November 29, 2024 • 32 mins
Who’s Vin Scully?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
How old is Richie?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Do you think Richie who works with us on I
don't know Wednesday and Thursday?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
How old is Richie? He's in his early thirties.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Early thirties. Wow, General Dana, you know who Vin Scully is?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Of course they do, is okay?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, Richie who works with us as a producer, he'd
never heard that name before yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You never heard the name Vin Scully never. Do you
know how many.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Different, alright, areas in life that you have to avoid
not to have heard that name, You had to have
avoided baseball sports professionally, right, because Vin Scully translates every sport.
(00:57):
People in basketball talk about him, people in hockey, people
in football. He called football games for a while, and
he was the voice of the Dodgers for I don't
know sixty years, sixty plus years, seventy years. He was
ninety four ninety five when he passed away. There's the
street down near Dodger Stadium is called Vin Scully Avenue.
(01:20):
Vin Scully is probably the best known sportscaster, maybe in
the world. In the history of the world. And this guy,
Richie had never heard that name before. There are five
huge oversized photos of Vin Scully where Richie preps the show.
(01:41):
There's one behind him. We're Richie's mailboxes. There's a six
or seven foot huge shot of there.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Is okay, Richie is here.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Richie's producing bellio has a photo of Richie producing the
show and looking at a computer screen. And behind that
computer computer screen there's a twelve foot picture of Vin Scully.
He looks at him every days ad and never asked.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Who that was?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
That is?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
What could we put that on social medium? All right?
You got to see this photo.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
This is a guy who stared at Vin Scully for
the last two or three years every day, a twelve
foot picture of him sitting right there, and he'd never
heard that name before.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So we had to make a promo out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Good catch, stefu'sh good catch, Good catch. I had all
these baseball cards. Ben Scully would call the game and
I'd move my baseball cards around here.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You learn the game from Vin Scully. That's right.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Vin Scully was great.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Many Richie, you ever heard.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Of Vin Scully? No idea who that is?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Moe Kelly just put his head down. There's a huge
picture of him down the hall. There's five of them,
the Tim Conway Junior Show.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
That's great, Reggie don't change.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
That's great for the radio live four to seven pm
on KFI.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Mo Kelly came Macs. We're doing the cross talk with
Mo Kelly.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I've never seen Mo do this before, and I've known
Mo for ten years. When Richie said he had never
heard that name before, Mo Kelly put his head down
on the desk on the counter here in the studio,
just right down and just rested his head there for
thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's thought. He passed out. Never heard that name before.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Richie's producing a radio show, not in not only in
Los Angeles where Vin Skelly called the games for hit
more than my lifetime, but our sister station down the hall,
five seventy AM ran the Dodgers for Vin Scully's last
three or four years, and so every time he came
(03:45):
in the building, he heard that noise, he heard that voice,
and that was Vin Scully.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Twenty feet from that door is where he currently works.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, and you have to avoid not only professional sports,
but you have to avoid entertainment.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You had to avoid the inner net.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You have to avoid that sports station because he's still
on that sports station. You have to avoid avoid a
lot of things in life to not know who Vin
Scully is.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I mean actively avoid him.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Like, for instance, I know a little bit about who's
a Rod used to be dating j Lood right, And
I don't follow j Lo at all, but I've heard
stories that she's kind of difficult to to get along
with or difficult to work with. And I just heard these,
(04:33):
you know, crazy stories. But and I and I'd avoid
a lot of j Loo's stuff. And I know that
about her, you know, because you just hear it and
you file it and you know. And as a matter
of fact, their nickname was a Rod and a hole
for a while when they were dating, and I knew that.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But man, oh man, I find it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I find it really refreshing that this richie didn't know
who Vin Scully was. I really do, because he's not
clogging up his mind with all this you know nonsense.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
You know, the happiest people I've ever met in my
life are the people who are not are not cluttering
their brain with all kinds of crazy information. We had
a guy who he used to work with over the
radio station, and we used to do a bit called
Stump the Monkey. And I'm not gonna say his name
(05:34):
or anything because he's a good guy and he's moved on.
But we'd asked this guy simple questions like where he
thought the Mile High City was.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I said, where do you think the Mile High City is?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You ever heard that?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Ter?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
He goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, buddy, I've
heard it a lot, Buddy, I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I said, where do you think the Mile High City is?
And he says, uh, I don't know. Uh Seattle, Like
oh no, no, no, See, the Mile High City is
a mile and the altitude of the city is a mile.
It's like over fifty like fifty four hundred feet or so.
So unless there's a fifty four hundred foot cliff in
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Seattle and then Seattle sits above.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That, that's the wrong answer.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And we'd ask him simple questions like that, like where
did you think where do you think ivory comes from?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
What do you think ivory? Where does that come from?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
When somebody has an ivory statue or an ivory ash
trav where is ivory from He goes, I think that's
a plant, buddy, Right, they grow ivy, I mean ivory, ivory,
they grow ivory.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Right, it's aft.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
We also asked him these are some of the just
the some of the better ones. What he thought the
Denver football team was called. What do you think the
Denver football team is called? And he said, I think
it's the Seahawks, buddy, And Doug Steckler put his head
down and he said, there may have never been a
seahawk in the history of Denver. Seahawks usually hang out
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on the coast. I don't think it has ever been
a seahawk that has flown fifteen hundred miles hang out
in Denver, the Seahawks, I think Denver, Buddy, I think wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I think bron All.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Right, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
My mom and dad would take us to Disneyland once
a year, and they would tell us three months or
four months in advance, you know, right around Christmas. Hey,
we're going in on April ninth. She got to behave
and one of my brothers decided not to behave. He
bought itching powder and spread it all over the desks
of all the kids, and they all know And I'm
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ninety nine percent sure this happened where the kids, all
the kids' parents had to come pick them up because
they were all itching like crazy. I know what it was,
they didn't know what it was, and they're breaking out
in like hives and stuff. And I I'm about ninety
nine percent sure that the fire department was called as well,
because they were next door, and the paramedics came over
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to see to try to figure out what happened, and
they found a box of itching powder in my brother's desk.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I'm starting to understand the three day suspension.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, he's lucky you didn't get expelled.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Yeah, I mean that turned into a big deal, right,
because what if those what if one of those kids
was allergic or had a condition or something and you know,
they got swollen eyes or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Exactly and got their lungs and you know it was
It's a big deal, a big deal. So I'm with
the principal and the teacher that there had to be
some action. Right, Normally i'd pick I'd support my brother,
but I think he crossed the line.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Okay, just barely.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
So he was told by my dad, you did this,
you got in trouble, you got caught. You're not going
to Disneyland this year. And I thought, whoo, my dad
never ever does stuff like that ever.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So all the kids going, he's serious, yes.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
And so the morning we're going, you know, you always
wake up early and you have breakfast, and he always
took us out of school to go, so it's a
big special day. You know, he didn't have to go
to school, and we're all going to Disneyland on a
day where we're you know, we're supposed to go to school.
And so Disneyland was fairly empty and you could walk
around and enjoy yourself. And we all get in the
car except my brother with the itching powder, and he
(09:15):
was in the house and he wasn't coming, and I thought, wow,
how far is my dad going to drive down the
block here? Until he turns around and picks this kid
back up and he pulls the car around. We're going
out the driveway and my brother Jake says, hey, Dad,
can you will you stop the car? And my dad
(09:35):
stops the car and my brother says, if my brother's
not going, I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Jake, isn't that great? Yeah, that says a lot about
his character.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
The greatest guy in the world. He says, if I'm
not if my brother's not going, I'm not going. It
was your reaction, I'm My reaction was hey, more room
for me. Why are we sitting still?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Dad, why did you? Why did you stop? Just slowed Jake,
get the hell out of here. And and he my
dad ended up taking all of us, right he did. Yeah,
he ended up taking all of us. But there was
such a defining moment in my brother's childhood, right, Like,
he's the only kid that said no, no, we're all going,
or I'm not going. It's just so great it brings
(10:18):
a tear to my eyes. It really, I mean, really
a special that's consistent with who he was.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
And he is a sweet man, sweetest guy in the
wood is really sweet man.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I mean he's obviously he was born in the wrong family.
Well you're all sweet.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Nah, he's over the top. I mean, he rescues dogs
all the time. He's always upbeat, he doesn't hate anybody,
never gets pissed at anybody.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He can just hang up on a good friend.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
No way you'd go to the track with the guy, right,
But he's always always upbeat and I don't know how
he does it, man, but you know, he works. He
doesn't have kids, but they have like five or six
dogs and those dogs are the world to him. And
he's and he's just a really decent and human being,
like a really good person. And you know, of all
(11:05):
the brothers and sisters, I think his his character. I
don't know where it was formed, but somebody had an
influence on him that we all didn't catch. No, he's fourth, fourth,
fifth city. Yeah, he's fourth, fourth born, so he's close
to the middle there. Yeah, he's a middle kid out
(11:26):
of six. Right, the three and four are the uh,
you know the two medals.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Right.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Do you find that I don't know how much you've
looked into that. Do you find that that the order
of births with all your siblings kind of go true
to form from what we've always heard, the first in
the middle and the last and all that.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You know what, I don't I'm not really sure what
what those theories are like, is it? I know that
my sister got a lot in life. She was the
first born. Oh, she was the first thing. She's the
oldest she's but we have. We had one girl and
then my dad had five boys.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
My mom and dad. My mom had something to do
with it too.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
I think the girl thing makes sense, but also the
firstborn thing makes sense. So she got she doubled it.
Oh my god, the privilege. I guess you could say
my dad wrote a song about her. My dad has
never written a song in his life. He wrote a
song about her. And there's a million pictures of her
around around, you know, our house growing up. I think
there's one of me, and try to find one of
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the of the youngest.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
So long man, hear some of the characteristics in the
first middle Okay, so first natural leader, high achiever, organized,
on time, know it all, bossy, responsible adult, pleaser, obeys
the rules.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
The middle That makes sense that wait, it goes slowly again.
The firstborn is.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
One natural leader, high achiever, very organized, very organized, on time.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Always know it all.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Yeah, I think I think she knows that you guys
on on Thursday nights, not Friday nights to japings.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, she didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She didn't know that right, so maybe not not all
of it. She knew bossy uh as a kid.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Yeah, get in the wheel. Well, yeah, pretty boss as
a kid, right, responsible, yes, yes, adult pleaser, yeah, obeys
the rules.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, pretty much. Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
She had by the way, she had a massive, massive bedroom.
It was supposed to be like the master bedroom to
the house that we lived in in the valley. And
the rest of the boys were in one room. Five
of us in one room. And she had a fireplace
in her room, a walk in closet fire in her room,
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and had two different exposures, like she looked west and
north from her windows.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Two different exposures.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Huge ass room, good for her. And we were all piled.
We had two bunk beds and a car bed, you know,
So we had two bunk beds that we lived in
that we slept into. My brother had one of those
like speed racer car beds.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Stinky boys.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
God, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I don't know why we put up with that, because
you had to. Well, we could have.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
We could have.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I mean, there's five of us we could have taken over.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
You should have. We should have. We couldn't taken her out.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Middle child, okay, middle.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Child, flexible, easygoing, social peacemakers, independent, secretive, may feel like
life is unfair. Strong negotiator, and generous.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Okay, that's like, yeah, my brother yeah, like like Corey
and and and Jake.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah, that's that's kind of them, right.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Okay, the babies of the family is Sean risk taker, outgoing, creative,
self centered, oh yeah, financial, financially irresponsible, not he's not that,
but competitive.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
So far, he's like, you know, eight for nine, yeah,
nine for ten, bored, easily, very easily, likes.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
To be pampered.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I don't know, I don't know, sense of humor, very funny.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
And that was for those Okay, if you're the only
child close to parents, self control, leader, mature, dependable, demanding, unforgiving,
private and sensitive.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Man, oh man, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
How I mean, it's such a generalization, but man, do
they nail it. I hit a lot of Yeah, I
hit a lot of those. Yeah, that's wild. That's crazy, man.
That's a you know that that the youngest one. I mean,
you describe my brother Sean to the tea, except that
he's financially he's not irresponsible. He owns two restaurants and
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steamboat Springton, Colorado here, Okay, yeah, it works up from nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
He was like a busboy.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
So with six you find those ones that are in
the middle, they're they're sort of like a variance of
those things.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, yeah, that pretty much nailed them, though. I guess
so there's six kids, the three and four or the
middle one. Yeah yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah, well
that's that's so. That's about right. But that's that's wild.
How you can generalize like that. That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Where you know, you get you got hit on by
somebody who's really influential in the in show business or
you know, really could make your your life better, you know,
with a job promotion and crap like that. But there
was a big agent in Hollywood, agent slash manager, and
(16:14):
I met him.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Oh I thought you were gonna say, Judy Denton, No.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No, no, Judy and I dated for three months.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, I'm just kidding. But I was at with my
dad at God. I think it was like the Our
Senial Hall Show. It was one of those late night
talk shows. I know, it wasn't the Tonight Show. I
think it was Our Sinial Hall and there that manager
was there. He represented some other big actor or whatever,
and we just talking backstage in the green room, and
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and I didn't even know the guy was was gay.
I thought, you know, we were just chit chatting. And
he said he had a poker game at his house
every you know, month or so. He says, a lot
of you know, uh, you know, big Hollywood types show
up and we just played poker for a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I said, oh, yeah, poker.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, barely even know and I and I said, uh,
I said, yeah, you know, if I'm in the area,
you're playing, and you know, stop by. And went over there,
and sure not. They're like seven people there, and I
ended up knowing like two of them. I knew one
was a writer and the other guy was an actor,
and the other guys were like producers and you know,
Hollywood times. And so we're playing poker. Everyone's you know, drinking, smoking,
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having a good time. And then one guy gets up,
he goes, I got you know, kids to take the
soccer in the morning. Guy gotta go, So he splits.
Another guy splits. So we're down to like four people
and we're playing blackjack. So you know, you know, it's
not poker anymore. You can't play poker with three people.
So we're playing blackjack and you know, other games. And
it wasn't for a lot of money. And so I said,
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I gotta use your bathroom. So I go to the
bathroom in there for two minutes and I come out
and all the other players have split and this guy's
on the couch with a glass of wine.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Right and nothing on. No, well, he was fully clothed.
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
He wasn't there. We weren't there yet.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
And he said, uh, he says, hey, why don't you
sit down and we'll talk about your career? Right, and
and then I remember he goes, he goes, why don't
you sit down and we'll talk about your career.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
So where'd you go to breakfast?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Jesus Christ, he's smoked by everybody tonight.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Moon's over my hand.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It was Beverly Hills Hotel, was very good.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I was looking.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I'm not I'm not a cheap breakfast. I'm not a
Denny's guy.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
You know that. Rudy too, d Freshman.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
No, no, no, no, dude, this is Mimosa time.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
If you're gonna you know, uh, hang with t bones.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Speak if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
No, but I I you.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Know, I was saying I split, not obviously I did
split and I and you know, but I always I
always thought I wanted to call, like the all the
other guys that were playing that night and go, hey,
you know, that move may work on some of the guys,
but I wasn't into it, and I was I wanted
to like call him and.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Go, hey, did you guys do this with other guys?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I mean, you gout, you know, you set another guy.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Up to get the you know, I don't know, man,
That's what I was wonder about the process.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
When you went to the bathroom, was there a discussion
to be had or the second the door close to
the bathroom they all grabbed the.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Coats and ran.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Obviously there was there was you know, this has either
happened before or he said, hey, you guys got to
get out of here. You know, I got the I
got young t bones to uh to tackle here. The
smoking lamp has been it, but it was on the
elevator ride down. It was on a big condo complex
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like on a you know, twenty twenty flour or something that.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
But on the elevator ride down. I'm like, man, I
wonder if like.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Other guys have done this, or maybe they hang, maybe
they don't.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
And I felt dirty.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I felt like I was like, you know, if he
if you know, maybe if he just said, hey, you
know you went too a this, you know, but did you.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Question whether you were sending him signals here?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I thought maybe I let him down.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
You know, if you've left something upstairs and you realized
it when you got to the bottom of the elevator.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Which oh yeah, oh you like a jacket or coat
or something. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I don't know. I don't know. That's that's you didn't
have cell phones back then to text him the call
or go back there.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, I buzz him up and go, hey, I left
my card again up there. Maybe I was given the
wrong leave behind my Penny Lovers and Cardigan are still
up there. Can I slide up them?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Ascott?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, maybe I was given them wrong signals. It's my fault.
It's always the guy, always.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
The I've got.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
I've never had a I've never had the let's talk
about your sort of career or the implication that I
could advance your crowd.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I never had any of that.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
I just had straight out well, you never know what
you want I want life until you try a little.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Bit of everything. Is that right? I've had that verbatim
said to me.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, Like somebody once said to me, They said, hey,
are you gay? And I said, well, I said not now,
But you know, it's a long life.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
You know, who knows.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You had a glimpse of a guy and say, hey,
that's your butterflies, and all of a sudden, you're off
to the races.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
What kind of fun?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But you know, but that's but that has happened before.
I know a woman who was married to a guy
and she and I think she's even told the story
on the air before him. I think we had her
on and she told this story. But she was a
heterosexual woman with a guy. I think she had a daughter.
And she was playing tennis one day with another couple
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and the and the woman like hooked up, not hooked up,
but glanced over the other woman and they both approached
the net and they said, look, I'm married and you're married,
but I think I'm supposed to spend the rest of
my life with you. And the other woman said I
had the exact same feeling. And they both divorced their
husbands and they got married and they're still together today.
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That was twenty years ago. Isn't that wild? That's why
I say it's a long life. You know, you never
know what you want in life. Try a little bit
of everything. I mean, it's you know, I obviously you
know you know. I think, Look, I'm fifty eight. I
think you know that, you know the clock is uh
run out. But I think when you're younger, you know,
(23:18):
especially nowadays, I don't know. You know, you're in a
bar and you look across the you know, the bar,
and you see another guy, go wow, what happened? That's
kind of weird feeling, right, But I think as you
get older, you're like.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
You know what, I think, it's just time to go
to bed.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I think as you get older, you're you know, you're
you're you know, you get set in your waist. I
use the same detergent I've used since I was a kid.
I get the same haircut, I get the same shoes.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
You don't expand your life, you don't open yourselves up
for new ideas. But if you're young, if you're like eighteen,
nineteen twenty, and you know, it's not a big thing
anymore to be gay. I think that those that kids
nowadays I have have not more I hate.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
To like misphrase it, but they have.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Uh. They're more open this generation to like everything and anything.
And back when I was growing up, you know, that
just wasn't the case, you know, at all. So nice
to see progress. We weren't part of it. But it's
nice to see, you know, society progress.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You weren't part of it.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yes, right, I wasn't part of it. You evidently were.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Church.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah, that's right. Did you turn it all down?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Krosher?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
When he had when he said, you never know what
you want life to try a little, but with everything,
My response was since he because he just prior to that,
he had asked me if I was dating anybody, and
I wasn't, but he said, because you know, And then
afterwards I said, yes, it's pretty serious between me and
this one girl.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Seeing anybody at that's wild? All right, man? Everybody loves Krozer.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
That's name, the name of the new name of the
body loves.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Every Body loves Cruis, sure, because everybody loves Cruisy.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
At one point in the industry here in La, the
radio industry exects new of me because of my tight
white jeans.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Oh my god, telling you it got Why do we
just know this? I've been here for ten years or
I've never explored your tight white gene.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Apparently it got around.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty Don.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Pardo Competition stefoosh. Have you found the music without lyrics? Yes?
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Wow, you want to give us a little music showing up?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
All right, let's you know what's the music go to
sound like? Let's have it in their cans?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Man, all right, yeah, you want to that music?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Pot, That's right, it comes on hot buddy, Come on,
you got to bring it on the hot good all right.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Okay, Now I'm gonna flip a coin.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Very exciting, see you, very exciting.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, give a coin on you.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I don't think I do.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Nobody has coins on them anymore. Right now, I'm.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Gonna write on a piece of paper one detain, and
the closest to it gets to pick, all right, one
to ten?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Who goes first? Oh you're asking me.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Well, no, I'm writing a number one to ten.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Whoever gets closest to the number gets to pick whether
they go first or second. All right, all right to
get to pick who gets the number first? I'm gonna
write another number. Alright, So this is the number to
get to the number.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
To be able to to be able to get for
them next night.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
All right, mark number one, team one and ten?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Four?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Four?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Krozer? What five?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It was three?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So Mark goes first and picking one one to ten? Okay, okay,
all right, now mark one to ten? And what number
am I writing down?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Six? Six? Is wrong? Crozier? Three? Oh it's seven. Mark,
got it. It's gonna be let CROs do go first.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
There's no deflection.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
No no, no, no no. I get the choice. I
get the choice. The rule was you get a choice?
Speaker 5 (27:06):
You do?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Didn't hear that part?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, well we can roll it back. All right here
it is good luck Crouch.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
All right, music starts here, I don croser.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
It's Saturday Night Long.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
With Danaccarvey, Still Hartner, Nor McDonald, Lorraine Newman, Eddie Murphy,
Maya Rudolph.
Speaker 11 (27:50):
With musical guests who and your host Steve Martin, Ladies
and gentlemen, Steve Martin.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
That was really good, dude, That really was you really
stuck the landing. That was so cool man, dude.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
That was really good. Hey, I learned from the best.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right, Wow, that's Crozier. I don't have any water
or anything. This is tough and he was good.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Doing his Don pardell Man and now it's Mark Pardo.
All right, you ready, you're ready?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Red leather, yellow leather, red leather.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Bring that music on the hot trying to bury my
bury me under the music.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
It'll be better though.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Way music starts, and here it is Mark Thompson is
Don Pardo.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
It's Saturday Night Live with Tanner Coffe.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Heart, Mona.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
McDonald, all Newman, Andie Murphy, Michael Rudolph with musical guest Queen.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
And the host Steve Martin. Old ladies and gentlemen. Steve Martin.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
All right, Mark, I really love What I loved about
it was your professionals and shows because.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
You had the just the slight little nuances that Don used.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
He's got that little when he does live, he'll go live,
you know like that, that little thing.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah, very good.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
All right, now we all get to vote, right, all right,
let's start with Steph Roni who knocked it out? Krozer
or Mark Thompson. I liked Krozier, Crozer.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, you're sweet.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I think you stuck the landing. I liked it too.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Somebody who knows there's only a guy who's here one
night a week, and a guy here is five.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Nights, five nights a week. It could be a long week.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
All right, Bellio Crozier or Mark Thompson.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I'm going with Mark, Mark Angel Martinez. I'm going with Crawl.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Rosier, all right, and I'm going with Mark Thompson.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
So it's so it's it's a dead heat. It's a
dead heat, as it should be.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So the audience has to decide, Oh my god, all right, yeah,
let's put up on Twitter, all right, but it's up
on Twitter, okay.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Because we put the audio up as well, or or.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Just as soon as I get it, we will.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Right, So the audience will decide. We'll know by ten
o'clock who is the better? Don Pardoh well they were,
and I thought they were both.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, but it's neither better.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
There was a cool individual take each of us had
on the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I thought it was great.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
And Krozer, for you not to have ever done that
before tonight, exactly, that's wild, dude, man, that is crazy
you've got an ear for that. You got to quit radio,
make some money. I mean, you can do impressions, dude, Yeah,
you got the other What is the other one you do?
Felix the Cat. Felix the Cat, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Somebody else.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I don't even know what Felix the Cat sounds like.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
He goes, we last at the No, no, but no,
you do. Who's the Martin and Lewis. Jerry Lewis right,
Jerry Lewis right, that's a hot one.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Right.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, go out there, Don Pardo and Jerry Lewis factory.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Have Don Pardo introduced Jerry Lewis. You come on, you
do that thing that impressions do. They turn around and
they know you're Jerry Lewis.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
You had a cigarette, now you Jerry Lewis play maybe
older demos on that though. Thought. Yeah, I think it's
a cruise.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I think you're a you know, Alaska cruise after summer
when the old.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
People come out. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, oh that's great though. Congratulations of both you. You
both sounded hotter in hell. I know it is a
fierce competition, but you both showed up.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
He went fifteen rounds. Yeah, you know, a.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Good offense takes care of a good defense.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I thought it was I thought, you just let him
play on.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
The field and the you know, players will take care
of themselves, right.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yeah, it was hot man.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
The idea of doing anything like that with with Mark
Thompson is an achievement in my head as far as
I'm concerned.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
True.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, that's a street dog.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
We're live on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on
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Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
How old is Richie?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Do you think Richie who works with us on I
don't know Wednesday and Thursday?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
How old is Richie? He's in his early thirties.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Early thirties. Wow, General Dana, you know who Vin Scully is?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Of course they do, is okay?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, Richie who works with us as a producer, he'd
never heard that name before yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You never heard the name Vin Scully never. Do you
know how many.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Different, alright, areas in life that you have to avoid
not to have heard that name, You had to have
avoided baseball sports professionally, right, because Vin Scully translates every sport.
(00:57):
People in basketball talk about him, people in hockey, people
in football. He called football games for a while, and
he was the voice of the Dodgers for I don't
know sixty years, sixty plus years, seventy years. He was
ninety four ninety five when he passed away. There's the
street down near Dodger Stadium is called Vin Scully Avenue.
(01:20):
Vin Scully is probably the best known sportscaster, maybe in
the world. In the history of the world. And this guy,
Richie had never heard that name before. There are five
huge oversized photos of Vin Scully where Richie preps the show.
(01:41):
There's one behind him. We're Richie's mailboxes. There's a six
or seven foot huge shot of there.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Is okay, Richie is here.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Richie's producing bellio has a photo of Richie producing the
show and looking at a computer screen. And behind that
computer computer screen there's a twelve foot picture of Vin Scully.
He looks at him every days ad and never asked.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Who that was?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
That is?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
What could we put that on social medium? All right?
You got to see this photo.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
This is a guy who stared at Vin Scully for
the last two or three years every day, a twelve
foot picture of him sitting right there, and he'd never
heard that name before.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So we had to make a promo out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Good catch, stefu'sh good catch, Good catch. I had all
these baseball cards. Ben Scully would call the game and
I'd move my baseball cards around here.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You learn the game from Vin Scully. That's right.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Vin Scully was great.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Many Richie, you ever heard.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Of Vin Scully? No idea who that is?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Moe Kelly just put his head down. There's a huge
picture of him down the hall. There's five of them,
the Tim Conway Junior Show.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
That's great, Reggie don't change.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
That's great for the radio live four to seven pm
on KFI.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Mo Kelly came Macs. We're doing the cross talk with
Mo Kelly.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I've never seen Mo do this before, and I've known
Mo for ten years. When Richie said he had never
heard that name before, Mo Kelly put his head down
on the desk on the counter here in the studio,
just right down and just rested his head there for
thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's thought. He passed out. Never heard that name before.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Richie's producing a radio show, not in not only in
Los Angeles where Vin Skelly called the games for hit
more than my lifetime, but our sister station down the hall,
five seventy AM ran the Dodgers for Vin Scully's last
three or four years, and so every time he came
(03:45):
in the building, he heard that noise, he heard that voice,
and that was Vin Scully.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Twenty feet from that door is where he currently works.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, and you have to avoid not only professional sports,
but you have to avoid entertainment.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You had to avoid the inner net.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You have to avoid that sports station because he's still
on that sports station. You have to avoid avoid a
lot of things in life to not know who Vin
Scully is.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I mean actively avoid him.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Like, for instance, I know a little bit about who's
a Rod used to be dating j Lood right, And
I don't follow j Lo at all, but I've heard
stories that she's kind of difficult to to get along
with or difficult to work with. And I just heard these,
(04:33):
you know, crazy stories. But and I and I'd avoid
a lot of j Loo's stuff. And I know that
about her, you know, because you just hear it and
you file it and you know. And as a matter
of fact, their nickname was a Rod and a hole
for a while when they were dating, and I knew that.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But man, oh man, I find it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I find it really refreshing that this richie didn't know
who Vin Scully was. I really do, because he's not
clogging up his mind with all this you know nonsense.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
You know, the happiest people I've ever met in my
life are the people who are not are not cluttering
their brain with all kinds of crazy information. We had
a guy who he used to work with over the
radio station, and we used to do a bit called
Stump the Monkey. And I'm not gonna say his name
(05:34):
or anything because he's a good guy and he's moved on.
But we'd asked this guy simple questions like where he
thought the Mile High City was.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I said, where do you think the Mile High City is?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You ever heard that?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Ter?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
He goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, buddy, I've
heard it a lot, Buddy, I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I said, where do you think the Mile High City is?
And he says, uh, I don't know. Uh Seattle, Like
oh no, no, no, See, the Mile High City is
a mile and the altitude of the city is a mile.
It's like over fifty like fifty four hundred feet or so.
So unless there's a fifty four hundred foot cliff in
(06:10):
Seattle and then Seattle sits above.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That, that's the wrong answer.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And we'd ask him simple questions like that, like where
did you think where do you think ivory comes from?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
What do you think ivory? Where does that come from?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
When somebody has an ivory statue or an ivory ash
trav where is ivory from He goes, I think that's
a plant, buddy, Right, they grow ivy, I mean ivory, ivory,
they grow ivory.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Right, it's aft.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
We also asked him these are some of the just
the some of the better ones. What he thought the
Denver football team was called. What do you think the
Denver football team is called? And he said, I think
it's the Seahawks, buddy, And Doug Steckler put his head
down and he said, there may have never been a
seahawk in the history of Denver. Seahawks usually hang out
(06:58):
on the coast. I don't think it has ever been
a seahawk that has flown fifteen hundred miles hang out
in Denver, the Seahawks, I think Denver, Buddy, I think wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I think bron All.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Right, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
My mom and dad would take us to Disneyland once
a year, and they would tell us three months or
four months in advance, you know, right around Christmas. Hey,
we're going in on April ninth. She got to behave
and one of my brothers decided not to behave. He
bought itching powder and spread it all over the desks
of all the kids, and they all know And I'm
(07:38):
ninety nine percent sure this happened where the kids, all
the kids' parents had to come pick them up because
they were all itching like crazy. I know what it was,
they didn't know what it was, and they're breaking out
in like hives and stuff. And I I'm about ninety
nine percent sure that the fire department was called as well,
because they were next door, and the paramedics came over
(07:59):
to see to try to figure out what happened, and
they found a box of itching powder in my brother's desk.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I'm starting to understand the three day suspension.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, he's lucky you didn't get expelled.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Yeah, I mean that turned into a big deal, right,
because what if those what if one of those kids
was allergic or had a condition or something and you know,
they got swollen eyes or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Exactly and got their lungs and you know it was
It's a big deal, a big deal. So I'm with
the principal and the teacher that there had to be
some action. Right, Normally i'd pick I'd support my brother,
but I think he crossed the line.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Okay, just barely.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
So he was told by my dad, you did this,
you got in trouble, you got caught. You're not going
to Disneyland this year. And I thought, whoo, my dad
never ever does stuff like that ever.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So all the kids going, he's serious, yes.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
And so the morning we're going, you know, you always
wake up early and you have breakfast, and he always
took us out of school to go, so it's a
big special day. You know, he didn't have to go
to school, and we're all going to Disneyland on a
day where we're you know, we're supposed to go to school.
And so Disneyland was fairly empty and you could walk
around and enjoy yourself. And we all get in the
car except my brother with the itching powder, and he
(09:15):
was in the house and he wasn't coming, and I thought, wow,
how far is my dad going to drive down the
block here? Until he turns around and picks this kid
back up and he pulls the car around. We're going
out the driveway and my brother Jake says, hey, Dad,
can you will you stop the car? And my dad
(09:35):
stops the car and my brother says, if my brother's
not going, I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Jake, isn't that great? Yeah, that says a lot about
his character.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
The greatest guy in the world. He says, if I'm
not if my brother's not going, I'm not going. It
was your reaction, I'm My reaction was hey, more room
for me. Why are we sitting still?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Dad, why did you? Why did you stop? Just slowed Jake,
get the hell out of here. And and he my
dad ended up taking all of us, right he did. Yeah,
he ended up taking all of us. But there was
such a defining moment in my brother's childhood, right, Like,
he's the only kid that said no, no, we're all going,
or I'm not going. It's just so great it brings
(10:18):
a tear to my eyes. It really, I mean, really
a special that's consistent with who he was.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
And he is a sweet man, sweetest guy in the
wood is really sweet man.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I mean he's obviously he was born in the wrong family.
Well you're all sweet.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Nah, he's over the top. I mean, he rescues dogs
all the time. He's always upbeat, he doesn't hate anybody,
never gets pissed at anybody.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He can just hang up on a good friend.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
No way you'd go to the track with the guy, right,
But he's always always upbeat and I don't know how
he does it, man, but you know, he works. He
doesn't have kids, but they have like five or six
dogs and those dogs are the world to him. And
he's and he's just a really decent and human being,
like a really good person. And you know, of all
(11:05):
the brothers and sisters, I think his his character. I
don't know where it was formed, but somebody had an
influence on him that we all didn't catch. No, he's fourth, fourth,
fifth city. Yeah, he's fourth, fourth born, so he's close
to the middle there. Yeah, he's a middle kid out
(11:26):
of six. Right, the three and four are the uh,
you know the two medals.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Right.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Do you find that I don't know how much you've
looked into that. Do you find that that the order
of births with all your siblings kind of go true
to form from what we've always heard, the first in
the middle and the last and all that.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You know what, I don't I'm not really sure what
what those theories are like, is it? I know that
my sister got a lot in life. She was the
first born. Oh, she was the first thing. She's the
oldest she's but we have. We had one girl and
then my dad had five boys.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
My mom and dad. My mom had something to do
with it too.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
I think the girl thing makes sense, but also the
firstborn thing makes sense. So she got she doubled it.
Oh my god, the privilege. I guess you could say
my dad wrote a song about her. My dad has
never written a song in his life. He wrote a
song about her. And there's a million pictures of her
around around, you know, our house growing up. I think
there's one of me, and try to find one of
(12:20):
the of the youngest.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
So long man, hear some of the characteristics in the
first middle Okay, so first natural leader, high achiever, organized,
on time, know it all, bossy, responsible adult, pleaser, obeys
the rules.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
The middle That makes sense that wait, it goes slowly again.
The firstborn is.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
One natural leader, high achiever, very organized, very organized, on time.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Always know it all.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Yeah, I think I think she knows that you guys
on on Thursday nights, not Friday nights to japings.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, she didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She didn't know that right, so maybe not not all
of it. She knew bossy uh as a kid.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Yeah, get in the wheel. Well, yeah, pretty boss as
a kid, right, responsible, yes, yes, adult pleaser, yeah, obeys
the rules.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, pretty much. Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
She had by the way, she had a massive, massive bedroom.
It was supposed to be like the master bedroom to
the house that we lived in in the valley. And
the rest of the boys were in one room. Five
of us in one room. And she had a fireplace
in her room, a walk in closet fire in her room,
(13:33):
and had two different exposures, like she looked west and
north from her windows.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Two different exposures.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Huge ass room, good for her. And we were all piled.
We had two bunk beds and a car bed, you know,
So we had two bunk beds that we lived in
that we slept into. My brother had one of those
like speed racer car beds.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Stinky boys.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
God, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I don't know why we put up with that, because
you had to. Well, we could have.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
We could have.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I mean, there's five of us we could have taken over.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
You should have. We should have. We couldn't taken her out.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Middle child, okay, middle.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Child, flexible, easygoing, social peacemakers, independent, secretive, may feel like
life is unfair. Strong negotiator, and generous.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Okay, that's like, yeah, my brother yeah, like like Corey
and and and Jake.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah, that's that's kind of them, right.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Okay, the babies of the family is Sean risk taker, outgoing, creative,
self centered, oh yeah, financial, financially irresponsible, not he's not that,
but competitive.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
So far, he's like, you know, eight for nine, yeah,
nine for ten, bored, easily, very easily, likes.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
To be pampered.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I don't know, I don't know, sense of humor, very funny.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
And that was for those Okay, if you're the only
child close to parents, self control, leader, mature, dependable, demanding, unforgiving,
private and sensitive.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Man, oh man, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
How I mean, it's such a generalization, but man, do
they nail it. I hit a lot of Yeah, I
hit a lot of those. Yeah, that's wild. That's crazy, man.
That's a you know that that the youngest one. I mean,
you describe my brother Sean to the tea, except that
he's financially he's not irresponsible. He owns two restaurants and
(15:24):
steamboat Springton, Colorado here, Okay, yeah, it works up from nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
He was like a busboy.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
So with six you find those ones that are in
the middle, they're they're sort of like a variance of
those things.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, yeah, that pretty much nailed them, though. I guess
so there's six kids, the three and four or the
middle one. Yeah yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah, well
that's that's so. That's about right. But that's that's wild.
How you can generalize like that. That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Where you know, you get you got hit on by
somebody who's really influential in the in show business or
you know, really could make your your life better, you know,
with a job promotion and crap like that. But there
was a big agent in Hollywood, agent slash manager, and
(16:14):
I met him.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Oh I thought you were gonna say, Judy Denton, No.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No, no, Judy and I dated for three months.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, I'm just kidding. But I was at with my
dad at God. I think it was like the Our
Senial Hall Show. It was one of those late night
talk shows. I know, it wasn't the Tonight Show. I
think it was Our Sinial Hall and there that manager
was there. He represented some other big actor or whatever,
and we just talking backstage in the green room, and
(16:49):
and I didn't even know the guy was was gay.
I thought, you know, we were just chit chatting. And
he said he had a poker game at his house
every you know, month or so. He says, a lot
of you know, uh, you know, big Hollywood types show
up and we just played poker for a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I said, oh, yeah, poker.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, barely even know and I and I said, uh,
I said, yeah, you know, if I'm in the area,
you're playing, and you know, stop by. And went over there,
and sure not. They're like seven people there, and I
ended up knowing like two of them. I knew one
was a writer and the other guy was an actor,
and the other guys were like producers and you know,
Hollywood times. And so we're playing poker. Everyone's you know, drinking, smoking,
(17:34):
having a good time. And then one guy gets up,
he goes, I got you know, kids to take the
soccer in the morning. Guy gotta go, So he splits.
Another guy splits. So we're down to like four people
and we're playing blackjack. So you know, you know, it's
not poker anymore. You can't play poker with three people.
So we're playing blackjack and you know, other games. And
it wasn't for a lot of money. And so I said,
(17:55):
I gotta use your bathroom. So I go to the
bathroom in there for two minutes and I come out
and all the other players have split and this guy's
on the couch with a glass of wine.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Right and nothing on. No, well, he was fully clothed.
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
He wasn't there. We weren't there yet.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
And he said, uh, he says, hey, why don't you
sit down and we'll talk about your career? Right, and
and then I remember he goes, he goes, why don't
you sit down and we'll talk about your career.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
So where'd you go to breakfast?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Jesus Christ, he's smoked by everybody tonight.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Moon's over my hand.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It was Beverly Hills Hotel, was very good.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I was looking.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I'm not I'm not a cheap breakfast. I'm not a
Denny's guy.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
You know that. Rudy too, d Freshman.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
No, no, no, no, dude, this is Mimosa time.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
If you're gonna you know, uh, hang with t bones.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Speak if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
No, but I I you.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Know, I was saying I split, not obviously I did
split and I and you know, but I always I
always thought I wanted to call, like the all the
other guys that were playing that night and go, hey,
you know, that move may work on some of the guys,
but I wasn't into it, and I was I wanted
to like call him and.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Go, hey, did you guys do this with other guys?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I mean, you gout, you know, you set another guy.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Up to get the you know, I don't know, man,
That's what I was wonder about the process.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
When you went to the bathroom, was there a discussion
to be had or the second the door close to
the bathroom they all grabbed the.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Coats and ran.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Obviously there was there was you know, this has either
happened before or he said, hey, you guys got to
get out of here. You know, I got the I
got young t bones to uh to tackle here. The
smoking lamp has been it, but it was on the
elevator ride down. It was on a big condo complex
(20:19):
like on a you know, twenty twenty flour or something that.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
But on the elevator ride down. I'm like, man, I
wonder if like.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Other guys have done this, or maybe they hang, maybe
they don't.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
And I felt dirty.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I felt like I was like, you know, if he
if you know, maybe if he just said, hey, you
know you went too a this, you know, but did you.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Question whether you were sending him signals here?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I thought maybe I let him down.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
You know, if you've left something upstairs and you realized
it when you got to the bottom of the elevator.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Which oh yeah, oh you like a jacket or coat
or something. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I don't know. I don't know. That's that's you didn't
have cell phones back then to text him the call
or go back there.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, I buzz him up and go, hey, I left
my card again up there. Maybe I was given the
wrong leave behind my Penny Lovers and Cardigan are still
up there. Can I slide up them?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Ascott?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, maybe I was given them wrong signals. It's my fault.
It's always the guy, always.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
The I've got.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
I've never had a I've never had the let's talk
about your sort of career or the implication that I
could advance your crowd.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I never had any of that.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
I just had straight out well, you never know what
you want I want life until you try a little.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Bit of everything. Is that right? I've had that verbatim
said to me.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, Like somebody once said to me, They said, hey,
are you gay? And I said, well, I said not now,
But you know, it's a long life.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
You know, who knows.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You had a glimpse of a guy and say, hey,
that's your butterflies, and all of a sudden, you're off
to the races.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
What kind of fun?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But you know, but that's but that has happened before.
I know a woman who was married to a guy
and she and I think she's even told the story
on the air before him. I think we had her
on and she told this story. But she was a
heterosexual woman with a guy. I think she had a daughter.
And she was playing tennis one day with another couple
(22:36):
and the and the woman like hooked up, not hooked up,
but glanced over the other woman and they both approached
the net and they said, look, I'm married and you're married,
but I think I'm supposed to spend the rest of
my life with you. And the other woman said I
had the exact same feeling. And they both divorced their
husbands and they got married and they're still together today.
(22:57):
That was twenty years ago. Isn't that wild? That's why
I say it's a long life. You know, you never
know what you want in life. Try a little bit
of everything. I mean, it's you know, I obviously you
know you know. I think, Look, I'm fifty eight. I
think you know that, you know the clock is uh
run out. But I think when you're younger, you know,
(23:18):
especially nowadays, I don't know. You know, you're in a
bar and you look across the you know, the bar,
and you see another guy, go wow, what happened? That's
kind of weird feeling, right, But I think as you
get older, you're like.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
You know what, I think, it's just time to go
to bed.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I think as you get older, you're you know, you're
you're you know, you get set in your waist. I
use the same detergent I've used since I was a kid.
I get the same haircut, I get the same shoes.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
You don't expand your life, you don't open yourselves up
for new ideas. But if you're young, if you're like eighteen,
nineteen twenty, and you know, it's not a big thing
anymore to be gay. I think that those that kids
nowadays I have have not more I hate.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
To like misphrase it, but they have.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Uh. They're more open this generation to like everything and anything.
And back when I was growing up, you know, that
just wasn't the case, you know, at all. So nice
to see progress. We weren't part of it. But it's
nice to see, you know, society progress.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You weren't part of it.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yes, right, I wasn't part of it. You evidently were.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Church.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah, that's right. Did you turn it all down?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Krosher?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
When he had when he said, you never know what
you want life to try a little, but with everything,
My response was since he because he just prior to that,
he had asked me if I was dating anybody, and
I wasn't, but he said, because you know, And then
afterwards I said, yes, it's pretty serious between me and
this one girl.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Seeing anybody at that's wild? All right, man? Everybody loves Krozer.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
That's name, the name of the new name of the
body loves.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Every Body loves Cruis, sure, because everybody loves Cruisy.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
At one point in the industry here in La, the
radio industry exects new of me because of my tight
white jeans.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Oh my god, telling you it got Why do we
just know this? I've been here for ten years or
I've never explored your tight white gene.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Apparently it got around.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty Don.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Pardo Competition stefoosh. Have you found the music without lyrics? Yes?
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Wow, you want to give us a little music showing up?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
All right, let's you know what's the music go to
sound like? Let's have it in their cans?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Man, all right, yeah, you want to that music?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Pot, That's right, it comes on hot buddy, Come on,
you got to bring it on the hot good all right.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Okay, Now I'm gonna flip a coin.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Very exciting, see you, very exciting.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, give a coin on you.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I don't think I do.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Nobody has coins on them anymore. Right now, I'm.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Gonna write on a piece of paper one detain, and
the closest to it gets to pick, all right, one
to ten?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Who goes first? Oh you're asking me.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Well, no, I'm writing a number one to ten.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Whoever gets closest to the number gets to pick whether
they go first or second. All right, all right to
get to pick who gets the number first? I'm gonna
write another number. Alright, So this is the number to
get to the number.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
To be able to to be able to get for
them next night.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
All right, mark number one, team one and ten?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Four?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Four?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Krozer? What five?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It was three?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So Mark goes first and picking one one to ten? Okay, okay,
all right, now mark one to ten? And what number
am I writing down?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Six? Six? Is wrong? Crozier? Three? Oh it's seven. Mark,
got it. It's gonna be let CROs do go first.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
There's no deflection.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
No no, no, no no. I get the choice. I
get the choice. The rule was you get a choice?
Speaker 5 (27:06):
You do?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Didn't hear that part?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, well we can roll it back. All right here
it is good luck Crouch.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
All right, music starts here, I don croser.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
It's Saturday Night Long.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
With Danaccarvey, Still Hartner, Nor McDonald, Lorraine Newman, Eddie Murphy,
Maya Rudolph.
Speaker 11 (27:50):
With musical guests who and your host Steve Martin, Ladies
and gentlemen, Steve Martin.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
That was really good, dude, That really was you really
stuck the landing. That was so cool man, dude.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
That was really good. Hey, I learned from the best.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right, Wow, that's Crozier. I don't have any water
or anything. This is tough and he was good.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Doing his Don pardell Man and now it's Mark Pardo.
All right, you ready, you're ready?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Red leather, yellow leather, red leather.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Bring that music on the hot trying to bury my
bury me under the music.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
It'll be better though.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Way music starts, and here it is Mark Thompson is
Don Pardo.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
It's Saturday Night Live with Tanner Coffe.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Heart, Mona.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
McDonald, all Newman, Andie Murphy, Michael Rudolph with musical guest Queen.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
And the host Steve Martin. Old ladies and gentlemen. Steve Martin.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
All right, Mark, I really love What I loved about
it was your professionals and shows because.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
You had the just the slight little nuances that Don used.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
He's got that little when he does live, he'll go live,
you know like that, that little thing.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah, very good.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
All right, now we all get to vote, right, all right,
let's start with Steph Roni who knocked it out? Krozer
or Mark Thompson. I liked Krozier, Crozer.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, you're sweet.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I think you stuck the landing. I liked it too.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Somebody who knows there's only a guy who's here one
night a week, and a guy here is five.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Nights, five nights a week. It could be a long week.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
All right, Bellio Crozier or Mark Thompson.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I'm going with Mark, Mark Angel Martinez. I'm going with Crawl.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Rosier, all right, and I'm going with Mark Thompson.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
So it's so it's it's a dead heat. It's a
dead heat, as it should be.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So the audience has to decide, Oh my god, all right, yeah,
let's put up on Twitter, all right, but it's up
on Twitter, okay.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Because we put the audio up as well, or or.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Just as soon as I get it, we will.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Right, So the audience will decide. We'll know by ten
o'clock who is the better? Don Pardoh well they were,
and I thought they were both.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, but it's neither better.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
There was a cool individual take each of us had
on the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I thought it was great.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
And Krozer, for you not to have ever done that
before tonight, exactly, that's wild, dude, man, that is crazy
you've got an ear for that. You got to quit radio,
make some money. I mean, you can do impressions, dude, Yeah,
you got the other What is the other one you do?
Felix the Cat. Felix the Cat, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Somebody else.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I don't even know what Felix the Cat sounds like.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
He goes, we last at the No, no, but no,
you do. Who's the Martin and Lewis. Jerry Lewis right,
Jerry Lewis right, that's a hot one.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Right.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, go out there, Don Pardo and Jerry Lewis factory.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Have Don Pardo introduced Jerry Lewis. You come on, you
do that thing that impressions do. They turn around and
they know you're Jerry Lewis.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
You had a cigarette, now you Jerry Lewis play maybe
older demos on that though. Thought. Yeah, I think it's
a cruise.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I think you're a you know, Alaska cruise after summer
when the old.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
People come out. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, oh that's great though. Congratulations of both you. You
both sounded hotter in hell. I know it is a
fierce competition, but you both showed up.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
He went fifteen rounds. Yeah, you know, a.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Good offense takes care of a good defense.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I thought it was I thought, you just let him
play on.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
The field and the you know, players will take care
of themselves, right.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yeah, it was hot man.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
The idea of doing anything like that with with Mark
Thompson is an achievement in my head as far as
I'm concerned.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
True.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, that's a street dog.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
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