What Did You Learn This Week?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
App Final Hour, Hugh Mongous Hour. That is when it
comes to our Fridays, the twelve o'clock hour is always
the most fun. Among other things, we're going to get
into our Gas Fantasy four play. Elmer has chosen four
games on the NFL schedule this week and we will
try to figure out who we think is going to

(00:28):
win each of those four games, and you can play
as well on Twitter.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
We'll throw that up a little bit later.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
We have what you learned this week on the Gary
and Shannon Show, the nine News Dog that you need
to know.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's all coming up. But in the meantime, what else
is going on? Time for What's Happening?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
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Speaker 3 (00:54):
Three one oh two nine nine ninety nine sixty.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
The story that broke late yesterday continues to dominate the
headlines today, and that's that former FBI director James Comy
has been indicted by a federal grand jury. Comy is
now the first senior government official to face federal charges
in one of President Trump's biggest grievances, which was the
twenty sixteen investigation into whether his campaign back then colluded

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with Russia. Comby's been charged with giving false statements and
obstruction of a congressional proceeding. I'd be looking at up
to five years in prison if he is convicted. I
mentioned a couple of times one of the issues, or
the issue, is whether or not he knew about and
authorized a leak to the Wall Street Journal on behalf

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of or I should say that Andrew McCabe already accepted
the blame for Andrew McCabe was one of the deputies
there in the FBI under Comy, and the way McCabe
put it, he leaked it by himself and then told
Comy about it. The question when he was asked in
Congress five years ago was whether or not he had

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authorized it, and Comy basically said all I did was
I knew about it.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
He actually referred to testimony from a few years before that.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
The other aspect of this is that that testimony that
he's being charged for was September thirtieth, of twenty twenty,
and there is a five year statute of limitations, so
if they did not file charges in the next couple
of days, then they would not have been able to
file charges in that case. The other thing is Jimmy

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Kimmel's back on the air for Sinclair stations. Sinclair is
going to be returning the show to its ABC affiliate
broadcast stations beginning tonight. This announcement came three days after ABC,
the network returned Kimmel to air after nearly a week
long suspension because of comments that he made after the
shooting death of Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Locally and much happier, the.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Lazo announced that it's Chimpanzee troop has welcomed a couple
of healthy baby girls. Their infants and their moms are
doing well. They're bonding at the Zoo's Chimpanzees of Mohale
Mountain's habitat. First one was born August twentieth to thirty
five year old Yoshi. The second one was this September ninth,

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to an eighteen year old first time mom named Vindi.
The zoo said we're thrilled to welcome the newest members
of the troop Amazon's going to have to pay two
and a half billion dollars to settle claims that it
was duping all of US Amazon Prime customers. Under this settlement,
Amazon gets to listen two and a half billion, how

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much money you think you're going to get out of it?
If you're lucky, you get fifty bucks if you're lucky.
In the lawsuit, the agency the FTC accused Amazon of
duping people into automatically renewing the Prime descriptions through manipulative, coercive,
or deceptive inter user interface designs. They also said it

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makes it complicated for people to end the Prime membership.
As opposed to maybe just a couple of clicks, it's
a multiple pages in many cases.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh, this is also a good story.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
So Cow waste management workers dug through the trash to
help a guy find his lost wedding ring. A bunch
of employees went above and beyond to help Paul Bukouskis,
I knew a Bookowskis. Paul Makowskis realized his ring was
inside some luggage after it had already been picked up
by a trash truck. So he called waste management and

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some of the people from the Manhattan Beach and the
Carson Transfer stations got together. They tracked down the truck
they think the ring was in. They started digging through
the load, and all you got to do at that
point is find the suitcase because that's where the ring was.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
So that's good.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
And then another disheartening story. Maybe not as happy, but
a sign of the times. A fifth of US adults
regularly news on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
A fifth.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
That's up from just three percent who said they used
to get their news regularly from TikTok in twenty twenty.
In fact, no social media platform has experienced faster growth
when it comes to quote news consumption than TikTok. Primarily
known for the short term video sharing. Of course, a
sixty three percent of teenagers report that they have used

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the platform at some point, but it's also become popular
for as a news source for adults. Forty three percent
of young adults I should say forty three percent of
adults under thirty said they regularly get news from TikTok.
Forty three percent of adults under the age of thirty.
When you look specifically at adult TikTok users, news consumption

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has also increased sharply in recent years, more than half
of TikTok users, about fifty five percent, say they regularly
get news there, up from twenty two percent. TikTok is
now on par with several other social media sites, including
x and Facebook in the share of the adult users
who regularly say they get news from there. All right,
when we come back our gast fantasy for play, we

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wrap up with what you learned this week and the
nine news nugget you need to know all of it.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Just around the corner, you're.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI AM
six forty.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
You've been hearing the big announcement that came out of
Sinclair Broadcast Group. They have decided to bring Jimmy Kimmel's
late night show back to its ABC affiliate station. It
was just a few days ago, of course, that Disney
brought back this, ABC brought back Kimmel to the show,
but there were station owners, Sinclair being one of them,

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that said that they were not going to put them
back on the air until they could make sure that
quote programming remains accurate and engaging for a wide audience.
In a statement, Sinclair said they emphasized the responsibility to
serve community interests while honoring national network obligations. Kimmel, like
I said, had suspended, had been suspended by Disney back

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on the seventeenth. Disney decided to reinstate him Tuesday. Sinclair
and Next Star initially continued to preempt the show. President
Trump has gone after James Comy, well, specifically his Department
of Justice, but the DOJ indictment of former FBI director
Comy came just a few days after President Trump suggested

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that it take place. There are some people who have
looked at this the criminal complaint, and have said that
it doesn't look very strong. So we'll see if this
thing gets kicked out before he even goes to court,
or if it does have his If he James Comy,
has his day in court, he's accused of, among other things,
lying to Congress.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
For a couple of.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Weeks, Memphis has been waiting for its influx of National
Guard troops. Of course, you remember President Trump announced his
intention to deploy them to the city, but residents finally
got a little bit more about the plan or Bill
Lee of Tennessee, so that additional federal law enforcement agents
will be focusing on crime in Memphis starting next week.
He held a news conference today in Memphis, along city

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and state officials, said that thirteen federal agencies. Different agencies
will arrive in phases, including the National Guard, and they
will not be making arrests. They will not be armed
unless local law enforcement actually requests that they are armed
and taking part in those arrests.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Time for gas fantasy for play.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
All right, this is.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Where we pick four NFL games on the schedule this weekend,
and you try to play with us and see if
you could pick the winners of all four games.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Elmer picks the game.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Elmer picks the games. That's the disclaimer.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Let's go with this week four. Elmer.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
The first game, Elmer.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Our first game is Eagles versus Buccaneers.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Buccaneers.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Eagles coming off of that massive win when they blocked
two field goals by the Los Angeles Rams. Buccaneers. Baker
stilling good health and and and just doing great.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I like, is this in where is this? Is this
Tampa Bay? Or is this in Philadelphia?

Speaker 5 (09:14):
I'm not sure its home.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with Baker
and the Buccaneers. I'm gonna be I'm gonna go outside
the box here.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
That sounds good.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't know if Philadelphia's got enough to stay undefeated
through this. Yeah, it's in Tampa Bay, so I do
think the Buccaneers go four and oh and the Eagles
go three and one. So I'm gonna take the Buccaneers
as well. Elmer, I'm gonna go with the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, that's good the smart right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Whatever you gut tells you.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Didn't they win like two weeks ago or so.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
They also won last week the week before that.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
So you don't think they're gonna win because they know.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
I do.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I think it's gonna be a really good game. We
picked the out. We were taking a gamble here, gotcha. Yeah,
I'll take the shirt, Okay, Okay, Richard Eagles obviously for
what because they won?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Okay, that's pretty smart. Second game, Elmer?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Okay. Followed up, we are Bears versus Raiders.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Caleb Williams had a great game, four touchdowns, right, Raiders
are awful. Geno Smith is struggling. This is a real
s storm of a game. Are the on the road
both one and two? I hate it, but I'm gonna
go with the Bears.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Gosh, yes, I am too because of Caleb Williams, Ritchie,
what do you got Raiders and Bears?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Bears?

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Bears? Hello, that's a pretty obvious one. I'm sorry I
evenna asked, Elmer.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
I'm going off Bears.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
You know.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
I like the energy and I feel like I don't
want to lose out on this when.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Everybody picks the Bears.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Have you ever painted your fingernailing? Yeah? Okay, that's that guy.
That's Caleb Williams.

Speaker 9 (11:01):
Right.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh, he's like one with the universe. No, no, no, he's
that guy though. He's like one with the universe. He's
a feel good guy. He's like very Yeah, what's our
third game?

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (11:16):
I love I feel like I'm always taking the games
with the Vikings. But Vikings versus Steelers.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well there's a lot there, I think, especially because who's playing.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Is it Carson Wentz or JJ McCarthy. That's a good question, Elmer.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Do you know, I know, an't know who you are.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Who are they playing? The Steelers?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Give me the Vikings. Steelers are hot garbage. Steelers have struggled.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I'm actually going with the Steelers this time because I
think they do bounce back from from smelling like garbage.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
So I'm gonna take the Steelers this time.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Ritchie, I'm gonna go with the Vikings same because.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
He likes the costumes exactly.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
That's number one, and that's strong defense against the what
and Elmer Minnesota Pittsburgh.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
I've picked the Vikings every time, so I'm gonna pick
them again.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, I like this.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
It's actually not bad. You've only lost once with him.
And then our fourth game for gast.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Metis last one. Is gonna be Ravens versus the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
That's gonna be a good game. I can't believe that's
not the night game. That's gonna be in the afternoon.
This is in Kansas City. Somebody is coming away one
in three. You're looking at the two arguably best teams
in the AFC. For the Bills in there.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Sure, but is this a repeat of the championship game
from last year?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
It should be, or maybe it was the Bills.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Not sure, Bills.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
This is in Kansas City. The man Derek Henry keeps
dropping the ball. I don't think that's gonna happen. I
like the Ravens in Kansas City, Boom.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I don't think that as bad as the Chiefs have
been lately, they can turn it around.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I think this is where it begins, and.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's unfortunately because I think Baltimore is a is a
great team and it sucks that they're going to be
one and three.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
But I'm taking the Chiefs. Elmer, I'm going to go.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
With Ravens because they're cool and I think about Odin,
you know, so also that's Vikings.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Too, like okay, yeah, hey, whatever works for you and Richie.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm gonna go with the Ravens just because I can't
just get my head around anything with Taylor Squid.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
I'm over it. Really, I forgot.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
We're going to dive into that next week. Let me
know I won't be here, okay.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
All right, So those are your games, Eagles, Buccaneers, Bears, Raiders, Vikings, Steelers,
and Ravens Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Let us know who you think is going to win
all four games. Elmer, good choice.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
She did those last minute too.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
We will do what you learned this week on The
Gary and Shannon Show and the nine News Nuggets when
we come back.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty. All right, So listen.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
As we get to Friday, we always like to look
back and see what happened the rest of this week,
and it was it was pretty busy. Maybe not as
busy as the week before that, but still a lot
was going on. And in the midst of everything that
was going on, we tried to, you know, learn some
things and just curious if you learned anything this week.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
While you were listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Hey, Gary Shannon, it's of course, like king, what did
I learn this week that with all the craziness going on,
at least there's one good constant and that's your show.
Your show really helps.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Me out nice.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
I'm on the road most of the day, so I
thank you guys for that, and never forget Go Pack.

Speaker 9 (14:42):
Go go.

Speaker 10 (14:44):
Hey Gary, it's Mike's up.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
This week on the show, we almost learned.

Speaker 10 (14:49):
From Granny Shanshan about the Chinese. That would have been fine,
but you actually really made it fine. I was laughing
about at work. And also, Gary did dispensing thing? Gary
while you were fencing? Did you ever hear a satisfying
beat when you scored a point?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
When I scored a Oh? The commercials?

Speaker 11 (15:10):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week is that when Shannon laughs, she sounds like a
hysterical crackhead.

Speaker 9 (15:19):
And I love it and I need more of it.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
This week.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show is that.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
It's not the same woman.

Speaker 9 (15:31):
Gary thinks Shannon's mom is hot, and I'm pretty sure
Shannon finds that offensive.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yes he does. All right, guys, have a great weekend.
Thank you. Our name her mom's name is Diane.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
By the way, did you know that Elmer Shannon's mom's
name is the same as Yeah.

Speaker 9 (15:49):
Hi, Gary and Shannon. This is Helen from Alhambury. What
I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this week
is bears have a sequel plug which keeps them from
pooping and ping while hibernating. Ye, thank you your show
is so educational.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Well, thank you, thank you for listening.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Hey, this is Jim on a beautiful drive on our
way to Santa Cruz for a weekend. And what I
learned today is, Shannon, let's rather do several shots of
j D.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Jack Daniels instead of doing the propofol.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
They get as close to Michael Jackson as you can
to not sit there and actually experience COLONOSCA. I actually
woke up from profall Oh, and I always tell them
get me as close to Michael.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I think I know where you were going.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Then this week on the Garian Shannon Show, I learned
that there are two kinds of seismic waves that occur
during an earthquake. The first one is a pe wave
or the primary wave.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Good listening.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
It travels two times faster than the second wave or
secondary wave as wave. Some people can actually feel the
primary wave and kind of wakes them up in the
Depending on how far the epicenter is so further away,
the more likely you'll feel.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Anyway, you'll have a good weekend. See by, thank you
and thanks for listening as closely as it is.

Speaker 12 (17:10):
But I learned on Gary and Shannon show this week
is Gary builds one hell of a speedal privacy fence.
And then Shannon had a turn down being a spokeswoman
for the Little Pink Pill for women because it's for
pre menopausal women and unfortunately she didn't qualify.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
I think I get that. Hey, guys, this is Dylan.
This is what I learned.

Speaker 8 (17:30):
This week On the Gary Shennon Show, I learned about
the corporation named Tata. It's a Chinese company and they
do a lot of business.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
It's Indy, but not the.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
Tatas as Tom boys Shennon was trying to get so
excited about next year.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
This is Tata the corporation, corporation. Everybody knows that, all
right now? Then being done in time to wrap up
the rest of the week, it's time for our nine
news nuggets.

Speaker 10 (17:58):
You need to know.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
These are the story raised that fell through the cracks
that otherwise they'd be they'd be gone, you know, they
would just fall in the cracks of the couch cushion
like change somewhere.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
It's time for honorable mention. Honorable mention, not.

Speaker 10 (18:21):
Honor.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
Serving with you.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Great and honorable.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Most so today we're holding auditions to become the newest
member of honorable Mention.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
You know, Richie brought us a new slang to talk
about earlier in the week, and I put pood that
only because whenever we you and I do new slang,
you hear it. It's a highlighter of how just damn
old you can become.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
But this one is weird.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Miriam Webster came out with their Collegiate Dictionary Updated words.
Uh this week, and they added more than five thousand
of them. But here's just a few of them that
they added. By the way, Now they're old and does
me feel young?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Best mode?

Speaker 9 (19:01):
Come on?

Speaker 11 (19:02):
That was like fifteen years ago, dad bod Also so
old dumb phone, old farm to table? Come on, hard Pass?
Who wrote this Dixie love language? Petricore a distinctive, earthly,
usually pleasant odor that is associated with rainfall, especially when
following a warm, dry period.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Petricore seems out of the brain space that would be
the people reading the New Dictionary words. But maybe not Riz,
of course you know Riz side eye, hard Pass?

Speaker 3 (19:33):
What's terraflop unit of measure for the calculating speed of
a computer equal to one trillion floating point operations per second?

Speaker 5 (19:41):
What does so?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
If a computer can do six terraflops, it's better than
a computer that can do one.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
When would you ever use that?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
There are people there, listen, there are people who still
use the word riz and beast mode.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
So I don't know. I don't know who those people are.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I didn't mean to get upset about it.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
No, you looked really angry there for a second. Who
would use that?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Who would use Tara flaw.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
We should fire Miriam number nine and Webster number nine.

Speaker 9 (20:14):
I did ninth place.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis partner's
dirty two and I speak.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Nine languages, basically everybody at table nine, I feel ready
to go another nine and niner? Did I catch a
niner in there?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
We're calling from all walkie talks.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I feel like we're doing this story only because it
comes to us from a place called Sippy Down.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Sippy Downs, Australia. Cippy Downs.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
What a wonderful name of a place.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Family and city Downs discovered there to go pizza came
with an unexpected extra, a red bellied black snake, which
I guess is venomous.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
I've never heard of that. It's kind of snake.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Aren't snakes and spiders just part of the culture in Australia.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
All over the place.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
They're everywhere.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Snakes and spiders can legally be elected to city and
town councils in this Doesn't.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Every home have like a spare room for them.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
For snakes and spiders?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yes, the family and ended up catching calling a licensed
snake catcher to come and get that snake. They said
it slipped inside the pizza box, and they had this
guy come and remove it.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
He said.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Calling a professional to handle the snake was a smart
move because these reptiles are highly venomous. Yeah, I want
to point out the picture that they's included here. It's
clearly a Domino's box. But that's a half eaten piece
of pizza. So somebody did not let the venomous snake
in the pizza box prevent them from putting pizza in
their face.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh I wouldn't. Here's the thing about red bellied black snakes.
They're one of the most frequently encountered snakes on the
East Coast of Australia and are responsible for a number
of bites every year. So yeah, it's just the cost
of doing business if you're in Australia. Oh, snake bite, okay,
it's Tuesday. Whatever they do appear to flee rather than fight,

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and these snakes will bite under severe molestation such a
I'm going to come in to for not making a
snake molestation show.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Who needs it? Here's number eight.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
A child is bowled every eight second.

Speaker 8 (22:22):
Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Wow, listen, it's hard to get food on a Ryan airflight.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
We've done stories of terror in the skies.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I don't know if this would be terrifying or just bizarre,
but a Ryan airflight recently was the scene of a
very strange occurrence where two men began eating their passports
mid air.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Like I said, there's no stewardess coming by with a
CHARCOOTERI plate option. On a Ryan Air flight. You barely
get water on those things, so sometimes you get hungry
and you know you your passport on you chomp, chomp, chop.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Staff were notified that something strange was happening in the
front of the plane. Passengers watch as one of the
men allegedly began ripping pages from his passport and then
eating them, and then they began to freak out. His
companion headed for the back of the plane, apparently trying
to flush his passport down the toilet. An air hostess
or a flight attendant started banging on the door, asking

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the guy to come out, and they said this led
to even more attention. The flight attendant then made a
public announcement that was so blunt and to the point
that freaked people out to another level. No one knew
what was going on so they diverted the flight to Paris.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
And they apparently started handing out drinks, which made people
feel better. One passenger saying, I'm just really effing glad
I landed. I almost said the real word because I
thought for a minute we were doing.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
The podcast or not yet. Don't worry, here's number seven.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
The profanity were on.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
With seven days with the government.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Shot seven years of college down to drain seven seven days.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I don't think whoever's in Florida. If you're a newscaster
in Fort Pierce, Florida, you wish this guy's name was different.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Man is recovering after surviving a shark attack there while
spear fishing off the coast of the Bahamas. Eddie Jarma
Kowitz was diving during a three day fishing trip to
Grand k when he was bitten by a shark. I
never saw the shark that attacked me, but my wrist
was hanging down. Oh, I could see flesh, so obviously

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it was a concern.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I swam back to the boat with one arm and
the whole rescue started from there. Four people in the
group at the time, two in the water, two on
the boat. The other diver said the type of shark.
That bit jamark jarmac jar mcoway Eddie was a reef
shark at about six feet long, so you didn't know
any pollocks. He'd arrived at a hospital in four Piers.

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His hand had been tightly wrapped in a tourniquet for
more than four hours, and the doctor said the extent
of the injury was immediately alarming. It was a mangled extremity,
multiple muscles that were exposed, tendons. I could see down
to his bone and his forearm. Okay, yeah, Hey.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Where did we come down on the pollock thing? Is
that like racist or something? To say pollock? Should I
say a Polish person or a pole? A pole?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I think that's the new ah hole. Ah. You'll write
that down just in case it comes up.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, we'll put that down in the book of things
not to say to be racist.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Okay, here's number seven. I got six, you got six,
got six six.

Speaker 11 (25:44):
There's six more weeks of picture of me a rabbi
and six drunk and longshomy.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
We just digging in a nursing home. Closure to ask.
I don't have to die down, drink another six pack?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
This is kind of a weird story.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
A couple of ambulance service workers have been arrested on
suspicion of manslaugh are part of an investigation back in
the UK. Man from his man in his thirties and
a woman in her fifties arrested on counts of gross negligence,
mad slaughter, four counts of ill treatment or wilful neglect
by a care worker said that apparently these these ambulance

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workers were not taking care of people once they would
pick them up.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Well, aren't they supposed to just be the drivers? Can't
they just drive them to the hospital? The hell are
the ambulance people supposed to do well? I mean there's
basic life care that they've got right, But I mean
if you're calling an ambulance, chances are you're not in.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Good shape, they said.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
The ambulance company, by the way, says we've been rated
good overall and our care is rated as a Have
you ever seen.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Though of the janky ass ambulances like I've seen these
from time to time.

Speaker 13 (26:50):
Low end ones, the low end ambulances, and you're and
they look dirty, they look like Roland staff infections, And
you're like, what in a hospital is that even still
in service?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
What's happening and you.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Look and it's a it's actually one of those magnetic
little flappy signs that you can peel off.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
And yeah, it's like Duke's body removal.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
You're right, it's not good. How does that happen? How
does that happen? How does the bad ambulance get sent
for you?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Hey, there's there's got I mean, there's tiers of care,
levels of care and levels of product.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
What insurance do I have to have to get the
like non peel and stick lettering ambulance.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Some bad stuff? Maybe the General has that kind of
health insurance.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
The General is that insurance with shack that has you
been watching me TV?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
So here's number five for five minutes five.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
This is the year five point five five.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Do me a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
What could go wrong? There's a new company it's called
Flock Safety, and they're dispatchings that will chase you down
if you shoplift. You can if you're a company in
the US, you can place flocks drone docking stations on
your premises.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
UH For example, they use the example of a home depot.
If you see shoplifters leaving the store, then the drone
equipped with cameras, et cetera could be activated from that
docking station on the roof, and then it follows the people.
They get in the car, you click a button, you
track the vehicle with the drone, and the drone just
follows the car, van, truck, whatever it is. The video

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feed of that drone could go to the security team
that works for home depot could also go automatically to
police departments or whatever.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
The problem is.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
You can't just have drones flying around following things on
rod I mean, you've got they've got to be at
a certain elevation so that they're over things like power
lines obviously, but then you've also got buildings. They've got
to look out for tunnels if you get into a
tunnel or something like that.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I don't know how this is going to work.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
And if if companies already have a problem with you
doing your job as a lost prevention officer. You're not
supposed to tackle anybody or confront anybody when they steal
a cart full of crap out of the Walmart.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
How is this drone thing going to make it any better?

Speaker 9 (29:17):
Number four or Minette, It is probably on his fourth
tranquilizer by now.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Command me number four.

Speaker 12 (29:24):
This isn't the same world you left four years appecially.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Well, it's hard to meet a man out there, and
one woman has taken to a billboard to find a
potential suitor. Her name is Lisa Catalano. She's up in
the Bay Area and she's been running billboards along the
one oh one from Santa Clara to San Francisco Marylisa
dot com. She says, I want to meet somebody. I

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was not having luck any other way. They show her face,
they show her website. She said she built the website
after too many bad dates. She does have an application process, okay.
She uses the website to spell out her likes, dislikes,
and non negotiables.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Non negotiable.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah see, you know what, we should do a whole
podcast on people and they're non negotiable.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Negotiable, And how if I had non negotiable.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
You shouldn't because here's the thing. Think about something that
bothered you. If your wife did that thing and you
discarded her because of that before learning that you adore
her and you don't care that she has six eyes
six eyes or whatever, you know what I mean, Like,
it's silly, it's a silly thing.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
It's not necessary, Roble have this or.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I can't have this. It's like, get out of here.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Number three three shall.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Be the number that count, and the number of the
counting shall be three.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Were dead within three hours.

Speaker 10 (30:49):
Three security clearance level three.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
All three of you three. I got all three of
you guys for the rest of your nat be born live.
After that three days, they both start to stink.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's kind of a funny article but about there's a
new trend that gen zs are having sex in public?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Lie, you got two kids that are gen z? Are
they having sex on public toilets?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Not that I know of, thank god.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
But there's a funny It's written as sort of a conversation,
and one says, let me set the scene. You spy
a dishy stranger across a bar. The attraction is instant,
that urges are strong. What do you do? And the
response is, I assume I'm being honey trapped by a
government organization, because that would never happen to me.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Oh god, there's something wrong.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I've never I've never been in a public bathroom where
I've thought to myself, I want to have this is
where this is where it's going.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I have never done that.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
It's a bathroom. It's meant for.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
You know, you know, I have another podcast idea. Okay,
like crazy places you have had sex.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
You're looking at me, Elmer, all of you. Okay, number two,
what's going on you tube? There's two sons and no women.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
These two perpetrators here look pretty laughy and smiley.

Speaker 9 (32:17):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
The leng Key Small Animal Foundation in Tucson, Arizona, was
the scene where more than two dozen guinea pigs were
stolen early Tuesday. They said a security camera caught the
video of two people of interest, you mean the two
people who stole them. You could see two young women
putting a sock over the camera at the front door
of the sanctuary.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
They like about your.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Daughter's ages out there stealing guinea pigs.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
She's not in the state of Arizona. One board member
said he got chills watching the camera footage.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Chills. They're just taking guinea guinea pig.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Let's settle down, sir.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Here's number one and finally number weird, number one, number one.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
We're number one man. I decided to look out for
number one. Are you then one?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Number one?

Speaker 8 (33:05):
Number one?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
He just can't smell spell listen. Have you ever spent
any time in Phoenix? Yeah, I can't stand Phoenix. I
like spring Training, I like I like outside of Phoenix.
I like, you know, Phoenix suburbs, other places in Arizona
that are not called Phoenix. But man, I can't find
the silver lining in downtown Phoenix. So I understand that
someone's writing penis man all over the buildings.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Uh the it in eastbound on ramp at Seventh Avenue
in Phoenix, which is right near downtown. Graffiti of a giant,
the two words penis man giant, and they're all over
the play. Apparently they come in waves. Sorry, I didn't
mean to say it that way. Apparently the tags appear.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
What's wrong with waves?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh and and they're back. They've been seen in Tucson,
all around Phoenix. Not like he's saying a bad word.
He's saying penis.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Somebody got mad at us earlier, okay me earlier in
the week. How come you say penis on the radio
so much like it's a bad word, Although I think
he was advocating for a worse.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
He was advocating for words that you can't say.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
Right.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Although I hear people using that word on the radio,
and it's awful, all right, not for us. It's not
for us. I'm glad we agree on that.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Have fun in New York. We'll see on Monday. Okay,
thanks John Cobelt show us up next. We'll see you Monday.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Like I said, stay dry, everybody, blessings.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
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