunky, corded blanket you've got
wrapped around you. Is that tea? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It is a cama meal. Oh that's beautiful, the camma meal,
chai with a little bit of earl gray machya as
a topper.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Macha. Yeah, what is macha?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What does it do to you? Listen? I think at
the beginning of was it this year? I think it
was the beginning of this year. I was going through
a phase where I was like, I'm gonna drink a
glass of green tea.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I remember that, and that lasted for about It didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Any I didn't feel any No, it lasted for a
few months.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You know what you could do to feel Go to
the freaking doctor.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, maybe f the green tea and go get some
blood work done.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I did find a new thing that I think I'll
talk about sometime in the next couple of weeks on
the show about about that about.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The doctor and doctor the thing you found.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Kind of kind of it's a new thing.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So is it an app? So are you going to
a doctor on an app?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
No? But there is an app involved. You actually go
to see do the blood and is it AI? Are
you going to an AI bond or doctor? Yes? I
get to determine what she looks like. Did you know
women can be doctors? So this when we do this
weekend fix, we we've it's.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So funny from you and your blanket and cup of tea.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
My little footy footy pajamas underneath.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
We go back and forth. And I saw this story
today when we're recording this. I saw this story about
Sidney Sweeney. She's from Euphoria and and a couple of
movies and things like that.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Recognize her right? Okay? She was in the she was
in the movie with Glenn Powell called The Something Again,
The hit Man. No, it's We're fifty Sydney. Yeah, she
was in White Lotus.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
She's twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay, So you know Sidney Sweeney she has teamed up
with a men's soap company, like a men's health to
sell soap that supposedly includes it includes drops of her
bathwater in it. Now okay, now stop that. I mean
all of that. That's a whole story. It's people are
weird and that thing's going to sell out ridiculously. I'm ashamed.
(02:35):
My wife actually bought me a bar of soap from
that company. Not anybody's bath water. It's I think it's
a Sasquatch soap or something like that. Anyway, I got
some for Christmas for my in my stocking. It's fun
very would she you use it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't smell it.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's good, right, you know, it's not overly perfumed. It's
that's what get back, get out of here good. But
it raised question. It raised a question in my mind
about celebrity crushes, like the things that people celebrities that
you've ever had a crush on in your life, and
it can go way back, right, I mean, I think
(03:12):
we all probably have crushes from when preteen and then
they kind of come and go throughout your life. And
I'm talking the unachievable, not just the you know, the
head cheerleader or something like that, or the captain of
the football team. I'm talking about the unachievable movie stars
(03:32):
or TV stars.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Car over real quick about the head cheerleader thing. This
I think is gonna be shocking to a lot of males.
The head cheerleader is a lot, like a lot to
deal with, I know, like high maintenance, one of those
spreadsheet people color coded like your life is playing type A.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Like why they're the captain of the full.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Awful You want the You want the cheerleader that never
had a leadership position. Okay, the cheerleaders with the leadership
positions were a lot you want. You had the captain
who was like the spreadsheet girl who was like type
A you know, like the school teacher that scolds you.
Is that head cheerleader, right, And then you have the
co captain who was like the mean girl but like
(04:22):
knew what she was doing, but she want all the responsibility.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
She was like the capo. She would come out.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yes, yes. And then there were the fun ones.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You want the ones that are kind of on the
when you're watching the high school football game and they're
lined up. You want the ones that are on the ends.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I pushed back a little bit. Why ah, they barely
made it. You don't want the ones that are front
and center. That's the captain and the co captain. I
would go two or three front line, to the right
or left, and that's the girl you want to hang.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So hook up with my assumption you'll marry this girl.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
By the way, the.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Front line is because they're the ones that are more attracted, better,
they're better. I don't care how better, how good they
are at cheering, Okay, anyway, but you make a good point,
and I again, that's a brag.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Shit knocked. The back line. Back line is also good.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I have had I have had my shot at a
at a head cheerleader, and it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, I'm telling you it was a lot.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I mean, my wife.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Best friends still to this day, was the head cheerleader
and she is. She will be the first to tell
you she's a lot. She's a lot. My wife's very organized,
very successful, and uh and high maintenance.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And I'll push back on your you don't want to
marry this girl because my wife was the one in
the front row, but maybe two or three off since
exactly she's the one I ended up marrying, right, all right,
So I.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Actually because you like them crazy, I do.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
She I looked up because I have no idea what
people would consider celebrity crushes, and there's a very weird
thing in just a couple of years, the difference between
the people that are considered celebrity crushes these days. I
found a list from twenty twenty two, and I found
a list from May of this year, like published within
(06:13):
the last couple of weeks, and I want to go
through them because I think there's some really weird differences.
First of all, do you have any that you can
think of like that you grew up and you're like, oh,
I love Joey Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, I really liked or Return of the Century Singers
or whatever. Late nineties, early two thousands. I really liked
Josh Hartnett because that's how old I was at the time.
I thought he was really good looking. I've did all
the things, okay. And then as I got older and
(06:44):
I continued to watch those movies, I started to feel
real slimy, real gross because I remembered feeling that way
about Josh Josh Hartnett. But now I'm forty and I'm
looking at twenty four year old Josh Hartnett and still
feeling like he's really hot. He's really and it felt bad.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Probably had he probably has kids that are roughly that age.
Felt bad about it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And then recently he came out and did some fresh stuff,
some new stuff. He was in that movie where he's
the serial killer at the concert as the dad spoiler.
Felt the same thing felt and I felt good about it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's still there's topical now.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
He's still my age, and I don't have to look
at twenty year old Josh Hartnett. But anyway, he's the
only one where I was like, you know, Tom Cruise
is a little girl like I love Tom Cruise, Maverick
and top Gun, you know, when I was nine or whatever.
But that's about it. What about you?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I remember a lot of blondes that really like movie
star stuff like that that you can't get away from
when you're a teenage boy. That's just and it can
change weekly.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I had a just so the blondes are just interchangeable.
They all look alike, all the same person.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
One poster in my room. Ever, I don't remember where
I got it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh my goodness, I don't see you as a poster.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Pin well got The thing is, this goes way beyond.
This goes so far back that even I'm embarrassed to
say it. And it's not because I'm fifty two looking
back at, you know, twelve year old me. It's that
even at twelve, she should not have been on my wall.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Is it like Missus Brady?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, her name was Shelley Hack. Shelley Hack, I think
was a was one of the like second tier Charlie's Angels.
And if she's listening, I really apologize. That's the only
way right here.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
What do you mean second tier?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
She wasn't the original cast.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
She looks like she could be related to you.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, that is not the poster that I had in
my room.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
She is seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, so right, so she's twenty years older than me.
So when I had her.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Post up on my far off with that Missus Brady line.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Maybe probably, but that was the only poster I had
in my room. That was kind of I guess that.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Celebrity Tiffany Wells in the fourth season of Charlie's Angels. Yeah,
nineteen seventy nine. So was she naked? And no, she
had a she was an Annie Hall Gary Listen.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's why I took the poster down when I found.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That out to the root of something. Now I think
we're getting bid the room.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Let me go through this list because I think this
is funny. This is for both men and women celebrity crushes.
This actually came from Shane Company, the Jewelry the Jewelry Company.
This was their list from number eight to number one,
and this of men, and it goes from twenty twenty two.
So number eight the most celebrity crushed man was Will Smith.
(09:36):
This would have been pres Chris Rock slap at the
Academy Awards. Number seven Pierce Brosnan again, this is four
years old, three four years ago. Number six Johnny depp Ooh,
he's never appeared clean.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
He was, I want to say, like nineteen ninety maybe
it was his one jumps, Yeah that was And now
we know all his mental illnesses, like say with Wilsmith,
like everyone's cracks and started to show with the advent
of like twenty four hour media and like all of
the oversaturation. We know too much to have heart throbs anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I didn't know Shelley hack was in any hall when
her poster was up on my wall.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Can I just go back to that real quick, Like,
what did your sisters or mother say about that?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
What would they say?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I just assumed it was perfectly normal. I had all
my friends, I think, had a poster or more up
in their rooms. I just thought it was a thing
that you're supposed to do to like, I don't know,
plant a flag in your heterosexuality.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, but you put up one of a woman who
was thirty years older than you. Yeah, how adle were you?
She was like in her forties. She was in her
forties when you put up a picture of her on
your wall as.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
A youth thirty twenty five, still old. Well again, I
don't remember where I got it. It's not like I
went to the poster store and a Shelley Hack poster.
If I did, I certainly don't remember it. Maybe I
wanted a carnival I don't know. I honestly don't remember
where it came from, but I do remember it was
up there for a while above Johnny Depp. Number five
is John Legend, Okay, Number four is Bradley Cooper. I
(11:14):
thought he would have been higher. Number three Jensen Ackles.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
This is a kid? I don't he was in Days
of Our Lives and then was in some c W
show like Superman or.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Very nondescript white guy everyone looks like him, supernatural, That's
what it was. Number two forty seven to Number two
was Drake No and number one.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
This is again twenty twenty two. Number one was Dwayne Johnson.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
No Rock. This is a bunch of older people.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I'm Rake is number two.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Drake is number two. That's why I didn't quite understand
this whole thing. Where did then? I'm mind this ild
you Shane on my wall dot com dot com for women.
Number eight was Shakira as a celebrity crush. Number seven
Lauren Cohen. I don't know who that is. I didn't
even look her up. Number six was Beyonce. Number five
(12:13):
Amy Adams. Number four was Mila Kunis right. Number three
was Halle Berry. That makes perfect sense. Number two and
again this was three years ago. This one makes perfect sense.
And she's dropped precipitously Emelia Clark from Game of Thrones, right,
because I mean she would have been that was peak
(12:35):
Game of Thrones time. And then number one was Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Did you have anyone that wasn't a middle aged woman
that you had a crush on.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So the difference between that and this other list that
I found. This is today's list, and it's different because
there are a lot of younger people on this other
list that I found. Also, I will say the one
I was accused of having a crush on Terry Hatcher.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I hate reliving this part of your life, but I'll
do it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Because I had a dream about Terry Hatcher, non sexual,
but she was in my dream, and I made the
mistake of saying something to my wife. It was funny,
I you know, throw away in my mind, throw away line,
Oh Terry Hatcher was in my dream last day. Oh
she was? Was she?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay? Oh okay. So I don't measure up to Terry
Hatcher became an issue.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Uh. The thing about dreams is just because someone's in
your dream doesn't mean it's a sexual. Thing. Like I
have dreams about if I look at I've stopped doing this,
but before I stop doing this, if I look at
social media and I'm just like scrolling through Instagram or
whatever before you go to bed, before I go to bed,
I will have dreams about somebody that I saw whose
post I saw that I maybe like went to high
(13:51):
school with or something, you know what I mean. And
I'm like, what was Brad Larsen doing in my dream? Oh? Okay,
it's what I wanted to measure up to Brad. Right,
I did not ever want to have sex with Brad Larson.
I made that name up, by the way.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
So I'm looking through right now my dms on social
media because I get picked. People will send me pictures
of Terry Hatcher and say, for Gary, like pictures where
she either looks stunning or pictures where she looks awful.
And I just wanted to stop because I didn't have
a dream about Terry Hatcher, Like I don't need more
(14:26):
Terry Hatcher content in my life for you, so like
I'm also ready to put that behind us.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
This is a This is a much more current list.
This one came from Women's Health magazine and IMDb. I
don't know if they put together a poll or how
they did it. And this is in no particular order.
This one.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Chris Evans is he Captain America? Guy? Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Zendaiadia Yesda? Also young, like twenty five four or five.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
That's not that young anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Michael B. Jordan yes, easy, Wow, that was the most
enthusiastic you've been in the entire few minutes. The Rock
Johnson like what, Jennifer Lawrence too much, way too much.
Austin Butler. Austin Butler played the most recently, too close
to the superintendent of schools in LA for a long time.
(15:19):
Austin Buttner. Yeah, Austin Butler played in the Elvis.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Biopic Oh not in Bass.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Lorman Alexandria di Dario. She was in all kinds of stuff,
very recognizable, like bright blue eyes, very pretty. That's the
only thing I remember about her.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Okay, calm down.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Jake Jillenhall, No, my wife says yes. Drew hard Pass,
Scarlett Johansson, Yeah, I mean I get it, Sidney Sweeney,
that's she's the one that started the topic in the
first place. Miles Teller.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, I mean really, I can see where he has that.
I don't find him on Its on his face like
sexually attractive.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Okay, Amy Lee Singer Catherine McPhee, one time American Idol
contestant who's now married to a ninety seven year old man. Yeah,
and then worked out though they've been together a long time.
Chloe Grace Moretz who was the other one. She's she
also seems to be like there's a lot going on
(16:25):
behind them eyes and.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh she's very pretty. She'll be a lot to handle.
Is she Russian? No German? And English?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Like you?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah? Like me?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
So anyway, I just thought that was an interesting topic
because I And the other thing is, I'm sure there
are people who have met their celebrity crush, especially if
you live in La I mean you you will brush
shoulders with people in very unexpected places.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I feel like I've always known or felt like I
don't know who that person is. Like for me, personality
is such a huge thing, and like who somebody is
versus just like because you can get a good face
or good body or whatever anywhere, right, but to have
it to live with that person, deal with that person
on a daily basis. You just look at them.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Well, that's I don't think that's the whole purpose of
the crush. As you're like, I'm gonna I'm gonna make
crush just just looks. It's right, that's.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Or whatever role they are playing.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Right, You're gonna find somebody who's playing whatever. The guy
who's playing the new Superman is right, Like.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I love Maverick Tom Cruise, not at all. Like I
like the care the character that's interesting. Okay, I mean
I like Lois Lane also. But Jerry Hatcher, I.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Mean yes, but that's what I'm saying is interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You like older?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
No she's not. I mean she's older than I am,
but she that was in when she was with Dean
Kine and the Superman.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I don't need to rationalize it.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Come now, I got it, fine, Like.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I got it. Every time Terry Hatcher comes up, I
have to go listen. It wasn't this.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
This is refreshing. I think there's a lot of women
that want to hear that they are desirable in their sixties,
like that is a good feeling to have.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Well, but you made the point, Well you want to.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Do about these now, so we're talking about seventies.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You need to point about being personality is so much
more important in terms of our relationship that of attraction.
And I've said this multiple times. It's confidence. Yeah, it's
self confidence.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
My brother's always said that about women too, Like he
he doesn't care. I mean he who was in a
relationship and you know I shouldn't get into that. That's
not my life to get into. It's just it's very important,
even if even if you know you're talking about somebody
who's not uh ten out of ten, If she's confident,
(18:55):
that's all men care about.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I will say this. One of the early mistakes I
made in my now ma marriage is I had said
to my wife, we're on an airplane. We're flying up
to meet her. I'm meeting her parents for the very
first time. And I said, I had a box of
Hershey's or not a box a bag of Hershey's kisses
as a Valentine's Day present and snacks on the plane.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I'm really sweet, memor I love hers.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Kiss twenty three, twenty two years old. I thought, I
think that's lovely, a romantic thing, and you know who
Wilsa loves that kind of stuff. Women in their seventies
go on, I said to my wife, And I'm so
embarrassed that I said this. You know, it used to
be really important what a woman's body looked like to me,
like I was very superficial. But with you, it doesn't
matter now, you know, okay? Now right? That okay, So
(19:41):
now you understand she's locked in a plane with me
and can't kill me one because there's witnesses, and two
can't get away from me. God, and I had to.
Now you know my wife. You've seen my wife. She's
got a smoking hot body and she did then too. Yeah,
but I I was trying to say, I am in
love with your personality. That's what I was trying to say.
(20:02):
Now why I couldn't just say that, I don't know,
because I'm an idiot. I'm an absolute moron. And yet
we're going on twenty seven years of marriage. And I
said that to her. Probably that was about four or
five months after we started dating.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Can you just let me when this is let me
know when this is over, because I don't want my
fingerprints on.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
That it's over. Now, that's the Weekend Fix. Wherever you
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Speaker 1 (20:40):
To your head? Why would it come out your mouth?
I used to care about bodies, but now that I'm
with you, I don't want the fuck.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah that's me, that's me in a nutshell. All right,
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