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November 18, 2025 32 mins

A tragic morning in Dana Point where a 13-year-old boy was killed on his way to school by a suspected DUI hit-and-run driver. The show then covers LAPD response times, with Tim sharing a wild story about a dog biting the private parts off a thief. LAPD Officer Jason Jacobson joins to discuss gun safety and his Police Unity Tour GoFundMe, later explaining what motor cops deal with in heavy rain. Jay Leno calls in and pledges $5,000 to support the Police Unity Tour. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's camp I am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It's
Conway Show. Mark Thompson is here. Come on, I guess
to Panga Canyon got really worked with the mud.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, it looks like some of those it's impassiable in some.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Place, or as they say on TV, Highway twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Is that what they call it?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, some lady called it Highway twenty seven. I've been
here long time. Never heard that before in my life. Yeah, yeah,
Highway twenty seven shut down. We don't normally have such
radically sad stories to deliver here, but this one is bad.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
This one is really bad.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
This happened in Dana Point where this thirteen year old
kid was standing on one of those islands, you know,
where there's a right hand turn lane and you can
funnel people to right, and then there's a little triangle
between that lane and the highway and the kids stand
on that little island like they should be, and then
they're waiting for the cross walk, the cross signal, and

(01:11):
then they're going to cross another street. And this kid
was standing on that island. He got hit by a
truck and he got killed. Here's the story, and then
there's got to be a movement in Data Point to
stop this from ever happening again. This is it is
the worst thing by a billion light years that could

(01:34):
happen to a parent where they send their kid off
to school and that kid doesn't come home. It's the worst.
And it happened in Dana Point, one of the most
beautiful areas in the world. People down there have money,
the city has money, and they could stop this with's
some kind of barrier. You're shaying, Yeah, those ballads, they
could put those. I mean they have those up around,

(01:56):
you know, Dodger Stadium or the form or Sofi or
all the federal buildings have him around. Why are we
protecting these kids and people who are standing on these islands.
There's one of those islands in Burbank and I've been
standing out before, and I keep my head on a squivel.
I'm constantly looking around because you're standing right in the
middle of a street. Sure, and this poor kid got

(02:20):
wiped out and got killed. And then the guy drove off,
fifty nine year old guy they've not identified him yet,
drove off and they arrested him. Three or four miles
away from where the incident happened.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Nor your heart has to just break for that young
man's family. Thirteen years old on his way to school
and he doesn't make it. Instead, he's killed. Detectives wrapping
up their investigation here at the scene of that tragedy,
and just beyond that patrol vehicle you see right there
that is the young man's backpack. That's pretty much the
area where he was killed. Just a horrific tragedy. Here's

(02:57):
more on this tragedy.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
His backpack and his van shoes, you know, slip ons,
were still still sitting there. And it's again, it's unimaginable
the loss. This family will never be the same. It's
happened right before Thanksgiving, right before Christmas, in the middle
of a school year. Not only are the parents devastated

(03:19):
and that family dynamic will never be the same, but
although all the kids that knew this young this thirteen
year old, their lives will change forever too.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You know, when you're thirteen and you have a friend
that dies, you immediately become an adult. You know, you
have all of a sudden you're dealing with adult situations,
adult emotions, and it takes away your childhood and I
guess this guy was buzzed or drunk.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Allegedly, who hit this kid?

Speaker 5 (03:46):
The thirteen year.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Old's backpack on the ground, you know the scene where
investigators say a vehicle jump the curb, slamming into the
teenager this morning.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Killing him.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Detective say the young man was waiting for the light
to change, stopping traffic so he could cross the intersection
on his way to school this morning. The tragic accident
happening at the intersection of Park Lantern and Dana Point
Harbord Drive around eight this morning. The driver hitting and
killing the trial suspected of dui. Investigators say the driver
did not stop to render aid and call for help,

(04:17):
instead fled the scene.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
As you can see, it jumped the curb right there.
The thirteen year old boy was standing on the curb
waiting for the light.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
He was doing everything he was supposed to do right.
He was waking up in the morning, going to school,
standing on that island, waiting for the signal, not crossing
against the signal. Everything he was told to do in life.
He was doing right.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
It jumped the curb, went over the center median there,
then corrected back onto the Road and continued down Pacific
towards Pacific Coast Highway.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Horrified witnesses helping detectives identify the vehicle and.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Locate it, and one was located about two to three
miles from here. Thanks to some witnesses and not we
were able to find them and he was detained. The Unfortunately,
the thirteen year old male was pronounced de ceased at
the hospital and the suspect was taken into custody on

(05:16):
suspension of driving under the influence and some other charges
that are going to be related to the incident.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
The fifty nine year old suspect not only facing DUI
charges but also felony hit and run charges.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
So what we know is that the thirteen year old
boy was walking to school with his older brother at
the time.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh my god, his older brother had to witness this.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
And the older brother is okay, The older brother is
ok yeah, And that suspect remains in custody fifty nine
years old, facing multiple charges including d UI and feliny
hit and run.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
As for the family of that thirteen year old precious boy,
our hearts and prayers with you.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
It was g Ui at nine am. When did this happen?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, I think it's coming from the beach, you know,
I think it was. Yeah, well, obviously I think it's
earlier than that, because this kid was on the way
to school school. It's probably seven point thirty or eight.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Our hearts and prayers are with you. Live in Data Point.
Leil Stalwart, ABC seven. I whan this news. There are
no words.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's the worst.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
But Data Point now has got to take this tragedy
and do something about it.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, it was eight twenty this morning, A twenty.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay, they've got to put up these ballads. They have
the money. I don't care what it looks like. The
esthetics don't mean anything to me. If you ask those
kids and people to be on those little tiny triangle
islands while they're crossing very busy intersections, then you've got
to pay for those posts that are made out of
steel and cement. These pythons, they call them bowlers, bo

(06:48):
l Lars, and you've got to put these up in
honor of this kid's in the name of this kid
and the people in Data Point. You have got to
be on top of this. You've you can't let this kid,
you can't let another child die in data Point because
there were no ballards and no protection on these on

(07:08):
these tiny islands. You have got to get and organize
a group. I'll help you out, if you want to
come on the station, we'll we'll knock it out and
we'll get enough people up and pissed and make the change.
But at least in data Point. You know, you can't
do it all over California. But I know data Point,

(07:28):
my wife used to live down there. They've got plenty
of money for this, and now just the people in
data Point have to get together and demand that those
ballards be put up there and protect these kids. And
that's probably going to happen. It's a it's unbelievable, horrible
timing any time to lose a kid, but right before

(07:49):
the holidays is unimaginable, unimaginable pain with what this family's
going through. Unbelieve you can't. You could never imagine the
heartache in the pain unless you've gone through this. You
couldn't even get close this family. God bless them. It's
Conway and Thompson.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Con Way show Mark Thompson is here. Our next segment,
we're going to tell people what the perfect gun is
to protect your house. There's a lot of crime in
LA and some people want to take protection to another level.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
And I get that.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I get that.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I was listening to a career criminal on The Stern Show.
This must have been thirty years ago, and he said,
if you fly in America, there's a he's a criminal.
He's been in and out of prison for thirty years,
robbing Holmes. That's what he does. That's the path he took,
a fine career. Yeah, that's the path he took. So
he said to Howard Stern, he said, there's an unwritten

(09:02):
rule and a sort of unwritten law amongst thieves. That's
a common thread that if there's an American flag flying
on the outside of the house, there's at least one
gun on the inside of the house. And that's and
some people fly the flag just because they're patriotic. Some
people fly an American flag to tell people that, yes,

(09:24):
there's a gun in this house, and you come in,
I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I see.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
So I told that to my dad, and my dad
went out and he bought the flag from that they
used on opening day. At Dodger Stadium on the field.
It was one hundred feet by three hundred feet and
he draped it over the house.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
So I've never seen a bigger flag flying over any building.
And I'm from Washington, DC. Their flags over everything. I've
never seen a bigger flag than the one you fly
over your house.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
It's bigger than the house.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Like, I get it, dude, it's a camper World or
whatever the place it's called.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
But you do have to protect your house, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
You can't wait for sometimes for the cops to get
there right and it and the cops sometimes take a
long time to get there. Burbank, they're pretty good about it.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
You know.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
In Burbank, the dispatge, you know, when they dispatch a
company and they're the police, and they go Code three,
which is lights and sirens. If they don't get to
the incident in three minutes, the chief wants to talk
to them the next day and find out how that happened,
why that happened three minutes and or it's two minutes.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I think I think it's two minutes.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
But here's a great example of Burbank. And I've been
talking about how great Burbank is for a long time,
and it happened.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
This happened about three years ago.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I live on an alley in Burbank, and I heard
some guy breaking into an office that I could see
from my bedroom window. I could see him breaking in
glass break or something. No, he was kicking a door in,
a backdoor in and and the idiot, because I know
that building. If he did break that door open, he
would have only gotten into the hot water heater. Say,

(11:19):
the only thing in that little closet that he was
kicking in was a hot water heater. And it wasn't
even a new one. It was an old tank. It
was like a fifty gallon old, you know, fourteen year
old water heater. And what I should have done is
yelled at him and said, hey stop, you know what
do you doing? But I don't want to put myself
All of a sudden, he turns around and he comes
to me. Oh yeah, it's an altercation, a confrontation. I

(11:43):
didn't need that, so I called the cops. Oh so
you whipped a gun out or no, I.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, that's good, But I called the cops, and I
don't I didn't even call the emergency line because I
didn't think it was an emergency. I called the non
emergency line and I said, hey, there's some guy breaking.
I live on such and such street. I'm on the
alley and I see a guy. He's breaking into the office.
And she goes hold on one second. I said, okay, well,

(12:10):
here we go, here we go. I was on hold
for probably twenty seconds, and she never came back on
the phone, and a cop showed up and arrested the guy.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
That's I mean, I'm not I'm not effing kidding you.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
He must have been either somebody had called before me,
which the cops said that didn't happen, or or is
it Starbucks?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wait a minute, what is that?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Somebody got a wish no.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
My bookie and you got their wings? Yeah, let me
hold them? And said hello, hello, Yeah, I'll see it.
The seven thirty chevron again, it's seventy three hundred. Okay,
all right, thanks, Okay, I go, I gotta stop damp.
So I So the cops show up literally twenty seconds later,

(12:58):
arrest the guy and move on.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's wild.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Twenty seconds.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, they had to have been within a nine hundred
feet of the place.

Speaker 9 (13:08):
I mean I got to tell you also, you know,
for all the dump in and all the issues that
La has, the cops show up pretty fast in La
also because we've called you know, Corney loves that nine
one one.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
You mean the TV show?

Speaker 9 (13:20):
Yeah, you know, she she enjoys being you know. I
tell her, you know, don't call them too often because
it's you know, they have a lot of time.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
It's a big yeah. And you know.

Speaker 9 (13:31):
She'll say, there's a van, there's a white van. It's
been part in front of our house in forty five
minutes with the engine running. Honey, you can't call nine
one one. What are you gonna tell them? What are
you gonna tell them? There's a there's a there's a
part in front of my house. Like I was just
a roll of black and white to that. No. Right,
So but you know we're kind of she's got a
hair trigger. But a couple of times when it has

(13:53):
happened twice, it has all or we needed them.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Man, they showed up fast.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I was in yeah, no lapd we love in Tarzana
and they showed up pretty quickly. There was my wife
and daughter and I were in the backyard and I
heard screaming coming from a couple homes down there. I've
never heard before in my life. I mean, is this
like blood curdling? Is it's like, oh my god, somebody's
getting killed. That's the kind of screaming I hear. So

(14:18):
I called the cops. They show up a couple minutes later,
and they see a blood trail. They see a blood
trail that goes from the guy's house to the street
and then it's gone. And what happened was a guy
tried to break into the house there was two houses
down and the German shepherd bit his balls the suspect

(14:43):
and wouldn't let him go and bit him off. And
this guy left the house, got in the car, the
getaway car, and split minus two testicles. The dog still
had him. Wow, how about that? That's a how about honey?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Hey? Where were you?

Speaker 6 (15:03):
Like?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Where were you tonight? Uh? You're not going to believe this.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Not only we not having kids anymore, but I got
to get to the e r.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Wow, this dog has my balls? What did the dog
do with them? I think he just sort of left
them on the front porch.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
They can be reattached?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Can they be reattached?

Speaker 9 (15:27):
I think they can has that happened to you under
circumstances with that?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
I don't know, you sound very familiar with that.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
I think that, you know, I just know medical science.
I think they would like to be able to reatta
but help. I'm not Roy Horn. You know, I didn't
get attacked by you know, but a wild animal.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
But you would.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
You'd have to have a really clean bite from the
German shepherd.

Speaker 9 (15:48):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not suggesting there wouldn't be so
heavy lifting and.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Be attached and functioning or two different things.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
And what do you tell the guy at the emergency
room so you don't get arrested?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah? How did this? Oh you're saying, how did this happen?
My dog attacked me?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Blah blah, Oh my dog. That's good one.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, you have you come up with.

Speaker 9 (16:05):
I think the excuse would be the smallest part of
your challenges.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, my dog attacked me and it has my uh balls,
Oh where are they? They're about five miles from here.
I have one in one in the street I've never
been on.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Can you have your address on that street and we
can look at him?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Uh, but that was that guy's night. You know, he'll
remember that forever.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
It's a real and I heard the scream. I heard
the screaming guy.

Speaker 9 (16:29):
I think a dog, by the way, is a pretty
good defense, like you're talking about a gun.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Oh, I think a dog is a really great defense.
In that case, it was the perfect defense. You know,
he's got his got his testicles.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
Sometimes just just the bark is enough to threaten. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
the bark is just the fear of having your testicles.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
But not in this case. The guy.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
When they say the bark is worse than the bite,
that doesn't apply here.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
No, you're right. I think this case, the bite was worse.
All right.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
When we come back, we're going to talk to an
la PD gun specialist talk about what you may need
around the house and what you could buy a loved
one for the holidays if you want to, you know,
lay a gun on a I.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Don't know if people do that. Do people do that?
I don't like, buy a gun for.

Speaker 9 (17:10):
A friend and some families, but I don't know, not
in yours, yeah, not in mine? No?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
All right, it's gone way.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I AM sixty.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It is the Conway Show. Mark Thompson is with us,
and my buddy from LAPD, Jason Jacobson is with us.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Nice to see you, man, Nice to see you.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
This is I got a ton of questions about guns.
You you train LAPD to shoot guns?

Speaker 5 (17:41):
I do?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
And how long you have been doing that?

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Since around two thousand and seven?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Are you the best shot on the forest?

Speaker 5 (17:47):
No, I'm not the best?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Are you top ten? Perhaps that's a that's a big deal.
It's a big brag being top ten. You know, you're
better than most.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Guys, better than the average I would.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Say, I I got a ton of questions for you.
How often should a gun owner, the guy who lives
in southern California, maybe a gal who owns a gun
and they want to stay fresh, How often should a
gun owner typically go to the range and fire off
some rounds?

Speaker 5 (18:16):
So legitimately a lot of people might go through a
box of fifty rounds a year. That's not quite enough to.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Me, Really, that's not enough.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Huh no, no, no, So you think about it. We've
all ridden a bike as a kid, and we can
hop on a bike today and ride it. So it's
not the same thing with the firearms, you're going to
lose that edge.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Really.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Yeah, we train a certain way because we're not predisposed
to something blowing up in our hand and not reacting
adversely to it. Right, And when we don't stay on
top of that, we go with to shoot. If it's
been six months, you're going to notice that your rounds
are significantly not where you want me to be.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Really.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh yeah, Now I also heard this, and you can
confirm whether it's true or not. That the one thing
that people do when they go to the rain, they
all wear headphones, and then when they shoot in the
house or anywhere and they hear without headphones, it flips
them out.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
How loud those guns are?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
You know, honestly, I've had the occasion to be in
an option involved shooting and you don't notice it at
the time.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Oh really, because of the adrenaline.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Probably, But there's also what we call auditory exclosure, exclusionary exclusions.
You'll be so focused on the task at hand you
don't really register that these loud gunshots are going. Wow,
now you're still impacting your hearing.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Sure, yeah, what is the best gun for somebody that's
just starting out? You know, a guy doesn't want to
go by a bazooka.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Just for general shooting or target practice.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, we're just protecting the house. Okay, so AR fifty
seven or AR five Air fifteen again.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
I think we talked about this last time with nine
hundred and the cliff straight up, twelve game shotgun is
best for the house?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Wait, what's the best for the house?

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Twelve gage shotgun?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Twelve gage shotgun?

Speaker 5 (20:06):
All right, Okay, it's not one of these things where, uh,
it's going to cost you a bunch and it's going
to be easy to handle.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
And just the clicking of it will send people right.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
You wreck that action, and that's going to send a
clear message. Like Mark was talking, you know, the dog barking. Uh,
the dog barking and you're a shotgun rack. Yeah, they
want to stick around. It's probably a bad decision.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Is it your experience where if there's a gun fly,
I mean, if there's a flag flying outside the house,
there's usually a gun on the insign.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
I've heard that that's the case in my house and
a lot of my friend's houses. Okay, so I don't
necessarily right there.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
That's evidence enough. You're donating something to Katarina's club. And
we never didn't even ask you to do that. You
did it on your own. It was very kind of you.
It's three hours of training with you. Absolutely, that's great.
And you can treat you can train somebody how to
shoot a gun in three hours, absolutely all right, And
they bring their own.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
They can bring their own if they've got one, if
they don't, you know, they're not gonna be pressured to
go buy a gun all of a sudden. They can
come out. I'll provide a weapon, I'll figure out what
they might want to use.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's very nice of you to do that, got plenty,
That's very nice of you to do that. And also
you are going to Washington, d C. You're raising some
money to got to Washington, d C. What happened? You
had lost your partner?

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Yep, years ago My partner died in a training accident.
Oh no, very very tragic. And he absolutely loved doing
what he was doing at that time, that particular part
of that school he was doing. He was his favorite thing,
and unfortunately we lost him.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
But how long he been your partner?

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Only about six seven months. But a great kid, a
little younger than me. But one of these guys, it's
always in a great mood. Oh, that's great, walks in
with a smile, and you could be in a bad
mood and he walks in. Now you're not a bad mood.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's the kind of guy lapd once. Absolutely, that's that's
a great guy. So you're raising money on go fundme
for this, how do people find them? You're going back
to a bicycle ride or motorcycle ride yet.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
So it's called the Police Unity Tour. So every year
starts out in New Jersey. Now, this started back in
nineteen seventy seven from Florham, Partner, Jersey. A couple of
coppers got together. They got eighteen people together and they
rode bicycles from Jersey to d C in a four
day stretch.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
And they ended up, you know, doing some raising money
and to do so. And now that's led to current
day where's about three thousand people. It's part of this,
is that right?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Three thousand people?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
And when does it take place.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
It's gonna be on May eighth to the fourteenth, Okay,
but yeah, there's a four day ride into d C.
Very cool. And then the memorial wall which they take
care of and add on to. Unfortunately, because we have
over twenty four thousand names on that one.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
On that one men and women dying in the line
of duty. Yes, wow, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
I didn't believe that.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
I can't believe that number is at high.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
All right, how do people find the go fundmeat so
they can help you get back to DC.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
They don't make it easy. Uh so the I have
a link and it's the go fund dot me slash
b as in boy two three DS and David.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
All right, we'll put up on social media.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
It's yeah, we'll put it on on social media and
people can find that. Yeah, they don't make it easy
to find, you know, I mean literally, Uh my brothers
started to gofund me and it was four or five
years ago for a friend of his and I called
him eight times.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I'm like, I can't fing find this.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Thing and it's it's my brother and find it unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
All Right, we're gonna put it up on social media.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
All right, Jason, thanks for coming by man, thank you
to And this is such a kind gift, you know.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
My pleasure. It's still a great cause. And I'll you
have a and this is a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
On Friday and this will get me out of having
to do anything like meet anybody. So I'm gonna jump
onto this gift. You got it, Tim is looking ahead,
This has this is this is donated from us absolutely,
but you're going to be doing most of the talking.
Oh yeah, and the appearing. Sure yeah. I'll be at home,

(24:17):
all right. This gift, it's three hours of training valfort
up to three hours of firearms training at an LAPD handgun,
rifle and shotgun instructor with over twenty years of firearm experience.
So we'll put this up on the I'll give this
to Michelle Cube and put it up there. Really appreciate him.
That's right, all right, and stay safe out there, bub
I will thank you all right. Jason Jacobson, thank you man.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
All rights. Conway Show Thompson's here.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyana from kf
I AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
It's Conway Show Thompson. Mark Thompson's here. I asked Jason
Jacobson to stay for another segment to talk about this rain.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
He's with L E.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
L A p D.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
How long you've been with the Los Angeles Police Departments?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
In two thousand and one and you are on a motorcycle,
I am is that a Harley at a Kawazaki?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
What do you drive? A BMW tw BMWY look at you?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Is that given to you or do you have to
buy it?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Now?

Speaker 5 (25:11):
It's it's issue to us. But we do have to
buy a bike in order to practice, to get through
the school in the first place.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
You have to buy a similar bike? You do and
off the next cop?

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah? Most that's how it usually goes.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Who stings you?

Speaker 5 (25:25):
In my case?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, you have to keeping to take it? Yeah when
it rains.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, let's talk about that.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
What do you do because you can't be on the
bike then?

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Now, so we have it's called a code B. So
I'll drive my car to we and they have certain
stations set aside for us. Okay, you're going to go
to this station. You can get a car. You're gonna
go to the station, get a car. My case, they
go to Vanni's division. They grab one of their cars.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
They have extra cars.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yeah, I just we can't all show up one station
because now you're going to be depleted.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
So is it valet they pull it up for you?

Speaker 5 (25:54):
No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Here's your car, mister Jacobson.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Yeah, we just do that and then we'll handle a
lot of traffic accidents. Of course, with the rain, people
don't know how to drive in the rain, and so
there's a lot more accidents.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
And what's your patrol area?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
The entire sanfin in a valley got seven patrol divisions.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
No kidding, you know, I remember when the valley was
one division. Yeah, you know, when I was a kid,
it was just one, you know, and two one three
was the area code for the whole city.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, but Mark had a great point. When it rains,
you guys must be you know, you must have eight, nine,
ten calls waiting for you the whole time.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
It's a lot, yeah, because there's just a lot more accidents,
as you can imagine, and they pile up, and a
lot of those calls do fall into patrol, just because
we don't have enough people on a regular day right
in every traffic bearer we have, so a lot of
it falls to patrol. Of course, we have to take
care of the ones that the officers are involved with,
or if there's a fatality collision, we have to handle those.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I often hear that on the police scan or TC
not involved Is that the term they use.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Yeah, that'd be case. So you're driving down and then
you come across a wreck or you see a wreck happen,
you're gonna put yourself a show me and or TC
not involved. They're just letting them know that the officer's
not involved in the collision.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Oh, I see.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
How many collisions do they give you where it's your
fault before they tell you got a desk job?

Speaker 5 (27:17):
There's a whole point system and answer is I don't know,
but you don't want to get too many.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Has that happened?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, any one guy that would not drive a department
vehicle for the life of them, even like, hey you
want to go to lunch? Okay, sure are you driving?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Really?

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Because he got one more collision here had lost his job.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I did a ride along in central downtown, LA and
there was a woman who was the lieutenant and she
was driving me around all night and I wanted to
see some action. So I picked a Saturday night in
the summer, and a buddy of mine who's with LAPD said,
eight to ten pm on a Saturday night in the summer,

(27:57):
is you know, is the show, and so I get
down there.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
At six point thirty. She goes through the entire.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Thing of you know, what you should do in case
we get an accident, or how to unlock the shotgun
in case she gets hit, and I'm like what, I'm
just here to drive. I don't know we're joining the force.
And we get in the car at seven o'clock and
we go to ten. It was gonna be seven to ten,
not a call, And she said, in the history of LAPD,

(28:26):
it's never happened before. There was not a single call
in all of downtown on a Saturday between seven and
ten pm.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
All I saw was we'd drive by and homeless people be,
you know, throwing feces at.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I'm just the opposite job.

Speaker 9 (28:44):
I did the ride along in Hollywood LAPD, and I
chose Hollywood because I thought there'd be maybe a little
bit more going on. And I'm the opposite of Tim.
I'm like, gosh, I hope nothing happens to that. Lets
think we should go down to a plasure. I got
more in action. I feel better and I this is
just enough action for me talking to you guys.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Really, I got they were nice enough, but I don't
know if they still do this, but with the air unit.
I knew a buddy who worked at LAPD Air Unit.
He says, hey, you want to come down and fly
with us one night? Said I love to. So he says,
we got room for two. And I asked my brother
Jake if he wanted to do it. He goes, oh, man,
i'd love to drove up from San Diego and I said,
I said, we'll meet there at four o'clock. And he said, well,

(29:25):
I'm gonna go to Denny's first. And I said, buddy,
I wouldn't go to Denny's first. And he said, well,
what do you mean if they get caught in a
tight spiral, you're not You'll lose it. So he loads
up on the you know grand Slam, build your own,
you know, my man's from my hams, from my hammy,
all that crap that he ate, you know, a stack

(29:46):
of pancakes. It looked like the Eiffel Tower, and they
fly with him. He goes first. We have too much
weight for us to both go. And he goes first.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
And he has a.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Little tiny like a ziploc bag in case he throws up.
I gave him a garbage bag, a thirty gallon bag
and he came back with it almost full. Oh my,
they got into a tight spiral over shooting and they
were in a tight spin for forty five minutes. That's
like being on a roller coaster, in the pressure part

(30:15):
of the roller coaster for forty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
He came back pale as hell.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
At least you knew to warn him, outfitted him.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Jason, very kind of you to give the three hours
of training. We'll put that up on on on our
page and auction that off. But I bet that goes
for one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
I don't think it's not that much now.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
But maybe a couple hundred bucks at least. Absolutely, Yeah,
and everything, and you said it. You know, that's a
great it's a great charity.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh, we got to take a break. Oh well, we
come back, Jay.

Speaker 9 (30:48):
Leno is going to be one with us the I
and go to Jerry sir.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, but we got to take a break. How are
we gonna Jay? How you bob good gun?

Speaker 8 (30:58):
How much that off is the need?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Why you want to buy it?

Speaker 5 (31:06):
How much do you need?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (31:09):
How much you trying to raise for the tour?

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
For the tour? How much. You're trying to raise for
the tour.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
So all the bicycluse and the motors like myself, everybody involved,
they all have to come up with twenty three one
hundred and fifty.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Dollars twenty three fifty.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I'll double it, make it five grand and we got
a deal.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Wow, Helen, Thank you so much, sir.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
No wow.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
And here's the beauty. Anything over it all goes to
the Memorial Foundation.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
No, no, no, no, no, thank you so much. Three hundred
for for me. Jay, hold on one sec. That's a
beautiful offer. Hold them on second. We put Jay on hold.
That is unbelievable. That's the power of this program.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
J J Letto J Leno just offered and and gave
you five thousand bucks to go on your trip. That
is great man, what a sweet man. Oh this is
right all right? Like, can you stay with us? I
want to talk about this for the next hour. A
sweet gentleman. Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Now you can always hear us live on KFI AM

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