August 3, 2023 • 21 mins
On today's episode Bad Larry invites Dan to the Jersey Shore for a basketball tournament also Shea in Irving's marriage seems to be getting better! F1 screwed Dylan once again and Bad Larry continues to put his foot in his mouth, enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
kitchen Table. A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy
to have a scapegoat. And now join my bad Larry,
(00:24):
Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.
Here's Dan Patrick. Hello, Dan, Hey, hey, bad Larry. Great
to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
All right, I'm just walking to the car, Dan, I'm
having a little lunch with the great Philly White.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Wait at rays of.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Course it raise where else?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay with the gangs here by the way, before we
get started.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Jay, now down the whole fucking I got.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Some tailgate moonshine, watermelon. You have never asked for anything, never,
And I brought this up yesterday to seat and I
was like, you know what, we have our tailgate moonshine
in here. And I would have thought that you would
have asked. But then you don't drink anymore. No, I'm
not a drinker, Danny, Okay, not me, not anymore. As
you're opening it up just to just to take a smell. Okay,
(01:16):
here you go, let me know what you think of.
That's watermelon. That's trouble, Danny. That's a that's a long
weekend of not remembering. Okay, are you allowed to bring
that home? No? The room would ask a lot of questions. Okay,
brought this? Do you want to leave that here? So
when you come in, if you want to have a
little taste, right, a couple of ms. Bad Larry bad
(01:39):
Larry does not drink anything other than budwise right, but
not even water? We know that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, yes, not even when my wife even yelled at me.
Your liver is going to be shot. You know when
you're eighty, you know, and whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
When you're eighty, you liver shot. Now, yeah, you're you
don't have to Larry. You don't have to wait till eighty.
I'm just saying so.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I think I might start trying to force some water down,
but I haven't yet. Oh uh damn again.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know that's troubling.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You should come down this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, I'm not coming down there.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's the five on five basketball. I'm telling you about
it forever.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Why would I want to see that? Why would I
see a bunch of guys who used to play, and
then everybody sits around and talks about their careers and
what could have been.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, no, none of the old guys play anymore. It's
all your new, young, fresh young kids. But it's a
fun weekend, your boy, know, all will be down.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I think they're coming down tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Actually I know, but it's not. That's not any fun.
Nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares. Larry to raise, Larry, Yeah, yeah,
I get to go to raise. And then what's that
one what's that one house that we went to?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
My boy, that cast will go No, no, no, no, no, no,
fucking Tommy boy.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Nobody knows who you're I'm talking about. Didn't we go
to someplace that's a you know, it's packed with people
and it's a bar, but a it's called the Something House,
the Trap House, the Parker House.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That's both Friday, Friday and Saturday night. We'll do the
Parker House again.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
That's what I was, not your guy Metcalf's never mind.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
When I go to When I go to the Parker House,
I park in Metcalfs Drive.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know that no one cares.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh my god, Dan, it's just you and I have
a little conversation.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I know, I know, but there's a lot of people
listening to this. They have no idea what we're talking about.
All right, Uh, Shay got a little taste of the moonshine.
Dylan got a little taste of the moonshine. And uh
that's the watermelon tailgate moonshine. Okay, let's get started here.
Let's recap. Dyl is still in the plus category plus
(03:45):
thirty three and a half units. You lost five units
last week. Ye, Shay won five point seven units last week.
You're creeping up your plus twenty six units. Bad. Larry
is minus three point eight units. He lost two point
one units last week.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
But go Larry.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Now, who's the one who's betting on the Mets every game?
Is that your?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh yeah, the guy who's losing money.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Now, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it on the show.
But if I think if I was actually doing this
with the book, yeah I would. I would pay the
vacant get.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Out you have to after selling me.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You ain't got a choice now, I actually I disagree, Larry.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
This is when the Mets thrive is like disastrous part
of the season and then nothing matters, and then they're
going to rip off like a twenty game win streak.
When it doesn't, you know, they'll come like a couple
of games Shy the wild Card.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, I don't know. I looked at him. I almost
bet him today on the show. I almost picked him,
and I just couldn't pull the trigger. Are they gonna
get swept by Kansas City?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It could easily happen. Corosco's on the bump today.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
It's they've gotten fucked by Kansas City before.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Larry hold On, Uh, we got Rave's got something to say.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Well, I was gonna say, Larry, I don't know if
they're going to do well. They played the Nats and
the Royals and they split those series. And those are
like the two worst teams in baseball.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Two high powered offenses.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Right, Okay, I know so well instead of doing it, and
I wanted to bet against the Yankees, but I just
took the overnight yanked. We'll get that when you get
back to me.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Dan. Okay, All right, let's see Crawford dominated Spence, you guys. Yeah,
you guys were utter domination. Yeah, you're on the right
side of that. Every aspect of the fight. He just
beat the brakes off of him. Dan. If there was
a fight in this room, yeah, who would win? You? Why?
I think you got a knife for your pocket.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
If I punched you and get fired.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I don't have a knife. You look like a knife
man to me. I have a wit that's very sharp. Well,
then I would win. If you don't have a knife,
you would win. Yeah. Absolutely. You think you could take Marvin? Yeah?
Do you think you could take Dylan without a doubt?
Dylan is Dylan's a little crazy. Yeah. I've got way
more felonies than him, so I could absolutely go.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
How many felonies do you have?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, how many have been expunged? How many haven't been exponged? Three?
Three felonies? I have one?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
What do you mean we have one that's been sponged?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh, well, there you go. I went.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I think it's a sponge.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
The over under was two and a half felonies over
you over went over over like Northern just smoked it.
Is there any any of the felonies that you'd like
to tell us about. Yeah, a couple of all batteries
and the burglary habitation, No big deal. Light work, light work,
light work this weekend work, that's all okay, yea ex
(06:33):
sponged Danny free Man. I wish people could see the
haircut because you you cut it tight to that I
gotta cut tight. Yeah. And uh so your tattoos are
they are? They are there? You got to let the
people know. Got a freak flag flying. Welcome to Hell.
You're you're in love. Everything's great at home, and everything's great.
(06:54):
I mean we had we had lean guini with clams
last night with with roasted red crumbs. Dude, that's on
a Wednesday night and I could have been there. The
roommate just said she wants to cook. So it's coming around, Dandy.
It's things are happening. What do you mean. I mean
she's hating me less, wanting to feed me more. So
(07:14):
it's really helping, you know, my.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Life, Yes, Marv, did she say feed you more?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Oh feed yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
No, we ain't that lucky. She ain't doing that.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
The arsenic dos just getting h she stopped putting.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Rat poison in the pasta so now we're good.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
So is there anything to recap? Do we need to
recap anything? I'm amazing at baseball, beton Danny amazing. Yeah,
well you got one, two, three four, you were four
and two winter Okay, you had Crawford, Oh yeah, heavy,
okay bad Larry recapping going tony y.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I just wonder you guys didn't forget about that.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, that's about all you got.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I looked at the live thing at the Greenbrier this
week and I just said, I can't. I can't bet
on the liv.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, no, no, no, no, you don't want that. Let's see. Yeah,
there's not much here to recap.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Dylan recapping, well, in typical fashion, I had a Parlay
that lost by one leg, per usual. On the fights,
I did have justin Gagee by ko over poorer plus
two twenty five.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That was nice.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Lost all the fucking Formula one bets. So someone's in trouble.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, that'd be your wife her girlfriend. Yeah, oh sorry
about that.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
That's all right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
And then you had Crawford winning as well. Four units yep. Okay.
Then now we turn our attention to bets for this week. Dylan,
I'm going to start with you, since you are the
clubhouse leader.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Alrighty Hammer and Brown's money line tonight versus jets basically
pick I'm plus one oh five okay, and even more
hammering the under thirty three and a half. I would
take if that was the total during the regular season,
I would take it too with these two.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Didn't you have to you lost a bet to Dorian
Thompson Robinson or he affected a bet that you had
to get blue hair fo yeh with Ray?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, that was when we bet it was a usc
U c l A okay. Oh yeah, and I had.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
To dye my hair blue. Actually really fucked my hair
up for like almost a whole year. I had to
shave my head.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I like DTR He's going to get some snaps tonight
for the Cleveland Browns. I'm on his bandwag. I'm a
fan Brown's Jets. The over under thirty five and a
half thirty three and a half thirty three and a half.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, what are you taking under?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Okay? Going under?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
And I will be mostly betting the under through the
whole NFL season.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, okay, what else? Anything else to bet? Uh?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
The Windom Championship, Dan, I just care There's no way
you're going justin.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Okay, here's here, hear me out.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
This was his first pro start back in like nine,
was at the Windhom Championship he needs he doesn't need
a win to get into the FEDEXCA playoffs, but he's
like eight spots back.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I just think, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Wait, what are the odds for him to win the
Windhom Championship.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Plus thirty five hundred? So now you know he's probably
north of the middle of the pack a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Is Wyndham Clark and the Windom Championship? Great question?
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I actually don't think so. But that I mean, it
seems like a missed opportunity.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Name written on right now. Ray says he's not in
the field. Wow, Wow, that's a missed, missed opportunity. Yeah, man, Shaye,
what do you have for us? Well, I got some
NCAA futures, I got some other weird shit. I got baseball.
But uh oh so you got college football future? Absolutely
right now. I love the road Runners this year to
win their conference. That would be Texas San Antonio UTSA.
(10:54):
Maybe that's right to Lane's the favorite, don't matter, Green
Wave won't shake today. By the way, does anybody remember
Tulane USC Cotton Bowl last year? I do one of
the best games of the year. They showed up, well
they did?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, Okay, all right fucked on that one. I remember that.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Okay, yes, you did anything else? Shane Conference USA Western
Kentucky plus one twenty big ten. I got Blue plus
one seventy and the PAC twelve SC plus one ninety.
I don't know how you don't take that. I don't
get it. Okay, lick and rally again, Caleb Williams, ship it, Okay,
any baseball since you're dominating in basement. I am an
(11:32):
American and a capitalist SOKC minus one eighteen against Larry's Mets.
I got Toronto Balmer over eight. It's Flarity's first start,
Minnesota laying the one twenty five, Sunny Gray's rocking and rolling,
and then I'm fading o Tawny. I got Seattle plus
one thirty. Give me the plus money, let's go. I
like that actually bad, Larry? Are you going to start
(11:54):
with tonight's game? Jets Browns?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I did I sent it in you know this morning.
I all so have the underneck and all these games
like seventeen ten.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Almost anymore score now that's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Twenty.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, so I got the under the jacket before one
more recap. I didn't hear how did that black box
or whatever his name.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Last week they both bet something the black guy, black
beast or something.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
He won as a dog.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
He won the bite.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, he was part of my parlay. He won.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Wow, Tonys, I just wanted to know how he did.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Continue.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Did you want him to lose? Larry?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You want him to get humiliated?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Lay? I just remember you guys were all big on
this guy and I never even heard of him, so
I hope he wont them.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm rooting for.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
One unit on the Phillies against Johnny Quaito. I mean
he's done. I took a Tani so one unit on
a against the Stay there, I got Otani, I got
one unit on Sure's. I think he's got to pitch
a game for his new team, So Texas against the
White Sox. And then I got over an a Yankee game.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Those four baseball bats Astros Yankees over nine. Okay, oh
my god, stop doing that? Stop stop no. I sent
it in last night.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, nobody, nobody. I was eight and a half. So
you're wait, I think it's gonna go over all right?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
The Rangers are minus tonight.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
What's the White Sox money line?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Right?
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Well, Larry, you're lucky. They're minus three to zero five now,
but you put it in early, so I'll give it
to you. But the White Sox are plus two forty five.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I want one, you know on the White Sox money line,
I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, you never say anything about that, Larry went. When
there's a benefitial line, you're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I didn't know. I didn't know what moved.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
You just said that you moved it, Larry Night, like
this dips down New Jersey, just bet on it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I said, I sent these pics in usually last night,
but I sent them in this morning. I don't know
what line you're gonna give me. So what do you do?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
What? Ray?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
You just gave me what?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Well, I gave you the better line there because the
Rangers are now minus three oh five, so you got
a better odds there.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Well, I thank you, but you keep you just keep
track of the winds lost with those lines. I don't
need to write them down.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's what Ray does on the show. He does keep trying.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
No one thought you were writing them down.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I write them down texture and then I just let
you guys tell me usually how much I'm up, but
lately I'm down.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
So you write them down on a piece of paper
and then text Ray instead of just texting Ray exactly
what the fuck you want to bet erect? Okay, picture
of it?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Send them, Send them to picture.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It's mostly chicken scratch.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Too on mare and air sauce spilled on and ship.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
There's Sally.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Put them in my car. Guys. All right, Well that's
all I got there and there's nothing else going on?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Rough? Are you hosting this? Oh? You got something going
on right now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I got Philly White waiting for me to come back
in and finish my lunch Big five on five tournament
this weekend, and.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I won't be there.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
This is my favorite weekend of the year, way better
than the Pumpkin Regatta.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, but that's when you had your wife and her
sister there with you in the same hotel rooms in
next dude, you have Larry Right.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I just got a text from my wife fifteen minutes ago.
It says, when you go to raise for lunch, have
someone install uber no driving this weekend because you know
it's just a shit show down.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Here because of the tournament. Yeah okay, right, yes, out
the Parker Houses. Yeah, there's a lot going on there.
What is it? What kind of bar is it? It's
just a big house that's got different floors and.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Everyone funnels out from like the city.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah, that's got some entertainment value attached to it. Is
there like a DJ? What's the music scene? Like?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
You?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
After party? They after party after the tournaments at bar
Anticipation in Balmore. But then the stall warts, you know,
nine or ten o'clock, leave there and head over to
the Parker House. We're gonna be Parker out Friday night,
Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Is that invitation Larry or I'm sorry that invitation?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You guys say you wouldn't, well, say you can't come
down when you're not drinking. Just don't bother y Ray Marvin.
Anytime you guys want to come down, come on.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, Larry is going to invite Marvin. That's breaking news.
Bad Larry hanging out with Marvin?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
He said, oh did that black boxer win?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, all right, relax, yeah they were both black, Larry.
It's not.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Larry.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Fortunately one of them had to lose, So you win, Larry.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Way to go.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, I'm just talking about his name. Who got what's
his nickname? What do you guys call him?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
It ain't the black boxer. I'll it's bomber.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
What was Jason Spaith?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
No, No, that was not.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
New It's mister new Luke.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
It's the black Beast and he's a UFC fighter. He's
not even a boxer.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, the black said he won.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
I was.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I was pulling for him.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
You got you didn't even know? You're not pulling for
the blacks. He's nott he was the black boxer and
that he was a boxer. Larry, have fun this weekend
and I'm sure it'll be a lot of a lot
of highlights there with all your buddies. We'll chat. Okay, guys,
all right, that's bad Larry, uh shaye And Irving podcast
(17:55):
is not back yet the hiatus still. Our first guest
is going to be you. So when I sho up. Okay,
but you have to give me a heads up that
your wife is going to cook something. She's doing good lately, Danny,
like she's really putting in some effort. I don't know
what I did differently. Might have been a haircut, but
she is. She likes the haircut. Oh yeah, absolutely really
(18:16):
yeah yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Yeah, nothing says like you know, high and tight like
the gun tattoo.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, nothing says Fairfield County like a pistol in your head.
Yeah yeah, our friends love it. Let me tell you,
I can't imagine if you like going into Greenwich or something.
Oh yeah, you're walking your daughters and you're Greenwich and
you got a forty five on the side of your head,
my favorite pistol.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Get three amberlorts on your phone.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And you are the Amber. It's like, I am the danger.
It's like it's like a minority report Amber Alert. Yeah,
like it's going to happen the Ambert. I am the
Amber Alert, all right, our pleasure to pleasure to serve you.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
It's like Johnny Drama. I am the fucking game pen.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I am the fucking Ambrolord.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Uh, thank you for listening to Dan Patrick takes a
gamble as I have in more than just this show
but in life with these guys. But uh, you know,
we're in it to win it and when we will
and when we will? All right? If we survived the
off season and had some of our best shows the
(19:27):
off season, yes, Ray.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
So a question for you guys. We always clear the
bet slip, yes, so do we want to do that
after this week? NFL starts technically tonight, so we could
clear that, have NFL preseason and then for the rest of.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
No, because there's other things to bet on. I think
once we get to the regular season, when that starts,
if you want to bring in other things, but the NFL,
we we wipe it clean.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I have it. I have an idea.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Like keep the like the total tally going and like
obviously lump in NFL and stuff like that, but then
also have a separate like NFL season.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Football season, not just football season college football.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Yeah, but so like have like the running tallied to
like you know, just to see overtime.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Agreed, how bad. But if you were minus thirty three
and a half, would you be saying that.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I'm going to plead the fifth on that one.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I'm gonna No, I would fifth, I would this is
only number two. Yeah no, but you know, like he
like just for you know, Shed's sake, and then have
the the real battle on its own, but also rolled
into everything else.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I don't know what I mean, Dan, I I don't words. No,
it doesn't matter. We got time.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
You act like I'm not going to lose thirty three
and a half units before the regular season game.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
No, because you won't bet that many. Yeah, that's why
you won't lose that Let's take uh, let's take a
time out till next week at this time, and thank you,
thank you for joining us for Shan Irving Bad, Larry Dylan,
the graphics guy, Marvin and Picture Deray. I'm Dan Patrick.
We'll talk to you next week.
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takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
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(00:24):
Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.
Here's Dan Patrick. Hello, Dan, Hey, hey, bad Larry. Great
to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
All right, I'm just walking to the car, Dan, I'm
having a little lunch with the great Philly White.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Wait at rays of.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Course it raise where else?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay with the gangs here by the way, before we
get started.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Jay, now down the whole fucking I got.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Some tailgate moonshine, watermelon. You have never asked for anything, never,
And I brought this up yesterday to seat and I
was like, you know what, we have our tailgate moonshine
in here. And I would have thought that you would
have asked. But then you don't drink anymore. No, I'm
not a drinker, Danny, Okay, not me, not anymore. As
you're opening it up just to just to take a smell. Okay,
(01:16):
here you go, let me know what you think of.
That's watermelon. That's trouble, Danny. That's a that's a long
weekend of not remembering. Okay, are you allowed to bring
that home? No? The room would ask a lot of questions. Okay,
brought this? Do you want to leave that here? So
when you come in, if you want to have a
little taste, right, a couple of ms. Bad Larry bad
(01:39):
Larry does not drink anything other than budwise right, but
not even water? We know that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, yes, not even when my wife even yelled at me.
Your liver is going to be shot. You know when
you're eighty, you know, and whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
When you're eighty, you liver shot. Now, yeah, you're you
don't have to Larry. You don't have to wait till eighty.
I'm just saying so.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I think I might start trying to force some water down,
but I haven't yet. Oh uh damn again.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know that's troubling.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You should come down this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, I'm not coming down there.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's the five on five basketball. I'm telling you about
it forever.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Why would I want to see that? Why would I
see a bunch of guys who used to play, and
then everybody sits around and talks about their careers and
what could have been.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, no, none of the old guys play anymore. It's
all your new, young, fresh young kids. But it's a
fun weekend, your boy, know, all will be down.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I think they're coming down tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Actually I know, but it's not. That's not any fun.
Nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares. Larry to raise, Larry, Yeah, yeah,
I get to go to raise. And then what's that
one what's that one house that we went to?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
My boy, that cast will go No, no, no, no, no, no,
fucking Tommy boy.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Nobody knows who you're I'm talking about. Didn't we go
to someplace that's a you know, it's packed with people
and it's a bar, but a it's called the Something House,
the Trap House, the Parker House.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That's both Friday, Friday and Saturday night. We'll do the
Parker House again.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
That's what I was, not your guy Metcalf's never mind.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
When I go to When I go to the Parker House,
I park in Metcalfs Drive.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know that no one cares.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh my god, Dan, it's just you and I have
a little conversation.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I know, I know, but there's a lot of people
listening to this. They have no idea what we're talking about.
All right, Uh, Shay got a little taste of the moonshine.
Dylan got a little taste of the moonshine. And uh
that's the watermelon tailgate moonshine. Okay, let's get started here.
Let's recap. Dyl is still in the plus category plus
(03:45):
thirty three and a half units. You lost five units
last week. Ye, Shay won five point seven units last week.
You're creeping up your plus twenty six units. Bad. Larry
is minus three point eight units. He lost two point
one units last week.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
But go Larry.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Now, who's the one who's betting on the Mets every game?
Is that your?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh yeah, the guy who's losing money.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Now, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it on the show.
But if I think if I was actually doing this
with the book, yeah I would. I would pay the
vacant get.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Out you have to after selling me.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You ain't got a choice now, I actually I disagree, Larry.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
This is when the Mets thrive is like disastrous part
of the season and then nothing matters, and then they're
going to rip off like a twenty game win streak.
When it doesn't, you know, they'll come like a couple
of games Shy the wild Card.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, I don't know. I looked at him. I almost
bet him today on the show. I almost picked him,
and I just couldn't pull the trigger. Are they gonna
get swept by Kansas City?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It could easily happen. Corosco's on the bump today.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
It's they've gotten fucked by Kansas City before.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Larry hold On, Uh, we got Rave's got something to say.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Well, I was gonna say, Larry, I don't know if
they're going to do well. They played the Nats and
the Royals and they split those series. And those are
like the two worst teams in baseball.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Two high powered offenses.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Right, Okay, I know so well instead of doing it, and
I wanted to bet against the Yankees, but I just
took the overnight yanked. We'll get that when you get
back to me.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Dan. Okay, All right, let's see Crawford dominated Spence, you guys. Yeah,
you guys were utter domination. Yeah, you're on the right
side of that. Every aspect of the fight. He just
beat the brakes off of him. Dan. If there was
a fight in this room, yeah, who would win? You? Why?
I think you got a knife for your pocket.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
If I punched you and get fired.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I don't have a knife. You look like a knife
man to me. I have a wit that's very sharp. Well,
then I would win. If you don't have a knife,
you would win. Yeah. Absolutely. You think you could take Marvin? Yeah?
Do you think you could take Dylan without a doubt?
Dylan is Dylan's a little crazy. Yeah. I've got way
more felonies than him, so I could absolutely go.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
How many felonies do you have?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, how many have been expunged? How many haven't been exponged? Three?
Three felonies? I have one?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
What do you mean we have one that's been sponged?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh, well, there you go. I went.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I think it's a sponge.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
The over under was two and a half felonies over
you over went over over like Northern just smoked it.
Is there any any of the felonies that you'd like
to tell us about. Yeah, a couple of all batteries
and the burglary habitation, No big deal. Light work, light work,
light work this weekend work, that's all okay, yea ex
(06:33):
sponged Danny free Man. I wish people could see the
haircut because you you cut it tight to that I
gotta cut tight. Yeah. And uh so your tattoos are
they are? They are there? You got to let the
people know. Got a freak flag flying. Welcome to Hell.
You're you're in love. Everything's great at home, and everything's great.
(06:54):
I mean we had we had lean guini with clams
last night with with roasted red crumbs. Dude, that's on
a Wednesday night and I could have been there. The
roommate just said she wants to cook. So it's coming around, Dandy.
It's things are happening. What do you mean. I mean
she's hating me less, wanting to feed me more. So
(07:14):
it's really helping, you know, my.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Life, Yes, Marv, did she say feed you more?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Oh feed yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
No, we ain't that lucky. She ain't doing that.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
The arsenic dos just getting h she stopped putting.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Rat poison in the pasta so now we're good.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
So is there anything to recap? Do we need to
recap anything? I'm amazing at baseball, beton Danny amazing. Yeah,
well you got one, two, three four, you were four
and two winter Okay, you had Crawford, Oh yeah, heavy,
okay bad Larry recapping going tony y.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I just wonder you guys didn't forget about that.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, that's about all you got.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I looked at the live thing at the Greenbrier this
week and I just said, I can't. I can't bet
on the liv.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, no, no, no, no, you don't want that. Let's see. Yeah,
there's not much here to recap.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Dylan recapping, well, in typical fashion, I had a Parlay
that lost by one leg, per usual. On the fights,
I did have justin Gagee by ko over poorer plus
two twenty five.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That was nice.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Lost all the fucking Formula one bets. So someone's in trouble.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, that'd be your wife her girlfriend. Yeah, oh sorry
about that.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
That's all right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
And then you had Crawford winning as well. Four units yep. Okay.
Then now we turn our attention to bets for this week. Dylan,
I'm going to start with you, since you are the
clubhouse leader.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Alrighty Hammer and Brown's money line tonight versus jets basically
pick I'm plus one oh five okay, and even more
hammering the under thirty three and a half. I would
take if that was the total during the regular season,
I would take it too with these two.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Didn't you have to you lost a bet to Dorian
Thompson Robinson or he affected a bet that you had
to get blue hair fo yeh with Ray?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, that was when we bet it was a usc
U c l A okay. Oh yeah, and I had.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
To dye my hair blue. Actually really fucked my hair
up for like almost a whole year. I had to
shave my head.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I like DTR He's going to get some snaps tonight
for the Cleveland Browns. I'm on his bandwag. I'm a
fan Brown's Jets. The over under thirty five and a
half thirty three and a half thirty three and a half.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, what are you taking under?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Okay? Going under?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
And I will be mostly betting the under through the
whole NFL season.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, okay, what else? Anything else to bet? Uh?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
The Windom Championship, Dan, I just care There's no way
you're going justin.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Okay, here's here, hear me out.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
This was his first pro start back in like nine,
was at the Windhom Championship he needs he doesn't need
a win to get into the FEDEXCA playoffs, but he's
like eight spots back.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I just think, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Wait, what are the odds for him to win the
Windhom Championship.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Plus thirty five hundred? So now you know he's probably
north of the middle of the pack a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Is Wyndham Clark and the Windom Championship? Great question?
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I actually don't think so. But that I mean, it
seems like a missed opportunity.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Name written on right now. Ray says he's not in
the field. Wow, Wow, that's a missed, missed opportunity. Yeah, man, Shaye,
what do you have for us? Well, I got some
NCAA futures, I got some other weird shit. I got baseball.
But uh oh so you got college football future? Absolutely
right now. I love the road Runners this year to
win their conference. That would be Texas San Antonio UTSA.
(10:54):
Maybe that's right to Lane's the favorite, don't matter, Green
Wave won't shake today. By the way, does anybody remember
Tulane USC Cotton Bowl last year? I do one of
the best games of the year. They showed up, well
they did?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, Okay, all right fucked on that one. I remember that.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Okay, yes, you did anything else? Shane Conference USA Western
Kentucky plus one twenty big ten. I got Blue plus
one seventy and the PAC twelve SC plus one ninety.
I don't know how you don't take that. I don't
get it. Okay, lick and rally again, Caleb Williams, ship it, Okay,
any baseball since you're dominating in basement. I am an
(11:32):
American and a capitalist SOKC minus one eighteen against Larry's Mets.
I got Toronto Balmer over eight. It's Flarity's first start,
Minnesota laying the one twenty five, Sunny Gray's rocking and rolling,
and then I'm fading o Tawny. I got Seattle plus
one thirty. Give me the plus money, let's go. I
like that actually bad, Larry? Are you going to start
(11:54):
with tonight's game? Jets Browns?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I did I sent it in you know this morning.
I all so have the underneck and all these games
like seventeen ten.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Almost anymore score now that's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Twenty.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, so I got the under the jacket before one
more recap. I didn't hear how did that black box
or whatever his name.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Last week they both bet something the black guy, black
beast or something.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
He won as a dog.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
He won the bite.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, he was part of my parlay. He won.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Wow, Tonys, I just wanted to know how he did.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Continue.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Did you want him to lose? Larry?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You want him to get humiliated?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Lay? I just remember you guys were all big on
this guy and I never even heard of him, so
I hope he wont them.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm rooting for.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
One unit on the Phillies against Johnny Quaito. I mean
he's done. I took a Tani so one unit on
a against the Stay there, I got Otani, I got
one unit on Sure's. I think he's got to pitch
a game for his new team, So Texas against the
White Sox. And then I got over an a Yankee game.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Those four baseball bats Astros Yankees over nine. Okay, oh
my god, stop doing that? Stop stop no. I sent
it in last night.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, nobody, nobody. I was eight and a half. So
you're wait, I think it's gonna go over all right?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
The Rangers are minus tonight.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
What's the White Sox money line?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Right?
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Well, Larry, you're lucky. They're minus three to zero five now,
but you put it in early, so I'll give it
to you. But the White Sox are plus two forty five.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I want one, you know on the White Sox money line,
I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, you never say anything about that, Larry went. When
there's a benefitial line, you're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I didn't know. I didn't know what moved.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
You just said that you moved it, Larry Night, like
this dips down New Jersey, just bet on it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I said, I sent these pics in usually last night,
but I sent them in this morning. I don't know
what line you're gonna give me. So what do you do?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
What? Ray?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
You just gave me what?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Well, I gave you the better line there because the
Rangers are now minus three oh five, so you got
a better odds there.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Well, I thank you, but you keep you just keep
track of the winds lost with those lines. I don't
need to write them down.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's what Ray does on the show. He does keep trying.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
No one thought you were writing them down.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I write them down texture and then I just let
you guys tell me usually how much I'm up, but
lately I'm down.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
So you write them down on a piece of paper
and then text Ray instead of just texting Ray exactly
what the fuck you want to bet erect? Okay, picture
of it?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Send them, Send them to picture.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It's mostly chicken scratch.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Too on mare and air sauce spilled on and ship.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
There's Sally.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Put them in my car. Guys. All right, Well that's
all I got there and there's nothing else going on?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Rough? Are you hosting this? Oh? You got something going
on right now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I got Philly White waiting for me to come back
in and finish my lunch Big five on five tournament
this weekend, and.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I won't be there.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
This is my favorite weekend of the year, way better
than the Pumpkin Regatta.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, but that's when you had your wife and her
sister there with you in the same hotel rooms in
next dude, you have Larry Right.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I just got a text from my wife fifteen minutes ago.
It says, when you go to raise for lunch, have
someone install uber no driving this weekend because you know
it's just a shit show down.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Here because of the tournament. Yeah okay, right, yes, out
the Parker Houses. Yeah, there's a lot going on there.
What is it? What kind of bar is it? It's
just a big house that's got different floors and.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Everyone funnels out from like the city.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah, that's got some entertainment value attached to it. Is
there like a DJ? What's the music scene? Like?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
You?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
After party? They after party after the tournaments at bar
Anticipation in Balmore. But then the stall warts, you know,
nine or ten o'clock, leave there and head over to
the Parker House. We're gonna be Parker out Friday night,
Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Is that invitation Larry or I'm sorry that invitation?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You guys say you wouldn't, well, say you can't come
down when you're not drinking. Just don't bother y Ray Marvin.
Anytime you guys want to come down, come on.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, Larry is going to invite Marvin. That's breaking news.
Bad Larry hanging out with Marvin?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
He said, oh did that black boxer win?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, all right, relax, yeah they were both black, Larry.
It's not.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Larry.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Fortunately one of them had to lose, So you win, Larry.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Way to go.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, I'm just talking about his name. Who got what's
his nickname? What do you guys call him?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
It ain't the black boxer. I'll it's bomber.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
What was Jason Spaith?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
No, No, that was not.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
New It's mister new Luke.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
It's the black Beast and he's a UFC fighter. He's
not even a boxer.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, the black said he won.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
I was.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I was pulling for him.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
You got you didn't even know? You're not pulling for
the blacks. He's nott he was the black boxer and
that he was a boxer. Larry, have fun this weekend
and I'm sure it'll be a lot of a lot
of highlights there with all your buddies. We'll chat. Okay, guys,
all right, that's bad Larry, uh shaye And Irving podcast
(17:55):
is not back yet the hiatus still. Our first guest
is going to be you. So when I sho up. Okay,
but you have to give me a heads up that
your wife is going to cook something. She's doing good lately, Danny,
like she's really putting in some effort. I don't know
what I did differently. Might have been a haircut, but
she is. She likes the haircut. Oh yeah, absolutely really
(18:16):
yeah yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Yeah, nothing says like you know, high and tight like
the gun tattoo.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, nothing says Fairfield County like a pistol in your head.
Yeah yeah, our friends love it. Let me tell you,
I can't imagine if you like going into Greenwich or something.
Oh yeah, you're walking your daughters and you're Greenwich and
you got a forty five on the side of your head,
my favorite pistol.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Get three amberlorts on your phone.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And you are the Amber. It's like, I am the danger.
It's like it's like a minority report Amber Alert. Yeah,
like it's going to happen the Ambert. I am the
Amber Alert, all right, our pleasure to pleasure to serve you.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
It's like Johnny Drama. I am the fucking game pen.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I am the fucking Ambrolord.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Uh, thank you for listening to Dan Patrick takes a
gamble as I have in more than just this show
but in life with these guys. But uh, you know,
we're in it to win it and when we will
and when we will? All right? If we survived the
off season and had some of our best shows the
(19:27):
off season, yes, Ray.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
So a question for you guys. We always clear the
bet slip, yes, so do we want to do that
after this week? NFL starts technically tonight, so we could
clear that, have NFL preseason and then for the rest of.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
No, because there's other things to bet on. I think
once we get to the regular season, when that starts,
if you want to bring in other things, but the NFL,
we we wipe it clean.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I have it. I have an idea.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Like keep the like the total tally going and like
obviously lump in NFL and stuff like that, but then
also have a separate like NFL season.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Football season, not just football season college football.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Yeah, but so like have like the running tallied to
like you know, just to see overtime.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Agreed, how bad. But if you were minus thirty three
and a half, would you be saying that.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I'm going to plead the fifth on that one.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I'm gonna No, I would fifth, I would this is
only number two. Yeah no, but you know, like he
like just for you know, Shed's sake, and then have
the the real battle on its own, but also rolled
into everything else.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I don't know what I mean, Dan, I I don't words. No,
it doesn't matter. We got time.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
You act like I'm not going to lose thirty three
and a half units before the regular season game.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
No, because you won't bet that many. Yeah, that's why
you won't lose that Let's take uh, let's take a
time out till next week at this time, and thank you,
thank you for joining us for Shan Irving Bad, Larry Dylan,
the graphics guy, Marvin and Picture Deray. I'm Dan Patrick.
We'll talk to you next week.
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