April 18, 2025 • 41 mins
#WhatsHappening. Entertainment Report with Heather Brooker. The film "Sinners" might attract some viewers away from "A Minecraft Movie," which is still expected to remain in the top spot. "A Minecraft Movie" is currently the 17th highest-grossing film of all time, with $296 million in domestic earnings. Additionally, Mr. Darcy is set to return to celebrate the 20th anniversary of "Pride and Prejudice." Families can also enjoy "The Legend of Ochi" or "Sneaks" this weekend, along with events like Coachella and the Renaissance Faire! #WIL & #NNNYNTK
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hey guys, this is Erica from Studio City.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Hi Erica, I have such an instant crush on your
new Australian producer.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I know, right, my god, amazing.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
She's fantastic, that's uh. And all I know about her
is that she has bunnies as pets and there are
ashes in some sort of urn on the mantle.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, it's Gary and Shannon. Something to keep note of.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I loved that last segment so much too. My face
truly hurts from smiling.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
This is exactly what Friday on a gloomy Day needs,
just a little bit of silliness and fun. Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
So to the new producer, you're amazing.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
To everyone else in that, I don't know who it
is with the one with the good boys, very good
love you.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, that's I mean. It was really outstanding and it
made me happy too. And it's funny because when we
started the show, we're like, here we are in day
four or five of absolute hell. When it comes to
the gloom outside, no sunshine and I said, we're gonn
do some fun today, and I go, I don't know
what it's going to be, but we're.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
New something fun. And then the ladies stepped up and
they made it happen, hit it out of the park.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Really, I'm sorry that you were outstaged, Gerry, Heather. I
don't know if you know this, but upstaged, not outstaged.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Something different, is it?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
No, no, okay, I don't even know, Heather.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I don't know if you know this, but Gary has
been known to dabble in adult theater from time to time.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
I do know that, but I wasn't sure if I
should bring it up.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Not musical stuff. I'm not a musical guy.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And we learned that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I mean, no, No, you do have a you do
have a beautiful voice, but Heather is classically.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Like.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Heather has like a voice you could sell like I
could sell her voice like she could. She could bring
people in from the streets that you couldn't you could
you could.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
I'm I'm feeling we might need an album. We need
like a like this is your chance to get in
the Grammy race. We need a Gary and Shannon album.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Sutly more of a sample from both of you together.
I think you have the makings of a good duo.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Let's do it.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
I'm all in.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
People will say we're in love. It's perfect.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
People will come ray, They will most definitely go, that's
baseball the same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Really?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, Field of Dreams. You've never heard a theater of dreams. No,
he's a theater. It's an amphitheater. There's built in a
cornfield in Iowa.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
And they did Taming of the Shrew. Oh yeah, and
they've been doing it consistently every night, twice on Saturdays
since nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Is this true?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
No? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
A lot of detail?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
What else is going on? Time for what's happening? Sometimes
I can tell when I see your face that you're
going to fall for or whatever I'm about to say.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, that was a lot of detail. If you kill someone,
you might get away.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
With it, all right. So the stories out of out
of l Salvador continue. Senator Chris van Holland has confirmed
that he did, in fact meet with Kilmar Abrego Garcia,
the man whom the Trump administration said was mistakenly deported
to El Salvador in March. They met. I don't know
if you saw a president. It wasn't Trump, it was
(03:27):
the White House. The White House Twitter account posted a
picture of Senator Van Holland meeting with kilmar Abrego Garcia
alongside a picture of President Trump meeting with a woman
whose daughter was killed by an illegal immigrant, and the
caption only said, we are not the same. The story
(03:47):
out of Florida State University. Two men killed at least
six others hurt in that shooting that we told you
about all day yesterday on the campus in Tallahassee. And
the shooter was identified by police as a Florida State
student and the sun of a sheriff's deputy. The sheriff's
deputy's weapon, her own personal gun, was one that was
(04:07):
used to shoot the people. The shooter was shot was
also apprehended and is now in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Maeric is only rare Earth's mind has fielded calls from
anxious companies ever since China responded to Trump's tariffs by
limiting exports of seven heavy metals.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Talked about it this week. These are medals.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Called the rare earth metals that are very instrumental in
building things like electronic vehicles, fighter jets, smartphones, things like
this Trump pushing for new minds, but this mine is
getting a lot of calls, people saying how much can
(04:46):
you produce?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Can you produce more? In Omaha.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Good Friday around the world, which is almost a misnomer.
Good Friday itself, of course celebrated by Christians, the day
that he was crucified and died, and then a resurrection
comes on Easter. That's why it's good. It had one
thing had to happen for the other thing to happen.
(05:11):
But it is not a giant celebration necessarily. Hayley Joel
Osmond known for many things, but the sixth sense is
probably his most important role.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I see dead people.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
He is apologizing for using an anti Semitic slur during
his arrest at Mammoth.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He looks like a problem. There's footage that he got
into it with people working the chair lift. There's a
whole line of people when to get on the chair lift.
You can tell he's intoxicated and he went on a
rant with the cops. It's another one of those stories, unfortunately,
of child stars running a foul with substances and police interactions.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Shall we say.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
This is a guy who is screaming out for some help.
And I don't just mean that to say that it's
a Hollywood star ripped on something yelling at people. He's
posted many times, as has his sister, that they're pretty
devastated by the Eton fire. Now they're not the only ones.
I'm not saying that they deserve any more help than
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anybody else. This guy's very publicly saying that this was
a devastating loss to him. He lost his home, his
parents lost their home, and he's not dealing with it
very well. Seems pretty clear.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Apparently he used slurs against Jewish people when the arresting
officer was speaking to him as well. Why is his
loss in the fire greater than anybody else's.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
No, it's not, But I mean it's clearly saying he's
having a hard time, and not an excuse but an
explanation that this guy's been through some stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
He had a DUI back in two thousand and six.
But other than that, Ben hasn't gotten caught.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It was on the Morning Show and I remember doing
this really easy joke of I see drunk people. It
was too easy. Next week's NFL Draft, the Rams are
going to make their selections in the draft from the
LA Fire Department's Air operations base in Van Eyes. They
say they're going to do it from there to honor
the first responders who reacted to the deadly wildfires back
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in January.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Well, Heather Brooker not only has a beautiful singing voice,
but she also keeps us abreast of everything going on
in the entertainment industry here in Los Angeles, and she
will be getting you ready for your weekend with our
entertainment report when we return.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Heather Brooker saved me from the hell that I descended
into this week when I was lazy and decided to
watch Farmer Wants a Wife from my entertainment.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
I mean, there are worse ways, maybe only like one
way said, not many. But there's a lot of fun
coming to the box office this weekend. If you're a
little tired of the Minecraft movie, you've already seen it.
You know, if you're over the Chicken Jockey, you can
go and see Sinners. This is gonna be the big
(08:14):
movie opening this weekend from director Ryan Coogler and the
stars Michael B. Jordan, and the two have worked together
quite a bit let me tell you, guys how this
film is being described. He did, yes, m M, and
will Conda forever as well. So let me tell you
how the critics have been describing this movie, and you
tell me if this is something you want to go see.
(08:36):
One critic says it is lush, enveloping, historical phantasmic oracle,
phantasmic oracle, social panorama from dusk till Dawn, vampire film
that gets to the wages of sin in Black America.
That is creative writing, right, somebody is at thesaurus. I'm
(08:59):
not a big horror movie fan. This movie looks terrifying,
it looks eerie, it's creepy, it's creative. It's getting a
ton of positive reviews. And I think if anybody is
gonna maybe you know, put a notch in the minecraft movies,
a top box office draw, it's gonna be sinners for
sure this weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is this a Western?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
It's set in like the Delta, the you know, the
Old South, And it is not a Western.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
It's like this.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It was nineteen thirty two.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
I see now, Okay, it's a time. It's a period piece,
but it's not a Western. It's got this eerie they're vampires,
and honestly, just the trailer alone is terrifying. So if
you really like these eerie, suspenseful movies, and plus I
have to give a shout out too because this is
an original film. People are always saying we're tired of remakes,
we don't want to see another rehash of an eighties movie. Well,
(09:52):
this is an original story, an original script and concept
from Ryan Coogler, and I think definitely worth your time
at the box office this weekend. If you're not into that,
you can go check out Andrew On's The Wedding Banquet.
It is a remake we can, a remake of ang
Lee's nineteen ninety three classic about two queer couples who
propose a fake marriage in order to help Lee played
(10:13):
by Lily Gladstone, pay for her IVF treatment. So not
a lot of options at the box office this weekend,
but those are two I think that are going to
do well. But I'm very excited about this next one.
You guys, can I play a little something and you
tell me what you think it's from?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, okay, you have bewitched me, buddy, and so I
love to be parted from.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
You from this day that is ye Miami, Am I right?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I loved and Prejudice.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Oh my gosh, me too.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh my god, in that moment, little Darcy.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
And the hand moment, Oh my god, listen if you
know talking about do you want to tell him what
the hand moment is?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Now?
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I want. I'm to ruin that for me as well.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
You cannot take that. Fans of Pride and Prejudice immediately
got a little titter when I played that sound clip.
That's because you know, mister Darcy is coming back to
the big screen this weekend to celebrate the twentieth anniversary
of Pride and Prejudice. I love this movie. It's there's
just something deeply romantic about it. So again, if you
(11:19):
don't want to see minecraft or horror movie, Pride and
Prejudice is a great option.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I love their relationship. I love the hard to get stuff.
I love the helping or into the carriage. I love
all of it.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
It's just so well done. And to be fair, I
think it is my favorite of all of the Pride
and Prejudice movies well, and there's been so many.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I love the book and the movie holds up and
that's so rare.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Especially with a period piece.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
And it's so crazy to me that Matthew McFadden, who
plays mister Darcy, was on severans like, it's the same actor,
the same guy.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh my goodness, that's gonna that's gonna change everything for me.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
It's so good for parents though, if you have little
kid and you want to take them to see something
other than Minecraft movie again the legend of Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
My god, I never placed him as that husband and
I only watched the Session for like five episodes because
I couldn't stomach it, and he's one of the reasons.
And oh my god, that is I did not know
that was the same guy.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Did I say, Severance, I know what you meant Session, Yes,
thank you, I know what you meant. I realized them
and I was like, oh shoot, that's all right, Yes,
my god, oh.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
The same mister Darcy.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
So now Minecraft looks a little better, doesn't it. Dreckonrocker.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
You could go see Legend of Ochi, which looks really sweet,
and the new movie called Sneaks.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Hold on, it's Legend of Ochie. I've seen some of
the stills from this. Yeah, it's it's baby Yoda with
a jacket.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Yes, but here's what people are loving about this is
that Number one, it's an original story, but also it's
sort of like this throwback to those fantasy epic films
of the early eighties.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You like never ending story.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Yes, that's right if you love that. And apparently it's
done really really well. The the animation, the live action,
all of it together is really really well done. So
that's a good option, I think too. And sneaks, I
don't know. This tells the story of of you know,
from a sneaker's perspective, your tennis, your tennis. I say
tennis shoes. Do you say sneakers or tennis shoes, Tennis
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shoes or.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Shoes just California, they've just been shoes.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I don't even care anymore what they're called because I'm
so upset about mister Darcy going on Secession.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Succession whatever. The Secession is a different movie.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It is that when we see the government pull away
from the rest of them whatever. I don't like any
of it.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
You're over it now.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's ruined for me, one of my favorite characters of
all time. You were saying I was going to ruin
something for you.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I was somehow sorry. Heather sneaks in. It just completely
drops a giant steaming turd on that.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
You know what, Get yourself a little buttery popcorn. Yeah,
to the movie and just have your moment again reconnect
with mister Darcy, and I feel like.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It will all come back to you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Well, and also, you guys really quickly last weekend of Coachella.
I know you're pumped, but there's still time to go.
And if you don't want to go to Coachella, there's Woodchella.
Have you heard of Woodchella?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
No, this is.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Woody Harrelson's version of Coachella, which is for twenty friendly,
happening on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Of course Woody Harrelson.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Huh, Woody Harrelson, Who the thunk I'm reading the book about.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Hey, Mitch, right now, there you go?
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Will you could head on over on Sunday if you
want to his four to twenty friendly Woodchella happening in LA.
And also, guys, don't judge me, but I'll be at
the Rent Fair this weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I love the Renaissance Fair, do you kidding?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Come on? Give me a corset and an unflattering shirt
any day?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Kind of turkey leg hot glass? I meant to wash
it all down.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yes, I love all the booths, I love the leatherwork.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Do you dress up when you go?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You're damn right, I do well. I haven't gone since
nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But careful what you wish for here, Gary's like, whoa,
I love the Renaissance Fair. I think you would love it,
Gary Gye, love the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I'd like you'd love dressing up. I love that you
think I haven't been to the Renaissance. Whoa that somehow
that you're introducing me to a new culture here.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
No, I but but you haven't. Have you dressed up? Okay?
All right? Apparently he works there and I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Well, I love it, and I'm excited to go. I'm
going with the whole family.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Are you not allowed to go to the Renaissance Fair?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Renaissance?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, well, so I nailed it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
No, that's not me. I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You don't know that it's not you.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I would I would be uh, I aged out of it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
That is what I'll say. Okay, I'll give you that.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Twenty year old me, twenty seven year old, thirty year
old yea, even thirty year old me maybe.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
But there was a point where you're like, no, Mark,
you know you're.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Not dead yet. You still have a pulse. Get out
there and live in my acceptable face. Still have a pulse.
Oh my god, Heather, thank you as always, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
We will do what you learned this week on the
Gary and Shannon Joe cowing up in just a couple
of minutes, and then we round out the week with
our nine news nuggets. You need to know a reminder. Tonight,
the Dodgers take on the Rangers down in Texas. First
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Speaker 2 (16:31):
It was funny.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
I know.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
That's why I keep bringing it because it's funny.
Speaker 11 (16:35):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
She comes on on Friday to do an entertainment report.
I think that I am not in the minority when
I say it would be fun if like every Friday
we picked a song from a musical and you and
Heather could kind of do it just for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Do it or do it same?
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yeah, I'm up for either. By the way, I just
want to put that out there. Heather, you realize that
she's saying you would have to sing with Meah.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Let's do it, get it, do it, do it?
Speaker 7 (17:09):
If I'm in full support of this, I feel I
smell a Grammy.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I do too, smell something. I smell something.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
About a Grammy.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
But I support this idea.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I do too. Is it so I'll pick the song?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh no? Do you guys want to give me an
approved list?
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Is it just musicals or can are we doing hip hop?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I will rap Carrie.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I don't know if he's a rapper or if it's
just about them thugs.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Maybe maybe Gary could be the one in the background
going yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I cannot do that.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And I'll tell you that I know he can dance
a little bit. White boy can dance.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I don't know about that. Parts of me can.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Not so good guys, For twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
In two thousand and two, a doctor in Massachusetts left
a spinal surgery to go to one of these. And
that's not what the FD I see insurance is for?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
What a stupid question. It's stupid. Why would you know this?
It's like an anecdotal what is a bank?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
How dumb?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Not dumb, stupid screen.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
That one who played third base.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
For the Montreal Expos in nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
In ninety four, Oh, they were pretty good in it something. Yeah,
the strike shortened season. No of those. I don't know's
good answer. What I've learned about it?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I found it.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I found it is really annoying with that age, which
it's not funny.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
Bo just say Alex, No one cares.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, okay, you grow up. Everybody gets still.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well today is it the clouds?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
It was Sean Berry, by the way, he played third
base for the Montreal Expos in nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Okay, I bet you could name the manager Felipe lu Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Shannon isn't going to China for no hot dogs.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, thanks Clay, Gary, Shannon Gritty's.
Speaker 12 (19:30):
This is Michael from DORKO and I gotta tell you
what I learned today was cocaine liquor and a good
ski place to go to is a really good callbo,
So I just I agree.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
With you on that one. Okay, see ya, thank you?
Okay skiing, Oh right right, Rammo.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
Today I learned that Shannon is an absolute wealth of
information on the age old cleavage to crucifix ratio.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Thank you, thank you for clearing.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I would love to take credit for that, but that
was all Gary. Gary was the one who came up
with the adage that was born today.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So it's not old, the cleavage.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Should not exceed see the size of the cross, and
it's not a crucifix because Jesus isn't on your chest.
Speaker 9 (20:21):
Right Hey, Gary and Shannon, what I learned this week
on your show everybody needs to have a Deborah. Find
your Deborah. Second, hidden yoga places shouldn't be so hidden
or even has somebody to lose their.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
S amen brother, bye bye, sir.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week is Gary thinks hugging a strange woman for thirteen
seconds or so is okay, dude, you know what ten
seconds things start warming up downstairs if you know what
I mean. Oh no, it's a strange woman though it's
your wife or girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Go for it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I don't think things start working. That's a.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Did you wet your pants?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
This week I'm Gary Shannon Show. We find out that
Gary is a kala hugger.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Yes, he lackses onto you and talks to you for
a long time.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I'm Gary, and I'm a kowala hugger.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
You do tend to Was it the eighteen second hug
or was twenty twenty? Remember when you made Oscar hug
you for twenty seconds on the regular when Oscar was
our producer.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, it helped, it helped.
Speaker 13 (21:31):
What Hello, Gary and Shannon. What I've learned is that
iHeart radio is the best. I was in Dallas for
a funeral and why of course it's sad, but I
could tune into you guys, and you put a smile
on my face, and that's what it's all about.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I wonder who died, so probably a lot of people
in Dallas, somebody in the Biggs metropolitan area.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
Hey, Gary and Shannon, this is John from Norco. So
this week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Shannon gets all tongue tied for some reason when
she hears about giant all beef hot dogs being on sale.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's not what happened.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
Gotta love a girl who loves her meats.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Love you guys, Bye John, That's not what happened.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I pulled back from a wildly inappropriate, inappropriate comment.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
I learned this week on The Gary and Shannon Show
that Thursday at nine five, Shannon, after paying Gary a
compliment on his shirt, enthusiastically decided that it would be
fun to be a nice person, which lasted until twelve
fifteen when she hit Gary with the statement, you don't
have too bad a face. That was an hour and
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a half Shannon, not too bad, pretty good for the
first attempt.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You guys, I can't just lavish him with praise all
the time.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Do you understand how much of.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
An ego that would create?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Massive, It would be hard to get in through the door.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
What I learned today is that you guys, have any
producer that sounds very attractive. There you go easy.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
We're very protective over Nikki. Yeah stay there, but I
mean we met her.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Like two days ago, but already feeling very protective.
Speaker 11 (23:19):
This week on The garyan Shannon Show, I learned that
there's the possibility of life on a different planet. It's
thought that the molecular structure of marine phytoplankton is in
the atmosphere of the planet K two eighteen B. It's
an interesting hypothesis.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Maybe mister bumber posts.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
In a subplot of Space Wars could find out for us.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
Anyway, y'all have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Do you see how our best students with that in
your notebook also wants to incorporate mister bumber post this weekend?
Speaker 12 (23:50):
Garon Shannon, I learned that I really missed that sound
bite you guys used to have of that man that
called in calling GARYO sexy Stallion.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
What happened to that?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
For the love, did you just do that?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
A studhorse? Daddy Stallion? No, that's not me.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Shannon.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Has quite the history of projectile vomiting.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
One time, Kat that's one.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah, but that's more of a history than a lot
of other.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
People actively roller skating.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I was in line for snacks that I clearly needed
right before I vomited.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I have a question, Yeah, did you have roller skates on?
Then you were roller skating?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Hello?
Speaker 14 (24:33):
There, this is Dylan. This is what I learned this
week on the Gary and Shennon Show. Monday, I learned
about earthquakes. Tuesday, I learned about the speed of earthquakes,
sometimes how fast or slow they can go. Wednesday I
learned about justin trying to wet off as two boys. Thursday, unfortunately,
we all learned about school shootings again. And Friday, I'm
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learning how to drink.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You guys, have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
There, we'll do that to you.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Thank you very much. Your studhorse Daddy are great calls.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Those are all very good. Yeah, we'll do it again
next Friday.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
The other thing we like to do on our Fridays
is to wrap up the show with our nine news nuggets.
You need to know it. These are the stories. They
kind of fell through the cracks because of as Dale mentioned,
all of the other things that were going on this week. So,
without further ado, your honorable Mention honorable mention not supposed
to mention, just an honor serving.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
With you a.
Speaker 14 (25:38):
Great and honorable mote is.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Well, I have had problems with teachers before, but I've
never carried a handgun onto campus. Yet forty eight year
old Carrie Rivers charge with felony possession of firearm on
school property misdemeanor harassment via written communication because in Indiana,
she confronted a teacher while wearing said firearm. She told
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police she was upset about a project that was assigned
to her daughter, a sixth grade student at the school,
and the assignment was about same sex relationships. The teacher
told police it wasn't about that, it was about different flags,
which included the Rainbow Pride flag. Rivers was upset that
the teacher had a relationship with the woman who was
also a police officer.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Oh my goodness, in your experience, is it mothers or
fathers who go crazy more often at schools?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Not answering that question on the grounds that it may
incriminate you. Just here's number nine. At number nine, I
did ninth place.
Speaker 14 (26:40):
If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis partners
dirty two and I speak.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Nine languages rank basically everybody at table mining.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
I'd be ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling from?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
All walkie talking?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
But we know that our drugs end up in the
oceans and the streams and the lakes, the whole bit.
And it turns out that your reliance on larrazapam is
affecting the Atlantic salmon. Atlantic salmon exposed to anti anxiety
medication during their migration were more successful in reaching their
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destination than drug free fish. Why it wasn't because the
xanax powered them.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
It was because the x annix made them go whatever.
It made them take more risks.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
The salmon decided to be more salmony and just be like,
you know what, I'm just gonna go.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I don't care what could happen? Who cares? I'm going
to go?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And so the salmon went, that's like Jesus wept right.
The salmon went similar?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
How similar?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
But that's interesting, isn't it. It shows you, you know
that the effects of xanax.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
It makes you do bold things. Yeah, you get, you
get farther than those who are not on xanax won
do what.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You would do on a xanax. We should give you
one and see what happens for fun, or like a
couple of just to see. Yeah, okay, oh there's number eight.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Tid is bold every eight second listening to eight different
bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Well, guys, that's a big beaver.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I can't find the beaver.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's too it's a big bea. It doesn't it look
bigger than your average beaver.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I don't know how. I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Many beavers do you think you've encountered. I don't think
I've ever seen a beaver in the wild.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Cauliflower, the beaver has only been at the zoo for
a few weeks.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Why would you name your beaver cauliflower? Nobody likes cauliflower,
I do.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Keepers discover the beaver named Cauliflower had escaped sometime before
the end of the day Wednesday, and they initially spotted
him near the rotary pavilion there in the zoo. Maybe
because he likes to eat cauliflower. He sparked a search
that has now gone on for over a week. They're
using drones now to try to find this beaver.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Nikki, Do do bunnies eat cauliflower?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Get that other button? Oh yes, sorry, I don't think
that's good for them because it can make them Flatulan
and rabbits don't have a mechanism for farting.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Oh what yeah, so you can't make them do it.
It gives them gas bubbles in their time.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I imagine if you couldn't they I mean, if it
doesn't go one way, does it go the other way?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Or is it they can't well they actually, I totally.
They can fart, but they can't vomit.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
So cauliflower makes them too gassy and they get gas bubbles.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
And Gary, it's kind of like you and here where
you got to hold in your flatulence for four hours,
So sometimes you burp a little bad.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
But I do it out of courtesy now because I
don't have them.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I appreciate that. You're like, you're just like that that beaver.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Here's number seven, all of them, the seventh son of
the seventh.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Son, with seven days, seven seven seven years of college
done to drain seven seven seven days.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Nikki, we used to have a cocktail when we did
these nuggets, and now we don't. And uh, we're still ridiculous,
and we apologize for that.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Except for apologies. That's very nice.
Speaker 10 (30:29):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
In China, twenty two year old man's been arrested after
he slashed another man in the middle of the street.
The thing is, the twenty two year old was completely naked.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Oh wait, the guy that was stabbed or the stabb
e I mean the guys da stabber.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Oh, the stabber, and I said China, I meant Singapore.
The Singapore Civil Defense for said they got a call
for assistance after the man was taken conscious to the hospital.
He was arrested for voluntarily causing hurt by grievous means. Oh,
and also being naked. Number six. I got six, you
got six, she got six.
Speaker 13 (31:05):
Number six.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
There's six more weeks of later Bundy picture of me
a rabbi and six drunken longshom.
Speaker 13 (31:10):
Why we just stick you in a nursing home closer
to us.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
I don't have to drive stake that drink another six path.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They are trying to turn away spring breakers from spring
Break Land there in Bay County, Florida. They're trying to
get rid of all the violence that comes along with
spring break. If Florida's shutting down spring Break, I mean
no fun is to be hat anywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
The sheriff of the.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
County said, Since the wild days of twenty fifteen, when
spring break chaos pushed us to rethink our path, we've
made tremendous strides and have seen some setbacks. That year's
violence shootings and a beach assault made a unified effort
to shift Panama City Beach from an unsafe spring break
and a welcoming family destination. So they want families. They
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want small children, not your your drunken.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
TD kids kids.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Here's number four five.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
I have five rules.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Begin in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Five little monks.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
The year five point five five would be a favorite.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Lose five pounds immediately. Wow. Uh, you were not date
to your wedding.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
God, No, I've never been late to anything. I disagree,
but go on. I'm rarely late to things.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
That's not never.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
When have I been late to something?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You've been late to this show?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Something I mean not thing that matters. Never rides are
late to their weddings all the time.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Really, it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
You're right. My assumption is that all weddings went like mine,
which was that everybody got ready in the same place
that the wedding was.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Then you should account for that.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Like, I've never been a fan of the bride being
twenty minutes late because she's got to get ready.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Like, what are you talking about? You've known you've had
to get ready for.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
You been getting ready since five am. Yeah, good lord,
important Saint Lucie, Florida. A wedding was going on at
twelve thirty, and it was getting close to that time.
Bride in the passenger seat stopped by an officer. She
was doing one hundred well, the car she was in
doing one hundred and five in a forty five mile
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an hour zone. The driver was a guest of the wedding.
They were nearly fifteen minutes late already, and the officer
said to her, you're already late. The officer let them go,
but the driver has a mandatory court appearance.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Here's number four four minute.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Now comandment number four.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I can see a dude saying this, because dudes like
to drive fast, right you know how to operate a
vehicle at speeds of upwards one hundred and fifty five
miles per hour?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Do you not? I have exactly? I think a lot
of dudes had.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
So if you got pulled over going one hundred and
fifty five and the officer came over to your side
and knocked on the window, and you went ahead and
roll down the window. Would you say to the officer,
I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Trust me, I'm good officer, thanks though, thanks for checking
on me. I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's what happened with a twenty year old guy in Florida.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
That's a second Florida story, second in a row.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I used to when I did this show called the
Sunday Morning News.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Heard of it.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, I sometimes would have all the nuggets from Florida,
really Florida edition nuggets.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Oh that's a good idea. We should try that one day.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
It's very easy to do.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Hey, here's the number. Three.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
Three shall be the number that count and the number
of the counting shall.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Be Three were dead within three hours, three security clearance
level three. All three three.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I got all three of you guys for the rest
of your naturally born live.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Flight in Europe had to divert and declare May day
after an unclaimed iPad was discovered on board This Transsavia
France Boeing airplane was flying from Paris to Lisbon back
on April tenth when the iPad was found, but the
pilots declared to May day, the crew reported what they
referred to as an unidentified object.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
We've talked about this before about random phones that are
lost on a plane, diverting flights.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, causing the whole flight to be.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Diverted, which is crazy because everybody is traveling with iPads
and iPhones.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
So anyway, Number.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Two, what's going on YouTube is one two two people.
There's two sons and no women ringing.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
You've done a half marathon?
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I have done a couple.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah. Have you ever been in a sperm ray?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Probably? I mean fifty two years ago?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I won? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Well we all did, right, Yeah, look at us, you guys.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
We are all winners of a sperm race.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Guys, we've all won a.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Race against how many other sperms are there? Is it?
Is it sperm? Is it like deer?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Probably?
Speaker 13 (36:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
So like a mill?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Like we were the fastest sperm Yep, my god, I
feel accomplished.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Doesn't that make you feel better? We'll just play that
for motivational Monday.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Well, yeah, we will.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Shannon's realization that she did win a race that's never been.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Fast in my whole life.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Uh, there is a startup here in LA that is
organizing sperm racing two competitors, two samples, one microscopic finish
line saying.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
How did I win that?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
What do you mean? How did you win this?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I still get it.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Your flagella was whipping around back and forth?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Is that what it's called the little tail?
Speaker 8 (37:12):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
The thing is you got to have a microscope to
get a go getter. You should pat yourself on the back.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
I feel like it. Yeah, huh, it's number one.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah, weird, number one, number one.
Speaker 12 (37:26):
We're number one, Ben, I decided to look out for
number one.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Are you the number one roll?
Speaker 10 (37:32):
Number one?
Speaker 8 (37:33):
Number one, number one?
Speaker 3 (37:35):
You know what? I just don't think other people other
other countries are as excited about this path of love
expression as they are in the United States or other places.
In Thailand, for example, certainly the age difference here, sixty
seven year old Oh and his thirty five year old
partner Linn set up a tripod before they stripped naked
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and got it on on the street and Pataya Thailand.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Thailand is a lot of things, clean is not one
of them when it comes to the major cities. Just
like any other place with major cities, it just seems
like it would be unsanitary to have sex on them
in the middle of the street.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
There was a guard that took a picture of them.
Police were able to track them down at their hotel
and then took them to the station.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
For how does this even make news in twenty twenty five, Like,
isn't isn't this just a Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
A couple having sex in the middle of the street.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
First of all, they didn't know that having public sex
was illegal, and TI.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
I wouldn't either. I would think that that would be fine.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
What I would just assume that most places you're not
supposed to do that.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well, Thailand's a little sex forward in some ways, okay,
but on the street a lot of people go there
for sexual purposes.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Sexual purposes. It's very clinical.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I'm buttoning it up because of guy. I appreciate that
we're right around the corner.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yes, we're in the midst of it right now.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
We are in what station of the cross? Do you
think we're at?
Speaker 3 (39:08):
The last?
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Clouds are? No, there's eighteen?
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I think, how could how could there be a station
past this one?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Well, because we might not be there yet, because he's
got to get the cross and then the walk and
the Now this is perfect weather for it, right.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
If he's not well, we got to account for the
time change. No, no, I'm saying if this was twelve
fifty nine, we're not in Jerusalem at Golgotha right now.
Yeah it was twelve fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Is that the spot?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
It's a bad day?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
No, I know.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
That's why Easter are so great, is because today's.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Rises when never mind, I don't want to, don't have that.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
You should have done a whole segment on Good Friday.
You could have to ask all the questions.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
When does the tomb situation happen Sunday morning.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
When it opens or when he goes does.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
He go into it?
Speaker 7 (40:00):
He goes into it?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Up tonight Friday?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, okay, so later tonight.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Good Friday is not good, not good at all.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
But then Sunday, guys.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Sadness, darkness over the weekend. Everybody thought it was over.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
They had no ideas that Easter was coming.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Everybody go to church for Good Friday to night. Should
not leave there like, ah, it's funny, what are you
doing Sunday? You should be devastated? He devastated the way
that people were before they knew. Yeah, what was sad? Dark? Angry, frustrated, scared, Yeah,
all that, all the thing, and then it all comes
and then he's Sunday morning. You're like, what the this
is awesome? Zombie Jesus, I don't know about zombie this
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my fingerprints on that crime stand. The John Cobol Show
is up next, and we'll see you on Mondays. They
drive everybody blessings. You've been listening to The Gary and
Shannon Show. You can always hear us live on KFI
AM six forty nine am to one pm every Monday
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hey guys, this is Erica from Studio City.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Hi Erica, I have such an instant crush on your
new Australian producer.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I know, right, my god, amazing.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
She's fantastic, that's uh. And all I know about her
is that she has bunnies as pets and there are
ashes in some sort of urn on the mantle.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, it's Gary and Shannon. Something to keep note of.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I loved that last segment so much too. My face
truly hurts from smiling.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
This is exactly what Friday on a gloomy Day needs,
just a little bit of silliness and fun. Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
So to the new producer, you're amazing.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
To everyone else in that, I don't know who it
is with the one with the good boys, very good
love you.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, that's I mean. It was really outstanding and it
made me happy too. And it's funny because when we
started the show, we're like, here we are in day
four or five of absolute hell. When it comes to
the gloom outside, no sunshine and I said, we're gonn
do some fun today, and I go, I don't know
what it's going to be, but we're.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
New something fun. And then the ladies stepped up and
they made it happen, hit it out of the park.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Really, I'm sorry that you were outstaged, Gerry, Heather. I
don't know if you know this, but upstaged, not outstaged.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Something different, is it?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
No, no, okay, I don't even know, Heather.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I don't know if you know this, but Gary has
been known to dabble in adult theater from time to time.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
I do know that, but I wasn't sure if I
should bring it up.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Not musical stuff. I'm not a musical guy.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And we learned that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I mean, no, No, you do have a you do
have a beautiful voice, but Heather is classically.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Like.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Heather has like a voice you could sell like I
could sell her voice like she could. She could bring
people in from the streets that you couldn't you could
you could.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
I'm I'm feeling we might need an album. We need
like a like this is your chance to get in
the Grammy race. We need a Gary and Shannon album.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Sutly more of a sample from both of you together.
I think you have the makings of a good duo.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Let's do it.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
I'm all in.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
People will say we're in love. It's perfect.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
People will come ray, They will most definitely go, that's
baseball the same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Really?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, Field of Dreams. You've never heard a theater of dreams. No,
he's a theater. It's an amphitheater. There's built in a
cornfield in Iowa.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
And they did Taming of the Shrew. Oh yeah, and
they've been doing it consistently every night, twice on Saturdays
since nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Is this true?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
No? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
A lot of detail?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
What else is going on? Time for what's happening? Sometimes
I can tell when I see your face that you're
going to fall for or whatever I'm about to say.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, that was a lot of detail. If you kill someone,
you might get away.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
With it, all right. So the stories out of out
of l Salvador continue. Senator Chris van Holland has confirmed
that he did, in fact meet with Kilmar Abrego Garcia,
the man whom the Trump administration said was mistakenly deported
to El Salvador in March. They met. I don't know
if you saw a president. It wasn't Trump, it was
(03:27):
the White House. The White House Twitter account posted a
picture of Senator Van Holland meeting with kilmar Abrego Garcia
alongside a picture of President Trump meeting with a woman
whose daughter was killed by an illegal immigrant, and the
caption only said, we are not the same. The story
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out of Florida State University. Two men killed at least
six others hurt in that shooting that we told you
about all day yesterday on the campus in Tallahassee. And
the shooter was identified by police as a Florida State
student and the sun of a sheriff's deputy. The sheriff's
deputy's weapon, her own personal gun, was one that was
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used to shoot the people. The shooter was shot was
also apprehended and is now in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Maeric is only rare Earth's mind has fielded calls from
anxious companies ever since China responded to Trump's tariffs by
limiting exports of seven heavy metals.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Talked about it this week. These are medals.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Called the rare earth metals that are very instrumental in
building things like electronic vehicles, fighter jets, smartphones, things like
this Trump pushing for new minds, but this mine is
getting a lot of calls, people saying how much can
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you produce?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Can you produce more? In Omaha.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Good Friday around the world, which is almost a misnomer.
Good Friday itself, of course celebrated by Christians, the day
that he was crucified and died, and then a resurrection
comes on Easter. That's why it's good. It had one
thing had to happen for the other thing to happen.
(05:11):
But it is not a giant celebration necessarily. Hayley Joel
Osmond known for many things, but the sixth sense is
probably his most important role.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I see dead people.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
He is apologizing for using an anti Semitic slur during
his arrest at Mammoth.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He looks like a problem. There's footage that he got
into it with people working the chair lift. There's a
whole line of people when to get on the chair lift.
You can tell he's intoxicated and he went on a
rant with the cops. It's another one of those stories, unfortunately,
of child stars running a foul with substances and police interactions.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Shall we say.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
This is a guy who is screaming out for some help.
And I don't just mean that to say that it's
a Hollywood star ripped on something yelling at people. He's
posted many times, as has his sister, that they're pretty
devastated by the Eton fire. Now they're not the only ones.
I'm not saying that they deserve any more help than
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anybody else. This guy's very publicly saying that this was
a devastating loss to him. He lost his home, his
parents lost their home, and he's not dealing with it
very well. Seems pretty clear.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Apparently he used slurs against Jewish people when the arresting
officer was speaking to him as well. Why is his
loss in the fire greater than anybody else's.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
No, it's not, But I mean it's clearly saying he's
having a hard time, and not an excuse but an
explanation that this guy's been through some stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
He had a DUI back in two thousand and six.
But other than that, Ben hasn't gotten caught.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It was on the Morning Show and I remember doing
this really easy joke of I see drunk people. It
was too easy. Next week's NFL Draft, the Rams are
going to make their selections in the draft from the
LA Fire Department's Air operations base in Van Eyes. They
say they're going to do it from there to honor
the first responders who reacted to the deadly wildfires back
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in January.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Well, Heather Brooker not only has a beautiful singing voice,
but she also keeps us abreast of everything going on
in the entertainment industry here in Los Angeles, and she
will be getting you ready for your weekend with our
entertainment report when we return.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Heather Brooker saved me from the hell that I descended
into this week when I was lazy and decided to
watch Farmer Wants a Wife from my entertainment.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
I mean, there are worse ways, maybe only like one
way said, not many. But there's a lot of fun
coming to the box office this weekend. If you're a
little tired of the Minecraft movie, you've already seen it.
You know, if you're over the Chicken Jockey, you can
go and see Sinners. This is gonna be the big
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movie opening this weekend from director Ryan Coogler and the
stars Michael B. Jordan, and the two have worked together
quite a bit let me tell you, guys how this
film is being described. He did, yes, m M, and
will Conda forever as well. So let me tell you
how the critics have been describing this movie, and you
tell me if this is something you want to go see.
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One critic says it is lush, enveloping, historical phantasmic oracle,
phantasmic oracle, social panorama from dusk till Dawn, vampire film
that gets to the wages of sin in Black America.
That is creative writing, right, somebody is at thesaurus. I'm
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not a big horror movie fan. This movie looks terrifying,
it looks eerie, it's creepy, it's creative. It's getting a
ton of positive reviews. And I think if anybody is
gonna maybe you know, put a notch in the minecraft movies,
a top box office draw, it's gonna be sinners for
sure this weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is this a Western?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
It's set in like the Delta, the you know, the
Old South, And it is not a Western.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
It's like this.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It was nineteen thirty two.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
I see now, Okay, it's a time. It's a period piece,
but it's not a Western. It's got this eerie they're vampires,
and honestly, just the trailer alone is terrifying. So if
you really like these eerie, suspenseful movies, and plus I
have to give a shout out too because this is
an original film. People are always saying we're tired of remakes,
we don't want to see another rehash of an eighties movie. Well,
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this is an original story, an original script and concept
from Ryan Coogler, and I think definitely worth your time
at the box office this weekend. If you're not into that,
you can go check out Andrew On's The Wedding Banquet.
It is a remake we can, a remake of ang
Lee's nineteen ninety three classic about two queer couples who
propose a fake marriage in order to help Lee played
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by Lily Gladstone, pay for her IVF treatment. So not
a lot of options at the box office this weekend,
but those are two I think that are going to
do well. But I'm very excited about this next one.
You guys, can I play a little something and you
tell me what you think it's from?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, okay, you have bewitched me, buddy, and so I
love to be parted from.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
You from this day that is ye Miami, Am I right?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I loved and Prejudice.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Oh my gosh, me too.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh my god, in that moment, little Darcy.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
And the hand moment, Oh my god, listen if you
know talking about do you want to tell him what
the hand moment is?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Now?
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I want. I'm to ruin that for me as well.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
You cannot take that. Fans of Pride and Prejudice immediately
got a little titter when I played that sound clip.
That's because you know, mister Darcy is coming back to
the big screen this weekend to celebrate the twentieth anniversary
of Pride and Prejudice. I love this movie. It's there's
just something deeply romantic about it. So again, if you
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don't want to see minecraft or horror movie, Pride and
Prejudice is a great option.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I love their relationship. I love the hard to get stuff.
I love the helping or into the carriage. I love
all of it.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
It's just so well done. And to be fair, I
think it is my favorite of all of the Pride
and Prejudice movies well, and there's been so many.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I love the book and the movie holds up and
that's so rare.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Especially with a period piece.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
And it's so crazy to me that Matthew McFadden, who
plays mister Darcy, was on severans like, it's the same actor,
the same guy.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh my goodness, that's gonna that's gonna change everything for me.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
It's so good for parents though, if you have little
kid and you want to take them to see something
other than Minecraft movie again the legend of Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
My god, I never placed him as that husband and
I only watched the Session for like five episodes because
I couldn't stomach it, and he's one of the reasons.
And oh my god, that is I did not know
that was the same guy.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Did I say, Severance, I know what you meant Session, Yes,
thank you, I know what you meant. I realized them
and I was like, oh shoot, that's all right, Yes,
my god, oh.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
The same mister Darcy.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
So now Minecraft looks a little better, doesn't it. Dreckonrocker.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
You could go see Legend of Ochi, which looks really sweet,
and the new movie called Sneaks.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Hold on, it's Legend of Ochie. I've seen some of
the stills from this. Yeah, it's it's baby Yoda with
a jacket.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Yes, but here's what people are loving about this is
that Number one, it's an original story, but also it's
sort of like this throwback to those fantasy epic films
of the early eighties.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You like never ending story.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Yes, that's right if you love that. And apparently it's
done really really well. The the animation, the live action,
all of it together is really really well done. So
that's a good option, I think too. And sneaks, I
don't know. This tells the story of of you know,
from a sneaker's perspective, your tennis, your tennis. I say
tennis shoes. Do you say sneakers or tennis shoes, Tennis
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shoes or.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Shoes just California, they've just been shoes.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I don't even care anymore what they're called because I'm
so upset about mister Darcy going on Secession.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Succession whatever. The Secession is a different movie.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It is that when we see the government pull away
from the rest of them whatever. I don't like any
of it.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
You're over it now.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's ruined for me, one of my favorite characters of
all time. You were saying I was going to ruin
something for you.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I was somehow sorry. Heather sneaks in. It just completely
drops a giant steaming turd on that.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
You know what, Get yourself a little buttery popcorn. Yeah,
to the movie and just have your moment again reconnect
with mister Darcy, and I feel like.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It will all come back to you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Well, and also, you guys really quickly last weekend of Coachella.
I know you're pumped, but there's still time to go.
And if you don't want to go to Coachella, there's Woodchella.
Have you heard of Woodchella?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
No, this is.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Woody Harrelson's version of Coachella, which is for twenty friendly,
happening on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Of course Woody Harrelson.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Huh, Woody Harrelson, Who the thunk I'm reading the book about.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Hey, Mitch, right now, there you go?
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Will you could head on over on Sunday if you
want to his four to twenty friendly Woodchella happening in LA.
And also, guys, don't judge me, but I'll be at
the Rent Fair this weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I love the Renaissance Fair, do you kidding?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Come on? Give me a corset and an unflattering shirt
any day?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Kind of turkey leg hot glass? I meant to wash
it all down.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yes, I love all the booths, I love the leatherwork.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Do you dress up when you go?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You're damn right, I do well. I haven't gone since
nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But careful what you wish for here, Gary's like, whoa,
I love the Renaissance Fair. I think you would love it,
Gary Gye, love the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I'd like you'd love dressing up. I love that you
think I haven't been to the Renaissance. Whoa that somehow
that you're introducing me to a new culture here.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
No, I but but you haven't. Have you dressed up? Okay?
All right? Apparently he works there and I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Well, I love it, and I'm excited to go. I'm
going with the whole family.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Are you not allowed to go to the Renaissance Fair?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Renaissance?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, well, so I nailed it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
No, that's not me. I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You don't know that it's not you.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I would I would be uh, I aged out of it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
That is what I'll say. Okay, I'll give you that.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Twenty year old me, twenty seven year old, thirty year
old yea, even thirty year old me maybe.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
But there was a point where you're like, no, Mark,
you know you're.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Not dead yet. You still have a pulse. Get out
there and live in my acceptable face. Still have a pulse.
Oh my god, Heather, thank you as always, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
We will do what you learned this week on the
Gary and Shannon Joe cowing up in just a couple
of minutes, and then we round out the week with
our nine news nuggets. You need to know a reminder. Tonight,
the Dodgers take on the Rangers down in Texas. First
pitch is at five o'clock. You can listen to every
play on AM five seventy LA Sports Live from the
Gallpin Motors Broadcast Booth and stream all the games NHD
(16:25):
on that iHeartRadio app use the keyword AM five seventy
LA Sports now nothing real news.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It was funny.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
I know.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
That's why I keep bringing it because it's funny.
Speaker 11 (16:35):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
She comes on on Friday to do an entertainment report.
I think that I am not in the minority when
I say it would be fun if like every Friday
we picked a song from a musical and you and
Heather could kind of do it just for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Do it or do it same?
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yeah, I'm up for either. By the way, I just
want to put that out there. Heather, you realize that
she's saying you would have to sing with Meah.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Let's do it, get it, do it, do it?
Speaker 7 (17:09):
If I'm in full support of this, I feel I
smell a Grammy.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I do too, smell something. I smell something.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
About a Grammy.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
But I support this idea.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I do too. Is it so I'll pick the song?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh no? Do you guys want to give me an
approved list?
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Is it just musicals or can are we doing hip hop?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I will rap Carrie.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I don't know if he's a rapper or if it's
just about them thugs.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Maybe maybe Gary could be the one in the background
going yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I cannot do that.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And I'll tell you that I know he can dance
a little bit. White boy can dance.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I don't know about that. Parts of me can.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Not so good guys, For twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
In two thousand and two, a doctor in Massachusetts left
a spinal surgery to go to one of these. And
that's not what the FD I see insurance is for?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
What a stupid question. It's stupid. Why would you know this?
It's like an anecdotal what is a bank?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
How dumb?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Not dumb, stupid screen.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
That one who played third base.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
For the Montreal Expos in nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
In ninety four, Oh, they were pretty good in it something. Yeah,
the strike shortened season. No of those. I don't know's
good answer. What I've learned about it?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I found it.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I found it is really annoying with that age, which
it's not funny.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
Bo just say Alex, No one cares.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, okay, you grow up. Everybody gets still.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well today is it the clouds?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
It was Sean Berry, by the way, he played third
base for the Montreal Expos in nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Okay, I bet you could name the manager Felipe lu Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Shannon isn't going to China for no hot dogs.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, thanks Clay, Gary, Shannon Gritty's.
Speaker 12 (19:30):
This is Michael from DORKO and I gotta tell you
what I learned today was cocaine liquor and a good
ski place to go to is a really good callbo,
So I just I agree.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
With you on that one. Okay, see ya, thank you?
Okay skiing, Oh right right, Rammo.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
Today I learned that Shannon is an absolute wealth of
information on the age old cleavage to crucifix ratio.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Thank you, thank you for clearing.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I would love to take credit for that, but that
was all Gary. Gary was the one who came up
with the adage that was born today.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So it's not old, the cleavage.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Should not exceed see the size of the cross, and
it's not a crucifix because Jesus isn't on your chest.
Speaker 9 (20:21):
Right Hey, Gary and Shannon, what I learned this week
on your show everybody needs to have a Deborah. Find
your Deborah. Second, hidden yoga places shouldn't be so hidden
or even has somebody to lose their.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
S amen brother, bye bye, sir.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week is Gary thinks hugging a strange woman for thirteen
seconds or so is okay, dude, you know what ten
seconds things start warming up downstairs if you know what
I mean. Oh no, it's a strange woman though it's
your wife or girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Go for it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I don't think things start working. That's a.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Did you wet your pants?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
This week I'm Gary Shannon Show. We find out that
Gary is a kala hugger.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Yes, he lackses onto you and talks to you for
a long time.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I'm Gary, and I'm a kowala hugger.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
You do tend to Was it the eighteen second hug
or was twenty twenty? Remember when you made Oscar hug
you for twenty seconds on the regular when Oscar was
our producer.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, it helped, it helped.
Speaker 13 (21:31):
What Hello, Gary and Shannon. What I've learned is that
iHeart radio is the best. I was in Dallas for
a funeral and why of course it's sad, but I
could tune into you guys, and you put a smile
on my face, and that's what it's all about.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I wonder who died, so probably a lot of people
in Dallas, somebody in the Biggs metropolitan area.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
Hey, Gary and Shannon, this is John from Norco. So
this week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Shannon gets all tongue tied for some reason when
she hears about giant all beef hot dogs being on sale.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's not what happened.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
Gotta love a girl who loves her meats.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Love you guys, Bye John, That's not what happened.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I pulled back from a wildly inappropriate, inappropriate comment.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
I learned this week on The Gary and Shannon Show
that Thursday at nine five, Shannon, after paying Gary a
compliment on his shirt, enthusiastically decided that it would be
fun to be a nice person, which lasted until twelve
fifteen when she hit Gary with the statement, you don't
have too bad a face. That was an hour and
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a half Shannon, not too bad, pretty good for the
first attempt.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You guys, I can't just lavish him with praise all
the time.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Do you understand how much of.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
An ego that would create?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Massive, It would be hard to get in through the door.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
What I learned today is that you guys, have any
producer that sounds very attractive. There you go easy.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
We're very protective over Nikki. Yeah stay there, but I
mean we met her.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Like two days ago, but already feeling very protective.
Speaker 11 (23:19):
This week on The garyan Shannon Show, I learned that
there's the possibility of life on a different planet. It's
thought that the molecular structure of marine phytoplankton is in
the atmosphere of the planet K two eighteen B. It's
an interesting hypothesis.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Maybe mister bumber posts.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
In a subplot of Space Wars could find out for us.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
Anyway, y'all have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Do you see how our best students with that in
your notebook also wants to incorporate mister bumber post this weekend?
Speaker 12 (23:50):
Garon Shannon, I learned that I really missed that sound
bite you guys used to have of that man that
called in calling GARYO sexy Stallion.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
What happened to that?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
For the love, did you just do that?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
A studhorse? Daddy Stallion? No, that's not me.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that Shannon.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Has quite the history of projectile vomiting.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
One time, Kat that's one.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah, but that's more of a history than a lot
of other.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
People actively roller skating.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I was in line for snacks that I clearly needed
right before I vomited.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I have a question, Yeah, did you have roller skates on?
Then you were roller skating?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Hello?
Speaker 14 (24:33):
There, this is Dylan. This is what I learned this
week on the Gary and Shennon Show. Monday, I learned
about earthquakes. Tuesday, I learned about the speed of earthquakes,
sometimes how fast or slow they can go. Wednesday I
learned about justin trying to wet off as two boys. Thursday, unfortunately,
we all learned about school shootings again. And Friday, I'm
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learning how to drink.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You guys, have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
There, we'll do that to you.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Thank you very much. Your studhorse Daddy are great calls.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Those are all very good. Yeah, we'll do it again
next Friday.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
The other thing we like to do on our Fridays
is to wrap up the show with our nine news nuggets.
You need to know it. These are the stories. They
kind of fell through the cracks because of as Dale mentioned,
all of the other things that were going on this week. So,
without further ado, your honorable Mention honorable mention not supposed
to mention, just an honor serving.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
With you a.
Speaker 14 (25:38):
Great and honorable mote is.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Well, I have had problems with teachers before, but I've
never carried a handgun onto campus. Yet forty eight year
old Carrie Rivers charge with felony possession of firearm on
school property misdemeanor harassment via written communication because in Indiana,
she confronted a teacher while wearing said firearm. She told
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police she was upset about a project that was assigned
to her daughter, a sixth grade student at the school,
and the assignment was about same sex relationships. The teacher
told police it wasn't about that, it was about different flags,
which included the Rainbow Pride flag. Rivers was upset that
the teacher had a relationship with the woman who was
also a police officer.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Oh my goodness, in your experience, is it mothers or
fathers who go crazy more often at schools?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Not answering that question on the grounds that it may
incriminate you. Just here's number nine. At number nine, I
did ninth place.
Speaker 14 (26:40):
If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis partners
dirty two and I speak.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Nine languages rank basically everybody at table mining.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
I'd be ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling from?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
All walkie talking?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
But we know that our drugs end up in the
oceans and the streams and the lakes, the whole bit.
And it turns out that your reliance on larrazapam is
affecting the Atlantic salmon. Atlantic salmon exposed to anti anxiety
medication during their migration were more successful in reaching their
(27:14):
destination than drug free fish. Why it wasn't because the
xanax powered them.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
It was because the x annix made them go whatever.
It made them take more risks.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
The salmon decided to be more salmony and just be like,
you know what, I'm just gonna go.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I don't care what could happen? Who cares? I'm going
to go?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And so the salmon went, that's like Jesus wept right.
The salmon went similar?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
How similar?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
But that's interesting, isn't it. It shows you, you know
that the effects of xanax.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
It makes you do bold things. Yeah, you get, you
get farther than those who are not on xanax won
do what.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You would do on a xanax. We should give you
one and see what happens for fun, or like a
couple of just to see. Yeah, okay, oh there's number eight.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Tid is bold every eight second listening to eight different
bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Well, guys, that's a big beaver.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I can't find the beaver.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's too it's a big bea. It doesn't it look
bigger than your average beaver.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I don't know how. I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Many beavers do you think you've encountered. I don't think
I've ever seen a beaver in the wild.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Cauliflower, the beaver has only been at the zoo for
a few weeks.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Why would you name your beaver cauliflower? Nobody likes cauliflower,
I do.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Keepers discover the beaver named Cauliflower had escaped sometime before
the end of the day Wednesday, and they initially spotted
him near the rotary pavilion there in the zoo. Maybe
because he likes to eat cauliflower. He sparked a search
that has now gone on for over a week. They're
using drones now to try to find this beaver.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Nikki, Do do bunnies eat cauliflower?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Get that other button? Oh yes, sorry, I don't think
that's good for them because it can make them Flatulan
and rabbits don't have a mechanism for farting.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Oh what yeah, so you can't make them do it.
It gives them gas bubbles in their time.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I imagine if you couldn't they I mean, if it
doesn't go one way, does it go the other way?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Or is it they can't well they actually, I totally.
They can fart, but they can't vomit.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
So cauliflower makes them too gassy and they get gas bubbles.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
And Gary, it's kind of like you and here where
you got to hold in your flatulence for four hours,
So sometimes you burp a little bad.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
But I do it out of courtesy now because I
don't have them.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I appreciate that. You're like, you're just like that that beaver.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Here's number seven, all of them, the seventh son of
the seventh.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Son, with seven days, seven seven seven years of college
done to drain seven seven seven days.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Nikki, we used to have a cocktail when we did
these nuggets, and now we don't. And uh, we're still ridiculous,
and we apologize for that.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Except for apologies. That's very nice.
Speaker 10 (30:29):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
In China, twenty two year old man's been arrested after
he slashed another man in the middle of the street.
The thing is, the twenty two year old was completely naked.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Oh wait, the guy that was stabbed or the stabb
e I mean the guys da stabber.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Oh, the stabber, and I said China, I meant Singapore.
The Singapore Civil Defense for said they got a call
for assistance after the man was taken conscious to the hospital.
He was arrested for voluntarily causing hurt by grievous means. Oh,
and also being naked. Number six. I got six, you
got six, she got six.
Speaker 13 (31:05):
Number six.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
There's six more weeks of later Bundy picture of me
a rabbi and six drunken longshom.
Speaker 13 (31:10):
Why we just stick you in a nursing home closer
to us.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
I don't have to drive stake that drink another six path.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They are trying to turn away spring breakers from spring
Break Land there in Bay County, Florida. They're trying to
get rid of all the violence that comes along with
spring break. If Florida's shutting down spring Break, I mean
no fun is to be hat anywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
The sheriff of the.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
County said, Since the wild days of twenty fifteen, when
spring break chaos pushed us to rethink our path, we've
made tremendous strides and have seen some setbacks. That year's
violence shootings and a beach assault made a unified effort
to shift Panama City Beach from an unsafe spring break
and a welcoming family destination. So they want families. They
(31:59):
want small children, not your your drunken.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
TD kids kids.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Here's number four five.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
I have five rules.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Begin in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Five little monks.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
The year five point five five would be a favorite.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Lose five pounds immediately. Wow. Uh, you were not date
to your wedding.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
God, No, I've never been late to anything. I disagree,
but go on. I'm rarely late to things.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
That's not never.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
When have I been late to something?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You've been late to this show?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Something I mean not thing that matters. Never rides are
late to their weddings all the time.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Really, it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
You're right. My assumption is that all weddings went like mine,
which was that everybody got ready in the same place
that the wedding was.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Then you should account for that.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Like, I've never been a fan of the bride being
twenty minutes late because she's got to get ready.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Like, what are you talking about? You've known you've had
to get ready for.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
You been getting ready since five am. Yeah, good lord,
important Saint Lucie, Florida. A wedding was going on at
twelve thirty, and it was getting close to that time.
Bride in the passenger seat stopped by an officer. She
was doing one hundred well, the car she was in
doing one hundred and five in a forty five mile
(33:26):
an hour zone. The driver was a guest of the wedding.
They were nearly fifteen minutes late already, and the officer
said to her, you're already late. The officer let them go,
but the driver has a mandatory court appearance.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Here's number four four minute.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Now comandment number four.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I can see a dude saying this, because dudes like
to drive fast, right you know how to operate a
vehicle at speeds of upwards one hundred and fifty five
miles per hour?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Do you not? I have exactly? I think a lot
of dudes had.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
So if you got pulled over going one hundred and
fifty five and the officer came over to your side
and knocked on the window, and you went ahead and
roll down the window. Would you say to the officer,
I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Trust me, I'm good officer, thanks though, thanks for checking
on me. I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's what happened with a twenty year old guy in Florida.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
That's a second Florida story, second in a row.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I used to when I did this show called the
Sunday Morning News.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Heard of it.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, I sometimes would have all the nuggets from Florida,
really Florida edition nuggets.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Oh that's a good idea. We should try that one day.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
It's very easy to do.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Hey, here's the number. Three.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
Three shall be the number that count and the number
of the counting shall.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Be Three were dead within three hours, three security clearance
level three. All three three.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I got all three of you guys for the rest
of your naturally born live.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Flight in Europe had to divert and declare May day
after an unclaimed iPad was discovered on board This Transsavia
France Boeing airplane was flying from Paris to Lisbon back
on April tenth when the iPad was found, but the
pilots declared to May day, the crew reported what they
referred to as an unidentified object.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
We've talked about this before about random phones that are
lost on a plane, diverting flights.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, causing the whole flight to be.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Diverted, which is crazy because everybody is traveling with iPads
and iPhones.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
So anyway, Number.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Two, what's going on YouTube is one two two people.
There's two sons and no women ringing.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
You've done a half marathon?
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I have done a couple.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah. Have you ever been in a sperm ray?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Probably? I mean fifty two years ago?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I won? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Well we all did, right, Yeah, look at us, you guys.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
We are all winners of a sperm race.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Guys, we've all won a.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Race against how many other sperms are there? Is it?
Is it sperm? Is it like deer?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Probably?
Speaker 13 (36:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
So like a mill?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Like we were the fastest sperm Yep, my god, I
feel accomplished.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Doesn't that make you feel better? We'll just play that
for motivational Monday.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Well, yeah, we will.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Shannon's realization that she did win a race that's never been.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Fast in my whole life.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Uh, there is a startup here in LA that is
organizing sperm racing two competitors, two samples, one microscopic finish
line saying.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
How did I win that?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
What do you mean? How did you win this?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I still get it.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Your flagella was whipping around back and forth?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Is that what it's called the little tail?
Speaker 8 (37:12):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
The thing is you got to have a microscope to
get a go getter. You should pat yourself on the back.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
I feel like it. Yeah, huh, it's number one.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah, weird, number one, number one.
Speaker 12 (37:26):
We're number one, Ben, I decided to look out for
number one.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Are you the number one roll?
Speaker 10 (37:32):
Number one?
Speaker 8 (37:33):
Number one, number one?
Speaker 3 (37:35):
You know what? I just don't think other people other
other countries are as excited about this path of love
expression as they are in the United States or other places.
In Thailand, for example, certainly the age difference here, sixty
seven year old Oh and his thirty five year old
partner Linn set up a tripod before they stripped naked
(37:59):
and got it on on the street and Pataya Thailand.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Thailand is a lot of things, clean is not one
of them when it comes to the major cities. Just
like any other place with major cities, it just seems
like it would be unsanitary to have sex on them
in the middle of the street.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
There was a guard that took a picture of them.
Police were able to track them down at their hotel
and then took them to the station.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
For how does this even make news in twenty twenty five, Like,
isn't isn't this just a Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
A couple having sex in the middle of the street.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
First of all, they didn't know that having public sex
was illegal, and TI.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
I wouldn't either. I would think that that would be fine.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
What I would just assume that most places you're not
supposed to do that.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well, Thailand's a little sex forward in some ways, okay,
but on the street a lot of people go there
for sexual purposes.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Sexual purposes. It's very clinical.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I'm buttoning it up because of guy. I appreciate that
we're right around the corner.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yes, we're in the midst of it right now.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
We are in what station of the cross? Do you
think we're at?
Speaker 3 (39:08):
The last?
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Clouds are? No, there's eighteen?
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I think, how could how could there be a station
past this one?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Well, because we might not be there yet, because he's
got to get the cross and then the walk and
the Now this is perfect weather for it, right.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
If he's not well, we got to account for the
time change. No, no, I'm saying if this was twelve
fifty nine, we're not in Jerusalem at Golgotha right now.
Yeah it was twelve fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Is that the spot?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
It's a bad day?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
No, I know.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
That's why Easter are so great, is because today's.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Rises when never mind, I don't want to, don't have that.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
You should have done a whole segment on Good Friday.
You could have to ask all the questions.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
When does the tomb situation happen Sunday morning.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
When it opens or when he goes does.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
He go into it?
Speaker 7 (40:00):
He goes into it?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Up tonight Friday?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, okay, so later tonight.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Good Friday is not good, not good at all.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
But then Sunday, guys.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Sadness, darkness over the weekend. Everybody thought it was over.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
They had no ideas that Easter was coming.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Everybody go to church for Good Friday to night. Should
not leave there like, ah, it's funny, what are you
doing Sunday? You should be devastated? He devastated the way
that people were before they knew. Yeah, what was sad? Dark? Angry, frustrated, scared, Yeah,
all that, all the thing, and then it all comes
and then he's Sunday morning. You're like, what the this
is awesome? Zombie Jesus, I don't know about zombie this
(40:40):
my fingerprints on that crime stand. The John Cobol Show
is up next, and we'll see you on Mondays. They
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