July 4, 2025 • 40 mins
#WHATSHAPPENING /Joey 'Jaws' Chestnut reclaims title in Famous hot dog eating contest. Elephants in Beverly Hills: 100 life-size sculptures raise awareness for wildlife coexistence. #Nine News Nuggets That You Need To Know!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to Welcome to the fourth of July, Yes Live show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Because we care enough to be here.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Than Jenny, I should have been a little weird litly,
But what did you think of Love Hotel? I don't
know if you watched it f now they or not,
but I thought it was all right. My biggest takeaway
is that Ashley is ans all right, thanks bye.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I felt like all of the women were a little
I love that you're taking very seriously, I am. I
felt like it was like the women were all a
little condescending, Like who do you producers think you can have?
Who you think you can just throw normal guys in
here with us, Like we're celebrities, we're big deals, and
(00:56):
you're gonna send you know, Bob from Michigan who doesn't
even watch the Housewives and know who I am, and
he's going to try to court me. Oh, bless your heart.
I got that vibe the whole time watching a Love Hotel.
Like Shannon Badore, who I adore from Orange County. She
was the only one who actually took her you know,
maybe relationship with the guy that she hooked up with
(01:18):
on on Love Hotel. Seriously, I think to a degree,
everyone else was just kind of like, oh, this is
so ridiculous. Let's just enjoy our vacation with our friends.
Who do these guys think they are that they would
ever have a chance with us?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Hell, which made me sad. What, that's an amazing concept.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's just like because that's what reality TV is. It's
like trashy, and that's like ultimate trashy.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But they were really exposed as people who think that
they're better than other just normal people who aren't on
reality TV. It was like glaring that they think they're
actual celebrities.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah, I mean in this age, I feel like they're
kind of hard, but like you know what I mean,
not at that, but like, no, you're right, yeah no,
because I watched Traders and all these other series of
like reality TV, and if I see people outside, I'll gasp,
you know, I'll be like, oh, snip, that's from and
that's celebrity ism.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Is yeah, yeah, it's it's you're right. It really the
word celebrity has changed to and capass like a whole
new group of people that you know, we just the
thing with reality TV is it's entertainment, right, I'm not
like looking up to somebody the way you'd look up
to an old Hollywood movie star, right, And even that
has its own problems of why would you look up
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to a movie star? But I don't know. I guess
it's just it's just I look to these shows for entertainment,
for a train wreck to watch, you know, and I
don't look up to these people's like big bright stars.
But who who knows. The thing that's good about reality
TV is it's it's supposed to be just like us.
You know, these are people that are just like us.
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And then they brought in like the glam squads and
people started reading their own reviews and they're just like, oh,
I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal, right, And
so now they bring in normal people and they just
when they think that they're better than the normal people,
it just comes off as kind of gross to me.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
That's fair. What else is going on? Time for What's happening?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Where is like my big patient cannot start soon enough?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
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One of the big deals today, of course, is going
to be President Trump celebrating the passage of his One
Big Beautiful Bill. He's got a ceremony planned for the
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White House today. Some of the Republicans members of Congress
who voted to pass it are expected to be there
as well.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Two o'clock our.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Time, I think, is the specific time that that ceremony
is going to take place.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
There are a lot of elephants that have descended upon
Beverly Hills, the Great Elephant Migration. Have you seen them?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I have, and I love them.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
One hundred life sized Indian elephant sculptures that line Santa
Monica Boulevard. They're supposed to highlight the need for human
wildlife coexistence.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Organized by a comp or a group called the Real
Elephant Collective, they're making their stop in Beverly Gardens Park
to raise money. It had a stop at Newport, Rhode Island,
went through New York City, Miami, Houston, Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Browning, Montana.
You know where Browning, Montana is don't you and then
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arrived here in Beverly Hills just a couple of days ago.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
They said.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Each sculpture is a replica of an actual, real wild elephant,
handmade by people who live alongside those elephants in South India,
made of a steel rebar frame wrapped in an invasive
weed from the forests of India.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Browning, Montana, is the headquarters of the Blackfeet Indian Reservation.
Blackfeet Indians are Montana's largest Indian tribe.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
The main attraction in Browning is the Museum of the
Planes Indian near the intersection of the two and the
eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Are those highways?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, Interstate or no? Maybe they are federal highways.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
These weather's going to be great today for Fourth of
July celebrations. No expectation of any clouds in any places,
But that does not necessarily mean that the air will
be good. The air quality alert goes into effect from
about five o'clock tonight through midnight on the fifth because
of the harmful levels of what they say of fine
particle pollution. I saw an article this morning that described
(05:50):
how quickly fireworks can ruin the air quality, which is
not a surprise. I don't know why anybody would be
surprised by that. But and you know, it's only a
couple of hours that the fine what is it fine
particle pollution exists because then it gets blown out of
here pretty quickly, but it skyrockets pardon the pun, over
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the course of a few hours this evening.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
So Amazon Prime Day, we know this has been extended
to four days. It'll start to Lie eighth and end
on the eleventh. But there's already a gas discount you
can take advantage of if you're a Prime member. Prime
members can get a dollar off per gallon at the
pump from July third to July sixth, So this applies
at more than seventy five hundred AMPM and BP gas
(06:40):
stations across the country. To get the discount, you got
to sign up for the BP Free Urnifi Rewards program,
which works at three BP owned gas station brands, and
then you go to Amazon dot COM's Fuel Savings page,
you link your Prime account to that BP account and
then you get the yap and boom the dollar discount.
(07:02):
Who's going to go through all of.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Those A lot of people, Well, it depends on the
dollars a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
If you're filling up you know, twenty gallon tank or
something like that, and you're saving that's you know, hell yeah.
I don't know how long it takes, but it's definitely
minimum wage at least for you to spend.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Some time.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Doing the running through the hoops just to get that thing,
particularly set up.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Kayln Jenner's been spotted on a coffee run. Kaitlyn Jenner
gritting through the loss of her longtime friend TMZ Wrights,
getting back out into the world after the ATV accident.
Spotted getting a grabbing a cup of coffee in Malibu yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Leave Caitlyn General alone, Yeah, seriously, I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
If they're making a big deal out of this, was
her closest friend or one of her closest friends, and
just leave her alone.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It is fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Joey Chestnut was back at the Nathan's famous Fourth of
July hot dog eating contest he skipped last year because
of the, of course, the contract disputes that were going on.
Joey chestnutt at the age of forty one, consumed seventy
and one half hot dogs in ten minutes, and that
does include buns. He fell short of his own record
(08:24):
of seventy six Wieners and buns set back in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
One Wieners and Buns.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
The defending woman champ in the women's division, Micky Pseudo
of Tampa, won her eleventh title. She was only able
to put down thirty three dogs.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Now, I was looking around yesterday at the fair with
my brother, the plumber, and after I put down a
funnel cake and a half corn dog, and I'm looking
around the ribs, and I'm looking around the giant turkey
legs and the brisket and the pulled pork over the
French fries, and I'm thinking it's gonna be a big day,
for a big weekend for plumbers.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Right, Yeah, this is probably just as good as the
weekend right after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I mean, I mean it's the number two weekend. Probably.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Okay, did you learn your jokes from Heather Ouch?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
At least I'm not high like Elmer. See that's my case.
You can't prove anything break.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
This is America. If Elma wants to get high, he
can get high. He served his country.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'm spreading rumors. Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Didn't say you are going to get high. I said,
if you wanted to.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You're not doing a lot to dispel the myth.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Here, Elmer, what you learned this week on The Gary
and Shannon Show is coming up, so leave us a
message a talkback messag to let us know what you
learned this week. We'll also talk a little bit about
the big fire that's burning up north and get into
some of your activities for the fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Kiana, Yes, I'm looking at the nuggets. They are a
little genital heavy and I love it. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Hey, everybody likes wieners on on fourth of July, don't they?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
And we have plenty.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
The bottom of the hour will get into what you
learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show, if anything,
but also the nine news nuggets you need to know
and as Shannon intimated, they are pretty genital heavy.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Have you looked at these?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, yeah, I'm a little ashamed of them. And I
actually here's what concerns me. Yeh, Kiana has really been
driven to kind of outdo herself, and I feel like
we've put that pressure on her and she's going to
get inundated with things like male leotard advertisements.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
She will.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
But make no mistake, we did not, you know, taint
Kana Kana.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yana tainted us.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
No, I wouldn't go that far. But she was not
a shrinking violet when she came to us.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's not like she didn't peruse penis stories on her
own from time to time.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That is a good point because I do remember this
would have been a couple of months ago. You said
something to the effect of, hey, we're not getting a
lot of penis stories in the in the news nuggets,
and she said, I got you.
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She didn't ask, well how do I find those? Or
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I just wanted to mention the story of the fire
that's burning out. This is considered the largest fire in
the state so far this year, the Madre Fire. The
California Interagency Incident Management Team eight assumes command of the
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fire tonight because this thing is getting out of control.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Los Padres National Forest.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Let's see fifty two thousand, five hundred plus acre and
as of this morning it was only at about ten
percent containment aircrews. Again, it is the Los Padres National Forest,
but the forest is kind of a stretch in terms
of the kind of landscape that this thing is burning
through a lot of grasslands. Even though they've got all
(13:17):
kinds of evacuation orders up, they're still only talking about
a couple of hundred potential structures in the area that
are threatened. Only right now fifty threatened. They said, at
least in those areas where the evacuation orders are in place.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
We've been asked, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Do you think we're gonna see BUCkies expand our way?
There was a BUCkies that just opened its first location
in Virginia. They say that they're expanding toward the Mason
Dixon line. People are learning all about what that beavers about.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I'm telling you BUCkies is an amazing, amazing place, right
and we're talking.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
About a bun with a thirteen hour smoked and barbecued brisket.
We're talking cream soda and a styrofoam cup.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
There's something is full of magic. There is something amazing
about a Bucky's. And there is a sign actually, if
you drive out the tent towards Palm Springs, there is
a BUCkies sign. Really, but instead of it saying like
BUCkies thirty miles, it says BUCkies thirteen hundred miles.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Because the closest one whatever is you know.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I mean just the selection of beef jerky.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Alone, yeah, and clothing. I mean it's a target.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Plus beaver nuggets. Don't sleep on the beaver nuggets.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
When my wife and daughter went to a Bucki's, they
came home with probably a Costco size box full of
stuff BUCkies branded stuff, pickled.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Quail eggs, homemade fudge, I'll stop it, Bucco's snack rings.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I think that people would pro test in California.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh yeah, because picture Trader Joe's. It's the opposite of that.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Hey, y'all, happy.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Fourth of July.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
It's truly listening to you all from Lake Havasu City,
not going on a lake.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's going to be an absolute s show.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
So we're barbecue and standard hamburgers.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
And hot dogs and having a cool day. Would be
able to have a great Fourth of July. Thank you
you too. Pool day. So Hello Gary and Shannon. Hello,
this is Chris from Nashville.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Chris Well, if she didn't get suspended before, she'll probably
get suspended now because she said midget like twenty seven
times and uh, that is offensive to little people. And
I should know I can say it because I'm not
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Y'all are great, have a good.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I did too. I thought that was going to be
the twist in that one. Chris in Nashville, if you
are a little person. Uh, prove it.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
No, he's not. He would have said he was. WHI
what do you mean? I mean he's like, I can
say it because I'm not on the radio. If he
was a little person, he'd say I can say it
because I'm a little person.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I still want proof.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That be fourth of July to Gary and Shannon from
Yawi KIONI glad to have you back, Shannon and you all,
you're the best.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
You know that.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Aloha, thank you, Aloha. I can hear the Hawaiian birds.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Send me your address, maybe we'll have lunch, said, send
me your address, maybe we'll have lunch.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Creepy, Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He had to show up at people's homes.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Gary, Well, I wouldn't just show up at the home
unless she sent me her address. You people make it
sound like I'm just gonna find her. Oh were you
people now?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Huh yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh wow? Teaming up against me? Oh cool?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh don't say cool cool. Somebody said that to to me.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Oh man, where was.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I I do that just to bother Oh h It
was at the bookstore the other night. Some guy asked
if we wanted a bag, and I was like, a
bag for three books? Well, thanks, we'll carry him, and
he said, cool cool, Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Sounds pretty cool?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
That's an inappropriate use of that cool cool like it
means like that's cool.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I know what it means. I'm just saying it seemed
very out of place for it.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Why.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I don't know. I just realized that that voice was mine.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You need a vacation.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Good lord, what you learned this week and our nine
news nuggets you need to know when we come back.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Relax over there, mister, Sorry, cool cool.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
On this fourth of July. Whether you are getting the
grill heated up, putting the final touches on the macaroni salad,
putting the vodka in the lemonade, whatever stage of the
day to celebrate America you are at. Thank you for
hanging out with us.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I love that those are different stages. Why can't they
all be done at the same time? They can, of
course they can. Yes, thank you for joining us on
a fourth of July when I think this may be.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
The first fourth of July that we've ever worked together. Really,
I think so. Like I said the other day you.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Fourth of July is usually a day that we take
off because we've been traveling. You don't like, you haven't
had to work on your birthday for a long time,
and you did yesterday. So and you know what, you
know what I heard yesterday from producer Michelle She was
very upset that she didn't get to, uh to decorate
for you.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh well, yeah, there were a lot of June birthdays,
weren't there.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
There were?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, I feel like that we had decorations up a
lot in Ja.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
It looked like a first grade classroom in here.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
My favorite is one it's uh decorated for John's birthday,
and everyone thinks that it's like a joke, like we're
gonna really get screw with John. We're going to decorate
for his birthday, piss him off, right. John loves that
SS like he was he was a child full of glee.
He's like, oh look at this and there's ay like
he was.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So pleased because I think he never got that, or
at least not to the death to this degree.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh, I think he nailed it, Freud.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
So thank you, Hey, Gary and Shannon. Happy fourth of July.
Jake out here in thousand Oaks.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Hey Jake working away installing people's internet so they can
listen to you guys on.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
The iHeartRadio app. Well, thank you. Then I'll go home
and barbecue a try tip and some corn. Have a good.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Fourth I want things I wish I was better at
cooking try Tip, but I have it all.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Hi, Gary and Channon. Happy fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yes, I'm on my way to work.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Do hair have a client leaving town tomorrow for three
weeks so she needs a Brazilian blowout. Can't pass up
the money and I'm not going to miss anything. So
thank you guys for being there. I hope you have
a great afternoon and I good evening.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
That is a good friend right there.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
That Toby Keith.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Oh, Toby Keith. Do you hear that? Elmer?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You gotta play Toby Keith. At some point we'll find
a spot for you to fit him in.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I guess literally no more spots.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Well, Elmer can make it happen.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, that We'll create a moment. That is a good friend.
That is going to do your hair on July fourth,
so that it'll be nice and fresh blow out for
your vacation.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Should I get one before I go?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
It will be a quick appointment.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
Okay, Happy birth the America. Have a very mother, Happy birthy,
happy birth the America. Happy mother Birthday, Happy fourth of July.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Everybody you go like that? Oh my gosh, so good.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Well listen, it was an interesting week, wouldn't you say? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Okay, I agree.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
So we asked what you learned this week on the
garyan Channon Show, just to see if there.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Was anything that might have stuck. Hey, guys, this is
this is.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
What I learned on the Gary and Shedding show. I
learned about a really great segment about brain surgery, how
they're increasing the latency between the brain and the mouth.
I learned about for breezing one's cockroach, well that sounds dirty,
and also about cuddle corners. But I really enjoyed the
(21:23):
brain thing you did Gary earlier in the week. Really
good subject.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
What it was?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
The brain thing that the implants that they're putting in
people's brains to help them otherwise nonverbal people speak.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
The latency, the time it takes for the brain to
make the mouth do something is much shorter now.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
So I sent you that story. You never thanked me
for all the stories I sent you while I was gone.
I sent you See there was something good in here,
wasn't there? Let me look back. I think I sent
you a story about oh, seven ways to feel good
(22:06):
get a feel good fix of hormone oxypen oxytocin, because
you like oxytocin, because you like those twenty second hugs.
I sent you that, sent you some other stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
You never said anything after I sent you my Speedo picture,
so or even.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Hey, guys, love the show.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Michael Orange County. I learned this week, while.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Mickey cohen son could make gin by the age of five,
Gary Sun could make peepee by the age of five
or just barely have a great day?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Gay, Okay, it was it was Mickey Cohen who was
making gin, not Mickey Cohen's son.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Just to clarify, and yes, my son's still working on it.
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
That prolonged naps and or naps that are taken in
the earlier part of the day maybe symptomatic of somebody
who does not get proper sleep, and as you know,
that leads to a higher mortality rate. So if you
know somebody who takes the naps in the earlier part
of the day. That could be a problem anyway. From Victoria,
British Columbia, I've invaded on the fourth of July. Oh,
(23:13):
y'all have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Thank you, Happy Independence Day.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And one more, one more that we learned this week
on The garyan Chantonshow hey.
Speaker 12 (23:20):
Kids, it's jeth and Encino and what I learned this
week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
And I had to figure it.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
Out for myself. Just the reason Gary and Tenon don't
have a best show is they're not on the air
together enough with all of and all of Gary's fantasy
baseball breaks, they're not on the air up to get
the content for our best of show.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
How many fantasy baseball breaks have I taken?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
We really do not take all of our vacation ever,
I know.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
But it's funny that people are keeping score like that.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Well, you know, I take it as a sign of love.
Like if they hated us, they'd be like, oh, thank god,
you're going on.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Vacation, right, that is the right attitude to have. You're
probably right.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, I hope so.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Well.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
There has been a lot going on this week, and
that's why we didn't get to all the stories we
wanted to because well it's just jam packed, so we
wanted to get some of the quirkier stories in our
nine news nuggets.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
You need to know. Here's our he's a nice word
for it, honorable mention. Honorable mention, not honor, serving with
you great and honorable.
Speaker 11 (24:41):
Most so, today we're holding auditions to become the newest
member of honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Okay, this would freak me out because you know, we
all know the story of Bouquette and the tsunami right
in Thailand, and just the ability of a tsunami to
strike and there be no warning is terrifying to think
of when you're at the beach. And this is what
happened in Portugal. It happened earlier this week along the
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Portuguese coast, and they say it was basically scenes from
one of those films of the Apocalypse, Essentially an ominous
cloud resembling a towering tidal wave that engulfed the Portuguese coach.
Beach goers were peepeeing their panties.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
As you would imagine, it looks fake, It looks like
it's an apocalypse just descending upon the beach first and
you would be the first to go. It looks like
the most massive roll of clouds coming in over the
over the cult over.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
The wind started.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, the wind started blowing super strong, very quickly. They
were calling it the scariest rise. And they'd ever seen
the contrasts with the silver lining from the clouds, the
darkness of the water very eerie.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Look like a photo of the black hole, they said.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Basically, it was the head of a thunderstorm that was
making its way through. Whether people call them arcus clouds
spectacular low level, long thin clouds associated with those with
those powerful thunderstorms. Sometimes you see them beneath cumulonimbus clouds,
but in this case there was nothing above it, so
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it was just blue sky and then this very weird
string of clouds coming onto the coast. Here's number nine,
number nine.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I did ninth place.
Speaker 8 (26:40):
If a cock's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's
dirty too, And.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
I speak nine languages yet nine basically everybody at table nine,
I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 6 (26:50):
And niner?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Did I catch a niner in there?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Where you're calling from Alwalkie talking.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Well?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
A bank robbery and Saginaw iss Saginaw, Michigan ended with
the death of a thirty one year old guy from Detroit.
He took a bank employee hostage in Saginaw Township and
he didn't have a gun, but they said he did
have a weapon. They haven't said exactly what the weapon was.
The police used a drone to lower a soda in
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a bag to this guy so that he would come out,
and then when he came out, they shot him.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
What kind of soda was it? Was it purple soda?
Was it blue soda?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Red?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Was it a red soda?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Twenty four ounce red Fago soda?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
And that's what got him to surrender.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Well, surrender is a strange word. The bullet, I think
is what got him to surrender. It was the reaching
for the Fago soda that caused him to be in
the line of said bullet.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's a good soda.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I don't know if I would agree. It's been around
for a long time.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Anybody hostage and then give yourself up over a soda,
they'd have to at least put some brisket in there
with you.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You know who's who made Fago famous? No insane clown posse.
Apparently it's a giant staple of the Juggalo lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh, I love a deep dive on the Juggalos, but
we don't have time today.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Too bad. Here's number. You're right, A.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Clive is bold every eight second listening to eight different
bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
This is pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Little brown bear and by little eight hundred pounds brown
bear at the Lake Superior Zoo in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I didn't know you could do a dental work on
a brown bear, but here we are. It is a
first of its kind procedure for a bear. We're talking
about an eight hundred pound tun draw that was put
under sedation to be fitted with a new crown, the
largest dental crown ever created.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
They said the titanium alloy crown was made by Creature
Crowns of Post Falls, Idaho, which a guess does animal dentistry,
and that they are going to write a full research
paper on this and publish it in the Journal of
Veterinary Dentistry. I got to get my subscription updated to that.
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I think I let it lapse.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I mean, do they need another way to break you
over the coals financially with your pet?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
The dental crowns? Good lord, No, it's also not an
eight hundred pound bear. But here's number seven.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
The seventh son of the seventh son. We're on with
seven day.
Speaker 11 (29:56):
Seven A seven years of college started seven.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
S d well Rats in New York City go hand
in hand, right, there was pizza, rats, smoking rat, fancy rat.
There's all sorts of rats that have gained notoriety on
the streets of New York City. Well why not make
money off of it. There is a person who is
talented when it comes to luring rats out of the
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crevasses of the city's sidewalks. And this person is now
making money off of taking visitors on guided rat tours
to the rodent hotspots of New York City.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Suzanne Riseman is leader of Garbage and Rats Walking Tour.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
She looks like a little rat, doesn't she? And I
say that in the nicest way.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Well, she also wears fuzzy little rat ears that are
probably Disney's probably going to come call in and tell
her to knock it off.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
But here's number six. I got six, you got six,
she got six six. There's six more weeks of winter.
Picture of me a rabbi and six drunk and longshomny.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
We just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I don't have to die sick down, drink another six pack.
Speaker 11 (31:08):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Well, this is good news.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
The perfect male body type.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, forget about the chiseled abs, the ultraline physiques. Researchers
have found that dad bods are actually the gold standard
for male attractiveness.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, where is this coming from?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
The study involved two hundred and eighty three participants from China,
Lithuania and the UK. Each person shown fifteen black and
white photos of men with different body mass in disease,
including BMIs from twenty to thirty four. Faces were blurred
so you didn't get distracted by the handsome face and
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you're just doing body shape, and then asked to rank
the images from least to most attractive, and they said
the results showed the most appealing male bodies had a
BMI between twenty three and twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
That I'm looking at the body mass and I'm looking
at the picture of just the body sizes, and I agree.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh, you're gonna tell me you didn't agree.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
No, I agree with that healthy BMI for adults falls
between eighteen and twenty five, and if you're between twenty
five and thirty you're considered overweight. So they said the
most attractive bodies were not those who were skinny or
even very lean, but those with a few extra pounds
to kind of round it out a little bit, soften
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it up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
All right. If you've ever well, let's just go straight
to number five.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
If you've ever what five? I have five rules. We
begin bombing five. Little month is five point five five
a favorite? Loose five pounds immediately. What are you going
to say? If you've ever.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
So, if you've ever heard of a semen allergy, it
is absolutely real. It's called sph seminole plasma hypersensitivity, and
it's a rare reaction of proteins found in male spermatic fluid.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Okay, all right, it's a.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Type one hypersensitivity. It is characterized by a rapid exaggerated
immune response to an allergen. It put, it's basically in
the same category as peanuts and pet dander. Say that
first part again, peanuts got it peanuts right. So for
those afflicted, reactions to exposure to said fluids run the
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gamut burning, itching, redness, swelling, swelling, shortness of breath, dizziness,
even anaphylactic shock, that seems.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
That seems a little aggressive, that seems I.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Don't want to believe in it, do you?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Is it made up?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
It's not, it's real. Number four, number.
Speaker 9 (34:01):
Four minutes, probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now four.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
This isn't the same world you left four years Oh boy? Uh,
well you handle this one.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
When I got my email from Hui Hua sorry, y
e Wah Daily, they reported an unusual case of a
man from Hunan Province in China that showed up to
the Hunan Medical University with a pale face, sweating profusely
and complaining of stomach pain. So they do a CT
scan and they show a foreign object that may have
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pierced his stomach and ended up in an abdominal cavity.
The man's abdomen was already very stiff, hard as a board,
and fearing potentially fatal partonitis, doctors performed laparoscopic surgery, which
they drill a little hole and stick a little camera
in there and see what's going on and guess what.
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They weren't the only ones exploring the guy's abdomen.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
They found.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
They found a live eel swimming in his abdomen. Stop
it had trilled through the intestinal wall and was swimming
in the abdominal cavity, which was at risk of becoming
highly infected if not treated immediately. The surgeon was able
to use a clamp, grab and remove the eel suiture
the hole in the sigmoid colon flushed the abdominal cavity
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with saline to minimize the risk of infection. After the surgery,
he recovered and was discharged from the hospital.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Oh God, so.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Many words you said are awful, just awful? And how
does the deal swim? Oh my god? Did you ever
have you ever have swamp crotch? Here's number three.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Three shall be.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
The number count and the number of the counting shall
be three.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Fight were dead within three hours.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Three security clearance level three, all.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Three of you three. I got all three you guys
your natal born live. After that three days they both
start to stink it three.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
It's a bad day if TSA pulls you over for
your smelly groin area. And that is what happened.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
So one traveler on Reddit said, I flew for the
first time in fifteen years this week. Both airports flagged
my crotch at the arms up scanner.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Ooh the the woman describes herself as a mid sized
adult woman, about five eight one and seventy pounds, wearing
bike shorts and normal underwear.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, she says, there's nothing going on down there. There's
no piercings, there's no medical devices. Her pockets were empty,
and she said, last time this happened, the TSA agent
said something unnerving like swamp rot or swamp crotch or
something similarly embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Oh that's off swamp, Oh my god, crotch rod.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Also, let's let's let's push back on the bike shorts
for travel.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Okay, agree, here's number two. What's going.
Speaker 7 (37:15):
Pole.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
The underwear brand shin Sty, I think is how you
say it? I get their catalog. It's hilarious. They have
some very funny stuff. They have approached. American track a
star Chris now a star Chris Robinson. He was at
the Golden Spike Ostrava on June twenty fourth in Chechia
and his manhood completely fell out of his shorts. They
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he attempted to adjustice shorts several times during the race,
but you don't stop when that's happening.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well, see, this is why maybe that woman with the
swamp crotch wore her bike shorts to the airport to
avoid this mishap.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
To a wait her penis falling out.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I don't know what she has in there. If he
was wearing bike shorts, maybe his manhood would have stayed put.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
They contacted Chris Robinson to see whether he's going to
model the new Magnum Pouch Ball Hammock underwear.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I never want to hear you say those words again.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Here's number one, weird, number one, number one. We're number one, ben.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Numbnumber one, number one, number one.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
He says that penis is unrecognizable.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, but I would. I can't even imagine what that.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
His name's Carl car. He was trying to get his
BMW into his garage, but was struggling to reverse the vehicles,
so he put on the handbreak and got out of
the car. Well Ever, once he was out of the car,
it started rolling down the ramp. It was it started
rolling down the ramp towards him. He tried to stop
it with his hands and the car crushed him against
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a wall. And it looks like the penis took the
brunt of the forest.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
There.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
He was in the hospital for a week, and he
suffered soft tissue damage to his groin and pulvic area.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
He said, my man, bits were smashed to bits. They
were swollen, they were black and blue, and they were
unrecognizable in one bit. I don't know if that work
or function because the area is very painful and sore,
but still, but I think it'll be okay.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Ough.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Oh man, he looks so he looks like such a
nice guy in his video, and he's wearing a Garfield
T shirt.
Speaker 10 (39:38):
Happy birth the America, have a very mother. Happy birthy,
Happy birth the America. Happy Birthday.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Happy for the July everybody, Hey, tell your mom. I said, Hi,
I will you have.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
The best trip, have a wonderful time.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Relax, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Remember you don't need to control everything. You can just
enjoy the sun and pay.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Attention to our Instagram account for those speedo updates.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Oh you know what? You have your own for that.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
No, I don't, all right. The John Cobell Show is
coming up next. We'll see you, We'll see you.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Stay dry.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to Welcome to the fourth of July, Yes Live show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Because we care enough to be here.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Than Jenny, I should have been a little weird litly,
But what did you think of Love Hotel? I don't
know if you watched it f now they or not,
but I thought it was all right. My biggest takeaway
is that Ashley is ans all right, thanks bye.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I felt like all of the women were a little
I love that you're taking very seriously, I am. I
felt like it was like the women were all a
little condescending, Like who do you producers think you can have?
Who you think you can just throw normal guys in
here with us, Like we're celebrities, we're big deals, and
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you're gonna send you know, Bob from Michigan who doesn't
even watch the Housewives and know who I am, and
he's going to try to court me. Oh, bless your heart.
I got that vibe the whole time watching a Love Hotel.
Like Shannon Badore, who I adore from Orange County. She
was the only one who actually took her you know,
maybe relationship with the guy that she hooked up with
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on on Love Hotel. Seriously, I think to a degree,
everyone else was just kind of like, oh, this is
so ridiculous. Let's just enjoy our vacation with our friends.
Who do these guys think they are that they would
ever have a chance with us?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Hell, which made me sad. What, that's an amazing concept.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's just like because that's what reality TV is. It's
like trashy, and that's like ultimate trashy.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But they were really exposed as people who think that
they're better than other just normal people who aren't on
reality TV. It was like glaring that they think they're
actual celebrities.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah, I mean in this age, I feel like they're
kind of hard, but like you know what I mean,
not at that, but like, no, you're right, yeah no,
because I watched Traders and all these other series of
like reality TV, and if I see people outside, I'll gasp,
you know, I'll be like, oh, snip, that's from and
that's celebrity ism.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Is yeah, yeah, it's it's you're right. It really the
word celebrity has changed to and capass like a whole
new group of people that you know, we just the
thing with reality TV is it's entertainment, right, I'm not
like looking up to somebody the way you'd look up
to an old Hollywood movie star, right, And even that
has its own problems of why would you look up
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to a movie star? But I don't know. I guess
it's just it's just I look to these shows for entertainment,
for a train wreck to watch, you know, and I
don't look up to these people's like big bright stars.
But who who knows. The thing that's good about reality
TV is it's it's supposed to be just like us.
You know, these are people that are just like us.
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And then they brought in like the glam squads and
people started reading their own reviews and they're just like, oh,
I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal, right, And
so now they bring in normal people and they just
when they think that they're better than the normal people,
it just comes off as kind of gross to me.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
That's fair. What else is going on? Time for What's happening?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Where is like my big patient cannot start soon enough?
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One of the big deals today, of course, is going
to be President Trump celebrating the passage of his One
Big Beautiful Bill. He's got a ceremony planned for the
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White House today. Some of the Republicans members of Congress
who voted to pass it are expected to be there
as well.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Two o'clock our.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Time, I think, is the specific time that that ceremony
is going to take place.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
There are a lot of elephants that have descended upon
Beverly Hills, the Great Elephant Migration. Have you seen them?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I have, and I love them.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
One hundred life sized Indian elephant sculptures that line Santa
Monica Boulevard. They're supposed to highlight the need for human
wildlife coexistence.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Organized by a comp or a group called the Real
Elephant Collective, they're making their stop in Beverly Gardens Park
to raise money. It had a stop at Newport, Rhode Island,
went through New York City, Miami, Houston, Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Browning, Montana.
You know where Browning, Montana is don't you and then
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arrived here in Beverly Hills just a couple of days ago.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
They said.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Each sculpture is a replica of an actual, real wild elephant,
handmade by people who live alongside those elephants in South India,
made of a steel rebar frame wrapped in an invasive
weed from the forests of India.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Browning, Montana, is the headquarters of the Blackfeet Indian Reservation.
Blackfeet Indians are Montana's largest Indian tribe.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
The main attraction in Browning is the Museum of the
Planes Indian near the intersection of the two and the
eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Are those highways?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, Interstate or no? Maybe they are federal highways.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
These weather's going to be great today for Fourth of
July celebrations. No expectation of any clouds in any places,
But that does not necessarily mean that the air will
be good. The air quality alert goes into effect from
about five o'clock tonight through midnight on the fifth because
of the harmful levels of what they say of fine
particle pollution. I saw an article this morning that described
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how quickly fireworks can ruin the air quality, which is
not a surprise. I don't know why anybody would be
surprised by that. But and you know, it's only a
couple of hours that the fine what is it fine
particle pollution exists because then it gets blown out of
here pretty quickly, but it skyrockets pardon the pun, over
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the course of a few hours this evening.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
So Amazon Prime Day, we know this has been extended
to four days. It'll start to Lie eighth and end
on the eleventh. But there's already a gas discount you
can take advantage of if you're a Prime member. Prime
members can get a dollar off per gallon at the
pump from July third to July sixth, So this applies
at more than seventy five hundred AMPM and BP gas
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stations across the country. To get the discount, you got
to sign up for the BP Free Urnifi Rewards program,
which works at three BP owned gas station brands, and
then you go to Amazon dot COM's Fuel Savings page,
you link your Prime account to that BP account and
then you get the yap and boom the dollar discount.
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Who's going to go through all of.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Those A lot of people, Well, it depends on the
dollars a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
If you're filling up you know, twenty gallon tank or
something like that, and you're saving that's you know, hell yeah.
I don't know how long it takes, but it's definitely
minimum wage at least for you to spend.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Some time.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Doing the running through the hoops just to get that thing,
particularly set up.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Kayln Jenner's been spotted on a coffee run. Kaitlyn Jenner
gritting through the loss of her longtime friend TMZ Wrights,
getting back out into the world after the ATV accident.
Spotted getting a grabbing a cup of coffee in Malibu yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Leave Caitlyn General alone, Yeah, seriously, I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
If they're making a big deal out of this, was
her closest friend or one of her closest friends, and
just leave her alone.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It is fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Joey Chestnut was back at the Nathan's famous Fourth of
July hot dog eating contest he skipped last year because
of the, of course, the contract disputes that were going on.
Joey chestnutt at the age of forty one, consumed seventy
and one half hot dogs in ten minutes, and that
does include buns. He fell short of his own record
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of seventy six Wieners and buns set back in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
One Wieners and Buns.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
The defending woman champ in the women's division, Micky Pseudo
of Tampa, won her eleventh title. She was only able
to put down thirty three dogs.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Now, I was looking around yesterday at the fair with
my brother, the plumber, and after I put down a
funnel cake and a half corn dog, and I'm looking
around the ribs, and I'm looking around the giant turkey
legs and the brisket and the pulled pork over the
French fries, and I'm thinking it's gonna be a big day,
for a big weekend for plumbers.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Right, Yeah, this is probably just as good as the
weekend right after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I mean, I mean it's the number two weekend. Probably.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Okay, did you learn your jokes from Heather Ouch?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
At least I'm not high like Elmer. See that's my case.
You can't prove anything break.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
This is America. If Elma wants to get high, he
can get high. He served his country.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'm spreading rumors. Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Didn't say you are going to get high. I said,
if you wanted to.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You're not doing a lot to dispel the myth.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Here, Elmer, what you learned this week on The Gary
and Shannon Show is coming up, so leave us a
message a talkback messag to let us know what you
learned this week. We'll also talk a little bit about
the big fire that's burning up north and get into
some of your activities for the fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Kiana, Yes, I'm looking at the nuggets. They are a
little genital heavy and I love it. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Hey, everybody likes wieners on on fourth of July, don't they?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
And we have plenty.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
The bottom of the hour will get into what you
learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show, if anything,
but also the nine news nuggets you need to know
and as Shannon intimated, they are pretty genital heavy.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Have you looked at these?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, yeah, I'm a little ashamed of them. And I
actually here's what concerns me. Yeh, Kiana has really been
driven to kind of outdo herself, and I feel like
we've put that pressure on her and she's going to
get inundated with things like male leotard advertisements.
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She will.
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But make no mistake, we did not, you know, taint
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Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yana tainted us.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
No, I wouldn't go that far. But she was not
a shrinking violet when she came to us.
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That's true.
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It's not like she didn't peruse penis stories on her
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That is a good point because I do remember this
would have been a couple of months ago. You said
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lot of penis stories in the in the news nuggets,
and she said, I got you.
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She didn't ask, well how do I find those? Or
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I just wanted to mention the story of the fire
that's burning out. This is considered the largest fire in
the state so far this year, the Madre Fire. The
California Interagency Incident Management Team eight assumes command of the
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fire tonight because this thing is getting out of control.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Los Padres National Forest.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Let's see fifty two thousand, five hundred plus acre and
as of this morning it was only at about ten
percent containment aircrews. Again, it is the Los Padres National Forest,
but the forest is kind of a stretch in terms
of the kind of landscape that this thing is burning
through a lot of grasslands. Even though they've got all
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kinds of evacuation orders up, they're still only talking about
a couple of hundred potential structures in the area that
are threatened. Only right now fifty threatened. They said, at
least in those areas where the evacuation orders are in place.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
We've been asked, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Do you think we're gonna see BUCkies expand our way?
There was a BUCkies that just opened its first location
in Virginia. They say that they're expanding toward the Mason
Dixon line. People are learning all about what that beavers about.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I'm telling you BUCkies is an amazing, amazing place, right
and we're talking.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
About a bun with a thirteen hour smoked and barbecued brisket.
We're talking cream soda and a styrofoam cup.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
There's something is full of magic. There is something amazing
about a Bucky's. And there is a sign actually, if
you drive out the tent towards Palm Springs, there is
a BUCkies sign. Really, but instead of it saying like
BUCkies thirty miles, it says BUCkies thirteen hundred miles.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Because the closest one whatever is you know.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I mean just the selection of beef jerky.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Alone, yeah, and clothing. I mean it's a target.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Plus beaver nuggets. Don't sleep on the beaver nuggets.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
When my wife and daughter went to a Bucki's, they
came home with probably a Costco size box full of
stuff BUCkies branded stuff, pickled.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Quail eggs, homemade fudge, I'll stop it, Bucco's snack rings.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I think that people would pro test in California.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh yeah, because picture Trader Joe's. It's the opposite of that.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Hey, y'all, happy.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Fourth of July.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
It's truly listening to you all from Lake Havasu City,
not going on a lake.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's going to be an absolute s show.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
So we're barbecue and standard hamburgers.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
And hot dogs and having a cool day. Would be
able to have a great Fourth of July. Thank you
you too. Pool day. So Hello Gary and Shannon. Hello,
this is Chris from Nashville.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Chris Well, if she didn't get suspended before, she'll probably
get suspended now because she said midget like twenty seven
times and uh, that is offensive to little people. And
I should know I can say it because I'm not
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Y'all are great, have a good.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I did too. I thought that was going to be
the twist in that one. Chris in Nashville, if you
are a little person. Uh, prove it.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
No, he's not. He would have said he was. WHI
what do you mean? I mean he's like, I can
say it because I'm not on the radio. If he
was a little person, he'd say I can say it
because I'm a little person.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I still want proof.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That be fourth of July to Gary and Shannon from
Yawi KIONI glad to have you back, Shannon and you all,
you're the best.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
You know that.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Aloha, thank you, Aloha. I can hear the Hawaiian birds.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Send me your address, maybe we'll have lunch, said, send
me your address, maybe we'll have lunch.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Creepy, Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He had to show up at people's homes.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Gary, Well, I wouldn't just show up at the home
unless she sent me her address. You people make it
sound like I'm just gonna find her. Oh were you
people now?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Huh yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh wow? Teaming up against me? Oh cool?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh don't say cool cool. Somebody said that to to me.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Oh man, where was.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I I do that just to bother Oh h It
was at the bookstore the other night. Some guy asked
if we wanted a bag, and I was like, a
bag for three books? Well, thanks, we'll carry him, and
he said, cool cool, Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Sounds pretty cool?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
That's an inappropriate use of that cool cool like it
means like that's cool.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I know what it means. I'm just saying it seemed
very out of place for it.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Why.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I don't know. I just realized that that voice was mine.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You need a vacation.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Good lord, what you learned this week and our nine
news nuggets you need to know when we come back.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Relax over there, mister, Sorry, cool cool.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
On this fourth of July. Whether you are getting the
grill heated up, putting the final touches on the macaroni salad,
putting the vodka in the lemonade, whatever stage of the
day to celebrate America you are at. Thank you for
hanging out with us.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I love that those are different stages. Why can't they
all be done at the same time? They can, of
course they can. Yes, thank you for joining us on
a fourth of July when I think this may be.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
The first fourth of July that we've ever worked together. Really,
I think so. Like I said the other day you.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Fourth of July is usually a day that we take
off because we've been traveling. You don't like, you haven't
had to work on your birthday for a long time,
and you did yesterday. So and you know what, you
know what I heard yesterday from producer Michelle She was
very upset that she didn't get to, uh to decorate
for you.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh well, yeah, there were a lot of June birthdays,
weren't there.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
There were?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, I feel like that we had decorations up a
lot in Ja.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
It looked like a first grade classroom in here.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
My favorite is one it's uh decorated for John's birthday,
and everyone thinks that it's like a joke, like we're
gonna really get screw with John. We're going to decorate
for his birthday, piss him off, right. John loves that
SS like he was he was a child full of glee.
He's like, oh look at this and there's ay like
he was.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So pleased because I think he never got that, or
at least not to the death to this degree.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh, I think he nailed it, Freud.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
So thank you, Hey, Gary and Shannon. Happy fourth of July.
Jake out here in thousand Oaks.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Hey Jake working away installing people's internet so they can
listen to you guys on.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
The iHeartRadio app. Well, thank you. Then I'll go home
and barbecue a try tip and some corn. Have a good.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Fourth I want things I wish I was better at
cooking try Tip, but I have it all.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Hi, Gary and Channon. Happy fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yes, I'm on my way to work.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Do hair have a client leaving town tomorrow for three
weeks so she needs a Brazilian blowout. Can't pass up
the money and I'm not going to miss anything. So
thank you guys for being there. I hope you have
a great afternoon and I good evening.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
That is a good friend right there.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
That Toby Keith.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Oh, Toby Keith. Do you hear that? Elmer?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You gotta play Toby Keith. At some point we'll find
a spot for you to fit him in.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I guess literally no more spots.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Well, Elmer can make it happen.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, that We'll create a moment. That is a good friend.
That is going to do your hair on July fourth,
so that it'll be nice and fresh blow out for
your vacation.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Should I get one before I go?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
It will be a quick appointment.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
Okay, Happy birth the America. Have a very mother, Happy birthy,
happy birth the America. Happy mother Birthday, Happy fourth of July.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Everybody you go like that? Oh my gosh, so good.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Well listen, it was an interesting week, wouldn't you say? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Okay, I agree.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
So we asked what you learned this week on the
garyan Channon Show, just to see if there.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Was anything that might have stuck. Hey, guys, this is
this is.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
What I learned on the Gary and Shedding show. I
learned about a really great segment about brain surgery, how
they're increasing the latency between the brain and the mouth.
I learned about for breezing one's cockroach, well that sounds dirty,
and also about cuddle corners. But I really enjoyed the
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brain thing you did Gary earlier in the week. Really
good subject.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
What it was?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
The brain thing that the implants that they're putting in
people's brains to help them otherwise nonverbal people speak.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
The latency, the time it takes for the brain to
make the mouth do something is much shorter now.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
So I sent you that story. You never thanked me
for all the stories I sent you while I was gone.
I sent you See there was something good in here,
wasn't there? Let me look back. I think I sent
you a story about oh, seven ways to feel good
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get a feel good fix of hormone oxypen oxytocin, because
you like oxytocin, because you like those twenty second hugs.
I sent you that, sent you some other stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
You never said anything after I sent you my Speedo picture,
so or even.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Hey, guys, love the show.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Michael Orange County. I learned this week, while.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Mickey cohen son could make gin by the age of five,
Gary Sun could make peepee by the age of five
or just barely have a great day?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Gay, Okay, it was it was Mickey Cohen who was
making gin, not Mickey Cohen's son.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Just to clarify, and yes, my son's still working on it.
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
That prolonged naps and or naps that are taken in
the earlier part of the day maybe symptomatic of somebody
who does not get proper sleep, and as you know,
that leads to a higher mortality rate. So if you
know somebody who takes the naps in the earlier part
of the day. That could be a problem anyway. From Victoria,
British Columbia, I've invaded on the fourth of July. Oh,
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y'all have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Thank you, Happy Independence Day.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And one more, one more that we learned this week
on The garyan Chantonshow hey.
Speaker 12 (23:20):
Kids, it's jeth and Encino and what I learned this
week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
And I had to figure it.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
Out for myself. Just the reason Gary and Tenon don't
have a best show is they're not on the air
together enough with all of and all of Gary's fantasy
baseball breaks, they're not on the air up to get
the content for our best of show.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
How many fantasy baseball breaks have I taken?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
We really do not take all of our vacation ever,
I know.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
But it's funny that people are keeping score like that.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Well, you know, I take it as a sign of love.
Like if they hated us, they'd be like, oh, thank god,
you're going on.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Vacation, right, that is the right attitude to have. You're
probably right.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, I hope so.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Well.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
There has been a lot going on this week, and
that's why we didn't get to all the stories we
wanted to because well it's just jam packed, so we
wanted to get some of the quirkier stories in our
nine news nuggets.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
You need to know. Here's our he's a nice word
for it, honorable mention. Honorable mention, not honor, serving with
you great and honorable.
Speaker 11 (24:41):
Most so, today we're holding auditions to become the newest
member of honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Okay, this would freak me out because you know, we
all know the story of Bouquette and the tsunami right
in Thailand, and just the ability of a tsunami to
strike and there be no warning is terrifying to think
of when you're at the beach. And this is what
happened in Portugal. It happened earlier this week along the
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Portuguese coast, and they say it was basically scenes from
one of those films of the Apocalypse, Essentially an ominous
cloud resembling a towering tidal wave that engulfed the Portuguese coach.
Beach goers were peepeeing their panties.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
As you would imagine, it looks fake, It looks like
it's an apocalypse just descending upon the beach first and
you would be the first to go. It looks like
the most massive roll of clouds coming in over the
over the cult over.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
The wind started.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, the wind started blowing super strong, very quickly. They
were calling it the scariest rise. And they'd ever seen
the contrasts with the silver lining from the clouds, the
darkness of the water very eerie.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Look like a photo of the black hole, they said.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Basically, it was the head of a thunderstorm that was
making its way through. Whether people call them arcus clouds
spectacular low level, long thin clouds associated with those with
those powerful thunderstorms. Sometimes you see them beneath cumulonimbus clouds,
but in this case there was nothing above it, so
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it was just blue sky and then this very weird
string of clouds coming onto the coast. Here's number nine,
number nine.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I did ninth place.
Speaker 8 (26:40):
If a cock's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's
dirty too, And.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
I speak nine languages yet nine basically everybody at table nine,
I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 6 (26:50):
And niner?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Did I catch a niner in there?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Where you're calling from Alwalkie talking.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Well?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
A bank robbery and Saginaw iss Saginaw, Michigan ended with
the death of a thirty one year old guy from Detroit.
He took a bank employee hostage in Saginaw Township and
he didn't have a gun, but they said he did
have a weapon. They haven't said exactly what the weapon was.
The police used a drone to lower a soda in
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a bag to this guy so that he would come out,
and then when he came out, they shot him.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
What kind of soda was it? Was it purple soda?
Was it blue soda?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Red?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Was it a red soda?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Twenty four ounce red Fago soda?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
And that's what got him to surrender.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Well, surrender is a strange word. The bullet, I think
is what got him to surrender. It was the reaching
for the Fago soda that caused him to be in
the line of said bullet.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's a good soda.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I don't know if I would agree. It's been around
for a long time.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Anybody hostage and then give yourself up over a soda,
they'd have to at least put some brisket in there
with you.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You know who's who made Fago famous? No insane clown posse.
Apparently it's a giant staple of the Juggalo lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh, I love a deep dive on the Juggalos, but
we don't have time today.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Too bad. Here's number. You're right, A.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Clive is bold every eight second listening to eight different
bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
This is pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Little brown bear and by little eight hundred pounds brown
bear at the Lake Superior Zoo in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I didn't know you could do a dental work on
a brown bear, but here we are. It is a
first of its kind procedure for a bear. We're talking
about an eight hundred pound tun draw that was put
under sedation to be fitted with a new crown, the
largest dental crown ever created.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
They said the titanium alloy crown was made by Creature
Crowns of Post Falls, Idaho, which a guess does animal dentistry,
and that they are going to write a full research
paper on this and publish it in the Journal of
Veterinary Dentistry. I got to get my subscription updated to that.
(29:33):
I think I let it lapse.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I mean, do they need another way to break you
over the coals financially with your pet?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
The dental crowns? Good lord, No, it's also not an
eight hundred pound bear. But here's number seven.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
The seventh son of the seventh son. We're on with
seven day.
Speaker 11 (29:56):
Seven A seven years of college started seven.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
S d well Rats in New York City go hand
in hand, right, there was pizza, rats, smoking rat, fancy rat.
There's all sorts of rats that have gained notoriety on
the streets of New York City. Well why not make
money off of it. There is a person who is
talented when it comes to luring rats out of the
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crevasses of the city's sidewalks. And this person is now
making money off of taking visitors on guided rat tours
to the rodent hotspots of New York City.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Suzanne Riseman is leader of Garbage and Rats Walking Tour.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
She looks like a little rat, doesn't she? And I
say that in the nicest way.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Well, she also wears fuzzy little rat ears that are
probably Disney's probably going to come call in and tell
her to knock it off.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
But here's number six. I got six, you got six,
she got six six. There's six more weeks of winter.
Picture of me a rabbi and six drunk and longshomny.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
We just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I don't have to die sick down, drink another six pack.
Speaker 11 (31:08):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Well, this is good news.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
The perfect male body type.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, forget about the chiseled abs, the ultraline physiques. Researchers
have found that dad bods are actually the gold standard
for male attractiveness.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, where is this coming from?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
The study involved two hundred and eighty three participants from China,
Lithuania and the UK. Each person shown fifteen black and
white photos of men with different body mass in disease,
including BMIs from twenty to thirty four. Faces were blurred
so you didn't get distracted by the handsome face and
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you're just doing body shape, and then asked to rank
the images from least to most attractive, and they said
the results showed the most appealing male bodies had a
BMI between twenty three and twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
That I'm looking at the body mass and I'm looking
at the picture of just the body sizes, and I agree.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh, you're gonna tell me you didn't agree.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
No, I agree with that healthy BMI for adults falls
between eighteen and twenty five, and if you're between twenty
five and thirty you're considered overweight. So they said the
most attractive bodies were not those who were skinny or
even very lean, but those with a few extra pounds
to kind of round it out a little bit, soften
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it up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
All right. If you've ever well, let's just go straight
to number five.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
If you've ever what five? I have five rules. We
begin bombing five. Little month is five point five five
a favorite? Loose five pounds immediately. What are you going
to say? If you've ever.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
So, if you've ever heard of a semen allergy, it
is absolutely real. It's called sph seminole plasma hypersensitivity, and
it's a rare reaction of proteins found in male spermatic fluid.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Okay, all right, it's a.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Type one hypersensitivity. It is characterized by a rapid exaggerated
immune response to an allergen. It put, it's basically in
the same category as peanuts and pet dander. Say that
first part again, peanuts got it peanuts right. So for
those afflicted, reactions to exposure to said fluids run the
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gamut burning, itching, redness, swelling, swelling, shortness of breath, dizziness,
even anaphylactic shock, that seems.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
That seems a little aggressive, that seems I.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Don't want to believe in it, do you?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Is it made up?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
It's not, it's real. Number four, number.
Speaker 9 (34:01):
Four minutes, probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now four.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
This isn't the same world you left four years Oh boy? Uh,
well you handle this one.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
When I got my email from Hui Hua sorry, y
e Wah Daily, they reported an unusual case of a
man from Hunan Province in China that showed up to
the Hunan Medical University with a pale face, sweating profusely
and complaining of stomach pain. So they do a CT
scan and they show a foreign object that may have
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pierced his stomach and ended up in an abdominal cavity.
The man's abdomen was already very stiff, hard as a board,
and fearing potentially fatal partonitis, doctors performed laparoscopic surgery, which
they drill a little hole and stick a little camera
in there and see what's going on and guess what.
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They weren't the only ones exploring the guy's abdomen.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
They found.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
They found a live eel swimming in his abdomen. Stop
it had trilled through the intestinal wall and was swimming
in the abdominal cavity, which was at risk of becoming
highly infected if not treated immediately. The surgeon was able
to use a clamp, grab and remove the eel suiture
the hole in the sigmoid colon flushed the abdominal cavity
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with saline to minimize the risk of infection. After the surgery,
he recovered and was discharged from the hospital.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Oh God, so.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Many words you said are awful, just awful? And how
does the deal swim? Oh my god? Did you ever
have you ever have swamp crotch? Here's number three.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Three shall be.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
The number count and the number of the counting shall
be three.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Fight were dead within three hours.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Three security clearance level three, all.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Three of you three. I got all three you guys
your natal born live. After that three days they both
start to stink it three.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
It's a bad day if TSA pulls you over for
your smelly groin area. And that is what happened.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
So one traveler on Reddit said, I flew for the
first time in fifteen years this week. Both airports flagged
my crotch at the arms up scanner.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Ooh the the woman describes herself as a mid sized
adult woman, about five eight one and seventy pounds, wearing
bike shorts and normal underwear.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, she says, there's nothing going on down there. There's
no piercings, there's no medical devices. Her pockets were empty,
and she said, last time this happened, the TSA agent
said something unnerving like swamp rot or swamp crotch or
something similarly embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Oh that's off swamp, Oh my god, crotch rod.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Also, let's let's let's push back on the bike shorts
for travel.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Okay, agree, here's number two. What's going.
Speaker 7 (37:15):
Pole.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
The underwear brand shin Sty, I think is how you
say it? I get their catalog. It's hilarious. They have
some very funny stuff. They have approached. American track a
star Chris now a star Chris Robinson. He was at
the Golden Spike Ostrava on June twenty fourth in Chechia
and his manhood completely fell out of his shorts. They
(37:46):
he attempted to adjustice shorts several times during the race,
but you don't stop when that's happening.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well, see, this is why maybe that woman with the
swamp crotch wore her bike shorts to the airport to
avoid this mishap.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
To a wait her penis falling out.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I don't know what she has in there. If he
was wearing bike shorts, maybe his manhood would have stayed put.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
They contacted Chris Robinson to see whether he's going to
model the new Magnum Pouch Ball Hammock underwear.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I never want to hear you say those words again.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Here's number one, weird, number one, number one. We're number one, ben.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Numbnumber one, number one, number one.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
He says that penis is unrecognizable.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, but I would. I can't even imagine what that.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
His name's Carl car. He was trying to get his
BMW into his garage, but was struggling to reverse the vehicles,
so he put on the handbreak and got out of
the car. Well Ever, once he was out of the car,
it started rolling down the ramp. It was it started
rolling down the ramp towards him. He tried to stop
it with his hands and the car crushed him against
(39:00):
a wall. And it looks like the penis took the
brunt of the forest.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
There.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
He was in the hospital for a week, and he
suffered soft tissue damage to his groin and pulvic area.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
He said, my man, bits were smashed to bits. They
were swollen, they were black and blue, and they were
unrecognizable in one bit. I don't know if that work
or function because the area is very painful and sore,
but still, but I think it'll be okay.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Ough.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Oh man, he looks so he looks like such a
nice guy in his video, and he's wearing a Garfield
T shirt.
Speaker 10 (39:38):
Happy birth the America, have a very mother. Happy birthy,
Happy birth the America. Happy Birthday.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Happy for the July everybody, Hey, tell your mom. I said, Hi,
I will you have.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
The best trip, have a wonderful time.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Relax, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Remember you don't need to control everything. You can just
enjoy the sun and pay.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Attention to our Instagram account for those speedo updates.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Oh you know what? You have your own for that.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
No, I don't, all right. The John Cobell Show is
coming up next. We'll see you, We'll see you.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Stay dry.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
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