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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
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We announced that the next one is coming up on Monday,
September twenty second. This may be you know how COVID
caused the NFL to play a game on every day
of the week at one point, Oh yeah, this is
It's not COVID, but this may be the very first
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time we've done a news and bruise on a Monday.
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We're going to be doing the News and Bruce.
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What was Dave Wee's thinking, Bjay's.
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Restaurant and brew House in West Covina, My goodness, right
there at Eastland Center again. That will be coming up
on September twenty second.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I mean, this may be the best Monday ever to
hit West Covina.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And listen.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
In the history of West Covina, there have been some
good Mondays, like what well, back in seventy eight there
was a good Monday. There were two back to back
in eighty four and eighty five, like the Spring of
eighty four, Spring of eighty five. There were a couple
of good Mondays in West Covina. They went through kind
of a they went through kind of a desert there,
but we're bringing them back a good Monday in West Covina.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
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pop culture. West Covena the setting for the US television
series Crazy Ex Girlfriend. The nineteen ninety seven Nickelodeon film
A Good Burger was filmed mostly in West Covina. See
let's see here, nobody is let's see there was an
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outfielder Tom Brunanski.
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Does that sure?
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Okay?
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Now home, Now, well we'll learn.
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To celebrate all things West Covina.
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We're gonna find out. Howdy do that?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
September twenty second? What else is going on? Time four?
What's happening?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I got this? I got this.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Troy Aikman born in West Covina.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Really, I didn't realized he was a California guy.
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Speaker 1 (03:24):
Federal agents searching the home of former Trump National security
advisor John Bolton looks at the behest of the president,
who has a severe personal problem with John Bolton. The
two are not friends anymore. John Bolton wrote that book
in twenty twenty, saying that Trump has zero foreign knowledge
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of how things work in terms of diplomatic relations, that
he only cares about his media strategy, that he asked
China and Russia to help him get elected. Trump is
not forgotten. But Trump also said today that he had
no advanced knowledge of the raids, but he would be getting.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
A briefing locally.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The parents of seven month old Emmanuel Harrow have been arrested.
This is just over a week after that baby was
reported kidnapped in u Kaipa. If you remember, mom said
she had pulled into a parking lot at a Big
five to change babies diaper and was hit from behind.
When she woke up, she said the baby was gone.
Both mom and dad have been arrested. Earlier this week,
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investigator seized a vehicle that belonged to dad. He is
a guy who several years ago pleaded guilty to wilful
cruelty to a child. They Sheriff's Department says they have
interviewed multiple people, including the father about what might have happened.
The vehicle was seized for evidence in the investigation. Just yesterday,
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Dad's attorney released a statement saying that Jake was cooperating
with law enforcement and investigators.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Not a surprise, unfortunately for this case.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
We've got three new flavors of Lays.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
This is exc everybody. Get ready?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Can I get a drum roll or some sort of fanfare? Okay,
I mean this is new potato chip flavors. This isn't
a church league.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Okay, church No, that's a little sacrilegious. Although Jesus may
like a chip. Who doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
The new Lay's flavors, headed to stores for a limited
time are Lai's Hot Sauce. I love hot sauce on
my just plain potato chips yum yum.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Kettle what kind of hot sauce that's important?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Topatio okay, kettle cooked cheesy buffalo dip is another flavor
that sounds like diarrhea yep. And then Lay's Wavy loaded
nachos That sounds good, kind of savory, maybe with a margarita.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
They said.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The loaded nachos chips provide a mix of cheese, spice, and.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I can see those being really good. Yeah, but
not the I don't know what the I don't cook
cheesy buffalo dip.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
What do you think about those?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Elmer?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
No, No, I would if I was, you know what
I mean, stoned or something.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I don't know, man, I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'd like, you'd want to go you'd want to lessen
the sensory overload if you're a little high. Is that
I like, like if I'm going to eat, if I'm
going to get high and eat chips, I'm gonna keep
it like simple and just do a potato chip.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
So you're to do like talkie, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I think that.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Oh.
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That's all I'm going to say about that.
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That's it.
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Okay, we're gonna make people think it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
All right, we're going to talk entertainment. We come back.
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Speaker 2 (07:46):
A big story out of DC area today is that
the FBI went through and searched the home and office
of John Bolton, former national security advisor to President Trump.
We also are seeing that the Justice to Partman is
putting out the transcript of the conversations between Todd blanche
except asist in Attorney General and Gallaine Maxwell. The The
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transcript of those interviews is being put out today, so
we'll see. That's going to dominate headlines over the next
couple of hours.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But yeah, are they picking and choosing what to put out? Like,
I didn't see anything inappropriate with Trump. They said they're
going to do the whole thing, So we'll see, we'll see.
I don't think that's what people were expecting.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
You know that Trump was, well.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
There's four preseason football games today that are going to
be a little bit more exciting than anything that comes
out of the transcripts.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I think I think you're right.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Okay. Heather Brooker joins us.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Talk about what's going on in the world of the
entertainments over the course of the next couple of days.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Baby, this is entertainment news.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So I love a smutty desert mystery, and that is
what Honey Don't is being billed as. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
So if you liked The Hunting Wives, yes, hold onto
your butts, because for I didn't like one character and
one character the same same. This is an epic sex
adventure in set in Bakersfield.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
So when they say dessert, I was thinking, like bomb, desert, same,
not same, Bakersfield not same.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
No, no, no, I mean same as an. I thought
that too. I was like, oh it desert, be like
you know something, No, it's Bakersfield.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
So we've got Margaret Qually. This isn't Ethan Cohen film.
Margaret Qually is in this.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
She was the young Demi Moor in Substance. Yes, no, yes,
you're right. Sorry, I have to think about that for
a second.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yes, Mark Quality is in it, Aubrey Plaza is in it,
Chris Evans is in it. A lot of great names
be cast. This is I don't know what I was
expecting when I saw this movie, but this wasn't it.
It's very much trying to be like a B movie.
Do you guys remember those classics like on purpose movies?
Like on purpose? Yeah, it's doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Whenever the Coen Brothers do something, I am I'm sorry,
I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
It's you're not gonna get this either. This very much
feel like that. It's very sexual, and it was surprising
how sexual this was. Like I was squirming in the theater.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
It's very sexual.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
It's very violent, and I was like, oh my god,
what am I? What have I done? That being said,
I think there is a specific group of people who
may enjoy this movie. Aubrey Plaza is fun to watch
in a different kind of character for her, Chris Evans,
wild sex scenes with Chris Evans. Yeah, it's like The
Hunting Wives, but in Bakersfield and a little bit. It
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tries to be a little noir too.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
It's just an unusual film. If you like it. If
you like those kind of weird indie movies, you'll enjoy
Hunting Don't.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
The rating includes the warning that it's not just nudity,
it's graphic news.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
It is graph penis.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
There's a lot, a lot, a lot of boobies, a
lot of penis really all of it. Wow, above a
lot of strap on.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I mean, whoa, yes, okay, yes, ma'am now in that
vein because we saw that in Hunting Wives and now
we're seeing it in this. Is this something that's indicative
of the culture or is this just something to shock
us because we've been shocked to no longer being shocked.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
It felt like to me like this was something that
they really trying to speak to a certain type of
movie goer. I'm talking about the strapping and the strapping
ons and that whole thing. I feel like maybe there
is a little bit of leaning into that side of
entertainment right now, just for the shock factory, all to
rebel against the norm. Okay, this movie, though, it was
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an interesting story, but it just it never went anywhere
like you're like, what are we doing? It was just
a series of like graphic sex and they're also trying
to solve a crime and a murder in there, and
then there's like a cult like church that Chris Evans
is the head of, but he's doing like naughty stuff
with his parishioners, with like who are wearing like s
and m gear. It's so are you guys? But I
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watched it for the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
And here, Wow, don't drag us into your mud.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I was like, I am gonna do this.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
This is a family program.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Oh all right, hello to the family who are listening.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Okay, So I enjoyed what.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
My twelve year old loved it, and me just say no,
I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I was like, no, don't touch it with your face.
Don't judge with your face. That was going on in
my head. I would never Okay. So I liked K
Pop Demon Hunters based on your daughter's recommendation.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I loved all the music it was.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
It was a fun watch, and I did miss out
on some of Keana had said that they cut out
a lot to make it more kids centric, sure, and
that there was, you know, plots that were not developed
that could have been developing. A lot left on the
cutting room floor.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Yeah, but now everybody's gonna get a chance to see
it on the big screen because AMC is doing a
special release this weekend only of K Pop Demon Hunters.
And it's not just the showing of the movie. It's
a sing along. Okay, get your vocal course. Have you
been in the theater? I have not.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I have not either.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
I you know what I feel like the people who
go to the sing alongs are going are knowing what
they're getting into. Uh, it's when you go to the
regular movie and people start singing like what was happening
with Wicked.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
That you're like, knock it off. If you're there knowing
that that's what you're doing, maybe it's great.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Yeah. No, for Wicked, that was happening a lot, and
people were like, this is not your movie. You're not
starring in the show. Knock it off. But if you
know going into it you're buying a ticket to sing,
then you know what you're getting into.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, now their sing along and we don't know because
we've never been. But I'm wondering if it's like the
karaoke where people think that they really are really exceptional
singers and they're.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Going to be heard.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
If you are in a room with two hundred of
your closest friends. It kind of evens out. It's probably better,
like the larger the choir, the more the more bad
singers you can have.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
It kind of drowns everybody out a little bit. It
all just sounds like one massive like yelling and everyone's
trying to outdo each other because maybe they're going to
get discovered at the Bourbank AMC. I don't know it
can happen.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Oh, I forgot.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Sharing that from personal experience. Totally forgot the la angle
Tes sing along.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
It's one of the reasons why I don't like going
to karaoke in la Is because my first moved here.
My friends would invite me and I'm like yay, And
then you go and people are like, all of a sudden, serious,
serious about it, and they're dropping like Broadway styles songs
and I'm over here like I've been a bad, bad
girl like my f and they're like, ma'am, they're bringing
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out the hook, like man.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I've been asked to leave karaoke bars because I screw around.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I'm there to have fun. What's your go to karaoke song?
What are you? What's your every time?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Say it? It's not that it's a bust to move By.
That's also a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
The last time I said karaoke, I almost led to
a divorce.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I'm not sure. My go to is The Gambler Kenny.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Rogers because I can kind of talk through it.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
I was not blessed with a voice talking talk.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
That's great others that are coming.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Out, some other movies. Definitely add Lurker to your list.
This is an indie film and it it is sort
of like single white female meets male influencers in l A.
It is creepy, it is visually really interesting and unique
a thriller. Love a movie that shot in l A
as well, So definitely add that one to your list.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Replay replay Sawmed was so fantastic in the Drummer movie.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yes, Gary loses his hearing.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yes I can't think of it so great in that movie,
but I'm glad he's to see It's good to see
him again.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yes, this movie is getting a lot of really great reviews.
It's it's also going to be one to add to
your list if you're only going to go see one
or two movies too. Maybe Beat the Heat Relay is
a good one as well. Suspense thriller, unique take on it,
which is hard to do these days. So yeah, excellent,
thank you, Thanks guys, thank you. I've been.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
What you learned this week on the Gary and Shannon
Show and our nine news nuggets.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
You need to know when we come.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I want to watch that so badly.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
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Speaker 3 (16:52):
Well, all the stuff that happened is going to happen.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Like, did you want to what any specific headlines you
want to talk about before we wrap up the week?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Like? No, excitingly, I don't want to talk about any
headline I want to talk about rating. No, No, I
only want fun at this point in my day on
a Friday X. Who else is gonna wear a cone
on their head and on nothing but underwear and boots
out there in West Hollywood tonight.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I mean, if I wasn't leaving town.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
We know that.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Is that right? They look good?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I mean I'm not a real judge of lil Na's
X or whatever.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
You're a good judge of men.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Oh? Is that what I am?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I didn't realize that that's a button?
Speaker 9 (17:37):
Hey, Gary, Shannon Thomas here and truck driving through Oklahoma. Hey,
I just want you to know you all like boring
at all. And since I'm in the Bible belt, you
should play some trumpets of Jesus.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh we can do that.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Hell yeah, we can.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Hell yeah, you can't say that. Who are you? I'm
hell yeah? You are a man.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
We are We're an insane asylum. We are a freaking
insane inside.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
They should lock the doors from you.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
I should be arrested.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
What you learned this week on the Gary and Channon Show.
These are the things that maybe little little facts that
stuck in between the cracks of us talking about stupid stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And okay, it blew your nose right there.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Something came out this week on the garyan Channon Show.
I learned about an inbound interstellar comic called.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Three I Hats Yeah, bring it.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Its trajectory suggests that it comes from outside our solar system.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
It does you know?
Speaker 7 (18:49):
When it comes to Astromat, you guys are the best.
You're the brightest star in the darkest sky. Oh you'll
have a good weekend, see by.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That makes me really happy. You're the brightest light in
the darkest sky.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
I guess this is Matt from Mission viejo, Hey Matt,
And this week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I
learned that I don't want to be in front of
old bumper car Farren when I'm out driving. I think
we know how mister bumper post got his name.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
I love you all right now, Why don't we just
dial back a little bit?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
All right?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
I have a car with me right now.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Still sensitive?
Speaker 10 (19:24):
Hey Gary, Hey Shannon, It's Johnny Shannon, Connecticut. What did
I learn this week on the garyan Shannon Show, Gary
and Shannon, Well, some thirty eight years ago, when I
was in college, if my friends and I should happen
to see a pretty girl, one of us would always comment, wow,
I wouldn't kick her out a bit freedom crackers. In
all those years, since we had never met, seen, or
heard of such a unique person, we thought they didn't exist, much.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Like a unicorn.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Well, this week I learned that unicorns do exist.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
Have a good weekend, okay, Gary and Sannon. What I
learned this week is Sannon's got a career head of
her in the demolition derby. Oh boy, Gary has no
game and in addition, he's an exhibitionists fully established. Oh boy,
you guys, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
When did you become an exhibitionist this week?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
But I took my shoes off.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
What I learned the Gary and Shannon Show this week
is that Carry doesn't like people looking at his feet.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I don't mind.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I have to do that on that feet piece.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
That's a foot person either.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
But apparently Gary's got some beautiful feet.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
They fans account.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
No, you make money off those things.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You know.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
There's the pal mall of people with their hands.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
You could be the guy.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I knew, a guy whose wife was a foot and
hand model.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I will say, and I don't mean I mean this
in the nicest way possible. They're like a woman's foot there.
They look like they've been well cared for.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Just wash them and wear shoes.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Good morning, Gary and Shannon, Happy Friday. What I learned
this week on The Gary and Shannon Show is a
plethora of things. Not to forget that Gary has pretty feet.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Shannon has a foot fetish.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
He might be putting Gary's feet on a only fan,
no Carl listener.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Carl may have a drinking problem.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
And uh yeah, there's more that I learned. But those
are my big takeaways from yesterday.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Love you, I bite and Carl's defense, he was there
for four plus hours and had four I think light beers,
not that I was counting, No.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I think he was announcing. That's what it was.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Hey, there what I learned from Gary and Channon this
week that Gary got a pair of sandals, but they
got him the wrong ones.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
He needed those orthopedic ones.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
That Jesus wore orthopedic style, and especially the ones with
the tire treads.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
How about that.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
My dad had go Gary, go.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Go get or go gadget, go gadget is you know
my inspector gadgets shoes at rolls of somebody with drinking
pro I don't think that Jesus had an orthopedic doctor.
Pretty certain that Jesus did not wear orthopedics. I think
Jesus worked it out. You know, whatever plant or fasci
ey dos he dealt with, he dealt with well. He
(22:20):
was also what a carpenter.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
No, he could cure himself if he needed to.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
That's not true to me.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
It's not true.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Where in the Bible does say Jesus cured him.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I'm not saying he did. I'm saying he could have.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
I don't know. He's not a superhero.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
He's not you know the you know, the superhero that
can cure himself, the glass guy or the anti glass
guy is unbreakable guy.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
This week on Garan Cannon, I learned that I am
completely depressed.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I was hoping that least Gary would have ugly feet.
Oh sorry, but now that I know his.
Speaker 10 (22:56):
Speed are perfect along with his you want to scam
the never ages and just you know what, life is always.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Perfect everything he does. Good point, I'm generally depressed.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Not true, it's a good point. It's kind of a
good point.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I'm going to hide the cracks from you, so why would.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You, Well, we don't need to see any more of
your cracks. I'll tell you that it's time for.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Our nine news nugget. You need to know.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
We start, as always with our honorable mention, honorable.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
Mention, not supposed to mention, honor serving with you.
Speaker 10 (23:37):
Great and honorable Moses.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Huh A leading I just wonder how you get into
this line. I mean, how you get into this line
of business and then you are still in it at
eighty three years old. This is a leading car conservationalist
conservationists excuse me. In South Africa has been charged with
smuggling rhino horns worth fourteen million dollars. His name's John
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Hume and he is the former owner of what is
thought to be the world's largest rhino farm, denying allegations
now that he trafficked the horns from South Africa to
East South Asia.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
His former farm was home to about two thousand southern
white rhinos. That's a lot of that's a lot of horns.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
What do they eat?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
What rhos eat? That's it?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
You get that big off. Just plants.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, that's why vegetarians are massive people.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It's probably not. I haven't checked out that.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Theory yet, but that's the thing I don't understand. I mean, yes,
rhinos are herbivores. They eat plants, grasses, leaves, twigs, barks, bark, fruits, roots.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
How come like vegetarians we know are all very spelt.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
It's a good question. Here's number nine. We're not going
to tackle.
Speaker 11 (25:00):
I did nine plays some.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Question nine times out of partners left, I speak nine languages, yeah, right,
basically everybody at table.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Then we are ready to go another nine and niner?
Did I guess It's about the portion control, pors and control.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Like a rhino may just eat pounds and pounds and
pounds and pounds of plants.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Sure, but I thought you could do that. I thought
you could.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Weight watchers tells you that vegetables are no points, no points.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You gotta tell the rhinos that. A couple of blue dragons.
I have never seen this creature before in my life.
Blue dragons found on the beaches of Guardamar del Segura
on the Alecante province of Spain. The beaches were closed
because these Glaucus Atlanticus were found in the waters. They're beautiful,
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aren't They typically only about four centimeters in length. It
looks like a sea slug crossed with a bird of
some kind.
Speaker 8 (25:57):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
They're known to be foraging predators with tenicles that hold
highly poisonous stinging cells. They use them both for hunting
and for self defense. If stung, they say, rinse with
salt water, go to a first aid station or health center.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Their bite can cause nausea, pain, and vomiting.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
That sounds like fun.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Good space.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Get all the plants you want before that.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Here's number eight.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
A clive is bowled every eight second listening to eight
different bosses drawn on about mission statements here.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You know, it's hard to run a funeral home all
those dead bodies. I mean, look at the La County
Corner's office. Remember when the scandal was all the potties
piling up in the in the hallways on top.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Of each other.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Sometimes you run out of space. And that's what happened
in Colorado, a.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Couple of a couple of bodies found in a room
behind a door hidden by a cardboard display as inspectors
were going into the Davis Mortuary in Pueblo, about one
hundred and ten miles south of Denver.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
For years, Colorado has some of the weakest rules for
funeral homes in the nation. No routine inspections or qualification
requirements for funeral funeral home operators. I have a question,
what's the big deal? I mean, if your operator, is
it a biohazard for surrounding neighborhoods, some sort of odor?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
There's odor?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yes, yeah, I don't know about a biohazard. It's more
about the fraud that would potentially be involved. If you
expected your love, your deceased loved one to have been
cremated and they give you ashes, but your loved one
is sitting behind a door, behind a cardboard disc.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
But that's not the allegation here.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
The allegation here is that there were just bodies that
were decomposing.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Right, they could have been unplaimed.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Fraud because they did say that.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
They made The coroner said he may have given fake
ashes to the relatives who had sought cremation.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I didn't get to that part. Yeah, that's a problem.
You got to test your ashes.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
I don't know how you do that.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Is that you, dad?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Here's for seven the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
We're on seventh day with a government seven seven.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Seven years of college down to drain, seven seven seven days.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I've been through Kennewick and it's a place to speed. Kennewick, Washington.
A twenty one year old driver was arrested after being
caught speeding on her way to pay a speeding ticket.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I feel like Kennewick was kind of messy, wasn't it. Yeah,
the whole tri cities Kennewick, Pasco.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, and then another city Kennewick, Pasco.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Forgettable.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, forgettable Washington. This is about nine in the morning.
Traffic officer observed a sedan illegally passing another vehicle in
in the oncoming lane about nine in the morning. She
would doing seventy four in a thirty five. She had
just received that previous speeding ticket about two weeks earlier.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Don't don't do it.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Richland, Richland, Richland, Kennewick, Pasco. Here's number six.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I got six, you got six, she got six, number six.
There's six more weeks of winter. What picture of me,
Rabbi and six drunken longshorem minyo. We just dick you
in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
I don't have to guy, sick down drink.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Another shack.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Fisherman was bitten while posing for a photo with a shark,
to which I say, if you're gonna pose with a
shark for a photo, you deserve a bite.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
You run the risk. You at least run the risk.
In this case, it just happened on Saturday. The guy
was on a birthday fishing trip with his friends at
Kyo Costa, which is an island near Boca Grande, Florida.
Poses with a lemon shark and he's holding its mouth
when the shark jerks out of his hand and bites
him for swimming off into the surf.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Zero sympathy.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Why is this even news?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Like? Why did People magazine waste the ink to print
this story?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
And I'm kind of surprised they didn't start the headline
with Florida man.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah, here's number five for five.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
I have five rules.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
We begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Five mitt monkeys.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
This is the year five point five.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Wid me a favorite, loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Now this make may make news and Bozeman, Montana, but
around here is this a Tuesday? And it happened on
a Tuesday where twenty four year old man and Bozeman.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Was driving at approximately.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
One hundred and twenty miles per hour and does not
play for the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Two tires missing. Deputies responded to this call. They found
him in a park on the ground.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He told them he had had about ten drinks and
had taken a Xannex earlier. Now, I would just like
to take a moment to salute this man for telling
the truth. This man didn't get pulled over and say
I had two beers.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I only had two.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Bears or two glasses of wine. Two bears too, Because
you know that they know, you didn't just have one,
but three is too many, so everyone lands on two.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
And it's so cliche.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
And by the way, people there saw him stumble out
of the car throwing a bag into a trash can.
The officers found the bag in the trash can, which
contained a little bit of MDA, a little bit of psilocybin, mushrooms,
a little bit of LSD, and a little bit of meth. Well,
there's something for everybody, there isn't there.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I mean on top of the Zana guy.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Know, this is a guy we talked about earlier who
was a people pleaser.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Oh that's a good point.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
He he's going wherever he's going, and he's got the
mollie for those people. He's got the mushrooms for the
shroom people, he's got the LSD. And about the cocaine people,
do they yet meth? I don't think their version? Yeah, yeah,
what do you think he sounded like when they pulled
him out.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
He's number four, probably on his fourth pranqualizer by now
comander number four.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
This isn't the same way.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
This mugshot looks like Michael Keaton Different Life Choices nineteen
eighty nine, And.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
This guy does not look forty two. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
But forty two year old Scott Desiroth charged with child endangerment.
He was pulled over last week vehicle driving recklessly in
your mile marker forty Sheriff's office there in Florida observe
the vehicle driving into oncoming traffic and swerving. Two kids
in the vehicle, ages seven.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
And he kind of looks like the little devil on
the bottle of fireball?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Doesn't he a strong odor of alcohol? He misidentified his location,
He gave the wrong direction of travel.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Where you areheaded? I'm headed Orlando?
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Or is the look?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I got him headed? They picked him up.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
He said that he shouldn't be taken to jail because
he works for Immigration and Customs enforcement.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
And does he?
Speaker 9 (33:26):
Does?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
He not?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
He's okay.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Number three three shall be the number count and the
number of the counting shall be three.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Were dead within three hours.
Speaker 10 (33:35):
Three security clearance level.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Three, all three of three. I got all three of
you guys for the rest of your na being born live.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Three chicken nuggets can tell you a lot of things. Now,
they can't tell you what part of the chicken they
came from, but they can tell.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
You where you're getting hacked.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
There is a security re searcher, a guy who goes
by the name Bob d Hacker. Okay, he got onto
the McDonald's customer service line to warn them that they
had a security breach. He said people could get free
chicken nuggets by taking advantage of the client side only
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reward point validation system. The guy at McDonald's who answered
answered the phone said, sorry, misterd Hacker, we're too busy
to take the report. So apparently Bob de Hacker then
published the way that everybody could get free McNuggets because
McDonald's was too busy to change.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
What a hero.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I love a McNugget years.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh, they're so good. I don't care that they're not chicken.
What are they? Well, their chicken is what are they?
I don't know, but that that tangy barbecue sauce.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
God is good.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
At that point, the chicken just were whatever it is,
just becomes a spoon for that.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
That's exactly what.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Here's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
You two?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
We got two fingers one two the two people. There's
two sons and no women.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
You don't find this on a river cruise on the Seine,
No you don't.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
You find it on a carnival cruise, that's for sure.
You find everything on a carnival cruise. And we just
extolled the virtues of a chicken nugget. I mean chicken tenders.
They do something to a person. A wild video shows
a all out brawl on a carnival cruise ship because
passengers were throwing punches over chicken tenders. Now, I remember
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being out on a cruise ship and it.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Was one of those cruises.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't remember the line, but you know, the cruise
ship companies they buy these little islands out in the Caribbean, right,
They buy these little islands and then they make it
one of their stops. There's some sort of tax shelter
racket that I read about years ago, and I don't
remember what it is, but that's why they do it.
And I remember there was an excursion to go out
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to this island and it was called Coco k And
you go out to this island and there's nothing there,
like it's just a mound of sand, but they had
putting up makeshift little things to make it look like
it was a fun Like if you're a kid you
bought in, you were like, this is so cool, right,
But you're an adult, you're like, what a freaking racket.
(36:23):
They've got to stop here because of whatever the rules
are where they get.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
This big tax break.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Anyway, the food was late getting out to the cruisers. Okay,
the lunch was supposed to be at like noon and
it's one and something happened where the lunch isn't served.
And when it was, they rang a big bell like
they're literally alerting pigs to the trough and the people
came thundering through the sand. And I mean, I've never
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seen people so hungry to get at that, you know,
what was a free lunch or what have you.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
And they were they were throwing elbows.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I mean it was inside the paint in that line
to get whatever.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
That food was.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
This cruisers are serious about their foods and you do
not get in the way of their foods, and you
certainly don't make it late.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
This is also uh late, very early in the morning,
two am, so people have tied everything on from point
four sheets to the winds from twenty passengers men and
women become involved in this violent fight over the chicken
tenders at two in the morning.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
I mean, but chicken tenders at two in the morning.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
If you're gonna do if you're gonna fight of our
chicken tender, it's going to be at two in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Here's number one weird, number one.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Number one.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
We're number one, Ben.
Speaker 10 (37:47):
Number one.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Are you the number one row?
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Number one?
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Number one, number one?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I want to know how you are going to explain
this one.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Oh no, I did the Cruiser story.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
This is in the We're the Weird trends. Hamstering might
be one of the weirdest. Yet tell me more.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
What do you mean it's I think it's impossible for
me to explain what that means.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
What does it involve?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
It involves an act of love between two people who
care about each other very much. So it does not
involve a hamster. This isn't a Hugh Grant. I don't
mean this.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I don't mean to slander anyone who was it with
the hand gear right. Allegedly Hugh Grant got the hooker,
Richard got the hamster.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, allegedly, what a wild time. No, it's it involves
a sunroof. It involved I assume at that point you're
scratching the top of the car. But there's one person
in the car and one person not in the car.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
What makes it a hamstering one person in the.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Car, That's all I'm gonna say. The John Cobelt shows
up next.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Is the person that is outside the car on the
roof of the car? Yeah, through the sunroof, and then
Conway and then Mo and then we'll see on Monday.
Is there a KFI all weekend? Is there a part
of the person that's inside the car? Stay drive everybody,
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I'm just confused. Say it lest Thanks.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
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Speaker 2 (39:21):
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