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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI Am sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Unfortunately, there's going
to be a lot of fireworks shows that are canceled.
Canceled this year. Let's find out where they're going to,
where you can go check them out, and which ones
(00:21):
will have to wait un till next year. Canceled outright, Cancer.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No celebrations this year. Here in Bell Gardens, they usually
hold a huge laser show that happens at the nearby
Veterans Park, but that this year that has been canceled.
A lot of people really disappointed about that because it
usually draws a huge crowd.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, that's horrible for the kids. You know, kids enjoy that.
Kids enjoy tradition. You know, if you go to the
same place every year to watch fireworks, you know, a
birthday restaurant they go to, maybe they go to you know,
moms or dads for Christmas or Thanksgiving. Kids really enjoy tradition.
They they get a sense that they belong and they
(01:02):
feel good about their place in the family. And when
you start canceling places where kids it really enjoy the tradition,
you you really hurt them. And the kids. Look, adults
are going to get by, but the kids who maybe
for the last three or four generations have been going
to this Bell Gardens park for this big laser show
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and now it's being canceled. It's it. It really hurts
the young kids, it does.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But with the layer this.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Morning on that decision, listen to what he told us.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It's honestly out of abundance of a precaution, you know,
for our community. You know, it's it's abundance of what
it's honestly out of abundance of a precaution, you know,
for our community.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
An abundance of precaution. I've never heard that before.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You know, we've been going through a lot Bell Gardens,
Southeast LA as a whole, and we want to do
everything we can as a city to protect our residence
stoles that are the most vulnerable, right.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Regardless of your citizenship.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
We know, and we've seen cases in which these federal agents,
these bounty on whatever they are, because they're not identifying themselves,
they're coming out picking people up.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And some of them are calling them kidnappers as well.
A man, I got I think you got to put
the show back on.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
They're coming out picking people up walking across the street
and they're not even no questions asked. You're taking you
in a car. So we're seeing that, we're seeing that.
Last thing we want is for that to happen in
one of our events, especially the Fourth of July one,
which is one of the biggest events that we have, and.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That was now get Now. These people have to get
in their car and they have to drive thirty forty minutes,
maybe twenty thirty miles to the next show while there's
drunks on the street. You're putting people in danger, and
you're taking away a tradition for these kids. It's a
bad decision.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Poor hell Chavaz saying that they don't want federal agents
targeting undocumented immigrants, so they're encouraging everyone to just stay
home this year and celebrate with family. It's not just
Bell Gardens, but adjacent cities like Huntington Park and Kutaey
that are also either canceling or postponing July fourth festivities.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Hay City of leaders.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Saying that they have postponed their Independence Day celebration due
to recent events.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, all right, so those are all canceled. But if
you want a spectacular show, Los Alamitos and they're gonna
have a huge I think it's at the Joint Forces
Training camp down there, the base right in Los Alamados,
near Sunset Beach and Seal Beach. It's going to be unbelievable.
So get your car and slide down there.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
The popular July third fireworks show at Joint Force Training
based Los Alamitos will be closed to the public this year.
It's due to ongoing military operations and connection with the
deployment of National Guard troops to Los Angeles over immigration
rate protest.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The mayor of Los.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Alamitos says the troops have active exercises on the base,
so they will not be able to allow crowds onto
the base for the fireworks show. Instead, the display will
be live streamed on the cities social media platforms at
nine pm.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh god, almighty, how about that? How flat is that?
Speaker 8 (04:00):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hey, kids, gather around, We're going to watch a live
stream of fireworks. You know what, you can still see
them even if they don't let you on campus, on base,
you could still see him for miles around there.
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It sucks, man, that's really it, really sucks. Are we have?
Oh here, okay, we have a lot of email and
I wanted to get through some of it, and it's
a they have a lot of people, have a lot
of questions for people on this program. So you ready,
Steph Fush, Bellio, Angel's not here, Krosier, everybody's I guess, sir?
All right, Cynthia and Torrents right? Who has the cleanest closet?
(04:37):
Do you think amongst the people on the show, I
would probably say Belly o or maybe Krozier. Definitely not
Steph Fush, Definitely not me.
Speaker 10 (04:47):
How messy is your closet?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Mine's pretty clean? You know what, let me do this.
I'll have my wife take a picture of my closet.
Is John Holmes, He's not Betty is. And I bet
he's got a camera, and I bet we're getting a
photo by seven.
Speaker 11 (05:10):
Listen.
Speaker 12 (05:11):
I'm not afraid because I know I went through and
folded everything nicely, So you did?
Speaker 10 (05:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
All right, Krozier, what about you? You got a nice closet.
Speaker 13 (05:19):
It's incredibly clean. Yes, really yeah, I'm texting Jen now
to take a picture up.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay, well then screw it. I'm gonna text my gen
or your gen, some someone's gen. I'm gonna text my
wife to say, hey, take a picture of I'm gonna
do it right now, Ken, I'm gonna do mine, talk
to text? Is yours clean? Does anyone there can take
a picture? Na, But it's organized, Jen, Could you please
(05:44):
take a picture of my closet? We're comparing closets on
the program. This is where we are, Yeah, this is
where we are in life. Oh wait, I didn't mean
to write that. Oh I didn't mean to write that.
A stop stop f stop fu ll cool jazz Serih
picked it all up. Yeah, so I wrote, could you
(06:06):
please take a picture of my closet? We're comparing closets
on the purpose what you said? Because I said, Siri
over here? Oh that's great. All right, we'll see if
I get a picture before six o'clock or so. All right,
here's another one. Uh who from Tommy and Seal Beach?
All right, I probably know that dude who argues the
(06:27):
most with their significant other, their wife or husband. No,
it's got to be me, I'd say, hands down. Maybe Krozier.
Do you argue with genolung? God you get hot at home?
Speaker 13 (06:40):
You know, we were like bicker, But it's it's always
the same thing.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Really, it's always about well, I said this.
Speaker 13 (06:47):
While I said this, it was it's a communication thing
that we always well, but I said this, it's it's
never about an actual thing.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So I don't know how that quite. Do you ever
let her win just so she gets a w very rarely? Yeah?
I don't either. What do you argue about everything? I'm
just you know, I'm just hot all the time.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
What was your last argument?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask. The last argument.
We argue about dumb things. She constantly gets down on
me if I cook something at night. Sometimes she wakes
up and the burner's still on. She's like, oh, you
know that's gonna be a problem. Like, oh, just calm down.
I shut her off.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
I'm on her side.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's a little dangerous. Really, God, you guys all jumped
on her side pretty quick. Yeah, it might burn the
house down. Whatever. What is another one we have? Oh
when she occasionally goes to like out for a walk
and leaves the door unlocked, and I've I've asked her
(07:50):
not to do that because you know, homeless people can
and thirty eight percent of people that break into your house,
accord to lapd come through an open door for an
open window. My roommate does that, and I hate that.
Oh really, I come, I come back from the store
or something, and the door is unlocked. I'm like, dude,
you got to lock the door and we're just walking in, right,
(08:10):
that's right. I don't know what other we we don't
really have no now argue about money. Oh, we do
have a complicated relationship when it comes to buying things
we don't need, you know, I mean we're done with decorations.
We have thirty boxes of Christmas decorations. And if there's
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a sale on Christmas decorations, something's coming home. Something's coming home,
you know, like seventy five percent off at hobby lobby.
Something's coming home. So does she do like a big
like a binge after the twenty fifth Yes, yeah, exactly,
not anymore. We've sort of I've sort of convinced her
to stop doing that. But I have seen some things
(08:54):
in the garage that are like that. I didn't know
that we're purchased. They're hiding in the garage like Bellio
does whether Amazon packages.
Speaker 12 (09:00):
That's right, Yeah, what about all the stuff you bring
from here?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Home. Yeah, there's some stuff. I'll argue to that, but
I would say that Bellio probably argues a lot. What
do you argue with John.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
About prob communication not communicating about the five packages?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, he doesn't mind that you're seeing other people. That's
not an argument.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
No, no, no, no, he's fine with that.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Dona, Why are you waving?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Oh you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
kf I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I Jen Krozer, did she change your name to Krozer? Yeah? Okay.
Jen Krozer sent a picture of Krozer's closet, which is
a great name for a bar by the way and closet,
Krozier's closet. You have a huge clauset.
Speaker 13 (10:00):
A dude, it's a it's a small walk in. It's
a horseshoe, you know, shaped size.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I don't have a walk in. I have a mirror
I pulled. But you have two though, Well you and
her have too, right, she has her own cloths. Yeah, yeah,
and she has a little walk in where if you
walked in you'd have to walk backwards. You couldn't turn around. Yeah.
I occupy maybe a tenth of the class. That makes sense,
That makes sense, But yours is very neat, very clean. Yeah,
and there's no way that she had, you know, and
(10:27):
she sent us the picture immediately, so she didn't get
in there and clean it up and set it up
for you to send the picture. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (10:33):
No, we just happened to organize it a few months ago.
And once it's like that, I'm kind of a OCD about.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That, I'm with you. Yeah. Yeah, I have my my
shirts and and I put two fingers on the what
do they call the the rack, you know, the the coat, right,
and they and they put another another hanger, and then
two fingers another hanger. I'd separated by two fingers. You
do that, I I do.
Speaker 13 (10:59):
I have to look at them and they have to
be fairly evenly distributed.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 13 (11:04):
Jen's the one that likes to also put all shirts
on hangers.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yes, all my shirts on hangers, and mine not divided
in patterns like I have Hawaiian and one and then
I got checkers. I've got it.
Speaker 13 (11:18):
I've got a theme to button ups in one section,
T shirts and another, collars in another, long sleeves and another,
and yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
My winter clothes all my long sleeve shirts have been
set aside. Yes, yes, November. Yeah they're done. Are there
with the like the suit jackets and things? That's right?
Don't use that much so Cynthia and Torrance? Who has
a cleaner closet? I think it's a crozer. Here's another
one from Mark and Tarzana. Oh, Bellio, you're gonna like
(11:46):
this one. I bet Bellio could have been a supermodel
when she was nineteen hanging out with Bill Gates. Hey,
now how about that. He's not wrong, that's right, A
conceited supermodel and humble. Yeah, well, thank you, full of yourself,
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very supermodel, very sweet. And then it's been far off
now thank you. And then part two of the email
from Mark and Tarzana is Tim the only one with
real modeling experience? How about that? And I would say.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Really real modeling experience.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I did runway for a little bit.
Speaker 10 (12:27):
It was like two feet.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Well it wasn't that. I mean it was one night,
I'll tell you that. But it wasn't two feet. It
was like sixty eighty feet and then back and but
I gave it up. You know, it was my first
My first love is the silver screen. So I couldn't.
I didn't want to be typecast the runway model. You
know what I mean? Once you're in that, Yeah, once
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you're in that, Yeah you are. That's right.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
You didn't want to be typecast.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
They didn't. They wouldn't take me seriously in radio or
TV or film.
Speaker 10 (12:58):
You needed your career, right.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I need. But for my love of silver screen, I
had to give up modeling. That's right. Did you hear me?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
Okay, so dumb.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It's just true. It's true. Oh really, did you ever model?
Speaker 11 (13:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I was talking to hand model. I was talking to
step Did you wait, Crosier? You hand model? Hand model?
And I was actually a runner up to being the
Gerber Baby at one point. Really what happened? I didn't.
I wasn't chosen big Harry Mold. Yeah, that's what it was.
The very hairy mole on your forehead shut that down
(13:41):
since been removed. So you have modeled, though, I mean
you could have been the Gerber Baby. Yes? How great
would that have been? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (13:49):
My life would have been dramatically Yeah right, I might
have been on the silver screen.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And you look, two decisions in the Krozier clan could
have made a huge difference. You with the Gerber Baby
and then your dad with Fleetwood Mack. Yeah, a lot
close calls there in my life.
Speaker 13 (14:06):
Yeah, I only hit the target and nailed it when
I get on when I got on.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
The show with you guys, Oh you're a sweet man, Bellio.
Did you model? No, you auditioned for a long time.
They never I was offer only Oh you know, is
that right? Hey? All right, yeah, so you don't audi? Okay,
(14:30):
what about you stuff? Who should you model? I actually was.
I didn't I modeled for you. Why don't you start
with believe it or not? And let's see that. Well, no,
because it's it's well because before Uber, I worked for
a Japanese limousine company and uh, the guy wanted me
(14:53):
to be the model for the guy that opens the door.
Really and I so I we spent like like a
couple hours doing it, and I didn't think about I
didn't think twice about it. And my friend spends a
lot of time in Koreatown and all that, and he
sent me a picture of me on an ad in
(15:14):
a newspaper where that used me for Is that right? Yeah?
And you didn't know? No, no, well no, they paid
me for it. But I just didn't even know that
that was out there. He just sent me the picture
and I was just like, oh, yeah, I forgot he
did that. That's great, dude, Yeah, famous, yeah, you know
in that world. My uncle Wally lived up in Seattle.
(15:37):
He still does in the Seattle area, and he auditioned.
He was an actor. He did a lot of stuff.
He auditioned as the homeless guy for bus benches for Thanksgiving,
for a charity, you know, they put a guy's picture
out there, you know, give to Red Cross or whatever
it is. And he was He wore his own club
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and went down an audition and nailed it as the
homeless guy. How about that? And every time he walked
around Seattle, like for a month or two months before Christmas,
people stopped him and go, hey, are you on the bench? Yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, are you doing okay? And they didn't understand
(16:23):
he was an actor. He's not a homeless guy. But
he pulled it off with that look. And he was
on all the homeless benches or all the puzz benches
in the entire city, constantly being stopped. That's awesome, but
he okay, as you pulled it together. Hey, how about
a couple bucks.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We've got some news, Pellio. What did you tell me
during the last break? I guess Steph Fush witnessed it,
so you got a witness this time.
Speaker 12 (16:55):
I told you there was some breaking news that there
was an international human smuggling ring bust in I believe
Van Eyes. And then I said, the audio is in
your shoulder, and then you left, so I thought, okay,
and then you came back in.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Oh no, you told fo.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
She goes, oh, there's some breaking news on the TV
there about some smuggling ring.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
And I said, that shows how much he listens to me.
Speaker 14 (17:20):
Okay, but the situation is it's like an old married couple.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
It's like, just stop listening at a certain point. It's okay.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But were they juggling or they were smuggling? Smuggling? Yeah? No,
I don't know. I think it's smuggling smuggling.
Speaker 10 (17:43):
What am I saying?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Smuggling? Smuggling like you're three?
Speaker 12 (17:54):
Sorry, I was too busy posting about closets smuggling.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, okay, where are they smuggling? Are they snuggling or smuggling?
Speaker 14 (18:06):
Snuggling and smuggling, not smuggling, all right, Van Eyes, I
think North Hills.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
What's going on with the smuggling?
Speaker 15 (18:13):
Here's a FED say they busted a human smuggling ring
and Van Eyes and it comes days after a group
of Iranians were arrested at the same home.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh my god, what a busy home. What's going on
with this home?
Speaker 15 (18:25):
Was a FED say they busted a human smuggling ring
and Van Eyes and it comes days after a group
of Iranians were arrested at the same home.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Wow, what a house? Man, Oh man, they got a
two fur at that house.
Speaker 15 (18:38):
I'm David Odo went from Mark Brown.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm Michelle Fisher.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
You're looking at video right now from Air seven over
Napa Street and Collette Avenue.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Okay, that's where Chris Christie is up a high over
this house in I don't know, Van Eyes, North Hills,
somewhere in the Deep Valley.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
According to Customs and Border Patrol, this afternoon, agents executed
a search warrant targeting a human smuggling hub.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
She hit it too with smuggling. I think she hit
it with the smuggling as well.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Targetting a human smuggling hub.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, felli ope you and I maybe that's a female
way of saying it, you know, because earlier I believe
it was just smuggling. Let's find out here.
Speaker 15 (19:16):
A FED say they busted a human smuggling.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Ran human smuggling, and then she said it like you do.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
According to Customs and Border Patrol, this afternoon, agents executed
a search warrant targeting a human smuggling hub smuggling, I
like that human smuggling hub. They say it was linked
to a national security threats. Two people were arrested. A
few days ago. Federal agents also arresting several Iranians at
this home. The FED say some of those people were
on the FBI's terror watch list.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
What the hell is going on with that part of
the valley? Busy busy, busy, busy out there all right,
Dangerous storms across the country. If you're flying anywhere over
the next couple of days, you got to be aware
of this. Might have your flight delayed or canceled all together.
Speaker 16 (19:59):
Tonight, severe stor ms battering much of the Heartland for
a second straight day. More than seven hundred and fifty
flights delayed at Chicago airports. Dozens more canceled that system,
prompting a traffic nightmare overnight on the West Virginia Turnpike
south of Charleston, part of the road closed due to
high water. Lola, I shall say they got five inches
of rain in just forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
How about that? Five inches of rain in less than
an hour.
Speaker 16 (20:24):
Five inches of rain in just forty five minutes. Oh,
Alex Wilkinson telling us she and her sister Samantha were
stuck for eight hours.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
When you're stopped, can you just make the mess of it?
Speaker 16 (20:36):
And tonight we're hearing the harrowing.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Story of Esser jumping off the couch into her living
room filled with water.
Speaker 16 (20:44):
And tonight we're hearing the harrowing story of Deborah Metler.
Speaker 17 (20:48):
I had been in what was a family room and
stepped out, which was good because it's no longer there, and.
Speaker 16 (20:55):
EF one twister with ninety mile per hour winds lifting
her Largo, Florida home off the ground, suspending it mid
air for fifteen seconds Wednesday evening while she was inside,
telling our Tampa affiliate WFTS.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
That's like a Wizard of Oz thing going on there,
where the entire house was pulled off the foundation and
it was suspended in mid air for fifteen seconds, and
she's inside.
Speaker 17 (21:21):
I didn't realize I was actually up in the air.
I'm just too busy doing some ressaults and getting to rash.
Speaker 16 (21:27):
And here in the Northeast, after that extreme heat wave
earlier this week, the temperatures are rising again. It will
feel like mid nineties tomorrow with a chance of thunderstorms.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Oh that's horrible. That's the worst, the absolute worst. So
be aware if you're flying around this country, in parts
of this country getting wiped out by a crazy, crazy weather.
Is there an update down this story. I don't think
there is. Oh, this is a homeless solution here. This
(22:01):
is quite possibly an interesting idea.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Hi, sir, are you doing okay?
Speaker 18 (22:06):
Yeah, a bold news strategy targeting the homeless crisis across
Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
You want some water, Here's a poncho. You want it
for later?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
That's the new deal, water in a poncho.
Speaker 18 (22:19):
Hell, Fox eleven on the Street exclusively with Santa Monica
business owner John Alley.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'll drop this off with you.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
It has a number that you can call if you
ever want to reunify with your.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Family or hometown.
Speaker 18 (22:31):
Handing out flyers to those with suitcases and sleeping bags.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Our group pays for that, no questions asked.
Speaker 18 (22:38):
Offering to buy the homeless one way flights out of town.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Ah, that's it. Okay, they're warming up with them, you know,
with the ponchos the water, and then bang they lay
the one way flight back to you know, Cleveland or
you know Saint Louis, Miami, wherever they're going.
Speaker 18 (22:56):
Offering to buy the homeless one way flights out of town.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I'll leave this here with a phone number.
Speaker 11 (23:01):
If you want a free plane ride back to see
family or your hometown, call the number here when you want.
We just need to know that where you're going, there'll
be somebody there that will help you when you get there.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Pick you up, take you, put you in the car,
get you on the plane, and good night.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
John is fed up.
Speaker 11 (23:20):
We're going to become like the South Side of Chicago.
Speaker 18 (23:24):
Despite billions of dollars spend across La County for the homeless,
he believes more and more people are living on the street.
Speaker 11 (23:31):
What we're seeing now is no accountability and there's no results.
It's not result oriented. It's paid for, Oh, thank you,
by a group of donors. Keep it, put it in
your pocket, putting your backpack.
Speaker 18 (23:47):
So far in the first week of this effort, it's
a reunification. Two people living in Venice have seen the
flyers and called, hoping to be flown to Seattle, where
family is.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
You might be better off there and get more health
and services than here in Santa Monica or LA.
Speaker 18 (24:04):
Some people thankful for the offer.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
We'll get you the transportation.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm go lest I get back home again.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Others not so much. I wanted to hand this out, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
John Schold, Now they do fight him.
Speaker 18 (24:22):
John'schold now to spread this message to homeless people across
LA before they get stuck in a cycle, and if.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
We can get to them before two years, before they
get hooked on drugs, before they get involved with the
sex trade, the sex workers. There's a hope, take care,
be safe out here.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Fights to loved ones.
Speaker 18 (24:41):
He believes would be cheaper and more effective than putting
people into temporary housing.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
We'll keep that. I'm glad we came at the right time.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
All right, interesting idea. You know, we have way too
many homeless people out here, and they've come in from
around the country and around the world because we give
them so many benefits. There is two and a half
or three billion dollars missing out of the city fund
because it was mismanaged on homeless people. We've spent billions
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and billions and billions on homeless people and it just
keeps getting worse and worse. So maybe maybe that's an idea,
spread out, you know, the obligation and let parts of
the other country help us out. Why do we have
to have eighty percent of homeless people here in California?
Doesn't make sense. Doesn't make sense. So you can get
yourself a free ticket one way though not a round tripper,
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just the one way ticket.
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Hey, you know that fourth of July is next week?
I think it's next Friday, isn't it?
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Yeah?
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Oh it sure is. We're one week away. Is that
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It will huge And it falls on a Friday. Oh
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A couple of other emails and then we'll clean up
the email basket for the week. Here's one from Carol
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in Ventura, who's the smartest on the show. So, Crosier
you think or fellows knowledge?
Speaker 12 (26:20):
Well, I would say, you know, everyone here is pretty smart.
But I'm gonna go with Conway. Really, I don't think
you can be a talk show host and talk on
all the various topics in depth, break it down and
have stuff thrown at you.
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So I'm going to.
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Conway, thank you very much, thank you.
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But Krosier is very intelligent.
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Thank you. I would say belly O's I got to
be up there. You know you're well educated. You went
to college, you went to a finishing school, you got
a doctrine. You really kicked ass Lakers. Yeah, I've worked
for the Lakers. Yeah. And I'd say steph USh is
probably number one, all right. Valerie asked who's the healthiest
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on the show?
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Hm?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Hm, I might go eight. That's probably Angel, maybe Crozier
or Bellyo. Belli you're pretty healthy, Ryan definitely not me.
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Yeah, you're out And I.
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Mighty that quick one.
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You got the smartest at the bottom.
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Foosh.
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I just saw him eat two bags of bugles that
are loaded with sodium.
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Yeah.
Speaker 14 (27:33):
I didn't eat a bite of one. She keeps trying
to throw me under the bus. It was one and
a half one half bags. Yeah, in the other half
she ate some of it and half of one and
away and then.
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She gave the rest to me. You still put them
on your fingers.
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You know what.
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That's the suckiest part is that you can't. Half of
them are like all smashed. Yeah, yeah, that sucks. All right.
Here's another question from a guy named Timp t y
m P. Who's the best singer on the show. I
think it's Krozer. Yeah, it's gotta be Krozer. I've never
heard stuff sing, so yeah, maybe there's a reason. But
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does angels sing? I've never heard her sing. Helly, you
got a good voice, I'd say, Krozer, Yeah, Crozer. I'm
gonna go with the crosher, all right, son of a musician.
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we do that, all right. We have a parrot who
has a really bad mouth. Angel who has the worst
parrot mouth? Probably Angel, Yeah, probably Angel's got a crazy parrot.
But this potty mouth parrot is up for adoption. You
can own this sucker side.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Then Animal Shelter in Massachusetts is trying to find the
right home for a thirty year old parrot. But they
have to be very select divan who gets to adopt it.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
That's because this parrot has a serious potty mouth. Wow,
a lot of beefing. The bad mouth bird is a
blue and gold McCall name. What is it?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
BELLYO, you saw the actual story? What is it? Is
he using the F word?
Speaker 10 (29:19):
I actually did not see this.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Oh okay, oh richie, I say, okay, A lot of beefing? Man,
oh man that that bird's wild me changed this year A.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Lot of The bad mouth bird is a blue and
gold McCall named Hendricks. His previous owner surrendered him to
the shelter after having him for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
How do you surrender a bird you've had for twenty years?
Twenty years with the same bird a family member living
in the house, You just say, screw it, give him up.
Plus it's awesome, and it's it's probably expensive to have
that bird as well. You know, there's a very expensive yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Sought after birds took Hendricks some time to open up
the staff members, and once he did, they could not
believe their ears.
Speaker 9 (30:03):
There was nobody in this room with him. Everybody was
up front, and we just heard him start cussing up
a storm. If you call him a pretty bird, he'll
say thank you, he'll say good morning baby. Other than
the nice cities, that's as far as the nice cities go.
The rest of it is slurs, cusses.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
That I would want that bird so bad.
Speaker 13 (30:26):
We got to have that bird twenty years.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, twenty years. Those things can live to like sixty.
Yeah they get old. But it's thirty years old, so
I mean, so did it just develop it late? He
lives with an angry guy, you know, who's constantly swearing,
and he picked it up. I don't know. I can't
have a parrot. I know, you wash it out his
mouth out with like sunflowers or I don't know what
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you do. How do you get it? Yeah? How do
you get a bird to stop swearing?
Speaker 8 (30:54):
We should be talking to the previous owner. The shelter
posted about hindricks own social media, warning folks if they
adopt him, they're basically adopting Samuel L. Jackson, So best
not to have kids around as you can imagine Hendrick's
gotten a lot of attention. The shelter has closed the
application process while they select his new owners. Some curiosity
(31:14):
seekers a few more warnings from the shelters facebook posts.
They say he's not for the faint of heart. Obviously
look at me. It's like, what not for the faint
of heart? Should not be in an apartment where he
he disturb neighbors. They also call him a real sour
patch kid. If one side of sugar the other is arsenic.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Oh my god. Well they just eat it.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Hey, but they say he can dance to music, so
they forgive him.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
I'm a little concerned with the slurs.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
But would parrot just taste like chicken? Imagine probably a
little tougher, I don't know, not as meaty. Tough to
sell that though, parrot legs, parrot wings. I just want
to I would just love to hear it curse all day.
That's so funny. That'd be nice to have it in here. Yeah,
we couldn't have it in here, but in there.
Speaker 13 (31:57):
Good afternoon, beat face, sitting in your living room watching
TV and the parag just starts cursing.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
You just laugh, Yeah, hey, f head, Like what going
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