June 12, 2025 • 30 mins
Conway caught on camera – check out social media @COnwayshow // Restaurant in DTLA losing business due to curfew ask for curfew to start later. L.A. could be removing parking requirements for new housing.// Israel Launches airstrikes against Iran // Conway started smoking & drinking at a young age...Virginia Slims mind you...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF I am sixty and you're listening to
The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, we were just watching a video.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Video so funny online.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, something I just posted on on Conway Show.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
If you go to Instagram at Conway Show, where is.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It at Conway's show? It's in black and white?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Is it the band? The guy that plays the band
but his cake gets home from school? No?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
No, no, no, it's something different. Where's it your Instagram?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It's like on the top row, the right side.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Oh what, oh my god? I saw, I I heard
and saw.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Where did you get that? Where they after? Did you
get that? You can't post that?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I just did? Yeah, I had no problem.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Who gave that to you?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
No, no, no, somebody gave that to you.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Who gave it to you?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Ernie?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
The building gave it to you?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Again, Ernie.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It needs to have like the Kirby Enthusiasm themes.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Seriously do that.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
That's good, that's good, But then you miss what's being said.
But yeah, you're right, I'm going to do both. That's great.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Done, you know what.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I think it's illegal, by the way, to do that
without asking me. You can't distribute video of a guy
in the workplace, you know, captured on a stairwell.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, we just did. Yeah, we totally can.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
We got that video from the handle of him, Yeah,
getting knocked out.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Also, when far stole the balloon.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Tim was referencing Tim stole as okay.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
But the difference between that is I was committing a
crime with the balloons.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's okay, and.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You can you can put that out, but I wasn't
committing a crime here. I got to work today a
little late, and I bought just on time.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
This is the time, and I want everybody to notice,
because there's a time standing three seventy.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Shows up, he shows up four. It's like everybody worked
for another show that I didn't notice that either. I
got here a little late today time. I think that
clock is still on Pacific Standards Instagram.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
The first thing that pops up it.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Is time, and I bought. I went to.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
I went to Pavilions and I bought a ten pack
of Funions.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And then I.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Realized, oh okay, I had to bring him to work
because every time I eat no, no, they're not stale,
but every time I eat a bag of Funions, I
am I'm ill for three days. So I got there's
something no, but I bought it before I knew that.
And so I bought the box of ten Funions. Ten
(03:25):
bags of Funions comedy size, by the way, there's like
three funions in each one, and and I had a
bag or two. And then I was sick for like
two days. I was just I didn't feel well. And
then I realized, oh, there's something in Funions that I
doesn't agree with my system. So I brought them in
for you guys to break down your systems, and.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And that's why it's posted.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
And then I so I brought him up the stairwell
and I accidentally dropped him. And I guess that Ernie,
in whatever department he's in, things that's hysterical.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
They react the same way and stuff. Dude, we're completely barcel.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Alright, all right, old Vaudeville act so.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Good, it's it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You can't play the audio on the air. No, you
can't play it on the air.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No, why not because you have some F bombs?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, but I just say, F bomb.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
No, you did not know you just that's what makes
it funnier. I said, Oh g d oh, F bomb,
F bomb.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
All right, Oh my god, we've all got what a
thousand people?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh my god, it's not that it's worth it. Everyone tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Let's move on tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
If you don't have anything, Dodgers friend and go to
an are you spelling?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Are you talking over a Dodger promo? I don't think
you're doing that? Are you?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Tomorrow the Dodgers take on the Giants at Dodger Stadium.
First pitch is at seven pm. That should be interesting.
Dodgers and listen to all Dodger games on AM five
to seventy LA Sports Live from the Gallpin Motors Broadcast
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(05:14):
keywords AM five seventy LA Sports so bellio this video.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I'm gonna sue you.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
I'm gonna sue Ernie and I might sue Krozier for
his reaction.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Not sure yet put.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
In not so funions and I would sue Steph fujh.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But he's broke, so f M. There's nothing you.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Can't can't squeeze lemon out of a lemonade or something
like that, can't squeeze juice out of a dried up prune.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That made my day it's oh good, that's great. I
just love the irritation.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah, rough day until just now you.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Know what, I dropped those and I just picked up
put him back in the box.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I don't understand what the why it was shared with everybody.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Did get him in there eventually?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, you could.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Open the door, go watch him. Noticed that box were open?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Well, I I opened the box in my car because
I was eating them on the way back from Pavilions.
And then I put him on the shelf. My wife
opens the other end of the box, not knowing, not
checking checking, don't you check to see that one box
one ends is open and the other one's not.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's so beautiful because had she not done that, this.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Video would not be okay. You know, I'm you to
her Cereal tonight, her raisin brand. I'm going to open
up the bottom of it, the raisin brand. I'm gonna
open up the bottom like, oh, I didn't see the
top I was open. Sorry, I didn't mean to open
the bottom of the raisin brand. Do do it? Don't
do it? But where is it on Instagram?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
You don't have to look long top up.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
It's the third video on the right and it's black
and White.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm suing, you're not. I'm calling sweet James and Jill
laugh too.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He's probably like, she probably saw it.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Yeah, No, he'll probably be like, yeah, we can get
a couple million out of this. Let's roll when it's
ninety eight percent of the time, this might be a
slam Dunk and Pelly. When you get video like that,
you never say, hey, look should we post this?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You just post it? Right?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
No, normally I do, but it's so good and I
had a feeling you'd say no.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So when I post it.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I got to come in there look at because I
can't hear the audio without going over the air.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah you can't. All right, we're live being the I
don't know.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
There's a video of me coming to work that Steph
Fush found interesting and so did Bellio and Crozier. So
they put it up on Instagram and I might sue,
maybe maybe not. I don't know it on all the
air you'll see you'll find out. You'll find out, Okay, yeah,
you'll find out. Okay, cool, you know what I Crozier
(08:08):
just told me something I didn't know. But I'm not
earning any more vacation days or hours. I'm maxed out.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
What's the max at what's the max?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
You will at the beginning of the year, you'll max
the cap will be to forty.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Oh, so what do I have because I never take vacation?
So what do I have? Now? Two fifty five something
like that?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
All right, So I have two hundred and fifty five hours,
and then you divide that by eight.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Is that in trying to figure out our vacation? Is
it roughly six six weeks divided by eight thirty one days?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
You go eight, I get forty, and I get that.
It's funny how the math works.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
So I have thirty one days. Divide that by five.
I have six six, almost six and a half weeks
of vacation.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
And I said, well, I'm not going to take them.
I don't really never, never, really take a lot of vacation.
And then and Krozer said, well you're then you're not
earning anymore because at the end of this year, and
and gang, you may want to check your deal or
your contract with your company. Because I didn't know that
Krozer is the only guy looking out for me here.
I never got a call from you know, iHeart or
(09:16):
my agent or anybody. Just Krozier casually mentioned it in
the hall. Hey, by the way, you're not earning It
was like, this was like a drive by. This is
how it sounded.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
You're not earning any more vacation.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Thanks for the Fundians.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
And I'm like, what, wait, what.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Did you just saying of the year you're not going
to earn that much more vacation? I said, ah, wait,
wait what I said? Yeah, you're not earning any more vacation?
What You're not earning any more vacation days?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You're maxed out?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Man, So I got to take six weeks off here
it comes gang stands hide for excitement. Yeah, middle of September,
I'll take off. I'll see it Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Thompson.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, all right, June. But we're keeping an eye in downtown.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
There's going to be a curfew at some point, I
think eight o'clock, and the local restaurants downtown wanted to
start at nine because they're losing a lot of business
because people don't eat dinner at six anymore. They eat
dinner at eight or nine, and so they wanted the
curfew to not to start, not to start until nine,
(10:31):
but I think they are already set in stone.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I think it's going to be eight o'clock.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
So parking LA could be removing parking requirements for new housing.
This is going to affect everybody. It's going to get
a lot busier and a lot more crowded on the
streets of La. If this happens.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
The La City Council's considering new zoning laws for housing developments.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
They may eliminate rules that require every housing unit to
have a parking space. Council members Blob, Bob Bloomenfield and
Nythia Ramen introduced the motion.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
I love that she couldn't get Bob out, but Nythia
Roman was nailed it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Nailed it have a parking space.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
Council members Blob, Bob Bloomenfield, and Nythia Ramen.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Nythia Ramen nailed it, but Bob got a couple of shots.
Bob was the speed bomb, but Nythia Rama, Bank.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
Blob, Bob Bloomenfield, and Nythia Ramen introduced the motion on Tuesday.
Studies found that parking structures can raise construction costs by
nearly forty thousand dollars per unit. Those costs are then
passed on to residents.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
In higher rent.
Speaker 10 (11:43):
State law has removed parking requirements for projects located within
a half mile of major transit stops. The motion would
apply that law to the entire city of Law Commercial Development.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Oh my god, now.
Speaker 10 (11:55):
Goes to committee.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Okay, if this passes, every every one is going to
be inconvenience and pissed. What this means They can build
a thirty two unit apartment building and they don't have
to have parking. They don't have to have parking at all.
That means all those parking spots will now be people
(12:20):
on the street, so you have to park a mile
from your house and walk to get to your apartment.
This means that they could put up one hundred and
fifty units one hundred and fifty unit apartment building with
no parking. Now at one point, at some point, it's
not going to make sense to the people who own
(12:41):
the apartment building. Because if you're looking for an apartment
for you and your wife, your kid, your husband, whoever
you are. You know, you've got a family of three
or four and you're looking for an apartment and you're like, oh,
this is nice. You know, it's a beautiful two bedroom,
it's got a view, it's you know, air conditioning, it's
got all the amenities. Where are the parking spaces? Sorry,
doesn't come with any pass because you got to bring
(13:05):
groceries in. You have to have the kids in the car.
You gotta have security in your life, and you want
a parking spot. A parking spot is huge when you
live in an apartment.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
That's kind of what I always think with people like
who live in hills where they park at the bottom
of a narrow, huge stairway going up to their front door.
I'm like, oh my god, bringing groceries in must.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Be horrible, right, Why would you ever go to Costco?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Right exactly? You know, buying a bad good lord?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
You buy you know, toilet paper by the sheet. I
you know, I didn't even buy by the roll anymore.
When you got nine hundred stairs.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
You're buying a box of funions by.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
The way, that's right after you. That'f all you are?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
You cursing all the way up the stairs.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Well it was one of those days, you know. But
but speaking of stairs, I'm glad you brought that up.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Crozier.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
A friend of mine, guy named Robbie Fox, he was
moving from Encino to Westwood, moving on up by the way,
bigger house, nicer place. And I said, hey, I'll help
you move. He's like, no, I'm gonna get movers. I said,
I'll save yourself a couple grand I'll help you move.
He goes, all right, Okay, So me Mark Asher and
Steve Myers, I'll go to his house and we help
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him pack up the U haul and then we get
to his house in Westwood. Eighty three stairs counted every
one day, every one of them. Eighty three platforms, eighty
three stairs to get to the front door. And there
was mattresses, TVs, couches, beds, frames, chairs, like everything. Eighty
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three stairs.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Did you see the video recently with Bezos in New York.
He's got this, He's got like the top floor of
this building. And so he literally had to shut down
streets in New York and get these gigantic ran to
take all of the furniture and these gigantic boxes to
shut down all of the traffic there in that area
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of New Yak so they can get all of his
stuff up to his big complex up at the top
of a building.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
You know, Doug Seckler, who I worked with for a
long time. Beautiful funny man. One of the smartest guys
I've ever met in my life. He bought high end
couches leather, red leather with those buttons in Denton on
the seat on the back, and one of them popped off,
and so he said, hey, can you guys come out
and fix I spend fifty eight hundred dollars on this couch.
Can you come fix it? And they said, now, we
(15:35):
can't come out and fix it. You got to bring
it in. And he says, I'm not bringing it in
because they brought it in through the living room window
of the second floor.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
They brought a crane like bezos.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
And he said, we're not send anybody out, and they go, well,
you better send the crane then, because I'm not fixing it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
And they sent the crane out to grab it again.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Oh my god, they sent a crane to grab it,
take it out of the house, go fix it, and
put it back in the crane. And this is just
one couch, but it was with a company that guaranteed
their product. And he had the papers and he said,
you better fix this thing or get the crane.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Fifty eight hundred bucks. Yes, you will come to me.
That's right.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
But I can't believe they shut down the bezos shutdown
New York to have furniture delivered. God, that guy has balls,
huge ass balls. Huh Is these big, gigantic steel balls
on this guy?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Unbelievable?
Speaker 6 (16:27):
All right, we're keep an eye in downtown. It looks
like everything's cool. An hour and a half, No, two
and a half hours. Two and a half hours until curfew.
Two hours and twenty nine minutes until curfew again. In
downtown LA.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Nice Kim six forty. Is this the guy that does the.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Flips tents and boom Benson boom?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It? Is he round for a while or is this
sud he's around ten minute fuss ride.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh, he's around for long time?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
He's a real deal.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Okay, that's cool. Nice kid? Right?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I really like him?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, Aaron really likes him? Who? Yeah? And who do
you like?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Samantha b Sabrina Carpet whatever, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Do you see her in Rolling Stone? I sure did?
Oh my god, yep, I wonder why you were late today?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Not bad it's still why do people why why do
kids go nude so early?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Is that when you get in your late thirties and
you're just about the cross the finishing line. Well, she's
like in her twenties, I know, but I mean, why
why do it now? Why why not wait? Because then
it won't look as good?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Wow? Wow, take that.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Back, pretty house of real guys. This is what that is.
Three D house of a real man talking right there.
I thought that that actresses should videotape their own pornography
when they're you know, like in their you know, mid twenties,
(18:11):
and then hold on to it and release it when
they're in their sixties to make some extra cash.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Like wouldn't you. I mean, if I don't want to
use any names, it's not a bad well that's kind
of why. That's what it meant, like what they do
when they're young.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Yeah, but if you had a full blown X rated movie, oh,
I see between you know, like let's say Rosio, don't
it's not a good example either. Let's say a swimsuit
model from Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
It's like a cover model.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Yeah all right, yeah, yeah, and she's she shot a
full blown she paid for herself the video and you know,
actors and stuff, and then released it when she's sixty
five or seventy. I think she could still sell it
by years and years later, you know, when the career
(19:05):
was winding up. I think I think that's true. I
think you know, you know some of the who are
some of the hot actresses right now or singers, well
Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, okay, if she did now and then
released that when she's eighty, yeah, you would still buy
it absolutely when you're eighty.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, like I remember that, remember those gams? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
All right, we've got breaking news, breaking news, we do.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
We have the news breaking sound effect. Let's see, all right,
it goes bound to bounce.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Bow wow?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Is that you have it? Also?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Krozier, is it just a food? I was looking for one,
but the folder's empty.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Now. I wonderf it'll still be breaking when we find
the music. News is breaking. Here's the latest from the
KFIN newsroom.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Okay, here the news israel I guess has attacked Iran.
This is breaking news. This is happening right now as
we speak.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
So far, at this hour they are saying nothing. But
we do know that President Trump was hosting a congressional
picnic here. We can still hear the sound from that
on the South lawn as lawmakers gather, and just around
eight o'clock, half an hour ago, he went to the
West Wing. We know that because there is a military
standing guard century outside of the West Wing entrance, and
(20:31):
as you know, that means the president is now inside working.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I didn't know if there's a military guard outside the
president's inside.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I was unaware of them.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
And so we are trying to figure out John, whether
he got a heads up before this happened, and what
sort of intelligence he received from the Israelis, if any,
before this attack. Now, the President spoke at length about
this earlier today John, and he was iblicitly asked how
imminent is an Israeli attack on Iran, and he said
(21:05):
he did not want to use that word, but added
that it looks like something could very well happen. He
was also asked if the Israelis had shared any direct
information with him, and he said no.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
By the way, this is this is such breaking news
that's not even on any of the wire services Czer.
I don't see it anywhere I put in Iran. I'm
across ap for about a half hour, nour ohah, okay,
But the New York Times says nothing and may either
does Newsweek or Al Jazeera.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Nobody has anything else.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
You have more details of starting to trickle in here.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Yeah, this is a big news. Iran has sent either
Minuteman missiles or planes to attack Iran's nuclear nuclear facilities.
Speaker 9 (21:45):
But it's interesting because he also said it could be
a dangerous situation. Obviously, actions speak louder than words. As
Margaret laid out, the administration urged American personnel in the
region to vacuum. So at this hour we do not
know how much the president knows about the attack, whether
(22:06):
he was briefed earlier. But John, even today, knowing whatever
it is, he obviously did know to make the assessment
that the situation there could escalate quickly. He still expressed
optimism that a deal with Iran could still happen. And
so you know, the question that remains unanswered, John is
(22:27):
whether he has now changed his red line in order
to get that deal across the finish line. Just weeks ago,
he made very clear himself is along with officials, that
the red line in order to have a successful agreement
was that Iran would not be enriching any amounts of uranium,
(22:48):
zero levels of enrichment, and that is something that Tehran
publicly was not agreeing to. And so today, while the
President said Iran could never have a new nuclear weapon
that would require very high levels of enrichment, he did
not answer whether they were still open to lower levels.
And that is going to be critical John moving forward
(23:10):
in assessing how realistic a deal is, especially as we
monitor the situation in Iran and how Tehran decides to respond.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Okay, Tehran is going to respond, and which is one
of the reasons why I think they took all of
the US personnel out of Iraq, because Iran has threatened
to retaliate with a counter attack, and not only on Israel,
but also on American military bases in Iraq. And in
any case, any conflict the US you know, that we
(23:43):
might have in the region is serious because of all
the bases that are there. So this could be a huge,
huge story. Iran's going to retaliate, and I don't know
if it's going to be immediate. It's going to be
a counter attack of some sort. And they've done this
in the past. So when Iran feels threatened or when
(24:05):
Iran is attacked, they reach out and they can they
they have pretty good equipment and they can attack Iraq.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
They can attack Israel.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
And you might see a huge, huge conflict happening over
the next couple of hours. So we'll keep an eye
on that as well. Man, A lot going on, a
lot going on in this world.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Israel is attacking Iran. Will have more on that as
it comes across. You know, BELLI, I was just watching
Channel two news. You know who Evelyn Taft is. You
knew that name right on the show. Man, I tell you,
she looks she looks great. I think she looks better
now than she did when she started.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I'd like to know her secrets.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
You know what. That's a great idea.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
She should put out a line of beauty products, you know,
because look, she's she's not you know nineteen anymore?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Who is?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
And you know she's got a boatloaded kids.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
She's a boatload, yeah, I don't know, like nine or
ten kids, maybe two I think two. Yeah, But she's
a three pack a day of filterless cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
She is. I don't know. I don't know, But so.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You're just making don't say that. Why would you make
that up?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Well, you you post videos of me coming into the building.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Will you go after Evelyn task No no, no, no, no,
no no no, God no, god no. I'm sure she's loaded,
you know, salt loading on weekends. How do you meat
lover's pizza?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
That's something you would do with your funions.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, she does look great.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
If I was Evelyn Taff I would get a high
end Kardashian sort of marketing whiz and put out beauty products.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I don't know what she did.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
I don't know whether it's surgery, whether it's natural, whether
it's makeup.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I know she doesn't smoke three packs of cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Three packs of filterless cigarettes every day.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
She probably just takes good care of versus.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
I think she rolls her own. You are with one handy,
you're a big She rolls her own with one hand.
That's what it takes and good for her. Yeah, she
can roll her own.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Sick, but he's with you today.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
I mean, you're putting videos out of me.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Don't go after local meteorologists because of but you, she's
really pretty, she's really really I put it together.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
She has Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
So funny too. Yeah, she's funny. And she smokes and she.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
You don't know that she smokes and sing that.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah, she's smart. And I don't know.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
I think I thought I saw her buying a cart
and a cigarettes the other day. You didn't at Whole
Foods or something? Didn't do they sell cigarettes and whole
food I.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Don't know you would know. We don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
What's the last time you bought cigarettes? Never you've ever
bought cigarettes?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
No, like your mom or dad. No, really, mamma. Dad
didn't smoke.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I think when they were younger that my dad did.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
My mom smoked for a long time and it caught
up with her, but my dad spoke.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
When did you start?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I was fourteen fifteen?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
I used to steal cigarettes out of my mom's purse,
the Virginia Slims that's on brand. And then I'll go
into it like this treehouse that my dad had built,
sort of half assed.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Smoking serginiously.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
To take them to the beach with your la times
and your and your sands's.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Hot as by the way, ladies, he is taking come
a long way.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Baby.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
That's the first time I've ever heard that's hot directed
towards me, And I don't think it was the right win.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
But yeah, I was fifteen maybe when I had my
first cigarette. It was good.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
It was really good because he got really buzzed, you
get really lightheaded.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Liked it right away. Oh yeah, you didn't get sick.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
And I always wondering if my mom could smell it
on me, you know, because I was still in like
eighth grade.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well, your dad could smell the red wine on you,
why wouldn't she be able to?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Yes, I was sixteen when I got into wine. I
got in late, a little late in the wine.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Crashed into that brewery.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
What happened I drank.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
I was at my buddy Matt McDaniel's house and his
mom was out of town. So we found a bottle
of wine and we each drank. I think we found
two bottles and we drank a bottle of wine. And
then I went to leave his house to go home
at ten o'clock at night, and I had never been
buzzed before in my life, and I fell down on
the pavement and I didn't put my hands out to
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brace myself, so my whole face hit the pavement and
I was bloodied. My nose was busted up. I had
a black eye. I was bleeding everywhere, and I almost
went to the hospital, but we convinced ourselves that that
wasn't a good move. So I slept in his house
that night, went home the next morning, and I had
(29:02):
to screw my bike up.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I ghost rid my bike.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
You want that is where you jump off your bike
and you slam it into a building. And so I
jumped off my bike, slammed my bike into a brick wall,
and the tire was all bent and messed up, and
the frame was messed up. And I come walking home
and my dad said, oh my god, what happened? I said, oh,
I got in a radical bike accident last night. And
(29:24):
I got up close to him. He was looking at
the bike and he says, he says, what happened? I said,
I hit a building. He goes, oh, okay, can I
ask you a question? Did you run into a winery?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
A little bit?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:43):
He could still smell it on me the next day,
did you run into a winery? That's the last time
I drank, I think I gave a wine for a
week after that.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I was only sixteen.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I can see you up in your treehouse with the
bottom line and your Virginia.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Slims and your I look like a pirate on the
Pirates of the Caribbean up there.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, you're o ho my Virginia slims, my.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Socks on all the time, Muria.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Yeah, just enjoy myself with my radio, listening to talk radio.
That was quite the life of a fourteen year old
in the valley. All right, we're live. We keep an
eye in downtown. A lot of people downtown. Curfew happens
in two hours from now. We're live on KFIMC forty.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, we were just watching a video.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Video so funny online.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, something I just posted on on Conway Show.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
If you go to Instagram at Conway Show, where is.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It at Conway's show? It's in black and white?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Is it the band? The guy that plays the band
but his cake gets home from school? No?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
No, no, no, it's something different. Where's it your Instagram?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It's like on the top row, the right side.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Oh what, oh my god? I saw, I I heard
and saw.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Where did you get that? Where they after? Did you
get that? You can't post that?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I just did? Yeah, I had no problem.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Who gave that to you?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
No, no, no, somebody gave that to you.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Who gave it to you?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Ernie?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
The building gave it to you?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Again, Ernie.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It needs to have like the Kirby Enthusiasm themes.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Seriously do that.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
That's good, that's good, But then you miss what's being said.
But yeah, you're right, I'm going to do both. That's great.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Done, you know what.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I think it's illegal, by the way, to do that
without asking me. You can't distribute video of a guy
in the workplace, you know, captured on a stairwell.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, we just did. Yeah, we totally can.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
We got that video from the handle of him, Yeah,
getting knocked out.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Also, when far stole the balloon.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Tim was referencing Tim stole as okay.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
But the difference between that is I was committing a
crime with the balloons.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's okay, and.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You can you can put that out, but I wasn't
committing a crime here. I got to work today a
little late, and I bought just on time.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
This is the time, and I want everybody to notice,
because there's a time standing three seventy.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Shows up, he shows up four. It's like everybody worked
for another show that I didn't notice that either. I
got here a little late today time. I think that
clock is still on Pacific Standards Instagram.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
The first thing that pops up it.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Is time, and I bought. I went to.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
I went to Pavilions and I bought a ten pack
of Funions.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And then I.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Realized, oh okay, I had to bring him to work
because every time I eat no, no, they're not stale,
but every time I eat a bag of Funions, I
am I'm ill for three days. So I got there's
something no, but I bought it before I knew that.
And so I bought the box of ten Funions. Ten
(03:25):
bags of Funions comedy size, by the way, there's like
three funions in each one, and and I had a
bag or two. And then I was sick for like
two days. I was just I didn't feel well. And
then I realized, oh, there's something in Funions that I
doesn't agree with my system. So I brought them in
for you guys to break down your systems, and.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And that's why it's posted.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
And then I so I brought him up the stairwell
and I accidentally dropped him. And I guess that Ernie,
in whatever department he's in, things that's hysterical.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
They react the same way and stuff. Dude, we're completely barcel.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Alright, all right, old Vaudeville act so.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Good, it's it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You can't play the audio on the air. No, you
can't play it on the air.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No, why not because you have some F bombs?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, but I just say, F bomb.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
No, you did not know you just that's what makes
it funnier. I said, Oh g d oh, F bomb,
F bomb.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
All right, Oh my god, we've all got what a
thousand people?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh my god, it's not that it's worth it. Everyone tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Let's move on tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
If you don't have anything, Dodgers friend and go to
an are you spelling?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Are you talking over a Dodger promo? I don't think
you're doing that? Are you?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Tomorrow the Dodgers take on the Giants at Dodger Stadium.
First pitch is at seven pm. That should be interesting.
Dodgers and listen to all Dodger games on AM five
to seventy LA Sports Live from the Gallpin Motors Broadcast
booths and stream them all an HD on iHeartRadio app
(05:14):
keywords AM five seventy LA Sports so bellio this video.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I'm gonna sue you.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
I'm gonna sue Ernie and I might sue Krozier for
his reaction.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Not sure yet put.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
In not so funions and I would sue Steph fujh.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But he's broke, so f M. There's nothing you.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Can't can't squeeze lemon out of a lemonade or something
like that, can't squeeze juice out of a dried up prune.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That made my day it's oh good, that's great. I
just love the irritation.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah, rough day until just now you.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Know what, I dropped those and I just picked up
put him back in the box.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I don't understand what the why it was shared with everybody.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Did get him in there eventually?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, you could.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Open the door, go watch him. Noticed that box were open?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Well, I I opened the box in my car because
I was eating them on the way back from Pavilions.
And then I put him on the shelf. My wife
opens the other end of the box, not knowing, not
checking checking, don't you check to see that one box
one ends is open and the other one's not.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's so beautiful because had she not done that, this.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Video would not be okay. You know, I'm you to
her Cereal tonight, her raisin brand. I'm going to open
up the bottom of it, the raisin brand. I'm gonna
open up the bottom like, oh, I didn't see the
top I was open. Sorry, I didn't mean to open
the bottom of the raisin brand. Do do it? Don't
do it? But where is it on Instagram?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
You don't have to look long top up.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
It's the third video on the right and it's black
and White.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm suing, you're not. I'm calling sweet James and Jill
laugh too.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He's probably like, she probably saw it.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Yeah, No, he'll probably be like, yeah, we can get
a couple million out of this. Let's roll when it's
ninety eight percent of the time, this might be a
slam Dunk and Pelly. When you get video like that,
you never say, hey, look should we post this?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You just post it? Right?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
No, normally I do, but it's so good and I
had a feeling you'd say no.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So when I post it.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I got to come in there look at because I
can't hear the audio without going over the air.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah you can't. All right, we're live being the I
don't know.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
There's a video of me coming to work that Steph
Fush found interesting and so did Bellio and Crozier. So
they put it up on Instagram and I might sue,
maybe maybe not. I don't know it on all the
air you'll see you'll find out. You'll find out, Okay, yeah,
you'll find out. Okay, cool, you know what I Crozier
(08:08):
just told me something I didn't know. But I'm not
earning any more vacation days or hours. I'm maxed out.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
What's the max at what's the max?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
You will at the beginning of the year, you'll max
the cap will be to forty.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Oh, so what do I have because I never take vacation?
So what do I have? Now? Two fifty five something
like that?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
All right, So I have two hundred and fifty five hours,
and then you divide that by eight.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Is that in trying to figure out our vacation? Is
it roughly six six weeks divided by eight thirty one days?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
You go eight, I get forty, and I get that.
It's funny how the math works.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
So I have thirty one days. Divide that by five.
I have six six, almost six and a half weeks
of vacation.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
And I said, well, I'm not going to take them.
I don't really never, never, really take a lot of vacation.
And then and Krozer said, well you're then you're not
earning anymore because at the end of this year, and
and gang, you may want to check your deal or
your contract with your company. Because I didn't know that
Krozer is the only guy looking out for me here.
I never got a call from you know, iHeart or
(09:16):
my agent or anybody. Just Krozier casually mentioned it in
the hall. Hey, by the way, you're not earning It
was like, this was like a drive by. This is
how it sounded.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
You're not earning any more vacation.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Thanks for the Fundians.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
And I'm like, what, wait, what.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Did you just saying of the year you're not going
to earn that much more vacation? I said, ah, wait,
wait what I said? Yeah, you're not earning any more vacation?
What You're not earning any more vacation days?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You're maxed out?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Man, So I got to take six weeks off here
it comes gang stands hide for excitement. Yeah, middle of September,
I'll take off. I'll see it Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Thompson.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, all right, June. But we're keeping an eye in downtown.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
There's going to be a curfew at some point, I
think eight o'clock, and the local restaurants downtown wanted to
start at nine because they're losing a lot of business
because people don't eat dinner at six anymore. They eat
dinner at eight or nine, and so they wanted the
curfew to not to start, not to start until nine,
(10:31):
but I think they are already set in stone.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I think it's going to be eight o'clock.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
So parking LA could be removing parking requirements for new housing.
This is going to affect everybody. It's going to get
a lot busier and a lot more crowded on the
streets of La. If this happens.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
The La City Council's considering new zoning laws for housing developments.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
They may eliminate rules that require every housing unit to
have a parking space. Council members Blob, Bob Bloomenfield and
Nythia Ramen introduced the motion.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
I love that she couldn't get Bob out, but Nythia
Roman was nailed it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Nailed it have a parking space.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
Council members Blob, Bob Bloomenfield, and Nythia Ramen.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Nythia Ramen nailed it, but Bob got a couple of shots.
Bob was the speed bomb, but Nythia Rama, Bank.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
Blob, Bob Bloomenfield, and Nythia Ramen introduced the motion on Tuesday.
Studies found that parking structures can raise construction costs by
nearly forty thousand dollars per unit. Those costs are then
passed on to residents.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
In higher rent.
Speaker 10 (11:43):
State law has removed parking requirements for projects located within
a half mile of major transit stops. The motion would
apply that law to the entire city of Law Commercial Development.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Oh my god, now.
Speaker 10 (11:55):
Goes to committee.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Okay, if this passes, every every one is going to
be inconvenience and pissed. What this means They can build
a thirty two unit apartment building and they don't have
to have parking. They don't have to have parking at all.
That means all those parking spots will now be people
(12:20):
on the street, so you have to park a mile
from your house and walk to get to your apartment.
This means that they could put up one hundred and
fifty units one hundred and fifty unit apartment building with
no parking. Now at one point, at some point, it's
not going to make sense to the people who own
(12:41):
the apartment building. Because if you're looking for an apartment
for you and your wife, your kid, your husband, whoever
you are. You know, you've got a family of three
or four and you're looking for an apartment and you're like, oh,
this is nice. You know, it's a beautiful two bedroom,
it's got a view, it's you know, air conditioning, it's
got all the amenities. Where are the parking spaces? Sorry,
doesn't come with any pass because you got to bring
(13:05):
groceries in. You have to have the kids in the car.
You gotta have security in your life, and you want
a parking spot. A parking spot is huge when you
live in an apartment.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
That's kind of what I always think with people like
who live in hills where they park at the bottom
of a narrow, huge stairway going up to their front door.
I'm like, oh my god, bringing groceries in must.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Be horrible, right, Why would you ever go to Costco?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Right exactly? You know, buying a bad good lord?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
You buy you know, toilet paper by the sheet. I
you know, I didn't even buy by the roll anymore.
When you got nine hundred stairs.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
You're buying a box of funions by.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
The way, that's right after you. That'f all you are?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
You cursing all the way up the stairs.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Well it was one of those days, you know. But
but speaking of stairs, I'm glad you brought that up.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Crozier.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
A friend of mine, guy named Robbie Fox, he was
moving from Encino to Westwood, moving on up by the way,
bigger house, nicer place. And I said, hey, I'll help
you move. He's like, no, I'm gonna get movers. I said,
I'll save yourself a couple grand I'll help you move.
He goes, all right, Okay, So me Mark Asher and
Steve Myers, I'll go to his house and we help
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him pack up the U haul and then we get
to his house in Westwood. Eighty three stairs counted every
one day, every one of them. Eighty three platforms, eighty
three stairs to get to the front door. And there
was mattresses, TVs, couches, beds, frames, chairs, like everything. Eighty
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three stairs.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Did you see the video recently with Bezos in New York.
He's got this, He's got like the top floor of
this building. And so he literally had to shut down
streets in New York and get these gigantic ran to
take all of the furniture and these gigantic boxes to
shut down all of the traffic there in that area
(15:09):
of New Yak so they can get all of his
stuff up to his big complex up at the top
of a building.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
You know, Doug Seckler, who I worked with for a
long time. Beautiful funny man. One of the smartest guys
I've ever met in my life. He bought high end
couches leather, red leather with those buttons in Denton on
the seat on the back, and one of them popped off,
and so he said, hey, can you guys come out
and fix I spend fifty eight hundred dollars on this couch.
Can you come fix it? And they said, now, we
(15:35):
can't come out and fix it. You got to bring
it in. And he says, I'm not bringing it in
because they brought it in through the living room window
of the second floor.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
They brought a crane like bezos.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
And he said, we're not send anybody out, and they go, well,
you better send the crane then, because I'm not fixing it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
And they sent the crane out to grab it again.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Oh my god, they sent a crane to grab it,
take it out of the house, go fix it, and
put it back in the crane. And this is just
one couch, but it was with a company that guaranteed
their product. And he had the papers and he said,
you better fix this thing or get the crane.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Fifty eight hundred bucks. Yes, you will come to me.
That's right.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
But I can't believe they shut down the bezos shutdown
New York to have furniture delivered. God, that guy has balls,
huge ass balls. Huh Is these big, gigantic steel balls
on this guy?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Unbelievable?
Speaker 6 (16:27):
All right, we're keep an eye in downtown. It looks
like everything's cool. An hour and a half, No, two
and a half hours. Two and a half hours until curfew.
Two hours and twenty nine minutes until curfew again. In
downtown LA.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Nice Kim six forty. Is this the guy that does the.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Flips tents and boom Benson boom?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It? Is he round for a while or is this
sud he's around ten minute fuss ride.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh, he's around for long time?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
He's a real deal.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Okay, that's cool. Nice kid? Right?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I really like him?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, Aaron really likes him? Who? Yeah? And who do
you like?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Samantha b Sabrina Carpet whatever, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Do you see her in Rolling Stone? I sure did?
Oh my god, yep, I wonder why you were late today?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Not bad it's still why do people why why do
kids go nude so early?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Is that when you get in your late thirties and
you're just about the cross the finishing line. Well, she's
like in her twenties, I know, but I mean, why
why do it now? Why why not wait? Because then
it won't look as good?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Wow? Wow, take that.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Back, pretty house of real guys. This is what that is.
Three D house of a real man talking right there.
I thought that that actresses should videotape their own pornography
when they're you know, like in their you know, mid twenties,
(18:11):
and then hold on to it and release it when
they're in their sixties to make some extra cash.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Like wouldn't you. I mean, if I don't want to
use any names, it's not a bad well that's kind
of why. That's what it meant, like what they do
when they're young.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Yeah, but if you had a full blown X rated movie, oh,
I see between you know, like let's say Rosio, don't
it's not a good example either. Let's say a swimsuit
model from Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
It's like a cover model.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Yeah all right, yeah, yeah, and she's she shot a
full blown she paid for herself the video and you know,
actors and stuff, and then released it when she's sixty
five or seventy. I think she could still sell it
by years and years later, you know, when the career
(19:05):
was winding up. I think I think that's true. I
think you know, you know some of the who are
some of the hot actresses right now or singers, well
Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, okay, if she did now and then
released that when she's eighty, yeah, you would still buy
it absolutely when you're eighty.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, like I remember that, remember those gams? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
All right, we've got breaking news, breaking news, we do.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
We have the news breaking sound effect. Let's see, all right,
it goes bound to bounce.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Bow wow?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Is that you have it? Also?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Krozier, is it just a food? I was looking for one,
but the folder's empty.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Now. I wonderf it'll still be breaking when we find
the music. News is breaking. Here's the latest from the
KFIN newsroom.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Okay, here the news israel I guess has attacked Iran.
This is breaking news. This is happening right now as
we speak.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
So far, at this hour they are saying nothing. But
we do know that President Trump was hosting a congressional
picnic here. We can still hear the sound from that
on the South lawn as lawmakers gather, and just around
eight o'clock, half an hour ago, he went to the
West Wing. We know that because there is a military
standing guard century outside of the West Wing entrance, and
(20:31):
as you know, that means the president is now inside working.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I didn't know if there's a military guard outside the
president's inside.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I was unaware of them.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
And so we are trying to figure out John, whether
he got a heads up before this happened, and what
sort of intelligence he received from the Israelis, if any,
before this attack. Now, the President spoke at length about
this earlier today John, and he was iblicitly asked how
imminent is an Israeli attack on Iran, and he said
(21:05):
he did not want to use that word, but added
that it looks like something could very well happen. He
was also asked if the Israelis had shared any direct
information with him, and he said no.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
By the way, this is this is such breaking news
that's not even on any of the wire services Czer.
I don't see it anywhere I put in Iran. I'm
across ap for about a half hour, nour ohah, okay,
But the New York Times says nothing and may either
does Newsweek or Al Jazeera.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Nobody has anything else.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
You have more details of starting to trickle in here.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Yeah, this is a big news. Iran has sent either
Minuteman missiles or planes to attack Iran's nuclear nuclear facilities.
Speaker 9 (21:45):
But it's interesting because he also said it could be
a dangerous situation. Obviously, actions speak louder than words. As
Margaret laid out, the administration urged American personnel in the
region to vacuum. So at this hour we do not
know how much the president knows about the attack, whether
(22:06):
he was briefed earlier. But John, even today, knowing whatever
it is, he obviously did know to make the assessment
that the situation there could escalate quickly. He still expressed
optimism that a deal with Iran could still happen. And
so you know, the question that remains unanswered, John is
(22:27):
whether he has now changed his red line in order
to get that deal across the finish line. Just weeks ago,
he made very clear himself is along with officials, that
the red line in order to have a successful agreement
was that Iran would not be enriching any amounts of uranium,
(22:48):
zero levels of enrichment, and that is something that Tehran
publicly was not agreeing to. And so today, while the
President said Iran could never have a new nuclear weapon
that would require very high levels of enrichment, he did
not answer whether they were still open to lower levels.
And that is going to be critical John moving forward
(23:10):
in assessing how realistic a deal is, especially as we
monitor the situation in Iran and how Tehran decides to respond.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Okay, Tehran is going to respond, and which is one
of the reasons why I think they took all of
the US personnel out of Iraq, because Iran has threatened
to retaliate with a counter attack, and not only on Israel,
but also on American military bases in Iraq. And in
any case, any conflict the US you know, that we
(23:43):
might have in the region is serious because of all
the bases that are there. So this could be a huge,
huge story. Iran's going to retaliate, and I don't know
if it's going to be immediate. It's going to be
a counter attack of some sort. And they've done this
in the past. So when Iran feels threatened or when
(24:05):
Iran is attacked, they reach out and they can they
they have pretty good equipment and they can attack Iraq.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
They can attack Israel.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
And you might see a huge, huge conflict happening over
the next couple of hours. So we'll keep an eye
on that as well. Man, A lot going on, a
lot going on in this world.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Israel is attacking Iran. Will have more on that as
it comes across. You know, BELLI, I was just watching
Channel two news. You know who Evelyn Taft is. You
knew that name right on the show. Man, I tell you,
she looks she looks great. I think she looks better
now than she did when she started.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I'd like to know her secrets.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
You know what. That's a great idea.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
She should put out a line of beauty products, you know,
because look, she's she's not you know nineteen anymore?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Who is?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
And you know she's got a boatloaded kids.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
She's a boatload, yeah, I don't know, like nine or
ten kids, maybe two I think two. Yeah, But she's
a three pack a day of filterless cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
She is. I don't know. I don't know, But so.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You're just making don't say that. Why would you make
that up?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Well, you you post videos of me coming into the building.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Will you go after Evelyn task No no, no, no, no,
no no no, God no, god no. I'm sure she's loaded,
you know, salt loading on weekends. How do you meat
lover's pizza?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
That's something you would do with your funions.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, she does look great.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
If I was Evelyn Taff I would get a high
end Kardashian sort of marketing whiz and put out beauty products.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I don't know what she did.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
I don't know whether it's surgery, whether it's natural, whether
it's makeup.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I know she doesn't smoke three packs of cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Three packs of filterless cigarettes every day.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
She probably just takes good care of versus.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
I think she rolls her own. You are with one handy,
you're a big She rolls her own with one hand.
That's what it takes and good for her. Yeah, she
can roll her own.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Sick, but he's with you today.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
I mean, you're putting videos out of me.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Don't go after local meteorologists because of but you, she's
really pretty, she's really really I put it together.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
She has Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
So funny too. Yeah, she's funny. And she smokes and she.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
You don't know that she smokes and sing that.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah, she's smart. And I don't know.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
I think I thought I saw her buying a cart
and a cigarettes the other day. You didn't at Whole
Foods or something? Didn't do they sell cigarettes and whole
food I.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Don't know you would know. We don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
What's the last time you bought cigarettes? Never you've ever
bought cigarettes?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
No, like your mom or dad. No, really, mamma. Dad
didn't smoke.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I think when they were younger that my dad did.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
My mom smoked for a long time and it caught
up with her, but my dad spoke.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
When did you start?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I was fourteen fifteen?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
I used to steal cigarettes out of my mom's purse,
the Virginia Slims that's on brand. And then I'll go
into it like this treehouse that my dad had built,
sort of half assed.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Smoking serginiously.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
To take them to the beach with your la times
and your and your sands's.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Hot as by the way, ladies, he is taking come
a long way.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Baby.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
That's the first time I've ever heard that's hot directed
towards me, And I don't think it was the right win.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
But yeah, I was fifteen maybe when I had my
first cigarette. It was good.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
It was really good because he got really buzzed, you
get really lightheaded.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Liked it right away. Oh yeah, you didn't get sick.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
And I always wondering if my mom could smell it
on me, you know, because I was still in like
eighth grade.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well, your dad could smell the red wine on you,
why wouldn't she be able to?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Yes, I was sixteen when I got into wine. I
got in late, a little late in the wine.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Crashed into that brewery.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
What happened I drank.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
I was at my buddy Matt McDaniel's house and his
mom was out of town. So we found a bottle
of wine and we each drank. I think we found
two bottles and we drank a bottle of wine. And
then I went to leave his house to go home
at ten o'clock at night, and I had never been
buzzed before in my life, and I fell down on
the pavement and I didn't put my hands out to
(28:42):
brace myself, so my whole face hit the pavement and
I was bloodied. My nose was busted up. I had
a black eye. I was bleeding everywhere, and I almost
went to the hospital, but we convinced ourselves that that
wasn't a good move. So I slept in his house
that night, went home the next morning, and I had
(29:02):
to screw my bike up.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I ghost rid my bike.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
You want that is where you jump off your bike
and you slam it into a building. And so I
jumped off my bike, slammed my bike into a brick wall,
and the tire was all bent and messed up, and
the frame was messed up. And I come walking home
and my dad said, oh my god, what happened? I said, oh,
I got in a radical bike accident last night. And
(29:24):
I got up close to him. He was looking at
the bike and he says, he says, what happened? I said,
I hit a building. He goes, oh, okay, can I
ask you a question? Did you run into a winery?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
A little bit?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:43):
He could still smell it on me the next day,
did you run into a winery? That's the last time
I drank, I think I gave a wine for a
week after that.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I was only sixteen.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I can see you up in your treehouse with the
bottom line and your Virginia.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Slims and your I look like a pirate on the
Pirates of the Caribbean up there.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, you're o ho my Virginia slims, my.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Socks on all the time, Muria.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Yeah, just enjoy myself with my radio, listening to talk radio.
That was quite the life of a fourteen year old
in the valley. All right, we're live. We keep an
eye in downtown. A lot of people downtown. Curfew happens
in two hours from now. We're live on KFIMC forty.
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