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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Some of the stories that we're following today, we're starting
to see some of the federal officers show up on
the streets of DC for the first time. This, of course,
after yesterday President Trump placed the DC Police under direct
federal control, deployed the National Guard to the streets to
fight crime. So there were FBI agents, Border Patrol ice
agents scene overnight in different portions of the District of Columbia.
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The Gifford Fire, that fire that's burning up in the
Santa Maria area along Highway one sixty six, is now
at one hundred and twenty two thousand acres, still only
about thirty three percent contained.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
We have a new study just published in the journal
Proceedings of the National Academy of Scientists.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And this report no joke, not a joke.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
It was co authored by scientists at cal Tech, and
it studied a massive earth earthquake that ruptured in me
and mar on March twenty eighth on a fault known
for being eerily similar to.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The San Andreas.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Now that earthquake ended up rupturing a much longer section
of the fault than scientists expected giving the seismology of
the area, And the implications of the study are this,
earthquakes never come back exactly the same way. So when
you think about the big one in California, you're probably
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more likely to think about comparisons.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Would it be a repeat of eighteen fifty seven when
the seven point seven to seven point nine ruptured from
Monterey County all the way through to La County. Would
it be like the nineteen oh six San Francisco earthquake
began just off shore of San Francisco, ruptured in two
different directions toward Humboldt and then Santa Cruz. They're saying,
don't bet on an identical sequel.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
The magnitude seven point seven quake that you're talking about
from me and mar ruptured three hundred and seventeen miles
of that fault, the Sagaiang fault. Based on what they
have now looked at through satellite data, earth movement after
the quake the longest seismic rupture ever documented on a
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continent by comparison. In nineteen oh six, it was about
two hundred and ninety six miles of the San Andreas.
In the eighteen fifty seven quake, it was about two
twenty five and those longer ruptures have been found only
on subduction mega thrusts deep underneath the ocean. Unusual for
it to be in that this type of a fault.
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So what's clear is now, as we look for the
next big earthquake, it could be similar to the previous earthquakes,
but it's unlikely to be an exact replay even those
those faults that we study ridiculously amount. I mean, the
San Andreas is probably arguably the most studied fault because
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it is a so visible, be so big, and see
easy to access.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The next step is to develop a model simulating earthquakes
over many millennia for the San Andreas fault. This is
what the author's plan to do in the future. They
say it's not going to come soon because it's quite
a heavy calculation.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And again.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's hard to wrap your head around spending the money,
and I guess you've got you because maybe it will
come to something, But spending the money to do all
these calculations on something that is not predictable, yeah, I
mean trying to predict the unpredictable seems to be a
futile exercise.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So if they come up with what they say, the
earthquakes over many millennia for the San Andreas fault, you're
going to have probably millions of tiny earthquakes simply that's
just the way earthquakes work. And then you'll have a
handful or a couple of dozens, since it's many thousands
of years, of the ridiculously large, you know, magnitude eight
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and above kind of earthquakes. But the possibility, I mean,
those are the two far ends of this. The more
likely scenario is right in the middle somewhere where we
get a six and a half or a seven and
a half even that caused a significant damage, But is
it going to cause significant deaths? Is it going to
be you know, and how much of the location or
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how much of that's going to depend on the actual
location of the center of the earthquake. For example, Northridge
nineteen ninety four. Northridge was a six point seven I think,
which is a significant earthquake. A lot of people felt it,
but most of the damage was here and that was it.
It didn't rupture for hundreds of miles.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
It didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm granted it wasn't the San Andreas, but it didn't
rupture for a cobble hundred miles and caused damage on
the huge, wide swath of even southern California. It was
relatively confined in terms of the amount of damage that
had caught.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I think the ones, the cinematic earthquakes, the ones that
range from you know, like Humboldt to Santa Cruz or whatever,
those are the ones that cause the nightmares. You know,
you have a localized earthquake, it's awful for the people
in that local area, like in Northridge. But when you
talk about a vast, sweeping damage scale, that's when you
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get into problems of enough help to go around for everybody,
because you have to triage a third of the state
or whatever, and there's only so many resources, and only
so many roads that are still serviceable, so many helicopters,
and so many metavacumnits, and so many hospitals and all
of that.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And we don't We're also used to the idea of
us significant earthquake. I think nineteen eighty nine, right up
in the Bay Area, the Loma pre ethquake. We had
one earthquake we had a couple of sizeable aftershocks, but
for the most part, it was the one quake and
it was done.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, think about what's going on on that.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Chotcut Peninsula up in Russia where they had massive earthquake,
but they've also had dozens of six point zero after
shocks and above, which each one of those, granted it
is a you know, sparsely populated area, but there's some
important infrastructure up there for the Russian military that a
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six point zero and above could cause significant damage. If
we had something like that here, each one of those
after shocks would bring with it a whole new round
of damage.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I remember in nineteen eighty nine when that earthquake hit,
because you know, you do all the drills in school.
I was nine, So you do all the drills in
school for the earthquake stuff, and then it happens, and
then you think that it's just going to happen like
every couple of years, because you're young, you're at that
age where you're you're curious, and you're just kind of like, okay,
so we're just going to get these right. Bridges are
just going to collapse every couple of years when we
have one of these things. You know, because you turn
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on the television there's a Bay bridge collapse. You're like, oh, okay,
so this is what happens. So this is just a thing.
This is life. This is a thing that's just going
to happen, and nobody seems to be too, you know,
up in arms about me.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
And it sucks.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It sucks. That sucked. People died. That sucks. Stop the
world series. But all right, so this is what this
is what we're gonna do here, and then it doesn't
happen again. You forget about it unless you're dead. Bra.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You constantly think.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
About Gary and Shannon John in Iowa. John a great
female comedian Ali Wong.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You gotta check out her bit on House Hunters. I
loved her show Beef.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Are we just gonna get female comics stuff all day?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Probably? I loved her show Beef. I loved it. It
was go great. I have seen a couple of her
stand up specials. It's all subjective comedy. I mean, you know,
what one person likes, the other person may not like.
It's it's kind of like when you when you eat,
you go to a beef place and you're like, I'll
get the number three beef and you love it doesn't
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mean the other guy's gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
He might like the number five beef. Okay, didn't you
just bring up a beef show.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
That's the name of her show, right.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I was thinking number three.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Hey, you want to go to a like my brother
will find a comic that he had doors and I'll
be like, eh, it's not for me.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And I did that one time with my sister. It's
the same thing. I was like, you gotta see this guy.
You're gonna love it, and she was not. She couldn't
peel herself away from her phone.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
And then sometimes you recommend things like Anthony Giseelnik or
Josel Nick and people think you are this most awful
person that ever lived, and so you stop recommending him.
You say things like, oh, I've never seen him when
you've seen it all Rapetoh I don't know who that is.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Don't even know how to say his name.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
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Speaker 3 (08:52):
Hey, take a big one for Orange County.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Big one currently where it's it's hot to get.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I'm dripping sweat, but I'm fluffy, So anyway, Oh, damn,
Gary's in his fifties. Good god, I never knew that.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I know, right, Shannon? Does that make you seventy five?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Fine?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Wine? Pretty sure? That's yeah, let's compliment. I get older,
women get finer.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Well, that was really nice.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I find men to get better looking as they get older, finer,
especially like from thirties to forties into fifties. Like I
think that's when men hit their stride. It cuts off
it Cuse like thirties, everyone's just like, okay, I'm an adult.
I make money. I'm gonna eat what I want to eat.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
We all did it.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Good to eat.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
And then forties, I think everyone gets a little check
of like I can't do this forever.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Oops. That hurts. Now when I do that, it hurts.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Scary, Shane.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I love you so much.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
You're my favorite. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
One of my ex girlfriends didn't like Shannon, and she
didn't like me talking to her, so I couldn't listen anymore.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
But I'm back. I love so much.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Oh my god, that's great.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
The ex girlfriend didn't what like bitch? Okay. A couple
stories were following.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
New inflation figures released today added to signs that the
tariffs could be driving up the cost of some goods.
Lower energy prices did help keep the overall increase down.
Labor departments consumer price Index for July showed an annual
pace of inflation right at two point seven percent, same
as it was from June.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Four people have.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Been interested in a series of burglaries that happened at
Brad Pitt's house.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
No, no, His was also in the series of burglaries.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yes, but four people have been interested in connection with
his home as well.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yes, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, it was a series of burglaries across LA. Some
of them did target celebrities, including his house in Los Felis.
They made the arrest in the seventy seventh division there,
so that's South LA. He was promoting his new film
f one and it happened about ten thirty at night.
At least three suspects scaled the security fence at his home,
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smashed a window before taking off before getting in, making
a real mess, stealing a couple stuff and taking off.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
There's a certain amount of accountability I think local media
needs to think about every time.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I shouldn't say every time.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Many times when we do stories about celebrities getting their
houses broken into, whether it's Yoshinobu Yamamoto or Shoheo Tani
or Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
We show the house.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I've never I mean the specific house, not just a neighbor.
This is her house is down that street, or the
house that was broken into is around the corner here.
They show the house and that makes it very easy
for people to find. Whether it's Google Maps or some
AI search or something, it's very easy for them to
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find those homes. Why would they do that?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Well, And it's other shows and I don't want to
name drop them, but different shows that are highlighting professional
athletes personal lives. And I don't want to name drop
these shows because I don't know if they're the ones
to blame, but I know I have seen pictures watching
these things, whether they be on Netflix or HBO or whatever.
When they do off season documentaries on teams, they'll show
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like the exterior of players' homes and it's really not
with Google map and everything, like you're saying, like, it's
not hard to figure it out. And to that end,
apparently there are it's burglary tourism when it comes to
professional athletes. There was a group last year that targeted
pro athletes at least six burglaries, targeting them when they
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were at away games, and we would report them as
they happened.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
But they are professional.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
They come from other countries and they get in and
they get out.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, and if you're I mean, if you're a rich
enough person, your payroll is big enough or pay check
is big enough, you can hire people to stay at
your house while you're on a you know, ten game
road trip through Milwaukee, New York.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
And Joe Burrow was gonna buy a batmobile, I mean,
how cool is that? And then his home was broken
into last season. He said, well, I'm not buying the
batmobile now. I don't want it to get stolen. That
would be too far, That would break my heart too much.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
That would be tough.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
How cool is that?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Like Joe Burrow living the basic Tom Hanks big life
of where he's a kid, still he makes an s
ton of money and he gets to think about things
like buying a batmobile.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
And which one, I mean one, which version of the
batmobile do you go for?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I mean, I like the one from nineteen eighty nine,
but the original one, the original one still around is incredible.
What kind of vehicle is that? Is that like a mortgage?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I have no idea. I don't remember. You mean the
original Batmobile from Adam West.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Mobile, the Lincoln Futura concept car. The original Batmobile featured
in the sixty six to nineteen sixty eight Batman TV series.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Wow, that's pretty cool. Sorry, that could have been during
the break.
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Speaker 3 (14:42):
Is that how you say it? A conk shell?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, we got a text from our buddy Dave Coons
over from ABC seven, the automotive genius of Los Angeles, Yes,
he says George Barris, of course, the great American designer,
builder of Hollywood custom cars. George Barris used to help
Ford Motor Company out with their show cars. He bought
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the Futura for some cheap price after its car show
duty was over. He had it in his shop in
North Hollywood when he got the call to create a
Batmobile too. In two weeks time create a Batmobile in
two weeks, he pulled it off and the car became legendary.
And there's Dave in the garage in North Hollywood with
the Batmobile.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Very cool.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Yeah, Sweet baby Jesus, Guys, I don't know how many
brain cells I lost listening to you talk about Taylor Swift,
me too. Can you go back to talking about feeding
household pets to zoo animals or hit some classics like
talking about men's pyramids and guacom oldie recipes. Sweet Jesus,
have a great week, guys.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Back.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I was thinking about that zoo story. I was falling
asleep last night and I don't know, uh, it's a
great time to think about it, and it popped into
my head Tony.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
It was awful. I'm like, why do we keep doing
that story?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
It's awful to think about pets being eaten by zoo animals. Well,
that's what happens in nature. I guess we got to
you know, we eat the chicken. We should know how
the chicken is killed.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It's not all we know.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
How it's killed. We just didn't want to talk about
how it's killed. Well, we should maybe talk about it
more often. Jonathan Garray is one of the two guys,
one of the guys who helped pull Steph Fush out
of his burning car. I heard this live yesterday and
this was from Conway's show last night.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
I was changing lanes into the fast track from the
one to five to the one ten and checking my
mirrors and you know, making sure it's safe to move over.
And then I look in front of me and there's
a preus ten feet in the air.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
And so I yelled and hunked my horn a couple
of times and put on my hazards and kind of
pumped the brakes. And thankfully the people behind me were
paying attention and didn't rear end me and make the
situation worse.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
He was able to get up there and help push
the car over back onto its wheels because I guess
it was on its side.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Kenyatte Hubbard was was one of the other guys.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Main concern with getting him out of the vehicle and
away from the vehicle because the vehicle was starting to
catch fire, like even more.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Oh my god. So my wife, she's.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
A hors the sound techt for Kaiser, and she's telling me,
she's like, you guys need to tie a tourniquet. So
the guy, the gentleman, takes his shirt off and we
wrapped around his arm and we're doing like a Tuggle
war type deal. He's on one side and I'm on
the other side and we're pulling.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I mean, neither of these guys has specific training that
would but they knew that something was wrong and they
had to do something.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
What struck me in the interview that Conway did with
the first guy, Garray, what's the first name, Jonathan, was
that Jonathan went to school to study fire science because
he wanted to be a firefighter. And it turns out
Jonathan has a heart defect that made him not eligible
to be in the fire department, and he ends up
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on his way to work as a bartender and saves
a life like this, I mean, there's all of the
butterfly effect scenarios that go on in your mind when
you think about this. But had he not had that
heart defect, he would not have been there to save
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the life. Like It's just it's it's poetic almost. He's
scraping along. He's he's got two jobs. He's headed from
one job to the other job. When they saw the
accident has it's fascinating and I mean the knowledge that
he had and was able to I didn't hear the
full interview with the with the other gentlemen. But I
think Krozer said it really well last night of you know,
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no matter all the bad crap you hear on this
station in the news, whatever, bad people, this is a
story that reminds you of there's just as much good.
It just doesn't make the news. You know, there's just
as much good. And and the fact that just everyday people.
It took the fire department, they said, twenty twenty five
minutes to get out there with the traffic and everything,
and and the fact that regular people were able to
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save this life was just incredible.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
That both of those interviews, by the way, the Conway
did yesterday with both Jonathan Gray and Kenyattie Hubbard are
on his podcast. You can go anywhere you find podcasts. Actually,
just look for Tim Conway Junior Show and you'll see
it on there.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I texted Conway yesterday can you come on today? He said,
I'm volunteering at the school until one thirty and then
and so he couldn't come on, and so I just
texted him, are you saving a Third world country today?
Or can you come on? This is probably why he
doesn't want to come on our show. This is smart
al because I suck you know.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
But yeah, so still waiting to hear back from him.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Have you ever been have you ever enter entertained the
idea of going to a dude ranch for a vacation?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Not until this morning when I read this article.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
This was something we were very very high on two
or three years ago.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I think, why did you get.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Off that hog?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Only it didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Just for planning purposes and locations and stuff, we weren't
thinking that there were there were any in California that
we would be interested.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
We wanted to get out and do something right.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
So a part of it was the influence of Yellowstone obviously,
and there are when you go to places like Utah, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming,
I mean you open your open your scope in terms of.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Where you're willing to go.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
There are dozens and dozens of dude ranch style places
that would do a vacation for you.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, there are a number here in California. Now we're
going to tell you about it. It's like city slickers.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But now, what I found in doing the research for
those a couple of years ago was you could do
super high end. They do everything for you, make sure
as little as you want. You could golf and fly
fish and do nothing. Or you're on the horse. You're
up at four thirty every morning, you're tend into the
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cattle like that kind of a thing.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
They'll feed you. I mean, all that stuff is taken
care of.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It's not like you got to butcher a hog just
to get to bacon the next morning. But can you
if I wanted to butcher a hog, would they let me?
There are some pretty hands on ones that are available
out there. All right, we'll talk about dude ranching. Know
how you get that bacon? Gary and Shannon will continue
in just a moment.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
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Speaker 3 (21:28):
My gosh, is this for real?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I just picked up this this article that we're going
to talk about, and I'm I mean, I'm blown away.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
One hundred and sixteen days.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
We have one hundred and sixteen days. This is like
a Kamala Harris run for president.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
That was one hundred and seven.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Humans have one hundred and sixteen days until the alien
spaceship reaches Earth. It could save us or destroy us.
I know what I'm rooting for.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well, and it's and it's not common for for ah,
I mean it's gonna be near it what it wants us, right,
that's not.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
But the day before Halloween, October thirty.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
We've got mothers feeding their babies legs of lamb, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
They don't want us.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
European leaders have urged President Trump to defend the European
security interests when he sits down with Russian President Vladimir
Putin on Friday. We just heard from the White House
that the meeting itself is going to be taking place
in Anchorage, Alaska. European leaders have been sidelined from this meeting,
and they're afraid that that means that Trump's going to
give in to some of the things that Putin wants.
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Trump has suggested that Ukraine may need to give up
some territory. Of course, Lensky has rejected that Russia appears
to be close to capturing a key city in the
Eastern region that donets to the region, potentially to use
as any leverage as it comes up with peace negotiations
here in the next couple days.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
They've moved in the past day six miles further inland.
There crane to surround these three extra towns. Interesting move.
What that could mean. Is that Putin showing a strength
or I don't give an f ahead of this meeting
on Friday.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Probably a little bit of both.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I mean, he think of all the times that Trump
has come out and said I just talked to Vladimir,
or we have a great relationship, or you know, he's
he's promised to tone things down and within hours there's
some record breaking number of missiles and drones that were
fired from Russia into Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Let me ask you this, Does Trump think he can
manipulate Putin into doing what he wants?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Does Putin think that he can manipulate Trump into doing
what he wants?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Who is more accurate? I don't know, But you had
the answers until then. I don't know you tapped out.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
I quit. I know what I'm above my I think
that I.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Think they both feel like they can have the upper
hand here. I mean, it's a chess game.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
But they come they bring with it a particular set
of skills. They're different. They Vladimir Putin brings with him
the government machine that he has worked for for decades
and the subversive intelligence agency kind of tactics that he
would use to get what he wants. Donald Trump brings
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with him this decades of business negotiations, and I'm sure
there's some crossover like that. Ven diagram does have a
sliver of similarity, but I.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Don't see either side giving no, no, no, not at all.
Is there a way where they get in the same
room and they both craft away to where they both
come out winners.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Well, that's what Trump has said he wants to do.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
He wants to be able to say he wasn't talking
about himself winning, but he said he wants to be
able to craft deal where both Russia and Ukraine can
come away, maybe not getting everything that they want, but
having some satisfaction with the deal. That's that's how he
wants it to play out. I don't know how you
do that. Yeah, so we'll see dude. Ranches, Alesal Ranch,
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Greenhorn Ranch, Rank and Ranch. These are all these different
ranches that exist, most of them in the central part
of California, some of them along the coast, some of
them are inland.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
How much do theys run you You're looking at a good.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Depending on.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What you're going to do and how exorbitant it is,
probably low end, like two point fifty three hundred a
night pass.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
What a racket.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
You can go much higher than that, just like you
would any sort of hotel or you know, resort like that.
You're gonna but from the low end a few hundred
bucks a night per person. But again most of these
are going to be all inclusive, dude, ranch things and
activities up the wazoo, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I mean, these are the ones you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
California, there's one in Mono County called Hunawill Ranch started
as a lumber mill, eventually got into the cattle drive
cattle work, and the family gives credit to Grandma Leonora
huni Will for the idea of turning it into a
visitor's place. Now eighth generation working ranch in California invites
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people to slow down reconnect with nature on the twenty
six thousand acres that borders Yosemite.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Listen to this one in solving this is a luxury experience.
A lisl ranch tucked in the Santa Ynez Mountains. There
is a dress code for its three course dinner in
the ranch room cowboy formal. You gotta wear coats, but
you can wear your jeans. They've got two eighteen hole
golf courses.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
You can go.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You can go fishing, you can do horseback riding, you
can have some local wine under the stars at night.
Sounds amazing. They've got a spa, they've got the ba
on a dude. They've got a Saturday morning highlight, a
truck pulled wagon hay ride, and Sunday morning is for
collecting fresh chicken or duck eggs in the barnyard.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
You can take those home. That's great, that sounds wonderful.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
The rates start at nine hundred and fifty nine dollars
on night.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Hell, drive me out into a field with a couple
of chickens and you know, I sleep under the star
nine to fifty nine a night. Like, I'm sorry, but like,
who is spending that kind of money?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
You sound like you're going.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
On people are spending really absolutely I mentioned. Okay, So
these are the ones in California, right. There's a couple
of places that you can go in and find. For example,
dudranch dot org is a place is a website that
has the Dude Ranchers Association.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It's based in Cody.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Wyoming, but they have them all over that Montana, Utah, Idaho, Wyoming,
et cetera. And they have different kinds of places where
the capacity is like up to one hundred people at
a time.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Some of them are as small as twelve.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Some of them are working ranches, and if you go there,
the expectation is you're gonna help drive the cattle, or
shoe the horses, or fight, just like Billy Crystal, build
a fence. Yes, I mean there are things that you're
going to be required to do. Yes, they also have
things like whiskey tastings on Wednesday, or fly fishing on Thursday,
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or golf outing or something like that. But some of
these are, I mean just absolutely gorgeous God's Country kind
of places that were all the backdrop for the TV
show Yellowstone.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
And I'd be down with this. I'd be super down
with them.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
You'd be down with that.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I'd be down with that.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
You'd like to do the work, though, you don't want
to just go to a spa. You would pay nine
and fifty nine dollars a night.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I would if I did all the work, I would
totally get a massage. But I wouldn't just go there
just to get a massage. That would feel like I
was spitting on the graves of my ancestors. Yeah, I
feel like you still are my grandfather. Are you able
to relax on a ranch getting a massage?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Wait till you get home and the cheaper tie spa
down the street for forty nine ninety nine an.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Hours, the arms across at chess.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
The ghost of Dixie hanging over that massage table.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
What the hell are you doing? Come out of here
and non some chicken bones.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Stealing them away from the babies.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, all right, swamp watch when we come back to
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