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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to kf
I A M six forty, The Gary and Shannon Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Almost last day of May, last workday of May. We'll
come back and it'll be June already. You can believe.
I love June. June's time is a great time.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Get rid of all that fog and craft that you
see every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
One of my.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Favorite quotes, if a June Night could speak, it would
boast it invented romance. I don't know who said that,
but it's true. June Nights are beautiful.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Bernie Williams nice and wan outfield Bernard Williams. Actually, yeah, yeah,
if a June Knight could talk, it would probably boast
it invented romance. Yeah that's very nice, not beautiful. All right?
What else is going on? Who's that guy? You don't
know who that is? I don't I could do a
quick deep dive. That's fine. He just came up with
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fun quotes. That's so. It wasn't the outfielder.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
No, this one went by Bernard, not Bernie.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's what English philosopher Bernard Williams died in two thousand
and three. He was an English moral philosopher. His publications
include Problems of the Self, Ethics and the Limits of Philosophy, Shame, Necessity,
and Truth and Truthfulness.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
He was knighted in nineteen ninety nine. How about that
there was never a night or a problem that could
defeat sunrise or hope. Ooh, that's beautiful. So that guy's good. Yeah,
a lot. He's got a bunch of them to go through.
A couple of those throughout the rest of this hour.
I like that what you learned this week? Let us know,
leave us a talkback message on the iHeart app to
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hit that little microphone button. What else is going on?
Time for what's happening? Wow, that's gonna be hot. Damn
hot area.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Low pressure bringing mild tempts is moving on out and
it's going to be a hot, humid heat wave. I
almost died at a hot yoga yesterday. It was like
over one hundred and ten degrees in that right.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I don't know, and I'll never do it again anyway. Thunderstorms.
We could have a chance for showers and thunderstorms this
week and especially Sunday and Monday, and then it moves
out right, it moves out next week.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I think so. No, we're not doing that, bro. Yeah,
every time you say that though. Broh, the hot air
is good for the eagles, right, Hotta rises that'll help
them fly. That's flight.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
The weather does get pretty severe back east. Severe storms
have targeted several areas along the East coast. At least
one person has died multiple people injured as severe weather
hit to Kentucky. Today. The Washington County Sheriff's Office reported
the one fatality and several injuries because of a possible
tornado in that county.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
How cool is this heard a big horn sheep was
seen in the San Gabriel Mountains. I saw some big
horn sheep when I was in Annzebrego. I want to
say a year or two ago. But a group of
hikers just right in our backyard there San Gabriel Mountains.
We're about five miles into their truck when they heard
some rocks fall. They look up and they see herd,
a big horn sheep. They're very shy, they're very elusive.
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They said there was ten to twelve of them, very unique.
It watched for more than a half an hour as
the sheep did their thing.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's great that. I feel great for Daniel Ventura who
apparently saw this thing. He is a tour guide for
LA Hikes, and he says it's something at as a photographer,
I've been waiting to see for years. This was a
bucket list item to be able to see that, So
good for him. LA leads all major cities in the
US in the number of dog attacks on postal carriers
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checks out. According to the USPS, there were more than
six thousand dog attacks on postal service workers last year.
LA logged the most of any city in the US,
with seventy seven, one and a half a week, one
a week something like that. Houston was the second with
sixty five attacks, followed by Chicago, Saint Louis, Cincinnati, and
San Diego Cincinnati. California was also the number one state
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in terms of the number of attacks.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Taylor Swift has been all over the headlines this morning
because she has bought back all of her music. She
bought her entire musical catalog back from Shamrock Capital. That's
the company that Scooter Braun sold them to back in
twenty twenty, after he bought them the year before from
another label. Scooter Broun, by the way, says he's not
feeling any bad blood towards Taylor's swift that he's said
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to pay for them stoked about it. There are verified
emails which confirm that she was offered the opportunity to
buy her Masters back from Scooter before the last label
company purchased them.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Dirty that whole thing.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
It's just.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
The Getty Villa or I'm sorry, as we say.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
In Southern California, the Getty Villa Museum in the Palisades
is closer to opening. Staff removed more than thirteen hundred
damaged trees. They've deep cleaned the indoor and outdoor spaces,
replaced air and water filters, have flushed their entire system
after the Palisades fire, of course, according to Catherine Fleming,
President CEO of the J. Paul Getty Trust, said, it
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is with the utmost gratitude and appreciation for Getty staff,
first responders, and other agencies, we can announce the reopening
of the Villa to the public, they say. June twenty seventh,
the museum will reopen to the public with a new exhibition.
One of the curators is behind this new exhibit, they said.
Shown for the first time anywhere outside of Europe. The
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focus will be on the Mycenaean culture, the prehistoric culture
of Greece, the first civilization of ancient Greece.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Bernard Williams author Philosophy, seems to be his bally Wick
Ethics Limits of Philosophy.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
He also said.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
He is behind many great quotes. He also said, there
is no psychiatrist in the world. Like a puppy licking
your face. I like dogs, of course you do see
you feel things when you think about a puppy licking
your face, don't you, don't you?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And then finally, Actress Sidney Sweeney and the people who
lust after this young actress can now bathe with her.
You bought some of her soap wrong. I have some
of the Doctor Squatch brand soap, but none of it
has bathwater from Sydney Sweeney. She has apparently. She has
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apparently teamed up with the Men's Natural Body Wash brand
to have a soap. She wrote in a caption on
an Instagram post. You kept asking about my bathwater after
the Doctor's Squatch ads, so we kept it and then
it will be available for the soap called Sydney's Bathwater.
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Bliss will be available from their website for limited time.
I'm starting next week selling it eight dollars a ball.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Is there anybody's used bath water you would purchase or
even want?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
For that matter? I think if you've ever Jordan or something,
if you've ever had to what if you've ever had
to clean a bathtub, you know that that's not an
ideal liquid. Why wait?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Why?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
How dirty is this bathtub you're cleaning?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Just a bathtub? If a bathtub gets used regularly.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I use my bathtub every day with soap and everything.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Do I use soap?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, Well then soap and.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I don't go outside to roll around in the hills
and then just like sit and dirt and leaves and
stuff and then leave it in the bathtub.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
But there's soap that can Soap can leave a scum,
soap can leave a residue.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I guess No, I don't have a dirty bathtub. Oh okay,
I am a clean Oh okay, my bag too raggedoshus,
I'm clean. I wash all right.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
They never wash your towels either, right, because I mean
it's just wiping normal clean body. It is, okay, do
not use your.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Sydney sweety bask was water soap the way God intended.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
How are your towels dirty? Like when you when you
get out of the shower and you dry off?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Is it? Can you see?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Are we going to get back to the squares conversation?
How many squares do you use? How how often do
you go before you wash your towel? How long? How
long would you say that towel hangs on the hook
before you throw it into the laundry.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I probably use my towels two or three times before
I wash them.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But wait a minute, but you're saying, I'm weird. That's
very quick turnaround. Well, i'd like him to be clean.
Oh so now they're not as clean.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Now you're telling Now you're admitting you.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Are a dirty person. Okay, all right, now, as long
we've got that established, I think this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I think this goes back to the puppy licking your
face and you feeling things and just not wanting to
deal with it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
That's what I think this goes entertainment.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
When we come back, you're listening to Gary and Shannon
on demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
A bunch of stories that are going on today that
we have been following President Trump bid farewell that Elon Musk. Today,
the billionaire entrepreneur is ending his work in the administration.
He had spearheaded the Department of Government Efficiency known as DOGE,
to cut federal spending.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
He says he fell short, fell short of his.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Targets, that's an inverted mistake, and struggled in the unfamiliar
environment of war.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Should say that because Heather's in the room and share
a story about that's problem that involves Disneyland. The Supreme
Court Universal Studios.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Again cleared the way for the administration to strip some
temporary legal protections from hundreds of thousands of immigrants.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
For now. It's a awful Heather that he thinks of
that word when when you're with us even kind.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Of out of it. Actually, I didn't even mean.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
To I now can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Well, it's time to stop thinking about it. The Brooker
has joined us from KFI News. We talk about entertainment
stuff that's going on. Let's start with, first of all,
the incredible record that Lelo and Stitch broke for Memorial
Day weekend.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Amazing, was amazing. This blew everybody out of the water.
I don't think even Disney saw this coming, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Really.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
But before we get too deep in the weeds on that,
I have a surprise for you guys. I have a
little something that I did and I immediately regretted not
telling you about sooner. Okay, So last Thursday I went
to a Pride and Prejudice ball and I dressed up
in a Pride and Prejudice like regency style ball gown.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Was mister Darcy there before he was the laser on succession.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Well, they had live actors walking around like you know
from the time period. And I got you something that
I only feel like you will appreciate.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh it's when he touches her. Oh my god, I
love it. It's what it's his hand.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's the hand.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Remember when he touches her hand.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Where he touches her hand and he is so overcome
with joy and.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Love, electricity and love that his hand stretches out. It
is an iconic moment in a moment that is a straw,
a little straw topper that you can put on your
that you can put on your pupp.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
And so you constantly have his hands.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
I was like I've got to get this for Shannon
because you appreciate it. Gary is like, what one I
don't want to a dude hand on yours.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You don't understand you judge me. I'm sorry. I should
have gotten you the socks.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Then maybe it's so great.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I think every female wants that moment, that.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Moment of electricity, of just being overcome with desire.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, I love that movie. I love my face look
like the Elon Musk face right now. I don't quite
understand what you're talking about. You see the movie, right?
We need Pride and Prejudice? No, why why is that
a surprise?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Oh it's only one of the best movies of all time.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay, I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh, everyone, I think we're gonna have to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They'll just ruin it for us.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
They probably will.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Ladies Night with Pride and Prejudice and Michael Monks.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's so good. Anyway, I thought of you, and I
instantly I instantly felt back.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
I was like, I should have invited Shannon to come
to this, but I don't know. I think you're out
of town.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So is this the one you dressed up for? Yes,
you looked wonderful. That looks like such a fun event.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
It was really fun.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
It was because it was Instagram, so I'm just scrolling through,
but I saw like wearing something weird. It was like,
there's Heather and she's doing I know, I thought you
were doing a period piece acting gig.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Oh I wish bridgeton I'm so but that's wonderful. Yeah,
it was so fun. They took over the Langham Hotel
and they set up like a ball and they had
like the classic dancing and all of that stuff. And
they had a few little knickknacks things that I could
buy and I was like, oh, I'm going to get
Thish Shannon.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh my god, that's so sweet. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I love Darcy's hand the best, a lot the best.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
But yes, but at the box office, Lelo and Stitch
broke all kinds of records. I don't even think they
were anticipating really how big this movie was going to be.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
It was like Darcy's hand on the cash box. It
was that big. It was that important. It was that important.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Lilo and Stitch.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
When did they achieve the peak fame and did they
have a renaissance or they are we in the peak
right now.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I think this is the renaissance, if you will.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
I don't remember the original movie being this, you know, huge,
It certainly wasn't. But one fun fact is when the
original movie came out, the original Lilo and Stitch, it
was up against Tom Cruise at the box office again,
another Tom Cruise movie at the box office.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Was it was not?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
It was I want to say Magnolia maybe Solelo and.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Stich came out in two thousand and two. Interesting, okay,
And so now it's got the twenty three years later
Minority Report.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I'm sorry, it was Minority Report like that?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Yeah, So here we go all these years later and
they're up against Tom Cruise again. And I was wrong
last week. I thought Mission Impossible would would beat out
Lelo and Stitch.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
But they didn't.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
It did well, it is the Mission Impossible at a franchise,
best for box office take, but it did not beat
the fans for Lelo and Stitch.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They're really going crazy for this movie.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That's pretty insane.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
What age group are the fans for Leelo and Stitch.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I would say two thousand and two is when it
came out, right, So if you're five in two thousand
and two. You're in your mid twenties now you can
afford to go see this and reveniste nostalgia.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Yeah, it's people are saying that this is not a
movie for your grandparents, it's for your parents.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
So like the people who were about that age, like.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Five to you know, maybe teens or whatever, are now
parents and they're taking their little kid in mind.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well it might I don't know if this is the
right timeline, but it would be like for me and Transformers.
When Transformers was the cartoon, I was deep into that.
So when they made it into a movie, brother.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And then we had kids by that time, and so
then they got all obsessed.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
But it's incredibly smart, Bumblebee, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, they're just raiding our childhood.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
They're just going back and going what can we make
money off of for these gen.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
X wackers, for Rainbow Bright to make a comeback.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
I feel like that somebody is probably developed doing that.
I mean, they're making movies out of board games we
used to play, like, you know, I remember on when
I was a tour guide at Universal Studios Hollywood, I
used to talk about how you know, Hasbro is there
on the lot currently developing board games in two movies. Yeah,
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and so like it's they're literally taking everything girl talk,
great board game?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I don't know. Is that another pride and prejudice thing?
Out of my room, out of your view? We talked
about Karate Kid legends before, just that that Jackie Chan
and Ralph macchia. Yes, sort of combining the two worlds
that we know of Brian Kid. But I'm more interested
in the Wes Anderson the Phoenician scheme because Wes Anderson
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is like and that just so is such a signature
of his filmmaking. This one's so identifiable.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Yeah, this one is gonna be a little different than
your typical Wes Anderson movie though, because it's very gory.
It's very grizzly and very bloody, almost akin to like
a horror Moviefian.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah, the Phoenician scheme.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Benicio del Toro, Rizamed, great cast, Tom Hanks, Brian cast,
Brian Cranston, Scarlett Johansson, huge cast in this movie about
a man who's just sort of plagued with a string
of mysterious dead ex wives and he kind of goes
on this weird Wes Anderson style Journey. It's it's an
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There's two horror films out there this weekend. If you
don't want to see Karate Kid, we've already seen Leland Stitch.
You've got the Phoenician Phoenician scheme from Wes Anderson, and
then A twenty four's really also very bloody, very gory,
Bring Her Back. So I'm not a big horror movie fan.
I'm just gonna put that out there right now.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I have no shame. I'm just it's not my vibe.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
I will watch comedies and action movies all day long.
But if you are like, here's someone being chopped up
and murdered and like blood everywhere, it's not for me.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
The gory ones don't impress me. It's the ones that
make you jump, like the suspense of it. Those are yeah,
those are farlers. Thrillers are good, but uh yeah, the
gory ones.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
No, no, no, I'm like, I don't really, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Answer that it worries me about humanity. Yeah, because I
think what dark esque goes on in that person's mind
that they didn't put in.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
That movie exactly, that they sat and came up with
this and wrote it and thought I'm going to cast
somebody in this and put it on a big screen.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
It worries me because I think the editors are like, uh,
you know what, that one's a little too far, so
we're going to take that one out of the movie.
But this one you can completely disembowel somebody and swim
around in their entrails.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I'm more of the psycho psychological horror, you know, like
a primal fear comes to mind.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
I think I was sleeping with the enemy with Julia
r Jannamber that Like, I was like, I will never
date anyone.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I still have to line up all the labels of
my cans of bases in the just in case, just
in case, and keep my freestyle up to up to snuff.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Well, I will say, uh, karate Kid Legends was fun.
We did talk about it a little bit, and to
your point that you made about it, the original quadate
Kid feeling like sort of a love letter to La.
This one felt like a love letter to New York.
Lots of cool New York scenes. La hates that, and
I went in though I did a little research. They
actually filmed most of it in Canada.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Uh huh, great, see there it is the outsourcing of America.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Even the Miyagi House that they referenced in Atlanta, not
much was filmed in Las All.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Did they use the same set that they used for
the YouTube series.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Nope, they built a whole They built a whole other
house for the La House.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Myagi, Miyagi, Doe Miagi it.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, but it's fun, Magic City.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
It's a fun movie. If you guys want to see it.
It is a fun movie and a nice homage. I
thought to the original thank you, Heather.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Thank you Hell, thank you for my Darcy hand.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
We'll do what you learned this week on the Gary
and Shannon Show and our nine news nuggets. You need
to know when we come back.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
We told you about that news conference. We listened to
part of it today where President Trump said a heart
he could buy to and thank you for your service
to Elon Musk for his work with the Department of
Government Efficiency. He'll go back to uh doing his uh
uh you know day job of running several major, multi
bill million dollar companies. You mentioned the black eye, the
(20:05):
little mark that was he's right eye somebody else asked
him about that, and he said, well, I wasn't anywhere
near France, making fun of Emanuel Macron.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Being oh, that was a callback.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
But he did say I was just horsing around with
little X, referring to his five year old, and said,
go ahead, punch me in the face, and he did.
Turns out, even a five year old punching you in
the face can give you a black eye.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's funny because the New York Times report today that
came out about him taking ketamine and adderall and ecstasy
and shrooms and all that also was like it comes
at a time of the campaign riggers, as well as
family turmoil with his kids, his estrange children and them
not getting along with him. So the fact that he's
(20:55):
got a black eye by one of his kids the
day that story comes out, it's kind of comical. Hot
Lipsoola Hanna has died. Loretta Switt, Oh wow, when two
Emmy's for the role died at eighty seven years old.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Sorry to break that news. Anythink good? I do have
good news.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I want you do that before we get into what
you sure.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Let me just pull it up here. Can I tell
you about there was a baby saved from a car.
You want to hear about that. You don't care about that,
you've done that. How about you tell that story more often? Again,
(21:40):
I say it all the time. If I saved a
baby from a hot car the way you did, well,
you wouldn't shut me up about it.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
If it was a baby that was like clearly in distress.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Threw a window with a tool to get to the baby.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Tool.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
You have to say a tool. You can't just say hammer.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I don't remember what the tool was. It was a tool,
something like that. I karate kicked the driver's side window.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
There was a baby locked in a hot car, and
the parents didn't even know what to do, and Gary
starts to.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Do exactly what to do.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
They were being morons about it.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Gary's an adult theater practice and he hears the commotion outside,
and he's even dressed up for his adult theater role.
Luckily there was no bondage or anything weird, was there no?
And he jumps into service, finds a hammer somewhere, smashes
the window, gets a baby out. Like that's a great story.
(22:39):
I would tell that story every day if it was
my story to tell.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well, you just did, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Kay.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
We try to be someone entertaining but also educational and
comes to this show and well we ask you at
the end of every week sort of a fill out
the comment for him, tell us what you learned this
week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
What I learned it is Gary was a heavy coke
user when he was twenty years old. Wow, Gary, party
animally you Yeah, the one you wear a white speedo?
Now I get it, buddy, good job.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What white speedo signifies you like cocaine?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Ps? You were not a coke head.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Plus, I never wore white you did?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You wore that white? Never wore a white speedo. That
seems a little too revealing.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Hi, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
What I learned today is.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That's some flight bro.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
That's some flight bro.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Still know maybe tomorrow? Maybe tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Hey, Gary and Shannon, this is John from NORCOO.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
What I learned on The Gary and Shannon Show this
week was that it's Shannon's big old keel that helps
keep her upright.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Lover you show.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I don't know where you live. It's point listen, I'm
not the one who said it. You're the one who
led me into that joke. Well, I even thinking it.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Okay, all right, well that's strung like you're looking at.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
That is growth.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, we learned
that our girl, Shannon, she's working on her speech impediment.
She can now say onion correctly. Now we have to
work on heatups.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
No, you're not one. You don't have to change. Thank you. Hey, guys,
I love the show.
Speaker 9 (24:24):
But man, what I learned this week is that you
guys cannot.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Keep your mouth shut when you're airing a live press conference.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Why just just tell me why that's true.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
That's true, I should shut up. I should generally shut
up more. I'm gonna work on that.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
This week on The Gary and Channon Show, I learned
that some people are very particular about the nomenclature of
their hand tools. Good Lord.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
For of us it's the screwdriver or the flathead screw.
The rest of us it's kind of like a hand toool.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
E thin.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Can catch hell for that, Hey, guys, Zach and Oregon exactly.
This week on The Michael.
Speaker 8 (25:07):
Monks Shower Hour, I learned that you'd have to have
eleven important areas of interest while washing in the morning. Also,
someone mentioned you can't scrub your funk with just a loofah.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I think you said something to the effect of that's
beyond a loofah or something. I don't remember what we
were talking about, but you did mention a loofah, which
I thought was interesting.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
The Michael Monks shower hour, I did get behind that. Yeah,
I have to pencil that in for week. He did.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
He did mention eleven hot spots, which I later thought
about when I was bathing.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Did you come up with all eleven?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I can't either. And maybe he's got a different bottom.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Maybe he's got more crevices, possibly crevasses.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Is it crevice or crevasse? It depends.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
If you're a mountain climber, it's a crevasse forever.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Talking about the creases on Michael Monks's body, what do
I say?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
You say nothing, That man doesn't have any creases? Are
you kidding? The other thing that we do to end
our week, of course, is the nine News negats. You
need to know. These are the stories that otherwise would
have fallen through the cracks. There's a lot that goes
on that's important that we have to talk about, and
some stuff that we don't, but we talk about it anyway,
and that squeezes out I mean, all of these other
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great stories.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Hey, if you're shy when it comes to genitals and
you get a little bit red in the face when
we get to this area of our show on Fridays,
don't worry. There's not a one genital in these nuggets
I think you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
There's like four what, Oh there's a penis. Oh there's
another one.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
It's time for our honorable mention, honorable mention, not.
Speaker 9 (26:48):
Suppose serving with you a great and honorable Moses.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of honorplementation.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I feel really bad about that.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I really didn't think there were any genitals, and I
was saying that you're safe, and then I whipped.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Out a couple and I have salad full of them.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, I'm really sorry. This is not one of them.
There was a paraglider who was dragged twenty eight thousand
feet into the air paragliding for six months, and he
was in line with flight pass at nearly the height
of Mount Everest. He began an elevation about ninety eight
hundred feet in the Quilian Mountain Range in northern China.
He was trying to test some new stuff that he
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had purchased a new secondhand equipment without making a proper
flight plan. About twenty minutes into this practice, there was
a strong updraft that caught him and blasted him sixteen
thousand feet higher, So he was up around twenty eight
thousand feet, which means it was really cold. They're talking
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forty below forty below centegrade. I have a question about this.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
He's been banned, they say, a stern punishment, banned from
paragliding for six months. Why the hell would you want
to get it back out there after this?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I don't know. I do not know. And the reason
the government even knew it is because he was in
the Like I said, flight paths of several airliners.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Here's number nine, at number nine, I did ninth place.
Speaker 9 (28:19):
If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's
dirty too.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
And I speak nine languages.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, night, basically everybody at table mining.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Did I catch a niner in there?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Well, you're calling from.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
All walkie talking. Well, we've talked about AI and man,
it is it is And will be terrifying for some
people over the course of the next several months and
years as AI continues to grow. Perhaps is that one
way to put it.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I'm actually looking forward to all of the ridiculous that
comes out of chat GPT. I'm looking forward to the
segment of population that completely disbands from society and only
talks to their bots. I think that we're going to
have a good time chronicling all this. We are just
at the outset, we're just at the beginning of this ride,
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and it's going to get It's very it's very rudimentary
as opposed to what it's going to be, and we
are all going there will be no one not touched
by this. Everyone will be chat GPT molested this very soon.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
There's an aspect of AI that researchers are concerned about,
and it's considered self preservation, the tendency for self preservation.
There's a group called Palisade Research. It's an AI safety firm.
It's said that they have tested AI models with math problems,
which includes a shutdown instruction like hey, chat GPT, turn
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yourself off and guess what. It won't do it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
It will not shut down its sabotages the shutdown mechanism
in order to keep itself running.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Guys, you can't turn it off.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I'm sorry, good luck, I can't do that. Here's number eight.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
The tide is bold.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Every eight second.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements
he see.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I would have totally thought this was part of the
whole production.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
If I was watching this in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
There were a bunch of movie goers that go to
see Final Destination Bloodlines, and in the middle of the movie,
the theater's ceiling collapses. Now, if you're in Hollywood and
you're watching Final Destination and the ceiling collapses, you're like, oh,
what a cool effect, right, Like there must be some
sort of someone's filming this is funny, Like, oh, we
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could die all in this theater watching Final Destination.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
But no, it was an argentina a really loud noise
occurring to Fiama via a da went to the Greening
on a whim with her eleven year old daughter and
a friend said, at first, we thought it was part
of the movie because we were so engrossed. But immediately
after a piece of rubble fell on me, so it
wasn't just the show. She said, pieces hit her shoulder,
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her back, her knee, and her ankle. Said I didn't
hit my head because I was slightly leaning over the armrests.
Significant hole in the ceiling and debris on the floor
in between the aisles. Here's number seven, the seventh son
of the seventh son.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
We're on with seven days with a government sec seventh seven.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Eight seven years of college done to Draken.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Seven seven questions about this story. Here they say two
hikers up in the Adirondack Mountains called nine to one
one when a third member of their hiking party died.
Turns out they were just high on mushrooms and they
were mistaken that hiker was not dead.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
My question is.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
This, were there really hikers or were they just on
a mushroom walk?
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Right?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
He takes some mushrooms, You're like, let's.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Go for a walk. Yes, I would like to go
for a walk. That would be fun.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
A hiker third friend didn't just decided didn't want to
go for the walk. And then as they get deeper
into their walk and to their trip, they think what
happened to Jeff?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
And they assumed Jeff was dead? Like that's a pretty
dark trip. Got to get some new mushrooms.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Do you remember the story down in Orange County where
the guy said he was attacked by a tiger or
something like that. It's a vague memory of that story.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
No, I just remember the missing hikers in an Orange County.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
That's what I meant. Oh, okay, Yeah, where they The
dispatcher's trying to ask them where they are?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Like how far past the falls are you? How far
the falls?
Speaker 8 (32:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That was an anti drug ad, wasn't it. It did
not sound like fun.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Here's number six. I got six, you got six, she
got six?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Number six weeks picture of me, a rabbi and six
drunken long storm. Why would just stick you in a
nursing home closer to us? I don't have to drive
signs drink another shit track.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Did you have a product you're super like into that
you've been into, like handle ofs diet coke? Right, John
loves stamburg stuff. Yeah, because there's something you like, you
get it all the time. You always loved it. I
always loved pizza pizza.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well, there was a woman in Switzerland, big fan of
Red Bull, so she got the bar code tattooed on her.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
She dropped about six hundred bucks on the tattoo, which
features the bar code for red bull being eaten by
a worm? What does that signify? It signifies the bar
code of red bull being eaten by a worm.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
How does a weird, slash bad tattoo end up a
news item?
Speaker 8 (33:50):
Like?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Isn't that what tattoos are for the most part, what
I ununderstood, not under misunderstood, not understood. You are the
only one understands her tattoo sometimes, And isn't that The
beauty of tattoos.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Is that it's a conversation starter, Like someone has to
ask you, what does the s F stand for? I mean,
not a conversation It doesn't need to be a conversation star.
But you get tattoos for you, not for other people,
is my point. You get them thinking the tattoo on
your back because you could see it. I don't know
why I got the tattoo on my back that no
longer exists. It was a long time ago, it was
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it's a long time ago. It was a different time.
But her barcode works, she says, She's taken it to
self checkout codes.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
It's checkout stands, and it works.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Why now she's charged for one two hundred and fifty
milli liter can of Red Bull every time she goes there.
I don't understand that. Here's number five. Why we know
about that is that I have five rustive lit a monkeys.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
This is a year five point five.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
It would be a favorite.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Loose five pounds immediately. A British canoeist has been banned
from competing and says he's being forced to choose between
his Olympic dream and his only fans account? What does
he do on his OnlyFans Kurt Rosenhals competes in the
individual canoe slalom, suspended following allegations about his posts on
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social MEDIAA what does he post? Well, he said he's
been posting videos consciously made to be edgy in order
to drive conversations to my spicy content page. I see
no details about what he posts. Zero five. What would
you like him to post? Is it genitals? Maybe? Maybe
it's just toes? Is it toes? I don't know? Is
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that what people do?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Could you imagine like a page for toes and genitals?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I'll bet you there is one sign up for that
only fans account. Here's number four.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
More minute is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Now commandment number four. Well, this isn't the same world
you left four years ago, so I'm gonna let you
handle this one. Fascination about what is big or smaller
average when it comes to male genitalia is a lot
more prevalent than you think, really, because I think it
is across the board.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
If you have a penis, you wonder if it is
big smaller average, And I think that that is something
that is universal.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Would you agree? Probably? Some have remarked that the statistics
that have come out puts them in a pretty good
mood because the statistics would be smaller than what you
have been told by your seventh grade buddies.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
If you want to know about the spectrum. By the way,
watch that show on HBO. What was that called where
they showed the nude people where they would pick out
their dates based on the new just looking at somebody
naked and you wouldn't even see their face. You'd just like,
see the show awful, where's such a broken people in society?
That was a show. But anyway they show it on.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
That was a show that they showed. That was a
show they show it.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I got, I got maybe a minute and a half
before I turn it off. But they don't use boxes
or anything to hide the genitals. They show these people's
genitals as they are on the show for the viewer,
and that's like the first episode, as you're looking at
strangers genitals. It's awful, but anyway, it was an educational
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experience that minute and a half.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
There's number three.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
And the number of the three within three hours three
security clearance level three.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
All three three.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I got all three of you guys for the rest
of your na being born live.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
After that, three days they posted there is a A
guy refers has been referred to as doctor Deaf, as
investigated some traumatic deaths in Australia put together a podcast
called Eye Catch Killers. He talks about his baptism of
fire into this profession of forensic pathology and says, obviously
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there have been a bunch of crazy cases, but that
one of the most bizarre categories is animal deaths. I
should say deaths caused by animals, dogs, snakes, those make sense,
sharks of course, roosters and mackerel. He says, never trust
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a rooster. The mackerel story is there was a guy
fishing in the Darwin harbor and sharks were nearby, So
this fifty pound mackerel jumps out of the water and
side swipes him, killing him. We have some evidence to
his claims in nugget number two, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
You two?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
We got two fingers one two two people?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
There's two sons and no women ringing well.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
In this case, the guy's member was large enough for
the snake to grab it. A man fighting for his
life after suffering severe but blood loss when a python
bit him on the junk while he was using the toilets.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Never a Bangkok makes you never want to use a
toilet again, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
He reached down, felt the sharp pain, only to find
the python's jaws clamped around. I have a question on.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Wouldn't you see a python?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah? He may have been sitting. Oh, here's number one,
weird number one, number one.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
We're number one.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I have a follow up, number one.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Are you the number one?
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Number one? Number one? Number one?
Speaker 8 (39:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
You like I've asked this question before. You have a
guarantee you have.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
But go on. Are there dudes who sit down for
peeing every time?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah? Got it. They're called women. I'll let you ha
this one too.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
There is a.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Keana.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
You guys ask, no, we did not not for this,
that's for certain.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Sometimes we do ask for things that we don't really need.
There is a guy who in London used to you'll
find anything on the internet, and in this case, this
guy was into mutilating other people on camera, like cutting
off parts of their skin or whatever and finding ways
to ingest.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
This guy would take testicles and put it in a salad.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Don't blame me, don't blame me.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Ken used to make songs out of things. I think
that Ken would have made a song out of testicles
in the salad. If you're a John and Ken show listener,
you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Speaking of the John Cobelt Show is up the next
We'll see you on My Stay Dry Everybody, blessings.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
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Speaker 2 (41:00):
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