December 12, 2025 • 39 mins
In Hour 4, Gary & Shannon cover a rapid-fire #WhatsHappening segment discussing the recent release of Epstein photos from Democrats, deemed largely inconsequential. They also report breaking news about former Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore's arrest and serious felony charges. The tone shifts as the team engages in #GaSFantasy4Play, analyzing Board Wizard Elmer’s weekly picks and debating their credibility. The hour concludes with #WhatILearned and #NineNewsNuggetsYouNeedToKnow, highlighting bizarre and underreported stories, including an unusual excuse given to police involving “teleportation.”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I forgot to do this before Shannon left for today.
She's on her way to Kansas City. The Chiefs are playing. Yeah,
I'm sorry, the Chargers are playing the Chiefs in Kansas City.
But last night on Thursday Night Football, the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers lost to the Atlanta Falcons, a huge upset. In fact,
the Buccaneers were up by I think two touchdowns in
the fourth quarter before the Falcons came back and beat them.
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And the Buccaneers head coach, guy named Todd Bowles, had
an absolutely great postgame interview with the media, very calm,
but very angry.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Excuse me both, if you don't make excuses, you gotta
care enough the way it hurts. You gotta karenove where
it hurts. It gotta mean something to you. It's more
than a job, it's your livelihood. How well do you.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Know your job?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
How well can you do your job?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You can't sugarcoat it was inexcusable and he has no
fin answer for it. As for no excuse for it,
that's what you're telling them with a lot when you
look in the mirror.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Look in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, Yeah, let's talk about motivational Monday, even though it's Friday.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Time?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
For what's happening time?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Our trending story is brought to you by Trades and Wealth.
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two nine nine ninety nine. Sixty House Democrats have received
and released information of from thousands of pictures from the
accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein's estate. Now, out of those
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ninety five thousand, they've released less than twenty, but those
less than twenty, nineteen of them specifically show a bunch
of high profile dudes hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
And young women.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
The women's pictures are either blocked out so you can't
see their faces, or they're obscured so you can't really
see who they are. But we're talking about not only
Donald Trump and Bill Clinton, but people like Woody Allen,
Bill Gates, Andrew mount Batten windsor who that used to
be Prince Andrew, but we don't call him that anymore.
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The Steve Bannon is one of those a Trump advisor
for a long time, and at this point, none of
this information is necessarily knew. We knew that all of
these guys had some sort of connection with Jeffrey Epstein.
There are people who have suggested, in fact, Robert Garcia,
congressman who's on the Oversight Committee, had said that this
is all proof that there is a White House cover
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up going on, that these images should have been released
a long time ago. I don't know if they're the
same images that will be included in the Department of
Justice's release of information. You remember, the President did sign
that in the bill into law that requires the Department
of Justice to release all of its investigative materials on
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Jeffrey Epstein by next Friday.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Now we'll see if it actually we'll see if it happens.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
YouTube tv has announced it's going to debut ten new
YouTube TV plans for different genres of programming. They haven't
announced the pricing list or anything like this, or even
all the specific programming packages. But if you're a fan
of YouTube tv, I've heard it's great.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I don't have it, but I'm i've heard it's good
you could have. For example, the YouTube TV Sports plan
would include every ESPN network, which is ESPN two, ESPN three,
ESPN U, ESPN News, all of those, ESPN Unlimited, as
well as FS one, the NBC Sports Network, and then
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you can add on more programming things like the NFL
Sunday Ticket or the NFL Red Zone, and that would
include unlimited DVR and Multi You and all of that
sort of thing. They also are expecting other entertainment specific
packages depending on what you like to watch. Kids packages
or packages for kids is probably a better way to
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put it.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
So all that is coming up.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Gavin Newsom continues to pitch his new book that's coming out.
He claims that there was a Democratic National Committee meeting
in La yesterday and he said being honest comes with
a cost, and he's talking about the candid details about
his own life and about those around him.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
He as a co writer on this book.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
A former Alley Times reporter named Mark Arax told the
governor that he wouldn't be part of the project unless
Gavin Newsom said everything, and Gavin Newsom said responded to
him and said, and then you read stuff and wonder, oh,
how's this going to read, and he said that some
conservative commentators are going to attack him over the passages,
and he said, this is not a politician's book, exactly
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what you would expect a politician to say. It's not
a book that you would expect me to write. He said,
it's all out there. Listen. The guy's got plenty of
political stuff that he can talk about.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I am curious to see what he writes about.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
And I think Shannon and I both had said yesterday
when we were talking about his book this, I would
read this thing. I would read this thing because I
would want to know who this guy is, especially if
he ends up running for president, as everybody expects that
he will. Former Michigan football coach Sharon Moore arrested, of course,
after prosecutor said an incident occurred at the home of
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a staff member that he had an intimate relationship. We've
talked about this all week. He was arrested on Wednesday
after the Pittsfield Township Police Department responded to a nine
to one to one call. They said they were investigating
an alleged assault. The police response came less than an
hour before Sharon Moore was fired.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
I had that timeline mixed up.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I had those two incidents instances reversed in my timeline
in my head. But he was arrested and then fired
less than an hour later. He had apparently shown up
to the house of the young staff member that he
was having an affair with, threatened to kill himself and her,
not necessarily in that order. He was in court this
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morning in charge with a whole slew of things, including
some felonies which will help home invasion, stalking, et cetera.
She says, and again, this is the young woman that
he was having in the affair with. She said that
he threatened her with a knife. By the way, he
for the last couple of years, ever since Jim Harbaugh
has been the coach of the Chargers. He took over
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for Harbaugh there at the University of Michigan, He's been
having this relationship with this young woman despite the fact
that he's married, he's got three daughters of his own.
And the woman that he's having the affair with was
originally making fifty eight grand a year. Somehow her pay
got bumped up to ninety nine thousand.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Dollars a year.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh, speaking of Gavin Newsom, forgot to mention this one earlier.
Nicki Minaj has gone after Gavin Newsom. She took to
social media and said, well, we didn't get to the interview.
With the interview that Gavin Newsom said he wants to
see trans kids.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
He ran on this.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Saying that he's passed more trans protection legislation than any
other governor and that he wants to see trans kids
and brags about his godson being trans. Nicki Minaj said,
imagine being a guy running on wanting to see trans kids.
Not even a trans adult would run on that. Normal
adults wake up and they think they want to see healthy, safe,
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happy kids, not Gav. The gav knots, she said, or
gave pooh. She said, send in the next guy. I'm bored.
And you know, as we've seen, once you lose Nicki Minaj,
you just lose everything all right. Up next Gas Fantasy
for Place. It's back our four games for this weekend.
We will pick them all. I think Shannon might even
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be involved when we come back.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It is a Friday, which means we're gonna do what
you learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show
that's coming up in a few minutes after the news
at the bottom of the hour. Just leave us a
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us a quick message and tell us what you learned
this week on the Gary and Shannon Show. Well, it's
time for our guest Fantasy four play. The football guru
(08:37):
that is Elmer has picked the four games that we're
gonna choose from this weekend.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
See if we can pick all of the winners.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
As we get closer towards the end of this twenty
twenty five NFL season, let's go with Game one.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Okay, So Game one we have the Buffalo Bills versus
the New England Patriots.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Oh my goodness, let's see here.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Do we still have the Bills fighting for a wildcard spot?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Not fighting?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
They're firmly in place in a wildcard spot at nine
and four. Patriots lead the division at eleven. Into It's
in New England. Bills always play the Patriots hard, though
I'm not cold.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I did the checks to see which one of these
is going to be a weather game. I mean it's
going to be thirty, so I don't think.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
It affects either one of these.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
The God.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
I like the Bills in New England, I really do.
I just feel like Josh.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Allen's got something to prove, and I like the Bills.
I'm gonna take the Bills on the away game here.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm only going to take the Patriots because we need
more separation and I can't pick everything that you can get.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
So I'm going to take the Patriots.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Smart Elmer, I'm going with the Bills because I don't know,
it seems nice.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Buffalo's near the Jets kinda share a state. Yeah it's
New York.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Producer, Matt, you get to choose now, Bills, this is
the Patriots.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Who you're gonna go with?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
This one's impossible for me, but I am.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Gonna say I think somehow.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
The Patriots are better for Yeah, they already won the division.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I'll say Patriots, Okay, excellent? And what is Game two?
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Okay? So Game two we have Baltimore Ravens versus the
Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
This is the cold weather game. This at kickoff.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I think the forecast in Cincinnati is for five actual degrees,
but that it will feel like it's ten below supposed
to be clear. It's going to snow on Saturday in Cincinnati,
but they'll have it all clear off the field, obviously,
But it is going to be a chili chili.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Game Ravens against the Bengals.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So let's take Joe Burrow out, Let's take his receivers out.
If it's going to be cold and snowing, that leaves
Lamar running the ball. That also leaves a very desperate
Ravens team that is fighting with the Steelers to lead
that division.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
I like John Harbaugh and.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
The Ravens in this one away in Cincinnati, especially since
Joe Burrow was talking about how he needs to it
needs to be a fun game for him to keep
playing those comments coming this week.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
I like the Ravens in this one.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Wait what, it's got to be a fun game for
him to have his mind in it.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, I mean I'm taking it out of contact. Like
I'm a Joe Burrow fan. He's a guy's guy. He's
a football guy. Yeah, he loves the game. The last
time we heard him talk, he was saying, I get
paid a lot of money to play a child's game,
and that's why a three win season is still worth
it for me to play in. Okay, but he's essentially saying,
get me a freaking offensive line, thank you, and you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yes, I'm also taking Baltimore. Derek Henry's got to have
an opportunity to This could be a game for him
to highlight who he was when he was with Tennessee.
AND's just it feels like he's being under used there
in Baltimore.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
But we'll see. I'm taking the Ravens, Elmer.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
I'm going with the Ravens because ravens and crows are
awesome and I want to get a tattoo.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
They're very smart.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
A group of ravens to don pros sometimes.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
But do you know what a group of owls is called.
It's called a parliament.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Parliament.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Yeah, Baltimore, I gotta go Bengals.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Okay, I like it all right?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Game three?
Speaker 8 (12:16):
Oh, this is a game. Yeah, go ahead, the Ravens
and Bengals.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
No, no, no, the game got you.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
We have the gren Bay Packers versus the Denver Broncos.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
In Denver, Denver, Sunday afternoon. Again, not a weather is should.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Be nice for Denver.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Packers are nine three and one. The Broncos are eleven
and two.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh my goodness, I love this game. I love this game.
But I hate to say it, but I give this
one of the Broncos in that defense.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Uh ah, I love this game. I do think the
Broncos are gonna weird.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, think about the Packers and the Bears. Right,
think about the NFC North right now, Packers, Bears, Lions.
Packers and Bears are tied to nine wins a peace
fighting for the NFC North. One of them is probably
gonna land in that wild card position, right, and then
you've got the Lions that are fighting to get in
there with eight wins and.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
They have to go up Rams.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
This weekend they play the Rams. Oh my goodness, wow, Wow,
what a week to be alive.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
I don't know about that. It's the I'm taking the
Broncos as well. Elmer, who do you choose? Game three?
Packers Broncos?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Oh Man, So most of my picks I've been on
the left hand side, So I'm gonna stick with the
left hand side with Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, and producer Matt, you got Green Bay versus Denver.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
In Denver, I'm going Denver. I think they'll win it,
all right. And now Game four.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Game four is Carolina Panthers versus the New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Don't look now, but with the Buccaneers doing what they
always do at this point of the season and failing
to pull through in the fourth quarter last night, you
got the Panthers that could be ahead of the NFC South.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Well are I think I think they are.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
They're tied with the Buccaneers, but I think they get
the tiebreaker there. They each have seven wins a piece.
But Panthers be a sad Saints team and they're up.
They're officially the head of the NFC South. I like
the Panthers in this team.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Taking the Saints only just for the underdog opportunities. It
is going to be I think a wild, wild weekend.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
As we've seen many weeks before.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Picking New Orleans, Elmer, the audience can't see the paper.
But on the left hand side we have the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 8 (14:37):
All the visiting teams.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Elman, gotcha, gotcha? Well, I'm glad that Channon thinks they're
going to do well because I'm picking them.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Okay, side and Matt who you choose, Carolina, New Orleans Panthers.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
All right, let's not forget that Philip Rivers, at forty
four years old, is going to Seattle in that stadium
to take on one of the top three defenses in
the league this season.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
He hasn't played in five years.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
He's forty four, He's the size of a house, So
I'm not worried essentially about him being tackled.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
But what in afternoon that is going to be? And
I get to catch that.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
One of those afternoon games if you're lucky to see it.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Bill's Patriots, Ravens, Bengals, Ackers, Broncos, Anther Saints. Those are
our four games. We'll come back together on Monday and
see how things went. In the meantime, we're gonna do
what you learned this week on The Gary and Shannon
Show and check the news.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Wrapping up this Friday, pressures continue to ratchet up on
Venezuela's Nicholas Maduro. The US announced new sanctions on shipping
companies and vessels that it says have helped move Venezuelan oil.
In fact, three of three nephews of Nicholas Maduro's wife,
as well as other Maduro affiliated businessmen, also named in
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the sanctions that was released the list, at least that
was released.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
By the US Treasury.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Two of the nephews, by the way, were previously convicted
of drug trafficking charges in the US before they were
released in a prisoner swap. The Treasury said that six
vessels also on this list engaged in deceptive and unsafe
shipping practices that provided financial resources to the government there
in Venezuela. President Trump did sign an executive order yesterday
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aimed at blocking states from crafting their own regulations for
artificial intelligence. He says the industry is at risk of
being stifled if there's just a bunch of a patchwork
of laws across the country while we the United States
and our AI infrastructure battles with Chinese competitors when it
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when it comes to supremacy. A natural gas line, you
may have seen the video of this. A natural gas
line triggered a huge explosion that completely leveled a house
up in the Bay area in Hayward. Specifically, six people
were injured. Several other properties were damaged when this thing
there was a report of a gas league PGNI had
shut down the gas line, and then about ten minutes
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after the shutdown is when the explosion took place. There
was one person inside this home when it was leveled,
but was not hurt amazingly, others six others were Six
other people were injured in the area, including three people
who suffered some serious injuries. And then finally, Washington State
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continues to be under a state of emergency. That Governor
their Bob Ferguson has said that days of torrential rain
have caused historic floods. Thousands of people have had to
flee their homes. Flood warnings in the western part of
Washington State have put one hundred thousand residents in Scadget
and Snahomish Counties under Level three evacuation orders, which meant
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as soon as the order was issued, they were told
to leave, not to wait. Governor Ferguson is telling everybody
followed these evacuation instructions because flooding could reach cat trophic
levels by later today in some places. If you them
and they've had days and days of this kind of
this kind of weather, it's not getting it's not getting
(18:12):
any better. Anytime soon either. Well, on Fridays we like
to do a little self reflection if you will, and
see if in fact anything that we said caught on
at all.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
You know, did you learn anything from what we were
talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And great listen, I know I hear the show too,
so I know what I know what you're thinking. But
some people did learn some things this week on The
Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
What I learned this week is Gary's wife is the
female version of doctor Frankenstein setting up.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Female There's there's today's latest video that is up there
at Gary and Shannon on Instagram that shows us trying
to f our elves on.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
The shelves that exist.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Sprinkles and Fonsie have been up to some crazy hijinks
and the one that is Sprinkles.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
She wasn't exactly on.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
The stripper poll today, but she was doing some things
that would have gotten all of us in trouble had
we done it.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
At the holiday party.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that if this radio thing doesn't work out for Shannon,
she's got a backup plan. Sounds something like this. Gentlemen,
put your hands together at the center stage for wrinkles.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
She'd probably work for the Chargers before she got a
job at Star Gardens.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Hey, guys, great show as usual. You know what I've
learned today? And I've never done this segment or said
anything about this segment before, but today I happen to
have listened, well not today, but I happened to have
listened this last week to on the sidelines of the Chargers.
(20:03):
You need to be a commentator. You need to be
getting paid way more just saying.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
She's good at what she does. And all you have
to do is listen to learn that the game. By
the way, on Sunday morning, Chargers are in Kansas City
to take on the Chiefs in a twenty degree Kansas
City on Sunday. She has battery powered pants and jacket
to keep herself warm. This week on Gary and Shannon,
(20:32):
I learned that a chickener is someone who raises chickens.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I think I'd like to pay a chicken just because
of the name chickener.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I didn't know what chicken farmers seemed like just too easy.
I thought there may have been another name.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
For it, so that's why I came up with chickener.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I don't know, maybe we start a trend and start
calling our chicken farmers chickeners.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
This week, I learned that Shannon might have early on
set Dementsha.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I'm quite sure of the context of that, but sir,
thank you for the diagnosis.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Gary doesn't know how to sex and.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Elf sex and oh, what a freaking loser.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Dork again the l's on the shelf that we got
this week I ordered them off I think I just
ordered them off of Amazon from the North Pole Wink
and one was supposed to be a male elf and
the other one was supposed to be a female elf.
But when they came in the package, there was no well,
there was a slight difference between the two. One of
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them had really big eyes and the other one didn't.
So I just made the one with big eyes the
female elf and that's the one that eventually became Sprinkles.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Amy Arius of you and says there are two
components for a good exit from social gatherings. First component
two words a statement that you're leaving, and the second
opponent is a statement of gratitude. So something like I'm out,
great party.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Perfect, No need to overexplain, no need anyway, You'll have
a good weekend. See bye, Thank you, Roy, very good stuff.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
What I learned on The Gary and Shannon Show this
week is Shannon's never watched The Office And actually, Shannon,
it's quirky, but it's really not too bad. It catches
up to you and the cast is really good. And Gary,
the reason your wife is downloading pictures of Bradley Cooper
is so she can have those visions in her head
when you guys are having sexy time.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I don't think that's how women work, but thank you
for that. Thank you for that image. Funny story. And
I told this to my wife this morning. She woke
me up in the middle of the night by saying,
thank you for calling. One more what you learned this
week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
What I learned this week on Gary and Shannon is
that under the right circumstances, Gary's wife.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Becomes a peeping tom. I love the show. Well, that
was because there were people.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
We think there was some sort of an adult film
set in the condo complex that we lived in. With
little kids, and she was just looking through the front
door to see if in fact through the front window
to see if that was what was going on. And
she wasn't alone. We had a neighbor that was also snooping.
To make it clear, Hey, I also wanted to pitch
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the Weekend Fix, which is the podcast episode that does
not air during the week We recorded this one off
the air well for legal purposes, among other things. The
FCC would not allow us to put this on the air,
and I think corporate might have an issue with it
as well. But we talk about money dysmorphia. Oh and
(24:00):
Shannon's purchase of a Mormon goat for a Muslim family.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Which is pretty great. So anyway, that's that's on the
Weekend Fix.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
To get the Weekend Fix, you just check out the
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Speaker 6 (24:13):
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Speaker 6 (24:37):
You need to know.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
These are the stories that otherwise would have fallen through
the cracks. Here is our honorable mention, honorable mentionhit not
supposed to mention.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
It's been an honor serving with you, great and honorable Moses.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
So today we're holding auditions to come the newest member
of honor Primation.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Well, we've seen we've seen this before.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
We've seen people try to smuggle things into prisons before,
and this.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Is Sometimes they do it in their butt.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Gary, sometimes they do shan shan shan. Wow, we've got
We've become so familiar now I can't even or I'm
too lazy to spit out a second syllable. This used
to be remote controlled helicopters, which I think have kind
of fallen by the wayside now that drones have picked
up so significantly. In Lee County, South Carolina, the South
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Carolina Department of Corrections busted a drone delivering several items
to the Lee Correctional Institution. In it, there were not
just crab legs, old bay seasoning, that's how they do it,
cigarettes and a little bit of eighty bit of bitoo weed.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That is the way to do time. I'm telling you.
You can get some crab crab legs and there was
some old bay seasoning and then have a nice stogy
at the end.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Let's go go game cocks.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
There's number nine, number nine.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
I did nine place.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
If the cops dirty nine times out of tennis? Partner's
dirty too? Can I speak nine languages?
Speaker 8 (26:14):
Basically? Everybody at table nine, I'll be ready to go
another nine?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
And niner?
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Did I catch a niner in there?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Well, you're calling from all walkie talking.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Okay, don't say no right away. But I think as
a show we can take a quick vote. Should we
give Gary these mushrooms which cause fairy tale like hallucinations?
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Yes? And why why yes?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Yes, because it will expand his mind and he will
come back as Gary two point zero?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I agree, match yes and why yes for content?
Speaker 8 (26:45):
See yes, smart, very smart?
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Smart?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Will you Gary do mushrooms? Just not fairy tales? Though?
How fun that is?
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Fun? Sounds like fun.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
Once upon a time.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
And then you just go and I just ride a
horse off into the sunset.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Damn right?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
You do?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
With my dog as my as my companions?
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Sure put them in the sidecar, the horse with a
side car.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
There is there's a study that's going on about these
new mushrooms that are use it or that are creating
hallucinations that are much more uh maybe controllable, toned down,
versus what other hallucinations happen with the certain mushrooms that
can get kind of out of hand.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Uh So call them fairytale mushrooms.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
They call them fairytale mushrooms.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I think it sounds kind of nice, like a fun
little afternoon.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
The well we've talked before.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
There's a lot of there's a lot of research that's
actually going into using hallucinogens as treatment for certain kinds
of mental disorders or mental issues like PTSD.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Or just like a slow news day at a radio station.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
You know we have a slow news day, we pump
you up with some mushrooms. You're also where the day goes.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I'll say this, I take it as a compliment that
you think that I'd be able to hallucinate trip and ball.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
And still be able to explain to you what's going
on in my home.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Actual beauty of mushrooms, that's not That's why we're not
putting on acid.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
You'll be seeing fractals and like the walls moving, but
you're still I'm still.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
To tell you I'm seeing fractic.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
You would be a perfect candidate for this.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Here's number eight. The tide is bold every eight seconds.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Here's another topic that you could tackle while I'm on
my fairy tale mushrooms.
Speaker 6 (28:43):
I assume.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
There is a possibility that time doesn't actually exist. What
the nature of time is one of the most profound
and longstanding problems in physics, one that no one can
ever actually agree on. Time from our perspective, seems to
just go forward each seven.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
But what you're saying, oh.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
You've never been sixty seven unless you look at the
way time also can reverse itself, because mathematically, there are
theorems that at least prove theoretically is that Kasi Moran
that time should flow as freely backwards as it does forwards.
(29:29):
And then the quantum realm, which can flip all of
time on its head when it comes to quantum gravity,
et cetera.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
The word quantum and theorem and it reminds me of
when I tapped out at any sort of learning institution
like if they brought up theorem, I was like, and we're.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Done out, We're done.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
What's for lunch?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Just as a quick note, In nineteen sixty seven, the
Wheeler DeWitt equasion equation came came up by John w
and Bryce de Witt.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
They came up with it.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
They were trying to unify a quantum description of reality
with the forty spacetime of general relativity, and they did
come up with an equation back in nineteen sixty seven.
But in that equation, time no longer appears at all.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Did anybody else just lose time?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I feel like my brain is putty number seven.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
The seventh son of the seventh son with seven days?
Speaker 8 (30:30):
Would a government seven seven?
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Seven years of college done to dra seven seven seven?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
You know, my husband has been able to do a
lot of stuff around the house that I would have
never thought he could do or would want to do.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
But he is learning YouTube videos.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
It makes the dryer, He's done electrical work like anything.
He can do anything. There's a YouTube video for everything.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Most of them will not get you killed.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Yeah, and it's successful.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
And he feels good and I feel good because the
stuff is done surgery, though, is a bridge too far?
Speaker 8 (31:07):
Well, isn't it?
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
In the Uttar Pradesh area of India, a doctor was
trying to do a kidney stone removal.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
He was drunk.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
By the way, Oh that Kate had watched the video
on YouTube on how to extract kidney stones. He ended
up cutting into a woman, cut multiple nerves in her stomach,
her small intestine, her esophagus. Needless to say, she didn't.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
It'd be one thing if the kidney stone was in
like a finger you don't use, or something like that.
You know, something that's your calf. I don't know, kidney
stone in your just something is something where you know,
maybe a drunk surgeon who's not a surgeon could poke
around a little bit and no harm, no foul.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
He's gonna get a little messy, But it's just like your.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Penis or your lady parts. No, No, that's where I
cut it off. The experimentation number simmers.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I got six six drunken law.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
And if you were passing a kidney stone, it'd be
in your penis if I was, Yes, if it got
that far, now, that's eventually where it goes.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
That's where kidney stones usually end up.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
They don't just chill in your kidney, they're in your
penis easy?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Are is so dramatic about that? Wow?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
The no tax on tip idea right that was first
pushed by President Trump has caused some interesting jobs within
the I R S.
Speaker 8 (32:36):
I think that's why are they yelling at you. I'm
not quite sure your genitals.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
According to the New York Times, some I R S
agents are going to have to watch only fans content
in order to determine if the content meets the no
tax on tips long.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, I would also think there's a number of guys
that want to find a legitimate way where they have
to watch OnlyFans for work.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Oh honey, listen, Yeah, I know I am stuck at
the office.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Did you hear how that Michigan coach was sliding into
OnlyFans dms?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That guy's got the mind we hear about you. It's
an awful story, didn't they. I think they can the
athletic director too. Oh no, here's number five for five.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
I have five rules. We begin bombing in five minutes.
Five line. This is the year five point five.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Give me a favorite, lose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
H So, if you're gonna take someone hostage and kidnap them.
Make sure they don't work for the government. That's really
the takeaway as you go into your weekend. Make sure
your kidnapping victim is not connected. A man and women
are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland
Security investigations tried to arrest the guy for overstaying his visa.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
Uh yeah this uh y.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
FBI agent pulls up next to a Kia and a GPSUV.
A twenty four year old guy who is wanted is
in the passenger seat. When he sees the guy in
the unmarked Explorer, he allegedly pulls a mask over his
face and gets out of the jeep, and according to
the FBI affidavit, the Homeland Security agents walk up to
the jeep, They show their badge, they identified themselves, and
(34:21):
they tell this guy they want to talk about his
immigration status. He jumps into the jeep's back seat yells
for his girlfriend to drive away. One of the agents
got into the front seat of the jeep and in
order to stop them, the guy tries to push the
agent out. A second agent tries to pull the guy
out of the back seat. It turns out they were
able to get away. She the girlfriend behind the wheel,
(34:42):
drives off. They go to a police station with the
Homeland Security agent trapped in their vehicle.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
I know who won that one.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
Number four or minute is.
Speaker 11 (34:52):
Probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Now, commandment number four.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
This isn't the same world he left four years ago.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Ruins.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
People get to call reindeer on their property. They know
which ones are the magic ones?
Speaker 8 (35:07):
Does that mean kill reindeer?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Exactly?
Speaker 8 (35:10):
Call is such a silly word.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
It's trying to tamp him down the word kill by
calling it coal. They're killing reindeer at Somerset Reindeer Ranch.
They're calling them dangerous wild animals. These are reindeer that
hosts meat and greats for children on the farm.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
We've met reindeer before, we have met. They have not
appeared to be dangerous.
Speaker 8 (35:34):
They were in Orange County, were they not the Orange?
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Yes, you're right. I want to say that sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
The Secretary of State for environment this is back in
the UK or environmental American reindeer.
Speaker 8 (35:50):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, they treat our reindeer with respect around here.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
They come with legendary magic power.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
That's better.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
You know, there's number three, the.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Number count and the number of the counting shall be three.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Fight were dead within three hours.
Speaker 11 (36:05):
Three security clearance level three, all.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Three of the three. I got all three of you
guys for the rest of your nat is.
Speaker 8 (36:12):
Born live After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
A guy once to get on those fairy tale mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I was gonna say, so beef mushrooms, or this could
be just Elmer's real life. Like I could totally see
this happening to Elmer, right. This guy in Florida is
in a stolen BMW. He crashes, unfortunately, and claims that
he teleported into the vehicle. While deputies were arresting him,
he was going, did.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
I nail it?
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (36:39):
I heard about this, and I was like, what if
he's telling the truth exactly nailed?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It's going one hundred well, I should say the car.
The car was going about one hundred miles an hour.
Deputies said it crashed and when they found him bloodied
and dazed inside the car, the thirty six year old
guy said, I don't know how I got here.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
I teleported.
Speaker 8 (37:00):
It was funny.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I was trying to find a new podcast that listen.
I had a long commute yesterday, and there's this popular
one called the telepathy Telepathy tapes. Sure, but people who
speak to other people, they don't have to be in
the same room through their minds. And I listened to
like maybe a minute and a half. I was like,
this is some elmer s Next, here's number two.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
What's going on you two?
Speaker 6 (37:19):
We got two fingers one two two people. There's two
sons and no women.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Well, we've seen this happen in pranks, but it's usually
the students who do this, not the teachers. A teaching
assistant taken into custody after a string of disruptions out
of high school were smelled like poop for weeks.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Well, he was repeatedly using a spray that produced the
smell of feces instead of the poop spray that reduces
the smell. This increased the smell. There are so many
people that choose to work around children for a reason.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
It's because the Yeah, the district spent fifty five thous
dollars on inspections and.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
For your conditions. Smell the crap for a while. Kids,
there's number one.
Speaker 10 (38:05):
Weird, number one, number one, We're number one.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Then I decided to look out for number one?
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Are you the number one row? Number one?
Speaker 8 (38:14):
Number one, number one. I don't know why we're upset
about this.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
If China is making people pay a condom tax, well
then aren't we winning.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Kind of Obviously they had a one child policy. Families
that had additional kids more than one they faced tifty
fines at times forced abortions or sterilizations. And now Chinese
consumers have to pay a thirteen percent value added tax
on contraceptive drugs and products, including condoms, coming up at
the beginning of the year, and some people are already
(38:43):
saying in Chinese, I don't know what the translation is,
it's too expensive to have sex.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I am glad that you did not take a guess
and a gander at the translation, because I don't want
to do the show on my own next week. You
think I would be suspended if we've suspensions for less?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yes, we have, all right, we too low John Covel
show us up next.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
We'll see you Monday.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Travel safe, Thank you, stay dry, everybody, blessings.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty nine am to one pm every Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio ap
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
I forgot to do this before Shannon left for today.
She's on her way to Kansas City. The Chiefs are playing. Yeah,
I'm sorry, the Chargers are playing the Chiefs in Kansas City.
But last night on Thursday Night Football, the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers lost to the Atlanta Falcons, a huge upset. In fact,
the Buccaneers were up by I think two touchdowns in
the fourth quarter before the Falcons came back and beat them.
(00:33):
And the Buccaneers head coach, guy named Todd Bowles, had
an absolutely great postgame interview with the media, very calm,
but very angry.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Excuse me both, if you don't make excuses, you gotta
care enough the way it hurts. You gotta karenove where
it hurts. It gotta mean something to you. It's more
than a job, it's your livelihood. How well do you.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Know your job?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
How well can you do your job?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You can't sugarcoat it was inexcusable and he has no
fin answer for it. As for no excuse for it,
that's what you're telling them with a lot when you
look in the mirror.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Look in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, Yeah, let's talk about motivational Monday, even though it's Friday.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Time?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
For what's happening time?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
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and released information of from thousands of pictures from the
accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein's estate. Now, out of those
(01:47):
ninety five thousand, they've released less than twenty, but those
less than twenty, nineteen of them specifically show a bunch
of high profile dudes hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
And young women.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
The women's pictures are either blocked out so you can't
see their faces, or they're obscured so you can't really
see who they are. But we're talking about not only
Donald Trump and Bill Clinton, but people like Woody Allen,
Bill Gates, Andrew mount Batten windsor who that used to
be Prince Andrew, but we don't call him that anymore.
(02:24):
The Steve Bannon is one of those a Trump advisor
for a long time, and at this point, none of
this information is necessarily knew. We knew that all of
these guys had some sort of connection with Jeffrey Epstein.
There are people who have suggested, in fact, Robert Garcia,
congressman who's on the Oversight Committee, had said that this
is all proof that there is a White House cover
(02:45):
up going on, that these images should have been released
a long time ago. I don't know if they're the
same images that will be included in the Department of
Justice's release of information. You remember, the President did sign
that in the bill into law that requires the Department
of Justice to release all of its investigative materials on
(03:06):
Jeffrey Epstein by next Friday.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Now we'll see if it actually we'll see if it happens.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
YouTube tv has announced it's going to debut ten new
YouTube TV plans for different genres of programming. They haven't
announced the pricing list or anything like this, or even
all the specific programming packages. But if you're a fan
of YouTube tv, I've heard it's great.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I don't have it, but I'm i've heard it's good
you could have. For example, the YouTube TV Sports plan
would include every ESPN network, which is ESPN two, ESPN three,
ESPN U, ESPN News, all of those, ESPN Unlimited, as
well as FS one, the NBC Sports Network, and then
(03:51):
you can add on more programming things like the NFL
Sunday Ticket or the NFL Red Zone, and that would
include unlimited DVR and Multi You and all of that
sort of thing. They also are expecting other entertainment specific
packages depending on what you like to watch. Kids packages
or packages for kids is probably a better way to
(04:14):
put it.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
So all that is coming up.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Gavin Newsom continues to pitch his new book that's coming out.
He claims that there was a Democratic National Committee meeting
in La yesterday and he said being honest comes with
a cost, and he's talking about the candid details about
his own life and about those around him.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
He as a co writer on this book.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
A former Alley Times reporter named Mark Arax told the
governor that he wouldn't be part of the project unless
Gavin Newsom said everything, and Gavin Newsom said responded to
him and said, and then you read stuff and wonder, oh,
how's this going to read, and he said that some
conservative commentators are going to attack him over the passages,
and he said, this is not a politician's book, exactly
(05:00):
what you would expect a politician to say. It's not
a book that you would expect me to write. He said,
it's all out there. Listen. The guy's got plenty of
political stuff that he can talk about.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I am curious to see what he writes about.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
And I think Shannon and I both had said yesterday
when we were talking about his book this, I would
read this thing. I would read this thing because I
would want to know who this guy is, especially if
he ends up running for president, as everybody expects that
he will. Former Michigan football coach Sharon Moore arrested, of course,
after prosecutor said an incident occurred at the home of
(05:38):
a staff member that he had an intimate relationship. We've
talked about this all week. He was arrested on Wednesday
after the Pittsfield Township Police Department responded to a nine
to one to one call. They said they were investigating
an alleged assault. The police response came less than an
hour before Sharon Moore was fired.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
I had that timeline mixed up.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I had those two incidents instances reversed in my timeline
in my head. But he was arrested and then fired
less than an hour later. He had apparently shown up
to the house of the young staff member that he
was having an affair with, threatened to kill himself and her,
not necessarily in that order. He was in court this
(06:19):
morning in charge with a whole slew of things, including
some felonies which will help home invasion, stalking, et cetera.
She says, and again, this is the young woman that
he was having in the affair with. She said that
he threatened her with a knife. By the way, he
for the last couple of years, ever since Jim Harbaugh
has been the coach of the Chargers. He took over
(06:39):
for Harbaugh there at the University of Michigan, He's been
having this relationship with this young woman despite the fact
that he's married, he's got three daughters of his own.
And the woman that he's having the affair with was
originally making fifty eight grand a year. Somehow her pay
got bumped up to ninety nine thousand.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Dollars a year.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh, speaking of Gavin Newsom, forgot to mention this one earlier.
Nicki Minaj has gone after Gavin Newsom. She took to
social media and said, well, we didn't get to the interview.
With the interview that Gavin Newsom said he wants to
see trans kids.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
He ran on this.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Saying that he's passed more trans protection legislation than any
other governor and that he wants to see trans kids
and brags about his godson being trans. Nicki Minaj said,
imagine being a guy running on wanting to see trans kids.
Not even a trans adult would run on that. Normal
adults wake up and they think they want to see healthy, safe,
(07:43):
happy kids, not Gav. The gav knots, she said, or
gave pooh. She said, send in the next guy. I'm bored.
And you know, as we've seen, once you lose Nicki Minaj,
you just lose everything all right. Up next Gas Fantasy
for Place. It's back our four games for this weekend.
We will pick them all. I think Shannon might even
(08:04):
be involved when we come back.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
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Speaker 2 (08:13):
It is a Friday, which means we're gonna do what
you learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show
that's coming up in a few minutes after the news
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this week on the Gary and Shannon Show. Well, it's
time for our guest Fantasy four play. The football guru
(08:37):
that is Elmer has picked the four games that we're
gonna choose from this weekend.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
See if we can pick all of the winners.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
As we get closer towards the end of this twenty
twenty five NFL season, let's go with Game one.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Okay, So Game one we have the Buffalo Bills versus
the New England Patriots.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Oh my goodness, let's see here.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Do we still have the Bills fighting for a wildcard spot?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Not fighting?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
They're firmly in place in a wildcard spot at nine
and four. Patriots lead the division at eleven. Into It's
in New England. Bills always play the Patriots hard, though
I'm not cold.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I did the checks to see which one of these
is going to be a weather game. I mean it's
going to be thirty, so I don't think.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
It affects either one of these.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
The God.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
I like the Bills in New England, I really do.
I just feel like Josh.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Allen's got something to prove, and I like the Bills.
I'm gonna take the Bills on the away game here.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm only going to take the Patriots because we need
more separation and I can't pick everything that you can get.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
So I'm going to take the Patriots.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Smart Elmer, I'm going with the Bills because I don't know,
it seems nice.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Buffalo's near the Jets kinda share a state. Yeah it's
New York.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Producer, Matt, you get to choose now, Bills, this is
the Patriots.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Who you're gonna go with?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
This one's impossible for me, but I am.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Gonna say I think somehow.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
The Patriots are better for Yeah, they already won the division.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I'll say Patriots, Okay, excellent? And what is Game two?
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Okay? So Game two we have Baltimore Ravens versus the
Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
This is the cold weather game. This at kickoff.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I think the forecast in Cincinnati is for five actual degrees,
but that it will feel like it's ten below supposed
to be clear. It's going to snow on Saturday in Cincinnati,
but they'll have it all clear off the field, obviously,
But it is going to be a chili chili.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Game Ravens against the Bengals.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So let's take Joe Burrow out, Let's take his receivers out.
If it's going to be cold and snowing, that leaves
Lamar running the ball. That also leaves a very desperate
Ravens team that is fighting with the Steelers to lead
that division.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
I like John Harbaugh and.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
The Ravens in this one away in Cincinnati, especially since
Joe Burrow was talking about how he needs to it
needs to be a fun game for him to keep
playing those comments coming this week.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
I like the Ravens in this one.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Wait what, it's got to be a fun game for
him to have his mind in it.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, I mean I'm taking it out of contact. Like
I'm a Joe Burrow fan. He's a guy's guy. He's
a football guy. Yeah, he loves the game. The last
time we heard him talk, he was saying, I get
paid a lot of money to play a child's game,
and that's why a three win season is still worth
it for me to play in. Okay, but he's essentially saying,
get me a freaking offensive line, thank you, and you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yes, I'm also taking Baltimore. Derek Henry's got to have
an opportunity to This could be a game for him
to highlight who he was when he was with Tennessee.
AND's just it feels like he's being under used there
in Baltimore.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
But we'll see. I'm taking the Ravens, Elmer.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
I'm going with the Ravens because ravens and crows are
awesome and I want to get a tattoo.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
They're very smart.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
A group of ravens to don pros sometimes.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
But do you know what a group of owls is called.
It's called a parliament.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Parliament.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Yeah, Baltimore, I gotta go Bengals.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Okay, I like it all right?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Game three?
Speaker 8 (12:16):
Oh, this is a game. Yeah, go ahead, the Ravens
and Bengals.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
No, no, no, the game got you.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
We have the gren Bay Packers versus the Denver Broncos.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
In Denver, Denver, Sunday afternoon. Again, not a weather is should.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Be nice for Denver.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Packers are nine three and one. The Broncos are eleven
and two.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh my goodness, I love this game. I love this game.
But I hate to say it, but I give this
one of the Broncos in that defense.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Uh ah, I love this game. I do think the
Broncos are gonna weird.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, think about the Packers and the Bears. Right,
think about the NFC North right now, Packers, Bears, Lions.
Packers and Bears are tied to nine wins a peace
fighting for the NFC North. One of them is probably
gonna land in that wild card position, right, and then
you've got the Lions that are fighting to get in
there with eight wins and.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
They have to go up Rams.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
This weekend they play the Rams. Oh my goodness, wow, Wow,
what a week to be alive.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
I don't know about that. It's the I'm taking the
Broncos as well. Elmer, who do you choose? Game three?
Packers Broncos?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Oh Man, So most of my picks I've been on
the left hand side, So I'm gonna stick with the
left hand side with Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, and producer Matt, you got Green Bay versus Denver.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
In Denver, I'm going Denver. I think they'll win it,
all right. And now Game four.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Game four is Carolina Panthers versus the New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Don't look now, but with the Buccaneers doing what they
always do at this point of the season and failing
to pull through in the fourth quarter last night, you
got the Panthers that could be ahead of the NFC South.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Well are I think I think they are.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
They're tied with the Buccaneers, but I think they get
the tiebreaker there. They each have seven wins a piece.
But Panthers be a sad Saints team and they're up.
They're officially the head of the NFC South. I like
the Panthers in this team.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Taking the Saints only just for the underdog opportunities. It
is going to be I think a wild, wild weekend.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
As we've seen many weeks before.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Picking New Orleans, Elmer, the audience can't see the paper.
But on the left hand side we have the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 8 (14:37):
All the visiting teams.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Elman, gotcha, gotcha? Well, I'm glad that Channon thinks they're
going to do well because I'm picking them.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Okay, side and Matt who you choose, Carolina, New Orleans Panthers.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
All right, let's not forget that Philip Rivers, at forty
four years old, is going to Seattle in that stadium
to take on one of the top three defenses in
the league this season.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
He hasn't played in five years.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
He's forty four, He's the size of a house, So
I'm not worried essentially about him being tackled.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
But what in afternoon that is going to be? And
I get to catch that.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
One of those afternoon games if you're lucky to see it.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Bill's Patriots, Ravens, Bengals, Ackers, Broncos, Anther Saints. Those are
our four games. We'll come back together on Monday and
see how things went. In the meantime, we're gonna do
what you learned this week on The Gary and Shannon
Show and check the news.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Wrapping up this Friday, pressures continue to ratchet up on
Venezuela's Nicholas Maduro. The US announced new sanctions on shipping
companies and vessels that it says have helped move Venezuelan oil.
In fact, three of three nephews of Nicholas Maduro's wife,
as well as other Maduro affiliated businessmen, also named in
(15:57):
the sanctions that was released the list, at least that
was released.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
By the US Treasury.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Two of the nephews, by the way, were previously convicted
of drug trafficking charges in the US before they were
released in a prisoner swap. The Treasury said that six
vessels also on this list engaged in deceptive and unsafe
shipping practices that provided financial resources to the government there
in Venezuela. President Trump did sign an executive order yesterday
(16:24):
aimed at blocking states from crafting their own regulations for
artificial intelligence. He says the industry is at risk of
being stifled if there's just a bunch of a patchwork
of laws across the country while we the United States
and our AI infrastructure battles with Chinese competitors when it
(16:44):
when it comes to supremacy. A natural gas line, you
may have seen the video of this. A natural gas
line triggered a huge explosion that completely leveled a house
up in the Bay area in Hayward. Specifically, six people
were injured. Several other properties were damaged when this thing
there was a report of a gas league PGNI had
shut down the gas line, and then about ten minutes
(17:06):
after the shutdown is when the explosion took place. There
was one person inside this home when it was leveled,
but was not hurt amazingly, others six others were Six
other people were injured in the area, including three people
who suffered some serious injuries. And then finally, Washington State
(17:28):
continues to be under a state of emergency. That Governor
their Bob Ferguson has said that days of torrential rain
have caused historic floods. Thousands of people have had to
flee their homes. Flood warnings in the western part of
Washington State have put one hundred thousand residents in Scadget
and Snahomish Counties under Level three evacuation orders, which meant
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as soon as the order was issued, they were told
to leave, not to wait. Governor Ferguson is telling everybody
followed these evacuation instructions because flooding could reach cat trophic
levels by later today in some places. If you them
and they've had days and days of this kind of
this kind of weather, it's not getting it's not getting
(18:12):
any better. Anytime soon either. Well, on Fridays we like
to do a little self reflection if you will, and
see if in fact anything that we said caught on
at all.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
You know, did you learn anything from what we were
talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And great listen, I know I hear the show too,
so I know what I know what you're thinking. But
some people did learn some things this week on The
Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
What I learned this week is Gary's wife is the
female version of doctor Frankenstein setting up.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Female There's there's today's latest video that is up there
at Gary and Shannon on Instagram that shows us trying
to f our elves on.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
The shelves that exist.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Sprinkles and Fonsie have been up to some crazy hijinks
and the one that is Sprinkles.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
She wasn't exactly on.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
The stripper poll today, but she was doing some things
that would have gotten all of us in trouble had
we done it.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
At the holiday party.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that if this radio thing doesn't work out for Shannon,
she's got a backup plan. Sounds something like this. Gentlemen,
put your hands together at the center stage for wrinkles.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
She'd probably work for the Chargers before she got a
job at Star Gardens.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Hey, guys, great show as usual. You know what I've
learned today? And I've never done this segment or said
anything about this segment before, but today I happen to
have listened, well not today, but I happened to have
listened this last week to on the sidelines of the Chargers.
(20:03):
You need to be a commentator. You need to be
getting paid way more just saying.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
She's good at what she does. And all you have
to do is listen to learn that the game. By
the way, on Sunday morning, Chargers are in Kansas City
to take on the Chiefs in a twenty degree Kansas
City on Sunday. She has battery powered pants and jacket
to keep herself warm. This week on Gary and Shannon,
(20:32):
I learned that a chickener is someone who raises chickens.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I think I'd like to pay a chicken just because
of the name chickener.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I didn't know what chicken farmers seemed like just too easy.
I thought there may have been another name.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
For it, so that's why I came up with chickener.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I don't know, maybe we start a trend and start
calling our chicken farmers chickeners.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
This week, I learned that Shannon might have early on
set Dementsha.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I'm quite sure of the context of that, but sir,
thank you for the diagnosis.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Gary doesn't know how to sex and.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Elf sex and oh, what a freaking loser.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Dork again the l's on the shelf that we got
this week I ordered them off I think I just
ordered them off of Amazon from the North Pole Wink
and one was supposed to be a male elf and
the other one was supposed to be a female elf.
But when they came in the package, there was no well,
there was a slight difference between the two. One of
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them had really big eyes and the other one didn't.
So I just made the one with big eyes the
female elf and that's the one that eventually became Sprinkles.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Amy Arius of you and says there are two
components for a good exit from social gatherings. First component
two words a statement that you're leaving, and the second
opponent is a statement of gratitude. So something like I'm out,
great party.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Perfect, No need to overexplain, no need anyway, You'll have
a good weekend. See bye, Thank you, Roy, very good stuff.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
What I learned on The Gary and Shannon Show this
week is Shannon's never watched The Office And actually, Shannon,
it's quirky, but it's really not too bad. It catches
up to you and the cast is really good. And Gary,
the reason your wife is downloading pictures of Bradley Cooper
is so she can have those visions in her head
when you guys are having sexy time.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I don't think that's how women work, but thank you
for that. Thank you for that image. Funny story. And
I told this to my wife this morning. She woke
me up in the middle of the night by saying,
thank you for calling. One more what you learned this
week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
What I learned this week on Gary and Shannon is
that under the right circumstances, Gary's wife.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Becomes a peeping tom. I love the show. Well, that
was because there were people.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
We think there was some sort of an adult film
set in the condo complex that we lived in. With
little kids, and she was just looking through the front
door to see if in fact through the front window
to see if that was what was going on. And
she wasn't alone. We had a neighbor that was also snooping.
To make it clear, Hey, I also wanted to pitch
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the Weekend Fix, which is the podcast episode that does
not air during the week We recorded this one off
the air well for legal purposes, among other things. The
FCC would not allow us to put this on the air,
and I think corporate might have an issue with it
as well. But we talk about money dysmorphia. Oh and
(24:00):
Shannon's purchase of a Mormon goat for a Muslim family.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Which is pretty great. So anyway, that's that's on the
Weekend Fix.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
To get the Weekend Fix, you just check out the
podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
It uploads tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
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Leave comments and share it and rate the podcast as
well because that all helps us out. And on Fridays well,
on Fridays, we like to end with the nine news nuggets.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
You need to know.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
These are the stories that otherwise would have fallen through
the cracks. Here is our honorable mention, honorable mentionhit not
supposed to mention.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
It's been an honor serving with you, great and honorable Moses.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
So today we're holding auditions to come the newest member
of honor Primation.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Well, we've seen we've seen this before.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
We've seen people try to smuggle things into prisons before,
and this.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Is Sometimes they do it in their butt.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Gary, sometimes they do shan shan shan. Wow, we've got
We've become so familiar now I can't even or I'm
too lazy to spit out a second syllable. This used
to be remote controlled helicopters, which I think have kind
of fallen by the wayside now that drones have picked
up so significantly. In Lee County, South Carolina, the South
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Carolina Department of Corrections busted a drone delivering several items
to the Lee Correctional Institution. In it, there were not
just crab legs, old bay seasoning, that's how they do it,
cigarettes and a little bit of eighty bit of bitoo weed.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That is the way to do time. I'm telling you.
You can get some crab crab legs and there was
some old bay seasoning and then have a nice stogy
at the end.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Let's go go game cocks.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
There's number nine, number nine.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
I did nine place.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
If the cops dirty nine times out of tennis? Partner's
dirty too? Can I speak nine languages?
Speaker 8 (26:14):
Basically? Everybody at table nine, I'll be ready to go
another nine?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
And niner?
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Did I catch a niner in there?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Well, you're calling from all walkie talking.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Okay, don't say no right away. But I think as
a show we can take a quick vote. Should we
give Gary these mushrooms which cause fairy tale like hallucinations?
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Yes? And why why yes?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Yes, because it will expand his mind and he will
come back as Gary two point zero?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I agree, match yes and why yes for content?
Speaker 8 (26:45):
See yes, smart, very smart?
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Smart?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Will you Gary do mushrooms? Just not fairy tales? Though?
How fun that is?
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Fun? Sounds like fun.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
Once upon a time.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
And then you just go and I just ride a
horse off into the sunset.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Damn right?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
You do?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
With my dog as my as my companions?
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Sure put them in the sidecar, the horse with a
side car.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
There is there's a study that's going on about these
new mushrooms that are use it or that are creating
hallucinations that are much more uh maybe controllable, toned down,
versus what other hallucinations happen with the certain mushrooms that
can get kind of out of hand.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Uh So call them fairytale mushrooms.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
They call them fairytale mushrooms.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I think it sounds kind of nice, like a fun
little afternoon.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
The well we've talked before.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
There's a lot of there's a lot of research that's
actually going into using hallucinogens as treatment for certain kinds
of mental disorders or mental issues like PTSD.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Or just like a slow news day at a radio station.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
You know we have a slow news day, we pump
you up with some mushrooms. You're also where the day goes.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I'll say this, I take it as a compliment that
you think that I'd be able to hallucinate trip and ball.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
And still be able to explain to you what's going
on in my home.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Actual beauty of mushrooms, that's not That's why we're not
putting on acid.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
You'll be seeing fractals and like the walls moving, but
you're still I'm still.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
To tell you I'm seeing fractic.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
You would be a perfect candidate for this.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Here's number eight. The tide is bold every eight seconds.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Here's another topic that you could tackle while I'm on
my fairy tale mushrooms.
Speaker 6 (28:43):
I assume.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
There is a possibility that time doesn't actually exist. What
the nature of time is one of the most profound
and longstanding problems in physics, one that no one can
ever actually agree on. Time from our perspective, seems to
just go forward each seven.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
But what you're saying, oh.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
You've never been sixty seven unless you look at the
way time also can reverse itself, because mathematically, there are
theorems that at least prove theoretically is that Kasi Moran
that time should flow as freely backwards as it does forwards.
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And then the quantum realm, which can flip all of
time on its head when it comes to quantum gravity,
et cetera.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
The word quantum and theorem and it reminds me of
when I tapped out at any sort of learning institution
like if they brought up theorem, I was like, and we're.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Done out, We're done.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
What's for lunch?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Just as a quick note, In nineteen sixty seven, the
Wheeler DeWitt equasion equation came came up by John w
and Bryce de Witt.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
They came up with it.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
They were trying to unify a quantum description of reality
with the forty spacetime of general relativity, and they did
come up with an equation back in nineteen sixty seven.
But in that equation, time no longer appears at all.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Did anybody else just lose time?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I feel like my brain is putty number seven.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
The seventh son of the seventh son with seven days?
Speaker 8 (30:30):
Would a government seven seven?
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Seven years of college done to dra seven seven seven?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
You know, my husband has been able to do a
lot of stuff around the house that I would have
never thought he could do or would want to do.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
But he is learning YouTube videos.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
It makes the dryer, He's done electrical work like anything.
He can do anything. There's a YouTube video for everything.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Most of them will not get you killed.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Yeah, and it's successful.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
And he feels good and I feel good because the
stuff is done surgery, though, is a bridge too far?
Speaker 8 (31:07):
Well, isn't it?
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
In the Uttar Pradesh area of India, a doctor was
trying to do a kidney stone removal.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
He was drunk.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
By the way, Oh that Kate had watched the video
on YouTube on how to extract kidney stones. He ended
up cutting into a woman, cut multiple nerves in her stomach,
her small intestine, her esophagus. Needless to say, she didn't.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
It'd be one thing if the kidney stone was in
like a finger you don't use, or something like that.
You know, something that's your calf. I don't know, kidney
stone in your just something is something where you know,
maybe a drunk surgeon who's not a surgeon could poke
around a little bit and no harm, no foul.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
He's gonna get a little messy, But it's just like your.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Penis or your lady parts. No, No, that's where I
cut it off. The experimentation number simmers.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I got six six drunken law.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
And if you were passing a kidney stone, it'd be
in your penis if I was, Yes, if it got
that far, now, that's eventually where it goes.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
That's where kidney stones usually end up.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
They don't just chill in your kidney, they're in your
penis easy?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Are is so dramatic about that? Wow?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
The no tax on tip idea right that was first
pushed by President Trump has caused some interesting jobs within
the I R S.
Speaker 8 (32:36):
I think that's why are they yelling at you. I'm
not quite sure your genitals.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
According to the New York Times, some I R S
agents are going to have to watch only fans content
in order to determine if the content meets the no
tax on tips long.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, I would also think there's a number of guys
that want to find a legitimate way where they have
to watch OnlyFans for work.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Oh honey, listen, Yeah, I know I am stuck at
the office.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Did you hear how that Michigan coach was sliding into
OnlyFans dms?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That guy's got the mind we hear about you. It's
an awful story, didn't they. I think they can the
athletic director too. Oh no, here's number five for five.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
I have five rules. We begin bombing in five minutes.
Five line. This is the year five point five.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Give me a favorite, lose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
H So, if you're gonna take someone hostage and kidnap them.
Make sure they don't work for the government. That's really
the takeaway as you go into your weekend. Make sure
your kidnapping victim is not connected. A man and women
are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland
Security investigations tried to arrest the guy for overstaying his visa.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
Uh yeah this uh y.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
FBI agent pulls up next to a Kia and a GPSUV.
A twenty four year old guy who is wanted is
in the passenger seat. When he sees the guy in
the unmarked Explorer, he allegedly pulls a mask over his
face and gets out of the jeep, and according to
the FBI affidavit, the Homeland Security agents walk up to
the jeep, They show their badge, they identified themselves, and
(34:21):
they tell this guy they want to talk about his
immigration status. He jumps into the jeep's back seat yells
for his girlfriend to drive away. One of the agents
got into the front seat of the jeep and in
order to stop them, the guy tries to push the
agent out. A second agent tries to pull the guy
out of the back seat. It turns out they were
able to get away. She the girlfriend behind the wheel,
(34:42):
drives off. They go to a police station with the
Homeland Security agent trapped in their vehicle.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
I know who won that one.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
Number four or minute is.
Speaker 11 (34:52):
Probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Now, commandment number four.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
This isn't the same world he left four years ago.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Ruins.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
People get to call reindeer on their property. They know
which ones are the magic ones?
Speaker 8 (35:07):
Does that mean kill reindeer?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Exactly?
Speaker 8 (35:10):
Call is such a silly word.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
It's trying to tamp him down the word kill by
calling it coal. They're killing reindeer at Somerset Reindeer Ranch.
They're calling them dangerous wild animals. These are reindeer that
hosts meat and greats for children on the farm.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
We've met reindeer before, we have met. They have not
appeared to be dangerous.
Speaker 8 (35:34):
They were in Orange County, were they not the Orange?
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Yes, you're right. I want to say that sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
The Secretary of State for environment this is back in
the UK or environmental American reindeer.
Speaker 8 (35:50):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, they treat our reindeer with respect around here.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
They come with legendary magic power.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
That's better.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
You know, there's number three, the.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Number count and the number of the counting shall be three.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Fight were dead within three hours.
Speaker 11 (36:05):
Three security clearance level three, all.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Three of the three. I got all three of you
guys for the rest of your nat is.
Speaker 8 (36:12):
Born live After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
A guy once to get on those fairy tale mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I was gonna say, so beef mushrooms, or this could
be just Elmer's real life. Like I could totally see
this happening to Elmer, right. This guy in Florida is
in a stolen BMW. He crashes, unfortunately, and claims that
he teleported into the vehicle. While deputies were arresting him,
he was going, did.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
I nail it?
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (36:39):
I heard about this, and I was like, what if
he's telling the truth exactly nailed?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It's going one hundred well, I should say the car.
The car was going about one hundred miles an hour.
Deputies said it crashed and when they found him bloodied
and dazed inside the car, the thirty six year old
guy said, I don't know how I got here.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
I teleported.
Speaker 8 (37:00):
It was funny.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I was trying to find a new podcast that listen.
I had a long commute yesterday, and there's this popular
one called the telepathy Telepathy tapes. Sure, but people who
speak to other people, they don't have to be in
the same room through their minds. And I listened to
like maybe a minute and a half. I was like,
this is some elmer s Next, here's number two.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
What's going on you two?
Speaker 6 (37:19):
We got two fingers one two two people. There's two
sons and no women.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Well, we've seen this happen in pranks, but it's usually
the students who do this, not the teachers. A teaching
assistant taken into custody after a string of disruptions out
of high school were smelled like poop for weeks.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Well, he was repeatedly using a spray that produced the
smell of feces instead of the poop spray that reduces
the smell. This increased the smell. There are so many
people that choose to work around children for a reason.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
It's because the Yeah, the district spent fifty five thous
dollars on inspections and.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
For your conditions. Smell the crap for a while. Kids,
there's number one.
Speaker 10 (38:05):
Weird, number one, number one, We're number one.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Then I decided to look out for number one?
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Are you the number one row? Number one?
Speaker 8 (38:14):
Number one, number one. I don't know why we're upset
about this.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
If China is making people pay a condom tax, well
then aren't we winning.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Kind of Obviously they had a one child policy. Families
that had additional kids more than one they faced tifty
fines at times forced abortions or sterilizations. And now Chinese
consumers have to pay a thirteen percent value added tax
on contraceptive drugs and products, including condoms, coming up at
the beginning of the year, and some people are already
(38:43):
saying in Chinese, I don't know what the translation is,
it's too expensive to have sex.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I am glad that you did not take a guess
and a gander at the translation, because I don't want
to do the show on my own next week. You
think I would be suspended if we've suspensions for less?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yes, we have, all right, we too low John Covel
show us up next.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
We'll see you Monday.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Travel safe, Thank you, stay dry, everybody, blessings.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
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