A Problem Squared

A Problem Squared

Matt Parker and Bec Hill present: A Problem Squared. A podcast dedicated to solving problems of all kinds, such as, "What should I listen to right now?". A Podcast Squared. First one's free. You're welcome.

Episodes

June 22, 2025 • 46 mins

šŸŒž How far away from the Sun do we have to travel before we can look at it without damaging our eyes?

šŸ“† Is there an off by one error with anniversaries?

šŸ And AOB has been slow cooked and packed up in tupperware for safe storage


The starting point for Matt’s theory:

https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-maximum-light-intensity-that-a-human-eye-can-withstand-without-being-damagedĀ 


Astroid Mattparker:Ā 

https://ssd.jpl.nasa....

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šŸŽ¶ Why are songs easier to remember than sentences?

āš™ļø Can we come up with new names (that meet strict criteria) for leader/follower motors?

🌟 And it’s a glitzy, toothy, clackety AOB

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As discussed in the intro, here’s how to get involved with Matt’s Moon Pi Kickstarter:

https://youtu.be/nGtVej1Qx5Y

And here's the link:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/standupmaths/moon-pi-were-going-to-calculate-on-the-moon


And head to our s...

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šŸŽ²What’s the best design for non-traditional dice?


šŸ“„ What should you call paperwork that doesn’t involve paper?


šŸ™‹And it’s more a comment than a question in AOB


Head to our socials to see Matt’s excellent Angry Man In Local Newspaper photos.


If you’d like to peruse and purchase more dice variations, head here:

https://mathsgear.co.uk/collections/diceĀ 


If you have any paperlesspaperwork suggestions, join in her...

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4ļøāƒ£ What would it look like to be trapped in a 4D world?

🄰 What is the meaning of marriage?

✨Izzy Wizzy Let’s Get AOBusy


Head to our socials to see some fantastic representations of 2D meets 3D meets 4D in fiction, some magical magic, and an alphabetically perfect travel route (for 40 days in 1990).


If you’re heading to the Edinburgh Fringe, you can get tickets to see Matt here:

https://www.pleasance.co.uk/event/getting-trig...

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April 27, 2025 • 63 mins

šŸ»What’s the best way to politely tell a friend that they’ve had too much to drink?


šŸ—žļø Is there a way to prove that something existed before a certain date?


āŒAnd AOB brings us some friendly corrections…


A useful menu of alcoholic choices…

https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/Ā 


A hash of a DING!

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If you’re heading to the Edinburgh Fringe, you can see...

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April 13, 2025 • 56 mins

🧱How many megabytes are actually in a gigabyte?

šŸŒ•There have been some Moon Developments…

šŸ˜ŽAnd AOB will bring a little sunshine into your life


Here is NASA’s Press Release about navigation on the moon:

https://www.nasa.gov/directorates/somd/space-communications-navigation-program/nasa-successfully-acquires-gps-signals-on-moon/


And some further reading from Matt:Ā 

https://www.gpsworld.com/lugre-receiver-captures-gnss-s...

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March 30, 2025 • 55 mins

šŸ—ŗļø Is there an alphabetically perfect travel route?


🪵 What can be done with karate chopped wood?


šŸ¤™ And we ride the crest of the Any Other Business wave


You can find the data-basis for the alphabetically perfect travel route here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_territories_by_number_of_land_borders


Here are some of Bec’s aesthetically pleasing solutions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&am...

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šŸ“† When is the next Prime Number Day?


🤣 What is the oldest joke?


🪨 And we get to the rock bottom of Any Other Business


You can find Matt’s Divisibility Rules video here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pLz8wEQYkA


You can read more about the world’s oldest joke here:

https://www.wbur.org/endlessthread/2022/08/05/sumerian-joke-one


And you can get your Philogelols right here:

https://archive.org/details/philogelos-the-laugh-addict-the-worl...

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March 2, 2025 • 49 mins

šŸ“ƒ Is a sheet of A-45 paper big enough to wrap the earth?Ā 

āœļø Why do we still call pencil graphite lead?

šŸ‘” There’s business to attend to.Ā 

You can find Matt and Hannah’s protractor up the shard video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckcdqlo3pYc&ab_channel=Stand-upMaths

Here’s Matt’s Truncatable Prime Pencil: https://mathsgear.co.uk/products/truncatable-prime-pencil?srsltid=AfmBOorhZ6qk_IAhKnCjtjoVM3wM-GXMTaFporL13aTjdOokjGG_h...

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February 16, 2025 • 49 mins

🤫 Which synonyms are Caesar ciphers of each other?


šŸŽØ Bec and Matt attempt to help a listener decorate their home.Ā 


šŸ’¼ The tax business briefcase is wide open.Ā 


āš”ļø And battleships heats up.Ā Ā 


It’s time to go see ā€˜Bec Hill: Guess Who's Bec, Bec Again?’ at The Adelaide Fringe! https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/bec-hill-guess-who-s-bec-bec-again-bec-hill-s-bec-tell-a-friend-af2025


You can see Matt Live! https://f...

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February 2, 2025 • 52 mins


āœ… What’s the best way to leave your mark?

šŸ—“ļø Can Saturday Night Live be on Every Day?

šŸ“ And there are some big locations in AOB


Top Marks: https://neatnik.net/steganographr/#results

SNL Spreadsheet: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/i9leqlafx0orjfp6l8a6t/weekend_whatdate.xlsx?rlkey=vetpi2qg9etbb35jq0zculjt1&e=1&st=q5vl7052&dl=0

Big Map: https://maps.app.goo.gl/8kf2XcYPXWnqGqn88

See Matt Live! https://festivalof...

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šŸ”ŗ What are the most ā€œinterestingā€ years?

šŸŒ Bec goes big on Big Things

šŸŽ‰ When Party Tricks Go Wrong

šŸ”¢ And there's some numerical AOB


Here’s Max-matics’ video that Matt mentioned - Turning a 2024 Ball Pyramid in to a 2025 Ball Square for NYE 2025 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXUlKCIgV8U

Some further reading on the 2025 maths https://aperiodical.com/2025/01/numerical-coincidences-for-2025/

It’s a banger - https://www.y...

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January 6, 2025 • 2 mins

Hello you wonderful listener,

Welcome to a new year. 2025 - has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

This is a short announcement to say that there will be a very short feed break - just an episode or two, don't worry - to allow us all rest for the first two weeks of January.

Matt will tell you everything you need to know in his very organised PSA. Have a listen.

Thank you for your continuted support and understanding. We love you very...

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December 22, 2024 • 45 mins

To celebrate A Problem Squared’s 100th episode…

šŸŽ¼ What is the least popular instrument in an orchestra?Ā 

šŸŽ Matt is appalled.Ā 

šŸ”® Another unplanned, unexpected mystery segment!Ā 

šŸ’¼ And the business briefcase is (briefly) open.Ā 

A big thank you to Katie Steckles for her brilliant contributions to this episode. You can find more from her on her website: https://www.katiesteckles.co.uk/index.html, on Twitter: https://twitter.com/stec...

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December 8, 2024 • 52 mins

099 = Most Watched Films and Homonyms


āœļø What single word in the English Language has the most different meanings?Ā 

šŸ“ŗ Is the most consumed media of all time a holiday movie or song?

šŸ—ž There’s some Any Other Business!Ā 

āš”ļø Battleships continues.Ā Ā 


If you want to find out more about the Royal Flying Doctor Service, do that here:Ā  https://www.flyingdoctor.org.au/nswact/visit/broken-hill-visitor-centre/


You can see the full content...

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November 24, 2024 • 52 mins

098 = Something Blue and Diamond Birthdays Too

šŸ’™What are the most extreme examples of something old, something blue, something borrowed, something new?Ā 

Ā šŸ’ŽWhat’s up with diamond birthdays?

Ā šŸ”„A new special one-time bonus section from Matt.

Ā šŸ’¼And a look into the business briefcase.Ā 

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For the Diana Spencer Tiara, look no further: https://www.sothebys.com/en/digital-catalogues/power-image-royal-aristocratic-tiaras/the-spencer-tiar...

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November 10, 2024 • 46 mins

097 = Number of Maps & Numbered Pads


šŸ—ŗ Are there enough OS maps to cover Great Britain?


0ļøāƒ£ Why does zero come after nine on a mobile phone?Ā 


šŸ“° And, of course, some AOB!


If you want to see Bec’s friend Amy’s summary of accessibility in Thorpe Park and theme parks more generally, head on over to her instagram page: https://www.instagram.com/longcovidrockstar/


Here is a picture of The Big Tractor: https://amp.theguardian.c...

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October 29, 2024 • 47 mins

šŸŽž Why would competing studios release movies in the same year that have the same concept or plot?Ā 

šŸ”­ Why are we seeing the Aurora Borealis in the UK?Ā 

šŸ“ˆ Business of an any other nature.Ā 

If you want to have a listen to Bec on Tom Scott’s podcast ā€˜Lateral’ you can do that here, at some point soon: https://open.spotify.com/show/1TthQOE4Fx6gBPW8l48cfNĀ 

Their book can also be brought here! It’s really good: https://lateralcast.com/b...

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October 15, 2024 • 43 mins

šŸ€ Does the 13th reallyĀ fall more frequently on Friday?Ā 

šŸ’æ Ā How do you make a giant disco ball wearable?Ā Ā Ā 

šŸ© And we have some any other doughness.Ā 

If you want to find out more about the cardboard related event (called Number City!) Matt attended on Orkney Island, have a look at this link:Ā https://oisf.org/fest-event/number-city/.

Do send your problems and solutions to the website: www.aproblemsquared.com.

If you’re on PatreonĀ a...

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September 30, 2024 • 57 mins

šŸ’æ What did the first ever podcast sound like?

šŸ—³ How do you REALLY lose an election in the US?Ā 

šŸ“° Business will be closed, and opened.

Thank you to Emily for the Maths mittens! To see pictures of those, head over to APS socials.Ā 

You can see the incredible Agree to Disagree podcast pages from 1999 here: Ā 

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