Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Without further ado, your honorable mention, honorable mention not supposed
to mention when not to mention them. It's been an
honor serving with you, all, great and honorable.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Most is so today we're holding auditions to become the
nearest member of honorable Mention.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, I've had problems with teachers before, but I've never
carried a handgun onto campus yet. Forty eight year old
Carrie Rivers charge with felony possession of firearm on school property,
misdemeanor harassment via written communication because in Indiana, she confronted
a teacher while wearing said firearm. She told police she
(00:42):
was upset about a project that was assigned to her daughter,
a sixth grade student at the school, and the assignment
was about same sex relationships. The teacher told police it
wasn't about that, it was about different flags, which included
the Rainbow Pride flag.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Rivers was upset that the teacher had.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
A relationship ship with the woman who was also a
police officer.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh my goodness, in your experience, is it mothers or
fathers who go crazy more often at schools?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Not answering that question on the grounds that it may
increment in just here's number nine.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
At number nine, I did ninth place. If a cop
to dirty nine times out of tennis partners thirty two
and I speak nine languages at drink. Basically everybody at
table nine, I'll be all ready to go another nine?
And niner?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Did I catch at niner in there? Well, you're calling
from alwalkie talkie. But we know that our drugs end
up in the oceans and the streams and the lakes,
the whole bit. And it turns out that your reliance
on larrazapam is affecting the Atlantic salmon. Atlantic salmon exposed
to anti anxiety medication during their migration were more successful
(01:49):
in reaching their destination than drug free fish. Why it
wasn't because the xanax powered them. It was because the
anix made them go. Whatever it made them take more
are risks. The salmon decided to be more salmony and
just be like, you know what, I'm just gonna go.
I don't care what could happen. Who cares? I'm gonna go?
And so the salmon went, that's like Jesus wept right.
(02:14):
The salmon went similar?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
How similar?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
But that's interesting, isn't it? It shows you you know
that the effects of xanax.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It makes you do bold things. Yeah, if you get
you get farther than those who are not on xanax.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Won do what you would do on a xanax. We
should give you one and see what happens, just for fun,
or like a couple of just to see. Yeah, okay, oh,
here's number eight.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You could.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
The child is bold every eight.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Second listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Well, guy, that's a big beaver.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I can't find the beaver too.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
It's a big beach. It doesn't it look bigger than
your average beaver.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I don't know how. I don't know now.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
How many beavers do you think you've encountered? I don't
think I've ever seen a beaver in the wild.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Cauliflower, the beaver has only been at the zoo for
a few weeks.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Why would you name your beaver Cauliflower? Nobody likes cauliflower,
I do.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Keepers discovered that beaver named Cauliflower had escaped sometime before
the end of the day Wednesday, and they initially spotted
him near the rotary pavilion there in the zoo.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Maybe because he likes.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
To eat cauliflower, he sparked a search that has now
gone on for over a week. They're using drones now
to try to find this beaver.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Nikki, do do bunnies eat cauliflower?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Get that other button?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yes, sorry, there go.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't think that's good for them because it can
make them flatulant. And rabbits don't have a mechanism for farting.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh what yeah, so you can't make them do it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It gives them gas bubbles in the time.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Imagine if you couldn't at least, I mean, if it
doesn't go one way, does it go the other way?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Or is it they can't Well, they actually totally they
can fart, but they can't vomit. So cauliflower makes them
too gassy and they get gas bubbles.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
And Gary, it's kind of like you and here where
you got to hold in your flatulence for four hours,
So sometimes you burp a little bad.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But I do it out of courtesy now because I
don't have them.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I appreciate that. You're like, you're just like that that beaver.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Here's number seven all of the seventh son of the
seventh son, seven days, seven seven years of college.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Drain seven seven seven days. Nikki, we used to have
a cocktail when we did these nuggets, and now we don't.
And uh, we're still diculous, and we apologize for that.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Except her apologies. That's very nice.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
In China, twenty two year old man's been arrested after
he slashed another man in.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The middle of the street.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
The thing is, the twenty two year old was completely naked.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Oh wait, the guy that was stabbed or the stab ee,
I mean the guys damn stabber.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh, the stabber And I said China, I meant Singapore.
The Singapore Civil Defense Force said they got a call
for assistance after the man was taken conscious to the hospital.
He was arrested for voluntarily causing hurt by grievous means.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh, and also being naked. Number six.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I got six, you got six, She got six.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Number six.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
There's six more weeks of later by a picture of
me or rabbi and six drunk and longshomy. We just
dig you in a nursing home closer to us. I
don't have to guy, take dad, drink another six pack. Perfect.
They are trying to turn away spring breakers from spring
Break Land there in Bay County, Florida. There trying to
(06:02):
get rid of all the violence that comes along with
spring break. If Florida shutting down spring break, I mean
no fun is to be had anywhere. The the sheriff
of the county said, since the wild days of twenty fifteen,
when spring break chaos pushed us to rethink our path,
we've made tremendous strides and have seen some setbacks. That
year's violence, shootings and a beach assault made a unified
(06:28):
effort to shift Panama City Beach from an unsafe spring
break and a welcoming family destination. So they want families.
They want small children, not your your drunken TD kids.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Kids.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Here's number four for five.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I have five rules.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
We begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Five little monkey, this is the year five point five.
Five will be a favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Wow, you were not late to your wedding? God, No,
I've never been late to anything.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I disagree, but go on.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I'm rarely late to things.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's not never.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
When have I been late to something?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You've been late to this show?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Okay, something I mean not thing that matters.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Never.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Brides are late to their weddings all the time. Really,
it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
My assumption is that all weddings went like mine, which
was that everybody got ready in the same place.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, that the wedding was, then you should account for that.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Like I've never been a fan of the bride being
twenty minutes late because she's got to get ready. Like,
what are you talking about. You've known you've had to
get ready for.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You getting ready since five am. Yeah, good lord important.
Saint Lucie, Florida, a wedding was going on at twelve thirty,
and it was getting close to that time. Bride in
the passenger seat stopped by an officer. She was doing
one hundred well, the car she was in doing a
one hundred and five in a forty five mile an
(08:02):
hour zone. The driver was a guest of the wedding.
They were nearly fifteen minutes late already, and the officer
said to her, you're already late. The officer let them go,
but the driver has a mandatory court appearance.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Here's number four, pour minute.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Commandment number four.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
This isn't the same world you left four years I
can see a dude saying this because dudes like to
drive fast, right, you know how to operate a vehicle
at speeds of upwards one hundred and fifteen five miles
per hour? Do you not? I have exactly. I think
a lot of dudes had. So if you got pulled
(08:45):
over going one hundred and fifty five, then the officer
came over to your side and knocked on the window,
and you went ahead and roll down the window, would
you say to the officer, I know what I'm doing, trust.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Me, I'm good, officer, thanks though, thanks for checking on me.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
That's what happened with a twenty year old guy in Florida.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That's a second Florida store, second in a row.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You know. I used to when I did this show
called The Sunday Morning News.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Heard of it.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, I sometimes would have all the nuggets from Florida,
really Florida edition nuggets.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh that's a good idea. We should try that one day.
It's very easy to do. Here's number three.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Three shall be the.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Number that count and the number of the counting shall
be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
All three three. I got all three of you guys
for the rest of your name be born live. After
about three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Three White in Europe had to divert and declare may
day after an unclaimed iPad was discovered on board this
Transsavia France Boeing airplane was flying from Paris to Lisbon
back on April tenth when the iPad was found, but
the pilots declared to may day. The crew reported what
they referred to as an unidentified object.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
We've talked about this before about random phones that are
lost on a plane, diverting flights.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, causing the whole flight to be diversed, which is.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Crazy because everybody is traveling with iPads and iPhones. So anyway,
number two, what's going on? You two? There's two sons
and no women. You've done a half marathon?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I have done a couple.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah. Have you ever been in a sperm race?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Probably? I mean fifty two years ago?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I won?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah? Well we all did, right, Yeah, look at us,
you guys. We are all winners of a sperm race. Guys,
we've all won a race against how many other sperms
are there?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Sperm?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Is it like deer?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
All right? So like a milk like we were the
fastest sperm. Yep, my god, I feel accomplished.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Doesn't that make you feel better? We'll just play that
for motivational Monday. Well, yeah, we will. Shannon's realization that
she did win a race that's never been.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Fast in my whole life. Uh.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
There is a startup here in LA that is organizing
sperm racing. Two competitors, two samples, one microscopic finish line.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They're saying, how did I win that? What do you mean?
How did you win this?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I just don't get it.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Your flagella was whipping around back and forth.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Is that what it's called the little tail? Wow?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
The thing is you got to have a microscope to
get her go getter. You should pat yourself on the back.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I feel like it. Yeah, huh. It's number one, Yeah,
number one, number one.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
We're number one, Ben.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Are you the number one row?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Number one, number one? You know what?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I just don't think people other other countries are as
excited about this path of love expression as they are
in the United States or other places in Thailand.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Certainly, the age difference here.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Sixty seven year old oh and his thirty five year
old partner Lynn set up a tripod before they stripped
naked and got it on on the street and Pataya Thailand.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Thailand is a lot of things, clean is not one
of them when it comes to the major cities. Just
like any other place with major cities, it just seems
like it would be unsanitary to have sex on them
in the middle of the street.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
There was a guard that took a picture of them.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Police were able to track them down at their hotel
and then took them to the station for how.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Does you even make news in twenty twenty five, Like,
isn't isn't this just a Tuesday? A couple having sex
in the middle of the street.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
First of all, they didn't know that having public sex
was illegal and time.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I wouldn't neither. I would think that that would be fine.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
What I would just assume that most places you're not
supposed to do that.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Well, Thailand's a little sex forward in some ways, okay,
but on the street a lot of people go there
for sexual purposes.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Sexual purposes
Without further ado, your honorable mention, honorable mention not supposed
to mention when not to mention them. It's been an
honor serving with you, all, great and honorable.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Most is so today we're holding auditions to become the
nearest member of honorable Mention.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, I've had problems with teachers before, but I've never
carried a handgun onto campus yet. Forty eight year old
Carrie Rivers charge with felony possession of firearm on school property,
misdemeanor harassment via written communication because in Indiana, she confronted
a teacher while wearing said firearm. She told police she
(00:42):
was upset about a project that was assigned to her daughter,
a sixth grade student at the school, and the assignment
was about same sex relationships. The teacher told police it
wasn't about that, it was about different flags, which included
the Rainbow Pride flag.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Rivers was upset that the teacher had.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
A relationship ship with the woman who was also a
police officer.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh my goodness, in your experience, is it mothers or
fathers who go crazy more often at schools?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Not answering that question on the grounds that it may
increment in just here's number nine.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
At number nine, I did ninth place. If a cop
to dirty nine times out of tennis partners thirty two
and I speak nine languages at drink. Basically everybody at
table nine, I'll be all ready to go another nine?
And niner?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Did I catch at niner in there? Well, you're calling
from alwalkie talkie. But we know that our drugs end
up in the oceans and the streams and the lakes,
the whole bit. And it turns out that your reliance
on larrazapam is affecting the Atlantic salmon. Atlantic salmon exposed
to anti anxiety medication during their migration were more successful
(01:49):
in reaching their destination than drug free fish. Why it
wasn't because the xanax powered them. It was because the
anix made them go. Whatever it made them take more
are risks. The salmon decided to be more salmony and
just be like, you know what, I'm just gonna go.
I don't care what could happen. Who cares? I'm gonna go?
And so the salmon went, that's like Jesus wept right.
(02:14):
The salmon went similar?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
How similar?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
But that's interesting, isn't it? It shows you you know
that the effects of xanax.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It makes you do bold things. Yeah, if you get
you get farther than those who are not on xanax.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Won do what you would do on a xanax. We
should give you one and see what happens, just for fun,
or like a couple of just to see. Yeah, okay, oh,
here's number eight.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You could.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
The child is bold every eight.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Second listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Well, guy, that's a big beaver.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I can't find the beaver too.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
It's a big beach. It doesn't it look bigger than
your average beaver.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I don't know how. I don't know now.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
How many beavers do you think you've encountered? I don't
think I've ever seen a beaver in the wild.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Cauliflower, the beaver has only been at the zoo for
a few weeks.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Why would you name your beaver Cauliflower? Nobody likes cauliflower,
I do.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Keepers discovered that beaver named Cauliflower had escaped sometime before
the end of the day Wednesday, and they initially spotted
him near the rotary pavilion there in the zoo.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Maybe because he likes.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
To eat cauliflower, he sparked a search that has now
gone on for over a week. They're using drones now
to try to find this beaver.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Nikki, do do bunnies eat cauliflower?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Get that other button?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yes, sorry, there go.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't think that's good for them because it can
make them flatulant. And rabbits don't have a mechanism for farting.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh what yeah, so you can't make them do it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It gives them gas bubbles in the time.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Imagine if you couldn't at least, I mean, if it
doesn't go one way, does it go the other way?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Or is it they can't Well, they actually totally they
can fart, but they can't vomit. So cauliflower makes them
too gassy and they get gas bubbles.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
And Gary, it's kind of like you and here where
you got to hold in your flatulence for four hours,
So sometimes you burp a little bad.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But I do it out of courtesy now because I
don't have them.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I appreciate that. You're like, you're just like that that beaver.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Here's number seven all of the seventh son of the
seventh son, seven days, seven seven years of college.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Drain seven seven seven days. Nikki, we used to have
a cocktail when we did these nuggets, and now we don't.
And uh, we're still diculous, and we apologize for that.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Except her apologies. That's very nice.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
In China, twenty two year old man's been arrested after
he slashed another man in.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The middle of the street.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
The thing is, the twenty two year old was completely naked.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Oh wait, the guy that was stabbed or the stab ee,
I mean the guys damn stabber.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh, the stabber And I said China, I meant Singapore.
The Singapore Civil Defense Force said they got a call
for assistance after the man was taken conscious to the hospital.
He was arrested for voluntarily causing hurt by grievous means.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh, and also being naked. Number six.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I got six, you got six, She got six.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Number six.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
There's six more weeks of later by a picture of
me or rabbi and six drunk and longshomy. We just
dig you in a nursing home closer to us. I
don't have to guy, take dad, drink another six pack. Perfect.
They are trying to turn away spring breakers from spring
Break Land there in Bay County, Florida. There trying to
(06:02):
get rid of all the violence that comes along with
spring break. If Florida shutting down spring break, I mean
no fun is to be had anywhere. The the sheriff
of the county said, since the wild days of twenty fifteen,
when spring break chaos pushed us to rethink our path,
we've made tremendous strides and have seen some setbacks. That
year's violence, shootings and a beach assault made a unified
(06:28):
effort to shift Panama City Beach from an unsafe spring
break and a welcoming family destination. So they want families.
They want small children, not your your drunken TD kids.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Kids.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Here's number four for five.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I have five rules.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
We begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Five little monkey, this is the year five point five.
Five will be a favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Wow, you were not late to your wedding? God, No,
I've never been late to anything.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I disagree, but go on.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I'm rarely late to things.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's not never.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
When have I been late to something?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You've been late to this show?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Okay, something I mean not thing that matters.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Never.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Brides are late to their weddings all the time. Really,
it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
My assumption is that all weddings went like mine, which
was that everybody got ready in the same place.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, that the wedding was, then you should account for that.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Like I've never been a fan of the bride being
twenty minutes late because she's got to get ready. Like,
what are you talking about. You've known you've had to
get ready for.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You getting ready since five am. Yeah, good lord important.
Saint Lucie, Florida, a wedding was going on at twelve thirty,
and it was getting close to that time. Bride in
the passenger seat stopped by an officer. She was doing
one hundred well, the car she was in doing a
one hundred and five in a forty five mile an
(08:02):
hour zone. The driver was a guest of the wedding.
They were nearly fifteen minutes late already, and the officer
said to her, you're already late. The officer let them go,
but the driver has a mandatory court appearance.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Here's number four, pour minute.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Commandment number four.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
This isn't the same world you left four years I
can see a dude saying this because dudes like to
drive fast, right, you know how to operate a vehicle
at speeds of upwards one hundred and fifteen five miles
per hour? Do you not? I have exactly. I think
a lot of dudes had. So if you got pulled
(08:45):
over going one hundred and fifty five, then the officer
came over to your side and knocked on the window,
and you went ahead and roll down the window, would
you say to the officer, I know what I'm doing, trust.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Me, I'm good, officer, thanks though, thanks for checking on me.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
That's what happened with a twenty year old guy in Florida.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That's a second Florida store, second in a row.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You know. I used to when I did this show
called The Sunday Morning News.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Heard of it.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, I sometimes would have all the nuggets from Florida,
really Florida edition nuggets.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh that's a good idea. We should try that one day.
It's very easy to do. Here's number three.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Three shall be the.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Number that count and the number of the counting shall
be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
All three three. I got all three of you guys
for the rest of your name be born live. After
about three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Three White in Europe had to divert and declare may
day after an unclaimed iPad was discovered on board this
Transsavia France Boeing airplane was flying from Paris to Lisbon
back on April tenth when the iPad was found, but
the pilots declared to may day. The crew reported what
they referred to as an unidentified object.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
We've talked about this before about random phones that are
lost on a plane, diverting flights.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, causing the whole flight to be diversed, which is.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Crazy because everybody is traveling with iPads and iPhones. So anyway,
number two, what's going on? You two? There's two sons
and no women. You've done a half marathon?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I have done a couple.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah. Have you ever been in a sperm race?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Probably? I mean fifty two years ago?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I won?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah? Well we all did, right, Yeah, look at us,
you guys. We are all winners of a sperm race. Guys,
we've all won a race against how many other sperms
are there?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Sperm?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Is it like deer?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
All right? So like a milk like we were the
fastest sperm. Yep, my god, I feel accomplished.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Doesn't that make you feel better? We'll just play that
for motivational Monday. Well, yeah, we will. Shannon's realization that
she did win a race that's never been.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Fast in my whole life. Uh.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
There is a startup here in LA that is organizing
sperm racing. Two competitors, two samples, one microscopic finish line.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They're saying, how did I win that? What do you mean?
How did you win this?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I just don't get it.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Your flagella was whipping around back and forth.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Is that what it's called the little tail? Wow?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
The thing is you got to have a microscope to
get her go getter. You should pat yourself on the back.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I feel like it. Yeah, huh. It's number one, Yeah,
number one, number one.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
We're number one, Ben.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Are you the number one row?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Number one, number one? You know what?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I just don't think people other other countries are as
excited about this path of love expression as they are
in the United States or other places in Thailand.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Certainly, the age difference here.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Sixty seven year old oh and his thirty five year
old partner Lynn set up a tripod before they stripped
naked and got it on on the street and Pataya Thailand.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Thailand is a lot of things, clean is not one
of them when it comes to the major cities. Just
like any other place with major cities, it just seems
like it would be unsanitary to have sex on them
in the middle of the street.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
There was a guard that took a picture of them.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Police were able to track them down at their hotel
and then took them to the station for how.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Does you even make news in twenty twenty five, Like,
isn't isn't this just a Tuesday? A couple having sex
in the middle of the street.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
First of all, they didn't know that having public sex
was illegal and time.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I wouldn't neither. I would think that that would be fine.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
What I would just assume that most places you're not
supposed to do that.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Well, Thailand's a little sex forward in some ways, okay,
but on the street a lot of people go there
for sexual purposes.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Sexual purposes
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.