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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sometimes, when when you have a saw blade, let's say
you got like a ten twelve inch miner saw and
you work that thing right, you got to send that
blade away that you buy a new blade, or you
go go get the teeth sharpened, you know, so that
the cuts are clean. Someone got their teeth sharpened the
last twelve hours or so.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know if came in.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I know, I'm talking so much trash today out of
the gate.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I don't know why. What's gonna happen. I know I'm
gonna work hard to be better.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Part of it is you were at the game last night.
I probably didn't feel great.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It was frustrating, lack of offense like that. I'm tired
of Paz, who.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Isn't There's a flag on a deep left center field
headed back.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
There is gone Junior gives the Giants day. That guy
finally woke up.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Blue Jays beat the Dodgers last night six to two,
so there will be at least a game six. We're
hoping for Tim Kates, We're hoping it's a game seven
as well.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But game six we know will be Friday night in
there's a game tonight. There will be a game six
Friday night in Toronto, maybe a Game seven on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So shohey Atawani is not the second coming of Christ.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
He is human, normal person.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
He is a normal person. And those guys last night
they looked flat, Katsey.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
They looked flat.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
They looked like a team that lost an eighteen inning
game the night before as opposed to winning the game
against the Toronto Blue Jays. And there's no excuse for
the way they came out last night. You cannot lose
that game at all. You have all the momentum in
the world in this World series, and you've got a
unicorn on the mound, and you.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Let six innings of okay ball go to waste. And
he kept you in the game. He gave that home run.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
You just played, yeah, but you were down two to one,
and he put up zeros until the seventh innings.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Where the heck is this Dodgers offense.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You can't lie on show Hay to hit it out
of the park every time he steps up to the
plate too, Where are the guy? It feels like everyone's
trying to be a hero the way they were to
close out that game on Tuesday. On Monday, you know,
it's just get on base, Just just get a base hit,
get a double. Everyone's trying to be the freaking hero
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of the game. But they're doing in the first and
the second and the third inning when it just gets
some offense going.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I heard Vesay after the game last night he was
picked refer to that, and he was specifically talking about
Mookie Betts that it looks like Mooki Bets is going
up there, and he used the term scooping, like trying
to scoop the ball up and out of the out
of the park, which means that he's what three for
thirty five or whatever he is.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
He's not I mean, he's not doing well.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
He's been really good at hitting fly balls to flag
geruro in foul territory.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Right, which and he pointed that out.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
How many times after show Hay was intentionally walked, did
Mookie get up and hit a pop fly.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Right and people are not on bass when he comes.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Up the backside of that, Mookie's not producing, but on
the front side of showing tani Andy Pott has hasn't
done anything, not four fifty. Shannon's got as many home
runs as him in the postseason, and Gary, you got
as many walks as he does in this postseason. They
need somebody to get on base. Paul Havoc Miguel Rojas, Yes,
I agree, how do you second exactly?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh well, Tommy Edmonds foot in his ankles him all
year long, changes tonight.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
It has to happen.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I don't want to see Alex Call in the line
of no offense to Alex Call who took three strikes
last night and struck out. It's got to be Miguel Rojas.
At least he puts the ball into play at the
ninth spot. At least he'll hit a flare to right.
He'll do something to try to get.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
On base and tried, and uh, you know, coming in
with his that's a tough situation.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
To put him in a bonda in aw.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You know, I have a problem with his walkout song.
It's about God, and I love God. God's great. Not
for a walkout song that is does not get people going.
Same thing with Calls walkouts bad.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Uh walkout song and has to the worship song.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It's it's fine, but it does not get the people
going in the eighth.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
And ninth wait well, wait, wait a second, stop, I
must not be right there. Why does it have to
get the people going? Why is it up to the
fans it is to get these guys who are making
millions to motivate them to win.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
The fans did suck last night.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
The fans full last night came out as flat as
the team. They get no, they get no excuses. It's
not their saying up till midnight. Yeah, but you know what,
you look at that that fan based Vassay said it
last night and he was pissed and he gave nobody
any freaking grace.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
These people are paying it.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Thousand dollars to come to the game, but you want
them to motivate millionaires?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You motivate yourself and then will take you to that
next level as fans.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, you two. It would be nice to have a
couple of hits to get the crowd into the.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Fans to get more. You know, the jumbo tron's telling
you the.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Fans could have got in to it in the second inning,
the third inning, even when Toronto Blue Jays were down
by five four in the in the eighth or ninth
inning in Game two, those fans were on their feet
and they were loud. Dodger Stadium was a freaking church
last night with the Christian walk up song.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Okay, there you go again, packing the Christians had first off,
that's not the same Dodger Stadium crowd that it is
for one sixty two or the wild Card run or
the NLDS.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
The same crowd that it was a subduede. We spent
one thousand dollars to put our ass in the seat.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Crew, Well, you need to get out from the dugout
seats where you're at and walk around with the people.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Like I do in the pavilion.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
You want to see where I sat?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You were?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I mean, you're so close to the players you might
as well have been hiding.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I sat in Silver Lake. Oh really, let's see here.
I sat top deck.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Oh good for you.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I'm a top deck persons.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Okay, did you take the free metro there too?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I did.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I took the Gold Line to Union Station stop. I
am a person of the people. Oh my gosh, you are,
I know I mean you can barely see the field.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
It's okay. So the people around you last night in
the top dech they were not top deck crowd. They
were not my usual top deck crowd. I saw no
night tattoos, only like one beer. These people, like, they
were not yelling, they had a cardigan, and there were babies.
There were babies. There weren't a lot of tattoos on
their phones and stuff. No, but it was a strong, strong,
(06:24):
polite Asian population.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
As well up there.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It was not the Frank mccourtiers in the top deck
last night. We'll just say that.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Well, congratulations to you for saving eighty five dollars for parking. Yeah, yeah,
that's awesome. Hell yeah five dollars, Yeah, seventy five if
you pre purchase it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And they had the overflow lots going, so like you're
parking a mile and a half away for.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Eighty five dollars. That's a rough guy.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I just have a real beef, guys with this whole
The fans need to get these guys going. You needed
to be early and start cheering and be there aloud,
like the players dictate what happens.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Both and they will elevate your game. Yeah, they were
both at fault.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It is it is fun to see the first two games.
I mean, we talked about it yesterday. Fans in Toronto
didn't sit down. They did not sit down right for
sixteen innings, basically thirty two years since they had a
World Shore earlier. But that's the kind of attitude I
think that you want to see. It's not the responsibility
of the fans to do that, but it is fun
to see.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's a wine and cheese crowd at Dodger Stadium, not
a Mitchell lot of crowd.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The crowd doesn't want it as much as the crowd
wants it in Toronto. This crowd has been in the
World Series a handful of times in recent years five years.
Toronto hasn't been since thirty three years, and they want
it more. And it's obvious. The question is is the
Blue Jays want it more than the Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Game five tonight, Blake Snell against trey Ya Savage again,
repeat game one.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
In terms of starting pitching.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Snell Zilla is going to rise to the occasion to
night so pitch. But if even if he pitches well
and puts up Zeros, Dodgers' offense needs to put up
the crooked numbers on the scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
That's really you need to.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Get after this young kid. And by the way, before
we go, I know you guys gotta break. I was
listening yesterday. I listen to you guys every day. By
the way, what is this beef with West Covina in
city Hall?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Though?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
This is this real?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You want to note stick around? Can you stick around?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Well, listen, I'm gonna listen as I always do us
I drive around. You can't.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You can't stick around for four minutes?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
KZ oh, okay, fine, I'll stick around Gary channel.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
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Speaker 3 (09:03):
Hey it this is a Dave.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Call him from Saint Augustine. I just wanted to tell
you I don't like baseball. I don't watch baseball.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
But listen to you guys talk about baseball.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Fall in love with you. Guys are awesome.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Give it a chance. It's a sport that will wrap
itself around your heart.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Although last night I was like, I hate baseball. You're
saying it today you hate BABISA you're hungover. It's a
you're hungover emotionally, not really, but I may not really.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You came in there was really nothing to get into
to be hungover emotionally. I think you could be hungover
emotionally after like the Niners lose the Super Bowl twice
to the Chiefs in the fourth quarter.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, that's an emotional hangover.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Can't old yeller this. You can't say, well, I didn't even.
I wasn't even My heart wasn't in anyway.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Just go, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I don't love you anyway, ge't.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Tim Kats is here. Tim Kates asked us the question,
what's up with you in West Covina? Well, what did
you hear, Katsey when you were lit to the show?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
I heard you guys promote a remote coming up tomorrow tomorrow,
okay at BJ's.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
In West Covina. Absolutely, Okay, okay. So I got excited.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I got an aunt and uncle who live just outside
of there, who are big fans of Gary and Shannon Gerty.
They are they'll probably be there, and so I was
thinking about that, and I was going to text them
and remind them that there's remote. And then you, Shannon said,
you have beef with city hall or something like they
tried to squash remote or like they try to stop
(10:29):
you guys.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
From being out there.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So we had a remote scheduled for the BJ's in
West Covina, Kasey and the city came in and was like, oh,
do you have a permit? And we were like, m
that paperwork didn't get done for whatever reason, and so
they canceled our remote because we didn't have a permit
to drink beer and eat pizza. I am in a restaurant,
(10:53):
which made no effing sense. To me, So I created
a gihod No, that's not good. I'll walk that back.
I decided that I didn't like the city of West Covina.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Well, listen, they've got their own set of problems. Why
do they need to extend their problems to this show?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And so I want to show them why we need
a permit, because you know what, You're right, we do
need a permit. The kind of chaos that we're going
to bring to West Covina in the form of just
pure fun, Katsie is going to need a permit, right, Sure,
if I need a permit to build a deck on
my house, if I need a permit to do with
(11:32):
my land what I have the freedom of the forefathers
to do in ink on the US Constitution Land, I
have the freedom to have fun in West Covina.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
You're here.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Why because Gary?
Speaker 7 (11:47):
What?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Because this is America?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
This is an East Germany where you need a permit
to drink beer In fact, nay, I bet you don't
even need a permit in East.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Germany to drink beer in the morning. Not even the
Democratic Republic of Congo. It's not democratic and it's not
a republic.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Right.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
They say things that are pretty to make it feel
like you're free.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What makes you so special, West Covina. Well, you know
what we'll show you, because we're going to bring all
of our special straight to your doorstep.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
And we don't care if it's infested with cockroaches or
whatever else you get in trouble for we.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Will outlive the cockroaches with our remote at J's in
West Covina. It's tomorrow, be there. It's gonna be a
great time. What's your aunt and uncle's name?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Gary and Carroll.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Gary and Carroll sound lovely.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I'm so confused. You guys do a lot of remotes.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
iHeart does a lot of remote and BJ's across southern California.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, we by the City.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Of West Covina requires a permit for an event like
that makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I can count at least six different times.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Furthermore, five seventy has been out there.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Why all of a sudden, Well not mob shakedown at
that point?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Is that what it is? Probably it is.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Did you guys do something to tick off like a
council member there.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Actually it started with your show.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It started last year when Petro some money went out
there and you did not have a permit, but we,
being the head of our mafia, just kind of smoothed
it over with the city somehow with the fire marshal.
Really at the time, you didn't even know about it,
because that's what the good mafia does.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
They take care of your problems before you even though
you have them.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Well, I know, your guys' remotes are really packed and
there's a lot of people and it can get kind
of out of control by the time one o'clock gets around.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Do you hear about the underwear?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So you know how Yamamoto's interpreter wears lucky underwear every
time Yamamoto starts, Okay, he wears it's underwear with bunnies
on them, and then there's some rainbow lasers that shoot
out of the bunny's eyes. Okay, so every time Yamamoto starts,
he wears those. And so I thought that Gary could
do the same, take a page from the interpreter's playbook
as he should, and I've offered up some whimsical underwear
(13:59):
that he could model on the bar at BJ's in
West Covina.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I'm all in wait, you ordered some, you know, I've
offered of other people bringing them.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Okay, So, did you guys get a permit? Is happening?
We don't care. We don't care.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
We do not care because regardless of whether or not
the city of West Covina wants us there, we're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Did you ever see the major motion picture Pump Up
the Volume featuring Christian Slater, Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Where he drives around in his jeep with pirate radio.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
It's gonna be us?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Did I see it?
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Come on? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I know my favorite Sam. Well, we can't wait to
meet Gary and Carroll and everybody else is going to
be out there. BJ's West Covina tomorrow nine am.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Can't you guys bring in security? And I know you
guys bring security with you? Yes, okay, I think at
that point I'll be your secure if you want, oh
your huncle Berry, I'll be locked and loaded. Gary and
Shannon will.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Get Maybe you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand
from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Oliver thought we had a rule. I thought we discussed this.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Oh yeah, he doesn't like old music because it makes
him feel old. Ps.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Here's a fun fact about Gary. Is somebody ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Gary?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Fun facts are the best.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I don't know about that well, because we think we
know you and then you surprise us with these things.
Did y'all know that when Gary was a young boy,
he had a pet snake stuffed animal. Okay, yeah that
sounded weird. He for school, uh, stuffed in old tie
uh and made a snake stuffed animal. And the snake's
(15:38):
name was.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Goober Gazorp.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
What sounds like a pokemon.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Is not a great name that he came up with.
And he was like, six, is that real?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, that really happened, Yes, goober Gazorp.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Goober Gazarp. See isn't that great at six?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Though?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
That's really creative, right, That's what I said.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, that's a flex.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I would if you were my child, I'd take you
straight to Smart School. I did go to Smart School.
You did for a while, and then what happened.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I gave up it. Didn't want to be weird.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I didn't want to be different.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
I didn't want to leave.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That was the thing is that if you went to
if you went to smart school or whatever they called it,
you had to leave class twice a week or once
a week or whatever it was and go to a
different school. Like they took four or five of us,
my one of my good friends, Steve Stephen. We would
go to class, or we would get in a car
(16:37):
and go to class to at a different school. Yeah,
and someone's mom or dad would drive us across town
for the half day or whatever.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
It was was that.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I'm sorry, elm, we're ahead. That's the plot to Malcolm
in the Middle, you know, like when they take the
smart kids.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, well that's right.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I loved that show.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And you don't want to stand out? That's like right,
that was weird. Everybody else got to hang out and
do their regular recess thing, and but we had to go.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
So did you raise this issue with your parents? I
don't want to be different. I want to stay with
the dumb kids.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
And was there pushback?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Well that after elementary school there was no such thing.
I mean, you would take like an honors class or
something like that, but there was you didn't have to
go to a different school.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I see, so you stayed with it.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, I see.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I guess because I don't see you telling your parents.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I don't want to be like everybody goes this is
goober gozorp and we want to go with the dumb kids.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Using my stuffed snake to argue on my behalf there
is more music. The whole bad bunny thing with the
super Bowl, they're trying to water it down, I think
a little bit, because they're hiring other groups and singing artists.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
They're gonna take place through the week.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, They're going to put Sting as a headliner for
a concert in San Francisco two days before the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, the Friday of super Bowl weekend. Apparently last week
the Bill Graham said Auditorium booked Chris Stapleton for the
night before the game.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
So, which is great Stapletons too, Yeah, Oh a British guy.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Guys over here.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
So Hurricane Melissa has made landfall in Cuba. Extremely dangerous storm.
We saw what it did to Jamaica yesterday. At least
three deaths. Power was cut off for almost three quarters
of the island of Jamaica, and Jamaican officials have said
nearly fifteen thousand people in shelters. There's been widespread flooding,
(18:31):
blocked roads down to power lines. Of course, all of
this is not surprised, and considering that Category five storm
was one of, if not the largest and most powerful
storm that we've seen since we've begun to measure hurricanes
back in the eighteen fifties. Sustained winds right now close
(18:54):
to one hundred and twenty miles an hour, so it
has stayed very strong even after making landfall in Jamaica
and Cuba, and is now of course making its way
towards the Bahamas and Bermuda. The Jamaican government is saying, yes,
the storm itself was only across land for several hours,
(19:16):
but it's literally going to take years for them to
rebuild to what they were before, and they need a
lot of help. As of early today, Jamaica had been
downgraded to a tropical storm warning, but forecasters are saying
the island is going to continue to experience the flash
flooding and several landslides that they had seen through today.
(19:37):
As a matter of fact, so about a thousand people
had to be evacuated from Guantanamo Bay, which is our
Navy base there on Cuba, ahead of the expected arrival,
getting people out of the way. We've also seen tropical
storm conditions in Haiti and Dominican Republic and a bunch
of those other Grand Cayman in places like that throughout
(19:58):
the Caribbean, so.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Diseased monkeys that have broken loose after a crash in Mississippi.
What could go wrong? We'll tell you about that. Also,
bears have killed seven people in Japan this year. They've
got a new plan to attack the bears to fight back.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Tell you that. Oh, and don't forget. Today is Perihelian Day.
What is perihelian?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
That's when three i atlas comes as close to the
Sun as it's going to get.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
What is the word perihelian? That means as close to
the Sun as it's going to get or something like that.
You don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
It's as close to the point of the thing. Listen,
I used all my brain energy when I was in elements.
This is what happens in sixth grade. You stopped in fa.
Had you asked me in the sixth grade, I'd probably
have a better answer, but I gave up on that
a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Parahelium, also known as a sun dog. What a parahelian
also known as a sun dog, is an atmospheric optical
phenomenon that appears as a bright spot or a pair
of bright spots on either side of the son just
means something close to the sun. I think is what
para helion?
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, that's good. That's whether that's where the craft is
right now or comet or whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Three I at lists? Is it?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I don't think he location it's a it's a it's
a visual thing. Were you telling me a snake can't
be named? Goober gazorp? Gary and Shannon will continue.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Ollie. Gary has a problem again with the old music
he wants.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
It's lists.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I know what you're doing, but he uh, he's having
a midlife crisis where he only wants like bad bunny
things like recent recent music.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay, nothing nothing, not exactly okay, thank you, because I
have to deal with him in here. Wow, it's a thing.
Let's talk about who's dealing with who today. I've been
quiet during the breaks.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
That is also not entirely true.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Really, what are you here?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
We have a couple of animal stories, some monkeys that
have been maligned.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Where we get through that. Hey, Gary, so the smart
school thing I'm aware of that got it in your case?
So I hope you got a refund.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Wow, you know what I didn't tell that story or
try to get that story out of you, Not that
I knew I was getting that story out of you.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
But fur there to be evil thrust upon you.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Anything we do, people will thrust evil upon us.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Because it's why can't people just be kind and nice
and say that's cool? You went to the smart Kids' school.
It must have sucked to feel left out. But I'm
sure your parents were real proud that you were in
the Smart kids school. They didn't want me to be
bored exactly. That's the worst is when you're a kid
and the stuff is too it doesn't stimulate your mind,
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and that's when you get bored. And that's when you
start paying attention, when you start doing drugs, and you're
just downhill from there, right, and then you wake up
one day and you're forty five. Yeah, this all goes
back to not going to the Smart kids school. We've
got a couple stories here about animals, animals that have
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been maligned. Like I said, these monkeys in Mississippi, and.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
They're not bad monkeys.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
These were innocent monkeys. So apparently the driver So there
was an accident in Mississippi and an undisclosed number of these.
How do you pronounce this? Recis monkeys? Yep, Reesei's monkeys escaped.
The truck hauling them flipped over, and the driver told
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the local authorities that they were diseased, that these monkeys
were aggressive, that they had COVID, that they had herpes,
that they had a variety of STDs.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I mean, these were asu monkeys according.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
To this guy. And and he lied.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
And this was after the Jasper County Sheriff's Department killed
a number of these monkeys because they thought that they
had a hepatitis C and herpes and everything.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Not the case. Well, he lied, like intentionally lied or
I don't know. He must not have known. He could
have said something like, I don't know, they could have diseases.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Well, listen if he's carrying, which raises all kinds of
questions about the trucks that I'm passing every morning.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
You got to know your load.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
You got to know what's in your load, and if
you've got diseases in your load, you got to know
about it so that if you flip over, you can
alert people. Now, these were forty found monkeys as well.
That's a big one, you know, you're usually the adults,
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and if I have to be at the adults, it's
going to be a problem. They were leaving Twulane University's
Primate Research Center when the accident happened.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Now, if you're picking this truckload up at the Two
Lane University National Biomedical Research Center, I would have also
made the assumption these are dirty monkeys, right, they got
some stuff go up.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I wouldn't make that assumption.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
How could you not if they're at a biomedical research facility.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I wouldn't think, well, well, let's just say if they
were put in my rig and they were diseased, I
would assume they would tell me about that.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
That That would be something that was made clear to
the driver. Don't touch yeah, the monkeys, right, That's what
they would say. Something in this level with them, they
said that these.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
These monkeys were killed because of what the driver believed
was that they were infectious, and it turns out that
they weren't.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
They are.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
They were part of what would be the control group.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Basically, they do experiments on half of the animal or
whatever ratio that they want to do to determine what
kind of an impact it's gonna have what the drug
or the chemical or potion or whatever they're using is
going to have on that thing. So the other part
of an experiment is a control group that doesn't get
that same treatment or whatever it is, to see how
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it's gonna And apparently these were part of the control
group that they were not exposed to any infectious agent,
according to Tulane University. But could you imagine a phone
call from a truck driver in Mississippi explaining, we.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Got truck load of monkey.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
They all got the herp and they got the Sif
they don't, they don't all they're clean monkeys. The other
story to tell you about is awful horror stories out
of Japan everywhere this fall with bears. Bears are breaking
into supermarkets, they're killing farmers, they're attacking people at hot
springs resorts. More than one hundred people have been injured
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by bears in Japan this year. Eleven have died. So
what is the government going to do about it. They're
sending in the troops. They're dispatching the military to shoot
the bears. They are going into the mountains of northern
Japan to help set traps, dispose of the carcasses of
the dead bears.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Remember, the new Prime Minister is a huge fan of
President Trump, and she's taken a cue from him if
he's if you know, Trump can send in federal agents
to help clean up cities. She can send in federal
agents to help clean up the progressive bear prop What.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
They're gonna do is they're going to rely on local
hunters to do the shooting and the killing, and the
military is basically going to clean up, set the traps
and then clean up the carcasses. But they say that
there's a scarcity of foods like beech nuts, which is
a favorite snack for bears in some areas. Japan's population
decline has contributed to the problem with bears venturing into
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rural areas that were once full of people. And then
the population of the bears, the Asiatic black bear and
the brown bear appears to be increasing and they're going
into residential areas.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Listen to this one incident north of Tokyo in Numata,
when a big bear entered a supermarket. Yeah Now, according
to local media, the manager said they were about thirty
or forty people inside the store when the bear got in,
and the bear got agitated when it was trying to
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get out, trying to find an exit. Yeah, and they're scratched.
A couple of people, they're they're lucky it was only
a scratch.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
There was a seventy three year old woman who was
attacked and killed while taking out the trash. There was
an eighty five year old guy who was attacked a female. Actually,
she was attacked from behind while she was washing radishes.
Imagine that it's a good death. It's a good death
dying by a bear, but when you're washing radishes. I
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wouldn't die for any radishes. I would die for the
garlic French fries I ate last night.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
I really like radishes.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
You do?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Yes? Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
That is a very specific.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Why would I know that? Again, we're learning a lot.
I know things. So do you eat radishes at home?
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
You put them on salads?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
What else do you put them on?
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
They're just just that they're a hard crunch type of thing.
Do they taste?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
That's part of it. You've never had a radish?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
No? I have?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Do they have a bite to them?
Speaker 4 (29:51):
They do?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, and some of them are.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
What's funny is you can have a bowl of radishes
and some of them are relatively mild, and others will
punch you in the note.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
So you'll just take a radish and bite into it
like an apple. Oh interesting? Have you done this your
whole life?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yes, but I'm not a big other root like. I
don't like beats. Do you put anything on the radishes
or you just yes, my mouth? Okay, you've been listening
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