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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:38):
Donald Trump right now descending the steps of Air Post one.
He's wearing the dark blues suit, the long red tie
with the shine, just as we predicted.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Uh, this is an interesting aspect of not understanding.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
He's approaching the red carpet. Yes, a red carpet has
been laid out.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Putin also down the stage.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
He's jogging down.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Putin's the President walked the Putin. The Putin's doing a
slight jog down those steps. He's anxious to get to
the red carpet. And he's off and he's running on
his red carpet. The President's red carpet is back a
little bit from his step, so he's just walking on
boring old tarmac pavement. Putin's already on the red carpet,
like the red carpet is good.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Who cares that he's in Alaska?
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Somebody lose his passport so he has to stay there.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
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Speaker 4 (01:37):
So would Trump stay in Alaska if someone stole his passport?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't know why you describe LoJack logic. Now Trump
is on the red carpet, both men on different red carpets.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Why do we need to have red carpets?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
What do you mean why? Because it's important to have
Do you hear a feedback? I do, But that's okay.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
President Trump is has stopped. He's stopped on the red carpet.
I'm assuming he's looking these are split the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Are they going to meet and shake hands on the
red carpet then walk together? Because that would be odd?
And I think that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I do. I do think Trump is waiting for Putin
to make his way to and then joint.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Red carpet, walking side by side on her He's clapping
the president is is he clapping for Putin?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He was telling him to move it along, move it on,
But that.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Is a bad optic. He's clapping again.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
They are there at Joint Base Elmond.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Now they're shaking hands. They are shaking hands. Putin outstretch
his hand, Trump with the uh with the shaking of
the right hand, left hand on the shoulder, Putin doing
the same, exchanging words.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
They're smiling.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Pleasant trees walking together now side by side. Putin on
the left, Trump on the right. Trump a lot bigger,
a lot taller. They are smiling. It seems to be amiable.
Is that the right word?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yes, I will allow you to use the word amiable.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Trump is saluting, saluting the members of the military that
are on either side, kind of flanking both sides of
the red carpet. Again, they're at the Joint Base Elmendorf
Richardson Air Force and Army.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I believe in anchorage.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
And Trump has that walk of like a sophomore year linebacker,
where his knees kind of go in a little.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Bit together because he's a big guy.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
He's been a big guy for a long time.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Now that gate usually only see it on kids. Anyway,
Here they are there on top of the big blue stage.
This says Alaska twenty twenty five and bright white block letters.
They are about two feet away from each other as
they have their pictures taken by the world, seemingly the
first time a US president has met with Vladimir Putin
(03:57):
since when.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Ever, I don't know if they're going to actually say
anything from this stage.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Vladimir Putins had some work done. I think we can
all here in Los Angeles agree that there's definitely fillers
at play.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
We have the eyes for it, and that's some filler
work there.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
He doesn't have as much hair as he did the
last time we had eyes on him. Now they were
just talking about who should take the stairs down from
the stage first, Vladimir Putin saying to the President you
want to go, the President saying you go ahead. Everyone's
just acting with consent. They're getting into the same vehicle.
It is the same Cadillac extended armored limousine. In the
(04:39):
same vehicle, the President Trump and Vladimir Putin. Now, I
did not know there would be this much togetherness. I
did not know they would walk out on the tarmac,
meet together, shake hands, smile. I did not know that
they would walk together on the carpet to the stage.
I certainly did not know they'd be in the same vehicle.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
How does that work with the two two separate security
agencies that are tasked with protecting their designate.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't know if I've ever protected paid this much
attention to a summit. But have you ever seen two
world leaders like this in the same vehicle?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Oh boy, Yes, but not recently, and not two that
are coming at each other in uh odd could be
considered adversarial positions. So obviously there's American Secret Service at
behind the wheel of this thing, But I'm curious if
there's also Russian FSB or whoever the presidential security detail
(05:44):
would be in the vehicle with them.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I heard someone say, I don't remember what station. If
it was this station or another state, I don't know.
But someone asking does Putin speak English? I don't even know,
And whoever the other person was goes, yeah, a little bit, okay,
make no mistake. Vladimir Putin speaks perfectly.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, he'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Come on, he definitely likes to play that he doesn't and.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
When it's advantageous, total beneficial.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
The car starting to move now looks like again the
both President Trump and President Putin are sitting in the
back seat of one of those big.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Army legs, laughing. Look at the baby. Look at the baby.
Look at the baby.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
There are a handful of those those limos that are there,
and it looks like there's a I don't know if
those are Mercedes, what brand the Russian presidential limo is,
but there's a couple of those in the background as well.
But again, they got both got into Trump's hooptie and
they're going to make their way to some building there
(06:49):
at the Joint Base in Anchorage and begin their summit.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Fascinating.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We'll take a break and come back let you know
if there are any other oddities going on.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I may have made a stake earlier when I referred
to those airplanes as F thirty five.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You've never made a mistake in the history of the world.
You don't make mistakes.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
They may be F twenty two's, you were only getting
just a barrel shot of it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's odd though, because you jumped on top of that.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Elmer knows those are twenty twos.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You jumped on top of that real quick too. You're like,
there a thirty fives.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
First of all, I never had that tone. Okay, because
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But if you weren't sure, you should have just left
it alone. I should have just said they were the f's,
just not said anything.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Thirty five and twenty two's are like the newest plane,
So I can see how he can mistake And.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Thank you Elmer air Force veteran himself, right, Yes, sir, see,
that's why Elmer knows.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Then let Elmer do the descriptions of what the planes are.
We see, yes, ma'am at ease.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
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Speaker 1 (07:57):
The sitting United States President is in the same car
back seat, smiling and laughing with Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Is freaking insane.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
When you go down the laundry list of the things,
the murders of children, of people, of bombing up schools
of journalists, all of that that he has ordered. The laughing,
and the sitting in the same car and breathing the
same air as that person as the US President is odd,
(08:29):
make no mistake about it. And that's probably the kindest
word you're gonna hear.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
The Waker mixed those planes up.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
I'm starting to think he's.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Not really a pilot.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Also, what are the odds that Putin or his detail
someone had a bug that they just had on them
in case and they just slipped it conveniently into the Beast.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Do you think that there aren't bugs all over the Beast, sir?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Also, why would Putin need to have He's pretty good
at remembering things. He's done weird stuff like this before.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So, anyway, the body of the F twenty two and
F thirty five hour different, are very distinctively different. I
mean everybody else Heather Brooker is here, God speaking of
different bodies.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Hi, Hi, speaking a good segue.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Speaking of bodies.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
The Hunting Wives has been all the rage everything. Everyone
is talking about a surprise hit on Netflix, and uh,
you let us know that you auditioned for this show.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I did.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I'm also breaking news really quick. They've just greenlit season
two of A Hunting Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
They had to. It's like K Pop Demon Hunters. When
you have that kind of demand, how can you not
give the people more right.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I have to tell you guys when I'm when I'm
listening to you all, and I hear you, especially today
talking about K pop demon Hunters. I'm literally going, oh
my gosh. My daughter twelve years old obsessed with it.
We're listening to the soundtrack on repeat in our house
in the car all the time. So it is hugely popular.
I want to hear me obsessed with it. There you go, Keanua,
twenty eight. So I want to hear what you have
(10:09):
to say about it.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I can't wait. I'm gonna watch it today.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah, okay, So Hunting Wives. I found out in January
of twenty twenty four that I had an audition for
this show called Hunting Wives, and I was like, what
is this about. It was for a series regular lead
role filming in North Carolina, and I was like, yeah,
I will move to North Carolina to be a series.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Regular in a show. And the nipples, wasn't it. You
didn't want to show your nipples?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
No I did.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I was like, please someone look at them.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No I did, I really did.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
I was like please. I begged them. They were like, man,
please put your nipples away. I I had to I
seriously had a moment because I was researching the show
and I was like, what is this about? And I
had a moment where I was like, do I want
to risk my career as a serious journalist at KFI
News to go and be a part of this shoes
and a show. And the answer was yes, Yes I did, Yes,
(10:58):
I did. I will risk it all part of what
people are calling a Maga murder drama, which I think
is so fun.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's very funny.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
It's like a murder sex show for like the Maga crowd.
And I'm like, I don't know. I think it's for everybody,
to be honest, but I got the script for it.
My role was for, of course star the big gal
in the role. And what they do sometimes in these
shows is they will get they already have somebody in mind,
like a name actor, celebrity, but they'll get a couple
(11:27):
like backups, just in case something doesn't work out. And
I was one of those backups. The Chrissy mets Yes,
I had a problem with her in this show. She
was because she was distracting.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You're like, is that Chrissy Metz And then you're like, oh,
what's she gonna do in the show. She's gonna be
a big deal because it's Chrissy Mets. And then she
has nothing, there's no role there, and you're like, why
was she even in it?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
She was a regular, She was a regular but character, right.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
I think they just so much of Cassie now and
you guys can I mean, you know you a lot
of TV shows and stuff. So much of it is
this sort of stunt casting where they'll bring in a
bigger name, somebody who's an established actor because they think, oh,
people will tune in a watch. But yeah, this character
really was a minor character.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
She wasn't even publicized as being in the show, so
when she turned up on it, you're like, whoa, why
didn't I hear about her on the show?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
The two scenes I auditioned four was the scene where
she is talking with Abby in the beginning and she's like, hey,
let's go shopping, you know that sort of thing, and
Abby's being really rude and dismissive to her. That's the
scene I auditioned for. And then the second scene that
they had me do was in the police station where
she's yelling at Jill.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
And she was really good in this show.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I couldn't decided whether it was the show and the
material because I love Chrissy Metz.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, it's because it wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
But then, but she wasn't good, right.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
I went back and I looked at my audition and
I wasn't I didn't do a very good really, I
really was like, I just felt like I didn't do
as good.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You audition in person or did you put on tape?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
We did it on tape first.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I want to see it.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yeah, And and they were like, man, please, we don't
need your boobs, and I was like, but I feel
like this character would do you need me to kiss
any of the women on the show? Yes, oh twist
my arm for the ratings, of course, Netflix, I will
be your bee man again. We don't need your nipples
for this role. My husband's like, are you really going topless? Yes? Yes,
(13:25):
whatever it takes, Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's for my craft, honey.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
The art and the paycheck, all right?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And the pay check did they pay what kind of
money do they pay for that kind stuff?
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Well?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I know this one. The quote it was Top of
Show was which I think sag rate. Top of Show
is like ten thousand dollars. Wow, I think that's like
per week.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Oh my god, would deal right?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
That's why I'd have been like, kid, what you that's
my salary for the years? See this show? I did
not know because based on just a couple of scenes
I had a little bit of research that I did.
It didn't It not seemed to be like it was
that sexual, although the description says this there are some
like sexual moments or whatever. I think stag rule says
(14:07):
they have to disclose that kind of information. But I
did not realize like how graphic and the extent of it.
I mean, You've got like Wiener shots like everything in
this show, and it felt like got a Wiener in
a mobile home, the Wean are in a mobile home,
Like that should be its own show. It should, but
like it felt like the throwbacks to like the old
SKINEMAXI movies, but like more graphic. And I just was like, Wow,
(14:30):
Netflix is really going for it here, and it paid
off because it's a huge show. Everybody's talking about it.
And also on a side note, I literally you must
be reading my mind to you guys, because and just
like that, it makes me so mad what they've done
to these characters that I loved for so long.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I'm not going to cry, but I have the loyalty
towards them to where we have to go through their
their journeys.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yes, and their journey led us to hell. This last season.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
It was truly one of those shows you hate watch.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I hate watch it.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Like last night, I was like, I hate that I
have to watch this, but I'm gonna watch it before
Hard Knocks because it's the season finale and then I'll
be done with it and I can move on to football.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
You're like, please let her have just like some kind
of decent ending wrap it up, and said.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I hated her by the end, and I loved Carrie
b Frea hated her by the end.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Which were you? Which character were you in Sex and
the City?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Which you?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (15:25):
You were?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
You were?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You are.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
You?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
You don't get Samantha.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I loved Samantha.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Are you a Samantha my.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Dad used to say.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
When my dad would weigh in on this, he used
to say that I was a Carrie. Oh, because you
don't want to think that your daughter is Samantha also.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Main character as well, you know Carrie's main character.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I loved Carrie back in the day, but now it's
like I think it's because my dad saw me as
perennially single too. Oh, there you go and find it's
now seventy six and still single.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
In the show.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Gorgeous New York apartment.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
We'll don't go anywhere, We'll come back and do a
quick review of something.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
To talk about me love that apartment. No, right, I
want to be rich in New York, you guys, I
have to.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
That's how you know we've gotten not nobody in this room. Okay,
I mean I feel frae. Yeah, okay, not now?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Not now?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
What do I get?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
That was him low key asking for your falls.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Well, they've done a they've done a quick photo op
at this Trump Putin summit in Alaska. Nothing has been said,
no comments really made, but both presidents have their wingmen
lined up in chairs alongside them, so that meeting getting
underway now. Cameras are outside the room, and we'll see
what they talk about and whether or not it results
(16:56):
in some sort of a news conference. A little bit
later in the day, Heather Brooker has joined us. We
like to talk about movies and stuff that are coming out.
I loved Bob Odenkirk's Nobody when it came out four
years ago, and there now there's a sequel.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
There's a Nobody Too. Oka, I'm gonna pause so Elmer
can do his thing. Elmer. Oh, no, Elmer. He was like,
all right, that's all right, we'll do it in post
Nobody Nobody Too. Okay, the first one was so much fun.
I totally agree with you. I had was so surprised.
So it is Bob Odenkirk. Of course, a lot of
(17:30):
people know him as mister Show. He's a background of comedy,
but he was also in Better Call Saul and Breaking
Bad when he kind of took a more dramatic turn.
Nobody Too tells the story of he's trying to go
on vacation with his family. He kind of unwittingly got
into this like you know, crime fighting, fist flying, you know,
(17:50):
uh role. And now he is going on vacation with
his family and somehow stumbles into another like crime ring
and has to fight you know, the bad guys again.
He just can't can't avoid being the hero. And it's
from the writers of John Wick. So it's that style
of fighting and it's just a little almost outlandish, like,
(18:10):
but you love watching it.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Cartoonish, cartoonish. That's the word I heard today was that
it was a little cartoonish.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
A little cartoonish, but like in a fun way because
you're watching this guy, this middle aged guy, dad bod
you know, looks like in every Man. He doesn't look
like you're John Cena action hero, but he looks like
a dad that would just suddenly start beating somebody up.
So's it's really it's very entertaining. It's a fun show.
I've interviewed Bob Odenkirk for the first Nobody movie and
(18:38):
it was just a blast talking to him about the
turns that his career has made and how much fun
he's having as an action star.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
A new it girl, Sidney Sweeney has a new movie
coming out with one of my favorite actors, Paul Walter
Houser Americana Americana.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
So this is basically a movie some people are comparing
it to like Tarantino's or films. They're calling it kind
of tarantino esque. It's sort of a Western neo noir
compared to Blood Simple and The Last Stop in You
mc County. They basically go on an adventure trying to
get what they call a ghost skin or ghost shirt.
(19:16):
It's a shirt that is Native American shirt that protects
you from bullets. And there's a ton of bullets flying
in this movie, so everybody wants to get their hands
on this shirt. It's highly stylized. It has cute, quirky moments.
It's also got Halsy in it and Mike Steamy Eric
Dane from Almost Sad Gray's Anatomy. But it's not that one.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah it is?
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Okay? Then I'm right, yay, yay for me. Sorry, I'm
still thinking about nipplesos.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I know you are.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
And it's a fun show. It's really great. If you
love those classic Tarantino early day movies of westerns and
lots of violence, you'll definitely love this. Heather. Yeah, you are.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
A delight and a joy and we will miss you
until next Friday.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Yeah, wait a, you guys want to the bar next?
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Ready?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
The bar?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
I know we're going to be at BJ's Restaurant in
brew House down in Huntington Beach on Beach Boulevard on.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Thursday, Thursday.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
All right, then have fun.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I mean I'm not gonna say no.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
It wouldn't be a bar on Friday, but we'll be
doing the show live on Thursday from DJ's.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Restaurant in brew House.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Thanks you, guys, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
We try to keep it somewhat educational on this show
throughout the course of the week.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
So here's what you learned this week on the Gary
and Shannon. Hey Gary, Sharon.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
What I learned the show this week?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
We only have one hundred and thirteen.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Days to go, right Shannon, Love you guys, aliens.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Hey Gary Shannon. This week, I learned that Carrie can
still report on the Dodgers fairly even though he's enjoying
it every minute of us faltering being a Giants fan.
And also, I'm glad that Kate's.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Realizes what losers the Padres are.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Their fans them f Machado and the Padres cover the weekend.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
You two.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
You it's a beautiful note to And what I learned
on The Gary and Shannon Show this week is that, Shannon,
you make me laugh so hard sometimes way down deep.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I just I don't know what I'm.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Gonna do the other day when you called that guy's
ex girlfriend a bit because she didn't like you.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
My God, that's the way that you said.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
It made me last for twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Thank you. Hi, Hey, Becky, I beg.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
I learned just today that Michael Monks is now my
favorite quoting Toby Kei.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Okay, I know, okay.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Can I need to hear that as some thumb for music?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, no, it's not a bad put a boot in
your ass.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
This week on the show, I learned that Gary is
a pansy. No, no, I mean Gary's birth flower is
a pansy, but it's not. It's actually carnation.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Good morning, Gary and Sannon. This week on the Gary
and Shannon Show, I learned that Shannon was graduating college
and starting her first radio job when I was a
sophomore in high school. And yet somehow we still managed
to swim together at Hamilton Air Force Base at the
Big Pool.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
So explain to.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Me that, yeah, I don't understand Matt, but what a
trip right is?
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Bye bye?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Hey, guys, I learned that Gary really hates ponies. I
learned way too much about Taylor Swift, and thankfully I
learned that there's still people like the heroes that saved
our boy Foush that still exists. So thank God for
them and hope our boy heals quickly and completely.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I agree with can guys think.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You when did you say you hated pony?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
With the woman who fed the pony gave it to
the right right.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week is Gary added another occupation to his resume. He's
a jet fighter pilot and now he's a scientist of sorts.
He says, when you walk outside your eyes, tell your
body to shield it with sunscreen automatically. Number two Shannon
said the funniest thing all year. She sings louder than
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the gay guy in the bathhouse.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I didn't know they sing in whatever, it's time for
our nine news nuggets.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
You need to know.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
These are the stories that otherwise would have fallen through
the cracks if producer Keiana didn't catch them.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Here's your honorable mention, honorable mention, not supposed to mention,
honor serving with you did great and honorable.
Speaker 9 (23:59):
Most so today we're holding auditions to become the nearest
member of Honorplemntion.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
We often advocate for big, good, old fashioned bikes on
this show. Do we not nice to see him in
the wild Every once in a while, pedal those bikes down.
And this is the problem with e bikes. Really, a
family has been stranded because of the monsters.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
The monsters.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Volunteers from the Gallatin County Sheriff Search and Rescue, Montana
had to go out and find this family because their
e bikes ran out of battery. Located about twelve miles
west of West Yellowstone, Montana, near the Two Top Trails,
stated that they were cold and that they needed help.
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The Sheriff urged all recreationalists to prepare for the unexpected,
know the limits of their equipment, and have a plan
in case it fails.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
You know what doesn't break down on you, A real bike.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Here's number nine, number nine, the change dirty nine times
out of tennis partners dirty two.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
And I speak nine languages actually night basically everybody at
table nine, I'd feel ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Did I getch ack niner in there?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Where you're calling from Milwaukie talking.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
It's nice to have a memento of those who pass.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah, like a nice picture of you and your loved one,
or maybe the.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Favorite shirt that they used to wear or a piece
of their tattooed skin. I'd keep a piece of your skin, like,
get a jar the tattoo fromaldehyde or whatever it is.
Uh huh, wait do you have a tattoo we.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Don't know about.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Angelica Redevski lost her spouse unexpectedly, and this nurse mother
of one made a decision. She preserved and framed a
piece of her husband's tattooed skin. TJ died at the
age of fifty five. Didn't want the traditional keepsake. He
had more than seventy tattoos all over his body. They
chose to preserve his Pittsburgh Steeler's helmet tattoo. I get it,
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complete with the skull imagery like a skull wearing the
helmet apparently, and then finished off in his team's black
and gold colors.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
It was his first sleeve tattoo and a favorite of
his and their son, Preston. And Preston was the one
who made the decision about which tattoo they were going
to keep.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
That's you know what. We all go through grief differently.
There's no playbook. Mark Ragus said it.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Here's number eight.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh eight.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
The chided his bold every eight second, listening to eight
different bosses drown on about mission statements.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Eight is a big number. Eight years a long time.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Could you imagine living with a knife lodged in your chest.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
For eight years?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Well, I would say that maybe the puss discharge below
your right nipple might be a reason to go to
the hospital.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Easy. Can you not ever say the words your right
nipple to me?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
The unnamed you were you didn't have a problem with
the puss discharge.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
This unnamed patient reported no chest pain, no difficulty breathing
or cough or fever or anything.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
You couldn't figure out why the puss discharge.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Stop saying that.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Then they recalled.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
An incident took place nearly a decade ago during a
violent altercation. He had sustained multiple custs to his face, back, chest,
and abdomen. But doctors treated the wounds at the time.
What they didn't do was take the knife blade out
of his thor axe in the eight years ago stabbing.
Good lord, So the knife was carefully extracted during surgery
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and the puss drained at the same time.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
There's number seven. The seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
With seven banks would have gone on a.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Seven years of college seven seven days.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
There is a bridge in Boston, the Leonard Zachim bunker
Hill Memorial Bridge and uh Conan O'Brien apparently once made
a comment about the bridge that said, it looks like
a blank being held up by a wire. Looks like
a blank being held up by what do you think
that blank was like?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Is it a cell phone stand? No, male genitalia, Male genitalia.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Being held up by a wire. That's what he.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Sienna has a cell phone stand that looks like male genitalia.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
In this case, somebody actually made a very official looking
sign with that quote on it. And you overlooks the
bridge there the Leonard zach Kete bunker Hill Memorial.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Said to her, I said, Canna, that's a very aggressive
cell phone stand you've got there.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
And it vibrates too.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Oh okay, number six, I got you got six?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
She got six?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Number six? Why we just sticking imagine how closer.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
To I don't have to drink another ship track number.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
I think my mother in law outpaces this average here
just because she is a full arm swiper.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh, she doesn't just do a little scroll like this.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
She she does this.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
She's a full a lot from the shoulder. Well, she's
an iPad person, so she's a full but it's my
dad did that. Oh yeah, the full thing.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I get.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
My dad was so serious about swiping to that.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Where's a groove?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Right, It's almost like he's angry.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
New York, for example, has an average daily screen time
of six hours and twelve minutes. And according to a
group called Toll Free Forwarding, which is a virtual phone system,
they did the test and they measured people scroll about
eighty one eighty one miles a year, the distance that
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it takes your finger or your thumb or whatever to scroll.
Repeat that thousands and thousands of times. They said average
American scrolls eighty one miles.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Depressed by that, Let's move on.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
There's number five for five.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I have frus We.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Begin five minutes time, five monkeys.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
This is the year five point five five. Give me
a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
AI is only as smart as its people. One influencer
couple went viral after they missed their flight to Puerto Rico.
They said it was a problem that was caused by chatchept.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
She said, I do a lot of research.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
I asked chat cheap, but they said no, referring to
whether or not they were required to obtain a visa
to visit Puerto Rico. But if they had checked any
actual government.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Site, you're a dumbass.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
They would have learned that Spanish citizens do not need
a visa, but they do need an ESTA card, which
is electronic system for travel authorization. They relied on AI,
and AI punched them in the face. AI really is
writing new Darwin books. A lot of Darwin is happening.
That's the slow Cull I think is what we should
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call it. The slow maybe not so slow.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
There's number four or minute.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Com number four.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
This isn't the same world you left.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
Four years ago.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
So I hope you're not eating lunch. If you are.
Put it down.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Toothpaste made out of hair could be on the shelves
in two years, apparently. Scientists say it's the secret to
stopping tooth decay. Fluoride, of course, has been known to
strengthen tooth enamel, making our teeth more resistant to acids
from plaque and bacteria.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
That cause the ducay the decay.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But researchers now from King's College in London say they've
identified a substance that can protect against decay and repair
early stage damage better than fluoride.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I know what it is. It's eratin.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
No, it's hair, your hair. Yes, keratin a protein and
human hair, skin and nails.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
They want to wool of sheep.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
They say, yes, it's not just for toe shoes, it's
for your teeth. Put it into a daily toothpaste. Well
that's not so, I mean keratins.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
It's better to say toothpaste made out of hair than
it is to say toothpaste made out of toenails.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Why don't they just call it keratin and nobody knows
what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Makes it more.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Like recycled water as opposed to sewage that they've cleaned.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah, I don't know, man, recycled water still creeps amount.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Here's number three.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Three shall be the number of that house count and
the number of the counting shall be.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
All three three. I got all three of you guys
for the rest of your nation born.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Y'all got real quiet. Yesterday, this was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
We were in a restaurant and there was a baby
it once shut the hell up, and I said to
the table, somebody shut that baby up. And y'all looked
at me like I was crazy. I'm like, no one
ever says that to you before. Whenever I hear a
baby crying in public, I say.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Someone, go shut that baby up.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Well, it really mean, it wasn't a big enough restaurant
that your voice was going to disappear in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
No, but it also wasn't a baby. That baby was
walking and talking and could have been talked to to
stop his tantrum.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Oh in that case, yes, it was about four.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, and then he was acting like a bite baby.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
And that's the listen not to say that they's I'm
telling people how to parent their kid, But when your
kid throws a fit like that, leave the restaurant in
public like that.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, leave the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
You're not proving how good a parent you are by
allowing the child to cry.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
And the kid was like walking unattended through the restaurant crying.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Take him by the hand, shut that baby up, Walk
out on the street.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I don't care. You're a safe place. It's burbank.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Cook that baby out onto the street.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Well, I mean, like, get him out of the restaurant,
like the sidewin and tell him, we ain't going back
until you pipe this down.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
You're not getting any cheesecakes?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Was it really a cheesecake that he was after?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I mean, did you see it?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Cut Ryanair flight descended into chaos. Fight broke out between
passengers because in seventeen c yelled out.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Shut that baby up.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
That's not true, that's what she don't all sound alike.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Got that baby up?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Number two? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
You two?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
We got two fingers, two.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
People.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You want to go with the testicles or the penis here,
let's start with the uh, let's start with the fruit.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Got it?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
A fifty five year old woman from Blantyre, Lanarkshire, somewhere
in the UK, grabbed her partner as he.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Laid in bed.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
She was accusing him of performing an act on himself
before she seesed a hold of his fruit package and
pulled it.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I wonder why he was performing an act on himself?
You monster?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
She called police earlier this year and told them that
she had attacked her husband and that there had been
a lot of blood.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I wonder why he doesn't want to have sex with
you and prefers himself. I wonder why he might be
a little more gentle maybe good Lord number one, weird?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Number one, number one, we're number one.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Then I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Are you the number one row? Number one? Number one?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Number one? Okay, okay, you had questions, Elmer, you have
questions about this man. You wanted context. He is the
man with the world's largest willie. He must be from
the UK. He the The reason we're talking about this
is because it got in the way and he broke
his arm because of it.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
It happened in the shower.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Listen. He says.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
It may sound like a blessing, but I have a
hard time getting dressed. Sometimes I get faint if I'm
watching hunting wives bizarre propositions.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Is that because there's no blow I got?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yeah, that's exactly why he wrote a book called The
Long Story.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Just does he seriously say he gets faint or did
you make that.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, feeling faint?
Speaker 9 (36:53):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Erect wow. Anyway, it's a lot of blood.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
He said he was rushing to get to work one day,
didn't see the exercise showered Sorry, wrong word. He didn't
see the excess shower gel in the tub because his
unit was the only thing in my eye line, so
I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of
the tub completely headfirst and crack my shoulder on the
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full on the hard floor. He sustained two fractures, which
left him an excruciating pain and forced him to wear
a sling around his arm.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Around his arm, I knew where you were going.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Follow up two things Tonight Dodgers taking on the Padres
at Dodger Stadium for Demon Slayer Hat giveaway first pitches
at seven o'clock. You can listen to all the games
on AM five seventy LA Sports live from the Galpin
Motors Broadcast booth. Stream all the games in HD on
the iHeart Radio AP use that keyword AM five seventy
LA Sports.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
And a reminder fry Thursday.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Thursday, We're going to be live at BJ's Restaurant and
brew House in Huntington Beach, kicking off our fall tour
if you will. BJ's Restaurant and brew House on Beach Boulevard,
very easy to get to right off the four or
five will be out there on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Next week.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
John Cobalt Show coming up next will be Monday Monday.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Stay driver, you've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
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