April 11, 2025 • 30 mins
#WhatsHappening. What You learned this week with Gary and Shannon as they go over fan responses. #NNNYKTK.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What else is going on? Time for what's happening?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well an hour left in the trading day, the trading week.
As a matter of fact, the Dow has seen ups
and downs all day, all week technically, but right now
the Dow is up over forty thousand. It's a It's
up six hundred and seventy points. That's about a one
point seven percent increase. Both the NASDAK and S and
P five hundred are also up about two percent. The
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big news of the day financially has been that not
only did China raise tariffs on the United States two
one hundred and twenty five percent, but gold reached a
record high today and is continuing in that record high.
Territory gold right now three hundred, sorry, three thousand, two
hundred and fifty two dollars an ounce.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Do you invest in gold yet?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
No, No, I did not. You've got an escaped inmate.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That's coming up escape from California involved in a shootout
with authorities down in TJ. Marshall Service, Mexican cops attempting
to arrest escape be named Caesar Hernandez, wanted in the
United States when the shooting occurred.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
We've got Menendez brother's hearing right now, a hearing I
believe it's in Van eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
On the funny way to pronounce that. What did I
Van eyes?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was just reading on as I was speaking. You
know how it goes Nathan Hoffman's motion to withdraw the
brother's resentencing petition.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
This is all legal weedy stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Essentially, Menendez brother's case returning to this court room this afternoon.
Depending on what the judge decides today, another resentencing hearing
may be set for April seventeen and eighteen. Again, it's
all very clerical, isn't it. These two are not getting
out there.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You go to look now, But the home of the
thirty dollars smoothie is also the home to vermin Erawon.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh right, I kind of loved that story.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Carojuan was ordered to close a portion of its Santa
Monica location after a Department of Public Health found what
it described as a vermin infestation, which really was a
couple of live nymph German cockroaches in a cabinet under
a coffee machine.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, I've been looking for a reason not to go
get robbed of money for food and shot one of
those and there we go.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Would you like your jeopardy question?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This is double jeopardy algebra for twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Good at math?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, it is the value of x in the following
equation five x plus four x equals fifty four.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Equals fifty four. Wow. Five, I would say x equals six.
Good job, good thing I had time.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's funny because when I first got that jeopardy question,
I go, oh, I loved algebra.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And then I'm looking at it and I go, well,
what's the thing I do with this?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Because you know, there's addition rules, there's multiplication rules, there's
division rules.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What you do which all goes first? All of those things.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, it's kind of fun to go back and flex
those muscles.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The center of operations, order of operations exactly. I haven't
heard that in a long time. Does this make you
go crazy? Chick and tracker, It has made people go crazy.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Joy me.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It doesn't enjoy me. I don't enjoy that at all.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Chicken jockey is apparently a key to making people go
crazy watching this Minecraft movie.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Heather Baker's going to join us. We'll talk about entertainment.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It cracks me up that everyone's like, oh, this Minecraft
movie came out of nowhere, and who knew it would
be this popular? Then you haven't talked to your children
for five years?
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Possible you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
All right, this whole Chicken Jockey story is crazy because
this a Minecraft movie has posted its fourth biggest Tuesday
in April ever, which it's already too many qualifiers on that,
but sixty five million dollars for a second weekend is
pretty incredible. And it's just Jason Momoa and Jack Black
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and a bunch of computer generated images.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Minecraft added, Chicken Jockey is huge with the children.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
This is like, uh, don't talk to me for five days.
I'm playing Minecraft kind of territory. Heather Brooker from KFI
News follows entertainment goings on, going on's goings on, whatever
it is for us, and joins us.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Now, Heather, how are you hi?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You guys, it's so nice to be with you. Please
excuse my voice. It is like I sound like I've
been smoking for fifty years today.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Is it tuberculosis?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It might be, it might Be's it happens?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It happens.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
This Minecraft movie, I know you got kids, was it?
Is it popular with those goods?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah? You know, I took my daughter to see it,
and she really enjoyed it. She plays Minecraft, she plays
all those games you know that are popular with the
pre teen and team set, and she really liked it.
There was a lot of like Easter eggs in there
for kids who play the games, a lot of nods
to that the kids who were really into the games
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will appreciate. And yeah, you're right, this movie is breaking
all kinds of records.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
It beat out Super Mario Brothers movie as the top
video game movie of all time, just barely eats out
over Super Mario Mothers, which was a huge movie back
in twenty twenty three. It's also beat out Captives of
America Brave New World this year. It's the biggest movie,
so it had legs. It seems to keep going. And
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you know, have you guys heard the kids and what
they're doing now. These teens are going to the movie
and preteens are going to the movie, And for some
reason in the middle of the movie. They are rowing
popcorn and trash and their dreams everywhere, and they're just causing,
like creating a huge mess in the middle of the movie.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well, it's because of that chicken Chicken rocket chicken jockey
scene where the little Minecraft creature falls onto the chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't understand what it is, but I've seen videos
taken from within the movie theaters when that scene hits
and the it happens, they lose.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Their minds in a good way.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Well, no, it's I mean, it's a it's littering.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It sounds like you guys are zero aggressive littering here.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It reminds me a little bit of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, in that Fun for Generations, you did that? Huh?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I will I listen. I like the Rocky Horror Picture
Show and I love the interactiveness of that. This is
not that. This is just unattended children acting like children
and just throwing craft everywhere. I mean, you see the
movie theater employees. They come in and they filmed the
aftermath of this chaos, and it is a mess, and
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you know they only have like five minutes or so
to turn the theaters around, clean them up, and get
in the new you know group for the next screening.
So it's just it's unnecessary. Sure, it's fun. Will they
tell their friends about it and their children about it
years from now? Probably, I don't know. It's weird. Kids
are weird.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Are they putting it on YouTube and getting a bunch
of hits?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yes? Yes, on social media? Yeah, totally worth it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Anything coming out this weekend that we need to watch.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, oh absolutely. If you don't want to go see
Minecraft and get hit in the head with some popcorn
and goobers, then you should go and see Drop. Drop
is a thriller. It's one of those movies that's like,
give me back my son, but it's set.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
His mom restaurant so perfectly.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Take my child. This mom is in a restaurant on
a date and starts getting tech messages saying that someone
kidnapped her son, and she's like, has to survive while
also on a date. So it's like, I don't know,
Tinder gone wrong, I guess. And the other movie I
want to mention is the movie we're all dying to
see is Sacramento.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
It is I just pulled trailer for this. I was
gonna watch it in the bright. Yeah, what's the deal
about this movie?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I mean, Sacramento is basically like a lighter version of
a Real Pain, which of course just won some Academy
Awards for Karen Colkin and Jesse Eisenberg. This movie stars
Michael Sarah and Kristin Stewart and they basically go on
a road trip. It's an odd couple kind of situation.
They go on a road trip and they go to
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Sacramento and whackiness ensues. And it just looks like a
sweet little indie film, And it's a nice alternative to
the Minecraft. Or if you don't want to go see
the horror thriller Drop, that might be a nice option
as well. Also, want to mention you guys, I know
you're excited. There's still some Coachella tickets left this weekend,
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so there's still plenty of time to go. Honey.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I aged out of Coachella a long time. I think
I was born to old for Coachella. I was definitely
I've never been a Tassel's tank top tassel type person.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
You know nothing, what I have to wear? Fringe, not exactly,
That's what I mean. The fringe, right, or like, I
don't want to have to go to the bathroom outside.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm not a big.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Loppy hat person. I can go to the bathroom outside.
I could do that this afternoon. I have no problem
with that.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
But oh okay, it's a.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Fashion thing that I just I'm not a fashionable person.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I get it. Also, want I mentioned if you are
super religious and you want to get your Easter on,
there are two movies coming out this weekend, two opportunities
to go and celebrate this story of Jesus and Easter.
The animated film King of King and then the shows
in the Last Supper Part three drops this weekend. So
with this jest the office, we hope.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You get better.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Oh my gosh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I know it lasted so far.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Well, I would say, my daughter's on spring break this week,
and I'm actually in San Francisco right now, and I
have been sick all week and should have probably canceled
my trip. But you know how it goes. You can't
get the airlines to give your money back or anything.
So here we are, and I'm like, yay, let's go
look at the Golden gate Bridge. Let's go to Alcot.
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I was just at Alcatraz this morning.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Going, yay, is it beautiful there today?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know what, it is beautiful. It's like in the
low sixties. It's a lot cooler here than I thought
it would be.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Where are you stay in the city.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
We're staying by Peer thirty nine, like in the they
they call it the North North Beach.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
It's really nice. We're super close everything. My husband wants
to go see the Lombard Street, the you know, the
one that's very crooked and Kirby.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Take it over to Quick Tower after that.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, that's we can see that from our hotel window.
And then we want to go see Chinatown and like
get some good Chinese suit you guys have any recommendation.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I do have a recommendation. The last time I was
in Chinatown, I found a great place. It was down
the street from the Emperor's Palace, I believe, which is
a nice place. And this place had a d on
the window, and inside there was no English whatsoever. There
was just Chinese and then pictures and I just pointed
to some sort of fried battered chicken and it was
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freaking delicious.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
That's my rule about Chinatown. In the city is.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You've got to go to the places that don't bother
with the health department signs or do not have an A.
If it has an A, it's there for white people.
It's no good.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
You've got to go to the dirtiest, dirty dirty.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Find the d.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Find the d Heather, find the d roll the dice.
Chick have a great Thank you, Brook.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Some people learn things when they say the correct Well,
I don't. Learning is maybe a stretch, but people like
to listen and pull out little instances of nuggets of joy.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
What I learned on Gary and Shannon this week? For me,
this week was all about getting into beaver facts. I
can tell you that sixty pound beaver exist from firsthand experience.
Worse Friday night of my life. Oh god, I was
just curious. They do have hairless dogs, hairless cats? Does
that mean they have hairless never mind?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Hope you guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You put that in there. Who do you think I
choose these?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
What I learned today on that Gary and Shannon show,
I learned that chickens are better treated than Gary is
because Gary's always getting picked.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
On, so knock it off.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
Everybody leaves it a little German boy alone.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
He's fun.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
That a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You can take care of himself.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
They more chicken deb bruh, bring back your color?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
What it will bring back your Hi?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Gary? Hi Shannon.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
What I learned this week is that Gary gets very
persnickety when nobody agrees with his colored coronations of yellows
and oranges.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
Gary, you had to.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Be very respectful, had to be very mivl and you
had to very you had to be very demure. Good callack.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Anyways, have a good weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I got I forgot what that was from for a second.
Any that's more than a year ago. Oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:41):
This week on Gary and Shannon, I learned that Shannon
is at that point in her life where she's finding
out that she's not as balanced and coordinated as she
used to be. I remember when I found out. I
was in the restroom doing a number two, dropped my glasses,
went over to try to pick him up, and I
felt for and as I laid there completely naked, it
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hit me that yep, from.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Stripped down naked, I think he was naked already and
that's when you Okay.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this week
that there's a commercial more irritating than the morning time commercial.
It's the Littering Don't Litter campaign commercial whatever. It's like,
who is this helping people? Have to be told, reminded,
dot a litter? You should know this already, to be
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accepted and understood knowledge.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I agree with you, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
This is upstate New York, Dell And this is what
I learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Well isolated.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Today.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
I learned that there should be cocaine. It used ice cream.
I learned about mount feelings and I also learned about swirlis.
And you know what after learning the about all that
I need a nice heart, stiff, great.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Feel was what I said.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's Richard from Nevada. Hey. What I learned this week
is that Gary's from patal Luma. All right, I'm going
to Pioneer Park. Bye. Okay.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
What I learned this week on the Gary and Channing
Show is that Shannon likes Chinese restaurants that are de rated,
which is which is very ironic because the Gary and
Channon show, I believe is de rated and it's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh, that's so funny that you're not selling that.
Speaker 9 (15:37):
This week on Gary and Shannon, Shannon informed us that
you gotta get it. She's a little worried about that.
One gal though, wasn't getting it. That's they were split
in separate vedrooms.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
I wrote an email about how we get it every Sunday,
which sounds boring. But after forty years, at least we're
still getting that email. Great weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I never see it now either.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Trust Hey, Gary Channing this week, don't trust the A
on a restaurant, go with.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
The dirtiest restaurant.
Speaker 12 (16:08):
Trust the D.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I'm looking for the D. Thanks guys, you're welcome.
Thank you. Why are you shaking your head at me?
I provide a service.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm looking for the D. Yeah, our nine News nuggers.
You need to know the stories that fell through the cracks.
I mean, with all the tariff talk and all the.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Bring it on, give me all the dirty nuggets. Here
is our honorable Mention.
Speaker 12 (16:34):
Honorable Mention serving with you.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Great and honorable motes.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable mention I saw.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Tom Cruise movie like this?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh did jem UK government developing a murder prediction program,
which it hopes can use personal data of those known
to the authorities to identify the people most likely to
become killers.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Here's what you do. You just hire a bunch of women.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
We could tell you just check out their social media
profile exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
This was basically the plot of the movie The Minority Report.
Oh is it right? Yeah? Okay, but they said that
I got a lot of movies to watch.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Data report data from people not convicted of any criminal
offense will be used as part of this project, including
information about potential self harm, details relating to domestic abuse,
et cetera. Officials have strongly denied it, saying only data
about people with at least one criminal conviction would be used.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Would you put around here on the on the on
the list of people that are likely to kill if
you had to pick one person on this floor?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, I think Keana has it in her. She totally
cut you. Yeah, she would go like all all the way, like.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I don't want to I don't want to hear.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
That was the first thing I realized about Kean. And
that's the first thing I really fell in love with
was like, she will cut you, and I like that
in a person.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's the central valley in you right there, that's right.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Instead, they used to call it valley fever, but that's
more of an infection. No, her valley fevers all in
her brain. It you're like spores. Is that what you're like?
Valley infection? Is that what that valley fever is? An infection? Yeah? Oh,
number nine, number nine. I did ninth place.
Speaker 12 (18:32):
If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's dirty.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Too, and I speak nine languages.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Basically everybody at table.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Then I feel ready to go another nine and niner?
Did I get you a niner in there where you're
calling from all walkie talking?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
This is funny. I feel like the joke has been
made now. I feel like this is like a nine
year old joke. Fitted sheets, right and how to and
how to fold them?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I still struggle.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I know that there are ways to fold a fitted sheet,
and people have sent me the tutorials.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
We even have a book, the Folding Book.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, that has a whole thing on it on the
fitted sheet fold.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I'd rather just struggle.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I've realized that there are people who would rather just
struggle with a fitted sheet, and I'm one of them.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I almost feel like if you did learn how to
fold a fitted sheet, you'd keep it to yourself.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yes, it's really serial killer behavior. You end up on
that kill list.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
A huge crowd in Wellington has is this New New Zealand. Yeah,
has gathered to watch a man fold a fitted sheet.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Now he's comedian and the comedian he was doing it
is sort of a performance art piece. He's, I guess
doing shows in Melbourne, Australia and Wellington, New Zealand. And
he had seven hundred people show up to watch him
fold a fitted sheet.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Here's number eight.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I tied his bowled every eight.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Second, listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
There was a nine to one one caller in Chatta, County,
Georgia who had a hard time getting through dispatchers when
he thought someone was breaking into his home.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Well, Dylan's wife called him while he was at work
and she thought that someone was snooping around the house.
So he calls the non emergency line for the Sheriff's department,
which they don't answer, and then he called nine to
one one three times. When he finally got an answer
at nine point thirty one, he said, about three minutes
into the call where he's explaining what's going on, he heard
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the dispatcher talking to others around her and ordering breakfast.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It sounded like this, mm hmm mcgriddle. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
What now everybody knows when you're at work and you're hungry,
and everyone decides on where to get food from, and
suddenly the excitement level and the hunger level exponentially increases.
It's hard not to pay attention to It's real hard
got to make it, except when you're a nine to
one one dispatcher. That should be the accept category, right,
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air traffic control and nine one dispatches should be.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Here's number seven. The seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 13 (21:26):
We're on with seven days would have government seven seven
seven years of college done seven seven seven days.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well, who hasn't wanted to offload a teenage girl?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Missouri Department of Social Services is investigating a foster mom
in Lincoln County, Missouri, facing multiple charges of abuse. They'd
been called to her home two hundred times. Those calls
included witnesses accusing the Brenda Deutsch seventy years old of
trading a teenage girl in her care for a monkey.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Pet monkey doesn't talk back. Pet monkey doesn't sassya.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
That is very true.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Pet monkey does what it's told. Pet monkey doesn't run
around with boys.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
That's why you are not in the foster care system
right now. I'm glad you said right now, because I
had a wonderful foster family. No, no, I mean you're also
not a foster parent. Right yeah, that sounds like a
good recipe. Here's a number six. I got six, you
got six, she got six. Number six. There's six more
weeks of later.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Picture of me or Rabbi and six drunken longshomyn.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
We just dig you in a nursing home closure to ask.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
I don't have to got drink another six pack.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Here's one of your d rated restaurants.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
A Chinese restaurant in Madrid has been shut down for
the roast duck on its menu. Forced to close last month,
police found a pair of these roast ducks finger quotes
here in a secret storage room alongside bags of unknown meats.
Authorities took sample of the meat and confirmed that those
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finger quotes roast ducks were in fact.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Street that's why you don't have a menu. They got
in trouble because they called it roast duck on the menu.
Don't have a menu. That's why I went to the
place in Chinatown with the D on the window where
you just point to the picture.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's a false advertising.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
My favorite Vietnamese restaurant that we would go to when
we were brand new married couple in Sacramento, Cafe Bobo
or Bobo Cafe, whichever way you would walk in. The
guy would hand you a menu and you would start
looking at it and he would hit it out of
your hand and say, I order for you.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, that's the kind of place to go to. Was
that an Atomas?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
No, it was over by the old air for there
was a little how about arden kind of area?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, all right, number five for five. I have five rules.
We begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Five.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
This is the year.
Speaker 12 (23:55):
Five point five would be a favorite.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Lose immediately.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Is there anything better on a flight? I would say,
a two plus hour flight? Is there anything better than
a can of pringles? I would say, nay, nay, there
is not. I love a can of pringles on a flight.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Okay, but you got to pay for him. But I
get it. It is all I'm saying. Okay.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
So Anne Marie Murray, fifty five year old woman on
a flight from Tenerife to Bristol in March and of March,
she ordered pringles, water and a coke, which came to
just seven dollars and sixty four cents. That's a great deal,
isn't this spirit. However, she was unable to pay as
the in flight card machine failed to process her payment.
She had no cash, so she was escorted off the
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flight by police.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
When it's l oh my god.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
It was Ryanair, which is basically the budget the budget
line over there.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Wow, that's awful. She just what let the lady have
her pringles?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
She said, I thought it was a joke. When the
crew said they called the police.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I was shocked.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
When I came on board and we were asked to leave.
It was so embarrassing. I tried everything I could to resolve.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
It is earma more irish name than Anne Marie Murray.
Anne Marie Murray, Anne Marie Murray, want her pringles? Number four?
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Poor minette.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
It is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, number four.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
This isn't the same world you left four years Ago,
Maria Fratdigo took her pet parrot in a cage to
Puerto Rico with her. That sounds fine and it's not
the beginning of a joke, but this eighty one year
old woman went through a travel nightmare. She now says
that she wants to go back to New York City
on the same airline, but that they won't let the.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Parrot fly home with her masts.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
She said, her emotional support animal, Plucky, has been inseparable
for over two decades, since they were since the parrot
was born, and now eighty one year old Grandma Maria
from the Bronx are stranded in Puerto Rico, as she says,
because of what the airline did.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Good Lord, let the woman have her parrots. Why would
you name Lucky?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's a stupid name, agreed, But you named your dog Peter.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Here we are, Yeah, but that's not You wouldn't pluck.
You wouldn't plucking a bird is like the worst thing
you could do to a bird?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Is that right? You do that before you eat them?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Is there also care and maintenance that involves plucking feathers?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
They do that themselves, they've been maybe that's for quite
a lot. Maybe that's what the parent did when it was.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Maybe so, then maybe it's not as nefarious if one believes, oh,
maybe you're right.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Here's number three. Three shall be the number that count
and the number of the counting shall be three were
dead within three hours.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
All three of three. I got all three of you
guys for the rest of your nast born live. After
that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Three.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I just want to say that I want to be
on the record saying I love the name of your dog.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I love that you named your dog Peter. But you
just said you did that was a lie. I love that.
I love real names on There.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Is a TV commercial right now. I think it's for
a dog food where they refer to the dog and
the commercial as Peter.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah. I love it. I think it's great. Somebody listens
to the show.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
A Nevada man arrested this week after seven tigers were
seized from his home. He said they were his emotional
support animals under sam that he was living in parump
isn't it that where all the hookers are.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yes, that's what hookers and tigers and Mike Tyson Number
two what's going on?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
You two?
Speaker 13 (27:31):
We twos one two, there's two sons and no women
who ringing?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
So five forty four was the time that you texted
this headline to me this morning.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
And I'm only going to read a headline. That's all
we need to know.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
This is the text or the title of the article
that you texted with the greeting good morning quote. The
anus may have evolved from a whole original use to
release sperm. There's number one, weird number one, you're number one.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
We're number one.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Then the.
Speaker 10 (28:09):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Are you the number one?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Row?
Speaker 9 (28:11):
Number one?
Speaker 8 (28:12):
Number one?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
So New York apparently has such a problem with people
having sex with dead people and its trains.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
The latest instance instance is a cause for investigation. There
was a man seen on video performing sex acts on
a corpse on a subway in New York.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
And here's the thing. It's a crime of opportunity.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's not like somebody, it's not like people are into
having sex with dead people on trains. It's just if
the opportunity presents itself, there is a segment of the
population that's going to take that opportunity. Unfortunately, that's the
world we live in.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
They believe the body was on the train for hours before.
Oh so it wasn't fresh violated by this person tried
to perform various acts upon the body.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Like what what? What various acts? What are you going
to do? I don't know? All right? John and Ken's
show coming up next? Wait what you said, John and
Ken Show? I did it again a birthday. I'm talking
about Clay.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I also did a homage to Ken today when during
a story I went huh. And then also there was
one other reason, but I don't remember.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I give John a hard time when he does that.
Still he does it too. I had to be fair.
I had to call you out because I know you're right, right,
You're right.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
I need you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I need to get over it. I love the des
listening I do. I just miss Ken.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's what it comes down to. Are you crying? John
Covelt choke coming up next to see you Monday? Stay
drive everybody, blessings. You've been listening to The Gary and
Shannon Show.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty nine am to one pm every Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app,
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
What else is going on? Time for what's happening?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well an hour left in the trading day, the trading week.
As a matter of fact, the Dow has seen ups
and downs all day, all week technically, but right now
the Dow is up over forty thousand. It's a It's
up six hundred and seventy points. That's about a one
point seven percent increase. Both the NASDAK and S and
P five hundred are also up about two percent. The
(00:35):
big news of the day financially has been that not
only did China raise tariffs on the United States two
one hundred and twenty five percent, but gold reached a
record high today and is continuing in that record high.
Territory gold right now three hundred, sorry, three thousand, two
hundred and fifty two dollars an ounce.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Do you invest in gold yet?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
No, No, I did not. You've got an escaped inmate.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That's coming up escape from California involved in a shootout
with authorities down in TJ. Marshall Service, Mexican cops attempting
to arrest escape be named Caesar Hernandez, wanted in the
United States when the shooting occurred.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
We've got Menendez brother's hearing right now, a hearing I
believe it's in Van eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
On the funny way to pronounce that. What did I
Van eyes?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was just reading on as I was speaking. You
know how it goes Nathan Hoffman's motion to withdraw the
brother's resentencing petition.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
This is all legal weedy stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Essentially, Menendez brother's case returning to this court room this afternoon.
Depending on what the judge decides today, another resentencing hearing
may be set for April seventeen and eighteen. Again, it's
all very clerical, isn't it. These two are not getting
out there.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You go to look now, But the home of the
thirty dollars smoothie is also the home to vermin Erawon.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh right, I kind of loved that story.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Carojuan was ordered to close a portion of its Santa
Monica location after a Department of Public Health found what
it described as a vermin infestation, which really was a
couple of live nymph German cockroaches in a cabinet under
a coffee machine.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, I've been looking for a reason not to go
get robbed of money for food and shot one of
those and there we go.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Would you like your jeopardy question?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This is double jeopardy algebra for twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Good at math?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, it is the value of x in the following
equation five x plus four x equals fifty four.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Equals fifty four. Wow. Five, I would say x equals six.
Good job, good thing I had time.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's funny because when I first got that jeopardy question,
I go, oh, I loved algebra.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And then I'm looking at it and I go, well,
what's the thing I do with this?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Because you know, there's addition rules, there's multiplication rules, there's
division rules.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What you do which all goes first? All of those things.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, it's kind of fun to go back and flex
those muscles.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The center of operations, order of operations exactly. I haven't
heard that in a long time. Does this make you
go crazy? Chick and tracker, It has made people go crazy.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Joy me.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It doesn't enjoy me. I don't enjoy that at all.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Chicken jockey is apparently a key to making people go
crazy watching this Minecraft movie.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Heather Baker's going to join us. We'll talk about entertainment.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It cracks me up that everyone's like, oh, this Minecraft
movie came out of nowhere, and who knew it would
be this popular? Then you haven't talked to your children
for five years?
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Possible you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
All right, this whole Chicken Jockey story is crazy because
this a Minecraft movie has posted its fourth biggest Tuesday
in April ever, which it's already too many qualifiers on that,
but sixty five million dollars for a second weekend is
pretty incredible. And it's just Jason Momoa and Jack Black
(04:21):
and a bunch of computer generated images.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Minecraft added, Chicken Jockey is huge with the children.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
This is like, uh, don't talk to me for five days.
I'm playing Minecraft kind of territory. Heather Brooker from KFI
News follows entertainment goings on, going on's goings on, whatever
it is for us, and joins us.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Now, Heather, how are you hi?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You guys, it's so nice to be with you. Please
excuse my voice. It is like I sound like I've
been smoking for fifty years today.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Is it tuberculosis?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It might be, it might Be's it happens?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It happens.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
This Minecraft movie, I know you got kids, was it?
Is it popular with those goods?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah? You know, I took my daughter to see it,
and she really enjoyed it. She plays Minecraft, she plays
all those games you know that are popular with the
pre teen and team set, and she really liked it.
There was a lot of like Easter eggs in there
for kids who play the games, a lot of nods
to that the kids who were really into the games
(05:21):
will appreciate. And yeah, you're right, this movie is breaking
all kinds of records.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
It beat out Super Mario Brothers movie as the top
video game movie of all time, just barely eats out
over Super Mario Mothers, which was a huge movie back
in twenty twenty three. It's also beat out Captives of
America Brave New World this year. It's the biggest movie,
so it had legs. It seems to keep going. And
(05:50):
you know, have you guys heard the kids and what
they're doing now. These teens are going to the movie
and preteens are going to the movie, And for some
reason in the middle of the movie. They are rowing
popcorn and trash and their dreams everywhere, and they're just causing,
like creating a huge mess in the middle of the movie.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well, it's because of that chicken Chicken rocket chicken jockey
scene where the little Minecraft creature falls onto the chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't understand what it is, but I've seen videos
taken from within the movie theaters when that scene hits
and the it happens, they lose.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Their minds in a good way.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Well, no, it's I mean, it's a it's littering.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It sounds like you guys are zero aggressive littering here.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It reminds me a little bit of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, in that Fun for Generations, you did that? Huh?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I will I listen. I like the Rocky Horror Picture
Show and I love the interactiveness of that. This is
not that. This is just unattended children acting like children
and just throwing craft everywhere. I mean, you see the
movie theater employees. They come in and they filmed the
aftermath of this chaos, and it is a mess, and
(07:09):
you know they only have like five minutes or so
to turn the theaters around, clean them up, and get
in the new you know group for the next screening.
So it's just it's unnecessary. Sure, it's fun. Will they
tell their friends about it and their children about it
years from now? Probably, I don't know. It's weird. Kids
are weird.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Are they putting it on YouTube and getting a bunch
of hits?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yes? Yes, on social media? Yeah, totally worth it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Anything coming out this weekend that we need to watch.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, oh absolutely. If you don't want to go see
Minecraft and get hit in the head with some popcorn
and goobers, then you should go and see Drop. Drop
is a thriller. It's one of those movies that's like,
give me back my son, but it's set.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
His mom restaurant so perfectly.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Take my child. This mom is in a restaurant on
a date and starts getting tech messages saying that someone
kidnapped her son, and she's like, has to survive while
also on a date. So it's like, I don't know,
Tinder gone wrong, I guess. And the other movie I
want to mention is the movie we're all dying to
see is Sacramento.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
It is I just pulled trailer for this. I was
gonna watch it in the bright. Yeah, what's the deal
about this movie?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I mean, Sacramento is basically like a lighter version of
a Real Pain, which of course just won some Academy
Awards for Karen Colkin and Jesse Eisenberg. This movie stars
Michael Sarah and Kristin Stewart and they basically go on
a road trip. It's an odd couple kind of situation.
They go on a road trip and they go to
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Sacramento and whackiness ensues. And it just looks like a
sweet little indie film, And it's a nice alternative to
the Minecraft. Or if you don't want to go see
the horror thriller Drop, that might be a nice option
as well. Also, want to mention you guys, I know
you're excited. There's still some Coachella tickets left this weekend,
(09:09):
so there's still plenty of time to go. Honey.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I aged out of Coachella a long time. I think
I was born to old for Coachella. I was definitely
I've never been a Tassel's tank top tassel type person.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
You know nothing, what I have to wear? Fringe, not exactly,
That's what I mean. The fringe, right, or like, I
don't want to have to go to the bathroom outside.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm not a big.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Loppy hat person. I can go to the bathroom outside.
I could do that this afternoon. I have no problem
with that.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
But oh okay, it's a.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Fashion thing that I just I'm not a fashionable person.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I get it. Also, want I mentioned if you are
super religious and you want to get your Easter on,
there are two movies coming out this weekend, two opportunities
to go and celebrate this story of Jesus and Easter.
The animated film King of King and then the shows
in the Last Supper Part three drops this weekend. So
with this jest the office, we hope.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You get better.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Oh my gosh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I know it lasted so far.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Well, I would say, my daughter's on spring break this week,
and I'm actually in San Francisco right now, and I
have been sick all week and should have probably canceled
my trip. But you know how it goes. You can't
get the airlines to give your money back or anything.
So here we are, and I'm like, yay, let's go
look at the Golden gate Bridge. Let's go to Alcot.
(10:40):
I was just at Alcatraz this morning.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Going, yay, is it beautiful there today?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know what, it is beautiful. It's like in the
low sixties. It's a lot cooler here than I thought
it would be.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Where are you stay in the city.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
We're staying by Peer thirty nine, like in the they
they call it the North North Beach.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
It's really nice. We're super close everything. My husband wants
to go see the Lombard Street, the you know, the
one that's very crooked and Kirby.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Take it over to Quick Tower after that.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, that's we can see that from our hotel window.
And then we want to go see Chinatown and like
get some good Chinese suit you guys have any recommendation.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I do have a recommendation. The last time I was
in Chinatown, I found a great place. It was down
the street from the Emperor's Palace, I believe, which is
a nice place. And this place had a d on
the window, and inside there was no English whatsoever. There
was just Chinese and then pictures and I just pointed
to some sort of fried battered chicken and it was
(11:44):
freaking delicious.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
That's my rule about Chinatown. In the city is.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You've got to go to the places that don't bother
with the health department signs or do not have an A.
If it has an A, it's there for white people.
It's no good.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
You've got to go to the dirtiest, dirty dirty.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Find the d.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Find the d Heather, find the d roll the dice.
Chick have a great Thank you, Brook.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Some people learn things when they say the correct Well,
I don't. Learning is maybe a stretch, but people like
to listen and pull out little instances of nuggets of joy.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
What I learned on Gary and Shannon this week? For me,
this week was all about getting into beaver facts. I
can tell you that sixty pound beaver exist from firsthand experience.
Worse Friday night of my life. Oh god, I was
just curious. They do have hairless dogs, hairless cats? Does
that mean they have hairless never mind?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Hope you guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You put that in there. Who do you think I
choose these?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
What I learned today on that Gary and Shannon show,
I learned that chickens are better treated than Gary is
because Gary's always getting picked.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
On, so knock it off.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
Everybody leaves it a little German boy alone.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
He's fun.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
That a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You can take care of himself.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
They more chicken deb bruh, bring back your color?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
What it will bring back your Hi?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Gary? Hi Shannon.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
What I learned this week is that Gary gets very
persnickety when nobody agrees with his colored coronations of yellows
and oranges.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
Gary, you had to.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Be very respectful, had to be very mivl and you
had to very you had to be very demure. Good callack.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Anyways, have a good weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I got I forgot what that was from for a second.
Any that's more than a year ago. Oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:41):
This week on Gary and Shannon, I learned that Shannon
is at that point in her life where she's finding
out that she's not as balanced and coordinated as she
used to be. I remember when I found out. I
was in the restroom doing a number two, dropped my glasses,
went over to try to pick him up, and I
felt for and as I laid there completely naked, it
(14:03):
hit me that yep, from.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Stripped down naked, I think he was naked already and
that's when you Okay.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this week
that there's a commercial more irritating than the morning time commercial.
It's the Littering Don't Litter campaign commercial whatever. It's like,
who is this helping people? Have to be told, reminded,
dot a litter? You should know this already, to be
(14:35):
accepted and understood knowledge.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I agree with you, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
This is upstate New York, Dell And this is what
I learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Well isolated.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Today.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
I learned that there should be cocaine. It used ice cream.
I learned about mount feelings and I also learned about swirlis.
And you know what after learning the about all that
I need a nice heart, stiff, great.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Feel was what I said.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's Richard from Nevada. Hey. What I learned this week
is that Gary's from patal Luma. All right, I'm going
to Pioneer Park. Bye. Okay.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
What I learned this week on the Gary and Channing
Show is that Shannon likes Chinese restaurants that are de rated,
which is which is very ironic because the Gary and
Channon show, I believe is de rated and it's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh, that's so funny that you're not selling that.
Speaker 9 (15:37):
This week on Gary and Shannon, Shannon informed us that
you gotta get it. She's a little worried about that.
One gal though, wasn't getting it. That's they were split
in separate vedrooms.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
I wrote an email about how we get it every Sunday,
which sounds boring. But after forty years, at least we're
still getting that email. Great weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I never see it now either.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Trust Hey, Gary Channing this week, don't trust the A
on a restaurant, go with.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
The dirtiest restaurant.
Speaker 12 (16:08):
Trust the D.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I'm looking for the D. Thanks guys, you're welcome.
Thank you. Why are you shaking your head at me?
I provide a service.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm looking for the D. Yeah, our nine News nuggers.
You need to know the stories that fell through the cracks.
I mean, with all the tariff talk and all the.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Bring it on, give me all the dirty nuggets. Here
is our honorable Mention.
Speaker 12 (16:34):
Honorable Mention serving with you.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Great and honorable motes.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable mention I saw.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Tom Cruise movie like this?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh did jem UK government developing a murder prediction program,
which it hopes can use personal data of those known
to the authorities to identify the people most likely to
become killers.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Here's what you do. You just hire a bunch of women.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
We could tell you just check out their social media
profile exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
This was basically the plot of the movie The Minority Report.
Oh is it right? Yeah? Okay, but they said that
I got a lot of movies to watch.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Data report data from people not convicted of any criminal
offense will be used as part of this project, including
information about potential self harm, details relating to domestic abuse,
et cetera. Officials have strongly denied it, saying only data
about people with at least one criminal conviction would be used.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Would you put around here on the on the on
the list of people that are likely to kill if
you had to pick one person on this floor?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, I think Keana has it in her. She totally
cut you. Yeah, she would go like all all the way, like.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I don't want to I don't want to hear.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
That was the first thing I realized about Kean. And
that's the first thing I really fell in love with
was like, she will cut you, and I like that
in a person.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's the central valley in you right there, that's right.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Instead, they used to call it valley fever, but that's
more of an infection. No, her valley fevers all in
her brain. It you're like spores. Is that what you're like?
Valley infection? Is that what that valley fever is? An infection? Yeah? Oh,
number nine, number nine. I did ninth place.
Speaker 12 (18:32):
If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's dirty.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Too, and I speak nine languages.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Basically everybody at table.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Then I feel ready to go another nine and niner?
Did I get you a niner in there where you're
calling from all walkie talking?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
This is funny. I feel like the joke has been
made now. I feel like this is like a nine
year old joke. Fitted sheets, right and how to and
how to fold them?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I still struggle.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I know that there are ways to fold a fitted sheet,
and people have sent me the tutorials.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
We even have a book, the Folding Book.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, that has a whole thing on it on the
fitted sheet fold.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I'd rather just struggle.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I've realized that there are people who would rather just
struggle with a fitted sheet, and I'm one of them.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I almost feel like if you did learn how to
fold a fitted sheet, you'd keep it to yourself.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yes, it's really serial killer behavior. You end up on
that kill list.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
A huge crowd in Wellington has is this New New Zealand. Yeah,
has gathered to watch a man fold a fitted sheet.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Now he's comedian and the comedian he was doing it
is sort of a performance art piece. He's, I guess
doing shows in Melbourne, Australia and Wellington, New Zealand. And
he had seven hundred people show up to watch him
fold a fitted sheet.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Here's number eight.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I tied his bowled every eight.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Second, listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
There was a nine to one one caller in Chatta, County,
Georgia who had a hard time getting through dispatchers when
he thought someone was breaking into his home.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Well, Dylan's wife called him while he was at work
and she thought that someone was snooping around the house.
So he calls the non emergency line for the Sheriff's department,
which they don't answer, and then he called nine to
one one three times. When he finally got an answer
at nine point thirty one, he said, about three minutes
into the call where he's explaining what's going on, he heard
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the dispatcher talking to others around her and ordering breakfast.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It sounded like this, mm hmm mcgriddle. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
What now everybody knows when you're at work and you're hungry,
and everyone decides on where to get food from, and
suddenly the excitement level and the hunger level exponentially increases.
It's hard not to pay attention to It's real hard
got to make it, except when you're a nine to
one one dispatcher. That should be the accept category, right,
(21:17):
air traffic control and nine one dispatches should be.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Here's number seven. The seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 13 (21:26):
We're on with seven days would have government seven seven
seven years of college done seven seven seven days.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well, who hasn't wanted to offload a teenage girl?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Missouri Department of Social Services is investigating a foster mom
in Lincoln County, Missouri, facing multiple charges of abuse. They'd
been called to her home two hundred times. Those calls
included witnesses accusing the Brenda Deutsch seventy years old of
trading a teenage girl in her care for a monkey.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Pet monkey doesn't talk back. Pet monkey doesn't sassya.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
That is very true.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Pet monkey does what it's told. Pet monkey doesn't run
around with boys.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
That's why you are not in the foster care system
right now. I'm glad you said right now, because I
had a wonderful foster family. No, no, I mean you're also
not a foster parent. Right yeah, that sounds like a
good recipe. Here's a number six. I got six, you
got six, she got six. Number six. There's six more
weeks of later.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Picture of me or Rabbi and six drunken longshomyn.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
We just dig you in a nursing home closure to ask.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
I don't have to got drink another six pack.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Here's one of your d rated restaurants.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
A Chinese restaurant in Madrid has been shut down for
the roast duck on its menu. Forced to close last month,
police found a pair of these roast ducks finger quotes
here in a secret storage room alongside bags of unknown meats.
Authorities took sample of the meat and confirmed that those
(23:05):
finger quotes roast ducks were in fact.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Street that's why you don't have a menu. They got
in trouble because they called it roast duck on the menu.
Don't have a menu. That's why I went to the
place in Chinatown with the D on the window where
you just point to the picture.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's a false advertising.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
My favorite Vietnamese restaurant that we would go to when
we were brand new married couple in Sacramento, Cafe Bobo
or Bobo Cafe, whichever way you would walk in. The
guy would hand you a menu and you would start
looking at it and he would hit it out of
your hand and say, I order for you.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, that's the kind of place to go to. Was
that an Atomas?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
No, it was over by the old air for there
was a little how about arden kind of area?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, all right, number five for five. I have five rules.
We begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Five.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
This is the year.
Speaker 12 (23:55):
Five point five would be a favorite.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Lose immediately.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Is there anything better on a flight? I would say,
a two plus hour flight? Is there anything better than
a can of pringles? I would say, nay, nay, there
is not. I love a can of pringles on a flight.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Okay, but you got to pay for him. But I
get it. It is all I'm saying. Okay.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
So Anne Marie Murray, fifty five year old woman on
a flight from Tenerife to Bristol in March and of March,
she ordered pringles, water and a coke, which came to
just seven dollars and sixty four cents. That's a great deal,
isn't this spirit. However, she was unable to pay as
the in flight card machine failed to process her payment.
She had no cash, so she was escorted off the
(24:43):
flight by police.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
When it's l oh my god.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
It was Ryanair, which is basically the budget the budget
line over there.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Wow, that's awful. She just what let the lady have
her pringles?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
She said, I thought it was a joke. When the
crew said they called the police.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I was shocked.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
When I came on board and we were asked to leave.
It was so embarrassing. I tried everything I could to resolve.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
It is earma more irish name than Anne Marie Murray.
Anne Marie Murray, Anne Marie Murray, want her pringles? Number four?
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Poor minette.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
It is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, number four.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
This isn't the same world you left four years Ago,
Maria Fratdigo took her pet parrot in a cage to
Puerto Rico with her. That sounds fine and it's not
the beginning of a joke, but this eighty one year
old woman went through a travel nightmare. She now says
that she wants to go back to New York City
on the same airline, but that they won't let the.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Parrot fly home with her masts.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
She said, her emotional support animal, Plucky, has been inseparable
for over two decades, since they were since the parrot
was born, and now eighty one year old Grandma Maria
from the Bronx are stranded in Puerto Rico, as she says,
because of what the airline did.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Good Lord, let the woman have her parrots. Why would
you name Lucky?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's a stupid name, agreed, But you named your dog Peter.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Here we are, Yeah, but that's not You wouldn't pluck.
You wouldn't plucking a bird is like the worst thing
you could do to a bird?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Is that right? You do that before you eat them?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Is there also care and maintenance that involves plucking feathers?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
They do that themselves, they've been maybe that's for quite
a lot. Maybe that's what the parent did when it was.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Maybe so, then maybe it's not as nefarious if one believes, oh,
maybe you're right.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Here's number three. Three shall be the number that count
and the number of the counting shall be three were
dead within three hours.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
All three of three. I got all three of you
guys for the rest of your nast born live. After
that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Three.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I just want to say that I want to be
on the record saying I love the name of your dog.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I love that you named your dog Peter. But you
just said you did that was a lie. I love that.
I love real names on There.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Is a TV commercial right now. I think it's for
a dog food where they refer to the dog and
the commercial as Peter.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah. I love it. I think it's great. Somebody listens
to the show.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
A Nevada man arrested this week after seven tigers were
seized from his home. He said they were his emotional
support animals under sam that he was living in parump
isn't it that where all the hookers are.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yes, that's what hookers and tigers and Mike Tyson Number
two what's going on?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
You two?
Speaker 13 (27:31):
We twos one two, there's two sons and no women
who ringing?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
So five forty four was the time that you texted
this headline to me this morning.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
And I'm only going to read a headline. That's all
we need to know.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
This is the text or the title of the article
that you texted with the greeting good morning quote. The
anus may have evolved from a whole original use to
release sperm. There's number one, weird number one, you're number one.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
We're number one.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Then the.
Speaker 10 (28:09):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Are you the number one?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Row?
Speaker 9 (28:11):
Number one?
Speaker 8 (28:12):
Number one?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
So New York apparently has such a problem with people
having sex with dead people and its trains.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
The latest instance instance is a cause for investigation. There
was a man seen on video performing sex acts on
a corpse on a subway in New York.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
And here's the thing. It's a crime of opportunity.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's not like somebody, it's not like people are into
having sex with dead people on trains. It's just if
the opportunity presents itself, there is a segment of the
population that's going to take that opportunity. Unfortunately, that's the
world we live in.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
They believe the body was on the train for hours before.
Oh so it wasn't fresh violated by this person tried
to perform various acts upon the body.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Like what what? What various acts? What are you going
to do? I don't know? All right? John and Ken's
show coming up next? Wait what you said, John and
Ken Show? I did it again a birthday. I'm talking
about Clay.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I also did a homage to Ken today when during
a story I went huh. And then also there was
one other reason, but I don't remember.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I give John a hard time when he does that.
Still he does it too. I had to be fair.
I had to call you out because I know you're right, right,
You're right.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
I need you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I need to get over it. I love the des
listening I do. I just miss Ken.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's what it comes down to. Are you crying? John
Covelt choke coming up next to see you Monday? Stay
drive everybody, blessings. You've been listening to The Gary and
Shannon Show.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
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