August 1, 2025 • 38 mins
#WHATSHAPPENING / Heather Brooker – Entertainment Report: The Naked Gun Reviews, Bad Guys 2 Review, Heather Performing at the Ice House in Pasadena. #WIL/NNNYNTK
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty The Gary and Shannon Show on demand
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
We will do what you learned this week on The
Gary and Shannon Show. Coming up at the bottom of
the hour. Also a nine newsnugget you need to know.
Heather Brooker is going to join us in just a
couple of minutes. We'll talk about what's going on in entertainment,
things that you could be watching for a little bit
later today, the trade deadline came and went from Major
League Baseball and the Dodgers. They got rid of dust
in May and they picked up a couple of prospects.
(00:31):
But really that's not They didn't make a whole lot
of moves. There were a bunch of other teams. Seattle
Mariners probably improved the most. Do you know what the
new word for dope is?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Dope? It's like tight but dope together. Are you? Are
you making that a thing now? It's a real thing. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Dodgers will take on the Rays in Tampa Bay with
their first pitches at four thirty hour time. Listen to
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Speaker 3 (01:04):
What else is going on? Time for What's Happening? What's Happening?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
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(01:33):
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foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that, he wrote.
Words are very important and can often lead to unintended consequences.
I hope this will not be one of those instances.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Did you hear about this lightning flash that is a
new world record.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You had some time to hear about.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It happened in Kansas City, well from Texas to Kansas City,
back in twenty seventeen, but just recognized as a new
world record. It's dubbed a megaflash, a single continuous, long
horizontal flash that can initiate up to hundreds of clown
cloud to ground lightning strikes. Happened October twenty second, twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Sounds like a world series day. I probably was.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The Bureau of Prisons has moved Jeffrey Epstein's associate, Gallane Maxwell,
from a federal prison in Florida to a federal prison
camp in Texas. She goes from the Low security FCI
Tallahassee to the minimum security FPC in Federal Prison Cramp
Camp Brian in Brian, Texas. Now, the Justice Department has
(03:07):
not said why. Her attorney confirmed that she did move,
but also did not say why. She's currently serving that
twenty year prison sentence for child sex trafficking and other
offenses because of her connection.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
To Jeffy Ampstein.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I've got a little bit of a conspiracy theory I'm
working out here. Twenty seventeen, wasn't that the year the
Astros cheated.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Okay, So it was October twenty second, twenty seventeen that
that lightning flash from Texas to Kansas City.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Sparked a new world record.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That was the same night that the Houston Astros defeated
the Yankees in Game seven of the ALCS to advance
to the World Series.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Final games.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Shaw saw the Astros shut out the Yankees ford and nothing.
Did the Astros also cheat by using cloud seating to
create the lightning strike and then beat the Yankees to
then continue to cheat their way to the World Series.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh yeah, I like that this all checks out. Yeah,
back to my legos. Now.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
A Massachusetts woman, as I was driving home last night,
there were bats in my neighborhood lot.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Well, you had a couple in the house. Yes, And
now I know why. A Massachusetts woman.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Had about twenty one thousand dollars in medical bills after
a bat flew into her mouth. Thirty three year old
Erica Kahn recently lost her job as a biomedical engineer.
She was traveling to the Glen Canyon National Wreck Area
in Arizona. She was snapping pictures of the sky when
a bat approached and got caught in betw between her
(05:00):
camera and face, and then a part of the bat
got in her mouth. Oh my god, she said, it
got tangled between my face and the camera. Probably a
few seconds, but it felt a lot longer. Yes, I
can imagine. Her dad was with her, who happens to
be a doctor, and she sought care for rabies, but
only after jumping online to get new medical insurance, and
(05:23):
like I said, she had lost her job. So at
this point, they said, the medical bill started pouring in
after the rabies vaccination and treatment in several different places,
and they're asking for twenty one thousand dollars because her
policy had a thirty day waiting period before she could
receive treatments covered by her plan.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Are you ready to see the face of our cat? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Boom, Okay, I'm sorry it's not okay.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, No, it's a good you did good.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
There's a lot that went into this face. Yeah, this head,
it's actually the whole head of a cat.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah. And where are you going to?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
This is its body that I've also put together, which
doesn't have legs yet, not yet, but it's coming together.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Does this look like a booty to you?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Heather?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What number, Booty, booty. I was gonna say, no, that's
the other end. Heather Brooker is going to join us
in a few minutes. We'll talk about some of the
movies and stuff coming out this weekend to keep.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You busy all the entertainment world with Heather. When we
come back.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
The cat is coming along.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I've got his body, his tail, his head, everything's all together.
I just need to do his hindquarters and his legs.
Do you say hands and legs or just they're all
legs on a cat.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
They're all legs. I love that you're not a vet.
I don't purport to be what you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Never pretended, no, or I call them things or sticking
out the bottom of a cant.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I think it's a fair question. You've got the the
back legs and then you got the front arms EAGs.
Maybe pause pause, pause, yeah, guys.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Guys pause.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
The new word I've come up with, it's called pause.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I don't know if that's official.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
If anybody's gonna agree with me or use it, but
tell you what, Okay, delirium is set it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Gary and Shannon kay if I am six forty live
everywhere on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
App either, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I slept for three hours and I'm not used to
that because I have no children, No worries.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I think you're doing great.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
I was actually just admiring how quickly you were able
to put together the cat.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
I don't have the patience for legos, so I think
it's actually I feel like people who do it. Gary's
giving me stank face, Like, come on, I.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Feel good about this little guy.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You should it's so cute. Should wish?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I wish I had time to do his legs, but
I probably should focus.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Well, it's only three and.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
A half hours in Why start now? Good lord, no need,
no need focus. Heather joins us to talk about entertainment.
Let's start with the most entertaining aspect of this weekend,
which is the Ice House tonight.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yes, yes, so I'm gonna be the ice House tonight.
If you guys want to come out from the Late.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Show, what's your set gonna be about? I'm writing some
new stuff for tonight. I'm a little I'm always excited
a little nervous whenever I try to put new stuff
out there, because you never know if people are gonna
be like, yeah, it was great or.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Wow, she's stunk up the place.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
So how does that happen?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Do you start down a new like like subject matter,
and then if people aren't feeling it, do you pivot
or do you have to like let it percolate.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And build, you know, then you see.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I think it's you have to kind of feel if
the audience is a little bit with you, because if
they are, then it's kind of a fun challenge to
try to win them over and be like, Okay, I'm
gonna keep pushing it. Part of it, too, is like
you just have to get it out and say it
for a few times and see what works and what
resonates with people. So you almost have to just push
past that awkwardness if they aren't feeling it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Are you a writer I mean in that you write
it down word for word the way you want the
story to be. Or are you just an idea like
like a word or a grocery store funny story.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
No, I will I'm a writer, so I will write
everything out and then I will go through and be like, oh,
I don't like the way that sounded.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
And then I say it out loud.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Sure.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
I also use my poor husband a lot as my
sounding board, so I'm like, hey, listen to this.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That would be tough because husbands don't always understand humor.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Like I'm very just funny because he's not laughing at you,
doesn't mean he's not laughing, trust me.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
But your husband is very smart. Okay, I get it.
I'm not funny. But is that is that a challenge?
Does tell it you like it is?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Or he will? I mean, we've been together for twenty
five years. He is a long time. He knows me
inside out.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
He knows when I've said something funny, and he you know,
knows if it's thing is a little like that might
be too much. But ultimately it's up to me what
I decide if I want to say something on stage
or not. Like there's been sometimes where he's like, I
wouldn't say that, and I'm like, I'm gonna do it anyway, just.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
To see what happens.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, And what does he pull you back from? Is
it like you say, I want to do a whole
set on rectums or butts or butts and he's like,
I don't know if you want to do that, and
then you're like, I'm doubling down. Honey, I'm gonna do
ten minutes on butts. I'm going to bring it back
up again later on the show.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
It is going to come back around if there's a butt,
If there's a butt, comments not getting it, I'm getting
I remember the whole butt dive yesterday.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
It was butt deep dive.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
It was a health segment, wellness segment from the person
who has yet to have his colonoscopy. That doesn't prevent
me from talking about it.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Listen, I am in the same boat.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
My doctor literally just told me on Monday I am
at that age where I need to go have one.
So I was listening to your butt talk. I have
a call, right, I have a call.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I need to get back to ski schedule that we
should all do it together.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Oh my gosh, group colonoscopy.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Come on, there's gotta be a discount in there. Do
they do those to go?
Speaker 8 (11:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean, like, could they bring the equipment here?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
They have to knock you out.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Ya did some sort of procedure on the air, and
I thought it was a prostate exams.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Prostate exams.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
He did that on the air and.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
They were broadcasting remotely from a baseball field, and he
did it in like a shed, like on a dirt ground.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, it was pretty.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
John Cobolt, the old man yelling at the sky, John Cobbolt, Yeah, wow.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Ice House. The Renegades is the show that's tonight. It's
the late show if you can stay up that late.
If I can stipulate, I'm in for Krozier today, So
I'm gonna be working all day.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
I'll be here and then I'm gonna literally leave and
go right to the club. And if you can come out,
that'd be great. I would love to see y'all or
nine five? Do you say any bad words? I do
know I say M not a lot of bad words,
because that's not John really mym O. But I feel
like a well placed F bomb is sometimes a good time. Sure, Sure,
(12:06):
do you place the f's ahead of time? Or do
you do it when it feels natural? It feels when
it feels natural, because I feel like when people pre
plan their swears it feels a little lazy. Yeah, So
you just got to feel the moment and feel the crowd.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I love the Naked Gun catalog. I grew up watching these.
My dad got to kick out of these as somebody
who's not into stupid humor but loved this kind of stuff,
and I'm very excited to see the reboot.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Is it good?
Speaker 7 (12:32):
I will say I have not seen reviews this positive
for a spoof comedy probably ever. The overall the general
consensus of this is that it's really funny and it
comes out like a shotgun right from the first minute.
People are like, oh my gosh. So to give you
a little backs around this, it is produced by Seth MacFarlane,
(12:53):
So if you enjoy that type of his type of humor,
you're gonna enjoy this version of Naked Gun and Leah
almost had Leslie Nielsen, but it is Liam Neeson, which
is yeah, that which is very similar, right.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
It is a little ton of twisty, definitely.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
People are noticing that there's a lot of similar similarities
there between their names, but Liam Neeson is in this
seventy six years old.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Now I'm a little bit worried because I feel like they're.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Forcing the romance publicity wise with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson,
and that makes me feel like they're tepid when it
comes to how many people are gonna turn out to
see this.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
I think there is a little bit of that because
they are like kind of adoringly looking at each other
and whatever. And I saw an interview yesterday where they
were like, what's your favorite movie and he's like the
one with Pam, Like ew, So I'm like, out of
all your movies, Okay, but they seem to genuinely like
each other. I'll say that, yeah, but this movie if
what's fun about this is that it's going to push
(13:50):
the envelope we have. We're seeing a return here to
the movies that are if you're easily offended, you're not
gonna like it. If you don't like, you know, wiener jokes.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Can I say wiener joke, You're damn right.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
If you don't like those kinds of jokes, you know,
poop and fart jokes, whatever, you're not going to enjoy this.
This is truly a return to that type of comedy
that really pushes the envelope.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Makes us all feel with this children, Yes.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
In this one, he kind of he's reminiscing. He plays
Drebend Junior, so he's Frank Drebin's son and he's sort
of It's not a reboot necessarily, No, they're calling it
a legacy sequel. Yeah, they're calling it a legacy sequel.
That's the term I've heard. And he's like a cop
in la who is harkening back to the time, you know,
(14:35):
when he used to use his gun to cut in
line at the coffee shop. You know, he misses those
times what a cop could be a cop and you know,
so it's kind of it's very edgy in that way,
and some people may like it, some people may not,
but everybody who major critics are saying it's really fun.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I think it's also great to see Liam Neeson in
the comedy world, sure, especially considering how incredible.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
An actor he has been.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yes, I mean to go for something like, oh, I
don't know, Shindler's List right to the Naked Gun movies.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Right.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Have you noticed on some of these actors who've had
a real dramatic career, towards the end of their career
they all start doing comedies, maybe because they're just burnout.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Well, Leslie Nielson was a fantastic dramatic, dramatic actor before
we got into the Airplane movie.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Well, I think people will be pleasantly surprised on how
much fun he's having with this one. I think they're
also gonna be pleasantly surprised with The Bad Guys too.
If you had little kids that saw this years ago
and you enjoyed it as a family when the first
Bad Guys came out, you're really gonna like this one.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
The Uppianni.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
The animation is great, the characters are a lot of fun.
So it's a good movie to watch.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Is it just villains that I haven't seen?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
So?
Speaker 7 (15:43):
The original Bad Guys is a group of bad guys
played by Sam Rockwell, Mark Marin Aquafina, Craig Robinson. They
all decide at the end of the movie they're gonna
be good and they're gonna turn good, and this sort
of follows that storyline of how they try to be
good and actually end up being Hey, roes uh.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And then I saw the images for Sketch Yeah, which
looks pretty great, but I don't know anything about the story.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
So this is.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
About a little girl who draws in her sketch book
these characters and from her imagination, and it falls her
sketchbook falls in a magical pond that somehow turns these
sketch characters from her imagination into real life, and it's
beautifully done. It's a sweet story, and it is stars
Tony Hale and Darcy Carden, who are wonderful, I think,
(16:29):
just really fun actors. And it's a great movie for
the family. It's you know, it's a it's a nice
family alternative. If you don't if you don't want to
go see Naked Gun, then for sure, Sketch or Bad
Guys Too are great alternatives.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It seems like there's a dark side of Sketch. There
is here in your tone.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
There is, but I know you guys are like, we
don't want to hear about that. That's true, all right,
Well there is like somebody dies, Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
A kid's movie where somebody dies and then she hope
hope again.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, it looked it looked like there was going to
be some depression.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
There for sure is some of that.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, I can spot it.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
You know what, though, try to trick you with their animation.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
You need that uplifting moments at the movie is right,
but this is a battle of the sequels this weekend,
So you can go and see your Naked Gun, your
Bad Guys Too, you know, or an original movie.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Like Sketch or The Renegades, tonight Ice House The Late Show.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Have you ever, Heather? Have you ever heard of a
doctor butthole were listening yesterday?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Is he not what we're going to start calling? Is
he stop sending emails?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Is that gonna be Gary's new nickname?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, he's trying to make it happen, and we're not
signing off on that.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Apparently there is somebody who goes by that name. That's
one of our nuggets. Is it an OnlyFans, You'll have
to stay tuned. Okay, thanks you guys.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
No. I was wondering, was that Hysteria that came out
maybe eight?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, good Times, Good Times album covers, that's one of
the ones. Yeah, album covers, that was a great one.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I loved going to like the warehouse. That's the music stary.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, like looking at the top ten albums
or whatever the releases and flipping through.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah. I was more of a singles person.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I'd go over to the cassette singles because I only
had like two bucks.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
You're a monster cassette singles? Yeah, well, when you're you know, nine,
I guess that's true.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
There's no you don't have enough money for a whole
album that was nine ninety nine, sir.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yes, Well, we've learned a lot this week, haven't we.
It feels like we've I don't know, have we learned
a lot. I thought it was Monday, so I am.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I'm completely caught off guard with what we learned this week,
all right, Like I don't know what we did on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Well, we didn't do Wednesday, right, That's why I don't
remember Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
We were on a plane Wednesday, right, but we were
right here.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I'm sorry. Obviously you didn't miss much.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Hey, guys, this is DLA and this is what I
learned on the Gary and Shannon Show. Monday, we learned
that Gary might have been a drug dealer when he
was first dating his wife. Tuesday, we learned that Chuck
Conners is indeed awesome. Wednesday Shannon was flying high in
the sky on the way to a game. Thursday, Gary
had some hot booty talk, and Friday Shannon had five
(19:38):
shots up expresso and was ready to go. But time
will go, time will tell. Great show, guys.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Thank you. That's good break every day.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Zero exsurance stuff I learned on guests this week. Zach
Morre's from Sday by the Bill was based on Gary. Yep,
there's an empty Latin bourbank. That's perfect proper and talk
radio because if she isn't speaking, she has to listen
to the voices very and Gary may have a voice said,
but he doesn't listen to it because it's a woman.
Gary Critter's first back of fungians, but n now we
cared enough to give them steel ones. And this week's
(20:09):
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to get away to Shannon Way, pick up the only
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Speaker 11 (20:17):
I forgot about that, Hey, Gary Shannon, I guess the
main thing I learned this week is that Gary is
not a big.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Fan of fun yans. That's so disappointing.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, I was thinking about this. I've spent a lot
of time thinking about this too much.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
And funians are one of those nostalgia treats.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You like them now at fifty years old because you
liked them when you were ten, and if I had
you never had them.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
You're not going to get into them now. That's a
good point.
Speaker 12 (20:51):
This week on the Gary and Channon show. I learned
about a whole bunch of home remedies for colds, which
was very tinily because I didn't feel very well Monday,
I didn't get to try any of the potions because
I just eventually you fell asleep for about eleven hours
and that seemed to work.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
That does it? Anyway?
Speaker 12 (21:09):
I hope you guys have a great weekend. Y'all have
a good one.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Thank you you too.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
He Gary and Shannon's the corse like king. What did
I learn? Let's see, One, a sting ray steam will
ruin your weekend? Yeah, Two, there's not much to do
in Canton, Ohio. And three the mayor, Bess and Newsome
still have no clue how to do their jobs. Have
(21:34):
a good weekend, guys, and you go, pack go.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm impressed with all the knowledge that people have carried
throughout the week, like there's something from every day or
from several days sticks with them to impressive.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
You know.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
And what I learned on Gary and Shannon this week
is that neither Gary nor Shannon knows that what they
are referring to is stream of consciousness.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
That's everything, that's.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Your internal monologue, that's your internal dialogue, that's thinking about
where your pet are. Stream of consciousness is everything that
goes through the mind. And that's what I learned.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Thank you, George north Reach. See what did I learn today?
Speaker 10 (22:18):
Well, you know, it's the one thing I keep learning,
And unfortunately it's not just the Gary and Shannon Show,
but that our political leaders they just can't give a
simple yes.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
No answer. No, it's against their rules.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week is Gary still gets totally upset and starts yelling
every time people bring up the cap that he donated.
And then Shannon still wants us to believe in her
imaginary friend, Miss Patricia. But hey, what you know, there's
worse things, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
There is what I learned this week. And the garyan
Shannon Show is as infert tomaculator.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Is that Shannon has manic eyes and I think I
might have a crush on her for.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Like I'm that crazy? Huh what they say? All right,
So that's what you learned this week on the Gary
Channon Show.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Hey, we also have a whole series of stories that
we couldn't get to because there were so much other
stuff going on.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Fallen through the cracks. If we didn't have a little
net to catch him in.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
This is dangerous these I'm looking at these nuggets and
there's some danger in here.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
We're gonna have to be careful. I hope you're not eating.
Here's your honorable Mention. Honorable mention not suppose to be
an honor serving with you.
Speaker 9 (23:40):
Great and honorable motive.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, we talked about this as it was happening. We
had live footage of Chuck E. Cheese getting arrested in Tallahassee, Florida.
If you missed it, there he was in all his splendor.
He had the head on and everything, the whole out,
the purple T shirt and he was cuffed in the
parking lot of the Chuck E. Cheese credit card fraud
allegations twhich I say, must we arrest Chuck E. Cheese
(24:11):
in front of the children for credit card fraud. It's
not like he killed a family of four and.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
It's only about one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's not like, yeah, that's unacceptable for this police department
to do that in front of the children.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You know, you grew up thinking about Chuck E.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Cheese as an icon, a pillar, a pillar of the community. Sure,
and when you see him put in the back of
a black and white, it's like watching the unicorn drowned
and the never ending story?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Or was it just a horse? Number nine?
Speaker 9 (24:45):
I did nine places of cops dirty nine partner.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
That's perfect, basically everybody at table.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
Then I'll feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 12 (24:56):
And Niner?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Did I catch you ad niner in there?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
You call him from a walkie talkie?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Sock boy, a sock that Michael Jackson once wore.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I am not touching this.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
A dirty, dirty sock sold for more than eight thousand
dollars in a French auction.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It was one of those glittery socks. Remember he had those.
There were glittery. But man, I don't know who's buying
men's socks.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I don't know who's buying used right men's socks? Good point, uh,
I guess he's He had a concert in the southern
city of Nime in July of ninety seven and a
technician found the used sock near the dressing room.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Are you wearing a sox right now? I am? Can
we sell them? You could? How much do you think
we'd get for those not much? Not much? Number is
not much. I don't know, not much. You're going to
get a seasoned desist from Petros.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
He what he does is he monitors every radio station
around the globe, and he's got deputies that do that
as well.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
He's got the National Security Agency.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Like when you saw that license plate that said not
much and then you post it at Gary and Channon
on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I sent it to him first. I got a text
and he's like, what's going on with that guy? Stop it?
And I was like, I don't know. Here's number eight.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Tiled every eight second.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Listening to eight different pots.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
This was a festival in an English village, a sleepy
English village. Picture a lot of green, a lot of
open space and uh swingers, naked swingers swinging around, swings.
It's a swing athon and it's in Allington, two hours
north of London. More than a thousand attendees descend upon
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this coin village, which, by the way outnumbers the population
of the village in normal days. It's a three day
festival of play, tense pole dancing, foam parties, mobile dungeons
and sex games like butt plug BINGO.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I don't think you can say that. But here's number seven.
You're spending way too much time thinking about doesn't make
any sense though, because.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You've got seven the hopper with all the numbers in
the letters. Right, Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. I
feel like that's really gratuitous for them to call it that,
because there's no way you could do that.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Can you think of any way that that would make sense.
I'm not going to discuss it on the air, but
you can think of a way. No, but even if
I did, I'm not going to. Yeah. Britain's most tat
tattooed man says he can't watch his porn now. The
guy has written to his local member of parliament because
(28:06):
this forty five year old I see has spent sixteen
hundred hours under the needle and has a bunch of
tattoos on his face.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Also, I don't say this about a lot of people
with porn addictions, but this man's porn addiction may be
his least concern might be pretty low on the totem
pole of issues going on with him.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
His concern is that, as of July twenty fifth, porn
sites in the UK must conduct age checks to make
sure that people who look at it are over the
age of eighteen. And because he's got a photo ID,
it doesn't match the tattoos that are on his face,
so he can't watch his porn.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Did you see the full body he's tattooed over all
of his body? Yeah, yep, number six, I got six s.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
There's six more weeks of water picture of me or
Rabbi and six drunken longshomny would just.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Dig you in a nursing home closer to us. I
don't have to take that drink. Another shit track.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I got this story texted me to me from a
friend this week and the question was why is it
bright green?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
M a w NBA game between the Atlanta Dream and
the Golden State Valkyries had to be halted because of
a bizarre turn late in the fourth quarter. About a
minute left in the game, an object flew from the
stands and landed right on the court at the Gateway
Center Arena in College Park, Georgia.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Toy shaped as a part of the Anatomy of a
man used for marital aid purposes, except that it was
green and it also had.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
The what are you doing with your hand? Are you
trying to.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
It had the ama the berries, yes, ah, really, which
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Why would you put that on a marital aid? What
are you doing with those? I don't know, but they
had to stop the game. Security guard came over with
a towel and picked it up. Smart number five.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I beg.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
This show, this is the.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Year five point five?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Do me a favorite loose five towns immediately? Well, speaking of.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Somebody has been taking to uh, taking to the streets
in a graffiti way around the city of Portland. The
city of Portland has a pothole problem. And how do
you point out a pothole?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Do you paint a picture of a marital aid complete
with a trema on top of the one.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Way to put it pothole?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, The Portland Bureau of Transportation Communications director Hannah Schaeffer said,
please don't draw on the potholes. The city has a
goal of filling a pothole within thirty days of notification,
and some of the people who live there say that's
not being done, so they've taken to drawing d's around
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the potholes.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Very mature, very demure. Number four pour minute.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Now comment number four.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Hey, when we were talking about that bingo game, that's
not the word I said out loud?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (31:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Okay? Good, we got a text from somebody.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I just want to make sure I didn't say that
word out loud because we didn't dump it.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I think someone needs to fire Kiana.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
This is a pretty this is well and she and
she sent us a text that oh, I've got to
keep you on your toes. Yep, I don't know how
to walk around the mess that you have dropped on us.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Canna.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Here's another one. It's a cockfight in Bali and an
Indonesian man was killed at it by a rooster.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
He was hit by a blade. Have you ever seen these?
A cockfitting fight?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
What?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I don't know what you're saying, but that's not what
I meant. No, the blades that they use in cockfights,
big old.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
They put blades on the animals on the like, Are
you serious? Yeah, well that's how they go after each other.
In this case. Uh, his name is I.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Now do they fix the blade to the to the
rooster's legs glue?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I don't know. They tie it. I think they tie it.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
That is awful and is blood just spattered everywhere at
these things just cutting each other up?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yes, oh, it's my god, barbaric. But in this case,
one of the roosters, equipped with a sharp metal spur,
broke free before the match and was lunging at another bird.
You've seen that at weigh ins, at boxing matches and yes,
see right. A nearby individual managed to avoid the attack,
but I Nenga Sudhana, was standing close to the scene
(33:29):
was struck in the abdomen by the rooster's blade and
it immediately bled.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Out, I'm in a ban cockfighting from this show starting now.
It's always been banned. That was one of the first
things we ever did. Oh really, how did this story
make its sway in?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
You mean I thought you meant like we would never
host a cockfight, which, oh I want to shut the
door on that.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
You mean, no stories about it? Right, here's number three.
Three shall be the number count and the number of
the counting shall be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Three security clearance level three, all.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Three of the three. I got all three of you
guys for the rest of your.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Nast born live.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
After that, three days they both start to stink.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Three did you just check to see if if they
both started stinking, they're both good?
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, I did that. I will kim.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
A new study out of Japan had men smelling women's
armpits and discovered that women's body odor could subtly sway
male behavior, even if he could even help them relax.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Have you ever smelled beyell on a woman, like a
woman that you're like a girlfriend or probably.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, it doesn't stick out in my mind, but probably because.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I would imagine like I, if I smell it doesn't
bother me like my husband's body or does not bother me? Right,
I mean, I'm not gonna say I like it. It
makes me sound like a weirdot. No, No, I know
what you mean, but it doesn't bother me at all.
But I feel if you're together, yeah, the pheromones, right,
But if I smelled it on a woman, I think
(35:06):
I'd have a harder time with it. Is that the
same thing for men? Like, if you smelled it on
a woman, it wouldn't bother you, but if you smelled
it on another man, you'd be like, Eh, I got
to do something about that. I don't know my brother
had to fire an employee because of bodio.
Speaker 12 (35:25):
It was that bad.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
As a as an ra in college, I'm twenty years
old and I had to tell one of the freshmen
that he had to start using deodorant.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, it just never did. He never occurred. I never
told him, and his roommate was like, I can't stand this.
My brother had to have a talk with him, and
then it still didn't work.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
And so unfortunately, clients were saying, you know, because he's
a plumber, and clients were saying, what's you know?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Can't you're going into people's homes. And if you thought
any of those news nuggets were bad, here's number two.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
What's going on you too?
Speaker 6 (36:00):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
There's a joke in there that a plumber got fired
for body odor. I don't know what it is. But
have you ever heard of doctor butthole? Nope?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
No, Well, there is a man who goes by this,
uh this term. He is doctor Evan Goldstein. He's the
founder and CEO of Bespoke Surgical in Manhattan and the
Future Method, which is a sexual wellness brand. And he
was talking about how an estimated two hundred and fifty
thousand Americans suffer a small tear or crack in the
(36:33):
lining of their anal canal, which can lead to, you know,
painful bowel movements. He says, sometimes it's it can be
caused by a number of things. Sometimes it's muscular. Sometimes
you know, like spasms or tightness during bowel movement. Why
am I still speaking? Why are there still words coming
out of my mouth?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
There's number one, number one, number one, We're number one.
Then let me number one.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Let me just get to the takeaway. The point of
that story was that he claims botox can help. So
if you're having problems in that department, maybe stick a
needle in there and ject poison into it and you'll
be fine.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Instead of everything else.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
Lord.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Finally, Duke University highlights the role New research highlights the
role of neuropods, which are sensory cells in your colon
that act like taste buds for your gut.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
What's going on.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Different, it's the neuropods will sample nutrients and then send
signals to the brain that can guide food choices. It
can influence you and it's time to stop eating. They
call it the neurobiotics sense, or a hidden sixth sense
in your gut. Your gut health is a whole lot
more important to your and impactful on your mental health.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
And a lot of people assume, are you looking at
it on your phone?
Speaker 9 (37:50):
Now?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Nothing, I'll show you off the air because you're going
to say something and then we're gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
The whole thing. Okay, Well, what a week it's been.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yes, John Cobelt Show coming up next. He may get
his prostate check today on the air. You never know
what that guy see you Monday. Stay dry, everybody, blessings.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
You've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty nine am to one pm every Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty The Gary and Shannon Show on demand
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
We will do what you learned this week on The
Gary and Shannon Show. Coming up at the bottom of
the hour. Also a nine newsnugget you need to know.
Heather Brooker is going to join us in just a
couple of minutes. We'll talk about what's going on in entertainment,
things that you could be watching for a little bit
later today, the trade deadline came and went from Major
League Baseball and the Dodgers. They got rid of dust
in May and they picked up a couple of prospects.
(00:31):
But really that's not They didn't make a whole lot
of moves. There were a bunch of other teams. Seattle
Mariners probably improved the most. Do you know what the
new word for dope is?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Dope? It's like tight but dope together. Are you? Are
you making that a thing now? It's a real thing. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Dodgers will take on the Rays in Tampa Bay with
their first pitches at four thirty hour time. Listen to
all the Dodgers games on a five to seventy LA
Sports Live from the Gallpin Motors Broadcast booth and stream
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Speaker 3 (01:04):
What else is going on? Time for What's Happening? What's Happening?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
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his words, appropriate regions in response to what he has
(01:33):
been calling highly provocative statements from Dmitri Medvedev, the one
time president of Russia who is now the deputy chair
of Russia's Security Council. Trump announced the move in a
post on his social media platform. He wrote, based on
the provocative statements, I have ordered two nuclear submarines to
be positioned in the appropriate regions, just in case these
(01:56):
foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that, he wrote.
Words are very important and can often lead to unintended consequences.
I hope this will not be one of those instances.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Did you hear about this lightning flash that is a
new world record.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You had some time to hear about.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It happened in Kansas City, well from Texas to Kansas City,
back in twenty seventeen, but just recognized as a new
world record. It's dubbed a megaflash, a single continuous, long
horizontal flash that can initiate up to hundreds of clown
cloud to ground lightning strikes. Happened October twenty second, twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Sounds like a world series day. I probably was.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The Bureau of Prisons has moved Jeffrey Epstein's associate, Gallane Maxwell,
from a federal prison in Florida to a federal prison
camp in Texas. She goes from the Low security FCI
Tallahassee to the minimum security FPC in Federal Prison Cramp
Camp Brian in Brian, Texas. Now, the Justice Department has
(03:07):
not said why. Her attorney confirmed that she did move,
but also did not say why. She's currently serving that
twenty year prison sentence for child sex trafficking and other
offenses because of her connection.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
To Jeffy Ampstein.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I've got a little bit of a conspiracy theory I'm
working out here. Twenty seventeen, wasn't that the year the
Astros cheated.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Okay, So it was October twenty second, twenty seventeen that
that lightning flash from Texas to Kansas City.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Sparked a new world record.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That was the same night that the Houston Astros defeated
the Yankees in Game seven of the ALCS to advance
to the World Series.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Final games.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Shaw saw the Astros shut out the Yankees ford and nothing.
Did the Astros also cheat by using cloud seating to
create the lightning strike and then beat the Yankees to
then continue to cheat their way to the World Series.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh yeah, I like that this all checks out. Yeah,
back to my legos. Now.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
A Massachusetts woman, as I was driving home last night,
there were bats in my neighborhood lot.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Well, you had a couple in the house. Yes, And
now I know why. A Massachusetts woman.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Had about twenty one thousand dollars in medical bills after
a bat flew into her mouth. Thirty three year old
Erica Kahn recently lost her job as a biomedical engineer.
She was traveling to the Glen Canyon National Wreck Area
in Arizona. She was snapping pictures of the sky when
a bat approached and got caught in betw between her
(05:00):
camera and face, and then a part of the bat
got in her mouth. Oh my god, she said, it
got tangled between my face and the camera. Probably a
few seconds, but it felt a lot longer. Yes, I
can imagine. Her dad was with her, who happens to
be a doctor, and she sought care for rabies, but
only after jumping online to get new medical insurance, and
(05:23):
like I said, she had lost her job. So at
this point, they said, the medical bill started pouring in
after the rabies vaccination and treatment in several different places,
and they're asking for twenty one thousand dollars because her
policy had a thirty day waiting period before she could
receive treatments covered by her plan.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Are you ready to see the face of our cat? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Boom, Okay, I'm sorry it's not okay.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, No, it's a good you did good.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
There's a lot that went into this face. Yeah, this head,
it's actually the whole head of a cat.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah. And where are you going to?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
This is its body that I've also put together, which
doesn't have legs yet, not yet, but it's coming together.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Does this look like a booty to you?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Heather?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What number, Booty, booty. I was gonna say, no, that's
the other end. Heather Brooker is going to join us
in a few minutes. We'll talk about some of the
movies and stuff coming out this weekend to keep.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You busy all the entertainment world with Heather. When we
come back.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
The cat is coming along.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I've got his body, his tail, his head, everything's all together.
I just need to do his hindquarters and his legs.
Do you say hands and legs or just they're all
legs on a cat.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
They're all legs. I love that you're not a vet.
I don't purport to be what you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Never pretended, no, or I call them things or sticking
out the bottom of a cant.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I think it's a fair question. You've got the the
back legs and then you got the front arms EAGs.
Maybe pause pause, pause, yeah, guys.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Guys pause.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
The new word I've come up with, it's called pause.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I don't know if that's official.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
If anybody's gonna agree with me or use it, but
tell you what, Okay, delirium is set it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Gary and Shannon kay if I am six forty live
everywhere on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
App either, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I slept for three hours and I'm not used to
that because I have no children, No worries.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I think you're doing great.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
I was actually just admiring how quickly you were able
to put together the cat.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
I don't have the patience for legos, so I think
it's actually I feel like people who do it. Gary's
giving me stank face, Like, come on, I.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Feel good about this little guy.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You should it's so cute. Should wish?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I wish I had time to do his legs, but
I probably should focus.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Well, it's only three and.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
A half hours in Why start now? Good lord, no need,
no need focus. Heather joins us to talk about entertainment.
Let's start with the most entertaining aspect of this weekend,
which is the Ice House tonight.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yes, yes, so I'm gonna be the ice House tonight.
If you guys want to come out from the Late.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Show, what's your set gonna be about? I'm writing some
new stuff for tonight. I'm a little I'm always excited
a little nervous whenever I try to put new stuff
out there, because you never know if people are gonna
be like, yeah, it was great or.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Wow, she's stunk up the place.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
So how does that happen?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Do you start down a new like like subject matter,
and then if people aren't feeling it, do you pivot
or do you have to like let it percolate.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And build, you know, then you see.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I think it's you have to kind of feel if
the audience is a little bit with you, because if
they are, then it's kind of a fun challenge to
try to win them over and be like, Okay, I'm
gonna keep pushing it. Part of it, too, is like
you just have to get it out and say it
for a few times and see what works and what
resonates with people. So you almost have to just push
past that awkwardness if they aren't feeling it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Are you a writer I mean in that you write
it down word for word the way you want the
story to be. Or are you just an idea like
like a word or a grocery store funny story.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
No, I will I'm a writer, so I will write
everything out and then I will go through and be like, oh,
I don't like the way that sounded.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
And then I say it out loud.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Sure.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
I also use my poor husband a lot as my
sounding board, so I'm like, hey, listen to this.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That would be tough because husbands don't always understand humor.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Like I'm very just funny because he's not laughing at you,
doesn't mean he's not laughing, trust me.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
But your husband is very smart. Okay, I get it.
I'm not funny. But is that is that a challenge?
Does tell it you like it is?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Or he will? I mean, we've been together for twenty
five years. He is a long time. He knows me
inside out.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
He knows when I've said something funny, and he you know,
knows if it's thing is a little like that might
be too much. But ultimately it's up to me what
I decide if I want to say something on stage
or not. Like there's been sometimes where he's like, I
wouldn't say that, and I'm like, I'm gonna do it anyway, just.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
To see what happens.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, And what does he pull you back from? Is
it like you say, I want to do a whole
set on rectums or butts or butts and he's like,
I don't know if you want to do that, and
then you're like, I'm doubling down. Honey, I'm gonna do
ten minutes on butts. I'm going to bring it back
up again later on the show.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
It is going to come back around if there's a butt,
If there's a butt, comments not getting it, I'm getting
I remember the whole butt dive yesterday.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
It was butt deep dive.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
It was a health segment, wellness segment from the person
who has yet to have his colonoscopy. That doesn't prevent
me from talking about it.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Listen, I am in the same boat.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
My doctor literally just told me on Monday I am
at that age where I need to go have one.
So I was listening to your butt talk. I have
a call, right, I have a call.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I need to get back to ski schedule that we
should all do it together.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Oh my gosh, group colonoscopy.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Come on, there's gotta be a discount in there. Do
they do those to go?
Speaker 8 (11:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean, like, could they bring the equipment here?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
They have to knock you out.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Ya did some sort of procedure on the air, and
I thought it was a prostate exams.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Prostate exams.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
He did that on the air and.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
They were broadcasting remotely from a baseball field, and he
did it in like a shed, like on a dirt ground.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, it was pretty.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
John Cobolt, the old man yelling at the sky, John Cobbolt, Yeah, wow.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Ice House. The Renegades is the show that's tonight. It's
the late show if you can stay up that late.
If I can stipulate, I'm in for Krozier today, So
I'm gonna be working all day.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
I'll be here and then I'm gonna literally leave and
go right to the club. And if you can come out,
that'd be great. I would love to see y'all or
nine five? Do you say any bad words? I do
know I say M not a lot of bad words,
because that's not John really mym O. But I feel
like a well placed F bomb is sometimes a good time. Sure, Sure,
(12:06):
do you place the f's ahead of time? Or do
you do it when it feels natural? It feels when
it feels natural, because I feel like when people pre
plan their swears it feels a little lazy. Yeah, So
you just got to feel the moment and feel the crowd.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I love the Naked Gun catalog. I grew up watching these.
My dad got to kick out of these as somebody
who's not into stupid humor but loved this kind of stuff,
and I'm very excited to see the reboot.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Is it good?
Speaker 7 (12:32):
I will say I have not seen reviews this positive
for a spoof comedy probably ever. The overall the general
consensus of this is that it's really funny and it
comes out like a shotgun right from the first minute.
People are like, oh my gosh. So to give you
a little backs around this, it is produced by Seth MacFarlane,
(12:53):
So if you enjoy that type of his type of humor,
you're gonna enjoy this version of Naked Gun and Leah
almost had Leslie Nielsen, but it is Liam Neeson, which
is yeah, that which is very similar, right.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
It is a little ton of twisty, definitely.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
People are noticing that there's a lot of similar similarities
there between their names, but Liam Neeson is in this
seventy six years old.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Now I'm a little bit worried because I feel like they're.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Forcing the romance publicity wise with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson,
and that makes me feel like they're tepid when it
comes to how many people are gonna turn out to
see this.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
I think there is a little bit of that because
they are like kind of adoringly looking at each other
and whatever. And I saw an interview yesterday where they
were like, what's your favorite movie and he's like the
one with Pam, Like ew, So I'm like, out of
all your movies, Okay, but they seem to genuinely like
each other. I'll say that, yeah, but this movie if
what's fun about this is that it's going to push
(13:50):
the envelope we have. We're seeing a return here to
the movies that are if you're easily offended, you're not
gonna like it. If you don't like, you know, wiener jokes.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Can I say wiener joke, You're damn right.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
If you don't like those kinds of jokes, you know,
poop and fart jokes, whatever, you're not going to enjoy this.
This is truly a return to that type of comedy
that really pushes the envelope.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Makes us all feel with this children, Yes.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
In this one, he kind of he's reminiscing. He plays
Drebend Junior, so he's Frank Drebin's son and he's sort
of It's not a reboot necessarily, No, they're calling it
a legacy sequel. Yeah, they're calling it a legacy sequel.
That's the term I've heard. And he's like a cop
in la who is harkening back to the time, you know,
(14:35):
when he used to use his gun to cut in
line at the coffee shop. You know, he misses those
times what a cop could be a cop and you know,
so it's kind of it's very edgy in that way,
and some people may like it, some people may not,
but everybody who major critics are saying it's really fun.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I think it's also great to see Liam Neeson in
the comedy world, sure, especially considering how incredible.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
An actor he has been.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yes, I mean to go for something like, oh, I
don't know, Shindler's List right to the Naked Gun movies.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Right.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Have you noticed on some of these actors who've had
a real dramatic career, towards the end of their career
they all start doing comedies, maybe because they're just burnout.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Well, Leslie Nielson was a fantastic dramatic, dramatic actor before
we got into the Airplane movie.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Well, I think people will be pleasantly surprised on how
much fun he's having with this one. I think they're
also gonna be pleasantly surprised with The Bad Guys too.
If you had little kids that saw this years ago
and you enjoyed it as a family when the first
Bad Guys came out, you're really gonna like this one.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
The Uppianni.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
The animation is great, the characters are a lot of fun.
So it's a good movie to watch.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Is it just villains that I haven't seen?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
So?
Speaker 7 (15:43):
The original Bad Guys is a group of bad guys
played by Sam Rockwell, Mark Marin Aquafina, Craig Robinson. They
all decide at the end of the movie they're gonna
be good and they're gonna turn good, and this sort
of follows that storyline of how they try to be
good and actually end up being Hey, roes uh.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And then I saw the images for Sketch Yeah, which
looks pretty great, but I don't know anything about the story.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
So this is.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
About a little girl who draws in her sketch book
these characters and from her imagination, and it falls her
sketchbook falls in a magical pond that somehow turns these
sketch characters from her imagination into real life, and it's
beautifully done. It's a sweet story, and it is stars
Tony Hale and Darcy Carden, who are wonderful, I think,
(16:29):
just really fun actors. And it's a great movie for
the family. It's you know, it's a it's a nice
family alternative. If you don't if you don't want to
go see Naked Gun, then for sure, Sketch or Bad
Guys Too are great alternatives.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It seems like there's a dark side of Sketch. There
is here in your tone.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
There is, but I know you guys are like, we
don't want to hear about that. That's true, all right,
Well there is like somebody dies, Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
A kid's movie where somebody dies and then she hope
hope again.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, it looked it looked like there was going to
be some depression.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
There for sure is some of that.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, I can spot it.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
You know what, though, try to trick you with their animation.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
You need that uplifting moments at the movie is right,
but this is a battle of the sequels this weekend,
So you can go and see your Naked Gun, your
Bad Guys Too, you know, or an original movie.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Like Sketch or The Renegades, tonight Ice House The Late Show.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Have you ever, Heather? Have you ever heard of a
doctor butthole were listening yesterday?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Is he not what we're going to start calling? Is
he stop sending emails?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Is that gonna be Gary's new nickname?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, he's trying to make it happen, and we're not
signing off on that.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Apparently there is somebody who goes by that name. That's
one of our nuggets. Is it an OnlyFans, You'll have
to stay tuned. Okay, thanks you guys.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
No. I was wondering, was that Hysteria that came out
maybe eight?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, good Times, Good Times album covers, that's one of
the ones. Yeah, album covers, that was a great one.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I loved going to like the warehouse. That's the music stary.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, like looking at the top ten albums
or whatever the releases and flipping through.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah. I was more of a singles person.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I'd go over to the cassette singles because I only
had like two bucks.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
You're a monster cassette singles? Yeah, well, when you're you know, nine,
I guess that's true.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
There's no you don't have enough money for a whole
album that was nine ninety nine, sir.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yes, Well, we've learned a lot this week, haven't we.
It feels like we've I don't know, have we learned
a lot. I thought it was Monday, so I am.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I'm completely caught off guard with what we learned this week,
all right, Like I don't know what we did on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Well, we didn't do Wednesday, right, That's why I don't
remember Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
We were on a plane Wednesday, right, but we were
right here.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I'm sorry. Obviously you didn't miss much.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Hey, guys, this is DLA and this is what I
learned on the Gary and Shannon Show. Monday, we learned
that Gary might have been a drug dealer when he
was first dating his wife. Tuesday, we learned that Chuck
Conners is indeed awesome. Wednesday Shannon was flying high in
the sky on the way to a game. Thursday, Gary
had some hot booty talk, and Friday Shannon had five
(19:38):
shots up expresso and was ready to go. But time
will go, time will tell. Great show, guys.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Thank you. That's good break every day.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Zero exsurance stuff I learned on guests this week. Zach
Morre's from Sday by the Bill was based on Gary. Yep,
there's an empty Latin bourbank. That's perfect proper and talk
radio because if she isn't speaking, she has to listen
to the voices very and Gary may have a voice said,
but he doesn't listen to it because it's a woman.
Gary Critter's first back of fungians, but n now we
cared enough to give them steel ones. And this week's
(20:09):
episode was sponsored by Thornton Motor Center. If you want
to get away to Shannon Way, pick up the only
truck riz buy a GMC from Thorson.
Speaker 11 (20:17):
I forgot about that, Hey, Gary Shannon, I guess the
main thing I learned this week is that Gary is
not a big.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Fan of fun yans. That's so disappointing.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, I was thinking about this. I've spent a lot
of time thinking about this too much.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
And funians are one of those nostalgia treats.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You like them now at fifty years old because you
liked them when you were ten, and if I had
you never had them.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
You're not going to get into them now. That's a
good point.
Speaker 12 (20:51):
This week on the Gary and Channon show. I learned
about a whole bunch of home remedies for colds, which
was very tinily because I didn't feel very well Monday,
I didn't get to try any of the potions because
I just eventually you fell asleep for about eleven hours
and that seemed to work.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
That does it? Anyway?
Speaker 12 (21:09):
I hope you guys have a great weekend. Y'all have
a good one.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Thank you you too.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
He Gary and Shannon's the corse like king. What did
I learn? Let's see, One, a sting ray steam will
ruin your weekend? Yeah, Two, there's not much to do
in Canton, Ohio. And three the mayor, Bess and Newsome
still have no clue how to do their jobs. Have
(21:34):
a good weekend, guys, and you go, pack go.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm impressed with all the knowledge that people have carried
throughout the week, like there's something from every day or
from several days sticks with them to impressive.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
You know.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
And what I learned on Gary and Shannon this week
is that neither Gary nor Shannon knows that what they
are referring to is stream of consciousness.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
That's everything, that's.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Your internal monologue, that's your internal dialogue, that's thinking about
where your pet are. Stream of consciousness is everything that
goes through the mind. And that's what I learned.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Thank you, George north Reach. See what did I learn today?
Speaker 10 (22:18):
Well, you know, it's the one thing I keep learning,
And unfortunately it's not just the Gary and Shannon Show,
but that our political leaders they just can't give a
simple yes.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
No answer. No, it's against their rules.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week is Gary still gets totally upset and starts yelling
every time people bring up the cap that he donated.
And then Shannon still wants us to believe in her
imaginary friend, Miss Patricia. But hey, what you know, there's
worse things, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
There is what I learned this week. And the garyan
Shannon Show is as infert tomaculator.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Is that Shannon has manic eyes and I think I
might have a crush on her for.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Like I'm that crazy? Huh what they say? All right,
So that's what you learned this week on the Gary
Channon Show.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Hey, we also have a whole series of stories that
we couldn't get to because there were so much other
stuff going on.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Fallen through the cracks. If we didn't have a little
net to catch him in.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
This is dangerous these I'm looking at these nuggets and
there's some danger in here.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
We're gonna have to be careful. I hope you're not eating.
Here's your honorable Mention. Honorable mention not suppose to be
an honor serving with you.
Speaker 9 (23:40):
Great and honorable motive.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, we talked about this as it was happening. We
had live footage of Chuck E. Cheese getting arrested in Tallahassee, Florida.
If you missed it, there he was in all his splendor.
He had the head on and everything, the whole out,
the purple T shirt and he was cuffed in the
parking lot of the Chuck E. Cheese credit card fraud
allegations twhich I say, must we arrest Chuck E. Cheese
(24:11):
in front of the children for credit card fraud. It's
not like he killed a family of four and.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
It's only about one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's not like, yeah, that's unacceptable for this police department
to do that in front of the children.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You know, you grew up thinking about Chuck E.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Cheese as an icon, a pillar, a pillar of the community. Sure,
and when you see him put in the back of
a black and white, it's like watching the unicorn drowned
and the never ending story?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Or was it just a horse? Number nine?
Speaker 9 (24:45):
I did nine places of cops dirty nine partner.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
That's perfect, basically everybody at table.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
Then I'll feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 12 (24:56):
And Niner?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Did I catch you ad niner in there?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
You call him from a walkie talkie?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Sock boy, a sock that Michael Jackson once wore.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I am not touching this.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
A dirty, dirty sock sold for more than eight thousand
dollars in a French auction.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It was one of those glittery socks. Remember he had those.
There were glittery. But man, I don't know who's buying
men's socks.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I don't know who's buying used right men's socks? Good point, uh,
I guess he's He had a concert in the southern
city of Nime in July of ninety seven and a
technician found the used sock near the dressing room.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Are you wearing a sox right now? I am? Can
we sell them? You could? How much do you think
we'd get for those not much? Not much? Number is
not much. I don't know, not much. You're going to
get a seasoned desist from Petros.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
He what he does is he monitors every radio station
around the globe, and he's got deputies that do that
as well.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
He's got the National Security Agency.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Like when you saw that license plate that said not
much and then you post it at Gary and Channon
on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I sent it to him first. I got a text
and he's like, what's going on with that guy? Stop it?
And I was like, I don't know. Here's number eight.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Tiled every eight second.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Listening to eight different pots.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
This was a festival in an English village, a sleepy
English village. Picture a lot of green, a lot of
open space and uh swingers, naked swingers swinging around, swings.
It's a swing athon and it's in Allington, two hours
north of London. More than a thousand attendees descend upon
(26:59):
this coin village, which, by the way outnumbers the population
of the village in normal days. It's a three day
festival of play, tense pole dancing, foam parties, mobile dungeons
and sex games like butt plug BINGO.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I don't think you can say that. But here's number seven.
You're spending way too much time thinking about doesn't make
any sense though, because.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You've got seven the hopper with all the numbers in
the letters. Right, Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. I
feel like that's really gratuitous for them to call it that,
because there's no way you could do that.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Can you think of any way that that would make sense.
I'm not going to discuss it on the air, but
you can think of a way. No, but even if
I did, I'm not going to. Yeah. Britain's most tat
tattooed man says he can't watch his porn now. The
guy has written to his local member of parliament because
(28:06):
this forty five year old I see has spent sixteen
hundred hours under the needle and has a bunch of
tattoos on his face.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Also, I don't say this about a lot of people
with porn addictions, but this man's porn addiction may be
his least concern might be pretty low on the totem
pole of issues going on with him.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
His concern is that, as of July twenty fifth, porn
sites in the UK must conduct age checks to make
sure that people who look at it are over the
age of eighteen. And because he's got a photo ID,
it doesn't match the tattoos that are on his face,
so he can't watch his porn.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Did you see the full body he's tattooed over all
of his body? Yeah, yep, number six, I got six s.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
There's six more weeks of water picture of me or
Rabbi and six drunken longshomny would just.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Dig you in a nursing home closer to us. I
don't have to take that drink. Another shit track.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I got this story texted me to me from a
friend this week and the question was why is it
bright green?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
M a w NBA game between the Atlanta Dream and
the Golden State Valkyries had to be halted because of
a bizarre turn late in the fourth quarter. About a
minute left in the game, an object flew from the
stands and landed right on the court at the Gateway
Center Arena in College Park, Georgia.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Toy shaped as a part of the Anatomy of a
man used for marital aid purposes, except that it was
green and it also had.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
The what are you doing with your hand? Are you
trying to.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
It had the ama the berries, yes, ah, really, which
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Why would you put that on a marital aid? What
are you doing with those? I don't know, but they
had to stop the game. Security guard came over with
a towel and picked it up. Smart number five.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I beg.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
This show, this is the.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Year five point five?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Do me a favorite loose five towns immediately? Well, speaking of.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Somebody has been taking to uh, taking to the streets
in a graffiti way around the city of Portland. The
city of Portland has a pothole problem. And how do
you point out a pothole?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Do you paint a picture of a marital aid complete
with a trema on top of the one.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Way to put it pothole?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, The Portland Bureau of Transportation Communications director Hannah Schaeffer said,
please don't draw on the potholes. The city has a
goal of filling a pothole within thirty days of notification,
and some of the people who live there say that's
not being done, so they've taken to drawing d's around
(31:26):
the potholes.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Very mature, very demure. Number four pour minute.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Now comment number four.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Hey, when we were talking about that bingo game, that's
not the word I said out loud?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (31:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Okay? Good, we got a text from somebody.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I just want to make sure I didn't say that
word out loud because we didn't dump it.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I think someone needs to fire Kiana.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
This is a pretty this is well and she and
she sent us a text that oh, I've got to
keep you on your toes. Yep, I don't know how
to walk around the mess that you have dropped on us.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Canna.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Here's another one. It's a cockfight in Bali and an
Indonesian man was killed at it by a rooster.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
He was hit by a blade. Have you ever seen these?
A cockfitting fight?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
What?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I don't know what you're saying, but that's not what
I meant. No, the blades that they use in cockfights,
big old.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
They put blades on the animals on the like, Are
you serious? Yeah, well that's how they go after each other.
In this case. Uh, his name is I.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Now do they fix the blade to the to the
rooster's legs glue?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I don't know. They tie it. I think they tie it.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
That is awful and is blood just spattered everywhere at
these things just cutting each other up?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yes, oh, it's my god, barbaric. But in this case,
one of the roosters, equipped with a sharp metal spur,
broke free before the match and was lunging at another bird.
You've seen that at weigh ins, at boxing matches and yes,
see right. A nearby individual managed to avoid the attack,
but I Nenga Sudhana, was standing close to the scene
(33:29):
was struck in the abdomen by the rooster's blade and
it immediately bled.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Out, I'm in a ban cockfighting from this show starting now.
It's always been banned. That was one of the first
things we ever did. Oh really, how did this story
make its sway in?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
You mean I thought you meant like we would never
host a cockfight, which, oh I want to shut the
door on that.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
You mean, no stories about it? Right, here's number three.
Three shall be the number count and the number of
the counting shall be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Three security clearance level three, all.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Three of the three. I got all three of you
guys for the rest of your.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Nast born live.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
After that, three days they both start to stink.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Three did you just check to see if if they
both started stinking, they're both good?
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, I did that. I will kim.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
A new study out of Japan had men smelling women's
armpits and discovered that women's body odor could subtly sway
male behavior, even if he could even help them relax.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Have you ever smelled beyell on a woman, like a
woman that you're like a girlfriend or probably.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, it doesn't stick out in my mind, but probably because.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I would imagine like I, if I smell it doesn't
bother me like my husband's body or does not bother me? Right,
I mean, I'm not gonna say I like it. It
makes me sound like a weirdot. No, No, I know
what you mean, but it doesn't bother me at all.
But I feel if you're together, yeah, the pheromones, right,
But if I smelled it on a woman, I think
(35:06):
I'd have a harder time with it. Is that the
same thing for men? Like, if you smelled it on
a woman, it wouldn't bother you, but if you smelled
it on another man, you'd be like, Eh, I got
to do something about that. I don't know my brother
had to fire an employee because of bodio.
Speaker 12 (35:25):
It was that bad.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
As a as an ra in college, I'm twenty years
old and I had to tell one of the freshmen
that he had to start using deodorant.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, it just never did. He never occurred. I never
told him, and his roommate was like, I can't stand this.
My brother had to have a talk with him, and
then it still didn't work.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
And so unfortunately, clients were saying, you know, because he's
a plumber, and clients were saying, what's you know?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Can't you're going into people's homes. And if you thought
any of those news nuggets were bad, here's number two.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
What's going on you too?
Speaker 6 (36:00):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
There's a joke in there that a plumber got fired
for body odor. I don't know what it is. But
have you ever heard of doctor butthole? Nope?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
No, Well, there is a man who goes by this,
uh this term. He is doctor Evan Goldstein. He's the
founder and CEO of Bespoke Surgical in Manhattan and the
Future Method, which is a sexual wellness brand. And he
was talking about how an estimated two hundred and fifty
thousand Americans suffer a small tear or crack in the
(36:33):
lining of their anal canal, which can lead to, you know,
painful bowel movements. He says, sometimes it's it can be
caused by a number of things. Sometimes it's muscular. Sometimes
you know, like spasms or tightness during bowel movement. Why
am I still speaking? Why are there still words coming
out of my mouth?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
There's number one, number one, number one, We're number one.
Then let me number one.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Let me just get to the takeaway. The point of
that story was that he claims botox can help. So
if you're having problems in that department, maybe stick a
needle in there and ject poison into it and you'll
be fine.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Instead of everything else.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
Lord.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Finally, Duke University highlights the role New research highlights the
role of neuropods, which are sensory cells in your colon
that act like taste buds for your gut.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
What's going on.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Different, it's the neuropods will sample nutrients and then send
signals to the brain that can guide food choices. It
can influence you and it's time to stop eating. They
call it the neurobiotics sense, or a hidden sixth sense
in your gut. Your gut health is a whole lot
more important to your and impactful on your mental health.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
And a lot of people assume, are you looking at
it on your phone?
Speaker 9 (37:50):
Now?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Nothing, I'll show you off the air because you're going
to say something and then we're gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
The whole thing. Okay, Well, what a week it's been.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yes, John Cobelt Show coming up next. He may get
his prostate check today on the air. You never know
what that guy see you Monday. Stay dry, everybody, blessings.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
You've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
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