#WHATSHAPPENING | #WIL/NNNYNTK

#WHATSHAPPENING / #WIL/NNNYNTK.  Heather Brooker – Entertainment Report.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Garyan Shannon and you're listening to KFI AM
six forty, The Gary and Shannon Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
The Big News Today internationally, the first direct Russia Ukraine
peace talks since the early weeks of the invasion ended
after less than two hours. These are the ones that
are taking place in Turkey, but not with the major
leaders from both sides. They have agreed to a prisoner swap,
but they're still pretty far apart on some of the
key conditions. Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky said that he talked

(00:32):
about the talks with President Trump and some of the
leaders in France, Germany, the UK, and Poland.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
There is a new Final Destination movie coming out, the
first in fourteen years. This is a franchise that's been
around for twenty five years. Heather Brooker will join us
with our entertainment report coming up this hour.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hi, Garyan Shannon, this is Francine from Ventura. Just wanted
to let you know that your prayer to God for
clouds to go away were while you were saying your prayer,
the clouds parted and sunlight came down. No joke, because
my cat ran out just to lay in it did
a good job. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Maybe Peter was just looking for some sunshine.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, Peter also was a disciple clearly mm hmm makes
and he's at the gates right am?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I right?

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Am? I right?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And Peter the oh yeah, like the gates have happened, yeah,
as opposed to I don't know, like the side gate
on what I'm talking.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
I just wanted to say thank you for the Gary
town Phil for being who they are and really awesome people.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
You guys totally made my son's day yesterday. He played
back the whole show and listened to everything. He loves
you guys. You guys have kick ass. Man know your
kick ass.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
His birthday yesterday was a.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Gary similar story. We moved into a brand new house,
had a German shepherd with a dog. Door into the
garage and out into the yard.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
This is going to say so left.

Speaker 7 (02:07):
One morning, the door came down but bounced back up again.
Something was in the way of the I beam and
there were guys next door doing masonry work on our
neighbor's house. And when my husband came home and the
dog was in the driveway greeting him, they said he
had just been hanging out all day.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
In and out. That's not going to save you.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's beyond saving at this point. I'm just I was
asking for leniency during the sentencing. Okay, That's all I'm doing.
Do you take full accountability?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
How could I not?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I tried to blame that guy you left the little
flyer on the door, and that didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
That does not work. The parole board does not want
to hear excuses. They want full accountability and then they
will grant you leniency.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
I am the one. You got to make it sound
like you really believe that. I am the one? Why?
Why are you responsible for this?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Because I didn't secure the package?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, we're gonna have to work on this before the
parole board comes home from the Northwest.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
What else is going on?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay, well, yeah, so we are going to have a
cool down this week, and the sun did come out,
thank you Lord. We do have a chance of light
showers tomorrow, but like you said earlier, the blow average
tempts will not last long. We could get drizzle late
tomorrow and or late tomorrow into tomorrow night, but then
we're gonna get warming starting Monday throughout the week. Let's

(03:38):
see how warm it's gonna get let me pull it
my little bye. Friday, we should have a good upper eighties. Perhaps,
what beautiful week you guys, incredible Orange County seventy five
to seventy nine. As you get into the week, Sunshine,
I work from home week on except Friday. Friday, you
can work from Lancaster. That's going to be the important one.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Of course, we're doing our news and brews there in
Lancaster at Bravery Brewing. Not only are they going to
have the KFIPA, we're going to have some special stuff
going on just for the people who are in the building.
There is also great lunch option right there at Bravery.
They have an incredible, award winning pizza kitchen that you
can grab some lunch.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Well, well, we're worried about our drizzle. More than seventy
million Americans are an alert for actual weather. We're talking tornadoes,
hail the size of baseballs from Arkansas to Ohio today.
Already the power is out for more than three hundred
thousand people a hard hit area of Michigan.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Michigan and I think Minnesota and Wisconsin also had some
tornadoes just yesterday and the power is still out.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
For many of those.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Still this morning, LA County, the LA County community in
South LA. They're fed up with a bunch of trash
fires and crime. What they say is their lawless neighborhood.
The fire department, the Watts Fire Department for La Fire
says the homeless population has been involved in at least
five hundred trash fires in the area since the beginning

(05:16):
of the year. Five hundred since the beginning of the year,
and they say that number doubles when you account for
nearby areas that are serviced by the county, more than
seven homeless fires every single day.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Trump is weighing in on James Comey's stupid post former
FBI Director James Comy. Trump says Comy knew the implications
behind that recent now deleted social media post where he
shared a photo on Instagram of seashells on a beach
arranged to form the numbers eight six, four seven, eighty
six forty seven.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Trump said, Now, he.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Wasn't very competent, but he was competent enough to know
what that meant, and he did it for a reason,
taking a little job. Comys since apologize for the post,
but what are you doing? I mean it makes all
the people that were like taking you I saw like Trump,
all the people that were like taking you not seriously
are definitely taking you not seriously. Now as director of

(06:13):
the FBI to post a picture of seashells with a
knock on the President of the United States, like get
out here, what are you even doing?

Speaker 4 (06:21):
It's silly.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's like a little girl would do that.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
That's the second reference.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
So we've had to children, teenage girls are sniping at
each other. More than one hundred and thirty four thousand
people are going to receive notices of medical debt relief
from La County on a nonprofit that they're working with.
One hundred and eighty three million dollars of debt was
relieved in the first round of this program, called the

(06:47):
La County Medical Medical Debt Relief Program. According to supervisor
Holly Mitchell, you don't have to do take any action.
It is a real notification that they are taking care
of medical debt.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Well, we we have a bad monk to tell you about.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
This is rare.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
The Buddhists are very peaceful people and the monks are
even more so. Right Thai police have arrested a Buddhist monk.
They say he embezzled more than nine million dollars from
the prominent temple which he ran. What did he spend
the money on? The monks they're quiet, They wear the
single orange robe. Maybe they've got a couple extras. They're

(07:27):
not really they're not out gallivanting. They're monks.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
You want to read this guy's name, I will let
you have that joy. I'm going to just spell his
first name t h A M m A c h
I r A n u w A t Fama charanawat Bingo.
And we told you yesterday about those guys that are
trying to do a quick ascent of Mount Everest. They're

(07:53):
going to have to step over a couple of bodies
and a couple at least an Indian and a Filipino
climber died while climbing Everest. Hundreds of people are attempting
to scale the highest peak because the weather. The Indian
climber died yesterday just below the twenty nine thousand foot
summit while he was returning from the top. So he
made it and was on his way back down. The

(08:15):
other climber, forty five year old from the Philippines, died
the day before, he was on his way up to
the summit and had reached Camp four wherever that is
the highest camp on the mountain, preparing for that final
bid to reach the summit.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Are you are you going to be worried about this
till the door is fixed.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I'm trying to figure. I was just telling how what
is it that I need to do. I'm going to
need maybe realign the strike plate on the.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, that's not going to impress anybody that you live with.
They want it done, That's what I mean. They don't
want to hear about a strike plate. They just want
the door to close.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
But I have to move that to make the You're
going to do it yourself. I love that. Oh okay,
I thought you were gonna I thought you said you
had to hire someone.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
If I'm replacing the front door, I thought you said
you were.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I'm not going to replace.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh you just You've gone through that whole thing in
the past hour. Because their first thing was I'm get
rid of the whole door. That was where you started.
Do you not remember saying that.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I do remember saying that. I have talked myself out
of that. Got it not replacing the whole door.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Okay, this is not going to go. Well, I've got
you gotta you should replace. I'm not going to replace.
You're not going to replace holder.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, Well, coming up in our nuggets, experts are predicting
what the penis of the future could look like.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Leanna, I uh, pride and shame. I think I think
that in your house. The future is not as easy
to predict. I don't know where you're going with that.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
It doesn't involve a penis. I'm just talking about the door. Okay,
I think you got to replace the door.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
I'm not going to replace. Here's what you do? You
fix it. I'm using air quotes, right.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
But you you say that you have an appointment for
like a real guy, a guy who does this, A
real guy.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
No, you know what I mean, like a guy and
more than acceptable.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm in trouble. See
what it feels like, like a guy who does this
for a living or a lady. It could be a
lady and that gets real weird, right, But anyway, you
get an appointment with him for next week for what
in case it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Work, it's going to work. Okay, then why haven't you
fixed it up until now? I don't know. I never
thought it was a problem. Oh it's okay.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Well, there was this one time in twenty eighteen when
you said something, I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
I'm kidding. I'm bringing up an old.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Thing like I'm just trying to too soon.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Okay, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
KFI AM six forty.

Speaker 9 (11:08):
Hey, don't take it so lightly, Gary, and all the
dog being out, he could.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Have gotten killed. Oh great, I don't take it so lightly.
And it's drinking. He's your animal. He looks, he looks
to you, He looks to you for you.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
To take care of him and and I keep him safe.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
So don't take it so lightly that you let him out.
Let's be clear.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I didn't let him go anywhere. I didn't let him
walk around the neighborhood with a cigar in his hand
and at a dry martini he got out.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
You're yelling, sorry, it's okay. I need some entertainment to
keep me. Okay, let's do that. Let's have Heather take
the Heather, Jesus take the wheel, take the wheel.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I'm thinking, Hi, friends, what can I watch later on
to take my mind off of what these a wandering dog?

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Can I just.

Speaker 10 (12:06):
Say this is my favorite time of the week to
talk about movies and what to watch with you guys.
I love murder, story of Love, all the homeless story
shenanigans that we do, and all the Trump wackiness, but
this is my favorite like part of the week.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (12:22):
And if you want something to take your mind off
of almost losing your dog today, WHOA Final Destination Bloodlines
is opening this weekend and it is terrifying. This is
the sixth installment of the Final Destination series, first sequel
in fourteen years, and it is gonna be the film

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that kind of tell us a little bit of the
backstory of where this Final Destination origin began, why death
is constantly coming for all these people. It like the Bloodlines,
you know, where it traces back to. So there's a
fun little backstory there that I think fans of the
movie will enjoy.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Have you guys seen some of the marketing for this film?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Driving around LA I have not the poster of a
skull being held up by a chain.

Speaker 10 (13:11):
Okay that, yes, that's the only thing I've seen. So
if you're driving around on the freeways in La. You
may have noticed sometimes you're behind a semi truck that
looks like it's carrying a bunch of logs on it.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh you know, have you seen that?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I saw one coming out of the Warner Brothers lot
right over here.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (13:26):
So that is marketing for this film, and it's based
off of a very famous clip that scares a lot
of drivers, myself included to this day, where from Final
Destination two, one of the logs falls off of those
semi trucks in the middle of traffic and.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Just like wipes everybody out.

Speaker 10 (13:44):
So I always think about that too when I'm driving
behind like someone with a ladder sticking out the back
of their truck, I'm like, is this it?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Is?

Speaker 10 (13:51):
This my Final Destination moment? So that movie a lot
of people are very excited about. It's getting great reviews,
and quite frankly, there isn't a lot but opening at
the box office this weekend. This is one of those
weekends where the studios there's kind of a lull. They're
not releasing their big movies until the next couple of weekends.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Well, Memorial Day obviously, the next next weekend is going
to be a bigger deal.

Speaker 10 (14:13):
Yeah, next Weekend, We've got Mission Impossible is coming out.
Very excited for that one. I'm gonna go see it
next week. And also Lelo and Stitch.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Can I ask you a question? Of course?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay, let's talk about this Mission Impossible final reckoning. I
loved the first half of the movie when it came
out last year or whatever it was, and this year
is supposed to be the final Tom Cruise Mission Impossible deal.
The story was that he got a five minute standing
ovation at the con Film Festival.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
That's not even that long. That's not I know, buticon.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
But think if you were to just right now just
start applauding for five minutes.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
It's ridiculous. But like, I feel like it was just
last year that they were getting like eleven minute applause.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, if you're under ten.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
To the bathroom and come back and people would still
be applotting.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, well depends on what you're doing in anyway.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, I'm looking forward to that one too, And then
the Weekend is back in.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, this one maybe a hit or miss for some people.
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (15:16):
If if you're a fan of the Weekend like he
is of himself, apparently, then you will enjoy this movie.
It's kind of a surreal, strange, trippy, almost horror thriller
like movie. It is called Hurry Up Tomorrow, and it's
sort of in conjunction with and it is meant to
go along with his album of the same name. Just

(15:40):
a very weird, trippy movie. It's not expected to do
very well at the box office. I feel like it
has a very niche audience. People who are fans of
the weekend and that type of you know film will
enjoy that as well.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
You guys gonna go see it? Are you gonna do it?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
No?

Speaker 4 (15:57):
I like Jenny Ortega. She was fun and I like her.
I like her in Ever Thank You Wednesday, Yeah, Wednesday,
But I have zero desires. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (16:06):
Well, you can also go see Willie Nelson and Bob
Dylan if you want at the Hollywood for I see.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
So if I don't like, if I don't like the Weekend,
I'm ninety four years old.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
There you go, there's no in between.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Well that's not true. I just think you're going to
be busy this weekend. Stop you can get me in
more trouble. You might, you might be in a little
bit of trouble. But I feel like you're gonna get
I think it's gonna get handled' just gonna take care of.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
That right right.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Here.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
I love your optimism. I'm just trying to put it
out there for you. You know, good vibes, vibes. I
may need a spare room, so if I'll let you
guys know over the weekend.

Speaker 10 (16:50):
Now it all goes well, you can always go see
final destination.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Maybe take your mind off of me. A little bit
of death to.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Take your jar I say never by that was going
to be too far.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KF
I am six forty.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Okay, Gary, so you get the hilarity reward today.

Speaker 11 (17:16):
I can't believe you left your Peter hanging out.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
That's okay, that's kind of funny. Yeah, but you are
I mean gentleman. Thank you guys. It's long time listener.
I love you guys so so much. But anyway, love
you guys. You make me laugh. It's just awesome. You

(17:42):
are the best. God bless you guys. Have a great weekend. Toby,
my puppers is bye bye Toby, Bye Toby. Thanks Becca.
That was is that your Becca?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
What do you mean you went out with Rebecca, I
do not think so, Oh I don't could be.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
I guess it could be, but I doubt it. That's
just my Well, we're at the point in the show.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Where I mean, I'm afraid to get into this one
because I'm afraid what people are.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Going to do. But what you learned this week on
the Gary Channe Show, Uh oh, so this is a
lot of this may be a little harsh on you.
I don't know. Maybe it's This show is a lot
of things to a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
It sure is, and we appreciate that everybody sticks around
because they know that maybe sometimes they might laugh at.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Us or with us.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
The umbrella of a lot of things to a lot
of people really hides a lot of bad things.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
That's a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, it's like adding extra layers of paint to the
wall when it's already damn a rope on a clergyman.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
What good morning, Gary and Shannon.

Speaker 11 (18:51):
What I've learned this week is that Gary doesn't take
care of his dog and he's getting divorced.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
You know what I learned is that Gary, like me,
apparently checks the baseball schedule every day. Because when I
looked at it, I realized Hey, everybody's playing. I guess
you could call them a neighbor, not necessarily a rival,
but about as close to a neighbor as you can get.
So we'll see how this works from baseball. Secondly, as

(19:21):
much as the dirty Gary and Shannon podcast sounds, I'm
probably gonna and when the show's that, I'm stick with porn.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
We can't. He's gonna stick with porn. Yeah, we can't.
I can't, you know, we cannot. We can.

Speaker 12 (19:34):
Well, I learned that Gary doesn't like Cherry Garcia. I
think I liked it once upon a time, but you know, Hoggendalls, Hoggendalls,
Vanilla Bean only.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
Where to go.

Speaker 12 (19:49):
And on top of that, I learned that Shannon's God
listens to Shannon's prayers because we got sunshine down here
in the Long Beach up to Torrents area.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Ye, yeah, thank you, Yeah, thank you. Have a great
week at Gary and Shannon. Am I sure listening to
you right now? His name is Zach, longtime listener in
Orange County. This week I learned that.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
Shannon really wasn't talking about Gennibals a lot this week?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Are you okay?

Speaker 12 (20:17):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Gary? Gary lay offer Man honestly I defend you too much.
Hi guys.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
This week I learned on The Gary and Shannon Show
that while I live in Hemmett and you can't spell
himant without spelling math, I have tigers and you can't
bring your bags to a grocery store.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Oh yeah, have.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
A great weekend.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I've never heard that you can't spell him without math
and I love it.

Speaker 12 (20:41):
Hey, Gary, Hey, Shannon, Michael from Narco Mike, what did
I learn this week? Yeah, well, this is what I
learned this week. Gary lit the dog out, Gary lit
the dog out. You're in trouble.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
You're in trouble, little shot and Freud. Everyone's loving it.
Dog is fine, August.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Fine earned this week on The Gary and Shannon Show,
Shannon h raisins, that's on American.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Sorry, I just don't.

Speaker 13 (21:08):
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
Vatican City has their own secret tennis courts.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
I guess they're secluded from the public.

Speaker 13 (21:16):
Back in the seventies, I guess the Cardinals used to
get together and have their own little friendly tennis tournaments.
Although I think we're just assuming they were friendly. Who knows,
they could have been talking a lot of crap.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
I think y'all have a good weekend. See you two,
all right, one more Hello.

Speaker 11 (21:31):
This week I learned that Gary was engaged twice, once
to his current wife and the other was to quote
a cheating whore.

Speaker 9 (21:42):
I didn't now. That was not nice. That was not nice.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
That all right?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
For those of you who really love producer Keana is,
she's going to be either elevan in your eyes or
brought down in Yeah, if.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
You were like that guy and missed genital talk this week,
buckle up.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get real. You were
gonna say something like genitally or something. Here's our honorable mention.
Honorable mention not supposed to honor serving with.

Speaker 11 (22:26):
You a.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Great and honorable motes.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorables.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Well, this is a verse.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
A couple couple of people found dead at one of
these homeless encampments in La Here's a twist.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
One of the people was found partially eaten by dogs.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
My god.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Woman's body found inside a sidewalk ten had been reportedly
locked from the inside. Family members were unable to reach
the victim. They tear it open and they find her
body and then a man's body as well. She's just
forty six years old. Oh god, that is awful, awful.
Why you wouldn't want to clean that up? But you

(23:11):
know what, We're letting people live the way that they
want to live. We're respecting their feelings.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Right, shoot on by dogs. I don't think anybody wants
that number nine, number nine. I did ninth place.

Speaker 7 (23:22):
If the CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis partners
dirty two and.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
I speak nine languages yet nine basically everybody at table nning.
I feel ready to go another nine?

Speaker 5 (23:32):
And niner?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Did I catch a niner?

Speaker 6 (23:34):
In?

Speaker 13 (23:34):
There?

Speaker 7 (23:34):
Were you calling from Milwaukie talkie?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
The Cannapolis Cannonballers minor league baseball team has a little
event where they have dogs that show up. Their beloved
bat dog, Casey Betty, comes and grabs the bat after
the after a thatt bat.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Now are these dogs that are sanctioned to be at
the game? Are these dogs that got out of a
home nearby in.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Ouch officially members of the Kannapolis cannon Ballers team.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
They said that Casey Betty had a bathroom emergency. Oh,
which is funny because there was no bathroom in sight.
There's just a few feet away from home plate. So
moments before preparing to fetch a bat, she let it loose. Yeah,
instead of using gloves or a you know, a doggy
poo bag.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Scooped it right up with his bare hand. Get it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Isn't this something that you learned as a parent. Sometimes
you got to scoop up poop or vomit or whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Soap and water does amazing things. Yeah, and you can.
It will get you past a lot of nasty stuff.
Just make the problem go away. Just handle it. Handle it,
guy gets a raise. It's almost like if you never find.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Truly go number eight.

Speaker 12 (25:04):
My child is bowled every eight second listening to eight
different bosses, drawn on about mission statements.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
He jello shots never really did anything for me.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I mean, I don't know. This isn't that troubling. It's
not like the kid was handing out fireball shots. I
mean it was a kindergartener, So that's a problem.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
An investigation underway after a Pennsylvania school district said a
kindergartener was giving jello shots to classmates three other students.
They say immediate action was taken. The students were called
to the nurse's office. EMS was called, parents were notified
met first responders at the hospital. Come on, like, these

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parents haven't given their kids, Benadrill.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Unclear how the kid got the alcoholic jello.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Cups and mom and dad probably had them in the refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, and what is that unclear? Con do we even
know if the kid knew that they were.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Jellow's beautiful, beautiful jewel toned, the grain, the red.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
What's your favorite jello flavor? I like strawberry.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't know red, Yes, strawberry, I would say red, strawberry.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I like it to taste like red. Okay, number seven
starting to short out here.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
You've got other.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Things on your mic, like calimony. So here's a fun twist.
Remember how we're talking about that Gary and Shannon show
dating game.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
We've got a contest.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
No, a man was caught attempting to smuggle parrots into California. Specifically,
when officers noticed unusual clothing bulges.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, it was around his ankles. They discovered six birds
stuffed into his boots, to which I say, huzzah, Why
are we having a problem with a man smuggling some
birds in his boots. We usually have stories about customs
finding somebody who smuggled bricks of meth in their underwear

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or in their anal cavities. This is a feel good
smuggle story. I don't know why we're not embracing this man.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
I'm not sure what you feel good about. Here.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Uh, parrots and they're not in his pants, they're in
his boots.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Six undeclared birds in his boots. Sorry, six parrots in
the car and the undeclared birds that were hidden in
his boots, including two that were dead. Back on the
fourth of May, a twenty six year old man applying
for admission to the US at sany Sidro was caught
smuggling sixteen live parakeets and three lives have chickens.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Three live chickens.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
That sounds like a like a ritual, right, Like they're
gonna kill the chickens and use their blood smeared on
their faces or something.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Who smuggles a live chicken ritual? People?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Right?

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yeah? Yeah, Like in bull Durham they needed a live
exactly number six.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I got six, You got six six number six.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
There's six more weeks of water. Picture of me a
rabbi and six drunken longshomy. We just dig you in
a nursing home closer to us.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I don't have to go take that drink another Guys,
leave your penises alone.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about when it
comes to I'm not talking about that.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Adjusting the way that God created your penis. He created
it beautifully. Let it live its life. It doesn't need
filler injections. Men apparently are flocking to the doctors or
the med spas to get penis filled injections.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Just say no to this. If she doesn't like your penis,
go find someone who does. I have no response to that.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I think it was pretty solid advice. Yes, no need
to put a needle in there. Ah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Here's number five for five.

Speaker 10 (29:22):
I have five rules.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
We begin bombutes five little. This is the year five
point five would be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
My house I grew up in, we had an old
We had not a wooden shed, a metal shed out
in the backyard, which is where we would keep lawn equipment, lawnmower,
a couple of bikes, you know, stuff like that. And
I'm always amazed that the big warehouse.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Stores like the home depots and the lows.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
They have these on display, but they're always locked, at
least the ones I've seen.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
They're they're locked.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
So that people can't get into them, because they don't
want people living in there.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I always saw like a shed or like a playhouse,
like a friend had a little playhouse in the backyard,
you know, just one of those plastic ones that you
could barely turn around and let alone live in. But
I alway thought it would be so cool. I couldn't
wait to like live in a shed because I'd be
by myself.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
It's like your own little house. Smell a little bit
like gasoline.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah in is it slidell or sleddel you'll be yeah told, yeah,
somebody will tell me. Police there in Louisiana responded to
a call at a parking lot at a Lows of
the Sunday night because they found a guy inside a
display shed. Witness reported the guy inside typically used to

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show customers the various storage options of course out there,
and different building materials and things like that. When officers
showed up, they started looking down the line of sheds
on display, and it wasn't until the fourth or fifth
that they found the suspect lying on his back, pants
around his ankles, open container of vasoline and an electronic device.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Are you going to say the rest of the part?
Where do you get the vasaline? It seems odd.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
There's number four, m number four or minute.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Now number four.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
This isn't the same world you left four years Oh.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
This is unfortunate. Uh, do we know where Keana's husband is? Like,
do we have a like find my iPhone probably tracker
thing to make sure he's safe. Well, it's just a
lot of penis violence. There was the vasoline, and now
we've got a Brazilian woman accused of hacking off her

(31:56):
husband's penis and cooking it in a bean stew.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
It's important that it was a beam stit. That sounds
awful that.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
They added part of She added part of her husband's
anatomy to the meal and ate it after ending his
life in a revenge attack.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Well, she caught him watching porn. So that's why you
go into the shed. Guys. That is that guy And
the last story was onto something. You go in the
shed and she's not going to catch you.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
It's not clear yet if she was the only person
who tried the stew she cooked, or if others eat it.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Yeah, here's number three. Wait wait no waits nope, no more.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
This comes just months after another woman in Brazil was
arrested after confessing and removing a man's confessing to removing
and eating a man's heart and genitals. Apparently this is
a thing in Brazil.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
There's something in the water down there.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Three shall be the number that count and the number
of the counting shall.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Be three were dead within three hours three security clearance
level three. All three three. I got all three of
you guys for the rest of your nat being born live.
After that three days, they both start to stink.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
Three.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Did you see how detailed that story got? Yes? Whoa,
it's gonna be out of the Daily Mail. There is
a story out of the UK.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
A mom has been criticized online for ordering a cake
for her son's birthday. She wanted to help him stop breastfeeding. Okay, well,
I could think of other ways to do it, but
apparently she bought a double boob cake for this kid.
That's funny in order to do that. Who cares? What

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would a three year old look at that and say,
oh oh, I know what that means. I should probably
stop breastfeeding off me.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, I don't know, but you know, people are weird.
They're going to do stuff stuff. Why are we chastising?
Where are we writing four news stories about this mom's
sense of humor? Making a boobcape for kids. That's trying
to wean off the boob Here's number two?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
What's going on?

Speaker 12 (34:07):
You?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Two one? Two people?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
There's two sons and no women ringing ing.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
When you were a young boy and you were growing up,
what did you want to be when.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
You grew up a veterinarian? Okay, veterinarian. When I could you?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
When I used to be able to take care of animals.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
I saw the opportunity and I sat here didn't take it.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
But anyway, poop fairy, that was not on the list
for you.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Because Vancouver is hiring people known as poop fairies.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
What is their job? Well, it sounds like it is.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
They have a human waste problem so bad that they're
hiring poop fairies to clean up the city sidewalks. Human
and dog waste has become a real problem in Vancouver.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I'm assuming this is Vancouver, Washington.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
No, No, Vancouver, Canada.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
That's a good question. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
We should know if this is an American problem or
a Canadian problem.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
That would be Canadian. Yeah, because they got the Canadians.
They poop on the streets up there. Do they hastings crossings?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
My goodness? Is it the Is it the milk in
a bag? Is that what causes the the issues?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Here's number one?

Speaker 8 (35:29):
Weird?

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Number one, number one, We're number one.

Speaker 12 (35:32):
Then I decided to look out for number one.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Are you the number one?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Row?

Speaker 8 (35:37):
Number one?

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Number one, number one? All right, to look into your
crystal ball? What do you see? The penis of the future? Okay,
you just wanted to jump right the chase? Yeah, I
go for it. Like they say that, well, all of
our bodies are growing more than they used to.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
But it says that that specific body part of our
body has grown at an alarming rate in just thirty years,
that the average size has jumped twenty five percent from
nineteen ninety two to two thousand l one. Yeah, and
that by the year twenty one hundred you could see
it go past about eight.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
And a half inches. That seems like a lot. Good night, everybody.
What movie was this? By the way, I take the
curse off door. No, it is Bull Durham the movie Bulder.
It wasn't Bull Durham. It was major League Dork.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, it was no, that was Bull Durham. But Joe
Boo that was that. The the black magic that went
along with Major League voo. That was also it was baseball.
There's a lot of voodoo that goes on in all
the superstition. Yeah, everyone's right, everyone's right, everyone's right.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
It's right, everyone's frying right, dork.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
You should you should use that at home. Okay, we're
both right. Everybody's right. No, that's not going to fly.
Great job, Keana, very proud, very ashamed. Can we should
I say a prador God for you? That's probably sunshine
never hurts?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Okay. John Cobell shows up next. We'll see you Monday.
Maybe say try everybody blessings. You've been listening to The
Gary and Shannon Show.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
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