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Woody stayed one more segment because he had something to say...how do I get the silent treatment? Wife worked in radio too // Woody on bordering school documentary // Woody for his 7th segment  

Episode Transcript

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It's k IF. I am sixforty and you're listening to the Conway Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app.You heard President Biden speak earlier about an
hour ago. Wrapped it up,and we broke that speech down, from
what I understand from management, betterthan any other station in America. So

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thank you, Robin, appreciate that. All Right, Woody is here from
the Woody Show on Alt ninety eightpoint seven, ten years in La yep,
ten years, and look at you. I want to follow up.
Well, I'm sorry, go ahead. I was just gonna say I wanted
to say thanks to Woody for bringingup the whole after the show. You
don't want to talk thing that isa bone of contention every night I get
home. Oh is that right?Yeah? Yeah? How can you don't

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talk? What does she do?She's a teacher? Actually, Okay,
so she wants to talk. Shedoes absolutely. Like if you have somebody
who stays at home that I understandthey're dying to talk to somebody or have
a conversation that doesn't involve kids stuff. Yeah, that's a big part of
it. Yeah, but man,after talking to kids all day, the
last thing I'd want to do istalk to anybody. Yeah, I get
home at seven o five. Ilive a mile from here, and I

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thought when I moved afternoons that everynight i'd have dinner with my wife,
my daughter. We go see amovie, take a walk, go shopping,
do something. Now she's in heroffice, door closed, my daughter's
in her room, door closed.Yep, that's amazing. That's fantastic.
Yeah, it's great. Yeah,I'd like to watch TV. I hear
like people that go like, I'mso sick and tired of get into silent

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tree. But I'm like, howdo I get the silent treatment? Like,
like if someone's so mad at youthat they're not talking, like,
this is great, Like you're actuallyencouraging me to do more of whatever.
Let me know what I did.Yeah, so I can do it again.
That's right. Silent Treatment's fantastic.That's not a punishment. Yeah.
I like it. I enjoy it. And my my wife is great.
She is not a huge talker.She's very funny though, makes my laugh

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my hands off. Yeah, which, my wife's great. She puts up
with a lot, you know,stuff that we talk talk about that maybe
I shouldn't talk about her. Butshe came from radio too. She worked
in radio actually when we met,but we were in different relationships and yeah,
yeah, So she was on amorning show and then she had a
split ship, so she'd come backin the afternoon and do news and traffic.

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Oh at small stations, you dothat, you know, you do
nine things at a small state.No, it was actually pretty big station
in Saint Louis that she was ona morning show, and she was on
a different station the news and thenews and traffic and yeah, I know.
Yeah, so like she understood thewhole radio thing, so that that
helped out a bunch. Did youwork at the same station, No,
No, she was just in thebuilding, and you know, we were

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just friends because a guy that Iwas working with at the time, they
kind of grew up together and sotheir parents were best friends in high school,
so they kind of grew up thinkingthey were cousins. So she'd come
in and you know, it justbecame a group of friends. Her and
her eventually came out to be gayboyfriend at the time, and then I
was married once before, and solike, uh, everybody kind of hang
out. And then once she figuredout he was gay, and once I

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was divorced, It's like I gota someone more like you. I got
to find someone more like you,and here we are. You know,
I wonder fifteen years married, youknow, now it's easier to come out
than it was, you know,twenty or thirty years ago. But I
wonder how many guys that we knewin high school who were gay that never
came out. I bet it wasa huge number. Oh yeah, you
know, yeah massive. But soanyway, so your dad is I'm so

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fascinated by this because my dad wasinto horse training. My grandfather was as
well. My grandfather came here fromIreland after aging out in like twelve different
orphanages. Finally when you're eighteen,they just kick you out and came to
Cleveland, Ohio, from Ireland andtrained horses and braided horsetails. That was
his job when he first came here. And then my dad got into horse
racing and wanted to be a jockey. I didn't want to train. I

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just want to sit in the standsand drink and bet, which I thought
that was the easier and cooler wayto go. But man, I love
that sport and I can't believe thatyour dad it trains. I have more
respect for that than any other guesswe have on Yeah. I love horse
trainers. Yeah, I mean,it's it's interesting. Man, It's like
one of those things I think,you know, it's experience that makes you
either good or not good. Yeah. But but you know, but but

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horse training, the Salkies, theHarness is a very very difficult horse to
train. There's a lot more equipment, yeah, a lot of equipment.
But they can run him back prettyquickly. Yeah, and that that's a
lot of fun to go watch them. And you know, and a horse,
you know, can if a fronthorse breaks down or you know,
it goes off stride has to getpulled back. You always have a shot.

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You always have a shot. Yeah, I love it. I love
it. But now your dad isstill training and he must have been in
you know, the track he trainsat has some of the biggest races in
the world. Yeah. The bigrace they have every year there is called
the Adios, which is a bigdeal for harness racing. It's I don't
know if it's the you know,Preakness or the Breeders Cup or whatever.

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Yeah, it's a big race.Yeah, it's always a it's always a
really big deal. Yeah, butyeah, it was always fun like as
a kid getting to hang out andI always thought it was cool to be
able to walk the horses around.Yes, yeah it was cool. I
love horses. Horses are grade.But that's definitely rubbed off on my daughter.
She's like every little girl, she'sin the horses. But does this
station or this station group, doesiHeart bang on you to also do a

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podcast? Yeah? Do you doit? No? No, we podcast
the show. I don't have somuch time in my day. We we've
been asked to do a podcast aroundhere, and I keep telling Robin I
don't mind doing it. But wedo twenty hours a week on the air.
You probably do thirty or more more. What else can you sign?
Yeah, whatever you've done, you'vedone getting up at one thirty in the
morning to do the show that I'mdoing, right, you know? So
where do I carve up the time? Is it worth? You know?

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Is the juice worth to squeeze?You know kind of thing like what's what's
in this for me? There's abillion podcasts? Is this either going to
be anything? Or am I doingit just to have one? Right?
Exactly? You know, when youcame out here to La How did you
pick Santa Clarita to live in.I kind of got recruited because the guy
who was like running the place atthe time, Greg Ashlott. Oh Ashlock

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lives out there. Yeah, notEvemore. He moved to Dallas. I
didn't know that. Wait, whendid Ashlock move to Dallas? Yeah?
I was unaware of that. Yeah, he moved a while back. His
daughter had a baby, she livesout there. His mom's getting older,
wanted to kind of be closer.He can work anywhere doing the job that
he's doing now, and so likethat, he moved these great guy,
beautiful house up there. Yeah,but we moved out there because my wife
coming from Saint Louis. So youjust don't dump a Saint Louis girl in

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the middle of LA. Yeah.That's like anybody's got an aquarium, you
got to have the fish in thebag, leave it in the aquarium to
acclimate before he just dumb it.Otherwise it's gonna be a shock and it
dies. Right, So this wasgreat. He sawd us On Stevenson Ranch.
Two main roads to get you anywhereyou need to be everything from your
doctors to your grocery stores and everythingelse without having a touch of freeway,

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so that was like a really goodI still can't figure it out. I
can't figure out that whole area,Santa Clarita, New Hall, that whole
valley, those two streets that enteredthey crashed into each other there, you
know where the mall is. Yeah, I can't figure out which one Lensia
Boulevard. One goes with Marteen,the other one goes to the five.

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And I still, and I've beenout there a million times. We were
going to buy a house out thereon Copper Hill. I love Valencia.
Yeah, and if it wasn't formy wife saying no, that we got
to be close to the family,we'd have been out there for twenty years
already. Now, Wow, youdo so much equity in your in your
house, but there is you know, when you grew up in the Midwest,
the closest thing in southern California tothat lifestyle is Santa Clarita. Yeah.

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It's definitely changed even the ten yearsthat we've been there. But still,
I mean, if you for families, and there's a lot of areas
that are like that, this isthe only one that I really have from
not living here previous. It's tenyears of being here. Yeah, it's
it's called it awesome town. That'sreally dumb, but that's I don't know
whose dumb idea was that. It'salmost like it was like a bit like
a like an April Fool's joke,like really awesome town, so stupid.

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It's not the most exciting place,but when you're raising a family, you
want something that's like especially that wasthe affordable, cheaper whatever, but safe,
good schools. You have to putkids in private schools. Moving out
there, sheriff doesn't take any crapfrom anybody out there. Yeah, exactly,
and they live out there. Yeah, there's not a lot of nonsense
that that happens. Although it's likeit's it's evolved, it's kind of changed,

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but it's it's been great for wrap. If we didn't have these kids.
I say this all the time.We go to Santa Monica at the
beach. Yeah and uh, andwe were pulling up I forget the name.
There's a big giant condo high rise. It's like kind of two blocks
from the beach, and I go, we don't have these stupid kids.
We live right there. We lookat the ocean every day, or we
live in Studio City or someone kindof you know, cool and fun.
But I know I do. Ido like it out there, Like it's

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the most time I've ever lived anyone place. And your kids are going
to have lifelong friends. Yes,that's the idea, which I did not
have growing up. I'll tell yousome of the boarding school stories at some
point to hear about Paris Hill say, yeah, all right, boarding school.
Did you hear about the like theso Paris Hill has been advocating to
get a lot of these programs shutdown, right because Utah Provo Canyon,

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which was not a sister school,but it's not the same umbrella of one
of the boarding schools that I wentto. Uh, there's a documentary on
Netflix called Hell Camp, which islike a desert survivor program, the Great
Basin Desert that I went to.Oh really, Oh can you talk about
it? Yeah, I'll give you. I'll give you one great story.
All right, that stuff, allright, welcome back, We'll come back.
What he is with us on theTim Conway Show Dang Dong with you.

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You're listening to Tim Conway Junior ondemand from kf I AM six forty.
What is Weather's from the Woody Showon ninety eight point seven, and
we had to do the speech fromPresident Ron Reagan, and so that that
was over, and now Biden willbe off and who knows what will happen

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to him. All right, let'stalk about you know, I think you
were talking about a documentary about boardingschools. Yeah, there's three, but
there are different levels. You weretalking about a friend of yours who sent
their kids to this boarding school inNew Jersey because it's for all these elite
athletes. No, these are forkids. A lot of times they're court
ordered, their behavior problems, emotionalproblems, different things. What did What

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did you have? I was aclass clown? Are you working? So
being a class clown sent a boardingschool? My parents, this is nineteen
ninety two is when I went.My parents were very big academic people,
very much believed no, but justvery much believed that if you didn't go
to college, you were going toend up either living at their house or
under a bridge. There was onlytwo things, and that would probably lead
to eventually being in jail or someother kind of whatever. And so I

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was a class clown, didn't takeI was never very interested in school other
than the social aspect of it,and now I'm a professional class clown,
you know, kind of go figure. But so by my freshman year of
high school, you know, Ifailed a class C d's, you know,
things like that. They were freakingout, wanted to get me away
from my bad influences, and sowe were looking at all these different boarding

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schools, and so the idea wasthat we go around, We look at
these different places, and whichever oneI felt most comfortable with, if they
were comfortable with, I would go. Well. I ended up at this
school in Oregon, which, nowkeep in mind I'm in New Jersey.
I had no idea where Oregon was, right, you know, like I
saw it on the map, Igo Nope, Like, just go look
at it. If you don't likeit, you won't have to stay.
Well, guess what we got there. You don't get to go home for

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a full year. You don't getto have any contact with anybody back home
other than your parents once a week, ten minute phone call that's monitored.
There's no TV. There's no radio, which is a big thing for me
because I was just obsessed with listeningto the radio. And they made you
stay there. Yeah. Yeah,In fact, I got so pissed that
they I started, you know,mother fnem and screaming and yelling, and
they escorted them out of the roomand they got in the car and they

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took off so fast. All mystuff was still in the truck. They
had to send somebody into town Brianville, Oregon, which is twenty six the
closest town was twenty six miles awayfrom where the school was, in the
middle of this Ocho National Force.I was fourteen. Oh my god,
anyway, I'll give you wait.Hold was that so? I bet back
in New Jersey though being a classclown, you probably had ten to twenty
really great friends. Oh, Ihad a lot of great friends. I

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was. I had friends in everygroup, you know. I had friends
who were jocks, had friends whowere nerds. I had friends who were
just like the regular people and youknow, the losers whoever. There was
no social media back then. No, you couldn't keep in contact with any
of thebod No but no. Yeah, so like there was no contacted all
and you had to be there forthe first year twelve months. That means
like you can get there the dayafter Christmas. The next year, you
were spending Christmas at the school.But your parents weren't emotional when they dropped

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you off, like, I don'tyou know what, man, I You
know, they probably were, butI was so red hot pissed, you
know, I don't know what wasgoing on. But I ended up getting
kicked out of the boarding school becauseit was co ed and the one of
the big rules was there's no kissing, there's no whatever. But imagine being
a teenager with all the hormones andeverything else, and you're essentially picture of
the person that you had the biggestwhere they crush relationship with, most in

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love with as a teenager, andnow you're essentially living with this person every
meal, every minute of every day, good morning, good nights, like
being married right right, And soall those hormones were raging, and you
know, so we hit a coupleof park cars, hit a couple of
park cars, and they threw meout and I ended up There's another part
of the story where I ended upin a hotel. Nobody knew where I

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was for two weeks. I hitout at fourteen. Now I'm fifty fifteen,
okay, and nobody knew where Iwas. I hitch tiped into the
town. Nobody knew where I was. There was a there's a there's a
hotel in town, and the womanwas like, what's going on? And
because I was waiting by a payphoneto get a phone call to try to
figure out what I was doing,I told her the story. I at
the school up the up the road, and and she goes, well,

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she was the proprietor of this particularhotel, so she gave me a room.
She was I won't tell anybody you'rehere. I was there for two
weeks off the radar, and myparents had no idea where I was.
So I finally surface. One ofthe people from the school convinces me and
I came in. Everybody's just happyor fine. Come on over watch Monday
night football. We'll get some pizza, and in the morning we'll talk to
your parents to full figure out what'sgoing on. Well, in the middle
of the night we did. Iwent over there pizza football as advertised.

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But in the middle of the night, right on my forehead, someone's smacking
me. Get up a hole.I like, opened my eyes. There
was a flashlight my eyes. Theypulled me up off the couch, slamming
into the ground, put me ina handcuffs, throw me in the back
of a car, and they're justdriving me for hours. Oh my god,
and I end up, you know, just mouthing off the entire times.
I don't know who these people are. I know, I kind of

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knew what they were doing. There'sa there's a whole industry, and it's
covered in some of these documentaries.There's one called The Program and you can
watch that on on Netflix. Andyeah, and so the name of the
show is The Program cons cults andKidnapping. This is the kidnapping part of
it. This is very common forthis stuff because parents they want to send

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their kids to these programs, butthe kids aren't just gonna go, or
they think they might be a problem, so they hire these people to come
in in the middle of the night, kidnap you right out of your house,
puts you in handcuffs, drive youto a place. So now we're
driving to Idaho. I drove themso crazy because they were just being jerks
that they gave up on me andthey called another guy. And it's a

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juvenile escort service, which sounds kindof scandalous, right, but they just
move you from transport services. Reallykind of what it is your parents signed
all the rights over them to justget you these places. And so this
guy Ivan PIXELI huge guy, sixfoot something, big Texan dude, belt
buckle, boots at the whole thing. He goes, you're not gonna be
a problem for me, How areyou? Son? I go, nope,

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We're all good. So those guysare just losers. They're a holes.
And so he goes, you don'tgive me a problem, We'll give
you problem. So it's cool.We uh, he said, We're going
to this program and uh in Idaho, which ended up being there's another documentary
about a program just like it.It's called Hell Camp teen Nightmare that is
on Netflix, and that is exactlythe program that I was being taken to
Hell Camp teen Nightmare. All right, And so we get to Boise,

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Idaho, and there was like athree day period before this program was going
to start. Wait, we cantake a break. You come back with
this. Yes, okay, thisis that we were getting to the good
part. Good. I want toget into the good part. Okay,
this is great, you guys takegood Lord. People listen to this.
Well we got a that's what Isaid, Well on deaf ears, all

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right, what are the Show onninety eight point step. This is a
great story, but oh dude,it gets crazy. Okay, all right,
we're going to continue. You're listeningto Tim Conway Junior on demand from
kf I am six forty What withUs from The Woody Show on ninety eight
point seven all ninety eight point seven, and we're This is fascinating to me
because all this is in the newsright now. Yes, all these boarding

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schools and all the corruptions. ParryHilton was just testifying before Congress a couple
of weeks ago, and then Iran into her. I was at a
dinner with somebody at Nobu and Malibuwhere all the fancy people are, and
she and her husband walk up totalk to the person that I was with
and I was like, I wasjust talking about you. She was like,
uh oh, and I said no, and I said, I want
to get together with you to doa podcast where we can share stories.

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I went to Mount Bachelor Academy.She goes, oh, you did,
and I was like yes, becauseshe's been big advocate for getting all these
places shut down. Now, everyschool program that I had been to have
all since been shut down. They'vebeen shut down for years now for different
reasons. States local you know,you know, governments is not voluntarily shut
down. No no, no,no, no, they were, they

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were told to shut down. Andyou can read about all this stuff.
Mount Bachelor Academy, Prineville, Oregon. Google it you'll see articles and everything
else. I went to that.I went to a place called Seuss Southern
Utah Wilderness School, which is adesert survival thing in the middle of the
Great Basin Desert where I end upgetting frost bited in all ten of my
toes. And it's ris and lenlsfor three weeks and camp all day.
It's not camping, is why Iwon't camp today. It's like how you

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get sick on Jegermeister as a youngman. You can't even look at it
anymore. But anyway, so Igot kicked out of the boarding school in
Oregon. I told you how theyhad hired these people to transport me in
handcuffs for hours in a car toIdaho where I was going to go to
this program. So then they switchedme off to this other guy, Ivan
Pixli, big Texas guy, belt, buckle boots, cowboy hat. You're
not gonna give me a problem,Marie Son, No, sir, this

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guy would have killed me. Right. So we're hanging out because there was
like three days or four days untilthe next round of the program would start
up. And if you're interested into be exactly how this program works,
there's a documentary on Netflix. It'scalled Hell Camp Watch that that's exactly the
type of programs. It's a differentname, but it's exactly the program teen

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Nightmare, night Mare. So weget to Boise, Idaho, where we're
going to cool our heels for acouple of days, and he goes,
wait here, I'm gonna go inget our key for the hotel. And
so I'm like, all right.So I'm sitting in the car. Everything's
finally comes out. We go tothe room. We went to grab like,
you know, a diner, dinnersomewhere like the Flying j I think

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truck stop. And Boise went backto the room watching TV. He's reading
the paper. I'm sitting on thebed watching the TV. And all of
a sudden there's a pounding at thedoor. It's night it's about eight pm.
Open the door. He's like what. He goes open the door.
It's the Boise Police Department. Wow, and he goes, hold on,
and he's because he's getting out ofbed. Now you know, he's like

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hold on. Now you know hismethod of operation when he's transporting kids that
night. So you don't sneak outin the middle of the night. He
has this apparatus that he had forthe door that involved a pair of handcuffs.
So it's a pair of handcuffs thatwould lock onto the door, so
you couldn't just get out, hesaid. And they're like, this is
your last warning. Open the fadoor. He goes, let me get

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the hand cut. Like he didn'tget handcuffs out tim the door came off
the hinges of this hotel boom.Now this is one of those hotels where
you walk out the door and yousee the parking lot. It's it's not
a fancy place, you know whatI mean. It's a motel, not
a hotel. Hotel is inside motel. All these cops come flooding into the
room. I'm getting firemen carried out. He's on hit. This big guy's

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on his belly, gun to hishead. You know, God, keep
your hands where you can see him. Theyre rushing me out of there.
They put me into a car andwe go speeding off down the road about
a mile to like a staging areathat they had set up, and I
go, what is going on?They go, who is this man?
Have you? Are you okay?Have you been kidnapped? I go,
no, not technically, I said, my parents hired him to bring me

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to some program that I'm going to. It's around here somewhere. They go,
oh, and I go wow.So it turns out when we pulled
into the hotel to check in,he went inside. While he was inside,
somebody was walking by. Now I'min the car. He's got one
of my hands in a handcuff andthe other one is handcuffed to the inside
of the door. Wow, soI can't run. Somebody walked by.
I saw kid handcuff to the insideof a car. The cops called the

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cops, thinking that it was akidnapping, and so here come the Boise
police. Literally they took the dooroff the hinges. Wow, it was
crazy. Fourteen fifteen, I was, Yeah, this time, I'm fifteen.
It was. It was pretty wild. And you stayed in that system
until you were eighteen. Yeah,right before I was eighteen. I got
out from there. I went backto the boarding school from the Deserts Survival

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place, went back to the boardingschool in Oregon and got kicked out again,
this time expelled, different girl,same situation, you know whatever.
Ended up being at a halfway housefor about a month because my parents didn't
know what to do with me.So it's all these kids who were in
between programs I have in the BigText. And again then comes back a
month later says we're going to Alabama. So now I'm going to the paint
Rock Valley, Trenton, Alabama,like east of Huntsville, in the middle

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of redneck deliverance land. All boys, all boy, very military. Everything
is completely out there. That wehad there was the place that they housed
us. There was one light bulbthat was attached to a car battery.
It was very roughing it, youknow, and very much like kind of
like military esque. Yeah. Right, So and I was like, guys,

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I'm not gonna give you any kindof problem. I'm not gonna be
a rule breaker. I'm eighteen inOctober. I'm just gonna walk out of
here. And so at that point, my my mom and my stepdad gave
up. There was a lot ofmoney at that point, and I'm going
to be eighteen, there's no otheryou know, try to hold you longer.
They did. They actually tried toget extended custody of me because the
school one, Yeah, because theschool wanted that money. You learn in

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these programs, like whether it's ahell camp or the program that I told
you about, or teen teen teenyeah, teen torture incorporated. A lot
of it is just about keeping thekids there. They'll make up stuff about
the kids. Like one of thegirls who was at one of these schools,
the parents, you know, saidthat the parents were told by the
school that you know, they foundout that she had been turning tricks for

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drug money, which she had neverdone drugs in her life. Said that
she had showed up testing positive fornarcotics and that she had admitted that she
was like turning tricks to get thesedrugs just so the parents would keep her
there. Right, Because it's likefour to six thousand dollars a month.
This is the early nineties. I'msure your parents spent a fortune. Yeah,
And they didn't have that money,so they took out a mortgage on
their house, and they did allthese kinds of things, and you know

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what a life Yeah, and soI left. I left the school in
Alabama a couple months before I wasgoing to turn eighteen, ended up in
Pittsburgh, going to the senior highschool where my parents had both graduated from.
I had a job in radio withinthree weeks. Wait, did you
finish high school in Pittsburgh? Yes? And did you freshman year in New
Jersey, sophomore year in Oregon,junior year in Alabama, senior year in

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Pittsburgh. Oh my god, didyou hook up with all the same friends
you had before you left? No? Because I left from New Jersey and
I finished high school in Pittsburgh completelydifferent plays. And then, like I
said, I got a job withinthree weeks of getting out of those schools.
And I've been in radio, andI've had other jobs like to before
I became full time wedding tables.And it's also have it has to be
extremely tough to be in uh,you know, in that confined, controlled

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environment, and then go to abrand new high school you don't know anybody.
Yeah, for your senior year.Didn't care because there was so much
change, you know, And atthis point I was just looking to just
get through it and get it.That's a great story. Yeah, I
know high school reunions for me,buddy, do you talk a lot about
that on your show? We havewe have, It's there, and there's
a lot more to the story.There's a bunch of other stories that are
within the story. You know,people have asked to battlefis ever, like

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you know, write a book oryou know, talk about these differ Some
certain people have to be dead beforethat stuff. Honestly, Like now,
I'm not even kidding, like Iwouldn't. I wouldn't want to, like,
uh, I get it. Yeah, but it's it's it's weird.
So like when I hear about peoplewho like I don't talk to my parents
because they didn't buy me a carwhen I turned sixteen, I'm like,
bro, yeah, you know,yeah, yeah, but I do believe
because people ask this question. I'msure anybody who heard the story has the

(23:52):
same question. How do you evenhave a relationship with your parents? And
I've got a great relationship with bothmy parents. They're both, you know,
obviously married to different people. Gota great relationship with everybody. I
was just so happy to be outof there. Everything was in the rearview
mirror. I was so happy tobe out of there, and I do
believe that at the time my mother, especially because she had me young,
I believe that she was doing whatshe thought was the right thing, that

(24:12):
she was convinced of it. Idon't think my mom ever did anything that,
you know, just to get atme, or you know, the
intention, would ever put me ina situation like that. I think there's
when we watch these shows, there'sa lot of work that's being done in
the parents too that gets them,like, you know, when you're worried
about your kid, and I knowas a parent, when you're worried about
your kid, you'll consider anything thatwould help, you know, And so

(24:33):
that's that's what they fell into.So I really appreciate you got to come
back man. Of course, it'sbeen one of the best shows we've had
in a long time, minus theBiden speege. All right, what do
you? Thank you man? Andplease our show. We love you great.
I go back and listen what hewas on the first hour and the

(24:53):
last hour, go back and usethe do the podcast and we'll push notifications
at at the Woody show your peoplesocial media. I think it's the Conway
audience social I think we do Yeah, I think the Woody Show. Yes,
at the Woody Show. Yeah,Belly will hook it up all right,
thank you. But I really appreciatethat you're the buddies. You're listening
to Tim Conway Junior on demand fromKF I am six forty. What a

(25:18):
great show. Hot staffs that thatwas pretty good. Huh yeah, fullest
stay oh man. I to haveWoody on and then do the whole Biden
thing as a buffer and then comeright back with more Woody. Those stories
are unbelieve you heard that story before. Yeah, he talked about it a
couple of times, especially when ParisHilton was advocating for that. Yeah,

(25:41):
in Congress, I got to lookat that, the teen Torture inc Hell
Camp, Teen Nightmare and the programbecause I've had friends that went through that.
I had a couple of brothers,two brothers that went through. I
don't know if I don't know ifyou want to call rehab or teen camps

(26:02):
you know that whole run. Butthose are those are great stories. Also.
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(26:26):
Woody four o'clock hour. We havePresident Biden come on at five o'clock,
talked about that a little afterwards,and then Woody came back on, did
some news, got some news inUS, And now it's almost time for
Moe Kelly and his whole crew.What day? Yah? All right,

(26:48):
real quickly, let's get another burglary. We always like to let you know
where they're going on, just soyou can be safe. Now the burglary
pet store. This time a brazenintruder has forced his way into a pet
store, smashing windows and releasing animalsfrom their cages. What the hell?
As the animals run loose in theparking lot near Columbus, Ohio, cops

(27:11):
desperately try to round them up,even the birds. Who the hell does
this? Less than a mile awayfrom the pet store, cops say they
located the suspect sleeping on a bench. His name is Matthew Pancake. Yes,
his name is Matthew Pancake. That'shis name. That's his real name.

(27:33):
Matthew Pancake could be like doctor Doolittle. Wow, Yes, Pancake is
really his last name. And here'ssomething weird. He was wearing a leopard
print onesie when cops made their moves. Ah, probably got it from Deborah
Mark. He was wearing a leopardprint onesie when cops made their moves.
What a guy, As George Carlinwould say, life's most interesting. Guys.

(27:59):
They're out'll move sounds like Don Knottsarresting him. Mister pancake, you
under arrest'll move? Whaakes? Withpolice surrounding the sleepy suspect, it quickly
becomes clear he's hiding something. Whereare the Gerbils? Oh? No,

(28:26):
where are he's hiding the Gerbils?It quickly becomes clear he's hiding something.
Where are the Gerbils? Gerbils?Please please tell me this is not the
direction we're going in here. PaulLease, you heard that right with the
suspect and custody. Okay, justin his pants. Yeah, we got

(28:49):
the gerber banded, all right,they got the Gerbil banded. Mister pancake.
Is the gerbil banded in the leopardonesie? What a town flabbergasted office
call in the news. He literallyliterally had the Gerbils in his pasts.
All the animals we're safely recovered aminute pass. There's an opportunity here for

(29:14):
a bleep. I think, Idon't know, maybe this works out,
maybe he doesn't. Let's try ithere before we turn it over to mo
Kelly call in the news. Heliterally literally had the gerbblels in all the
animals. We're safely recovered multiple gerbilsin his pants. The thirty one year

(29:34):
old suspect was arrested. He hasbeen charged with breaking into a restaurant and
a shoe store along with that petshop. Okay, well, mister pancake,
there you go. Okay, wegot to get out of here.
If you missed any part of theshow, what he was on with us
from the Woody Show a fascinating storyat five o'clock. But he's also on
at six o'clock, I should say, but he's also on at four o'clock

(29:56):
with us as well. All Right, this is our big Wednesday show,
and tomorrow is Thursday, which isthe first day that Kershaw is coming back
to pitch for your Los Angeles Dodgers, and so that's gonna happen tomorrow Dodgers
Stadium is the Dodgers take on thenew the San Francisco Giants. Sorry,

(30:17):
there's dating myself there, the SanFrancisco Giants, and Kershaw Is pitching for
the first time this year Thursday night, Tomorrow night at Dodger Stadium. All
Right, we gotta get out ofhere. Moe Kelly and his whole crew
dex right here on KFI AM sixforty Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio

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