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February 28, 2025 34 mins
Economic Blackout + Only Fans and the lowdown of it all // Guest: Jon Decker on Zelensky was told to leave the White House after blowup with Trump and Vance.// Guest: Andy Reismeyer, Anchor/ Reporter from KTLA joins Tim to promote Sunday’s show as he is hosting for KFI for the first time // Guest: Andy Reismeyer continued 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio apps. I am
six forty. It is the Conway Show. It's Friday, and
this is the day to go out there and spend, spend,
spend at the mall.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Stop with the boycotts.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
You've got to go out there and spend money today
and fight these boycotts because these stores are all hurting.
So if you continue to boycott these stores, like you know,
the Apple Store, Target, Walmart, Home Depot Lows, they're gonna
go and be like Joe Ann's and they're gonna go
out of business or Joe Anne. I should say, it's

(00:39):
not Joe Ann's, it's Joe Anne, and they're gonna go
out of business. Today's supposed to be the blackout day
where nobody goes out and spends money. You can fight
that by going out there and spending money. And the
people who are going to boycott today, you have no
idea how close all of these businesses are to going

(01:00):
out of business, all of them, every one of them.
You ask anybody who owns a business with the crime,
with the expenditures, with the high price of everything, with
the cost of insurance, with paying employees now twenty five
bucks an hour or twenty bucks an hour, whatever they get,
nobody can stay in business anymore. And if you go
out and boycott them, they're's just gonna speed up the

(01:22):
process and you're gonna find yourself having to go. There's
gonna be one target left in the valley and you're
gonna have to drive fifteen miles to go to get it,
to go get your stuff, and you're gonna be pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So spend money.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Ignore the boycotts, because they are only gonna make your
life miserable. The one company that is not that has
kept their DEI around is Costco, and Costco's expanding. Well,
everybody else is shutting the locations. Costco's opening up a
brand new location in Brentwood. I don't know where they
they found that kind of land, but they found it

(01:55):
somewhere in Brentwood, and they're opening up a huge store
in Brentwood.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I think it's this year or early next year. Richie's
with us. Richie, you on the.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Microphone today, Bud, Yes, yay, yeah, yeah, I asked Richie.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
He said, you got paid today, right? I did, and
I already spent my check.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I asked him.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I said, you get paid every two weeks, and he said, no,
I get paid every other week.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Same thing.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
All right, But then you told me something I've Can
we talk about what you told me?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
My side hustle?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Okay, your side, fuss hi side hustle.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Only fans only fan I'm just messing, okay, kidding, kitting.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
But then I asked you a question. Can we talk
about what I asked you? Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Straight guys are going on only fans the fans only.
Are only fans only fans. Straight guys are going on
only fans taking photos of themselves and making a ton
of money from gay guys and other straight guys and women.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Just everyone. Yeah, it's it's what we call queer baiting.
It's like a marketing tactic where you know, creators and
like media or wherever, they focus on specific you know,
demographics and reel their money in.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I say so, when, well, that's steph USh logging on
right now.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
He's googling, he's signing up as we speak.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
What is he called gluing? What'd you call him? Queer bating? Oh,
queer bating? Okay, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't remember I'm using that term before, but I
think i'll I'll start What the hell?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right? So what exactly is queer bating? Again?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
So it's like a marketing tactic where like social media
creators and media or movies shows whatever they hand or
suggest like an LGBTQ like relationship or some sort of
like you know, sprinkle of that and you know, to
get a different you know, direction of fans.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Et cetera. What's an example of queer bating?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, so like a straight man obviously he has a girlfriend,
really good looking man. He goes online and promotes himself
on social media as in like hey send me x
y Z amount of money and I'll do this for you.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh I see.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Okay, you know he just reels people in and I
don't know if it works or not, but he's not
taking my money because I don't got any.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, I'm not talking about you, but you know guys
that are in the uh in the field, right, yeah, okay,
are are gay guys attracted to straight guys?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I don't know this guys this kid, Yeah, of course,
I mean, I mean I'm assuming, you know, as a
gay man you want to date a man, right, so
the masculine man, which normally would most likely be a
heterosexual man.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Is it a big notch in the bed post to
break a straight guy?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I mean, have you ever done that?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Like you're like your dad breaks horses.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Right, yeah, yeah, I guess we have that in common,
breaking stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Right. And and you have broken a straight guy.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Remember how I told you I went to Carbo and
then I and then oh yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Then wait that guy was straight quote unquote okay, all right,
and then you broke him?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Man?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh man?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
You get anything for that? Is it like a I
don't know, you get a prize or something, I don't know,
a pat on the back of my shoulder from all
my friends? Okay and his wife. See that's why this
station is better than K and X. You would never
hear that on KNX.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
What's K and X? I don't know, some stupid station
in town.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
But I'm all right? So but this only fans. I
guess people are making a ton of money.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
On this stuff.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Everyone and their mother has an only fans like I believe.
I'm Charlie Sheen and Denise Richard's daughter. She's ranking up
millions every year just from posting stuff. I mean, everyone
has one, and it's not necessarily nudity. It could be
really anything like if you have a like, I don't know,
a hobby or anything. Really, so I'm thinking we should
sign you up.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, I don't know what my would be them.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I'm not sure. I think I'm past the window of
queer baiting.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I mean, there's always someone for someone.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Maybe from Ulster's category, could be yeah, right, maybe a
seniors you know, Zaddi Yeah, tell us, Steph, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Give us the down man?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Tell us, Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I if I looked as good as Richie did I
did I do?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
That would be my weekend hustle outside of really is
that right? Oh yeah yeah, but you know they're not.
They don't want me.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Now.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
He's a little playboy. Remember we had a good time
in Wrongo. Oh that's right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, after
your birthday party meet and Stuffush, we were scoping out
the scene. He was checking out some girls and whatever.
Long story short, it was a good time.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Okay, for the.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Rest of the story, you need to like, sign up
and go to OnlyFans and hear the put two.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well, okay, but if somebody is not doing nude photos
on OnlyFans, are they promoting like paintings or literature?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Are there?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
What else can you find there that you can pay for?
Literally everything?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Everything? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
So if a guy's into, you know, collecting old beard cans,
can you find him on OnlyFans?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I'm sure guaranteed? Is that right? Thanks to me?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I bet you could.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
I bet you could wear an old or one of
your not old, but any one of your CVS shirts.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh yeah, okay, all right, and then.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
And then sell it to someone on only Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
And on top of that, you should do it like
you know, bare plain, pale white feet of yours too,
just showcase it.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
My wife doesn't even see my feed.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
My feet have not been in public or in private
in forty years. I just I always have socks on, always,
even in the shower. But how much is only Fans?
Is it a monthly subscription?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
And you get is it all you can eat? So
to speak? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I've never subscribed to it, so I have zero idea,
but I know that the prize varies. I guess the
more expensive obviously there must be someone you know, very known.
It could be just your regular Joe Schmo.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Wait, so so there's a monthly price, and then then
you gotta there's up charges.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I guess they upload photos, personal videos, you know, conversations
between one another. I guess very fan based kind of
But yeah, man know man, I wasn't around when I
was a kid. So we're gonna create one for you.
We can promote it on the air. Yeah, I'm thinking
about it. I just gotta I have to. I have
to figure out what the attraction is.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I think horse racing or I don't know, could you know,
I don't know. Can watch me lose my my my
my daughter's college fund at the track?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Is that anything? It could?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Or what we could do is we can go to Lancaster,
Palmdale and have you do a photo shoot with no shoes,
no socks, with my dad's horses, and we can make
that a thing.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
All right?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
That might be a thing, right yeah, And then after that,
after the shoot, we can go to the racetrack to celebrate,
all right.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
You can you can also while before you're doing that
photo shoot, like do a little foot strip teas with
those white socks and then sell the socks as well.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, they will have belly like put some like whipped
cream on it on top.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
It seems to be no audience for anything you guys
are talking about, though.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I'm surprised to say you're yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Okay, now okay, Now, I'm gonna do it. And then
when nobody buys the socks after a month, I'm gonna
take them and throw them at you and Angel how
about that?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
I'll sell it.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
She can sell that. I just sell that. That's classic.
All right, very good.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
We're live.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh by the way, we've got a huge show today.
We moved something from five to six. Though at five
o'clock we're gonna have Doug O'Neill and Mike Smith on
talk about horse racing tomorrow like we did in our promo.
That's gonna be at six, So a four to twenty
we can back. John Decker is gonna be with this
White House Correspondent. Then at four thirty five, Andy Reesemeyer,
he's gonna be on this weekend on he's from KTLA.
He's gonna be on hosting this Sunday on KFI, and

(10:08):
then we have Alex Michaels. We've got a lot lot
going on today.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
All right, seall, let's get right to John Decker, the
White House correspondent to are in iHeartMedia.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
John. Quiet day in Washington, d C.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Huh huh, A quiet week in Washington, d C. This
is a memorable week with everything that's happened, and obviously
a culminated with what happened today in the Oval Office
with President Trump and President Selinsky. I have never seen
anything like what happened in the Oval Office before with

(10:48):
another world leader. There have been fights with President Trump,
you remember in his first term the fight that he
had Nancy Pelosi. But this was that pales in comparison
to what happened today. A lot at steak as it
relates to the war in your great Sure.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Now, were you in the White House or in the
Oval Office or in the West Wing when that happened?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:07):
So I was at the White House all day today.
I was not in the pool that entered the Oval
Office for that meeting. However, I spoke to quite a
few of my colleagues still photographers as well as reporters
who were in that meeting, and you know, they recounted
to me what it was like to be in there.
I know you watched it on television, but just to

(11:28):
be in there, you know, just shocking to see voices
raised in the manner that they were in the Oval
Office just a few hours ago.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Was in tense from the get go.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
No, it was intense from thee and from the get go.
It was forty five minutes the photo off essentially before
it devolved into what you saw. And the reason being
is because President Zelensky said that he would not be
in favor of a ceasefire if he did not have
security guarantees from the United States. And for the first

(12:03):
time in that meeting, the Vice President Jadie Vance spoke,
and he spoke in very harsh terms to his invited guest,
President Zelensky, saying that he was not respectful of the
United States, not respectful of President Trump, said that he
is not appreciative of all of the military and political

(12:24):
support the US has given Ukraine over the course of
the past three years, and it just got worse from there.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
You know, if I'm sure you read, you know, because
you're a very well read young man. But it's not
that war is not going well for Ukraine. If you
read the Economists and a couple of other publications that
the you know, the Eastern flank, that the Ukrainian Eastern
flank is falling apart.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Well, what I will tell you is that certainly may
be true. But we are now three years in and Russia,
the so called superpower, is fighting Ukraine. I think that
Vladimir Putin looks like a loser. And the reason I
say that is because he has to rely on China
for equipment, he has to rely on North Korea for soldiers.

(13:14):
He looks like a very weak leader. And that's the
reason why you know, he I think would ultimately like
to end this war on his terms because it's not
going well for Russia, right.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
I think if the United States.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Look, I don't read about this war every day, but
I think if it wasn't for the United States, that
Russia probably would have taken all of Ukraine by now.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Well, that's not necessarily true because all of the equipment
that we're talking about came in months and months after
the war began. You know, what Russia thought is that
they would get control of the capital city of Ukraine,
Kiv within the first week. That didn't happen because Ukraine

(13:58):
has some very strong fighters that have done a tremendous
job even without getting all that equipment from and the
ammunition from both the United States and the European Unions.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
But there's no.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Doubt that the United States and the European Union have
made this a fair fight between Ukraine and Russia. And
I think the big question now, especially after this meeting
that happened today that did not go well, is whether
or not that military assistance continues to flow to Ukraine

(14:31):
from the United States, and if it doesn't, how does
Europe step up to help out Ukraine.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
John Decker's with US White House correspondent for iHeartMedia. I
heard that there was a big lunch that was prepared
for everybody, and once this meeting adjourned, that everyone's going
to sit down have lunch together, but that Trump kicked
everybody out of the White House and the White House
staff ate the lunch.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Is that true?

Speaker 4 (14:57):
That could be true. I'm not aware of that story.
I can tell you that after the media was shown
out of the Oval office, shortly thereafter, Trump put out
on social media a note pretty much indicating that the
meeting was over, and then it was shortly after that
that I was outside. You know, I saw President's Lensky

(15:20):
get into his black suv right outside the West wing
and he departed. He exited the White House complex. So really,
that's not anything that I would have predicted at the
beginning of the day in terms of how this day
would have ended up.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh I bet. I mean, I've never seen anything like
that in my life. Nothing.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Well, I was in the East room. I was in
the East room. I was setting up to go live
in the east room ahead of the President's joint press
conference with Presidents Lensky, the signing ceremony related to those
minerals rights. And while we were in the east Room,
we were seeing everything that was going on in the
Oval Office play out in real time.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
And that's when I said to a lot of my colleagues,
I don't think that this joint press conference is happening, right,
And I was right about that. It was pretty clear,
just based upon the loud language that was being used
by both President Trump and President Zelensky, that we were
not going to be attending a signing ceremony in a

(16:22):
short while.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
So Zelensky leaves the White House. He canceled the press
conference that he had and he canceled or Trump canceled it.
And then there was another meeting he was supposed to
go to. He canceled that, but he kept his engagement
with Brett Bhaer on Fox News.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Is that about how the day went?

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, that's all correct. He was going to speak at
the Hudson Institute, which is a conservative think tank very
supportive of Ukraine, but he canceled that particular visit and
instead spent about a good chuck of time I would say,
twenty five minutes talking to Brett Bhaer on Fox News.
Is to recount what happened earlier today and what does

(17:04):
the next step forward is for Ukraine given the relationship,
I think, the fred relationship that exists right now between
the United States and Ukraine.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
And is he on his way back to Ukraine tonight?

Speaker 4 (17:18):
That's my understanding. He was not planning to overnight here
in Washington, d C. He was not staying at Blairhouse,
for instance, like we saw Makron do earlier in the
week and here Starmer do earlier in the week. He
was planning to us come here to take part in
this meeting with the President to potentially take part in

(17:39):
this ceremony regarding mineral rights, and then fly back first
to Poland. That's how he gets to Ukraine, and then
take a ten hour train wow from Poland to get
back to Kiev, the capital city of Ukraine.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
John Decker's with us a White House correspondent for iHeartMedia.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
John, You've been around a long time. What's your prediction.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
You predicted correctly that the press conference is going to
be we can be canceled. What do you think the
next move is? Who's making the next move? What do
you think it is?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
The next move is Europe. Europe I think realizes that
the transatlantic relationship right now is not in a good place,
and so I think you're going to see Europe now
come to the fore in terms of being the leaders
of helping out Ukraine, given that it's very unlikely that

(18:29):
that support will come from the United States going forward.
So what I would expect is within the next twenty
four to forty eight hours, you may see President Macron,
who is I think he considers himself to be one
of the leaders of the European Union, come forward to
make an announcement in terms of what Europe will do

(18:49):
in the short term, which means over the course of
the next six months to help out Ukraine in their
fight against Russia.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
John, I appreciate you coming on.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
It seems like a year's worth of news every week
out of the White House.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Well, you're right. Think about this week in particular, I
don't remember a week like this. Three world leaders coming
to the White House, uh in the same week, the
president's first cabinet meeting, all in the same week. It
was a week that I don't recall having quite some time,
and so it was memorable, and it was a memorable

(19:23):
day for so many of us that were at the
White House.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I mean, just with the Epstein information being released, that
would have been the major story for the month, and
now that was buried by because of everything else.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Great, you're right about that, I believe, John, I don't think.
I don't think Tim you even mentioned the word doge
all day because of what happened.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Isn't that crazy? But I really appreciate you coming on.
Have a great weekend. Hope you get some rast. Will
hit him again on Monday. All right, Thank you, good night,
John Decker, White House correspondent Man oh Man, What a
week in Washington, DC.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
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Speaker 2 (20:42):
Being in the audience.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
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Speaker 2 (20:47):
I don't know how Alex Michaelson does it every week?

Speaker 5 (20:49):
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Speaker 2 (20:59):
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Speaker 2 (22:04):
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Speaker 5 (22:07):
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Speaker 2 (22:12):
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Speaker 1 (22:25):
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Sam Rubin and I'm you know, And when you guys
did the the tributes to him that lasted I think
a month a month. Yeah, I thought that was a
little much. And then I and then I missed them
when they.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
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one will ever be like he was.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
But yeah, the greatest laugh ever.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Oh, I hear it, and you know you still hear
him in a lot of I mean, we still play
clips every once in a while, but it's just he's
He's We've named the green room after him, that Sam
rub Green Room. There's a there's a Hollywood Walk of
Fame with his his name on it, a star and uh,
you know, he really set the tone for how everybody
I think respected that desk and how people came into there,

(23:08):
and the energy is still there from when when he
was there as well, and I think we're just all
trying to respect that as much as possible.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
But Andy rech Myers with us, I will say that,
you know, the timing is is odd because you're going
to be on Sunday from two to four right here
on KFI.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Ding Dong but yeah, ding Dong.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
But that's when Sam, uh, you know, was at his best,
you know, at the Upbred carpet.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Between two to four and the Oscar.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
I know, can you tell how well I'm doing an
entertainment reporting that I'm going to be here? They want
you're nowhere near the Oscars? That's pleasic, Oh, it's fine. Well,
really what happened was and I'm so honored to be here.
I heard Gavin Newsom was getting a podcast, and I said, now,
this isn't fair. I gotta also have a show. This
isn't fair, buddy.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I I think you guys are doing excellent over there.
I don't know who's going to replay is the you know,
the entertainment reporter and if you already know, you don't
have to tell me whatever. But I think that's Mark
Chrisky over there is terrific, incredible.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I text him all the time.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
He's gone through his challenges and yet he's still as
upbeat as ever.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
He's great and we miss him all the time. He's
got you know, his voice is still waiting to come back.
And that's like why, that's why we see Kirk every day.
But something Mark does every time they bring in a
table into the studio it's a big table, you know,
for like a demo or like a restaurant or something. Right,
he will always scream at the top of his lungs,
table coming in, table coming in, Oh, big table coming in.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh. So we do that for him. Can you stay
with us?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Okay, all right, Andy Reesmyer's with us.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
He's gonna be on two to four pm on Sunday
right here on KFI.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Is that gonna be your first yeah. Get oh yeah,
oh wow. Since I did radio in high school, Okay,
it's the same thing.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yeah yeah, I mean the expectation is probably about the same.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Who's working on Sunday? Who's anchoring?

Speaker 7 (24:58):
You know?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Chross?

Speaker 2 (24:59):
No, i'd have to look.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Oh it's Andrew Caravello. Oh boy, Oh no, I heard
he was great. Oh I said, oh boy, like you're
in good shape.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Oh okay, good.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yeah, that's what usually people mean when they say that. Yeah,
Crozes just making friends around here.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
We're live im I it's Conway. He now more with
Andrew Caravella. Oh, come off the top of the hour.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Prepping for the LA Olympics is getting fast tracked.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
We'll take a look at the freeways right after. Something
fun you can do for the weekend. All right, let's
talk about Wrongo. Man.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
You gotta slide out there and enjoy yourself every time
I go out there.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
College basketball. I think you know what basketball I'm talking about.
That's right around the corner.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
The big games.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
You can catch every game, every team, every day on
the big screens everywhere you eat, stay and play.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Desi Banks will be there.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Krozier's favorite Desi Banks Live April twenty fifth, catch tickets down. Also,
spring break is almost here, so book your room at
Marongo Casino Resort dot com or use the app your choice.
And Marongo pays more period their progressive table games. The
jackpots are over seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
That's a lot. And also brunch calories don't count.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Thanks forty, It's Conway, Joe, Andy reesemyersvotes from kt LA
Channel five. You'll be hosting today a Sunday two to
four pm h Prime top.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
For But we'll do a little Oscars. But I think realistically,
I know a lot of people have not watched these
Oscar movies, That's right. So what I think I'm going
to bring on an expert who is kind of an
expert con man to sort of tell you how to
be if somebody asks you questions, good about the or
you got to go to an Oscars party?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Right? How do you say something without stepping in it.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
We're gonna explore that probably has seen most of the movies,
and I think he saw one.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I've got a couple of them.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Did you see the substance?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:09):
You know, but you have.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I saw it. Yeah, it was great. You liked it. Oh,
it's got awesome. Yeah, I think she's gonna win. I
think I's gonna walk.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
I heard I heard your hot take on it that
you thought maybe the movie came a little late. I
was dying in the car, man, I was laughing at
I could have used a dose of that.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
When I was sixteen or seventeen, I was like, oh yeah, Like,
oh man.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Well do you do you have any advice for me? On?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I say, I got none, buddy, I don't give advice
to anybody because I'm still learning every day. I really am,
honestly God, so humble too, honestly God. I once gave
Tom Looney a piece of advice and it turned out
to be so horrible it almost like cost him his job.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Here, I can't tell you.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Oh, Man, I gotta I got a first of all,
Chip yost Over there is great, great one man band.
We had a live remote in Orange County. He showed up.
Everybody loved him. Everybody knows who that dude is. That
guy one of the most likeable guys in the world totally.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
He's such a hard worker and like you said, one
man band, people maybe don't know what that means. He produces,
he shoots and edits.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Sometimes he'll be doing live reports, driving through a scene
of a crime with the camera on the dashboard looking
at his face.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
So he does camera, lights, makeup, wardrobe, writing it, interviews,
he does everything. Yeah, everything, And I imagine you know, people,
that's probably the wave of the future.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, unfortunately, but you know what.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
The thing is that a lot of people get into the
into TV because they want to be on TV.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Right.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
It works for about a year, right, like you can't
these days. The good old days are really over.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
It's over. I talked to Glenn Walker all the time.
Glenn Walker.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I live about two blocks from where his mother lives
in a retirement home. And I said to him, I said, hey,
if your mom ever needs anything, call me, thinking he'll
never call. Right a week later like, hey can you come,
I'm like, oh, bobboo. I said that justin hopes that
you would, you know, just to be nice to you,
and you'd spread that around that I said that to you,

(29:10):
But I don't want to go see your mom.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
What what you do.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
He goes, you got to go over there, you know
she needs it and fund it. Seven eleven, got her
stuff and went over there. A week later. Hey, she
has a lottery ticket that she wants to do.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
How much was it? I said, what don't you do?
It was ten dollars. Did you get a cut?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I didn't get anything nothing out of that. He goes,
Let me tell you some. Let me tell you some.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
We love you know, we've been doing Glenn to his face.
We've been in person in Glenn to his face for
he's great years. And he is the biggest supporter of
other people. And I got to tell you also, you've
taught me a lot of really good stuff just by
you know, because we don't talk much, but I listened
a lot.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay, longtime listener. That's why I prefer it.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
But you also, you never talk poorly about anybody in text.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
That's oh going okay. I learned that from Uly.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
You will never I learned that Tim Conway, that's right,
talking smack in a text mess, that's right.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I learned that from Rick D's and Rick D. Here's
how the saying goes. If it's nice, right it, If
it's bad.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Say it.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Because you know, you can get a lot of trouble
sing on people.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Oh yeah, on text, Yeah, because they can screenshot that
and they send it to the you know, it's it's.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Warfare out there.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Sam Rubin told me a very funny story he did.
He did radio or TV, I think both in Florida
for a while, and he went to the cleaners. You know,
he's always very proper. Sam Rubin always had a you know,
suit and tie on, even back then, you know, doing radio.
And he went to the cleaners and the cleaners I
think was laundering his shirts instead of dry cleaning them. Oh,

(30:48):
and they were shrinking and the buttons were like popping off.
So he went to the cleaners. He goes, hey, look
I want these dry clean. You're laundering them and they're shrinking,
and the guy says, we dry clean him. I think
it's the Chili Dog and the Koola Coup every day.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
At seven eleven. I knew where this was good. I
knew exactly where this was going.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
I don't know I've heard of the story, but I
tell they tell that story on this show.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, it was a great interview. When Sam Rubin was
interviewing Tom Hanks and he said to Tom, he says,
all right, you're worth a billion dollars. You and your
your wife are worth a billion dollars. What's the difference
between having no money and a lot of money? And
Tom Hanks had a great comment. He said, the only
difference is when your car makes the noise, you know
you have the money to fix it.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Is not great. That's good because guys are like that.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yes, I saw a video today and this is something
that I think only guys who I've not seen women
do this. But a guy rolled his window down about
two inches, his car window down two inches, and then
he tried to roll the other one down exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
That's great. That is so important.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Guys have to have the windows down exactly the same
inches on all four saws.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
I bought a a convertible years ago, right because I thought.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
This is gonna make me somebody.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
I've made it, and I thought, oh, you know who's
gonna love this? If I date somebody, they're gonna love
this convert Every single time I drive the car, I
have not ever one time taken.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
That top down. That's great.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
And I don't mean to be sexist, right, there's they
don't want to take the top down and and do
that because you know, the wind is a lot.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah, it's it's it's way too much. I thought this
car is great.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
I'm gonna people and the only people who have ever
spoken to me about this car are dudes, is that right?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh yeah, okay? And they love they love it.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I got a quick Steckler story for you. You'll love
you remember, of course. So I he's he very rarely
goes to the track, but I called him one day
and said, you want to goes? Yeah, yeah, let's go.
So I pick him up. We're driving the track. We're
in We're in my car. So we're in the the
Lincoln Navigator. So we're looking down and on his right,
he's sitting in the passenger seat. On his right there's

(33:00):
a pink Miata Yeah, with a rainbow license plate. Two
guys in tank tops with rainbow hats on and a
rainbow key chain hanging from the rear view mirror in
a convertible. And Secler rolls the window down and looks
over to the guys and goes, hey, fellas, we get it.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
We get it. Oh man.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Both of those guys laughter, as, yeah, we get it,
we get it. We got it, We get it, Thank you, buddy.
Two to four off listening.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
That'll be great, huge pressure now, yeah, I mean you're
not gonna be watching the pre show for the Oscars.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I might be at the race track for who knows. Hey,
I'll tape it for you. All right. So you got
who's who's bored opping?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Stuff?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Who's you know it's going to be Robin Robin? Okay, good,
all right? So you got Robin.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
We've got Andrew Caravella.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Andrew if he comes into work now that we've know,
you're good, good shape. Yeah, they're both right.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
And Richie.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
I'm going to ask Richie more about his his his
adventures and OnlyFans lands.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Oh yeah, that's a two hour convererce. You can do
that for two hours, funny. I appreciate it. I hope
you have the most success ever.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
And good things happening. Good dude, you're good guy. You
are the best. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Andy Reesemeyer's Sunday two to four pm right here on
KFI AM six forty. It's Conway Show and come back.
Somebody from Fox is coming on one. Are your competitors?
How about that?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah? Alex Michaelson.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Oh, I'll be in the car shit chat with that
with my speakers turned down.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
There you go. Alright, We're live on KFIM six forty
by right.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Conway Show on demand on the iHeart Radio app. Now
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