October 17, 2025 • 39 mins
Gary and Shannon kick off the hour with #WhatsHappening, diving into trending stories including confirmed M pox cases in L.A. County, and an eyebrow-raising discussion about the risks of cuddling naked. Shannon lightens things up with a breakdown of which birds we can actually hear. Then it’s time for #GaSFantasy4Play as Gary, Shannon, board wizard Elmer, and the crew make their NFL picks for the weekend matchups, which you can play along with on our X! The hour wraps with a super-segment of #WhatILearned and #NNNYNTK - the nine news nuggets you need to know, featuring the wildest and most under-the-radar stories of the week.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I AM six forty the Gary and Shannon Show on
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. On a October seventeenth,
nineteen eighty nine, I believe it was October seventeenth. Was
the Loma preator earthquake?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, that's why I said happy earthquake data when you
celebrate show?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What are you eating? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That's a lie. Now we were lying. Now we're lying
to each other in this the tenth year of our
Lord of the Show.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Of our Lord of the Show. No, no dots pretzels?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Is you most know? Now?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Which is there a flavor on those?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Or these are the original?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The original? That's the way to go. That's the way
to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I mean the sweet ones are fine, you know they
have that liken and seventy five of them. No, you know,
there's no And that's really if you're gonna if you're
going to pack down some carbs and calories, you might
as well make it count.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Hell yeah you will, Hell yeah you will?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Time?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
By the way, space war stuff is picking up steam
is it? Yeah, Okay, we've got things moving, like before Christmas.
There's gonna be some things going on that before Christmas.
You're gonna have to you have to join the production meetings.
I am the production meetings are you talking about? I
know you're I just wanted to see how much you care.
And now I know it's there.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Game I am the King game four tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I mean, my goodness, how good are Dodgers fans feeling today?
The Brewers would have to win four in a row.
The Dodgers are going back to the World Series.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It seems well Dave Roberts knows full well that that
could happen. I was the Yankees and the Red Sox
in a seven game series. That was the first time
that someone had come back from three to nothing to
win that series, as was evidence by Dave Roberts stealing
that base even though he was not fast, and he
(02:06):
stole that base. I don't even remember what year that was,
But so there is a possibility that that the Brewers
come in although it's my newt absolutely minute.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm looking it up. Are those birds I hear?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh yeah, the doors are open. It's lovely. It is
no longer it would have been two thousand and four, right,
I believe it was two thousand and four. Yeah, that sounds
about right. My goodness.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Uh so that will be tonight. First pitch is at
five o eight, six o eight, five thirty three.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Sho Tani's going to pitch for the Dodgers. The Mariners
dropped another game over the Alcs to the Blue Jays
eight to two, so they are even at two games,
apiece Man. Game five is going to be this afternoon
in Seattle, just after three knuckles Man, and listen. I
love the way that the the league Championship Series are
structured where there's seven games and they play. You know,
(03:04):
a lot of times they play on the same day.
This is one of those days. But imagine if the
Dodger's sweep tonight, they don't have to play again until
next Friday.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And imagine how tired the Mariners or the Blue Jays
are going to be going into the World Series if
they do seven games. The Dodgers are hoping this thing
goes the distance. Absolutely. The monkey pox, the monkey pox
is getting worse, and it's happening right here in La County.
Two more cases of a severe strain of mpocs have
been confirmed. This is why you've got to be careful.
(03:37):
You've got to be careful with your monkeys.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I don't think that's how you get it, but I'm
not sorry. Listen, you're the doctor. Tell me how do
you get this? I think it's through contact with you know,
you know with what?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I have no idea. That's why i'm asking.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well, first of all infected people, but most important infected juices. Oh,
you get it's it's an STD close personal contact, including
including massage and cuddling. No, it does not say that
guarantee you. That's from the La County Department of Public Health.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Cuddling can get you monkey pocks this.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
How did cuddling get you into the fluids department?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, it depends on what you're cuddling and how aggressively.
I suppose.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, then it should say sex. It shouldn't say cuddling.
Now we're demonizing something up.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Sometimes cuddling can be pretty primarily spread through close intimate contacts,
such as through bodily fluids, sores, shared bedding, or shared clothing.
Someone discussing, coughing, sneezing, and cuddling.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
So if you're cuddling naked and you've got an open
sore or something and someone's got monkey bus catch this?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Who who is writing this? From the La County Department
of Public Health? Quote telltale symptoms andclude rash or unusual
sores that look like pimples or puss filled blisters on
the face, body and genitals.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh my god, stop it. Do you want to know?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I don't want any more pretzels. I don't feel.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Do you want to know the types of birds that
we can hear?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
There is the turquoise browed mott mott, the northern canna hannah.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Hold on a second, there's a mott mot here.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
There is a mott Mott. Potentially there the turquoise brown
browed mott Mott. I looked up a variety of birds
that is home to where you are right now. There
is the black bellied whistling duck. There's, of course the
yellow warbler, the great kiss cadi as well. But yeah,
probably a lot of yellow warblers out there right now.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh a ton tons. I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But if you if you've got a rock without it
in a yellow one, I mean, if you see a
mot mott, you gotta let us know.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh, I'm gonna take a picture. You kidding? Do you
bring them home?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Would you know a motmt if you saw it?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, Well the crest, the head is like turquoise, that's
why they call it turquoise browed, but the body is
more like orange greenish. It's a very colorful bird. And uh,
it's got a large tail on the mott. Mott that
may be your tip. But also it's on the sides
(06:25):
of the face. There are some white stripes that are
almost that is more okay, also more striking than the
than the turquoise, than the turquoise head there.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh wait, is.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
That one of them? Is that?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That is the stoping? Be stop it. I'm gonna slow
down your crap and make you sound stupid. Oh wait,
I don't have to. Oh wait right, we'll talk football.
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How does pink leggings? How this is going tight?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
They're more restrictive than I thought they'd be.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
When do you take them out of the dryer like that?
All nice and warm.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
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gas Fantasy for play. I don't think I've ever made
it this deep in the season and been in the league.
(08:19):
Oh well, this is We're not that deep in the season.
We're only in the second quarter, I know, but it's
nice to score a couple of touchdowns early on. Okay,
I don't intend to be the winner in the end,
but it is nice to be in the front position
as of right now. Well you got this games, come on.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah, you believe in yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You gotta believe in yourself, Goes. I started picking thinking
I know what's going on, and then I end up
just in a mess of humility.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Will get you, Yeah, it'll get you. You'll be like,
I know what I'm doing. I had a few strong weeks.
I basically should take the family's savings and go to Vegas.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I'm so good at picking games.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, and then you get a real shock to the
system around week eight and you're like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Anything about anything happened.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I get it. Yes, so Gas Fantasy for play. Elmer,
the brainshow behind all of this, has gone through and
picked four NFL games on the schedule for this weekend.
We're going to see if we can pick the winners
of each of them. It is not as easy as
it might seem. Elmer, what's our first game?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Okay, first game? It's going to be the Carolina Panthers
versus the New York.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Jet Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
If you search different websites for the NFL rankings, like
teams one through thirty two, chances are this is team
number thirty one and thirty two. It's a real ding
dong between these two pieces of hot garbage.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Oh no, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
The Titans and the Browns will give them a run
for their money. At least the Panthers have done. The
Panthers have won at least a.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Couple of games.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
True, the Jets are I mean, the Jets are at home,
but I got I gotta go with the Panthers here.
They put it enough together to get a couple of wins.
So we'll go with the Panthers here. The Jets is
a fire sale.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm almost exclusively picking road teams this time, so I'm
also taking the Panthers. Elmer, Uh.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
The thing is, I picked all of them already, and like,
now that both of you went Panthers, I want to
go Jets just to be the odd man out do it. No,
I feel like because the marker has the line under it,
and I want to be true to my first pick.
Because if I come in on Monday and the Panthers one.
I'm gonna I'm Panthers, but I'm sad about it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Producer mad around he is, is he gonna pick? Yeah, sorry,
I'll go, I'll go. I'm gonna go Panthers as well.
I'd like to go Jets, but with no wins, I can't. Yeah,
that's very smart move right there. Game number two, Elmer.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Game number two, we have the Washington Commanders versus the
Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Why don't you pick first this time? And then Shannon
and I will react to you pick? Good idea?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Cowboys? Cowboys?
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Why yeah, i'man Commanders. Are they a new team? I
feel like I've never heard of them.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
They were the Redskins for a long time and then
they went through the name change about four or five
years ago. Now they are without Terry McLaurin again, so
they don't have a lot of weapons. But the Cowboys
are at home where they usually do well. However, the
(11:31):
defense does not exist for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
This is a divisional rivalry. Who'd you pick?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
I went with the Cowboys because I don't know the
other team.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go with you. I'm gonna go
with the Cowboys. I don't pick the Cowboys here. I'm
picking Washington for all of those reasons. The lack of
defense for Dallas for one thing, Matt.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm going to Washington. Also, I just don't want Dak
oh okay, well.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Nobody likes Dak. That doesn't even like Dak Jacks and
all that money for nothing?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Elmer Game three.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Game three is Philadelphia Eagles versus the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Interesting. I went with Eagles because I like Green. Smart, Matt,
I couldn't.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
Go Eagles as a native New York or I know
Elmer is too, though, but I want Vikings.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Vikings still have Carson Wentz. Is that who's at the
helm there? J? J. McCarthy's not back yet, is he?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't think he is back.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I like the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I had to pick the Eagles also because I also
like Green. I think I think that's one all right?
Games in game four? What do you got?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Last game is going to be the Atlanta Falcons versus
the San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
This is a home game for the forty nine Ers.
Rock Party is back, and so is George Kittle. If
I'm I'm not mistaken. Who is not back as Fred
Warner fresh out of surgery and out for the season.
Most likely, the Falcons aren't horrible. Don't sleep on the Falcons.
They have a very strong run game with Bijon Robinson,
(13:16):
and they've got a great defense.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
This one's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I'll go last, You'll go last on this one. I'm
taking the forty nine ers at home here, Elmer.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna go Falcons because I lived in Georgia
for a year and I used to see the stadium
like when I went to Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
So Atlanta Falcons, right, Matt, I'm going forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Also, Shannon, my heart says forty nine ers at home.
They want to do it for Fred Warner. My head says,
run game and the Falcons. I don't know if the
forty nine ers can stop the run without Fred Warner.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
I just don't know if they can.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Actually the Falcons. The Falcon run on them all day long.
It pains me to take the Falcons, it really does.
So I'll have to take the forty nine ers.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I just can't. I can't not. Those are our four games. Panthers, Jets, Commanders, Cowboys, Eagles, Vikings,
and then Falcons forty nine. Ers will throw those up
on social media on Twitter specifically, and then play along.
Just tell us who you think is going to win
each of those four games. We come back, we'll do
what you learned this week on the Gary and Shannon
(14:29):
Show and wrap it all up with our nine news nuggets.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
You need to know you're listening to Gary and Shannon
on demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
We've been telling you. Of course, Dodgers took Game three
last night three to one over the Brewers, so they
could sweep the NLCS tonight with a win over in Milwaukee.
First pitch will be five thirty three show. Hey, we'll
be on the mound for the Dodgers. Maren has dropped
another game to the Blue Jays eight to two yesterday.
ALCS is now tied to two games, so Game five
(15:01):
is this afternoon in Seattle, just after three o'clock. The
charge has taken on the Colts on Sunday afternoon. It's
so fine. The Rams are actually in London to take
on Jacksonville super early on Sunday morning, so you get
I think it's a six thirty kickoff if I'm not
mistaken for that game.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I love that when you wake up and it's bright.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And early and there's already something on while is on.
I love it and it's not It's not a replay
of like four weeks ago, the game that didn't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yes, Now, did you learn anything this week on the
Gary and Channa Show?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Garrett did? I?
Speaker 10 (15:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You have to go back and double check, but I
know other people learn some things on the Gary and Channae.
We should, we should really want keep.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Track of just like a thing we learned so that
we could also play along on Fridays.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I'm listening. If you got one, you just stared up
up with anything. Oh see. That's the problem is we
ask other people to do it. We can't even do
it ourselves.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Hey, Gary and Shannon, it's Jin from Steel Beach. What
I learned on the show this week is that you
guys are more entertaining than a work meeting.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
So congratulations, Oh thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
One guy called and said that he had he missed
a work meeting for us.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I like her hot take on that the bar is
very low, very low.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Hey Gary, Shannon, I learned this week, would you look
in person and Shannon does have a nice rum ski?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh guy, that's Friday. Thank you. I guess that's a compliment.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
What's a rum ski?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I don't I think it was a rum ska. Okay, yeah,
he just didn't pop his pee.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Been the guy that came up and told me to
stop making jokes about Polish people. And I said, I'm
sorry if I offended you, and he said, that's okay,
I'm half Italian too.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I said, okay, got all kinds of stuff going on.
What I learned on Gary and Shannon this week is
to never leave any sort of food near Shannon, thank
you very much.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Okay, it was a half a bag of Eminem's, all right,
it's I ate all of his food.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I had forgotten about that. I was thoughking, I was
thinking about the pizza. But the pizza that you had
at BJ's yesterday was behind the Nobody watched you eat that.
I was the only one who had to witness.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
You made a big deal out of me eating your
eminem So it was a big deal that you made
out of.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
That, and I've already forgotten it. So good we had
Eminem's yesterday, Jr.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Sun Valley.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
What I learned at BJ's is Shannon is a closet
cat person.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I did like the story about Ray Ray. I'd rather
talk about Rey Ray than the government shutdown. That's a
good low bar.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
That is a good point, Ray Ray. That was a
great story. That was the cat that was stuck on
the fan or climbed on the family. The roof of
the car was kind of nestled in between the luggage
while they were driving around for you know, one hundred miles.
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, we learned
the show as scripted and is written by mister bumper Puss.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
No, mister us, here's this thing about bumber Puss that
you got. You guys got to know. He's not a
loquacious cat, all right. He is not a man cat
of many words. When bumber Puss talks chooses to impart
some wisdom, it's just that it's wisdom.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
He doesn't waste words. He certainly wants script.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
A show and definitely not this show.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
He does not suffer fools.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, we learned
that Shannon's brother is fifty two, which is my age.
Does he have Capricorn like me and Hoffin and also
Dan Keaton, Gary and also Headerbrook doesn't like earworms, to
which I reply, baby to.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Do just doom it and we could kisses for the
Oh my god, when when is your brother's birthday?
Speaker 4 (19:12):
September twenty ninth. He's a libra.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, no camp.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Now, that guy knows a lot of stuff that didn't
just come up randomly.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
You know this week? Uh, the Heather talking about not
liking earworms is that this week I did.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
I mentioned that Michael and I actually have earworms all
the time in the newsroom because we're always singing. Oh god,
that's probably what he's referencing. I did a story on
earworms today.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh you did it? Okay.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
See I don't pay attention to any day.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
See, that's why you don't learn anything. This is what
I've learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
I learned not to have company.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
When you guys are over at BJAS because I had
to turn my radio off, and then when I asked
the SO and the Google to replay it, they only
play the first hour of the show, so I missed
the whole thing that we Jay's and I think that's
some of your best programming.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Thank you, take care, thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
That's what you get for having friends and then choosing
to have them over, and then choosing to have them
over at an inopportune time.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's a four hour window where you don't have friends,
have friends, I mean other than us.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Right, We're all you need. We are enough.
Speaker 11 (20:30):
This week on the Grand Channon Show, I learned that
scientists can see ultra violet emissions coming from three I ables,
the inbound interstellar comment that's heading towards Earth. They attribute
to these emissions to water spewing out of the comment.
And while that's not unusual, as comments show close to
the aliens through our eyelis is so far away and
that it hasn't wondering why he's doing that. Yeah, anyway,
(20:54):
all from Maui.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You'll have a good weekend. I love Key Hay.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
But here's the thing. It's not a commet. It's an
alien probe. Even Harvard says, that's what I learned. Harvard
says it's an alien probe.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Okay, Harvard say, there's a guy at Harvard.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Who said, does Harvard not sign his paycheck? And that
means that he gets to speak for Harvard.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I didn't. I didn't really.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Furthermore, I learned that that that alien probe is the
size of a large city.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Is a twelve mile long probe? Yeah, that is a
big ass probe. Guys out, We.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Always like to end the week with the nine newsnuggets.
You need to know the stories. It fell through the
cracks because man, there was just so much going on.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Are we doing that already?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, you want to end the week or not?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, you're right, good answer. Here's our honorable mention, Honorable
Mention not serving with you didn't great and honorable mode.
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I almost wish we started talking about this story early
in this show, because I want to hear people's stories
in real life about this. Not that this is not
in real life, but if other people have had this experience.
There is an unusual case of marital discord in India.
A couple who married less than a year ago is
now looking for a divorce. Why well, because their pet
(22:30):
dog and cat cannot get along.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, but it's a dog and a cat. It would
be unusual if they did get along.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
But has this happened.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Has pets not getting along cause rifts to the point
of a breakup before for people?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
I mean you had to choose, you had you had
a dog or a cat and a child.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
That did not get along, so you chose to keep
the child and get rid of the cat.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
So that's how you solve that, as strange as that
might be. And boy do I regret that.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
This couple, they were they were married in December of
last year. They even underwent court mandated counseling, but they
have filed for legal separation because their love of their
animals that they brought into the marriage, one of them
with a cat and the other with a dog.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Do you think this has happened?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I guess it's probably especially people you.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Know later in life. You know you've you've you're in
love with your pet. Your pet has been your partner.
You start meeting people on on hinge. I don't know,
I'm making things up and uh and and that's that's
your relationship is with your pet, your cat or your dog.
And then you meet somebody and if your cat doesn't
hit it off with their dog or their cat or
what have you, that would be a real problem.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well, and doesn't don't you know that before you actually
get married. I mean maybe courtship is different in other
parts of the world, but they haven't lived together one close.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Sorry, this one is close at home because like my
cat and Diane's dog are like at a tiff right now.
And it's like it's cool because you know, I love Diane,
but like we're both very weird. No, no butts, But
it's just like I don't think i'd break up with
her because.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Here here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Elmer moved in with his girlfriend Diane yesterday, So this
is something we can monitor.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
This is for real, Like, so this dog and cat
are going to live together starting now. Yeah, yeah, and
what happened yesterday, Well we have to.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Separate them from like the main room and the living room,
and like they co exist, but like Mango will slap
her dog if her dog is a little too close
too quick.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Hold on, you're the one who brought the cat, and
she brought the dog. Yeah, and I haven't heard of
dogs are two dogs one cat? But both our dogs
are cool.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
There's two dogs and a cat and you guys now
living in the one place, Yes, okay, correct, what are
the dogs names?
Speaker 10 (24:55):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Oh god, I'm blanking right now.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
You don't know that name of her dog.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
No, I'm even my dog.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
I'm just I don't know. You're putting me on.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I'm sorry. Let's let's move on number nine.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Nine.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Overload, overload, it's overload.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I'll be ready to go another nine.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
And did I catch you talking?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
That's one of my best friends. She names her cat Kitty.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
She's had about four or five kiddies since nineteen ninety
three that I can remember.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
And it's a nice way of knowing the cat's name.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
It's Conin and scrappy, Conin and scrappy. Okay, cool, I
got to get that in before.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, girl, She packs up your s and leaves it
on the porch.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
These are always good stories about a woman. This is
one of those long forty eight hours stories. The guy
got out of the house because the wife had said
fire to it.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
She tried to tried to kill him, and she set
the house.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Run and kill her. Yeah, so he runs out of
the house. What's the next best option? Run him over
with the car?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Do you want to know what started this?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So the cat and the dog didn't get along.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
He did not remember her dogs man. She was like,
I'm sett in the house on fire.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
She starts playing with matches. Here's number eight.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
The CID is bold every eight second.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
We've talked about AI maybe suggesting things that are hurtful
and harmful to people. Well, Reddit is now in on
the game. Reddit has an AI product. It's called Reddit Answers.
Like Reddit doesn't already proved enough questionable material, now it's
got an AI product vehicle, and it has suggested that
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users who are interested in pain management try heroin.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Oh boy, hero not just heroin, but kratom too.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Is that how you saying I don't know what cradam is.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
If that's the stuff, well, supposedly you could get it
at gas stations. You can't, but you get products that
are similar to it. That's an herbal extract from the
leaves of a tree that's called the Mitrogya speciosa not
to be not designated as a conserl a controlled substance,
but the but by the DEA. But is the illegal
(27:43):
in many states.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I don't think i'd even know where to get heroin
if I if I tried, if I if I ask,
I mean, I guess you could just go to like
MacArthur Park and ask somebody. But I don't even know
if you ask for heroine, can have some heroin. There's
got to be a name for it, right, Like.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Sirs, do you guys have any heroin?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Have any heroin?
Speaker 9 (28:02):
You guys?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Who is?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
I don't sound like that?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Okay, no, but you would if you went there and
said that would.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Be trying to act cool asking for heroin, Like, hey,
do you guys have.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Any you guys? You guys got any age?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
You guys got a horse? You got any big horses?
Back there?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Sometimes ride the white horse.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Mind me to tell you, guys sometime the story about
where my friend asked me to get her cocaine for
her bridal shower in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
You didn't know how to get cocaine?
Speaker 9 (28:31):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Don't they have it at the front desk in Vegas?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Like everywhere right at the front, Don't I know that?
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Now?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Now I know that, just go down to the not
the valet, but the concierge should just go, hey, well
a little bit of that. I did not know you
could do that.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Oh, yeah, it's everywhere.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
Number seven, the seventh son of the seventh seventh Day,
with the government seveneven e seven years of college, don.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Seventy seven days?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Is this why you don't go to the doctor?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
No, this is why I love the Civil War though, Okay.
The University of Colorado Hospital had a week long shutdown
of non emergency surgeries because they found dozens of contaminated
surgical instruments caked with dried blood and tissue. Oops hmm.
They said that there was a backlog of uncleaned tools,
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which prompted a halt of all non emergency surgeries. A
couple of months ago, the inspection found seventeen seventeen stainless
steel carts in their sterile processing department that had somewhere
between eleven and thirty trays of dirty surgical instruments in
each one of them. So someone got listen. This is
similar to like when you live with three or four
(29:56):
other guys in college and no one does the dishes.
That's kind of what it just got.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Backed up away from it the dish and cutting yourself
open and putting the dish inside of you.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
That's the again, You've never you've never lived with four
or five guys at your one college house, number six.
I got six, you got six, she got six, number six.
There's six more weeks of later. What a picture of
me a rabbi and six drunk and longshore? Are we
just dig in a nursing home closer to us? I
don't have to, guys, take that drink another six pack?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Well, this could happen.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
It's a clerical error, but it's causing a lot of
upsetment in Taiwan, where an airline has apologized for requesting
paperwork from an employee after she died she was thirty four.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Why are you laughing? Horrible prison? I'm sitting in an
office in my parents' old house, and I guarantee you
there are probably dozens of unopened letters to my parents,
who died, both of them two three years ago. Yeah,
And it's just how hard it is to get people
to stop sending crap.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Is there an odd vibe? Like when you're sitting in
that room, the sun's coming in, it's like a feeling
of warmth. Do you like feel I'm not trying to
be funny, like honestly, like, do you feel like a presence?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I had weird thoughts last night going to bed that
they have been part of it, and to feel that way,
I think it is weird. I don't know. If I
was going through my phone, I was showing somebody pictures
of dogs, my dog the other day, something like that,
and there was there was an image that came up
of my previous dog, I call him Prior, and he
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was sitting I brought him up here one time when
Dad was around, and it's just the three of us
sitting watching a football game, I believe. And you can
see my legs cause I'm taking the picture, my dog
sitting next to me and my Dad's sitting next to him.
And that was for some reason, that image kept coming
into my head last night. Wow, yeah, you're creeping me out.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Number five.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
I have five.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
We begin bombing in five minutes. Five little monkeys. This
is the year five point five. Five will be a favorite.
Lose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
The cows at Smi Hills Open Farm near Bolton in England.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
They're special cows.
Speaker 7 (32:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
They have music played for them. There's a jazz outfit
called the Dixie Beats and they perform for cows at
the farm near Bolton.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
They probably like something a little more lively than Miles Davis.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
But the cows love the jazz. Apparently they have a
lot of sex after they listen to it. There's something
about the jazz that gets the cows in the mood.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Oh really, yeah, man, you should try like jazz. But
that's you should try that. There's a guarantine knock out there. No,
they're talking about with my wife. Oh with with the livestock. Sure,
I'd have a shot, much better shot than with my
wife if I played jazz. One of the one of
the members of the band said, one or two of
(33:13):
them had a taste of my trumpet, So that will
need a good clean when I get home. I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Okay, well, I don't know what are we still talking?
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
What's happened?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Here's number four, poor.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Minute, probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Come number four. This isn't the same world you left
four years ago. Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
We've got a guy who lives in an apartment. This
is in Trenton, New Jersey, and he's been hearing some explicit,
disturbing noises coming from another apartment.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Jazz jazz music.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
It was not jazz.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
It was sex, music and the loud it's what comes
after the jazz music.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Sure, like everything you're saying right now is wrong, but
the noises sounded pornographic, and officers knocked on the door
repeatedly in an attempt to make contact.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
There was no answer.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I have a question, Yeah, why is police? Why are
police responding to this? Do we not live in America
where if we want to have audible sex we can
do so? Did our forefathers not come to this great
land and sign all of those documents so that we
as Americans could be obnoxious in the sack? Is this
(34:37):
great Britain? Are we supposed to be stiff upper lip, unhappy,
frownie people. No, we're in America. A smile people. We're
loud and we are we do everything loud. Yeah, why
aren't showing up? Why is it gestoppo showing up to
put an end to the loud sex in apartment?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Go to Wow, it's got personal.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I'm just I just don't understand why that's an offense
to you. I mean, oh kidding, aside loud sex, you're
gonna have the cops called on.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
You for that depends on what you're I mean, you
could sound like you're getting hurt.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Like what what would that sound like?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't know. I've never caused a woman to tea that.
So here's the number three.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Three shall be the number that count and the number
of the counting shall.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Be three were dead within three hours three security clearance
level three, all three of the three. I got all
three of you guys for the rest of your.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Na be born live.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Three.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I mean, listen, you don't have to like the Catholic Church.
And if you don't, then don't go to the Vatican,
dumb ass.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Certainly don't pee on it.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Some guy went to the Vatican uh and went to
the uh Saint Peter's Basilica and actually whipped out his
uh my God, and started urinating on the altar of
the confession.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, we don't know he whipped it out. He could
have kept it in his pants. You know, men don't
have to take it out to go pee.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I learned that. How did you learn that?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
You taught me that?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Okay, I told you that. It's very different than I
taught you right right, right, right right right.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
What's going on? You two were talking? There's two sons
and no women. The forty four year old woman from
Tripoli is facing legal trouble. She intentionally set not one,
but two wild fires. You know you're single, you're forty four.
(36:41):
It's hard to meet guys, I get it. She was arrested.
Investigators revealed that her motive was to catch the attention
of firefighters so that she could flirt with them. Yeah,
as per the fire fire department, she was spotted at
both of the fires, which would spark some suspicion among
those firefighters.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
It doesn't say that in this article at all.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Well, they were after they were fighting the fire.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Okay, number one, weird, number one.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Number one, we're number one.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
Then I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 10 (37:13):
Are you the number one? Row?
Speaker 7 (37:15):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Number one, number one? I love this Ocean City, Washington,
Maryland area. The police department there was asking for volunteers
to step forward and help them with a training event
to help officers recognize the signs of impairment, and the
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police department was inundated with people wanting to help.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
It allows police to observe real time cannabis impairment. While
participants consume cannabis, they bring themselves lunch and shuttle transportation
would be provided.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
All you need to do is go to the police
department and get ripped out of your mind and then
get paid for it and get food. Of course, they
were inundated with volunteers. Doesn't that like a nice afternoon.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
If they're care everything. Yeah, you got food, you got
to ride home, you got all of that stuff. It's
a way to do it.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
On that note, happy weekend. Smoke weed responsibly if you
smoke it. Do people even smoke weed anymore? Or is
it all just like you know, what is it?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
They vape it?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Now?
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Oh, the vaping right?
Speaker 9 (38:23):
They eat it.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
They eat it and they eat it and they drink it.
There's those those weed drinks.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Now, well, we know who's got plans this weekend.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
I still got to.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Figure out how to buy heroin and MacArthur park.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Hey, hey, everybody, I'm looking for heroin yo. All right,
we'll see you on Monday. Stay dry, everybody, blessings. You've
been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show. You can
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. On a October seventeenth,
nineteen eighty nine, I believe it was October seventeenth. Was
the Loma preator earthquake?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, that's why I said happy earthquake data when you
celebrate show?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What are you eating? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That's a lie. Now we were lying. Now we're lying
to each other in this the tenth year of our
Lord of the Show.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Of our Lord of the Show. No, no dots pretzels?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Is you most know? Now?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Which is there a flavor on those?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Or these are the original?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The original? That's the way to go. That's the way
to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I mean the sweet ones are fine, you know they
have that liken and seventy five of them. No, you know,
there's no And that's really if you're gonna if you're
going to pack down some carbs and calories, you might
as well make it count.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Hell yeah you will, Hell yeah you will?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Time?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
By the way, space war stuff is picking up steam
is it? Yeah, Okay, we've got things moving, like before Christmas.
There's gonna be some things going on that before Christmas.
You're gonna have to you have to join the production meetings.
I am the production meetings are you talking about? I
know you're I just wanted to see how much you care.
And now I know it's there.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Game I am the King game four tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I mean, my goodness, how good are Dodgers fans feeling today?
The Brewers would have to win four in a row.
The Dodgers are going back to the World Series.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It seems well Dave Roberts knows full well that that
could happen. I was the Yankees and the Red Sox
in a seven game series. That was the first time
that someone had come back from three to nothing to
win that series, as was evidence by Dave Roberts stealing
that base even though he was not fast, and he
(02:06):
stole that base. I don't even remember what year that was,
But so there is a possibility that that the Brewers
come in although it's my newt absolutely minute.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm looking it up. Are those birds I hear?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh yeah, the doors are open. It's lovely. It is
no longer it would have been two thousand and four, right,
I believe it was two thousand and four. Yeah, that sounds
about right. My goodness.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Uh so that will be tonight. First pitch is at
five o eight, six o eight, five thirty three.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Sho Tani's going to pitch for the Dodgers. The Mariners
dropped another game over the Alcs to the Blue Jays
eight to two, so they are even at two games,
apiece Man. Game five is going to be this afternoon
in Seattle, just after three knuckles Man, and listen. I
love the way that the the league Championship Series are
structured where there's seven games and they play. You know,
(03:04):
a lot of times they play on the same day.
This is one of those days. But imagine if the
Dodger's sweep tonight, they don't have to play again until
next Friday.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And imagine how tired the Mariners or the Blue Jays
are going to be going into the World Series if
they do seven games. The Dodgers are hoping this thing
goes the distance. Absolutely. The monkey pox, the monkey pox
is getting worse, and it's happening right here in La County.
Two more cases of a severe strain of mpocs have
been confirmed. This is why you've got to be careful.
(03:37):
You've got to be careful with your monkeys.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I don't think that's how you get it, but I'm
not sorry. Listen, you're the doctor. Tell me how do
you get this? I think it's through contact with you know,
you know with what?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I have no idea. That's why i'm asking.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well, first of all infected people, but most important infected juices. Oh,
you get it's it's an STD close personal contact, including
including massage and cuddling. No, it does not say that
guarantee you. That's from the La County Department of Public Health.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Cuddling can get you monkey pocks this.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
How did cuddling get you into the fluids department?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, it depends on what you're cuddling and how aggressively.
I suppose.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, then it should say sex. It shouldn't say cuddling.
Now we're demonizing something up.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Sometimes cuddling can be pretty primarily spread through close intimate contacts,
such as through bodily fluids, sores, shared bedding, or shared clothing.
Someone discussing, coughing, sneezing, and cuddling.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
So if you're cuddling naked and you've got an open
sore or something and someone's got monkey bus catch this?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Who who is writing this? From the La County Department
of Public Health? Quote telltale symptoms andclude rash or unusual
sores that look like pimples or puss filled blisters on
the face, body and genitals.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh my god, stop it. Do you want to know?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I don't want any more pretzels. I don't feel.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Do you want to know the types of birds that
we can hear?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
There is the turquoise browed mott mott, the northern canna hannah.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Hold on a second, there's a mott mot here.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
There is a mott Mott. Potentially there the turquoise brown
browed mott Mott. I looked up a variety of birds
that is home to where you are right now. There
is the black bellied whistling duck. There's, of course the
yellow warbler, the great kiss cadi as well. But yeah,
probably a lot of yellow warblers out there right now.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh a ton tons. I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But if you if you've got a rock without it
in a yellow one, I mean, if you see a
mot mott, you gotta let us know.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh, I'm gonna take a picture. You kidding? Do you
bring them home?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Would you know a motmt if you saw it?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, Well the crest, the head is like turquoise, that's
why they call it turquoise browed, but the body is
more like orange greenish. It's a very colorful bird. And uh,
it's got a large tail on the mott. Mott that
may be your tip. But also it's on the sides
(06:25):
of the face. There are some white stripes that are
almost that is more okay, also more striking than the
than the turquoise, than the turquoise head there.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh wait, is.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
That one of them? Is that?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That is the stoping? Be stop it. I'm gonna slow
down your crap and make you sound stupid. Oh wait,
I don't have to. Oh wait right, we'll talk football.
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How does pink leggings? How this is going tight?
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They're more restrictive than I thought they'd be.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
When do you take them out of the dryer like that?
All nice and warm.
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gas Fantasy for play. I don't think I've ever made
it this deep in the season and been in the league.
(08:19):
Oh well, this is We're not that deep in the season.
We're only in the second quarter, I know, but it's
nice to score a couple of touchdowns early on. Okay,
I don't intend to be the winner in the end,
but it is nice to be in the front position
as of right now. Well you got this games, come on.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah, you believe in yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You gotta believe in yourself, Goes. I started picking thinking
I know what's going on, and then I end up
just in a mess of humility.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Will get you, Yeah, it'll get you. You'll be like,
I know what I'm doing. I had a few strong weeks.
I basically should take the family's savings and go to Vegas.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I'm so good at picking games.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, and then you get a real shock to the
system around week eight and you're like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Anything about anything happened.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I get it. Yes, so Gas Fantasy for play. Elmer,
the brainshow behind all of this, has gone through and
picked four NFL games on the schedule for this weekend.
We're going to see if we can pick the winners
of each of them. It is not as easy as
it might seem. Elmer, what's our first game?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Okay, first game? It's going to be the Carolina Panthers
versus the New York.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Jet Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
If you search different websites for the NFL rankings, like
teams one through thirty two, chances are this is team
number thirty one and thirty two. It's a real ding
dong between these two pieces of hot garbage.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Oh no, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
The Titans and the Browns will give them a run
for their money. At least the Panthers have done. The
Panthers have won at least a.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Couple of games.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
True, the Jets are I mean, the Jets are at home,
but I got I gotta go with the Panthers here.
They put it enough together to get a couple of wins.
So we'll go with the Panthers here. The Jets is
a fire sale.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm almost exclusively picking road teams this time, so I'm
also taking the Panthers. Elmer, Uh.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
The thing is, I picked all of them already, and like,
now that both of you went Panthers, I want to
go Jets just to be the odd man out do it. No,
I feel like because the marker has the line under it,
and I want to be true to my first pick.
Because if I come in on Monday and the Panthers one.
I'm gonna I'm Panthers, but I'm sad about it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Producer mad around he is, is he gonna pick? Yeah, sorry,
I'll go, I'll go. I'm gonna go Panthers as well.
I'd like to go Jets, but with no wins, I can't. Yeah,
that's very smart move right there. Game number two, Elmer.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Game number two, we have the Washington Commanders versus the
Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Why don't you pick first this time? And then Shannon
and I will react to you pick? Good idea?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Cowboys? Cowboys?
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Why yeah, i'man Commanders. Are they a new team? I
feel like I've never heard of them.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
They were the Redskins for a long time and then
they went through the name change about four or five
years ago. Now they are without Terry McLaurin again, so
they don't have a lot of weapons. But the Cowboys
are at home where they usually do well. However, the
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defense does not exist for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
This is a divisional rivalry. Who'd you pick?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
I went with the Cowboys because I don't know the
other team.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go with you. I'm gonna go
with the Cowboys. I don't pick the Cowboys here. I'm
picking Washington for all of those reasons. The lack of
defense for Dallas for one thing, Matt.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm going to Washington. Also, I just don't want Dak
oh okay, well.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Nobody likes Dak. That doesn't even like Dak Jacks and
all that money for nothing?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Elmer Game three.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Game three is Philadelphia Eagles versus the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Interesting. I went with Eagles because I like Green. Smart, Matt,
I couldn't.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
Go Eagles as a native New York or I know
Elmer is too, though, but I want Vikings.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Vikings still have Carson Wentz. Is that who's at the
helm there? J? J. McCarthy's not back yet, is he?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't think he is back.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I like the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I had to pick the Eagles also because I also
like Green. I think I think that's one all right?
Games in game four? What do you got?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Last game is going to be the Atlanta Falcons versus
the San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
This is a home game for the forty nine Ers.
Rock Party is back, and so is George Kittle. If
I'm I'm not mistaken. Who is not back as Fred
Warner fresh out of surgery and out for the season.
Most likely, the Falcons aren't horrible. Don't sleep on the Falcons.
They have a very strong run game with Bijon Robinson,
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and they've got a great defense.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
This one's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I'll go last, You'll go last on this one. I'm
taking the forty nine ers at home here, Elmer.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna go Falcons because I lived in Georgia
for a year and I used to see the stadium
like when I went to Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
So Atlanta Falcons, right, Matt, I'm going forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Also, Shannon, my heart says forty nine ers at home.
They want to do it for Fred Warner. My head says,
run game and the Falcons. I don't know if the
forty nine ers can stop the run without Fred Warner.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
I just don't know if they can.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Actually the Falcons. The Falcon run on them all day long.
It pains me to take the Falcons, it really does.
So I'll have to take the forty nine ers.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I just can't. I can't not. Those are our four games. Panthers, Jets, Commanders, Cowboys, Eagles, Vikings,
and then Falcons forty nine. Ers will throw those up
on social media on Twitter specifically, and then play along.
Just tell us who you think is going to win
each of those four games. We come back, we'll do
what you learned this week on the Gary and Shannon
(14:29):
Show and wrap it all up with our nine news nuggets.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
You need to know you're listening to Gary and Shannon
on demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
We've been telling you. Of course, Dodgers took Game three
last night three to one over the Brewers, so they
could sweep the NLCS tonight with a win over in Milwaukee.
First pitch will be five thirty three show. Hey, we'll
be on the mound for the Dodgers. Maren has dropped
another game to the Blue Jays eight to two yesterday.
ALCS is now tied to two games, so Game five
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is this afternoon in Seattle, just after three o'clock. The
charge has taken on the Colts on Sunday afternoon. It's
so fine. The Rams are actually in London to take
on Jacksonville super early on Sunday morning, so you get
I think it's a six thirty kickoff if I'm not
mistaken for that game.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I love that when you wake up and it's bright.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And early and there's already something on while is on.
I love it and it's not It's not a replay
of like four weeks ago, the game that didn't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yes, Now, did you learn anything this week on the
Gary and Channa Show?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Garrett did? I?
Speaker 10 (15:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You have to go back and double check, but I
know other people learn some things on the Gary and Channae.
We should, we should really want keep.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Track of just like a thing we learned so that
we could also play along on Fridays.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I'm listening. If you got one, you just stared up
up with anything. Oh see. That's the problem is we
ask other people to do it. We can't even do
it ourselves.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Hey, Gary and Shannon, it's Jin from Steel Beach. What
I learned on the show this week is that you
guys are more entertaining than a work meeting.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
So congratulations, Oh thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
One guy called and said that he had he missed
a work meeting for us.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I like her hot take on that the bar is
very low, very low.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Hey Gary, Shannon, I learned this week, would you look
in person and Shannon does have a nice rum ski?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh guy, that's Friday. Thank you. I guess that's a compliment.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
What's a rum ski?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I don't I think it was a rum ska. Okay, yeah,
he just didn't pop his pee.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Been the guy that came up and told me to
stop making jokes about Polish people. And I said, I'm
sorry if I offended you, and he said, that's okay,
I'm half Italian too.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I said, okay, got all kinds of stuff going on.
What I learned on Gary and Shannon this week is
to never leave any sort of food near Shannon, thank
you very much.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Okay, it was a half a bag of Eminem's, all right,
it's I ate all of his food.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I had forgotten about that. I was thoughking, I was
thinking about the pizza. But the pizza that you had
at BJ's yesterday was behind the Nobody watched you eat that.
I was the only one who had to witness.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
You made a big deal out of me eating your
eminem So it was a big deal that you made
out of.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
That, and I've already forgotten it. So good we had
Eminem's yesterday, Jr.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Sun Valley.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
What I learned at BJ's is Shannon is a closet
cat person.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I did like the story about Ray Ray. I'd rather
talk about Rey Ray than the government shutdown. That's a
good low bar.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
That is a good point, Ray Ray. That was a
great story. That was the cat that was stuck on
the fan or climbed on the family. The roof of
the car was kind of nestled in between the luggage
while they were driving around for you know, one hundred miles.
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, we learned
the show as scripted and is written by mister bumper Puss.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
No, mister us, here's this thing about bumber Puss that
you got. You guys got to know. He's not a
loquacious cat, all right. He is not a man cat
of many words. When bumber Puss talks chooses to impart
some wisdom, it's just that it's wisdom.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
He doesn't waste words. He certainly wants script.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
A show and definitely not this show.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
He does not suffer fools.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, we learned
that Shannon's brother is fifty two, which is my age.
Does he have Capricorn like me and Hoffin and also
Dan Keaton, Gary and also Headerbrook doesn't like earworms, to
which I reply, baby to.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Do just doom it and we could kisses for the
Oh my god, when when is your brother's birthday?
Speaker 4 (19:12):
September twenty ninth. He's a libra.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, no camp.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Now, that guy knows a lot of stuff that didn't
just come up randomly.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
You know this week? Uh, the Heather talking about not
liking earworms is that this week I did.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
I mentioned that Michael and I actually have earworms all
the time in the newsroom because we're always singing. Oh god,
that's probably what he's referencing. I did a story on
earworms today.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh you did it? Okay.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
See I don't pay attention to any day.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
See, that's why you don't learn anything. This is what
I've learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
I learned not to have company.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
When you guys are over at BJAS because I had
to turn my radio off, and then when I asked
the SO and the Google to replay it, they only
play the first hour of the show, so I missed
the whole thing that we Jay's and I think that's
some of your best programming.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Thank you, take care, thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
That's what you get for having friends and then choosing
to have them over, and then choosing to have them
over at an inopportune time.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's a four hour window where you don't have friends,
have friends, I mean other than us.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Right, We're all you need. We are enough.
Speaker 11 (20:30):
This week on the Grand Channon Show, I learned that
scientists can see ultra violet emissions coming from three I ables,
the inbound interstellar comment that's heading towards Earth. They attribute
to these emissions to water spewing out of the comment.
And while that's not unusual, as comments show close to
the aliens through our eyelis is so far away and
that it hasn't wondering why he's doing that. Yeah, anyway,
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all from Maui.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You'll have a good weekend. I love Key Hay.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
But here's the thing. It's not a commet. It's an
alien probe. Even Harvard says, that's what I learned. Harvard
says it's an alien probe.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Okay, Harvard say, there's a guy at Harvard.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Who said, does Harvard not sign his paycheck? And that
means that he gets to speak for Harvard.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I didn't. I didn't really.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Furthermore, I learned that that that alien probe is the
size of a large city.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Is a twelve mile long probe? Yeah, that is a
big ass probe. Guys out, We.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Always like to end the week with the nine newsnuggets.
You need to know the stories. It fell through the
cracks because man, there was just so much going on.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Are we doing that already?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, you want to end the week or not?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, you're right, good answer. Here's our honorable mention, Honorable
Mention not serving with you didn't great and honorable mode.
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I almost wish we started talking about this story early
in this show, because I want to hear people's stories
in real life about this. Not that this is not
in real life, but if other people have had this experience.
There is an unusual case of marital discord in India.
A couple who married less than a year ago is
now looking for a divorce. Why well, because their pet
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dog and cat cannot get along.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, but it's a dog and a cat. It would
be unusual if they did get along.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
But has this happened.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Has pets not getting along cause rifts to the point
of a breakup before for people?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
I mean you had to choose, you had you had
a dog or a cat and a child.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
That did not get along, so you chose to keep
the child and get rid of the cat.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
So that's how you solve that, as strange as that
might be. And boy do I regret that.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
This couple, they were they were married in December of
last year. They even underwent court mandated counseling, but they
have filed for legal separation because their love of their
animals that they brought into the marriage, one of them
with a cat and the other with a dog.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Do you think this has happened?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I guess it's probably especially people you.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Know later in life. You know you've you've you're in
love with your pet. Your pet has been your partner.
You start meeting people on on hinge. I don't know,
I'm making things up and uh and and that's that's
your relationship is with your pet, your cat or your dog.
And then you meet somebody and if your cat doesn't
hit it off with their dog or their cat or
what have you, that would be a real problem.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well, and doesn't don't you know that before you actually
get married. I mean maybe courtship is different in other
parts of the world, but they haven't lived together one close.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Sorry, this one is close at home because like my
cat and Diane's dog are like at a tiff right now.
And it's like it's cool because you know, I love Diane,
but like we're both very weird. No, no butts, But
it's just like I don't think i'd break up with
her because.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Here here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Elmer moved in with his girlfriend Diane yesterday, So this
is something we can monitor.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
This is for real, Like, so this dog and cat
are going to live together starting now. Yeah, yeah, and
what happened yesterday, Well we have to.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Separate them from like the main room and the living room,
and like they co exist, but like Mango will slap
her dog if her dog is a little too close
too quick.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Hold on, you're the one who brought the cat, and
she brought the dog. Yeah, and I haven't heard of
dogs are two dogs one cat? But both our dogs
are cool.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
There's two dogs and a cat and you guys now
living in the one place, Yes, okay, correct, what are
the dogs names?
Speaker 10 (24:55):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Oh god, I'm blanking right now.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
You don't know that name of her dog.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
No, I'm even my dog.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
I'm just I don't know. You're putting me on.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I'm sorry. Let's let's move on number nine.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Nine.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Overload, overload, it's overload.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I'll be ready to go another nine.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
And did I catch you talking?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
That's one of my best friends. She names her cat Kitty.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
She's had about four or five kiddies since nineteen ninety
three that I can remember.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
And it's a nice way of knowing the cat's name.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
It's Conin and scrappy, Conin and scrappy. Okay, cool, I
got to get that in before.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, girl, She packs up your s and leaves it
on the porch.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
These are always good stories about a woman. This is
one of those long forty eight hours stories. The guy
got out of the house because the wife had said
fire to it.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
She tried to tried to kill him, and she set
the house.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Run and kill her. Yeah, so he runs out of
the house. What's the next best option? Run him over
with the car?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Do you want to know what started this?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So the cat and the dog didn't get along.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
He did not remember her dogs man. She was like,
I'm sett in the house on fire.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
She starts playing with matches. Here's number eight.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
The CID is bold every eight second.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
We've talked about AI maybe suggesting things that are hurtful
and harmful to people. Well, Reddit is now in on
the game. Reddit has an AI product. It's called Reddit Answers.
Like Reddit doesn't already proved enough questionable material, now it's
got an AI product vehicle, and it has suggested that
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users who are interested in pain management try heroin.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Oh boy, hero not just heroin, but kratom too.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Is that how you saying I don't know what cradam is.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
If that's the stuff, well, supposedly you could get it
at gas stations. You can't, but you get products that
are similar to it. That's an herbal extract from the
leaves of a tree that's called the Mitrogya speciosa not
to be not designated as a conserl a controlled substance,
but the but by the DEA. But is the illegal
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in many states.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I don't think i'd even know where to get heroin
if I if I tried, if I if I ask,
I mean, I guess you could just go to like
MacArthur Park and ask somebody. But I don't even know
if you ask for heroine, can have some heroin. There's
got to be a name for it, right, Like.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Sirs, do you guys have any heroin?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Have any heroin?
Speaker 9 (28:02):
You guys?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Who is?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
I don't sound like that?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Okay, no, but you would if you went there and
said that would.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Be trying to act cool asking for heroin, Like, hey,
do you guys have.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Any you guys? You guys got any age?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
You guys got a horse? You got any big horses?
Back there?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Sometimes ride the white horse.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Mind me to tell you, guys sometime the story about
where my friend asked me to get her cocaine for
her bridal shower in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
You didn't know how to get cocaine?
Speaker 9 (28:31):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Don't they have it at the front desk in Vegas?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Like everywhere right at the front, Don't I know that?
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Now?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Now I know that, just go down to the not
the valet, but the concierge should just go, hey, well
a little bit of that. I did not know you
could do that.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Oh, yeah, it's everywhere.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
Number seven, the seventh son of the seventh seventh Day,
with the government seveneven e seven years of college, don.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Seventy seven days?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Is this why you don't go to the doctor?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
No, this is why I love the Civil War though, Okay.
The University of Colorado Hospital had a week long shutdown
of non emergency surgeries because they found dozens of contaminated
surgical instruments caked with dried blood and tissue. Oops hmm.
They said that there was a backlog of uncleaned tools,
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which prompted a halt of all non emergency surgeries. A
couple of months ago, the inspection found seventeen seventeen stainless
steel carts in their sterile processing department that had somewhere
between eleven and thirty trays of dirty surgical instruments in
each one of them. So someone got listen. This is
similar to like when you live with three or four
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other guys in college and no one does the dishes.
That's kind of what it just got.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Backed up away from it the dish and cutting yourself
open and putting the dish inside of you.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
That's the again, You've never you've never lived with four
or five guys at your one college house, number six.
I got six, you got six, she got six, number six.
There's six more weeks of later. What a picture of
me a rabbi and six drunk and longshore? Are we
just dig in a nursing home closer to us? I
don't have to, guys, take that drink another six pack?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Well, this could happen.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
It's a clerical error, but it's causing a lot of
upsetment in Taiwan, where an airline has apologized for requesting
paperwork from an employee after she died she was thirty four.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Why are you laughing? Horrible prison? I'm sitting in an
office in my parents' old house, and I guarantee you
there are probably dozens of unopened letters to my parents,
who died, both of them two three years ago. Yeah,
And it's just how hard it is to get people
to stop sending crap.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Is there an odd vibe? Like when you're sitting in
that room, the sun's coming in, it's like a feeling
of warmth. Do you like feel I'm not trying to
be funny, like honestly, like, do you feel like a presence?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I had weird thoughts last night going to bed that
they have been part of it, and to feel that way,
I think it is weird. I don't know. If I
was going through my phone, I was showing somebody pictures
of dogs, my dog the other day, something like that,
and there was there was an image that came up
of my previous dog, I call him Prior, and he
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was sitting I brought him up here one time when
Dad was around, and it's just the three of us
sitting watching a football game, I believe. And you can
see my legs cause I'm taking the picture, my dog
sitting next to me and my Dad's sitting next to him.
And that was for some reason, that image kept coming
into my head last night. Wow, yeah, you're creeping me out.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Number five.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
I have five.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
We begin bombing in five minutes. Five little monkeys. This
is the year five point five. Five will be a favorite.
Lose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
The cows at Smi Hills Open Farm near Bolton in England.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
They're special cows.
Speaker 7 (32:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
They have music played for them. There's a jazz outfit
called the Dixie Beats and they perform for cows at
the farm near Bolton.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
They probably like something a little more lively than Miles Davis.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
But the cows love the jazz. Apparently they have a
lot of sex after they listen to it. There's something
about the jazz that gets the cows in the mood.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Oh really, yeah, man, you should try like jazz. But
that's you should try that. There's a guarantine knock out there. No,
they're talking about with my wife. Oh with with the livestock. Sure,
I'd have a shot, much better shot than with my
wife if I played jazz. One of the one of
the members of the band said, one or two of
(33:13):
them had a taste of my trumpet, So that will
need a good clean when I get home. I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Okay, well, I don't know what are we still talking?
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
What's happened?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Here's number four, poor.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Minute, probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Come number four. This isn't the same world you left
four years ago. Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
We've got a guy who lives in an apartment. This
is in Trenton, New Jersey, and he's been hearing some explicit,
disturbing noises coming from another apartment.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Jazz jazz music.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
It was not jazz.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
It was sex, music and the loud it's what comes
after the jazz music.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Sure, like everything you're saying right now is wrong, but
the noises sounded pornographic, and officers knocked on the door
repeatedly in an attempt to make contact.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
There was no answer.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I have a question, Yeah, why is police? Why are
police responding to this? Do we not live in America
where if we want to have audible sex we can
do so? Did our forefathers not come to this great
land and sign all of those documents so that we
as Americans could be obnoxious in the sack? Is this
(34:37):
great Britain? Are we supposed to be stiff upper lip, unhappy,
frownie people. No, we're in America. A smile people. We're
loud and we are we do everything loud. Yeah, why
aren't showing up? Why is it gestoppo showing up to
put an end to the loud sex in apartment?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Go to Wow, it's got personal.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I'm just I just don't understand why that's an offense
to you. I mean, oh kidding, aside loud sex, you're
gonna have the cops called on.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
You for that depends on what you're I mean, you
could sound like you're getting hurt.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Like what what would that sound like?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't know. I've never caused a woman to tea that.
So here's the number three.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Three shall be the number that count and the number
of the counting shall.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Be three were dead within three hours three security clearance
level three, all three of the three. I got all
three of you guys for the rest of your.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Na be born live.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Three.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I mean, listen, you don't have to like the Catholic Church.
And if you don't, then don't go to the Vatican,
dumb ass.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Certainly don't pee on it.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Some guy went to the Vatican uh and went to
the uh Saint Peter's Basilica and actually whipped out his
uh my God, and started urinating on the altar of
the confession.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, we don't know he whipped it out. He could
have kept it in his pants. You know, men don't
have to take it out to go pee.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I learned that. How did you learn that?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
You taught me that?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Okay, I told you that. It's very different than I
taught you right right, right, right right right.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
What's going on? You two were talking? There's two sons
and no women. The forty four year old woman from
Tripoli is facing legal trouble. She intentionally set not one,
but two wild fires. You know you're single, you're forty four.
(36:41):
It's hard to meet guys, I get it. She was arrested.
Investigators revealed that her motive was to catch the attention
of firefighters so that she could flirt with them. Yeah,
as per the fire fire department, she was spotted at
both of the fires, which would spark some suspicion among
those firefighters.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
It doesn't say that in this article at all.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Well, they were after they were fighting the fire.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Okay, number one, weird, number one.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Number one, we're number one.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
Then I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 10 (37:13):
Are you the number one? Row?
Speaker 7 (37:15):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Number one, number one? I love this Ocean City, Washington,
Maryland area. The police department there was asking for volunteers
to step forward and help them with a training event
to help officers recognize the signs of impairment, and the
(37:35):
police department was inundated with people wanting to help.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
It allows police to observe real time cannabis impairment. While
participants consume cannabis, they bring themselves lunch and shuttle transportation
would be provided.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
All you need to do is go to the police
department and get ripped out of your mind and then
get paid for it and get food. Of course, they
were inundated with volunteers. Doesn't that like a nice afternoon.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
If they're care everything. Yeah, you got food, you got
to ride home, you got all of that stuff. It's
a way to do it.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
On that note, happy weekend. Smoke weed responsibly if you
smoke it. Do people even smoke weed anymore? Or is
it all just like you know, what is it?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
They vape it?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Now?
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Oh, the vaping right?
Speaker 9 (38:23):
They eat it.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
They eat it and they eat it and they drink it.
There's those those weed drinks.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Now, well, we know who's got plans this weekend.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
I still got to.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Figure out how to buy heroin and MacArthur park.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Hey, hey, everybody, I'm looking for heroin yo. All right,
we'll see you on Monday. Stay dry, everybody, blessings. You've
been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show. You can
always hear us live on KFI AM six forty nine
am to one pm every Monday through Friday, and anytime
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