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June 5, 2025 29 mins
Germany’s Merz meets Trump at White House with Ukraine war high on agenda. Trump announces more U.S.-China trade talks after 90-minute call with Xi. Trump travel ban includes exemption for World Cup and Olympic athletes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. I said, what do I do?
He's like, walk around it. I'm like, how am I
supposed to walk around that thing? She erased the memory.
He said, well, it doesn't jump, and that was helpful
to me. That made sense to me, Like, oh, okay,

(00:22):
because I think all of them jump, like they all
have the capacity to jump, and as they're jumping, enlarge
themselves right to be the size of a batter's glove,
because you've seen.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
A batter's glove. What's a batter's glove? I mean you
cause we're a batting glove like a catcher's glove. That's
what I was going with.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Head catchers meant like a big thing that just like
engulfs my face. That's what I would think that these
And I blame it all on Punky Brewster. There was
a Punky Brewster episode in the in the late eighties
where there was this spider and it was gigantic, and
I blame all of those irrational fears on that episode.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
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Speaker 1 (01:04):
Gary's daughter had a cockroach in the sink. Yeah, she
called this morning terrified. Yeah, they she found a cockroach
in her sink. This is mid Texas. And I'm like, well,
things are bigger in Texas. She's like, you don't understand.
This is the largest, slimiest, which I don't think cockroaches
are slid. They are awful.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
And it was crawling in the sink. And she didn't
have anything to kill it with.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You spray whatever you can.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
For some reason, spray is the thing. She grabbed window
cleaner and sprayed it. She said, for about fifteen seconds
she was cleaning this cockroach and then put a bowl
over the top of it so she didn't have to
look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
But and was She's like, I might just have to
move because she's now she's approaching the year on the lease, right,
And they sent her an email just last night it
was like, hey, your lease is up at you know,
mid July, so start thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Goodbye. She's out of there, wants to get out of there.
I would too.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Like you said that you didn't mention to her where
there's one cockroach.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I did not tell her that I did not say
that smart, but she's and she's in an apartment.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
The landlord can come take care of it. And I
told her that.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
She's like, well, I don't know what I want or
call Clay or call Clay and he'll just tell you
to move around.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Because I did tell her. I'm like, well, it's not
going to jump on you.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's the thing that you think, that's your right. That's well,
that's where my mind went.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
And it's a I understand that because if especially if
it's if it surprises.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
You foreign too, we don't know what those are.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
She's a California girl, so she's not Cockroaches are not
a normal thing. And then she said she's gonna she's
getting ready to leave and she's gonna be in the
lab all day and probably won't get back until six seven,
eight o'clock tonight.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
And then she's like.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
They're just gonna he's gonna call all his friends and
then there's gonna be a cockroach party at my house
when I get back.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't know that wind dex man. He doesn't want
to expose his friends to that level of wind.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I said, all you did was clean him and she said, No,
what I did was I created a mutant cockroach, and
now he's going to be stronger than ever.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh that sounds like it's out a space wars.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Very funny.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
President Donald Trump and his Chinese counterpart Shijin Ping have
spoken amid this mess over tariffs that have really taken
a toll on global trade.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
That is what's going on.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
But in the immediate term, President Trump is actually meeting
with the German Chancellor right now and they're taking questions
there in the Oval Office, So we want to dip in.
He's talking specifically about the conversation from yesterday with Vladimir Putin.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Would never have happened with you, Brant.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
It was something that would have you know, I dealt
with Phuton a lot. There was no chance, zero, And
you know a lot of people say, hew, do you
know for four years it didn't happen. There was never
a chance of it happening, and he understood the consequences.
Now it's a shame. And when you see all of
those people.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
They came out with a report.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Today that millions of people, millions of people, that much
more than people thought.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
And I've been saying that for a long time.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
The amount of death in that war is far greater
than the news has been reporting, or then frankly that
either side has been reporting.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
It's a very sad thing.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
And I can tell you, just speaking for the chance
because we speak about it, he feels the same way.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
He wants to see it ended with absolutely. And I'm here,
mister President, to talk with you later on on how
we could contribute to that goal. And we all are
looking for measures and for instruments to bring this terrible
war to an end. And may I remind you that

(04:45):
we are having June sixth tomorrow. This is D Day
anniversary when the Americans once ended a war in Europe.
And I think this is in your hand in specific
in ours. That was not a pleasure, No, that was
not a pleasant as well. In the long run, mister President,
this was the liberation of my country from Nazi Nazi

(05:08):
dictator and we know what we owe you. But this
is the reason why I'm saying that America is again
in a very strong position to do something on this war,
ending this war. So let's talk about what we can
do jointly, and we are ready to do what we can.
And you know that we gave support to Ukraine and

(05:29):
that we are looking for more pressure on Russia. The
European Union did and we should talk about that. We
will talk about it.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
And you know, it's good timing.

Speaker 8 (05:38):
The numbers.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Day. Good day for us, bad day for you.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Friedrich Bertz is the German Chancellor sitting next to President
Trump there in the Oval office, and this is started
about fifteen or twenty minutes ago. So in the event
that they say anything will definitely bring some of that
to you.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
We totally held back. Trump did.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I could see it in his face of making some
sort of correlation. After he said that was not a
good day for you, he wanted to parlay that into
a line about this is going to be like your
second deal.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Like I don't know what he was thinking.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
He was trying to be cute about it in his head,
and he thought.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Better of it.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, I think he realized what he said.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, So anyway, that's going on.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
We'll talk more when we come back about this.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
The ongoing trade talks and this phone call that allegedly
took place today I shouldn't say allegedly it did take
place between Trump and President She of China. Also, there's
travel restrictions that were just put in place that might
have an impact actually on you know, international events that
are going to be here in the United States coming up.
And a little fire fire to tell you about up

(06:47):
over the Grapevine, about one hundred and thirty five acres.
They're saying it's right along the I five as you're
going down the Grapevine. It's on the west side of
the freeway and it's been causing some problems.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
So we'll keeping on that.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Wall Street, remaining listless. Hey, Darren, you honked at me
with your big ass truck this morning.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I'm simply trying.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
To get into the garage, and I'm like, who's this
MF or behind me? That hanks like I'm taking extra time.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I'm not. I'm very quick with the key card.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Flip him off, No.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Because I didn't know who it was, and I was like,
maybe it was an accident.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
And then I saw his face and his big American
flag on his big, beautiful blue truck, and I thought,
if it wasn't for that beautiful truck, I'd flip him off.
But I can't flip off a beautiful truck with an
American flag on it.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
No, it's very slip off. Now there you go, no
flag present.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Anyway, there's an anticipated jobs report. It's coming tomorrow, so
make no doubt about it. Wall Street will respond in kind.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
The Big Bill, of course, the one big beautiful bill
that's sitting in the Senate losing momentum as we speak,
continues to be avaged by Elon Musk. He has continued
to say that this thing was remember he called it
an abomination. Earlier this week, House Speaker Mike Johnson said
he was going to be on the phone with Elon

(08:12):
Musk today after Elon Musk was telling lawmakers to kill
the bill. President Trump has doubled down on calls to
scrap the nation's debt ceiling, which is weird because you
know who else is doing that. Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts,
he wrote on Truth.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Social during President Bedfellows, very strange Bedfellows.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
He wrote, I'm very pleased to announce that, after all
of these years, I agree with Senator Elizabeth Warren on something.
The debt limit should be entirely scrapped to prevent an
economic text.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Look if this Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer, agreeing with Elon Musk, Trump,
agreeing with Elizabeth Warren, is we can't.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
All well to the horrible Sorry, I have you heard
this story yet out of Studio City. His fifteen year old.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Kid that was killed.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
So tragic because it seems like it was an absolute accident.
It's not like somebody who's racing through a stoplight or anything.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
And it's one of those I mean, you have kids
in southern California especially, everyone goes through the drive pickup line. Yeah,
and that's appears what happened that this fifteen year old
was walking between two cars a Rivian Electric Rivian drove
forward and pinned him between the Rivian and the car
that was right in front of him. His dad was there,

(09:32):
was right there, and the kid died from his injuries
at the hospital.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Just awful. All right, Well, let's find something.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh, so back to what's going on with President Trump.
He said that finally we've been hearing for days that
he was going to be speaking by phone with President
she of China and that obviously trade was going to
be the discussion that they talked about. Trump wrote on
truth Social that there was a very good call between

(10:02):
the two of them that lasted about ninety minutes, and
he said, focused almost entirely on trade, resulted in a
very positive conclusion for both countries. That doesn't mean much
as of yet because we don't know the specifics of it.
The Beijing Foreign Affairs Ministry and the Embassy for China
in the US said that Trump was the one that

(10:23):
started the call, requested the call, So at this point
there was also apparently an invitation. President She invited Milania
and Donald Trump to China, and then President Trump reciprocated
and offered to host President She and his family at

(10:44):
the White House at some point in the future.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's very important who invited, who, who called, who who
arranged two It's all very important when you're trying to
appear to be the strong one in the relationship in
front of your country. Donald Trump posting yesterday on social
media he likes She, but that she is very tough
in all caps and extremely hard to make a deal with.

(11:11):
The negotiations between the two stopped just after May twelfth.
Where are we so just not even a month ago
between both between both countries to reduce those tear freights
to have talks so there has just been competition in
the background going on between the two, which is why
no one wants to admit that they're the one who says, hey,

(11:31):
let's come to the table, let's talk, let's figure it out.
Both want to appear to be I don't need you,
I don't need you.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
So okay, let me ask that in a relationship sense,
because that's curious that you say, or I mean that
we point out that who makes the call.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Brings with it a certain amount of power.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Sure, So if Trump has been saying for months that
he wanted this phone call to take place, and she
let's on that down and saying he's been dialing President She,
and she just never picks up and just goes to
voicemail the whole time, ignores the call. Finally, President, she

(12:11):
answers the phone, is like, yes, hello, I've been getting
all your messages. That means that Trump has more power
in that.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
You think, no, and your scenario is not going to
be successful. Everybody knows this. If Trump's want, if he
wants to talk to She, he makes the overture, He calls,
like you mentioned, he calls a couple times, or he
has his people call a couple times. If she doesn't
pick up and you've got to disappear, you don't go
chase and cheshin ping. Hell no, you have chesien ping

(12:44):
chase you right, Well, that's what I mean. You cut
him off, you give him no attention.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
And uh. And then she.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Comes back because she picks up the phone finally, because
he misses you calling.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
I'm I she picks up the phone.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I don't know. I'm confused by what are we even
talking about?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Because I said earlier this week this would be and
this was now that they've had this phone call the
first time that they spoke on the phone since Trump
became president.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Again.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
They did speak in January, but it was only a
few days before the inauguration. This would be the first
time since he's been actually president. For the second time
that they spoke, and one person told Politico that Trump
was obsessed with this one.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Of course he is.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I mean, it's frustrating because if you want to go
back to the relationship thing, these are two people that
everyone knows need to get together. They need to get together,
but they are so stubborn that they're not getting together
and figuring out their issues. Instead, they're bitching to everybody
else about their issues with one another instead of actually
talking to each other and working it all out.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
So this basically international trade policy could be seen through
the lens of a very low budget Bee Actor rom com.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
A Netflix rom com.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, and as we get closer to the holidays with
Trump and Vladimir Putin, I mean, you could also give
that the Netflix straight to Netflix treatment.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I mean, in terms of power struggles on the playground.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
If we want to erase the dead bodies in the
military comp take out.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
The murder stuff. Yeah, yeah, the murder stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Okay. So the other big deal that came down was
this travel ban. President Trump has doubled down on what
he did in the first term as president and has
now banned travel from I think it's twelve countries and
put some restrictions on others. We'll talk about that and
what impact that has when it comes to World Cup,
maybe Olympics in the future.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Well, we're gonna have in the future. What impact will
that have on it?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Right? That's true?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
What will be worse the travel ban or the Los
Angeles lack of public transit?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, somebody pointed out, you know, Hondas signed a big
deal with LA twenty eight, the organizing committee to be
like the key sponsor for Auto for the auto what'd
you call it? Sector for twenty twenty eight? Isn't this
supposed to be the car free Olympics? Wasn't that the
whole plan?

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Is?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
They wanted to Yes, okay, so sign in one of
the largest car makers in the entire world.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Well we need it.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Until the twentieth century, it was not uncommon for men
in this country to openly hold hands, sit on each
other's laps in public parks, and write each other passionate,
platonic love letters.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
That's funny, go on.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Abraham Lincoln wrote to his friend Joshua Speed, you know
my desire to befriend you is everlasting, that I will
never cease while I know how to do anything. Herman
Melville once wrote to Nathaniel Hawthorn that Hawthorn's heart beat
in my ribs and mine and yours, and describe their

(16:06):
friendship as an infinite fraternity of feeling.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
That's how guys talked, heatero straight men.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Have you seen this trend of dudes calling their dude
friends just before bed.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
No that I saw that a couple of weeks on TikTok. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, where young guys I mean young twenty five, thirty
whatever will call their buddy at you know, ten thirty,
ten forty five and just be like, hey, just want
to say good night.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Oh god, And some guys like, why, what what happened?
What's going on? What's wrong?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Did I forget something? Is it your birthday? I did
even call you? What's why are you calling me? It's
ten forty five at night.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
No that I'm just.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Saying something break. Do you need my help with the toilet?

Speaker 9 (16:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Your one plumber friend. You're the one that I'm the
one you call.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
No, And it's the Some guys thought it's just great
and it's a crack up, and they now they do
it as I guess, a way to keep in touch. Yeah,
I mean you do you call at ten forty five
at night.

Speaker 9 (17:06):
Elmer friends like friends that like are in the East Coast.
We like FaceTime and we like share it, you know,
like you talking.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
This is why Elmer is so like.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Well adjusted and cool and has a good energy because
you are emotionally regulated. He knows what he needs and
he makes that a priority.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
But then there's no mystery to it.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
What do you mean mystery? What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
No one's got to dig to find out what Elmer needs.
He just tells you what he needs.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
No, I mean, I mean he knows what he needs.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
That's what I'm saying. That's right.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Everyone does.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Please don't call me at ten forty five, Elmer. I
hope one day I can.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, No, I think that you need that. You don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
I don't need that. I do not need to work.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
On your emotional What was it called regulation? Regulation?

Speaker 4 (18:00):
That's not what I need. That would be I would
be super annoyed.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Contrary action.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Give it a year, give it a year.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
You're gonna call me every day for a year, or
you mean in a year, you're gonna call me in.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
A year like our friendship would have built up to
a p I think so okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I think so would you like to do a quick
little FaceTime with Elmer before you went to sleep, to say, hey.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
How is your day?

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
It was good? How about I do this emern.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Don't you dare call me? But I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
What I'll do is tonight at about whatever bedtime is
tonight I'll think to my I'll close my eyes and
I'll think good night, Elmer. And then you you at
around that same time, you'll feel the ripple in the force.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
You'll feel it.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Please then close your eyes and say it back to me.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Okay, right there?

Speaker 7 (18:45):
No, so good?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, And then we'll talk about emotional regulation tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I can't wait for tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I can't wait for tonight. Make sure you're in a
quiet place. I mean, you gotta be really sensitive to it.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
You gotta be too, so powerful that I don't think
it even requires silence.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
And we can't tell Dane about this, No, we can't
want to.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Bet she'll notice it too, She'll be like, what what.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Was that is that? Gary?

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Did you hear that?

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
In a return to one of the more controversial policies
that we saw during his first term in office, President
Trump signed a proclamation yesterday to ban nationals from a
dozen countries from entering the United States, including places like Afghanistan, Haiti,
Republic of Congo, me and mar Chad, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan,

(19:45):
and Yemen. And there is a bonus if you can
find every single one of those countries on a map
are A Trea.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah, that sounds like it's out a space war.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Several of the countries on the list regularly declined to
accept the return of the nationals or had visa overstay
rates that the administration says is unacceptable, and they say
it's indicative of a blatant disregard for the immigration laws
of the United States. Others on the list think Sudan
and Yemen and Somalia included for what they said was

(20:16):
inadequate screening and vetting measures. There are seven other countries
that also come under partial travel restrictions in which entrance
into the country was suspended in several visa programs.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Those would be Burundi.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan, and Venezuela.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
This has been.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I think there were seven in the original seven countries
that were banned in the original first term. The ban
does contain exemptions that could apply to players, staff, or
families that are associated with the World Cup coming up,
the twenty six FIFA World Cup or the twenty Olympics.

(21:02):
There is an exemption. It states any athlete or member
of an athletic team, including coaches, persons performing a necessary
support role, and immediate relatives traveling for the World Cup,
the Olympics or other major sporting event as determined by
the Secretary of State are not subject to the to
the ban. It's not clear yet if the band is

(21:23):
going to enforce will force the US based players who
play internationally to return from the international window early. So
there's still some question about the athletic side of all
of that. Something that he proposed yesterday, there is I
just did.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
A deep dive on Eritrea.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
I love feeling dumb and there's nothing that makes me
feel more dumb than geography and learning about the globe
in African country.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
But that's all I know.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, right, Eastern Africa.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah, exactly, one of the least of one of the
least developed places. Yeah, it's on the horn of East
Africa capital Asmara, ordered.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
By Ethiopia, Sudan and Djiboutih. Okay, I didn't know that. Again,
A bonus if you could find all twelve countries on
the map, all right.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Coming up next, tear tearing the skies and uh you
have a crazy X. Yep, you have an example of
why the ex is crazy. What did she slash. He
do that puts him under the umbrella of crazy X.
You gotta let us know we're going to spend the
day com went through some crazy X stories because man,

(22:37):
they're so good.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I won't I'll start.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I had a girlfriend, still do, one of my best friends,
if not the best.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
She in college at San Diego State. I don't want
to say she.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Was broken up with because she would probably take issue
to that, even though it was twenty five years ago.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
And God, because she would claim she broke up with him, it.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Would probably still be a sore spot, okay, Or he
was ignoring her or whatever. And she got into his
apartment and peed on his bed.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
It was crazy then, it's crazy now. And the company
you keep, huh.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I've never peed on anyone's bed intentionally. I've never peed
a bed until I was a child. I'm pretty sure
I wet the bed as a child. Do all children
wet the bed at some point? Probably, I'm pretty sure
I must have, right if we all did. But no,
I've never peed the bed, not intentionally or otherwise.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I'm pretty sure I've never woken up with a peed bed.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
O a story yesterday. But you had to felt like
you had the urgy.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yet it's a fear, but it's never happened.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Never materialized. Crazy X stories. Let me what you were
the bed adult as an adult? No, he thought about it.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
I did.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I had to think about it.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Well, there was that one night when you peed the
kitchen table.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Different That wasn't a bad Yeah, that's true. And I
wasn't lying on the kitchen table. You make it sound
like I fell asleep, and then.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, you're standing right over it as you whipped it
out and peed right on top of it.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yeah, proud moment.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Am six forty.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
President Trump hosting Chancellor Freedrick Merds. I think it's merse
at the Oval office. He's here, he's in town. First
time that these two have met, and they were answering
a bunch of quests.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well, and it was kind of awkward because the Chancellor,
for whatever reason, brought up that tomorrow is d Day
and President Trump said, yes, not a good day for you.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Oh God, so gride.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Trump did say that it was very disappointed by the
attacks that Elon Musk has made on that big tax bill.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Let's make it its way.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Through stuck in the Senate right now, but continues to
make its way through Congress.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
Morning, Gary and Shannon, Hey, Jerry, the fact that you
just said that your daughter is a California girl, so
she's not too well versed on cockerroaches is pretty crazy, man.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
How rich are you very? I didn't.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I didn't have cockroaches growing up. I had all kinds
of bugs and crabbits, but I was in northern California.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
They're not as No.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
I didn't either, and so you So you were rich too? No, No,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Know what that means. Why anyway?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
So, No, I'm not rich, but I also never had
to deal I've seen cockroaches. I know what cockroaches are,
but I didn't ever have an infestation in any home
or apartment that I lived at.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Hey, gear Bear and Shannon. I'm so glad you guys
are back. I was good to say.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Gary.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
If you close your eyes and you think of Elmer
and you're reaching out in the fourth is that a
visual effect that Elmer's right in your face while you're
laying in bed.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Is that going to haunt you?

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Sing?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I think it would be comforting more than anything to
have Elmer's presence there with you in your bed. But no,
oh no, no, no, he can sit in the chair
in the corner, which is a little but I put
him in the bed. You gotta put him in the bed. No, Elmer,
you're in the chair. No, you gotta know your limitation

(26:30):
the corner of the bed. Nobody's anything.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Why does Gary think he's more important than he actually is?

Speaker 8 (26:37):
Love you guys.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Whoa more important than he actually is? I just said
I'm going to reach out to Elmer, and wow, I
wanted to reach out that referring to.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Again, it's not about the milk.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Somebody feels that I've said things that are self important.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Well, I don't feel that way about you. I don't
think you're important at all. I mean that you're not
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Acceptable. I get it.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
You're a very very nice word for you to rely
on over and over again.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
You're the one who brings it up every day. But
I said it because I didn't want to make it weird.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
You might work up with Pa on your bed or something.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
I don't know with them, so anyway, Crazy exes. There
was a woman's ex husband who planned to follow her
on vacation. We're going to have to get into this
coming up because we're running out of time, and I
really want to give a crazy X the time that
she or he so deserves, don't you.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yep, we got a couple. Let us know your crazy
X stories. You may have not found out how crazy
they were until after the breakup. Some people found out
pretty quickly. Others found out.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yes, that's the thing we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
One of my girlfriends and she peed the bed back
you know, in college, out of out of spite.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Apparently she does want me to.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Was humane.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
That's funny because she just texted, oh MG, I'm amber
heard she wants me to stop telling this story, and
I'm not. It's too good. Who peas in someone's bed
is the question? And so our question was when this
guy got home my friend's ex, did he feel the
moist bed and think this is pee from Candace? Or

(28:32):
did he think I have.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
To use a real name?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah I did? Or was there like a leak in
the roof. That's what I would assume if I came.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Home my bed was wet, I'd be like if I
don't have a pet or something, I'd be like the
roof must be.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Never would have thought that an ex got into my apartment.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
And heed the bed Like that's out of the realm
of possibility.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Unless there's a nasty note or something like there's something.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I pissed your bed. I mean, hope you had a
great day. More poetic than that, Oh, like what, I
don't know, Ye, maybe there's.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Not enough poetry. Crazy ex is when we come back
to Gary and Shannon. You've been listening to The Gary
and Shannon Show.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty nine am to one pm every Monday through Friday,
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