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September 12, 2025 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Here it is.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
It's the big twelve o'clock hour, and we're going to
get through all kinds of stuff. I did stretch on
your request. Andy Reesemeyer is sitting in for Shannon today.
You'll also hear Andy on Sunday two to four in
the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, what are you gonna do when football's on? I'm
taking the day off.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
It's actually a really nice sort of way that I
don't have to I can ease into the gig, you know. Yeah,
So I have a lot of I have a lot
of off Do you have a lot of weekends?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Off? Chargers on me? Don't have a bye.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Week I think until the until Thanksgiving something like that.
So there's a lot of preemptions. As they say in
the biz, that's what we say in TV. What are
you say in radio?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We don't say things like that.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
You don't say, you know, freak me out segments versus blocks.
You guys say blocks on TV. We say blocks. So
it's the A block, B blocks, C block, deep et cetera.
In between the commercial breaks where they are segments on
radio and we don't put letters on them.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
To keep this, you gotta stick with numbers.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Here's the talk back for you by Thod.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
But I just need to say that I freaking love Andy.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
He is so funny, he's so witty, and he's just
so nonchalant about it.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
I love listening m Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Your nonchalant humor is what's got hurt?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Does that mean I because I'm usually accused of trying
too hard, So it's nice to hear that I'm nonchalant.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
About being witty. It just comes easily, I guess. So
thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
That's the truly one of the nicest things that anyone's
ever said to me.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
What else is going on? That's when they hit the button.
There is time for what's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well, the big story today happened right before the show,
and that was the arrest announcement. Conservative activist Charlie Kirk
shot and killed the Utah Valley University on Wednesday. The suspect,
a twenty two year old, resides in southern Utah. We
don't know a whole lot about the guy, but we
are learning more and more FBI Director Cash Pattel said

(02:04):
the guy was taken into custody last night, though officials
in Utah said it was in the early hours of Friday.
The first word of this came down from President Trump today. Actually,
he was on Fox and Friends and said that someone
had been taken into custody. He said on the show today,
we have a with a high degree of certainty, we
have him in custody.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Everyone did a great job.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Messages on discord, instant message, social media platform that were
reviewed did reference apparently a rifle wrapped in a towel
left in the woods, and the engravings lists that were
on the bullets, and in fact Governor Spencer Cox detailed
some of those in that news conference this morning.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Investigators noted inscriptions that had been engraved on casings found
with the rifle. Inscriptions on a fired casing read notices
bulge's capital OWO, what's this question?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Mark.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
Inscriptions on the three unfired casings read hey fascist, exclamation point, catch,
exclamation point, up arrow symbol, right arrow and symbol, and
three down arrow symbols. A second unfired casing read oh
bellichow bella chow bella chow chow chow and a third

(03:23):
unfired casing read if you read this, you are gay lmao.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I said this earlier, the awkwardness of hearing an official
trying to read the the you know, lunatic ravings, Internet
based lunatic ravings of somebody who is very awkward.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
So I did a.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Little research on the upright down, down down earlier. I
thought it might have something to do with the Konami code,
which everybody who grew up playing video games knows that
that's a code that's in many video games.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
It gives you some power.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Allegedly, upright down, down down is a specific strategy strategy
strategy cheat code in the video game Hell Divers two.
It's for a specific offensive strategy. Again, like trying to
sort of read the tea leaves and the musings of
a madman very difficult, But it does sort of feel
like a new era where we're talking about the Internet

(04:13):
and the brain rot conversational style of these places like discord,
four chan, video game chat rooms, whatever.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
And this kid's young enough to never have known any
other world.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Absolutely, you know, it's starting to influence that, which is
really really interesting.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Tropical Storm Mario has formed off of the Pacific coast
of Mexico is probably going to bring some wind and rain,
possible flash flooding. They describe it as mini. I'm sure
he doesn't like that, but he's described as Mini.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
His brother Luigi is a much more dangerous right.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Tropical storm watch was in effect for parts of Miwakan State.
It spans from Lazaro Cardenas to Punta Santelmo.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Is it going anywhere near the migrant caravan headed towards
Wahila or no, no, no, no, okay.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
In Korea Town, people are upset that there's a new
homeless encampment that has things like a barbecue pit and
a garden. Oh and it makeshift tennis court. I think
it's probably if I'm gonna guess it's probably pickleball. All yeah,
tennis seems egregious, right, that would be too much.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
The Koreatown resident said.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
The reason why people are sleeping here is because you leaders,
you leaders being city of La are sleeping on not
taking initiative and action to clean up this place.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
And now it's a city in there. It's crazy.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
There was some video from ABC seven which it appears
to show like an entire community, like you said, with
that a garden where you're growing things in a barbecue pit.
Not the barbecue, not the newest, hottest Korean barbecue restaurant
that you want in k Town.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
And the thing is they've got electricity. They've got I mean,
you pipe into one of those street lights, you stick
a surge protector in there, you run an extension court.
Everybody's got TV or PlayStation or whatever it is. There
will be some football issues tonight, more traffic issue, I
should say, because of football.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Three football games.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Saint Francis is hosting Your Lakeagnata is hosting Crecenta Valley,
and UCLA hosting New Mexico, all of them tonight, and
all of the kickoffs are at seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
All four.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
All four high school teams are local, so that should
produce a great attendance and a party atmosphere. However, getting
around that area is going to be an absoluence.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, rest in piece of the one thirty four just
oh my god.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
And after two weekends in a row, g had Oasis
last weekend that ruined traffic in Pasadena. I think people
are still stuck at the Oasis concert from Sunday.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's crazy out there.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
And then finally, a woman in southern California here has
found more than a dozen traffic tickets in her mailbox
for violations that she says she doesn't commit. She said,
a nationwide retailer is selling a novelty license plate that
resembles her vanity plate. This is only only now, but
what an insane thing to happen to me. You know,

(06:58):
do you have a friend who you're like this? Of
course that's what happened to you. All those people like that. Yeah,
this is a this is a beautiful story. Susie Keefer
got fifteen tickets for toll road violations, running red light
speeding in places like San Francisco, New Jersey, Illinois, and Texas.
And the photo is displayed alongside the ticket shows that
the car it's not her Dodge, it's not her Dodge Magnum.

(07:20):
But each of those cars has the love Sick license
plate LUV sic K. There's a clothing company called Broken Promises.
Red font on the top, the white plate resembles the
kind that you'd see in a white California plate, you know,

(07:41):
the red California lettering above the blue license plate letters.
The fake novelty plates were also sold by zoomies online.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
So does this just.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Mean that there's a lot of people driving around committing
crimes with fake license plates.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I just don't understand how this even. Did they put
this over their regular plate?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, because if you're going to speed in a place
like Illinois, you might as well use a fake license.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
But I don't understand. It's just the weirdest thing. Or
maybe these are places where they don't have front plates?
Do you ever check?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Well, I was gonna make a point that didn't make
any sense. I was gonna ask, do you ever check
the veracity of a license plate in the car in
front of you? If you saw one right now as
you're driving home, You're not gonna.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Go No, I would never even know. Yeah, I would
never know. I mean unless it's something real crazy. But
now if it says love sick, of course I will check.
Now you're gonna have to check. I also just don't
I don't know how the math works on this, where
like your fake plate gets It's just none of it
makes any sense to me.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
How the how the mechanism, whatever camera it is, would
not be able to tell the difference.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
They're all sending tickets to this leg. It's just something
something's strange about.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Gas Fantasy four plate.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
When we come back, what you learned this week on
The Gary and Shannon Show is still coming up. Nine
new snuggets you need to know. It's uh man, okay,
how's you're stretching? You might want to get a second session.
And then I just blacked out. I don't know. Gary
and Shannon will continue.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
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The episode of the podcast that does not air during
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Speaker 2 (09:18):
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Speaker 8 (09:21):
I am.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
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Speaker 2 (10:14):
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Speaker 3 (10:15):
Today, but we do have her picks, so everybody knows.
And the whole thing is Elmer when all of his deep,
deep well of sports knowledge has gone through and picked
four games for this weekend slate of NFL games that
are going to be close games. Well, we don't know
if they're going to be close games, but at least
the matchups are relatively close. So that's what makes part

(10:35):
of this that much more exciting is these are going
to be at least according to the betting lines, some
of what should be the better of the games that
are out there. Now see a rematch, Yes, this is
a that's going to be an important one. We'll ask
Elmer if he knows what the rematch is. But we'll
go through these four games. You can play along on Twitter.

(10:58):
Just tell us who you think is going to win
each of these four games, and if you win, then
we will be shipping out some Gary and Shannon show
swag coming up.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
So that's how we do it. That's how we do it.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Now, all right, Elmer, what is our first game for
this week?

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Okay, we're starting it off with the New York Giants
versus the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
And do you have right now? I know you've done
a breakdown of this game, Elmer. I'll let you choose
first and tell me why.

Speaker 9 (11:29):
I'm gonna go with the Giants Just because I'm from
the Bronx and I got to represent New York.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
That's a pretty good answer. Better than nothing.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, it's better than the pretty Colors or something like that. Andy,
you get to choose one. What do you think is
going to take Giants or Cowboys.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Cowboys are ranked third NFC East. The Giants are ranked fourth. Okay,
I'm going with the Cowboys. Right, you're picking the favorite thing.
I also say, we'll say this much. Russell Wilson, know him,
know him well? Dak Dak Dak's Dak Dak.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Okay, it's I'm good with weird football names. That one's
the bridge too far for me. Okay, it's the Giants.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
You like Russell's over Dak.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah, and listen, it's not like the Giants don't have
I mean, the Giants have a Jackson Jackson Dart Right,
that's also a kind of odd name with the necks.
This is how I'm going to pick. That's perfectly fine.
You picked like j Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Is that normal to you? Oh no, oh wait? Are
you changing your mind on the Giants?

Speaker 6 (12:30):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
No, I can't remember. He did that last You did
that last week and it cost you. You were almost perfect
last week. I'm not gonna do it picking the Cowboys. There,
Keannah for me.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
Giants.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
You're gonna pick the Giants. What about Shannon?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
She got the Cowboys? All right, that's good. All right?
Game two, Elmer, what are we looking at?

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Okay, we're following with Seattle Hawks versus Seahawks Seahawks versus
the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, versus the Lures.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Ken I'll let you go first on this one. Seahawks Steelers.
So I have the Steelers, okay, and Shannon has Shannon
has also the Steelers.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Alrighty, Aaron Rodgers looked not so bad.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Actually is a first time in a Steelers uniform last week.
I'm also taking the Steelers.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
You in the eighteen hundreds when the Reesemeyer family ended
up in America, Sure, where did they go? Eastern Pennsylvania.
It's a Pittsburgh Steeler for me all the way.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Man, I love that. And Elmer Seahawks or Steelers.

Speaker 9 (13:30):
I went with Seahawks just because the colors are cool.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, and you can call them the Hawks only if
you're in Seattle.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Seattle. Yeah, that's the only way, coach.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
All right.

Speaker 9 (13:41):
Our third game, okay, third game is going to be
the Philadelphia Eagles versus the Kansas City Chief Now.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Andy referenced this game this is a rematch. Do you
know what this is a rematch.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
Of I'm guessing the Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
That's right, of which which year nailed that?

Speaker 6 (14:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Which year? One of the last two?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Okay, It is also contact Eagles, Chiefs, Andy, Who do
you choose? I like them Feagles all day, every day,
Dope Birds sigless, okay, Elmer, Eagles, Chiefs.

Speaker 8 (14:17):
I went with the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
It seemed like the right answer was.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
It's not an awful answer because the Chiefs lately don't
often win or don't often lose back to back. And they, oh,
I say that they lost to the Chiefs, lost.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
To the Chargers. How quickly we forget.

Speaker 10 (14:34):
I know.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I'm taking the Eagles, though, because I do think that
the Eagles are a great team to be dealt with.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Now, Kenna, oh, I got the Eagles, and Shannon has
done the Eagles.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Okay, yeah, all right, gay Birds.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
And then our final game, Elmer, uh final.

Speaker 9 (14:53):
Game for gas Fantasy for play this week on Week two,
the game is Miami Dolphins versus the New England Patriots.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Trying to find your way on I.

Speaker 8 (15:06):
Don't know, just extending it.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
This is small toast. This is a game of awful,
awful teams. Even early on, we know that these this
is not a barn burner, but it's close because they're
both so bad.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Uh so Dolphins Patriots.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I think I'm actually gonna take the Patriots more because
they're at home than for any other reason. It's probably
hard to play up there in New England if you're
from Miami.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Andy race to the bottom here with the Dolphins. Of
the Patriots personally grew up in Indianapolis. There is no
way in any world in which I will ever choose
the New England Patriots.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
To do anything.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Oh Okay, if they came in and we're like Bill Belichick,
the Ghost of right, I'm paying off your mortgage, I'd say, sorry, buccoh,
hit the road.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I'm going with the Dolphins. Oh, I got my Dolphins
all the way, of course you do.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yes, Shannon has the Patriots. I think Shannon and I
picked the same the whole way down. It's not good
or it's very good. Elmer, Who did you choose Dolphins Patriots?

Speaker 9 (16:04):
I want with the Patriots just because I remember that
they were really good a few years ago.

Speaker 8 (16:09):
And I'm true. I'm just hoping that they're still good.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
They are not about that.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
You can play along Giants, Cowboys, Seahawks, Steelers, Eagles, Chiefs,
and Dolphins Patriots. Those are the four games we'll post
them on X make sure that you tell us who
you think is going to win all four of those
games and get those picks in before kickoff on Sunday
morning when we come back. What you learned this week
on The Gary and Shannon Show and the nine News
Nuggets you need to.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Know you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
KFI AM six forty.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
We had a major story development over the course of
this show, and that is the arrest of the man
that we believe shot and killed Charlie Kirk at that
event at the University in Utah. He had expressed opposition
to Charlie Kirk's viewpoints indicated that he was risking responsible
for the shooting. At least that's what authority said this
morning when they announced this arrest of this twenty two

(17:04):
year old guy. Governor Spencer Cox out of Utah told
this news conference that the twenty two year old had
become more political in the run up to the shooting,
mentioned during a dinner with family that Charlie Kirk would
be visiting the state of Utah. The governor talked about
engravings on some of the bullet casings that were still
found inside the rifle that authorities believe was used in

(17:26):
the attack, as well as a bunch of different messages
from a chatting app that were attributed to the suspect.
So that was the biggest development that we don't have
to worry about this thing carrying on over into the weekend.
Big development. Of course, John's going to have more information
about it when his show starts at the.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Top of the hour.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
But one of the things that we try to do
every week is bring some tiny amount of I don't know, intelligence, education,
whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
To self help, self helps a good one.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, there's some wellness tips things like that that people
can get from this show.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
News you can use exactly.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
And every week we like to check in with you
see how that went. Did we actually make an impact?
And so here is what you learned this week on
the Gary and Shannon Show.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
What I learned this week with Gary Hoffman.

Speaker 11 (18:20):
This week I learned that three I Atlas is actually
coming to Earth and not going around the Sun and
going out of here.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Thanks Gary, big news.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Well, it's not coming to Earth, but it will be
close to Earth. I think December nineteenth was the date
that they've pinned down now, Oh really, Yeah, So we're
about ninety nine days away. We got we got at
the time to get your affairs in order, or it
doesn't matter. I mean if well, if that thing makes
a left and decides that it's going to park itself
somewhere in Sun Valley, We're all gone.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh no, not sun Valley.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
This is what I learned this week, Gary and Channon Show.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
Well, I didn't really listen too much, but.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
I Andy Kane was live in the twenty four hour
news room.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
No, you could learned that any week. Yeah, you could
learn that five times. I think that guy's fibbin fibbins
fib just joshing.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Right, what did I learn this week? Well, I learned
that the Blue Zones what they eat is corn, beans, squash, case, avocado.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
And nuts.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
They shops for the Blue Zones, which Loma Linda is
one of them.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
Is it where I live?

Speaker 10 (19:27):
It is?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I didn't know that Loma Linda. Is there a lot
of agriculture in Loma Linda. Well, they have a couple
whole foods. That's what it is, is really what it is?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
All right?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Hey, Gary, Hey, Andy, it's Mike and I e good
show this week. Thanks show.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Actually, today I learned that there's a girl out there
that hula hooped for one hundred hours, and Andy mentioned
maybe she was wearing a diaper.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I thought, could anything be more mistic.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Disgusting hooping in a puffy bash for a hundred hours?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, you know what inquiring minds when you put it
that way.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Hula hooping and pooping a one hundred hours with a
dirty diaper, that's great.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Okay, both are sefinite. You know what I learned Hungarian
Channon this week is that octopuses do not have a
dominant arm, but they do use their back arms more
like humans use their legs and their front arms like
humus use their arms. Yes, so if an octopus.

Speaker 12 (20:22):
Was sweep the decas lee, do you think they use
their back arms more for sprinting and hight hurdles and
they use their front arms for things like the javelin
and the shot fun.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yes, that's exactly what I thought. And hula hooping actually
and hula hooping poopy?

Speaker 10 (20:37):
Doctor Hungarian Shannon show, I learned this week the challenge
out due to taking care of her mom, who have
surgery this week. Yes, Gary, they're doing a good job.
That we missed channing while it's going well, can't wait
so she gets back?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Take care.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yes, she'll be back on Monday. You're gonna listen on Monday? Yeah,
you have that job to do on listen, Okay. In
between in between my hits, I just popping. It'd be
great if you had IFB in one R and then
one of those good old fashioned ye massive little ear
plug like from a walkman.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah. Yeah, No, I actually have it playing.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Under the desk the entire time that I'm on, just
at a low enough volume that my microphone doesn't pick
it up.

Speaker 8 (21:17):
Hey Gary, what did I learn this week? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I learned the true colors of a lot of people
in this nation.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
That's one way to put it. Way to put a
button on the Wow. All right, on that positive note,
the nine News Nuggets, you need to know. I was
trying to think about this, do you I started this.
I'm looking at my wife right now because she's in
this too. I see the News Nuggets in two thousand
and nine.

Speaker 8 (21:44):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Maybe Yeah, it's a long time like News Nuggets of nine.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, And and these are the original sounders that we used.
I don't know if you know the whole history of
this is I built I think I watched the Netflix documentary.
Did I think you saw that part of it? I know,
maybe that's fake. Well, the part that they didn't get
to they were thinking about doing for the second Yeah, yeah,
of course is. I once decided that maybe they're getting
a little old, little long in the tooth, and I

(22:10):
should make new news nugget sounders so that they play
in between the things and they do exist. I mean,
I have some of them in the I have them all,
but I have them in the computer somewhere. When I
played those a couple of years into it, I got
more hate mail for that don't mess than when I

(22:31):
put my cat down. I mean, it's just which is
a lot.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Well, people don't love cats, but boy, do you want
to give people your email addressing you.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Cannot know as a frame of reference, I left cats,
don't put don't put your I mean, if a cat
needs to go, it's got to go.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
You know that's a fair trust me.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
And in my case, it was a choice between a
cat and the son.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
You were gonna put your son down?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
No, no, no, it was either it was either that or
either we get rid of the cat or it going
to be an issue. Now there's I gotta find a
better way to say that. Yeah, anyway, news nuggets. You
need to know stories that fell through the cracks. There
was a lot going on. Let's have a little fun
before we end the week. Here is your honorable Mention,

(23:14):
Honorable Mention.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
To just an honor serving with.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
You a great and honorable motive.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of honorable Mention.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
You got to point out the cash on just it
was two thousand and it was, Hey, there's a baby
raccoon that was drunk near Kentucky missed moonshine distillery in Whitesburg,
apparently attracted to the sweet smell of fermented peaches. And
it wouldn't be which the distillery soaks in distilled alcohol
to make its peach flavored moonshine. That sounds, but the

(23:57):
raccoon found out that it really likes moon shine infused peaches.

Speaker 10 (24:02):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
When I was in Tennessee last year, we went to
a distillery where they were they were sampling moonshine infused
peaches and pickles together. No, no, not together, but I
mean different. There were different jars.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
I know one producer of this show who might be
throwing up now based on that.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Right, can't if you had moonshine pickles, would those still
be diabolical.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
As long as they weren't dill pickles. I think they're
peach pickles.

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Maybe that'll taste better.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Health Department employees eventually found the raccoon, its mother, and
its siblings living under an old railroad bridge located on
the north floor of the North Fork.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I should say the Kentucky River. It's like the beginning
of a good Pixar movie, or even a bad one.
I would watch that.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah, the little little baby raccoon gets a little tipsy,
didn't uh, well, Dumbo got drunk, didn't he?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I think so. In the in the sure, yeah, yeah,
I think so. Also, like, can you imagine them? I'm
being like, you're drunk again, You're just like your father,
the baby Raccord to the baby Raccoon, I said that
maybe it's a little more adult themed. Yeah, animated, it's
a hard tale. Well, listen, compared to Bambie, we're starting
off in a much higher note.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
That's true. Here's number nine at number nine.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I did ninth place If a CoP's Dirty nine times
out of tennis partners dirty too, and I.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Speak nine languages. Nine basically everybody at table nine.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I feel ready to go another nine?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
And niner?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Did I get you a niner in there where you're
calling from Milwaukie talkie.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
From a humane.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Standpoint, I do not encourage this, But from a comedy standpoint,
this is pretty great. Someone in East Hartford, Connecticut has
been painting squirrels. Two squirrels found in the area of
Knaubuck Avenue and High Street you know where that is?

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, appeared to We didn't what one hundred block of
Knaubuck Avenue are we?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I think it's the thirty four hundred. Thirty four hundred
block appeared to have been painted. And this picture here
is a blue squirrel. Yeah, Animal Control said. The squirrels
appear to be okay, I mean they look a little blue. Yeah,
But they are looking for whoever was responsible.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Anybody with information give them a call. See to me.
This is a couple of things.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
One as a joke, like we're not transforming this into
a skunk. That would be funny, right, you know, like
if we were turning this this squirrel into some other
kind of thing that maybe, Oh I'm terrified. Look at
all the skunks running around eating nuts. This is just
like a half done idea, right. I'm worried about the
person who's putting this together. They're not thinking it through.

(26:35):
I just think that they're just leaving a lot of
meat on the bone there. Yeah, it's a hat on
a hat. There's a bigger opportunity here, do a little
bit of you know, this is the first the first draft. Okay, well,
I just what do you maybe next week we get
we get a different story about the squirrel. It's right,
it's a blue squirrel. I know that was enough for you. Yeah,

(26:55):
And I guess that's a good workshop here to talk
about this. But I just feel like, what are we
trying to say?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Scroller set? Yeah, the scroll really mad. Here's number eight.
That's a really realistic sounder.

Speaker 11 (27:05):
A child is bold every eight second listening to eight
different bosses drawn on about mission statements.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
He all right, I feel like this might unlock some
childhood memories that have been suppressed up to this point.
This is probably the first time in the nine News
Nuggets we've actually mentioned my hometown of Petaluma. An eighty
eight year old guy known for his longtime role as
Santa Claus was arrested this week after an armed standoff

(27:41):
with police. Ron Shipley is his name doesn't ring a
bell yet spent but again you knew him as might
unlock something in my head here. Spent decades greeting people
as Sanda every holiday season at a bunch of different
locations in downtown Pataluma. He became the subject of an
hour's long standoff after an officers whoa dispatched to his

(28:03):
home on Marion Way. All right, I mean double check
to make sure that is this close to some Marria.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
No, I'm thinking, are you serious? There was a street
around the corner from me.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Was this Gary's childhood neighbor Santa? Do you remember a
Santa in the neighborhood?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
No, that's why I'm That's why it's kind of weird.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Uh, Caulfield, he spent decades greeting locals mac Okay, so
it's on the other side of town. It's not the
same Marian Way that I was thinking. Yeah, but Pedaluma
is not like a big metropolis. No about I can't
imagine there were many Santa's. Uh, it was pretty Santa rich.
Oh really, just in terms of per capita there were
a lot of high, high concentration of Santali old elves.

(28:44):
The I would see okay, Sebastopol, I could see it right, Pedaluma.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
That's kind of a surprise to me.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Eventually they said that they found him with a drone.
They captured him in his backyard, captured the subject firing
a single round while in the backyard. That that round
was fired towards the house. You better you better be nice.
Here's number seven. I want the coal.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
I would rather coal, go ahead, yeah, seven seven seven
seven seven cut seven cut seven.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
They're mary, that's all right, sticky figures.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
With seven days with a government chacter seven seven, seven
years of college down.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
To drake seven seven seven days a guy and call
you like that one.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, just so nine. I'm like listening.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
We're like on the drive home and the economy just
collapsed and everyone's listening their jobs and like that.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
That AI story is gitting up these images from the
night kesha uh.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Phil Collins remix. This is white stripes. Yep. I'm excited
to see who's next. Hopefully the fray.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
A guy in a man is facing charge which is
in retaliation accusations that he tunneled into a home above
his house on set half what.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
You just said.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Uh, and maybe if you were listening, you thought you
were reacting to the phrase.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Let me just say that the there is a disgusting
aspect to radio studios period. You never know what happens
on these floors. I never know who's eating in here,
who wears bare feet when they're walking around.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
And my wife just handed me a hair ball.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
That probably, in all honesty, should be detected, I mean,
should be tested for you know, people's DNA. That's to
see who exactly made up that hair Ballprussian in again, Calgary,
victim told police she'd been having issues with her downstairs
neighbor and they were getting worse. She came home after
being away for a while and discovered significant disturbances inside

(30:51):
her home, including a.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Large hole in the floor.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
So the guy was digging up I guess I mean
basically breaking into her house else through the foundation.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
And the wall.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Lit'll escape from alcatraz Ooh yeah, that's yeah, that's a
good one.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Here's number six.

Speaker 8 (31:08):
I got six, You got six, she got six. Number six.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
There's six more weeks of later picture of me, Rabbi,
I'm six, drunk and longshorm.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I a we just dig you in a nursing home
closer to us. I don't have to drive sick down,
drink another six pack.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
Perfect this This.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Is something my uncle would have.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Everybody in the family has some guy who would have
done this, asking a car. Excitedly gathered around his birthday
cake to blow out us candles and make a wish,
and the family went forward to light what they thought
were cake sparklers. They turned out to be pretty aggressive fireworks.
Within seconds, chaos erupts. In this video, he said, at first,
I was shocked. Me and my brother felt a bit

(31:47):
like a dream because I wasn't even thinking anymore. My
body just reacted on its own, like in a movie scene.
He freaked out completely.

Speaker 10 (31:56):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
The entire room was filled with smoke in this video,
but they're okay.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
It is unknown how they confused candles for fireworks. According
to this report, right, I think it's not like you
keep your fireworks and your candles in the same drawer.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
They somebody worn against that. Somebody knew Uncle, Fred k
new Uncle. Here's number five for five.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I have five rulestes.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Five little mony.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
This is the year five point five. Give me a
favorite loose five pounds immediately.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I don't even know why this is a thing, but
something called Project Rebirth has come up with a plan
to help in the event of a air disaster similar
to what we saw the Air India disaster not too
long ago. It's a finalist even for the prestigious James

(32:51):
Dyson Award. The people have brought you the great vacuums
and hair drives, and that spotlights inventions that could change
the world. Project Rebirth is the first a eye powered
crash survival system. It would deploy smart bags, air bags,
impact absorbing fluids, and reverse thrust mid air, turning fatal

(33:12):
crashes into survivable landings that an AI sensor would report
or detect when a crash would be about to happen,
prompting air bags to deploy, and the cocoon the fuselage
like a giant piece of popped popcorn.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
You've flown an airplane before, I have. This isn't work.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
This is notice is not going to work in the
What happens in the event that there's just a bit
of turbulence and then the thing pops, pops the air bags, well,
you're right.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
I mean it completely destroys the airfoil. Since we're getting
into aviation and aeronautics, sure and engineering ber newly be damn.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
That leading edge is about to be a leading end.
The trailing edge that's there. Here's number four m edge.

Speaker 8 (33:53):
Probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, commandment number four.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
This isn't the same world you left of cell phone
video if you haven't seen this of a guy hanging
out the back of a state prison transport van at
freeway speed. This took place in Oklahoma on I forty.
In the video, this inmate, partially covered by an orange
jumpsuit looks like he's only wearing the bottom half of it,

(34:19):
is facing traffic behind him and.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Gesturing to motorists.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
You could hear what I What I love is people's
genuine reactions to an incident like this, because you can
hear him on the video.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Oh yeah, yelling, don't you f and do it?

Speaker 10 (34:33):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Listen, bro, here's number three. Three shall be.

Speaker 10 (34:38):
The number of that shop count and the number.

Speaker 8 (34:40):
Of the counting shall be three. Play were dead within
three hours.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Three security clearance level.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Three, All three of the three. I got all three
of you guys, for the rest of your nast born live.
After that three days, they both start to stink. Three well.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Guy arrested on suspicion of capital murder is a alleged
to have taken the head off of the manager of
a Dallas motel and then left the victim's head in
a trash bin.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
That's a fun story.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
When they picked him up, he was covered in blood,
armed with a machete that he was accused of using
to kill the manager. Department of Homeland Security wants this guy.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
They say.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
He's a Cuban national with a final order of removal
from the United States and was most recently in the
ice custody at a detention center west of Dallas, but
was released on an order of super supervision in January
because Cuba would not accept him because of his criminal history.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Oh no, go figure. This is this is actually horrific.
Some of these are kind of funny. This is a
bad one.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
This is not good. I don't have any jokes for this.
Are you still laughing? Can you tell? Yes?

Speaker 8 (35:47):
Dang it?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Number two? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
YouTube?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
We got two fingers one two two people.

Speaker 10 (35:54):
There's two sons and no women.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I didn't know the was illegal. I don't want to
live in a world where it's illegal.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
But a man identified as Casper Lincoln Casper with a
K not like the ghost, pulled over in Prince George,
British Columbia after driving along a main road in order
to get a slurpee with a friend. He was lazy,
said he didn't want to walk, so he was using
the Barbie Jeep to get around while his friend walked
beside him. What's the what could possibly be illegal about this?

(36:25):
I don't I mean, they're not on a highway, he said.
He did pass, he did drive by police, but the
according to police, he was pulled, pulled over for a
traffic stop. Oh when he turned onto a main road.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
You can't drive a road. They discovered he had a
suspended license. Well that also might be part of this.
And then blew over the legal limit twice.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Okay, well now we know you know you set this
up as if it's just a thing we all do.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I don't see why not? And then, good heart tugging
story is our number one?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Weird?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Number one?

Speaker 6 (36:57):
You're number one, We're number one, Ben, that's.

Speaker 8 (37:00):
I decided to look out for number one?

Speaker 7 (37:02):
Are you the number one? Row?

Speaker 9 (37:04):
Number one?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Number one number one.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Well, Walmart can be mean sometimes. Yeah, And a Walmart
in West Brownsville, Pennsylvania has told Wesley Silva, sixty year
old guy, that he can no longer bring gin Saoshi
jin Saoshi into Walmart.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
The common name for a pet alligator.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Jin Saoshi is a five foot long, thirty two pound
support alligator. And he used to take it. He used
to put it in the cart and take him for
a spin around the Walmart. Never been a problem. Concerns
about the last time he was there were raised. They said,
no alligator should be wearing a dress, which is that
was the problem that.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Oh, so, as soon as this alligator is a gender
bending situation in West Brownsville starts.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Having some questions at all.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Of a sudden, its identity is up so that now
we can't have it anymore.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
This, Wesley said to this newspaper. In the Bible, God
talks about us having dominion over animals, and I developed
an affinity for the reptiles. I find them very soothing. Okay,
that's why it's an emotional support alligator. There you go
for that, guy, hey man, thanks for coming in today.
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Greatly appreciate it. This was such a blast.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
I truly listen all the time, I've listened for years,
love it what you guys do, and just really thankful
that I got to come and and be.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Part of the show today.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
And you're the topic of our cast Weekend Fix the
podcast that's gonna it's gonna hit tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
All about me, my favorite subject. You're not gonna want
to miss it. I reveal some deep things. I wouldn't
say it was a tell all oh, but it was
a tell a lot.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
It was a tell a lot. That's a good one.
John Cobalt Show is coming up next. We'll see you Monday.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Stay dry.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
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