September 18, 2024 • 31 mins
ICYMI: Hour Three of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – An in-depth look at Mark Rahner’s ranking on the list of the “10 Greatest Army of Darkness Comics Every Horror Fan Should Read” … PLUS – Thoughts on the roll-out of Chipotle’s “Autocado” food automation robot AND the potentiality of TikTok actually being banned in the United States - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI A M six forty. Mark talks about pontificates about
pop culture.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Ronner Report with Mark Ronner.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
KFI Later with Kelly. The other day, I was minding
my own business, bubbing around the internet. Got this text
message from a friend saying, Hey, did you see Mark Ronner?
He was in screen ran and I checked out the
link and Mark Ronner, our own Mark Ronner. I know
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I may tease him, I know it, make may may
make fun of him from time to time.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You wouldn't dare now, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
But Mark, over the years, very accomplished writer, and he
made the list of the ten greatest Army of Darkness
comics every horror fan should read via screen rat. Screen
rat is a big deal, very reputable. That's the best
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you can do. That's the best cheer you can find.
Three people in a room all by themselves.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
That's about right. I appreciated being on the lay. It
was completely out of nowhere. That book's been out for
a while now. I don't even remember the year it
was published, but it's number three all time, all time. Well, listen,
Army of Darkness is so much fun to write because
you get to write in the voice of Bruce Campbell
as Ash.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'm a big Bruce Campbell fan, so I can hear
his voice. He and Sam Ramy have done a lot
of stuff together. They've done like, whenever you see a
Sam Raimi a Spider Man movie, Bruce Campbell is in it. Somewhere, Mark,
He's somewhere in the movie. It's almost like, where's Waldo.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, he's terrific and he's funny, and he's kind of
one of these guys who could have been a leading man,
and you wonder why he wasn't a much much bigger
star than he was.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
But but we love him. I loved him with Burn.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Notice I mean that was one of my favorite shows,
and I loved his contribution to that show.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I didn't see as much as that of that as
I would like to. It's been on my to do
list for years now, and I need to just get
all the way through it. And one say, here's my plan.
I'm gonna catch COVID again. I'm gonna just go all
the way through Burn.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You know that you can watch the TV show and
not catch a communicable disease. You know they're kind of
they're not required. They're not like a sandwich you don't need.
It's not like peanut butter and jelly. You can just
have the peanut butter or jelly. Well, now you tell me, okay,
but tell us.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
All you're so strange. O'm brot.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
It still needs a little word, but I can see
a learning curve. Just the backstory about Army of Darkness. Well, okay,
So this was for a company called Dynamite, and they
have a lot of licensed pulp characters, like I've written
The Avenger for them. The Green Hornet, I think, was
my first one for them, and I came to that
right out of the Seattle Times. So I wrote a
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Green Hornet story about the Green Hornet's secret identity is
he's a publisher of a newspaper. The Green Hornet goes
berserk because he's got to deal with layoffs and downsizing
at the paper, and it sounds laughable, but he goes
completely ultra violent on some criminals to get it out
of his system. This Army of Darkness was a Vamparella
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team of If you don't remember who Vamparella was, she
debuted in the late sixties from Warren publications. You might
remember Creepy and Eerie magazine. Well, Vamparella was the third
and she was a character. And so in my story,
Ash from the Army of Darkness film does this incantation
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from the Necronomicon, which is klatu barada Nikto, which they
ripped off from the day the Earth stood still Clatu
latu barada nikto, and he gets it wrong again and
winds up summoning Vampirella back to that medieval period, but
not just as herself. She is a giant vampire that
needs to feed, and in the process of their adventure
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dealing with an necronomicon, they deal with a whole abbey
full of possessed monks. And it's just great fun, great
fun to write. I should tell you we're talking about
this now. I don't get a penny if anybody goes
and buys it any place.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's my next question.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I got paid a fairly low pay rate upfront, and
that's all I was going to get, and we'll ever
get from this. But I was really tickled to death
to write it, and I'm grateful for the assignment.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
It was lots of fun.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You've written for different books, You've written for the Seattle Times.
What other disciplines and places have you written for a
video game?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I just did the dialogue, the hard boiled noir dialogue
for just came out recently called Nobody Wants to Die.
And I can't take credit for any but the dialogue
and that. You have to see this game. It's just beautiful.
It's like a Blade Runner game where you get to
be the detective in a twisted, bizarre, sick mystery.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
That's a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Working on a couple comics now that I shouldn't say
anything else about because I've had them stolen from me
before and seen the advertisement for a TV show made
out of one on the top half of the Marriotte.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
It's so funny because I listened to your story and
it's kind of like Mine's. Like if you would have
told me fifteen years ago we'll be doing talk radio
talk radio specifically, I would have said, oh, hell's no,
it's no way in the world. Why do you say that,
Because talk radio for me was something I listened to.
I didn't envision myself being in Remember, I was working
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in the music industry, other forms of entertainment, was trying
to be an actor, for a while I was doing
extra work.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Even though I grew up listening to talk radio and
I loved talk radio, the idea of being a talk
radio host was so foreign. If anything, it would have
been sports radio. If anything, life takes you in some
strange directions. Last night I wrote a letter to an
old teacher of mine. I saw that one of my
favorite teachers had passed, and I looked up the other
one who really cut me a lot of slack when
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everybody else had written me off as just a wise
ass troublemaker. Those assessments were fair, kind of accurate, Y know,
those were fair. But this guy showed great kindness and
steered me in the right direction with being a wise
ass troublemaker.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
So I wrote him.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
A letter saying, just to give you a little update,
I went from newspapers to comic books to now talk radio,
all industries known for being lucrative and stable.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
By the way, I have a similar story to you.
I would say my most impactful teacher I had was
the late Barbara Hawkins, taught honors English at South Torrence
High School.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I thought we were going to say hawk two of
there for that, No Barbara hawk Bukins.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And she was a task master, but she loved the
English language. Yeah, got plenty of English teachers, but she
loved the English language. She would say, Marris, you speak
with such a laan, And I said, what if there
is a laan? But she pushed me. She was one
of the people who encouraged me to go ahead and
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read the dictionaries I could develop my vocabulary. She was
the one who really made me come into my own
as a writer. And she lived long enough to hear
me on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh good on you. Yeah, and her.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
It's important that we thank these people while they're still around,
because teaching, that's a thankless job, and it's a hard job.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh but I was a big smart ass in class.
I mean I was one like you. I wouldn't say
I was disruptive, but I was. I was subversive. I
would undermine the teacher just about every way.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Oh yeah, Well the teacher I mentioned who just passed,
I put a centerfold on his pull down map and
waited weeks for him to pull it down in front
of the whole class.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
The other one who I sent to thank you to
saying listen, I just want you to know you made
a big difference in my life. So the long overdue
check in and thank you. That's the guy who, instead
of letting me disrupt the class, said here, we're going
to have this slide show, and Mark and I are
going to wise off at each of the slides. We're
gonna we're gonna, we're gonna trade off with punchlines. So
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that guy found a direct direction to channel all this nonsense.
It's great if you have the chance to show gratitude
with these people while they're still around.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, but that's another great point because not all the teachers.
Most of my teachers tried to stifle me and shut
me up. Barbara Hawkins said, Okay, let's redirect this energy
and creativity into something that will help you get a
decent grade in my class. And you don't know at
the time, but she saw something in me that I
didn't see in myself.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You just can't put a price on that kind of kindness,
and I appreciate it more and more the older I get.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Well, congratulations Mark Ronner on your recognition as writing one
of the greatest army of darkness comic books in the
history of.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Comic book dumb.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Well, thank you Moe, and I'll see if I can
scare up a copy and bring it in for you
be able.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Will you sign it for me? I'll make sure there's
something on it. I Am six forty. We're live everywhere
in the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I've never worked in fast food, and I admire anyone
who can, who will, or who has, if only because
it will teach you a valuable lesson about work ethic.
They're going to work you to death, and you're not
going to make a lot of money, or at least
not until recently. They've raised a minimum wage to twenty
dollars an hour here in California for fast food workers.
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And I said, it's going to be one of those
It's going to be in a pyrrhic victory. What I
mean by that is it's going to be an empty one.
You're not going to be able to enjoy it in
any real way. Because I said, if you're paying attention,
you know that automation is right around the corner, if
it's not already here. And fast food is the first
industry which is going to be fully automated before you
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know it. You can go to a McDonald's now and
notice that a lot of them are kiosk driven where
you input your your your order and then you'll go
up to counter and there may be one person working
the counter and maybe three people in the back making
the food. But it's not like where it used to be,
where you have ten to fifteen people working at a McDonald's.
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And Chipotle, they're rolling out their autocado at two different
California locations. They just announced it yesterday, and the autocado
is the automated bowl and salad maker and an avocado
processing robot. It will be deployed at two locations and
the autocado can take up to twenty five pounds of
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unpeeled avocados at a time, stand them upright, slice them
in half, remove the skin and the pit, and they
can do it for zero dollars an hour. And they
can do it and not have to worry about the
machine calling in sick, not have to pay payroll taxes,
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not have to pay any type of healthcare costs, not
have to worry about them showing up late like Mark
Roner would always do.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
And those machines will never get mad and give somebody
a special.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
And the machines will not try to unionize. The machines
will not complain. I'm being serious. This is where all
this is headed. The autocado will be deployed at the
company's location in Huntington Beach, which is two zero nine
seventy two Magnolia Street and Chipotle's Augmented make Line, which
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uses automated technology to build the bowls and salads. And
if you go to Chipotle, you're gonna get a bowler
a salad most likely. I know they can do like
casea diiaz, but most of the orders are bowls or
salads or burritos. So that's like two of the three.
And that will be at Corona del Mar, which is
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thirty fifty East Coast Highway. This is what's going to
be happening at most fast food joints.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
A couple of years ago we.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Talked about how some Hamburger places have a burger flipper.
You know, they're going to be few and fewer jobs
for people, presumably younger people, and you can celebrate the
twenty dollars an hour, but they're going to be fewer
of those jobs available.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
So what are the young people supposed to do now
just sell their organs. Well, there was a time when
I was in college.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Did you get that that advertisement to become a sperm donor?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Not being serious? I think we were reading different magazines. No, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
When I was in college, it was not uncommon for
them to go to college campuses and try to find
talent as a world, that's my word for it, recruit
people to donate sperm. Why, because you're young, you're viral,
you need money, and college students are usually willing to do.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
That kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Because you're going to be doing it anyway, you might
as well. You might also get paid it into a
test tube.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
That's right. So I didn't do it, but yes I
did consider it.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
You're saying there aren't dozens of mo Kelly clones running around.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I am positive that, at least when it comes to
sperm donation, there are no children with my DNA out there.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Well, if you say so, no, I'm sure, I'm sure that. Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
And also I've stayed in touch at least to make
sure of a nine month window of every former girlfriend
or one night stand yeough, got to be clear, Okay,
one night stand stuff. Stuff could happen, may not remember,
you just got to keep them around, make sure that
they don't just pop out.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
A child in nine months. No, that's a good idea.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
You don't want any surprises along those lines later on, No,
not at all.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I don't want to be like at a remote like
say on October thirtieth, and some young adult walks up
to me and who's like maybe thirty years old now
or forty at this point, I'm your son.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
The good part about that is that they're too old
to want child support now.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
No. No, but they can probably sue me or something.
Is that how that works?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I don't know, can't you?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Look, could they like sue for some sort of like
be part of my will or something because they would
be a descendant?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I'll just say right now on the record, on the radio,
nobody can prove anything about me.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Nothing. Well, DNA can go a long way.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, there's no there's no blue dress anywhere that anybody's
hiding that has to do with me.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Okay, So you haven't had sex with Bill Clinton? Is
that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
With anybody ever? I've never had intercourse with anybody.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah, that is a joke. Too much trouble, more trouble
than it's worth.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Well, anyhow, as we get back to Chipotle, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
How do we get there?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Somehow we went from Chipotle to sperm donation. It's a
celibacy to bastard children. There's got to be a burrito
connection in there. Oh there is?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Okay, yeah, thank you very much. Idiot? Never mind, what's
the point all?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Look at the time KFIM six forty, we're live everywhere
in the iHeartRadio app. Just know the automation is coming.
I mean, never mind, it's on the way. It's going
to arrive sometime soon.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Then, yes, social media, they're trying to crack down on
all this internet porn and a dope content which is available.
Had have you noticed at Instagram it's not pornography, but
they're showing.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
More booties and chee cheese.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
They're showing a whole lot more on Instagram trying to
be more edgy. And Instagram in response to saying, well,
we will have a new tier for teenagers to quote
unquote improve child safety. Yes, Instagram is introducing separate teen
accounts for those under the age of eighteen because they're
(16:32):
trying to wink wink make the platform safer for children.
Right starting today, anyone under eighteen who signs up for
Instagram will be placed into eighteen account and those with
existing accounts will be migrated over the next sixty days.
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And the company also says that it's building technology that
proactively finds teen accounts sounds kind of weird, that pretend
to be grown ups and automatically place those into restricted
teen accounts. The teen accounts will be private by default.
Private messages are restricted, so teens can only receive them
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from people they follow or are already connected.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Two. This is going to solve absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
One, because we've all been teenagers and have you ever
been to a website. It's not like they actually confirm
your age. I mean, it's not like I've ever been
to a porn website. This is what a friend told me. No,
you't okay, But a friend told me when he went
to a porn website to confirm his age.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Olward, it's not funny.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
So to confirm his age.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Wait, wait, they asked him what year he was born,
and that.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Was it, and on porn Hub they could go, how
was this going to be any different?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Well, here's what's really funny. Okay, Meta also owned by
Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg. They're going to protect teens from whatever
on Instagram. Meanwhile, Zuckerberg is pushing back over attempts to
get him to stop posting dangerous information disinformation about COVID
on Facebook. Okay, you have to pick your battles, Mark,
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I guess so. Not everything is equally important. I give
something has a body count? Right, that can wait?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Right? Come on?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Now, that goes back to corporate altruism. It does not exist. Sure, Sure,
it's all about the bottom line. Why it is make
a big deal out of people posting disinformation that could
get you killed. And there's a porn connection to this.
When we talk about TikTok, Olmar, do you have TikTok.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
On your phone?
Speaker 6 (18:53):
I do have TikTok on my phone.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
If I said to you that TikTok was going to
be banned in America and you would not be able
to find it at the Google Play Store or the
Apple App Store, do you think that you'd be able
to find it?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
I mean maybe through the Internet, not through the phone,
but like use a VPN. I'm wondering if it works
with apps. I was actually curious about this too, so maybe.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Well how about this. What type of phone do you have?
Speaker 6 (19:23):
I have an iPhone?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Okay, do you know how you can download third party
apps on your phone?
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I've done it before on an older phone.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's right, Yes you can.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
It's not advised because usually that's the wild wild West,
and you don't know what you might end up with.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Do you know what the most visited site in the
world is.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
It's porn Hub.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And you know that porn hub is not in the
Apple App Store or the Google Play Store because they
don't allow porn to be featured there.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Oh so TikTok is accessible on like a web page.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yes, yes, that's always been my point. Also, you can
then download the app from the website and also get
the updates. My point is people keep talking about this
TikTok ban and whether it's going to come in effect
in January and it's going to be adjudicated in court
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when anyone with a modicum of technological knowledge about how
to download apps already knows how to get anything they
want on their phone, whether it's in the Apple App
Store or not. If Pornhub and if Pornhub has an app,
so I've been told, if pornhub has the number one
visited website in the world, and by extension it's app
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and has no need for the Apple App Store, no
need for the Google Play Store, what does that say
for TikTok arguably the number one social media platform in
the world.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
If I'm not mistaken, I.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Didn't think about it like that of the section genius.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
So that's why you listen to the laden with mo
Kelly for insight.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Just like that, I was just curious, can a effective
band make it so that the US government can somehow
prevent phone makers from even allowing the app to be
available on web carriers anything any IP address is how
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far can the government?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
They could probably say US hosted websites, and I don't
think porn Hub, to continue the analogy, is hosted in
the US. And also to Elmer's point, you get a VPN,
it's not that difficult. And for those who don't know VPN,
mass your IP address, Like if I wanted to, I
can't tell all that on the radio. But there are
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ways that you can watch content and be anonymous, and
it's a VPN virtual private network.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
There are too many ways to work.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Now, does that make it more difficult for people to
use TikTok if the ban air quotes should go through?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Does it put TikTok slash byte Dance out of business
in America? Not at all, Not at all. It's a
band that really isn't a band. It's a band that
would affect American aspects of social media networking like websites
which are hosted in the US, the Apple App Store,
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the Google Play Store.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
But as far as the end user, not going to
impact us at all.
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Not.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
If you want to use TikTok, now, would it be
a little bit more of an inconvenience because you have
to go to a place outside normal channels because it's
not recommended that you download apps outside of those app stores,
because that's when you're more likely to catch a virus
or something like that, malicious code or you know, something
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like that. They could really be nasty. They could end
up on your phone. But young people they're used to
doing dangerous stuff anyhow, so they will do it anyway.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
I mean, but the kids on the dark web looking
for TikTok Now, I'm not even.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Talking about it on the dark web, but yes, you
could get it on dark web. I'm just talking about Look,
you don't need to be on Okay, I hate to
keep you from corn, but you don't need to be
on the dark web to get to porn hub.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
It always comes back to porn hub, doesn't it. Everything
comes back to porn. That's what I thought. Name and
industry which is not porn adjacent. Well, we joke about this,
rightfully so, but everything single new technology is driven by porn. Photography,
motion pictures, everything, computers, say what again.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
I want VR, virtual reality?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yes, everything everything.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Remember when vhs and beta tapes came on the scene,
it put a conventional porn theaters out of business.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Absolutely. You should listen to a podcast called the rialto Report.
They go into that at great length, so to speak.
Wait wait, they go in to extend about about how
the video tape revolution changed porn.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
I was confused. I thought you were talking about going
into porn. Okay, okay, that.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Was a little too easy, a little too easy. No, no, no,
I'm talking about the joke. It was low hanging.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
What my god, what oh hanging, I hit that one
right on the head.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Okay, all right, Okay, we're up against the clock here.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I know George nor Is like every single time I
come on that man showed you to cross talk.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
He does something that I do not move of. Imagine
how much he must dread these hand offs?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Did you say? Handoff? Okay? Cross talk? Maybe with George
nor when we come back, No guarantee.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Jf I AM six forty is Later with Mo Kelly
Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Come up.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
In just moments, we'll be Coast to Coast AM with
George Nori, Who's going to give us a little preview
right now.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
How you doing, sir, good mister Kelly.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
We've got a great show for everybody tonight. We're going
to talk with a psychologist about why everybody seems to
be so angry these days. Later on in the show
Military UFO Secrets on Coast to Coast.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
You're doing that just for me and I love you
for it, Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
I'm also buying you lunch when I come back to
LA I'm buying you a dinner full of beetles.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
You know I don't eat insects. I don't eat insects,
and I've had lunch with you. You know better.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
You had a group of ants one day and ate
them like they were Cello.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Not have known. You had to have slipped it to me.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Oh, I didn't do what the other person did.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
That was Robin our boss. Hello, bye George.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And before we get out of here, I just got
some information and I'll probably get in trouble for it,
but I'm going to do it anyway. Mark, You know
how it was hinting at how people needed to save
October thirtieth. Oh yes, well, coming up on October thirtieth, Well,
(26:38):
let's me back up this Friday on the show for
name that movie called Classic, We're going to be giving
away a very special gift.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Not just for mug that you that people can drink
out of your head better, much better, Oh do tell.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Much better? Not a T shirt? Much better.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
We're going to be giving away passes this Friday, giving
away passes to our October thirtieth live show here at
the Honda Studios as part of iHeartRadio Later with Mo
(27:24):
Kelly costume party with food and beverage. But you gotta
be a listener and Later with Mo Kelly. It's just
that simple. And I know you didn't get all that
the first time, so let me just say it again
and Tawalla's gonna help me. October thirtieth at the Honda Studios.
(27:50):
Here at iHeartMedia would have a special live costume party
show of Later with Mo Kelly with special guests. Get
to see the whole crew, studio audience, food and beverage.
October thirtieth, pre.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Halloween kickoff costume party here at the studio, you and a.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Guest, and we will be giving away passes to starting Friday,
and the only place that you'll be able to get
them is through the show, because we want it to
be for our people, as they say, yeah, this is
for individuals who actually listen. You have to be a
(28:42):
fan of this show because this Friday's name, that cult
classic movie is going to be insanely hard pulling you
across the finish line.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
May or do not happen. I don't know, because this
is a serious prize.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
And yeah, and we're not going to advertise this on
the website, No, not for any amount of time.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
So don't look for it on.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
The website KFIM sixth forty dot com. You're not gonna
find it because it's not for everybody. It's for the family.
October thirtieth. You might want to block out that day
on your calendar. We'll have special guests, obviously members of
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the KFI family. There'll be food, Halloween decorations, costumes. I
assume a costume contests. It only makes sense. It only
makes sense.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
So there has to be prizes on top of prizes.
This is a can't miss event.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Oh you can miss it.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
You'd be a fool to But you know not everyone's
going to be able to get in because you know,
it's an exclusive party.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Only the cool kids get to go.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Am I invited? Yes, you're thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
You don't get a plus one though. He has to
learn all the Supreme Court justice's names.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Look, I'd be satisfied with three three of the nine.
I'll come back and on all of them. When are
you coming back.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Next week? Okay, I'll hold you to that.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
I'll put you on air and ask you, darn what
do you think I was gonna ask you off air anyhow?
October thirtieth, The Honda studios here at iHeart Radio iHeartMedia
Later with Mo Kelly exclusive Halloween pre Halloween Bash food,
(30:43):
frightening fun costumes, and maybe you will start giving away
passes this Friday. K if I am six forty. We're
live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
The news updated quick to refresh. Okay, I'm m k
ost HG two Los Angeles, Orange County. Locks everywhere on
the eart Radio
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI A M six forty. Mark talks about pontificates about
pop culture.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Ronner Report with Mark Ronner.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
KFI Later with Kelly. The other day, I was minding
my own business, bubbing around the internet. Got this text
message from a friend saying, Hey, did you see Mark Ronner?
He was in screen ran and I checked out the
link and Mark Ronner, our own Mark Ronner. I know
(00:51):
I may tease him, I know it, make may may
make fun of him from time to time.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You wouldn't dare now, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
But Mark, over the years, very accomplished writer, and he
made the list of the ten greatest Army of Darkness
comics every horror fan should read via screen rat. Screen
rat is a big deal, very reputable. That's the best
(01:21):
you can do. That's the best cheer you can find.
Three people in a room all by themselves.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
That's about right. I appreciated being on the lay. It
was completely out of nowhere. That book's been out for
a while now. I don't even remember the year it
was published, but it's number three all time, all time. Well, listen,
Army of Darkness is so much fun to write because
you get to write in the voice of Bruce Campbell
as Ash.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'm a big Bruce Campbell fan, so I can hear
his voice. He and Sam Ramy have done a lot
of stuff together. They've done like, whenever you see a
Sam Raimi a Spider Man movie, Bruce Campbell is in it. Somewhere, Mark,
He's somewhere in the movie. It's almost like, where's Waldo.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, he's terrific and he's funny, and he's kind of
one of these guys who could have been a leading man,
and you wonder why he wasn't a much much bigger
star than he was.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
But but we love him. I loved him with Burn.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Notice I mean that was one of my favorite shows,
and I loved his contribution to that show.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I didn't see as much as that of that as
I would like to. It's been on my to do
list for years now, and I need to just get
all the way through it. And one say, here's my plan.
I'm gonna catch COVID again. I'm gonna just go all
the way through Burn.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You know that you can watch the TV show and
not catch a communicable disease. You know they're kind of
they're not required. They're not like a sandwich you don't need.
It's not like peanut butter and jelly. You can just
have the peanut butter or jelly. Well, now you tell me, okay,
but tell us.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
All you're so strange. O'm brot.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
It still needs a little word, but I can see
a learning curve. Just the backstory about Army of Darkness. Well, okay,
So this was for a company called Dynamite, and they
have a lot of licensed pulp characters, like I've written
The Avenger for them. The Green Hornet, I think, was
my first one for them, and I came to that
right out of the Seattle Times. So I wrote a
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Green Hornet story about the Green Hornet's secret identity is
he's a publisher of a newspaper. The Green Hornet goes
berserk because he's got to deal with layoffs and downsizing
at the paper, and it sounds laughable, but he goes
completely ultra violent on some criminals to get it out
of his system. This Army of Darkness was a Vamparella
(03:30):
team of If you don't remember who Vamparella was, she
debuted in the late sixties from Warren publications. You might
remember Creepy and Eerie magazine. Well, Vamparella was the third
and she was a character. And so in my story,
Ash from the Army of Darkness film does this incantation
(03:51):
from the Necronomicon, which is klatu barada Nikto, which they
ripped off from the day the Earth stood still Clatu
latu barada nikto, and he gets it wrong again and
winds up summoning Vampirella back to that medieval period, but
not just as herself. She is a giant vampire that
needs to feed, and in the process of their adventure
(04:15):
dealing with an necronomicon, they deal with a whole abbey
full of possessed monks. And it's just great fun, great
fun to write. I should tell you we're talking about
this now. I don't get a penny if anybody goes
and buys it any place.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's my next question.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I got paid a fairly low pay rate upfront, and
that's all I was going to get, and we'll ever
get from this. But I was really tickled to death
to write it, and I'm grateful for the assignment.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
It was lots of fun.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You've written for different books, You've written for the Seattle Times.
What other disciplines and places have you written for a
video game?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I just did the dialogue, the hard boiled noir dialogue
for just came out recently called Nobody Wants to Die.
And I can't take credit for any but the dialogue
and that. You have to see this game. It's just beautiful.
It's like a Blade Runner game where you get to
be the detective in a twisted, bizarre, sick mystery.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
That's a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Working on a couple comics now that I shouldn't say
anything else about because I've had them stolen from me
before and seen the advertisement for a TV show made
out of one on the top half of the Marriotte.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
It's so funny because I listened to your story and
it's kind of like Mine's. Like if you would have
told me fifteen years ago we'll be doing talk radio
talk radio specifically, I would have said, oh, hell's no,
it's no way in the world. Why do you say that,
Because talk radio for me was something I listened to.
I didn't envision myself being in Remember, I was working
(05:46):
in the music industry, other forms of entertainment, was trying
to be an actor, for a while I was doing
extra work.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Even though I grew up listening to talk radio and
I loved talk radio, the idea of being a talk
radio host was so foreign. If anything, it would have
been sports radio. If anything, life takes you in some
strange directions. Last night I wrote a letter to an
old teacher of mine. I saw that one of my
favorite teachers had passed, and I looked up the other
one who really cut me a lot of slack when
(06:16):
everybody else had written me off as just a wise
ass troublemaker. Those assessments were fair, kind of accurate, Y know,
those were fair. But this guy showed great kindness and
steered me in the right direction with being a wise
ass troublemaker.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
So I wrote him.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
A letter saying, just to give you a little update,
I went from newspapers to comic books to now talk radio,
all industries known for being lucrative and stable.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
By the way, I have a similar story to you.
I would say my most impactful teacher I had was
the late Barbara Hawkins, taught honors English at South Torrence
High School.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I thought we were going to say hawk two of
there for that, No Barbara hawk Bukins.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And she was a task master, but she loved the
English language. Yeah, got plenty of English teachers, but she
loved the English language. She would say, Marris, you speak
with such a laan, And I said, what if there
is a laan? But she pushed me. She was one
of the people who encouraged me to go ahead and
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read the dictionaries I could develop my vocabulary. She was
the one who really made me come into my own
as a writer. And she lived long enough to hear
me on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh good on you. Yeah, and her.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
It's important that we thank these people while they're still around,
because teaching, that's a thankless job, and it's a hard job.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh but I was a big smart ass in class.
I mean I was one like you. I wouldn't say
I was disruptive, but I was. I was subversive. I
would undermine the teacher just about every way.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Oh yeah, Well the teacher I mentioned who just passed,
I put a centerfold on his pull down map and
waited weeks for him to pull it down in front
of the whole class.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
The other one who I sent to thank you to
saying listen, I just want you to know you made
a big difference in my life. So the long overdue
check in and thank you. That's the guy who, instead
of letting me disrupt the class, said here, we're going
to have this slide show, and Mark and I are
going to wise off at each of the slides. We're
gonna we're gonna, we're gonna trade off with punchlines. So
(08:25):
that guy found a direct direction to channel all this nonsense.
It's great if you have the chance to show gratitude
with these people while they're still around.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, but that's another great point because not all the teachers.
Most of my teachers tried to stifle me and shut
me up. Barbara Hawkins said, Okay, let's redirect this energy
and creativity into something that will help you get a
decent grade in my class. And you don't know at
the time, but she saw something in me that I
didn't see in myself.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You just can't put a price on that kind of kindness,
and I appreciate it more and more the older I get.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Well, congratulations Mark Ronner on your recognition as writing one
of the greatest army of darkness comic books in the
history of.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Comic book dumb.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Well, thank you Moe, and I'll see if I can
scare up a copy and bring it in for you
be able.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Will you sign it for me? I'll make sure there's
something on it. I Am six forty. We're live everywhere
in the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I've never worked in fast food, and I admire anyone
who can, who will, or who has, if only because
it will teach you a valuable lesson about work ethic.
They're going to work you to death, and you're not
going to make a lot of money, or at least
not until recently. They've raised a minimum wage to twenty
dollars an hour here in California for fast food workers.
(09:53):
And I said, it's going to be one of those
It's going to be in a pyrrhic victory. What I
mean by that is it's going to be an empty one.
You're not going to be able to enjoy it in
any real way. Because I said, if you're paying attention,
you know that automation is right around the corner, if
it's not already here. And fast food is the first
industry which is going to be fully automated before you
(10:15):
know it. You can go to a McDonald's now and
notice that a lot of them are kiosk driven where
you input your your your order and then you'll go
up to counter and there may be one person working
the counter and maybe three people in the back making
the food. But it's not like where it used to be,
where you have ten to fifteen people working at a McDonald's.
(10:35):
And Chipotle, they're rolling out their autocado at two different
California locations. They just announced it yesterday, and the autocado
is the automated bowl and salad maker and an avocado
processing robot. It will be deployed at two locations and
the autocado can take up to twenty five pounds of
(10:59):
unpeeled avocados at a time, stand them upright, slice them
in half, remove the skin and the pit, and they
can do it for zero dollars an hour. And they
can do it and not have to worry about the
machine calling in sick, not have to pay payroll taxes,
(11:21):
not have to pay any type of healthcare costs, not
have to worry about them showing up late like Mark
Roner would always do.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
And those machines will never get mad and give somebody
a special.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
And the machines will not try to unionize. The machines
will not complain. I'm being serious. This is where all
this is headed. The autocado will be deployed at the
company's location in Huntington Beach, which is two zero nine
seventy two Magnolia Street and Chipotle's Augmented make Line, which
(11:53):
uses automated technology to build the bowls and salads. And
if you go to Chipotle, you're gonna get a bowler
a salad most likely. I know they can do like
casea diiaz, but most of the orders are bowls or
salads or burritos. So that's like two of the three.
And that will be at Corona del Mar, which is
(12:13):
thirty fifty East Coast Highway. This is what's going to
be happening at most fast food joints.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
A couple of years ago we.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Talked about how some Hamburger places have a burger flipper.
You know, they're going to be few and fewer jobs
for people, presumably younger people, and you can celebrate the
twenty dollars an hour, but they're going to be fewer
of those jobs available.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
So what are the young people supposed to do now
just sell their organs. Well, there was a time when
I was in college.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Did you get that that advertisement to become a sperm donor?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Not being serious? I think we were reading different magazines. No, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
When I was in college, it was not uncommon for
them to go to college campuses and try to find
talent as a world, that's my word for it, recruit
people to donate sperm. Why, because you're young, you're viral,
you need money, and college students are usually willing to do.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
That kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Because you're going to be doing it anyway, you might
as well. You might also get paid it into a
test tube.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
That's right. So I didn't do it, but yes I
did consider it.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
You're saying there aren't dozens of mo Kelly clones running around.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I am positive that, at least when it comes to
sperm donation, there are no children with my DNA out there.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Well, if you say so, no, I'm sure, I'm sure that. Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
And also I've stayed in touch at least to make
sure of a nine month window of every former girlfriend
or one night stand yeough, got to be clear, Okay,
one night stand stuff. Stuff could happen, may not remember,
you just got to keep them around, make sure that
they don't just pop out.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
A child in nine months. No, that's a good idea.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
You don't want any surprises along those lines later on, No,
not at all.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I don't want to be like at a remote like
say on October thirtieth, and some young adult walks up
to me and who's like maybe thirty years old now
or forty at this point, I'm your son.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
The good part about that is that they're too old
to want child support now.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
No. No, but they can probably sue me or something.
Is that how that works?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I don't know, can't you?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Look, could they like sue for some sort of like
be part of my will or something because they would
be a descendant?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I'll just say right now on the record, on the radio,
nobody can prove anything about me.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Nothing. Well, DNA can go a long way.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, there's no there's no blue dress anywhere that anybody's
hiding that has to do with me.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Okay, So you haven't had sex with Bill Clinton? Is
that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
With anybody ever? I've never had intercourse with anybody.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah, that is a joke. Too much trouble, more trouble
than it's worth.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Well, anyhow, as we get back to Chipotle, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
How do we get there?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Somehow we went from Chipotle to sperm donation. It's a
celibacy to bastard children. There's got to be a burrito
connection in there. Oh there is?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Okay, yeah, thank you very much. Idiot? Never mind, what's
the point all?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Look at the time KFIM six forty, we're live everywhere
in the iHeartRadio app. Just know the automation is coming.
I mean, never mind, it's on the way. It's going
to arrive sometime soon.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Then, yes, social media, they're trying to crack down on
all this internet porn and a dope content which is available.
Had have you noticed at Instagram it's not pornography, but
they're showing.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
More booties and chee cheese.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
They're showing a whole lot more on Instagram trying to
be more edgy. And Instagram in response to saying, well,
we will have a new tier for teenagers to quote
unquote improve child safety. Yes, Instagram is introducing separate teen
accounts for those under the age of eighteen because they're
(16:32):
trying to wink wink make the platform safer for children.
Right starting today, anyone under eighteen who signs up for
Instagram will be placed into eighteen account and those with
existing accounts will be migrated over the next sixty days.
(16:55):
And the company also says that it's building technology that
proactively finds teen accounts sounds kind of weird, that pretend
to be grown ups and automatically place those into restricted
teen accounts. The teen accounts will be private by default.
Private messages are restricted, so teens can only receive them
(17:16):
from people they follow or are already connected.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Two. This is going to solve absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
One, because we've all been teenagers and have you ever
been to a website. It's not like they actually confirm
your age. I mean, it's not like I've ever been
to a porn website. This is what a friend told me. No,
you't okay, But a friend told me when he went
to a porn website to confirm his age.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Olward, it's not funny.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
So to confirm his age.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Wait, wait, they asked him what year he was born,
and that.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Was it, and on porn Hub they could go, how
was this going to be any different?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Well, here's what's really funny. Okay, Meta also owned by
Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg. They're going to protect teens from whatever
on Instagram. Meanwhile, Zuckerberg is pushing back over attempts to
get him to stop posting dangerous information disinformation about COVID
on Facebook. Okay, you have to pick your battles, Mark,
(18:27):
I guess so. Not everything is equally important. I give
something has a body count? Right, that can wait?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Right? Come on?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Now, that goes back to corporate altruism. It does not exist. Sure, Sure,
it's all about the bottom line. Why it is make
a big deal out of people posting disinformation that could
get you killed. And there's a porn connection to this.
When we talk about TikTok, Olmar, do you have TikTok.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
On your phone?
Speaker 6 (18:53):
I do have TikTok on my phone.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
If I said to you that TikTok was going to
be banned in America and you would not be able
to find it at the Google Play Store or the
Apple App Store, do you think that you'd be able
to find it?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
I mean maybe through the Internet, not through the phone,
but like use a VPN. I'm wondering if it works
with apps. I was actually curious about this too, so maybe.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Well how about this. What type of phone do you have?
Speaker 6 (19:23):
I have an iPhone?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Okay, do you know how you can download third party
apps on your phone?
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I've done it before on an older phone.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's right, Yes you can.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
It's not advised because usually that's the wild wild West,
and you don't know what you might end up with.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Do you know what the most visited site in the
world is.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
It's porn Hub.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And you know that porn hub is not in the
Apple App Store or the Google Play Store because they
don't allow porn to be featured there.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Oh so TikTok is accessible on like a web page.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yes, yes, that's always been my point. Also, you can
then download the app from the website and also get
the updates. My point is people keep talking about this
TikTok ban and whether it's going to come in effect
in January and it's going to be adjudicated in court
(20:22):
when anyone with a modicum of technological knowledge about how
to download apps already knows how to get anything they
want on their phone, whether it's in the Apple App
Store or not. If Pornhub and if Pornhub has an app,
so I've been told, if pornhub has the number one
visited website in the world, and by extension it's app
(20:45):
and has no need for the Apple App Store, no
need for the Google Play Store, what does that say
for TikTok arguably the number one social media platform in
the world.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
If I'm not mistaken, I.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Didn't think about it like that of the section genius.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
So that's why you listen to the laden with mo
Kelly for insight.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Just like that, I was just curious, can a effective
band make it so that the US government can somehow
prevent phone makers from even allowing the app to be
available on web carriers anything any IP address is how
(21:28):
far can the government?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
They could probably say US hosted websites, and I don't
think porn Hub, to continue the analogy, is hosted in
the US. And also to Elmer's point, you get a VPN,
it's not that difficult. And for those who don't know VPN,
mass your IP address, Like if I wanted to, I
can't tell all that on the radio. But there are
(21:50):
ways that you can watch content and be anonymous, and
it's a VPN virtual private network.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
There are too many ways to work.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Now, does that make it more difficult for people to
use TikTok if the ban air quotes should go through?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Does it put TikTok slash byte Dance out of business
in America? Not at all, Not at all. It's a
band that really isn't a band. It's a band that
would affect American aspects of social media networking like websites
which are hosted in the US, the Apple App Store,
(22:29):
the Google Play Store.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
But as far as the end user, not going to
impact us at all.
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Not.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
If you want to use TikTok, now, would it be
a little bit more of an inconvenience because you have
to go to a place outside normal channels because it's
not recommended that you download apps outside of those app stores,
because that's when you're more likely to catch a virus
or something like that, malicious code or you know, something
(22:57):
like that. They could really be nasty. They could end
up on your phone. But young people they're used to
doing dangerous stuff anyhow, so they will do it anyway.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
I mean, but the kids on the dark web looking
for TikTok Now, I'm not even.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Talking about it on the dark web, but yes, you
could get it on dark web. I'm just talking about Look,
you don't need to be on Okay, I hate to
keep you from corn, but you don't need to be
on the dark web to get to porn hub.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
It always comes back to porn hub, doesn't it. Everything
comes back to porn. That's what I thought. Name and
industry which is not porn adjacent. Well, we joke about this,
rightfully so, but everything single new technology is driven by porn. Photography,
motion pictures, everything, computers, say what again.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
I want VR, virtual reality?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yes, everything everything.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Remember when vhs and beta tapes came on the scene,
it put a conventional porn theaters out of business.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Absolutely. You should listen to a podcast called the rialto Report.
They go into that at great length, so to speak.
Wait wait, they go in to extend about about how
the video tape revolution changed porn.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
I was confused. I thought you were talking about going
into porn. Okay, okay, that.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Was a little too easy, a little too easy. No, no, no,
I'm talking about the joke. It was low hanging.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
What my god, what oh hanging, I hit that one
right on the head.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Okay, all right, Okay, we're up against the clock here.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I know George nor Is like every single time I
come on that man showed you to cross talk.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
He does something that I do not move of. Imagine
how much he must dread these hand offs?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Did you say? Handoff? Okay? Cross talk? Maybe with George
nor when we come back, No guarantee.
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Speaker 4 (25:36):
You're doing that just for me and I love you
for it, Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
I'm also buying you lunch when I come back to
LA I'm buying you a dinner full of beetles.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
You know I don't eat insects. I don't eat insects,
and I've had lunch with you. You know better.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
You had a group of ants one day and ate
them like they were Cello.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Not have known. You had to have slipped it to me.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Oh, I didn't do what the other person did.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
That was Robin our boss. Hello, bye George.
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And before we get out of here, I just got
some information and I'll probably get in trouble for it,
but I'm going to do it anyway. Mark, You know
how it was hinting at how people needed to save
October thirtieth. Oh yes, well, coming up on October thirtieth, Well,
(26:38):
let's me back up this Friday on the show for
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Speaker 5 (26:52):
Not just for mug that you that people can drink
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Much better? Not a T shirt? Much better.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
We're going to be giving away passes this Friday, giving
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the Honda Studios as part of iHeartRadio Later with Mo
(27:24):
Kelly costume party with food and beverage. But you gotta
be a listener and Later with Mo Kelly. It's just
that simple. And I know you didn't get all that
the first time, so let me just say it again
and Tawalla's gonna help me. October thirtieth at the Honda Studios.
(27:50):
Here at iHeartMedia would have a special live costume party
show of Later with Mo Kelly with special guests. Get
to see the whole crew, studio audience, food and beverage.
October thirtieth, pre.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Halloween kickoff costume party here at the studio, you and a.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Guest, and we will be giving away passes to starting Friday,
and the only place that you'll be able to get
them is through the show, because we want it to
be for our people, as they say, yeah, this is
for individuals who actually listen. You have to be a
(28:42):
fan of this show because this Friday's name, that cult
classic movie is going to be insanely hard pulling you
across the finish line.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
May or do not happen. I don't know, because this
is a serious prize.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
And yeah, and we're not going to advertise this on
the website, No, not for any amount of time.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
So don't look for it on.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
The website KFIM sixth forty dot com. You're not gonna
find it because it's not for everybody. It's for the family.
October thirtieth. You might want to block out that day
on your calendar. We'll have special guests, obviously members of
(29:26):
the KFI family. There'll be food, Halloween decorations, costumes. I
assume a costume contests. It only makes sense. It only
makes sense.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
So there has to be prizes on top of prizes.
This is a can't miss event.
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Oh you can miss it.
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You'd be a fool to But you know not everyone's
going to be able to get in because you know,
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Only the cool kids get to go.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Am I invited? Yes, you're thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
You don't get a plus one though. He has to
learn all the Supreme Court justice's names.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Look, I'd be satisfied with three three of the nine.
I'll come back and on all of them. When are
you coming back.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Next week? Okay, I'll hold you to that.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
I'll put you on air and ask you, darn what
do you think I was gonna ask you off air anyhow?
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