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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty, The Gary and Shannon Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We've been talking about changing the clocks back Tomorrow night
into Sunday morning.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
About the time change, how about just snap out of it,
get out of bed, go work out, just get up
and move. Everyone just wants to be so I can't
man so depressing. Get on with your life.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
That's what That's what I said.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Seasonal time change dishorder. Yep, that's a new one. I
believe people are way too soft. I don't care for
the time change because I think it's dumb. But if
you like it to be lighter, longer, then get up earlier.
I don't get what the problem is.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I'm not sure if that works exactly.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
But I gotta tell you what I don't like about
the time change. When I walk into my kitchen, I've
got a clock on my coffee, I've got a clock
on my oven, I've got a clock on the microwave.
And they don't change automatically. So twice a year, I
got a monkey around treading get all those clocks at
the same time. So why don't we just quit pull
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over the clock.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Or stop messing with the clocks that are in your kitchen?
What else is going on?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Time for what's happening?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
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nine ninety nine sixty. A couple of federal judges have
ruled almost at the same exact time that President Trump's
administration must continue to fund SNAP, which is the largest
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food aid program in the country, using the contingency funds
during the government shutdown. The US Department of Agriculture tomorrow
is planning to freeze all of the payments in the
Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program because it said it could no
longer keep funding because because of the shutdown. As of
right now, I think the numbers at forty forty one million.
(02:18):
The program serves about one in eight It's considered a
major piece of our social safety net. Word in October
that it was going to be November one casualty of
the shutdown. SNAP recipients try to figure out how they're
going to get some food. Some states said they would
be spending their own funds to keep versions of the
program going. There are fast food restaurants that have said
(02:40):
that if you receive SNAP regularly, you could come in
and get an entire meal for a dollar. School districts
LA Unified has said they're going to serve dinners to
students if necessary if they receive SNAP benefits. Democratic stated
state attorneys general as well as DC. Twenty five states
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as well as DC challenged this plan to pause the program,
saying the administration does have a legal obligation to keep
it running in those jurisdictions. The administration says it's not
allowed to use the contingency funds that have about five
billion dollars in it and reverse the USDA plan from
before the shutdown, saying that the money would be tapped
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to keep SNAP running. So, at the very least, there's
a judge in Rhode Island and a judge in Massachusetts
that gave the administration until Monday to say whether it's
not going to be able to partially play pay for
the benefits for November contingency money or even fund them
with additional funds. More than fourteen hundred nurses have gone
(03:43):
on strike at Kech Medicine of USC. Registered nurses at
kech and USC, Norris Comprehensive Cancer Center and Boil Heights
walked off the picket lines at the facility. About fourteen
hundred took part in the strike. This is only a
twenty four hour strike, but a registered nurse said in
a statement, we are the frontline nurses of CAC medicine
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of US, caring for patients from across LA and beyond.
Your friends, your family, your neighbors, your loved ones. Every
day and every night we give our hearts, our skill,
and our strength to heal our community. But today we're
being asked to jeopardize the very lives we swore to protect.
Said that they're working under unsafe staffing conditions that violate
the most basic standards of patient care. Well, candy companies
(04:28):
are changing recipes when it comes to what goes into
their candy bars. And here we are just on the
eve of trick or treating, or I guess on the
just a couple of hours away from trick or treating
in most cases. And climate change, they're saying, is affecting
cocoa production and leading to higher prices and scarcity. So
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that means that a bunch of candy bars are being
reworked to minimize the use of cocoa and cocoa butter
and using alternative ingredients without messing too much with the tape. Well,
good luck. Don't know how you're going to do that.
Almond Joy, for example, suddenly changed in recent years. Gone
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from the ingredients are the words milk chocolate, replaced with
some meaningless phrase that they've been working on. I'm sure
chocolate candy. The FDA is very clear what constitutes milk chocolate,
and if you don't have that in there, you can't
call it milk chocolate. So they reformulate it and refer
to it something as chocolate candy, which is something different
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entirely from milk chocolate. If you pay in cash at McDonald's,
you might not get the exact change you expect. Following
This is a statement from McDonald's USA following the discontinuation
of pennies nationwide. Some McDonald's locations may not be able
to provide exact change. We have a team working on
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long term solutions to keep things simple and fair for customers.
McDonald's issued at statement in response to questions about an
image that appeared on social media in which a sign
notifying customers of this new change policy at McDonald's restaurants.
The sign was posted at a drive through. It said
that the total price of the customer's order would be
rounded up or down to the nearest five cents because
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the US Treasury has been halting the production of pennies nationwide.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
And then it says, we appreciate your understanding. If you
pay with the app, you.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Pay with a credit card or a debit card, it
says that you will not be affected. They'll be able to,
at least on the computer, be able to give you
the exact change. Well, MTV's show Ridiculousness has finally been
canceled forty six seasons over the coach of fourteen years,
a bunch of ridiculous videos pulled from the Internet. They're
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played and then critiqued by Rob Drydeck and his friends.
TMZ reported today that the cancelation was made by the
network's top brass. They said that they are still trying
to reimagine MTV for the future after all of the
other reimaginations of MTV in the past. And finally, the
Living Desert Zoo and Gardens and Palm Desert has a
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new troop of the best looking monkeys you've ever seen.
A small russet colored Patas monkey, known for their big
white mustaches and their expressive faces and unique cheek pouches.
Native to savannahs and the grasslands of Africa. Built for speed,
they say, in open landscapes they can sprint at thirty
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four miles an hour, the fastest primates on Earth. They
do spend most of their time on the ground instead
of trees, unlike other monkeys. And they look I mean,
they look almost more natural on all fours than they
do anywhere else. And they have these really long, skinny
legs underneath them, so they look almost catlike when they're
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running at a speed of thirty four miles an hour.
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Speaker 4 (09:09):
Gas.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Fantasy four play is where we pick four games every week.
It is NFL Week nine and you get to play along.
And because we're four, if you get four and oh,
we have nothing to send you, but you do get
bragging on and we do give you shout outs.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
So should be shout out, shout shout out maybe to
you and your brothers in law.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Perhaps, sure, maybe we'll be investigated by the attorney's Look at.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
You, you're such a good modentorial person. I don't know
you were doing grammar plural things. I decided to throw
in some I.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Don't know, some banned words. All right, So here's how
you do it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
We'll pull we'll throw these four games up on Twitter
as well or x however you want to refer to it,
and you can play along. And again, we can't guarantee
you win anything, but notoriety, h Oliver. You get to
all the games out this time. All right, fantastic, All right,
here we go. What's our first game?
Speaker 8 (10:04):
That the San Francisco forty nine Ers best as the
New York Giants.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Ooh, the New York Giants are without their superstar Cam Skataboo. Unfortunately,
that high ankle sprain was even worse than originally's thoughts.
Y'all see it, saw it. It was a gruesome injury
on the field. He is out for the season, so
Jackson Dart will have to do without his partner in crime.
But the forty nine ers will have to do without everybody.
(10:29):
And Matt Jones was.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
On the injury report.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
It is bleak.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
This game is in New York. I go with the
Giants on this one just.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
For home field advantage.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I mean no, because the Niners looked like the broken
practice team squad that they were last week, and I
think that they got lucky. They're lucky to have the
five and three record that they have, and I just
think that that Giants team is too good at home,
even without Scannaboo.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I have to bounce back or I have to find
a way to separate. So I think we picked exactly
the same last week. So I'm going with the forty
nine ers. They got a bounce back from their loss
last week.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Oliver, I'm gonna go with Giants because I think that's
just a full gone conclusion.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Are you a giant fan of American football?
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Not really, but I've been trying to get into it more.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, are there confusing parts about it that you'd like
to ask? Because now's the time.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
It's a pretty simple game. It's a pretty simple game
compared to British sports like cricket.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
I don't get oh, I don't get cricket.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I get football way more than a Yeah, cricket's tough man.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
I feel rugby is the happy medium. Rugby football feels
like chess and ruby.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I find rugby to be more complicated than football. But
I did try to play rugby in college, so maybe
that's why I've never tried to play football.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
What's our game two?
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Called the Indianapolis Bolts versus the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Oh good, AFC showdown? Is this in Pittsburgh?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I like how I got the second? All right, the
Colts are the hottest team in the AFC. I don't
see them slowing down against what has been a disappointing
Steelers defense.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
So I'll go to the Colts.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Say seven and one the Colts, Yeah, that's a that's
would you have seen that coming?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Nobody saw that coming. But Jonathan Taylor. I mean he's
leading the league in everything.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Clearly that I'm picking the Colts. Also, so much for separation.
I'm picking Indiana.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
I'm going with the Steelers just for that time advanceage.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You go, I love it, I love me good one.
All right, let's go for game three?
Speaker 8 (12:36):
We have the Minnesota Viking. What's best the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's in Detroit. I will go with Detroit.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Carson Wentz is in surgery because he is broken. We
all saw him break and it was unfortunate to watch
it so far. Several parts of him broke off. It
was like the watching some crush a lego.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
It was like at the end of Frankenstein. Yeah, as
a part was really unfortunate. I don't think that happens,
but I feel like you're right about some part of
the stitches all came out.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Is JJ McCarthy back, I don't know. I'll still go
with the Lions.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I am picking the Vikings just for purple. Okay, that's
the only reason. I can't think of any other good reasons.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
Oliver Vikings.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, Purple, more purful, purple colors, big colors, alight.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
All right, what's our fourth game we have?
Speaker 9 (13:26):
How about the Atlanta Falcons fassist the New England Patriots.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh, interesting, Patriots better than expected. Falcons had a good
run there. It looked like a little early on in
the season. But I think I'm gonna take the Patriots.
Speaker 10 (13:43):
On this one.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah, the Dolphins low.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
The Falcons lost to the Dolphins, and like, I think
we should all have been paid to watch that game
last night.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
If you watched any of it, it was awful. Baltimore games.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yes, yes, I know Jackson's back, but like my god,
Dolphins were awful.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I will go with the Patriot when and then Oliver
one more No, that's it. I'm sorry. I meant one
more choice.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
Yeah, I'm thinking that. I think in the Falcons. I think.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Speaking of that nasty Thursday night football game from last night. Uh,
when is when is the coach for the Dolphins is
gonna get fired?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
They just broke up with the g M this morning.
I made the decision along with general manager Chris Greer
a mutually part ways. I bet what me the hell
out of that must have been. Well, it's not like
you didn't see it coming, that's true. Sure, all right,
we'll post these four games.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
We'll throw it up on X. Make sure that you
play along with us. Tell you who, tell us who
you think is going to win each of those four games?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Will will reconnoiter, we.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Hope on Monday, uh and talk about the games coming up.
We'll do what you learned this week on The Game
Marian Shannon Show and the nine News Nuggets.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
You need to know.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Before we get into our what you learned this week
on The Gary and Shannon Show. Just a couple of
quick notes. Number one, Apparently JFK is yet another ground
stop as of this afternoon. A short time ago, about
an hour ago, all flights out of JFK halted because
of staffing shortages. New York City's Emergency Management Organization, though,
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did put out an alert on Twitter about forty five
minutes ago that said that JFK, Newark, and LaGuardia are
all under FAA traffic restrictions because of some very high
winds in the area and reduced staffing in multiple air
traffic control centers. I said that this is probably going
to be the weekend where we start to see some
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of the very significant impact, significant impacts of the the
government shutdown, as things get just a little bit crazier
and crazier. We're now in day thirty one, I believe
it is of the government shutdown. Well, every week we
try to do something something out of twenty hours of programming.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
That's educational to a degree.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
So we ask you every week what you learned this
week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 11 (16:25):
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Gerald is a whiny dork. The music you played,
Gary is just fine.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
I don't play it.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That guy sounded like I don't know, he has something
stuck somewhere up somewhere back Ford show.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Have a great weekend, well, Oliver, that was more for
you than.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
It was for me.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
So I love that guy. Loved you. Oh, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 12 (16:50):
What I've learned this week is that Oliver has a
sexy accent. Does he prefer to be called British like
Shannon said? Or an English Englishman? I know a lot
of English slash British people and they all have different accents.
I can't place his.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Where are you from? Let me know?
Speaker 13 (17:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
There you are two questions. You prefer British or English?
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Definitely preferred British, okay, And I'm from buckingham Shit.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Now that sounds like a lot of there's like three cities.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You just said Buckinghamshire, buckingham Shit, yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Near Oxford. You had to throw that in there too.
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, got it.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Hey, guys, this is DL and this is what I
learned this week on Me Gary and Shennan Show. I
learned that Shannon still God's it hey, girl, and Gary
probably wants her to get rid of it.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Say that again.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Hi, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I learned something about lamas this week on your show,
but unfortunately I can't remember what it was about lama.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
They're naturally IMMUNI to some snake bites.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Wow, I guess I actually didn't learn anything.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Well, thanks guys, keep on doing your thing, loving it.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Thank you appreciate it.
Speaker 13 (18:03):
Yeah, Gary and Shannon, what did I learn this week? Well?
I learned what paraheliums Helium means closest to the sun.
And by the way, was it at a comet or
a spaceship? I didn't find out.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
You don't know.
Speaker 13 (18:20):
It was a comment anyway, parahelium close to the sun.
That's what I learned.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Very good now that guy was listening morning, Gary Shannon,
I just learned from Shannon and Gary's honest period today
kind of.
Speaker 10 (18:33):
Hi, Gary Shannon. What did I learn on garyan Shannon
this week? I just learned that's what white seats are for. Pepperoni.
Got to get my truk reupholstered.
Speaker 13 (18:44):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Later, keep him clean though, that's the hard part. What
I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this week
is that.
Speaker 13 (18:52):
If Gary doesn't approve your talk back, you won't play it.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, it's that time of the week, ladies and gentlemen,
our nine news nuggets. You need to know the stories
that otherwise fell through the cracks. You know, we couldn't
do all of them because there was other actual news
that was going on. So we had to do that,
and then we had to go out and do our
news and bruise at BJ's reminder. Our next news and
bruises coming up November fourteenth at Luchador Brewing in Chino Hills.
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But here we go with our nine news nuggets. Start
with our Honorable Mention Honorable Mention.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Not supposed to mention, honor serving with you.
Speaker 10 (19:38):
Didn't great and honorable mode is.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
How often do you wash your hair?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Way, let me guess every two showers? Yours? You wash
it every day. I thought that's what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Well, it can get greasy sometimes, you've seen my hair
greasy never, But your hair is not like.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
You mean it's allowed to get greasy. What do you
mean it can.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Get greasy, like if I wash my hair every day,
which I do sometimes, but I find this is not
good radio.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I know, I'm so, I'm I'm curious about where this
is going since I thought there's a big payoff here.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
In a second, some women do not wash their hair.
I don't know about men. I have done a survey,
but some women don't wash their hair for.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Like a week.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
And I know that some guys with like curly hair
don't wash their hair very often or not every day.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, but I or if it's styled, like in braids
or something.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah, if I okay, so I'll wash your.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Hair your braid's in. You don't wash it for as
long as.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
As long as the braids are in, right.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I wash my hair usually every morning if I work
out in the afternoon, I won't necessarily shampoo it, but
i'll wash it out it.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, because I don't know. I don't know. I've always
thought that shampoo might be a little bit too uh,
a little too harsh. I think I agree, is it? Yeah?
I think you're making the right decision part of your body.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Cardi B has come out talked about the condition of
her hair on Instagram. She said that she hasn't washed
her natural hair in about three months.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh okay, Well, see, I don't know what it's like
to be a black woman. I don't know what it's
like to have that hair situation, you know what I mean?
So like that that could be completely perfectly normal.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
She said she hadn't washed her s in around two
or three months, and I was again, I'm almost she
plans to oil her scalp, wash her hair, and braid
it within the next few days.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Again, I do kind of I'm super jealous over the
wig situation where people can just pull wigs off every day. Yeah,
like that's incredible. I think you would make fun of
me and you would point it out, and it would be.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
A whole thing.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
If you had to wear a new pair of shoes
and you're like, what are those shoes?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Are you going to walk on the moon today?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Like you wouldn't you have to like cut your hair
very short to wear a wig regularly?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Maybe maybe you'd have to be a little shorter, maybe
just some extensions mix in.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Please, here's number nine, number nine.
Speaker 10 (22:18):
I did nine place if the CoP's Dirty nine times
out of Tanna's partner's dirty too, And.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I speak nine languages basically everybody at table. Then I
feel ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Did I get you a niner in there where you're
calling from all walkie talkie. The episode of Sons of
Anarchy that I watched last night, one of the drug
cartels threw a bag of severed heads onto the property
the gang clubhouse.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
But their heads were they they were cartel victims.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh my gosh, that seems you seemed desensitized to that
type of vibe.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Wasn't laughing at all? Beds.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
First, First, yesterday you aft when the cat got killed
by the way mo, and now you just mentioned heads,
severed heads being tossed onto someone's porch like it's nothing.
But I didn't mention it, Like you're like one of
those kids that watches porn when they're ten and then
is ruined forever.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's the perfect analogy. Hayley Torres and her boyfriend walking
out of her home. They noticed a Day of the
Dead bag on their front lawn, and they didn't think
much of it. She asked her boyfriend to take a
look inside. He finds a bag of dirt. Twenty year
old didn't bother looking in any further through it and
the gutter. Went on with her day, and later that
(23:37):
day the parents came home and found Mom spotted the
bag and the gutter and was skeptical.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
She walked over to it.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Not only did she find the bag of dirt, she
found a magnet inside the bag and wondered what could
bet a magete? I think it is inside the bag
and could wonder what could be attracting the bugs?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
They noticed a skull with eye sockets. Oh, well, skull?
Have I sure that would be audi? It didn't?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Is this ai sounds like it? So it was not
a human skull. It was just what a prank? Do
we know who? What kind of skull it was? Is
it a deer skull?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
They said? Eventually it was.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
There were eighteen officers there investigating the story.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
That seems like too many officers.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
That sounds like a low crime area.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Here's number eight. The CID is bowled every eight second,
listening to eight.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
All right, we've been doing the news nuggets for how
many years?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Now?
Speaker 10 (24:47):
Years?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Years like twelve, thirteen, fifteen.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Probably like fifteen years. When did you start the Sunday
Show two thousand and nine. Yeah, so sixteen years. Okay,
So for sixteen years we've been programmed to just the
detritus of society once we get to the Nuggets. So
when I read a headline when we're in the Nuggets
and I see Ky, I think the worst. I think
(25:13):
it's going to be some sort of weird sex story.
And it's simply about a woman from Kentucky. It's simply
about a woman from Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
A woman from Hopkinsville, Kentucky, got a delivery this week.
She reportedly opened a package and expected medicine. She found
arms and fingers.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
They said.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
It's believed to involve an airline company, a freight company,
and the courier responsible for the mess up. The coroner
came and retrieved miss delivered body parts, transported them to
the morgue. They'll be returned to the carrier for proper
delivery to their intended destination. These are arms and fingers
that are donated and used for medical training, delivered to
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this woman. That's a good Hallow story.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Though there's number seven, not Ky Jelly. No, it depends
on how the night goes. And the seventh son of
the seventh son.
Speaker 11 (26:09):
With seven days, would have.
Speaker 10 (26:13):
Seven seven years of college down to.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
D seven seven seven days. Oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Influencers Aubrey and Josh Jones have announced the name of
their seventh child. They have named their child Disney.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
I have a hard.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Time when people are influencers and there's a story about
them naming a child. It makes me believe that they
named the child for clicks, which of course they did.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Of course they did. Uh what's her name?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Aubrey writes, Josh and I have always loved unconventional names.
It goes back to Josh's elementary school days. His last
name is Jones, which is incredibly common. There was another
Josh Jones in the grade above him, and the teachers
keept getting them mixed up, so you're.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
You're gonna f your kid.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
And lack of any identifiable characteristics when you were a
kid means that you are going to blow apart your
child's childhood just so that you can get a few
more clicks on.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
They named their first daughter Trendy. That's the last thing
we will talk about them.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
There's number six. I got six, You got six, She
got six. Number six. There's six more weeks of fun.
Picture of me or Rabbi and six drunken lung shomy.
We just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
I don't have to take.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
Dash drink another six pack.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
I think this one's in here just because it's fun
to say.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
A Delaware County woman from Indiana is facing felony, fraud
and theft charges for stealing tens of thousands of dollars
from a school's music booster program and then use the
money to gamble and buy clothing cigarettes. I'm not saying
it sounds like you. I'm just saying, in a different life,
I have a different path.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I'm not a big clothes person.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
But the cigarettes and gambling are right up. Yeah, Okay,
I'm not that far off. Amanda Old arrested because she
stole money from the Wapahani music Boosters organization.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
She stole it from the Native Americans.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Well, I'm not quite sure if it's not cool or
if it's just the name.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Maybe they got her hooked on the cigarettes and the gambling,
you know what I mean. Those Indian casinos are pretty nice.
She seems nice. She does seem nice. She doesn't seem
like a clothes horse in her mugshot. Does she oh, well,
I'm assuming they didn't allow her to choose. Certainly not
a salon horse mugshot. Some highlights.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Here's number five for five rus. We begin bombing in
five minutes. Five geese.
Speaker 12 (28:34):
This is the year five point five five.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Do me a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately this I understand.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Police in Canada and Ontario are investigating a trailer containing
a large amount of whipped cream that was stolen, eighty
thousand dollars of whipped cream. Well, whip cream's delicious. You
can put it on everything.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Really.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
You can put it on your breakfast, you can put
it on.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Your lunch, you can put it on your neighbor, on
your dinner, your neighbor, thirty palate.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I don't have any neighbors.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I'd put whipped cream on my neighbors are delightful, but
I think that would be too far.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
You do draw the line thirty pallets of gaily whipped cream.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Kaylee whipped cream. I'm gonna google that.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
They said they haven't found any details of the suspect
vehicle that drove off at about four point thirty in
the morning, but thirty pallets of gaily whipped cream is
worth an estimated eighty thousand dollars. If you have any
information about the missing Canadian whipped cream, they ask you
to call Constable Jonathan Schleen at the go gwelp welf Ontario.
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They've got coconut Oh really, yeah, they've got toasted marshmallow,
whipped cream. They've got whipped cream and for you, whipped
cream light.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Oh it's bad for you. Here's number four. Wait for minute.
Speaker 12 (29:55):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
Commandment number four.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
This isn't the same world you left four years mostly well,
lift on your neighbors kids.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
When you go to a property auction, you're gonna get
some questionable properties that are listed in that thing.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
You know, like what happened there.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
There's foreclosures for a reason, and it's not always such
an economic downturn. Sometimes somebody dies in that home.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Hey, anybody's seen Pauline lately?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh no, she's dead in the house, maybe for weeks
and maybe for months.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Several weeks. They bought the home at auction, they go
in the home and boom.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Dead ass Pauline Addison, Texas Police said the home had
gone into foreclosure, as is the normal process had been
sold to the Dallas County Auction in the end of October,
but he said the new owner purchased home at the
auction went to the house for the first time, and
that's when the body of Pauline was found inside on
the living room carpet.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Whatever you feel, I mean, that's just liquefied. I mean,
how long does it take for a body to just
not be our body?
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yeah? Goo go, It depends on the weather. It'll be
gone on bugs, gooby gone. It's a good goo gone.
I've had goo gone. Good cleaning agent. Yeah, I've I've
gotten me. I'm on your shoes. Maybe comb in your
hair like I've used it on my skin. Here's number three.
Three shall be the number that count, and the number
of the counting shall be three dead within three hours.
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Three clearance level three. You guys for the rest of
your nat born live. After that three days, they both
start to stink.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Three.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Hey, everybody needs love and eighty three year old Tom
Timothy Willis signed up for a seven day trial of
the dating site Gayego dating dot com.
Speaker 12 (31:52):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
He said he didn't realize that they would continue to
take money from his account once the try the one
week trial ended. Gaze Go dating dot Com confirmed the
subscription and subsequent renewal was processed correctly and transparently. But
they and they have offered Timothy a full refund as
a gesture of goodwill. Not only did he never go dating,
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they wiped out his bank account.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's awful. People just looking for love, just love, that's all.
You know, what when your wife leaves you, I'm going
to vet all of the dating websites that you go on.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
So you don't have any single women friends that you
would set me up with.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
M No, here's number two. What's going on you too?
Speaker 8 (32:39):
People?
Speaker 4 (32:40):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I don't know if I'm worried about the fact you
said no or that you thought so long about it,
and well, I want to make.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Sure it's a correct match. But they're not for you.
I'm gonna be very picky.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I get to decide.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Okay, maybe they'll go to the beach with me.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Saint Lucy County Sheriff's Office responded to a surgeon complaints
about Little mud Creek boat ramp beach.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
That sounds dirty, that sounds like a country song, Little
mud Creek. I took Jean's off at Little Mud Creek
Boat Ramp Beach and I got pregnant.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
There is an area nearby called Blind Creek Beach, also
a country song, which is known for its designated nude
optional zone. Now the parking area at Blind Creek is
being paved and the parking lot is closed, and as
a result, some of the would be nudists are making
their way to Little Mud Creek Boat Ramp Beach about
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a mile north and then taking off their pants.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Dude, bottom bottom right, that's a that's a good look in.
That guy looks like a model, are you high? Look
at that bone structure well compared to the other five
mug shots. Yeah, that's the guy you probably want to
see naked.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
But I heard.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Conway last night talking about how he's got one picture
of his great grandparents, one picture left of his dad's grandparents,
and that everyone who's looked at the photo cannot tell
which one is the grandma and which one is the grandpa.
And that's kind of what I'm looking at here in
these mugshoes others. Yeah, you get to be white and old,
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and you all kind of blend in.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
All kind of fates.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, here's number one weird number one number one.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
We're number one, Ben, I decided to look out for
number one?
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Are you the number one? Ro number one?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Number one number one?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Like you and I in forty years are gonna look identical.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Like it's gonna be eerie when you when you stop
dyeing your.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Hair, we're both gonna be five too.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Little mustache, Yeah, totally. Wait.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
A Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt was on the was
on the tube of the London subway and watched a
guy try to steal a woman's phone this week, How ollie,
how much is fifteen stone? Is that about fifty ninety pounds?
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That doesn't seem like a lot?
Speaker 4 (35:20):
No? No, I no, A stone is fourteen pounds? Don't remember?
Speaker 8 (35:24):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Well, I mean you lived there, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
A stone is fourteen pounds, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Okay? So then fifteen times fourteen fifty pounds zero? Put
up the two. No, that'd be and that's twenty more
twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Anyway, thank you for joining us for math on the radio. Wait,
was it fifty times for fifteen times fourteen?
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh oh, that's completely different.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Fifty timesty?
Speaker 13 (35:55):
That one?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I can handle two ten ten two hundred and ten
pounds Brazilian.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Jiu jitsu people.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I've ever wrestled this guy to the ground, placed him
in an armlock within a few seconds, and then restrained
him until the cops from South London's Metro office decided
to take.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Him into custody. Um dumb, wow, dumb dumb. I cannot
wait for this show be over.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
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Speaker 4 (36:44):
Eve, I don't know they have everything though, John Cobalt
Show coming up next. We'll see you Monday. Stay dry, everybody, blessings.
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