December 11, 2025 • 39 mins
Gary & Shannon start Hour 4 with rapid-fire #WhatsHappening, discussing trending topics like Time’s Person of the Year and Disney's AI initiatives. They also analyze the sudden turmoil surrounding former Michigan coach Sherrone Moore and its implications for the program.
Live from a holiday party, Heather Brooker runs into Michael Monks, Michael Crozier, and a surprise appearance from Tim Conway Jr., who is up to some pranks. John Kobylt also joins in, adding to the chaos.
The hour wraps up with a brief but intriguing #StrangeScience segment on the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS, exploring materials it may be shedding that hint at the possibility of life, raising questions about ‘panspermia.’
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I A M. Six forty, The Gary and Shannon Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app. I wonder what's going
on at the big holiday party upstairs?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Do you do? You really wonder? Or have you been
thinking about it the entire commercial break?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What's going on upstairs?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
A moment?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Gosh, I wonder.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
I can't believe that.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I me and my wife call it the session.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
She'll see me and she'll say, Okay, good night, all right,
love your show, guys, keep it up and I'll never
stop listening.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh really nice.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
You know what we forgot to do today? Dumb? Dumb dumb.
And I thought about.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It earlier when I was putting on makeup, And that's
why it looks like this, because I was not concentrating.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I'll do the joke for you. I know it does.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I read your thought and I just went with it
because I could read your mind. Yeah, what you watch?
I mean, where are you at?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I was always putting on makeup.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, Oh, that's why it looks like that.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I know in an accident.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, is we didn't do we didn't do? You know
what's funny is Richie came in here last week and
he's like, I want to do your makeup one day,
And I was like, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
What people say.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's what people say when when they feel bad for you,
They're like, you know what I want to I want
to give you a makeover, pick out your outfit. Yeah,
let me fix all the stuff you do wrong every
day you're thinking.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I was thinking, why haven't we done where you at? Thursday?
We forgot to do where you at Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And I got all excited this morning thinking we were
going to do where you at Thursday? And I was
excited about where are all the people listening from? And
it's always a great time.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, let's do it Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Also, I wasn't going to be here tomorrow. I know,
I found that, but the schedule changed. Wait what so
I'm going to be here for if that's okay, that's
fine with me for half the show.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Oh what a holiday gift early in the season.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Gosh darn it.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
I feel like Philip Rivers, dad gummet. Really stew's my boils, my.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Stew or whatever he says. But in the happy way,
what else is going on?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Time for?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What's happening.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
What I really like this character. She's like Julia Child.
But you'll house a she. It's okay, it's a she.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
How dare you it's a she? You don't make assumptions?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
All right, We've got a measles outbreak in South Carolina
with hundreds in quarantine.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Uh oh, I hate the Q word. I'm not a
fan of the Q word.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
The spiking cases came in the week in the way
excuse me, of Thanksgiving. At least sixteen cases traveled to
a church. And they say this outbreak is accelerating. People
aren't vaccinating for these things.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Measles can spread very quickly through respiratory droplets, right right right?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Is a measles one of those vaccines you get right
out the gate, right out the choot.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, and then do you have to get it renewed?
I don't think measles is one that you have to
get up chain.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So this is from new babies not getting vaccinated that
are spewing stuff on other people that.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Have been vaccinized.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Necessarily kids actually would handle it much better in a
lot of cases.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
But what is the genesis of this? Then?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
If we were all given the vaccine when we came
out for measles. What is causing this and spreading this
in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I think it's going to take one or two people
who may have gotten the measles vaccine that still got
the measles. I mean that's still a possibility, so it weakens.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I don't even know if no see it says twenty
of them involved twenty of the cases involved children under
seventy five of the cases were detected in children between
five and seventeen.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Do they know anything about whether those kids were vaccinated,
because I some of them were and some of them weren't.
I think that's kind of the easiest way to say that.
That's kind of a guarantee.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
They did say that the high vaccine coverage was responsible
for eliminating ongoing transmission in this country in two thousand. Yeah,
United States declared measles eliminated in two thousand.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Don't ever do that because it never works. I'm pretty
sure that's dead. I'm pretty sure it's dead.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
The national inoculation rate for the measles, mumps, and rubella,
that's the one you get all three mmoi. Yeah, that
has dropped in recent years because of all the talkover vaccines.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
A federal judge has ruled the Trump administration does not
have the legal authority to continue holding Kilmar Abrego Garcia
in an immigration detention center. This is a guy who
is fighting his deportation efforts after he was removed to
El Salvator El Salvador in March and then was brought
back to the United States over the summer.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Awful story out of Michigan. It turned out you thought
that this Michigan head coach was fired.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
For a lackluster record for a couple of years. Sharon
Moore is his name?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Just do that story next.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, there's a lot to get to. It's messy. It
is messy. You are the king of the world. You're
the head coach at Michigan. You have a wife, beautiful children.
Oh boy.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Weather is a big issue.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
National Weather Service issued winter weather advisories across a huge
strip of the plains in the Midwest, several counties in Montana,
the Dakota's, Minnesota, Iowa, Illinois, all of them all the
way out to Pennsylvania. The expectation is at several inches
of snow we're going to fall between today and tomorrow.
We talked yesterday about some of the forecasts for those
foot ball games that are going to be taking place
(06:01):
on Sunday, it could be multiple snow games coming up. Also,
huge rainstorms in the northwest Pacific Northwest, a huge atmospheric
river event that continues to hit that area about one
hundred thousand people. According to the governor Washington, about one
hundred thousand people could be ordered to evacuate because of
the threat of what they're saying catastrophic flooding. There are
(06:25):
some towns I can't remember if it was Sumac. That's
how you'd say it.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
That sounds like something you'd take for your measles.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, but there are a couple of towns that have
been completely inundated and you're talking main street intersections with
eight to ten feet of water in them right now.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Sumac is good for diarrhea and colds, and it's probably
not the town I'm thinking of then in Washington.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, when we come back, the latest city Sumac, Sumac, Sumas, Sumas,
That's what it was, sum Us. I'm thinking of healthcare.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Charon Moore, this head coach at Michigan football. And again,
it's not about football. It's not about the college football thing.
It's about what this guy, Sharon or Sharon, I'm going
to go with whatever you say. We'll talk about it
when we come back.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
It's a fermented food thing.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
My daughter actually took a class at Kalpoly on fermented foods.
That's how she got into sourdough Brett and kombucha was
one of the things that they talked about just in
terms of the physiological benefits of fermented foods and things
like that, and they would come up with their own
(07:46):
fungus mother moist, pulpy mother fungus. Apparently, is this.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
As un homemade as possible with kombucha? Like I like
the corporate kombucha.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Bottled by Coca Cola.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Joe's Yeah, exactly, bottled by Coca Cola.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Okay. University of Michigan coach Sharon, So you say it
and I'll follow your life.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I don't no, it's Shron or Sharon Sharon. I would
go with.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, Sharon Moore. He is as as head coach at
the University of Michigan owns the state of Michigan and
other parts of the Greater Midwest well you've gotta have a.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Better record, you gotta beat Ohio State, you gotta do
all the things right.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
This is the.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Arguably the high more people know Sharon Moore's name or
whoever happens to be the head coach at Michigan than
the know the governor of their own state.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
He is the guy who came in after Harbaugh left
to come to the Chargers. He was given the Harbaugh blessing.
I believe he was offensive coordinator.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm talking out of my element here when it comes
to college football. But thirty nine years old, rising star
mary married father of three, and you find out yesterday
that he has been fired from Michigan. It escalated so quickly,
So you find out yesterday mid days he's fired at Michigan.
Lackluster record, like I said, like you know, nine and three,
(09:11):
eight and four, something like that for a couple of seasons.
And he is said to have had an inappropriate relationship
with a staffer. So that's the first thing we hear,
Michigan fires head coach. Inappropriate relationship with a staffer.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Okay, A couple.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Hours go by and you start hearing more of the
dirty details of this thing.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
There are now rumors and.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Talk that this staffer has worked for the Wolverines for years,
was executive assistant to the head coach.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
There's video of them talking.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Like on the sideline and the like a plan B
apparently got sent to his office and.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Somebody the abortion is that what? Or that don't take roots?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh yeah, pill, sure that you take the following day.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Apparently at one point she was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
According to local media there and anyway, the story out
was that he threatened to kill himself after being fired.
He threatened to kill himself to his wife. He goes
to the girlfriend's house, he holds a knife to her,
threatens to kill her, and that's why he was arrested
shortly after, was detained for assault or making these statements.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
So there are a lot of people who said that
are around Michigan football, whether close to the program or
even in the program, who've been talking to reporters and
saying the coach more, I don't want to give him
the title anymore because he's not the coach. Former coach
Moore started acting very strangely, and it appears that somebody
in leadership, somebody in the athletic director's office, it sounds
(10:46):
like got wind of this relationship that he had had,
but it was one of those unspoken but very widely
known open seekings.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Thank you, he was not moving secretly around on the
program with his whurring.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
No. She also saw a significant pay raise while he
was the coach. She made in twenty twenty two she
made about fifty fifty eight thousand in change. This year
she made ninety nine thousand. Yeah, and didn't change anything
about her job. Right now. The nice thing about Michigan
(11:23):
football it's a self sustaining entity. It does not apparently
it does not use much taxpayer money in terms of
this is all donors and corporate sponsorships and stuff like
that that pays for football and the football staff. So
it's not like it's taxpayer money that went to this.
But but this guy is married with three daughters. How
(11:48):
do you say, how do you explain anything?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well, he got it sounds like you got a little
bit of the god complex.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
You know, you're named head coach of Michigan.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You think, now, there's a bunch of OnlyFans people coming out,
women coming out of the woodwork saying he slid into
their dms and it's a hole to do.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
So.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
It's also strange because you think about these head football
coaches of major college programs like this and in Michigan
is in that top tier of football programs around the country.
Imagine those legendary coaches losing a job, right and that because,
I mean, that's a headline generator in the first place.
Somebody gets fired from their job, whether it's indiscretion or not,
(12:31):
they lose their job. That's a big deal. And then
to find out that the police are looking for the guy, yeah,
or that he's for some reason, you know, on their radar,
that is also something that.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
It's just dumb.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You're making five and a half million a year, you're
head of Michigan football. All your dreams have come true.
You're in the position to make all your dreams come true.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
You're in the.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Position to better a lot of lives of young men
and women in these programs. Now I mean not the players,
but in the pro in the in the in the
system or whatever, who work for you, like this girl, uh,
and you and you've you've piss.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It all away?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
What for what?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Nick's Nick Saban also legendary football coach, much more legendary
than this guy. Obviously he's been around longer and coaches
Alabama forever.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
He wants.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
In a very bizarre speech, talked about having an affair
on his wife.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Have you heard this quote before? I don't think he said.
He he urged.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
His players to not sleep with anybody who has less
to lose than you do. That's the general rule, general rule, right,
and and that's as far as college athletes are concerned.
Coaches have to beat that into these guys every once
in a while. But he was speaking to the team
about the risk of chasing women on a night out.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
There was a biography that was a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Sabin initially said in this talk quote, Ultimately, you don't
want to be out there chasing after midnight. If you
haven't locked it up by midnight, it's not worth it. Well,
that's what Jimmy Harbaugh says. No, he doesn't say that.
He says, nobody is gonna solve cancer after midnight.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I love that quote, because it's not cure cancer. Nobody's
gonna solve cancer after midnight. Get your ass home by midnight.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
He goes on.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Nick Saban goes on to say, ultimately, you never want
to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than
you do. So ultimately, if I'm ever going to sleep
around on Miss Terry, It's going to be with Hillary
Efing Rodham Clinton, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Because Nick Saban had more to lose than anyone.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
More than that.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
And it's funny.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I kind of think that that's like a rule in
the South. Doesn't that sound like a rule in the
South among like the rich white people, Like, if you're
gonna cheat, make sure it's with, you know, another person at.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
The country club, somebody who has less to lose, somebody
knows somebody has equal amounts to lose.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
To lose, right, mutually assured destruction exactly, which sounds awful
going well, but I guess they're honest. And I think
I'm going to start referring to my wife as Miss Shannon,
Miss Shannon, Miss Yeah, throw a miss in front of her.
Does it infantilize her? Or does it she feel appreciated
(15:23):
if I refer to her that way?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
That's another Southern thing. I think that's a very Southern.
I think just don't change it up now. Whatever you've
celebrated twenty seven years, twenty eight years, twenty eight, twenty
eight years. Was that your anniversary twenty twenty eight years? Yeah,
I would just coast I went to throw any new
names in there.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I'm lucky I got this far.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
It's a fermented food thing.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
My daughter actually took a class at Kalpoly on fermented foods.
That's how she got into sourdough Brett and was one
of the things that they talked about just in terms
of the physiological benefits of of fermented foods and things
like that, and they would come up with their own
(16:18):
fungus mother moist, pulpy mother fungus. Apparently is this.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Is as un homemade as possible with kob like I
like the corporate kombucha.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Bottled by Coca Cola, exactly bottled by Coca Cola. Okay,
University of Michigan coach Sharon, So you say it and
I'll follow your No.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
No, it's Shron or Saron Sharon. I would go with Okay,
Sharon Moore.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
He is as as head coach at the University of
Michigan owns the state of Michigan and other parts of
the Greater Midwest.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Well, you've gotta have a better record, you gotta beat
Ohio State, you gotta do all the things right. This
is the.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Arguably the high more people know Sharon Moore's name or
whoever happens to be the head coach at Michigan than
the know the governor of their own state.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
He is the guy who came in after Harbaugh left
to come to the Chargers. He was given the Harbaugh blessing.
I believe he was offensive coordinator.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I'm talking out of my element here when it comes
to college football.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
But thirty nine years old, rising.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Star, married father of three, and you find out yesterday
that he has been fired from Michigan. It escalated so quickly,
So you find out yesterday mid days he's fired at Michigan.
Lackluster record, like I said, like you know, nine and three,
eight and four, something like that for a couple of seasons.
And he is said to have had an inappropriate relationship
(17:50):
with a staffer. So that's the first thing we hear,
Michigan fires head coach. Inappropriate relationship with a staffer. Okay,
A couple hours go by and you start hearing more
of the dirty details of this thing.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
There are now rumors and.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Talk that this staffer has worked for the Wolverines for years,
was executive assistant to the head coach.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
There's video of them talking, like.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
On the sideline and the like a plan B apparently
got sent to his office in.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Somebody the abortion is that what? Or that don't take roots?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh yeah, pill, sure that you take the following day.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Apparently at one point she was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
According to local media there and anyway, the story out
was that he threatened to kill himself after being fired.
He threatened to kill himself to his wife. He goes
to the girlfriend's house, he holds a knife to her,
threatens to kill her, and that's why he was arrested
shortly after, was detained for assault or making these statements.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So there are a lot of people who said that
are around miss in football, whether close to the program
or even in the program, who've been talking to reporters
and saying the coach More, I don't want to give
him the title anymore because he's not the coach. Former
coach More started acting very strangely, and it appears that
somebody in leadership, somebody in the athletic director's office. It
(19:18):
sounds like got wind of this relationship that he had had.
But it was one of those unspoken but very widely
known seeking things.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Thank you, he was not moving secretly around the program
with his horring.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
She also saw a significant pay raise while he was
the coach. She made in twenty twenty two she made
about fifty fifty eight thousand in change. This year she
made ninety nine thousand. Yeah, and didn't change anything about
her job. Right now. The nice thing about Michigan football
(19:56):
it's a self sustaining entity. It does not apparently it
does not use much taxpayer money in terms of this
is all donors and corporate sponsorships and stuff like that
that pays for football and the football staff. So it's
not like it's taxpayer money that went to this. But
but this guy is married with three daughters.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
How do you say, how do you explain anything?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Well, he got it sounds like you got a little
bit of the god complex.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
You know, you're named head coach of Michigan.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
You think, now, there's a bunch of OnlyFans people coming out,
women coming out of the woodwork saying he slid into
their dms and it's a hole to do.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
So It's also strange because you think about these head
football coaches of major college programs like this, and Michigan
is in that top tier of football programs around the country.
Imagine those legendary coaches losing a job, right and that,
because I mean, that's a headline generator. First place. Somebody
(21:00):
gets fired from their job, whether it's indiscretion or not,
they lose their job. That's a big deal. And then
to find out that the police are looking for the guy, yeah,
or that he's for some reason, you know, on their radar,
that is also something that uh.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Just it's just dumb.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
You're making five and a half million a year, you're
head of Michigan football. All your dreams have come true.
You have you're in the position to make all your
dreams come true. You're in the position to better a
lot of lives of young men and women in these programs.
Now I mean not the players, but in the pro
in the in the in the system or whatever who
(21:41):
work for you, like this girl.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Uh and you and you've you've piss it all away
for what for what?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Nick's at Nick Saban also legendary football coach, much more
legendary than this guy. Obviously because he's been around longer
in coaching Alabama forever.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
He wants. In a very.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Bizarre speech, talked about having an affair on his wife.
Have you heard this quote before?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
He said, he.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
He urged his players to not sleep with anybody who
has less to lose than you do. That's the general rule,
general rule, right, and that's as far as college athletes
are concerned. Coaches have to beat that into these guys
every once in a while. But he was speaking to
the team about the risk of chasing women on a
(22:30):
night out. There was a biography that was written a
few years ago. Sabin initially said in this talk quote, Ultimately,
you don't want to be out there chasing after midnight.
If you haven't locked it up by midnight, it's not
worth it. Well, that's what Jim Harbaugh says. No, he
doesn't say that.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
He says, nobody is going to solve cancer after midnight.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I love that quote, because it's not cure cancer. Nobody's
going to solve cancer after midnight. Get your ass home
by midnight, he goes on.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Nick Saban goes on to say, ultimately, you never want
to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than
you do. So ultimately, if I'm ever going to sleep
around on Miss Terry, it's going to be with Hillary
fing Rodham Clinton, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Because Nick Saban had more to lose than anyone, more
than that.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
And it's funny.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I kind of think that that's like a rule in
the South. Doesn't that sound like a rule in the
South among like the the rich white people, Like, if
you're gonna cheat, make sure it's with, you know, another
person at the.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Country club, somebody who has less to lose.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Somebody no, somebody who has equal amounts to lose, right,
mutually assured destruction exactly, which.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Sounds awful going in well, but it's I guess they're honest.
And I think I'm gonna start referring to my.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Wife as Miss Shannon, Miss Shannon.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Miss Yeah, throw a miss in front of it. Does
it does it infantilize her? Or does it she feel
appreciated if I refer to her that way?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I don't know. That's another Southern thing.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I think that's a very Southern.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I think just don't change it up now whatever you
lot of celebrated twenty seven years, twenty eight years, twenty
eight twenty eight years was that your anniversary twenty twenty
eight years. Yeah, I would just coast. I went to
throw any new names in there. I'm lucky I got
this far.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
That is a fun.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
That is a fun. We were talking with producer Oscar
about the time that we spent in Chicago for the
Democratic Convention a year fifteen months ago now August of
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I did not get the usher from Wrigley fired that
we know of for sure.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well, Jason was his name. Oh and he referred to
as ma'am at one point I don't remember. That may
have been why he got fired. He was something about
you like you were standing in the I'll trying to
take a picture or something, and he was trying to
get you to sit like the game was on and
you're not supposed to stand in the aisle. Ma'am.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
We're going to need mam sit down.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
But that's that. After the Cubs game, we went to
a place called the Second Story Bar.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Ellen k is delightful And when we checked in with
the holiday party and Heather said, Hellan k ellen Kay
was there. If you were to put a holiday cheer
in a person. That's Ellen Kay. Absolutely, and she came
down here and she brought us snacks. She brought us
boxes of snacks. She brought us meats that are not
the fresh meat, fresh salami, fresh salami hair.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
She brought us crackers and muffins. And she was like,
you guys, you're on the air. That sucks, Brownie. I mean,
Ellen Kay is the best.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Heather Brooker is the second best. And she's upstairs at
that holiday party right now.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Wow. Wow gets picked up quite a bit volume wise.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Yes, so the party is really going now. Michael and
I have made our way to the food. They've officially
opened up the food line. Michael is here now he's
got two plates of full food.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You guys, well he's a growing boy.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Well, no, that's not entirely accurate. While I do have
two plates, I was getting a plate for Brian Lowe
or editor, who wasn't coming into one. But now he's
in the back of the lines. He's declined the plate
I made. Now I do have two plates of food.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Why did he decline?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
I think because the cookie touched the meatball.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Oh you know what, I understand that I have two
kids I understand how that works.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Yeah, I like to keep on. I like to keep
them separate.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
You know, this is the type of reward you get
for being a good boy at iHeartMedia.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
I get to walk out of here with two plates
of food looking like a jerk at Christmas?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
You got to keep here, you know, the meats and
the dessert separate, you know. And we're just talking about
the Michigan coach and he didn't know that us.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Oh boy, you didn't know that. I'm here with John
Tek You guys, do you have any questions for John?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah? John, can you tell us people?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
We're live on Garian Channon right now. This is live
reporting from the holiday party.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You're missing a big party, guys.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
So, John, we heard that Heather assaulted you at Disneyland.
And this is fresh off the assault. She's throwing you
on the air with us.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Yeah, you know, always say assault is a strong word.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I don't know what other word I've used myself.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I forced a hug on you.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It was the fourth hug forced hug.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I thought I'd get it out there in the open,
you know, so that she doesn't do it again today,
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
I will. I've noted I will not do that again.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I know you guys are on my side.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I want to go to HR.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Thank you absolutely.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I'm glad John, I'm glad you believe we started.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Since they're alive on the air, they couldn't come to
the party, so I've been reporting live for them all morning,
giving them a play by play.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Just trys been your favorite part of the.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Holiday party so far?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
My favorite part of the food? Food? All right? All right?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Who's getting drunk?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
I have thrown myself at John Peak, and I will
let you guys know if I'm still hired tomorrow. I
don't see me come in.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Is anyone getting a little liquored up, anyone getting a
little handsy out there, a little grabby, anyone taking the microphone?
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Afer's here. I'm gonna see if Kerzier will do some
shots with me. He just got here, plate loaded up.
We're live on Gari and Shannon. I have to tell
you a moment ago, when Michael and I first came
up here, we ran into I know, right, we love.
When I first came up here, Michael and I ran
into Tim Conway Junior. You know that guy?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Really?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
He told us, Yeah, he said, there's no food left.
He goes, don't even bother waiting in line.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
There's no food.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
It's all gone. And Michael bless his heart, was looking
forward to getting two plates and was very sex So
I said, no, no, let me go investigate, and sure enough,
there was a lot.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Of food left.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
And so Conway Jr. Was pranking at us Strikers.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I'm kind of shocked him. Collaway Junior came to the
building in the middle of the day for the holiday
party and then kind of crapped all over it and
tried to prevent you guys from enjoying it, saying all
the food was gone.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
He did try to break it, but I didn't believe him. Luckily,
I noticed that little twinkle in his eye and I
was like, I don't think that's true. So I'm here.
I'm by the bar now, because remember I said, everything
in the party's kind of spread out, So I've made
my way over to the bar area where we see
some of the all ninety seven folks. Do you want
to talk to Striker? No pressure when he's here.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I love Striker, Sure, I love Striker.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Riker.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
Hold on, I'm live on Gary and Shannon right now.
Would you like to say hello, it's some.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Happy dreaming Scary and Shannon. Happy holidays to you and
the kids.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
What's up, Striker?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Everything's good. The line for food for the holiday parties
like Space Mountain on Disneyland, so I've had nothing to consume.
The ice for the drinks is melted, and the cheese
is now stuck to the paper.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
So other than that, about that's the kind of report
we wanted. See Striker cares about us. He's like, this
party sucks you, Yeah, get it.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Totally trying.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
I was trying to sugarcoat in a bit for them
so they didn't feel left out. But you laid it
on the table.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
So if you would like any cheese stuck to paper
on your guy, I'll bring a right to the No.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Are good, Thank you, have a good show this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
I'm getting you all the exclusives up here.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
I don't know if you know this, but I'm committed
to reporting coverage.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Who's the bartender who?
Speaker 6 (30:46):
It's a couple of It looks like hired hired bartender
people there, and they're not with the company. I say,
I see, but there are still people hovering over that.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Shark shootering table.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
And now I'm going into it's a lot of germs. Right, Oh,
here's Oscar Oscar. Which drinks are you on now?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
One of our Wow, we don't count drinks at the
holiday party.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Good, we don't count drinks in the holiday part. That's true, all.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Right, my god.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
But around stream.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Having a good time for the best Christmas enjoyed. There
the sound waves, sound waves, drink And now I'm not
going to go in this room because it is very loud.
But this is where everyone's seems to be congregating. It's
by that and they're all hovering over their plates of food.
(31:36):
Everybody from my heart except the can't I.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Folks are surprise they let you in in the first place.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Well, I'm actually allowed to go in the room. I
passed by John Teak again, so I feel like I
should run the other way.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
He's gonna sniffy out pretty quick.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Is Conway still there?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
No, he got on the elevator and went down. I
actually thought he was going to come down here.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
We'll keep an eye on for him, definitely, And I
feel like we'd hear him before we saw him.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Take all the food you want, like a like a
little gremlin.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
The line moves quickly once I figured out what the deal.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I do see John Cobalt out there, which is a
shock that he's not at the Christmas party.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Well, you know Ray Lopez. Ray Lopez did a little
cut in line with Michael and I like.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
He did, and everybody getly like that.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
So we let it in line and we were like,
where's John? And he said, John is a meat and
cheese guy. He doesn't do anything other than just meat
and cheese.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
And I was like, oh, all right, Heather, thank you
as always fantastic reporting. Your work is politerpriseworthy.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
I'm here for you, Gary and Shannis.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
So John, John's right here. John and I, I would argue,
are the last two people that would go to the
holiday party.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
But I did secure you some meats.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I did not go to the holiday party. Yeah, that's
why we had to get it for you.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Are you surprised that Tim Conway Junior came to the
building in the middle of the day to go to
said party.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Two blocks away? He has nothing to do?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
I see, Okay, all right, well there's your meats. Thank you,
You're welcome. I'm here for you.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, all right, we'll do it quick. Strange science. When
we go back.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
I've got this Christmas.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from kf
I AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Elmar.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Do you have the thing that goes strange science?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
It's a long.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Strange It's like weird science. Be strange al.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Right, the strangest science that we've done.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
We're going to do it today. I guarantee you we're
going to do it next week because it's getting closer.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Three I at I have an update. Tell me everything.
Have you ever heard of pen spermia? No?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Okay, everybody doing it. It is doing it. Pen spermia
three iatless flying through our Solar system could be leaving
behind the building blocks of life on other planets.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
It's leaving behind sperm Yes.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
What kind of scans of three I atlas? Again, this
is that interstellar comet that came through. It hit behind
the Sun for a while. It's showing some weird anomalist
things that don't make it look like a normal comet.
Two key substance or substances, are being released from three
iatless methanol and hydrogen cyanide. When you combine them along
(34:52):
with some other stuff, they can kickstart the chemical process
that's needed to create genetic material like DNA.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
So the aliens in three i atlists got a glimpse
of us when they got close to the Sun. They
were going to be here in late September. I believe
originally they got it clemsed. They got close enough to
us to see what's going on. They go, you know what,
we got to bring our own genes. These people are
effed up. These people are fed up on this Earth place.
We got to spread our own sperm. We got to
(35:21):
do this pam spermia thing. And they just started dropping it.
They just started dropping their genetic material. Is that what
I'm hearing?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Kind of? So we know that next Friday, the nineteenth,
it's going to be the closest at its closest point
to Earth about one hundred and seventy million miles I
think is the official number. It is also passed by
Venus and Mars and Jupiter and our friend Abby Lobe
suspects that the life giving particles, remember that methanol and
(35:53):
that hydrogen cyanide, could be raining down on the Venus
and the Mars and the Jupiter in a phenomenon they
call pan spermia as a better description.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Genetic material is raining down on the other planets as
well as ours.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Well, it hasn't come close enough yet to ours.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Oh, I see, but it's getting closer December nineteenth, being closer.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Uh, that is that a bad thing? I open up
the question.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Is it a bad thing if we start mixing in
some alien genetic material with what we have?
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Well, if it does, we already exist here. Can we
breathe it in what it likes?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I don't know. You mean, like it's a mind mind
meld virus like emploribus. You might be impossibly a vi
lobe and other scientists have theorized that life on Earth
may have begun through a similar process to pan spermia,
like a meteor strike brings that stuff here and then
mixes with our buola bays and we become things.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Where does God come into this.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Three i at Well, who do you think threw the
comet at us av lobes?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
As the three i at lis could end up.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Now, remember he's the guy who's been saying this could
be the mothership to something and it could be bad.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Yeah, he said. It could end up playing the role
of a quote.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Friendly gardener, seating our solar system with new life, especially
on moons that we know exist for other planets that
do contain water, liquid water ice.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Europa is one example.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
It's a moon of Saturn and Claudia and Clattus and
Claytus is also one of Saturn's moons, and that is
one that contains liquid water and ice. However, Bobby Lopes
still not convinced that this is a natural comet.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
So the alien sperm gets here December nineteenth round about, then.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Well that's when they would probably launch their alien sperm
towards us. I'm sorry, that's not the right word. It's
the hydrogen, it's the I gotcha. It's methanol on the
hydrogen cyanide, just to keep it on the up and up.
But it would be closer. It's a quicker, easier shot
from one hundred and seventy million miles away than it
would be from say, five hundred million.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Pretty wild though, when you think about it, that it's
that this is the you know, the beginnings of genetic material.
That this thing is just spitting out, spitting out that
comments don't do that, do they?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
No, not that we know of. But again, this is
one that comes from elsewhere, So we don't know how
outside comments.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
It's going to be an exciting Christmas everybody. Everyone's getting
alien sperm this year.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh be careful what you when you're digging into that
alien digging into that stocking on Christmas morning?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
All right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
All right, can't wait to go up to that party.
Gary and Shannon will continue. We'll see you tomorrow. John's
coming up next day. Drive everybody lessens.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
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forty nine am to one pm every Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I A M. Six forty, The Gary and Shannon Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app. I wonder what's going
on at the big holiday party upstairs?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Do you do? You really wonder? Or have you been
thinking about it the entire commercial break?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What's going on upstairs?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
A moment?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Gosh, I wonder.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
I can't believe that.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I me and my wife call it the session.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
She'll see me and she'll say, Okay, good night, all right,
love your show, guys, keep it up and I'll never
stop listening.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh really nice.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
You know what we forgot to do today? Dumb? Dumb dumb.
And I thought about.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It earlier when I was putting on makeup, And that's
why it looks like this, because I was not concentrating.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I'll do the joke for you. I know it does.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I read your thought and I just went with it
because I could read your mind. Yeah, what you watch?
I mean, where are you at?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I was always putting on makeup.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, Oh, that's why it looks like that.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I know in an accident.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, is we didn't do we didn't do? You know
what's funny is Richie came in here last week and
he's like, I want to do your makeup one day,
And I was like, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
What people say.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's what people say when when they feel bad for you,
They're like, you know what I want to I want
to give you a makeover, pick out your outfit. Yeah,
let me fix all the stuff you do wrong every
day you're thinking.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I was thinking, why haven't we done where you at? Thursday?
We forgot to do where you at Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And I got all excited this morning thinking we were
going to do where you at Thursday? And I was
excited about where are all the people listening from? And
it's always a great time.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, let's do it Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Also, I wasn't going to be here tomorrow. I know,
I found that, but the schedule changed. Wait what so
I'm going to be here for if that's okay, that's
fine with me for half the show.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Oh what a holiday gift early in the season.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Gosh darn it.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
I feel like Philip Rivers, dad gummet. Really stew's my boils, my.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Stew or whatever he says. But in the happy way,
what else is going on?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Time for?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What's happening.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
What I really like this character. She's like Julia Child.
But you'll house a she. It's okay, it's a she.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
How dare you it's a she? You don't make assumptions?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
All right, We've got a measles outbreak in South Carolina
with hundreds in quarantine.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Uh oh, I hate the Q word. I'm not a
fan of the Q word.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
The spiking cases came in the week in the way
excuse me, of Thanksgiving. At least sixteen cases traveled to
a church. And they say this outbreak is accelerating. People
aren't vaccinating for these things.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Measles can spread very quickly through respiratory droplets, right right right?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Is a measles one of those vaccines you get right
out the gate, right out the choot.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, and then do you have to get it renewed?
I don't think measles is one that you have to
get up chain.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So this is from new babies not getting vaccinated that
are spewing stuff on other people that.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Have been vaccinized.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Necessarily kids actually would handle it much better in a
lot of cases.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
But what is the genesis of this? Then?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
If we were all given the vaccine when we came
out for measles. What is causing this and spreading this
in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I think it's going to take one or two people
who may have gotten the measles vaccine that still got
the measles. I mean that's still a possibility, so it weakens.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I don't even know if no see it says twenty
of them involved twenty of the cases involved children under
seventy five of the cases were detected in children between
five and seventeen.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Do they know anything about whether those kids were vaccinated,
because I some of them were and some of them weren't.
I think that's kind of the easiest way to say that.
That's kind of a guarantee.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
They did say that the high vaccine coverage was responsible
for eliminating ongoing transmission in this country in two thousand. Yeah,
United States declared measles eliminated in two thousand.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Don't ever do that because it never works. I'm pretty
sure that's dead. I'm pretty sure it's dead.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
The national inoculation rate for the measles, mumps, and rubella,
that's the one you get all three mmoi. Yeah, that
has dropped in recent years because of all the talkover vaccines.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
A federal judge has ruled the Trump administration does not
have the legal authority to continue holding Kilmar Abrego Garcia
in an immigration detention center. This is a guy who
is fighting his deportation efforts after he was removed to
El Salvator El Salvador in March and then was brought
back to the United States over the summer.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Awful story out of Michigan. It turned out you thought
that this Michigan head coach was fired.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
For a lackluster record for a couple of years. Sharon
Moore is his name?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Just do that story next.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, there's a lot to get to. It's messy. It
is messy. You are the king of the world. You're
the head coach at Michigan. You have a wife, beautiful children.
Oh boy.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Weather is a big issue.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
National Weather Service issued winter weather advisories across a huge
strip of the plains in the Midwest, several counties in Montana,
the Dakota's, Minnesota, Iowa, Illinois, all of them all the
way out to Pennsylvania. The expectation is at several inches
of snow we're going to fall between today and tomorrow.
We talked yesterday about some of the forecasts for those
foot ball games that are going to be taking place
(06:01):
on Sunday, it could be multiple snow games coming up. Also,
huge rainstorms in the northwest Pacific Northwest, a huge atmospheric
river event that continues to hit that area about one
hundred thousand people. According to the governor Washington, about one
hundred thousand people could be ordered to evacuate because of
the threat of what they're saying catastrophic flooding. There are
(06:25):
some towns I can't remember if it was Sumac. That's
how you'd say it.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
That sounds like something you'd take for your measles.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, but there are a couple of towns that have
been completely inundated and you're talking main street intersections with
eight to ten feet of water in them right now.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Sumac is good for diarrhea and colds, and it's probably
not the town I'm thinking of then in Washington.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, when we come back, the latest city Sumac, Sumac, Sumas, Sumas,
That's what it was, sum Us. I'm thinking of healthcare.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Charon Moore, this head coach at Michigan football. And again,
it's not about football. It's not about the college football thing.
It's about what this guy, Sharon or Sharon, I'm going
to go with whatever you say. We'll talk about it
when we come back.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
It's a fermented food thing.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
My daughter actually took a class at Kalpoly on fermented foods.
That's how she got into sourdough Brett and kombucha was
one of the things that they talked about just in
terms of the physiological benefits of fermented foods and things
like that, and they would come up with their own
(07:46):
fungus mother moist, pulpy mother fungus. Apparently, is this.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
As un homemade as possible with kombucha? Like I like
the corporate kombucha.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Bottled by Coca Cola.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Joe's Yeah, exactly, bottled by Coca Cola.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Okay. University of Michigan coach Sharon, So you say it
and I'll follow your life.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I don't no, it's Shron or Sharon Sharon. I would
go with.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, Sharon Moore. He is as as head coach at
the University of Michigan owns the state of Michigan and
other parts of the Greater Midwest well you've gotta have a.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Better record, you gotta beat Ohio State, you gotta do
all the things right.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
This is the.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Arguably the high more people know Sharon Moore's name or
whoever happens to be the head coach at Michigan than
the know the governor of their own state.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
He is the guy who came in after Harbaugh left
to come to the Chargers. He was given the Harbaugh blessing.
I believe he was offensive coordinator.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm talking out of my element here when it comes
to college football. But thirty nine years old, rising star
mary married father of three, and you find out yesterday
that he has been fired from Michigan. It escalated so quickly,
So you find out yesterday mid days he's fired at Michigan.
Lackluster record, like I said, like you know, nine and three,
(09:11):
eight and four, something like that for a couple of seasons.
And he is said to have had an inappropriate relationship
with a staffer. So that's the first thing we hear,
Michigan fires head coach. Inappropriate relationship with a staffer.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Okay, A couple.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Hours go by and you start hearing more of the
dirty details of this thing.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
There are now rumors and.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Talk that this staffer has worked for the Wolverines for years,
was executive assistant to the head coach.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
There's video of them talking.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Like on the sideline and the like a plan B
apparently got sent to his office and.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Somebody the abortion is that what? Or that don't take roots?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh yeah, pill, sure that you take the following day.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Apparently at one point she was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
According to local media there and anyway, the story out
was that he threatened to kill himself after being fired.
He threatened to kill himself to his wife. He goes
to the girlfriend's house, he holds a knife to her,
threatens to kill her, and that's why he was arrested
shortly after, was detained for assault or making these statements.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
So there are a lot of people who said that
are around Michigan football, whether close to the program or
even in the program, who've been talking to reporters and
saying the coach more, I don't want to give him
the title anymore because he's not the coach. Former coach
Moore started acting very strangely, and it appears that somebody
in leadership, somebody in the athletic director's office, it sounds
(10:46):
like got wind of this relationship that he had had,
but it was one of those unspoken but very widely
known open seekings.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Thank you, he was not moving secretly around on the
program with his whurring.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
No. She also saw a significant pay raise while he
was the coach. She made in twenty twenty two she
made about fifty fifty eight thousand in change. This year
she made ninety nine thousand. Yeah, and didn't change anything
about her job. Right now. The nice thing about Michigan
(11:23):
football it's a self sustaining entity. It does not apparently
it does not use much taxpayer money in terms of
this is all donors and corporate sponsorships and stuff like
that that pays for football and the football staff. So
it's not like it's taxpayer money that went to this.
But but this guy is married with three daughters. How
(11:48):
do you say, how do you explain anything?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well, he got it sounds like you got a little
bit of the god complex.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
You know, you're named head coach of Michigan.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You think, now, there's a bunch of OnlyFans people coming out,
women coming out of the woodwork saying he slid into
their dms and it's a hole to do.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
So.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
It's also strange because you think about these head football
coaches of major college programs like this and in Michigan
is in that top tier of football programs around the country.
Imagine those legendary coaches losing a job, right and that because,
I mean, that's a headline generator in the first place.
Somebody gets fired from their job, whether it's indiscretion or not,
(12:31):
they lose their job. That's a big deal. And then
to find out that the police are looking for the guy, yeah,
or that he's for some reason, you know, on their radar,
that is also something that.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
It's just dumb.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You're making five and a half million a year, you're
head of Michigan football. All your dreams have come true.
You're in the position to make all your dreams come true.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
You're in the.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Position to better a lot of lives of young men
and women in these programs. Now I mean not the players,
but in the pro in the in the in the
system or whatever, who work for you, like this girl, uh,
and you and you've you've piss.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It all away?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
What for what?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Nick's Nick Saban also legendary football coach, much more legendary
than this guy. Obviously he's been around longer and coaches
Alabama forever.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
He wants.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
In a very bizarre speech, talked about having an affair
on his wife.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Have you heard this quote before? I don't think he said.
He he urged.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
His players to not sleep with anybody who has less
to lose than you do. That's the general rule, general rule, right,
and and that's as far as college athletes are concerned.
Coaches have to beat that into these guys every once
in a while. But he was speaking to the team
about the risk of chasing women on a night out.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
There was a biography that was a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Sabin initially said in this talk quote, Ultimately, you don't
want to be out there chasing after midnight. If you
haven't locked it up by midnight, it's not worth it. Well,
that's what Jimmy Harbaugh says. No, he doesn't say that.
He says, nobody is gonna solve cancer after midnight.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I love that quote, because it's not cure cancer. Nobody's
gonna solve cancer after midnight. Get your ass home by midnight.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
He goes on.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Nick Saban goes on to say, ultimately, you never want
to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than
you do. So ultimately, if I'm ever going to sleep
around on Miss Terry, It's going to be with Hillary
Efing Rodham Clinton, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Because Nick Saban had more to lose than anyone.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
More than that.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
And it's funny.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I kind of think that that's like a rule in
the South. Doesn't that sound like a rule in the
South among like the rich white people, Like, if you're
gonna cheat, make sure it's with, you know, another person at.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
The country club, somebody who has less to lose, somebody
knows somebody has equal amounts to lose.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
To lose, right, mutually assured destruction exactly, which sounds awful
going well, but I guess they're honest. And I think
I'm going to start referring to my wife as Miss Shannon,
Miss Shannon, Miss Yeah, throw a miss in front of her.
Does it infantilize her? Or does it she feel appreciated
(15:23):
if I refer to her that way?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
That's another Southern thing. I think that's a very Southern.
I think just don't change it up now. Whatever you've
celebrated twenty seven years, twenty eight years, twenty eight, twenty
eight years. Was that your anniversary twenty twenty eight years? Yeah,
I would just coast I went to throw any new
names in there.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I'm lucky I got this far.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
It's a fermented food thing.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
My daughter actually took a class at Kalpoly on fermented foods.
That's how she got into sourdough Brett and was one
of the things that they talked about just in terms
of the physiological benefits of of fermented foods and things
like that, and they would come up with their own
(16:18):
fungus mother moist, pulpy mother fungus. Apparently is this.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Is as un homemade as possible with kob like I
like the corporate kombucha.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Bottled by Coca Cola, exactly bottled by Coca Cola. Okay,
University of Michigan coach Sharon, So you say it and
I'll follow your No.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
No, it's Shron or Saron Sharon. I would go with Okay,
Sharon Moore.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
He is as as head coach at the University of
Michigan owns the state of Michigan and other parts of
the Greater Midwest.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Well, you've gotta have a better record, you gotta beat
Ohio State, you gotta do all the things right. This
is the.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Arguably the high more people know Sharon Moore's name or
whoever happens to be the head coach at Michigan than
the know the governor of their own state.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
He is the guy who came in after Harbaugh left
to come to the Chargers. He was given the Harbaugh blessing.
I believe he was offensive coordinator.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I'm talking out of my element here when it comes
to college football.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
But thirty nine years old, rising.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Star, married father of three, and you find out yesterday
that he has been fired from Michigan. It escalated so quickly,
So you find out yesterday mid days he's fired at Michigan.
Lackluster record, like I said, like you know, nine and three,
eight and four, something like that for a couple of seasons.
And he is said to have had an inappropriate relationship
(17:50):
with a staffer. So that's the first thing we hear,
Michigan fires head coach. Inappropriate relationship with a staffer. Okay,
A couple hours go by and you start hearing more
of the dirty details of this thing.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
There are now rumors and.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Talk that this staffer has worked for the Wolverines for years,
was executive assistant to the head coach.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
There's video of them talking, like.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
On the sideline and the like a plan B apparently
got sent to his office in.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Somebody the abortion is that what? Or that don't take roots?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh yeah, pill, sure that you take the following day.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Apparently at one point she was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
According to local media there and anyway, the story out
was that he threatened to kill himself after being fired.
He threatened to kill himself to his wife. He goes
to the girlfriend's house, he holds a knife to her,
threatens to kill her, and that's why he was arrested
shortly after, was detained for assault or making these statements.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So there are a lot of people who said that
are around miss in football, whether close to the program
or even in the program, who've been talking to reporters
and saying the coach More, I don't want to give
him the title anymore because he's not the coach. Former
coach More started acting very strangely, and it appears that
somebody in leadership, somebody in the athletic director's office. It
(19:18):
sounds like got wind of this relationship that he had had.
But it was one of those unspoken but very widely
known seeking things.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Thank you, he was not moving secretly around the program
with his horring.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
She also saw a significant pay raise while he was
the coach. She made in twenty twenty two she made
about fifty fifty eight thousand in change. This year she
made ninety nine thousand. Yeah, and didn't change anything about
her job. Right now. The nice thing about Michigan football
(19:56):
it's a self sustaining entity. It does not apparently it
does not use much taxpayer money in terms of this
is all donors and corporate sponsorships and stuff like that
that pays for football and the football staff. So it's
not like it's taxpayer money that went to this. But
but this guy is married with three daughters.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
How do you say, how do you explain anything?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Well, he got it sounds like you got a little
bit of the god complex.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
You know, you're named head coach of Michigan.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
You think, now, there's a bunch of OnlyFans people coming out,
women coming out of the woodwork saying he slid into
their dms and it's a hole to do.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
So It's also strange because you think about these head
football coaches of major college programs like this, and Michigan
is in that top tier of football programs around the country.
Imagine those legendary coaches losing a job, right and that,
because I mean, that's a headline generator. First place. Somebody
(21:00):
gets fired from their job, whether it's indiscretion or not,
they lose their job. That's a big deal. And then
to find out that the police are looking for the guy, yeah,
or that he's for some reason, you know, on their radar,
that is also something that uh.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Just it's just dumb.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
You're making five and a half million a year, you're
head of Michigan football. All your dreams have come true.
You have you're in the position to make all your
dreams come true. You're in the position to better a
lot of lives of young men and women in these programs.
Now I mean not the players, but in the pro
in the in the in the system or whatever who
(21:41):
work for you, like this girl.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Uh and you and you've you've piss it all away
for what for what?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Nick's at Nick Saban also legendary football coach, much more
legendary than this guy. Obviously because he's been around longer
in coaching Alabama forever.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
He wants. In a very.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Bizarre speech, talked about having an affair on his wife.
Have you heard this quote before?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
He said, he.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
He urged his players to not sleep with anybody who
has less to lose than you do. That's the general rule,
general rule, right, and that's as far as college athletes
are concerned. Coaches have to beat that into these guys
every once in a while. But he was speaking to
the team about the risk of chasing women on a
(22:30):
night out. There was a biography that was written a
few years ago. Sabin initially said in this talk quote, Ultimately,
you don't want to be out there chasing after midnight.
If you haven't locked it up by midnight, it's not
worth it. Well, that's what Jim Harbaugh says. No, he
doesn't say that.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
He says, nobody is going to solve cancer after midnight.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I love that quote, because it's not cure cancer. Nobody's
going to solve cancer after midnight. Get your ass home
by midnight, he goes on.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Nick Saban goes on to say, ultimately, you never want
to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than
you do. So ultimately, if I'm ever going to sleep
around on Miss Terry, it's going to be with Hillary
fing Rodham Clinton, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Because Nick Saban had more to lose than anyone, more
than that.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
And it's funny.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I kind of think that that's like a rule in
the South. Doesn't that sound like a rule in the
South among like the the rich white people, Like, if
you're gonna cheat, make sure it's with, you know, another
person at the.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Country club, somebody who has less to lose.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Somebody no, somebody who has equal amounts to lose, right,
mutually assured destruction exactly, which.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Sounds awful going in well, but it's I guess they're honest.
And I think I'm gonna start referring to my.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Wife as Miss Shannon, Miss Shannon.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Miss Yeah, throw a miss in front of it. Does
it does it infantilize her? Or does it she feel
appreciated if I refer to her that way?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I don't know. That's another Southern thing.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I think that's a very Southern.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I think just don't change it up now whatever you
lot of celebrated twenty seven years, twenty eight years, twenty
eight twenty eight years was that your anniversary twenty twenty
eight years. Yeah, I would just coast. I went to
throw any new names in there. I'm lucky I got
this far.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
That is a fun.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
That is a fun. We were talking with producer Oscar
about the time that we spent in Chicago for the
Democratic Convention a year fifteen months ago now August of
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I did not get the usher from Wrigley fired that
we know of for sure.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well, Jason was his name. Oh and he referred to
as ma'am at one point I don't remember. That may
have been why he got fired. He was something about
you like you were standing in the I'll trying to
take a picture or something, and he was trying to
get you to sit like the game was on and
you're not supposed to stand in the aisle. Ma'am.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
We're going to need mam sit down.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
But that's that. After the Cubs game, we went to
a place called the Second Story Bar.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Ellen k is delightful And when we checked in with
the holiday party and Heather said, Hellan k ellen Kay
was there. If you were to put a holiday cheer
in a person. That's Ellen Kay. Absolutely, and she came
down here and she brought us snacks. She brought us
boxes of snacks. She brought us meats that are not
the fresh meat, fresh salami, fresh salami hair.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
She brought us crackers and muffins. And she was like,
you guys, you're on the air. That sucks, Brownie. I mean,
Ellen Kay is the best.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Heather Brooker is the second best. And she's upstairs at
that holiday party right now.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Wow. Wow gets picked up quite a bit volume wise.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Yes, so the party is really going now. Michael and
I have made our way to the food. They've officially
opened up the food line. Michael is here now he's
got two plates of full food.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You guys, well he's a growing boy.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Well, no, that's not entirely accurate. While I do have
two plates, I was getting a plate for Brian Lowe
or editor, who wasn't coming into one. But now he's
in the back of the lines. He's declined the plate
I made. Now I do have two plates of food.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Why did he decline?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
I think because the cookie touched the meatball.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Oh you know what, I understand that I have two
kids I understand how that works.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Yeah, I like to keep on. I like to keep
them separate.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
You know, this is the type of reward you get
for being a good boy at iHeartMedia.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
I get to walk out of here with two plates
of food looking like a jerk at Christmas?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
You got to keep here, you know, the meats and
the dessert separate, you know. And we're just talking about
the Michigan coach and he didn't know that us.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Oh boy, you didn't know that. I'm here with John
Tek You guys, do you have any questions for John?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah? John, can you tell us people?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
We're live on Garian Channon right now. This is live
reporting from the holiday party.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You're missing a big party, guys.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
So, John, we heard that Heather assaulted you at Disneyland.
And this is fresh off the assault. She's throwing you
on the air with us.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Yeah, you know, always say assault is a strong word.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I don't know what other word I've used myself.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I forced a hug on you.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It was the fourth hug forced hug.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I thought I'd get it out there in the open,
you know, so that she doesn't do it again today,
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
I will. I've noted I will not do that again.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I know you guys are on my side.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I want to go to HR.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Thank you absolutely.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I'm glad John, I'm glad you believe we started.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Since they're alive on the air, they couldn't come to
the party, so I've been reporting live for them all morning,
giving them a play by play.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Just trys been your favorite part of the.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Holiday party so far?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
My favorite part of the food? Food? All right? All right?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Who's getting drunk?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
I have thrown myself at John Peak, and I will
let you guys know if I'm still hired tomorrow. I
don't see me come in.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Is anyone getting a little liquored up, anyone getting a
little handsy out there, a little grabby, anyone taking the microphone?
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Afer's here. I'm gonna see if Kerzier will do some
shots with me. He just got here, plate loaded up.
We're live on Gari and Shannon. I have to tell
you a moment ago, when Michael and I first came
up here, we ran into I know, right, we love.
When I first came up here, Michael and I ran
into Tim Conway Junior. You know that guy?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Really?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
He told us, Yeah, he said, there's no food left.
He goes, don't even bother waiting in line.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
There's no food.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
It's all gone. And Michael bless his heart, was looking
forward to getting two plates and was very sex So
I said, no, no, let me go investigate, and sure enough,
there was a lot.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Of food left.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
And so Conway Jr. Was pranking at us Strikers.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I'm kind of shocked him. Collaway Junior came to the
building in the middle of the day for the holiday
party and then kind of crapped all over it and
tried to prevent you guys from enjoying it, saying all
the food was gone.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
He did try to break it, but I didn't believe him. Luckily,
I noticed that little twinkle in his eye and I
was like, I don't think that's true. So I'm here.
I'm by the bar now, because remember I said, everything
in the party's kind of spread out, So I've made
my way over to the bar area where we see
some of the all ninety seven folks. Do you want
to talk to Striker? No pressure when he's here.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I love Striker, Sure, I love Striker.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Riker.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
Hold on, I'm live on Gary and Shannon right now.
Would you like to say hello, it's some.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Happy dreaming Scary and Shannon. Happy holidays to you and
the kids.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
What's up, Striker?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Everything's good. The line for food for the holiday parties
like Space Mountain on Disneyland, so I've had nothing to consume.
The ice for the drinks is melted, and the cheese
is now stuck to the paper.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
So other than that, about that's the kind of report
we wanted. See Striker cares about us. He's like, this
party sucks you, Yeah, get it.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Totally trying.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
I was trying to sugarcoat in a bit for them
so they didn't feel left out. But you laid it
on the table.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
So if you would like any cheese stuck to paper
on your guy, I'll bring a right to the No.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Are good, Thank you, have a good show this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
I'm getting you all the exclusives up here.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
I don't know if you know this, but I'm committed
to reporting coverage.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Who's the bartender who?
Speaker 6 (30:46):
It's a couple of It looks like hired hired bartender
people there, and they're not with the company. I say,
I see, but there are still people hovering over that.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Shark shootering table.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
And now I'm going into it's a lot of germs. Right, Oh,
here's Oscar Oscar. Which drinks are you on now?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
One of our Wow, we don't count drinks at the
holiday party.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Good, we don't count drinks in the holiday part. That's true, all.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Right, my god.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
But around stream.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Having a good time for the best Christmas enjoyed. There
the sound waves, sound waves, drink And now I'm not
going to go in this room because it is very loud.
But this is where everyone's seems to be congregating. It's
by that and they're all hovering over their plates of food.
(31:36):
Everybody from my heart except the can't I.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Folks are surprise they let you in in the first place.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Well, I'm actually allowed to go in the room. I
passed by John Teak again, so I feel like I
should run the other way.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
He's gonna sniffy out pretty quick.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Is Conway still there?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
No, he got on the elevator and went down. I
actually thought he was going to come down here.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
We'll keep an eye on for him, definitely, And I
feel like we'd hear him before we saw him.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Take all the food you want, like a like a
little gremlin.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
The line moves quickly once I figured out what the deal.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I do see John Cobalt out there, which is a
shock that he's not at the Christmas party.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Well, you know Ray Lopez. Ray Lopez did a little
cut in line with Michael and I like.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
He did, and everybody getly like that.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
So we let it in line and we were like,
where's John? And he said, John is a meat and
cheese guy. He doesn't do anything other than just meat
and cheese.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
And I was like, oh, all right, Heather, thank you
as always fantastic reporting. Your work is politerpriseworthy.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
I'm here for you, Gary and Shannis.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
So John, John's right here. John and I, I would argue,
are the last two people that would go to the
holiday party.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
But I did secure you some meats.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I did not go to the holiday party. Yeah, that's
why we had to get it for you.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Are you surprised that Tim Conway Junior came to the
building in the middle of the day to go to
said party.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Two blocks away? He has nothing to do?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
I see, Okay, all right, well there's your meats. Thank you,
You're welcome. I'm here for you.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, all right, we'll do it quick. Strange science. When
we go back.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
I've got this Christmas.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from kf
I AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Elmar.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Do you have the thing that goes strange science?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
It's a long.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Strange It's like weird science. Be strange al.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Right, the strangest science that we've done.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
We're going to do it today. I guarantee you we're
going to do it next week because it's getting closer.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Three I at I have an update. Tell me everything.
Have you ever heard of pen spermia? No?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Okay, everybody doing it. It is doing it. Pen spermia
three iatless flying through our Solar system could be leaving
behind the building blocks of life on other planets.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
It's leaving behind sperm Yes.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
What kind of scans of three I atlas? Again, this
is that interstellar comet that came through. It hit behind
the Sun for a while. It's showing some weird anomalist
things that don't make it look like a normal comet.
Two key substance or substances, are being released from three
iatless methanol and hydrogen cyanide. When you combine them along
(34:52):
with some other stuff, they can kickstart the chemical process
that's needed to create genetic material like DNA.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
So the aliens in three i atlists got a glimpse
of us when they got close to the Sun. They
were going to be here in late September. I believe
originally they got it clemsed. They got close enough to
us to see what's going on. They go, you know what,
we got to bring our own genes. These people are
effed up. These people are fed up on this Earth place.
We got to spread our own sperm. We got to
(35:21):
do this pam spermia thing. And they just started dropping it.
They just started dropping their genetic material. Is that what
I'm hearing?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Kind of? So we know that next Friday, the nineteenth,
it's going to be the closest at its closest point
to Earth about one hundred and seventy million miles I
think is the official number. It is also passed by
Venus and Mars and Jupiter and our friend Abby Lobe
suspects that the life giving particles, remember that methanol and
(35:53):
that hydrogen cyanide, could be raining down on the Venus
and the Mars and the Jupiter in a phenomenon they
call pan spermia as a better description.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Genetic material is raining down on the other planets as
well as ours.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Well, it hasn't come close enough yet to ours.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Oh, I see, but it's getting closer December nineteenth, being closer.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Uh, that is that a bad thing? I open up
the question.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Is it a bad thing if we start mixing in
some alien genetic material with what we have?
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Well, if it does, we already exist here. Can we
breathe it in what it likes?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I don't know. You mean, like it's a mind mind
meld virus like emploribus. You might be impossibly a vi
lobe and other scientists have theorized that life on Earth
may have begun through a similar process to pan spermia,
like a meteor strike brings that stuff here and then
mixes with our buola bays and we become things.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Where does God come into this.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Three i at Well, who do you think threw the
comet at us av lobes?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
As the three i at lis could end up.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Now, remember he's the guy who's been saying this could
be the mothership to something and it could be bad.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Yeah, he said. It could end up playing the role
of a quote.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Friendly gardener, seating our solar system with new life, especially
on moons that we know exist for other planets that
do contain water, liquid water ice.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Europa is one example.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
It's a moon of Saturn and Claudia and Clattus and
Claytus is also one of Saturn's moons, and that is
one that contains liquid water and ice. However, Bobby Lopes
still not convinced that this is a natural comet.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
So the alien sperm gets here December nineteenth round about, then.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Well that's when they would probably launch their alien sperm
towards us. I'm sorry, that's not the right word. It's
the hydrogen, it's the I gotcha. It's methanol on the
hydrogen cyanide, just to keep it on the up and up.
But it would be closer. It's a quicker, easier shot
from one hundred and seventy million miles away than it
would be from say, five hundred million.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Pretty wild though, when you think about it, that it's
that this is the you know, the beginnings of genetic material.
That this thing is just spitting out, spitting out that
comments don't do that, do they?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
No, not that we know of. But again, this is
one that comes from elsewhere, So we don't know how
outside comments.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
It's going to be an exciting Christmas everybody. Everyone's getting
alien sperm this year.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh be careful what you when you're digging into that
alien digging into that stocking on Christmas morning?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
All right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
All right, can't wait to go up to that party.
Gary and Shannon will continue. We'll see you tomorrow. John's
coming up next day. Drive everybody lessens.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
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