August 31, 2023 • 22 mins
Football is back!!! Dan and the guys go over their picks for week 1 of the college football season plus we talk about how Dylan would do if he went to Bad Larry's for Thanksgiving and much more. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling one bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now join my
bad Larring, Shayne Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Alrighty, gang's all here ready
to go. After last week's podcast, which wow, I don't
know what that was last week, but I had to
(00:41):
explain that to some people who said, what were you
guys talking about with Arizona State's campus and some other things?
I said, Well, I wasn't saying it, Shay was saying it.
So I put the blame on you. You should. It was
definitely my fault. Yeah, beautiful campus that it is very
very nice. Okay, bad Larry. How are you all right?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Dan? How are you welcome back?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Thank you and welcome back.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Thanks Larry.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Where are you right now? Larre?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I am in my car outside rays.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, And then you're gonna go in and have lunch
as you normally do.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Correct I've had a couple of cokes already, but I
haven't even usually ordered lunch. But I didn't even order
it yet.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So what's the lunch order back there?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Lately, I've been doing I don't like cheese, but I
do like mazarella cheese. I've been doing slice, steak and
mazrella cheese on a hard roll. They were the last
two days.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
By the way, you're getting a steak and cheese with mozzarella.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
That's a psychic.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's the only cheese I like. I love pizza. I
don't put cheese on anything else when I just tried
it two days ago and not bad.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So you're telling me at the Pumpkin Regatta, y'all, don't
have a cheese plate coming for as an oar door.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Don't you, Larry?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's fetuses.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Bad, Larry. Don't you do like chark couterie.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Whatever that word was.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't chark cooterie.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Haven't you ever ordered that? When you've gone into a.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Restaurant, No there, you're in the Jersey Shore, you probably
hear char cooterie fucking ten times a day.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That's a.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Char cooterie. I dated her and dated her in high school, Okay,
we are wiping the slate clean. This is it. It's over. Okay, Dylan,
congratulations winning the off season, and that's usually benefits teams.
When you win the off season, then sometimes that translates
into great news or.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You can just absolutely take a nose down.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You could be like the Mets.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah they won the beat The Rangers can beat the Rangers.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I haven't watched the Mets game in about two months,
and it's honestly, it's the way to be.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Seattle has caught your Rangers, Danny.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I've had the worst month ever besides the times that
I was in rehab. This is really bad for me.
The Rangers collapsing like this is really hard for me
to figure out.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, well, we move on with a clean slate. Dylan
was the overwhelming winner plus thirty two. He had ten
more units than you did. So bad, Larry, Bad. Larry
was forty two units behind Dylan.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, I know, but I can't be held response for
not knowing who Taylor Swift's next boyfriend is. This is
based on football, guys.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well, no it's not. It's we didn't actually place bets
on that. We were just discussing the hypothetical.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Fucking Mets, you idiot. Yeah the Mets. Yeah, you made a.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Stupid you bet the Mets the rest of the year,
and they dumped two of their fucking pictures.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You fucking moron.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, Uh is there anything? Let's recap Notre Dame Navy
two units for Dylan the over You missed that. You
gave away the twenty one. They could have won that
game sixty to nothing. Yeah, Navy Notre Dame first quarter
over ten and a half.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I was worried about that one.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
San Jose State. You won that one, getting plus thirty
and a half. San Diego State minus two and a half.
Versus Ohio, you did well. Yeah, Max Verse stopping had
the fastest lap man.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
On the other tail.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's okay. You did pretty well, did pretty well. Shay
had the Navy Notre Dame over under.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, you got that. I got hurt, Danny, I got hurt.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
This well you you told me sold me on New
Mexico S Day.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I feel so bad about that. God, I Diego Pavilla
is dead to me.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I am telling people when they're going, Hey, any any
teams you like this week? And I go man. I
like New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
State the other really the worst part really all the
fucking research I did on that. Yeah, we'll dipid team.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
This is like, this is perfect for me because this
kind of proves my point. It's like Jay had the
most concise thought out ration now behind a bet I
think ever done on this podcast. And of course everyone
who heard that should have bell should have gone off
and been like, fucking fade.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You didn't do it well on baseball either. Oh I
got cue, Yeah, you got roughed up bad, Larry, have
four units on a three team ten point teaser and
you ended up winning that? Right? Oh no, you have
to add one more? Is that right? Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Here we go, well, say trunk Saturday night. I filled
it in with usc. I moved the line from thirty
one to twenty one and moved the line.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
He moved the line, y'all the ten points?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, oh, I thought you mean yours. I thought you
met it sharp you are.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Larry came in with a twenty dollars bet and vagausly moved.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh my gosh, shifted, Here comes Larry shifted.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Y'all, Okay, I sent I sent you the bet.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
By the way, did you win so you won your bet.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I well, I was bombed. I fell asleep when I
bet it, and I woke up to the wind. But
I don't want Tom on the show. I'm I'm not
filling with Penn State.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, okay, so let me bring in Picture Day Ray,
the producer of this God Forsake and show. Uh so
what what are we doing with bad Larry?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
So with Larry, he didn't put that third leg in
and he said USC but he never emailed me or
texted me it. So we're gonna make him pick another one.
And he's got another one on on on hold.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You have Penn State in West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Are you talking to me? Then?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, yeah, it's your bet. Do you have Penn?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But I want Dylan to go first. This is the
last time Dylan gets to go first.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, now we're now we're getting around to just betting football,
and Bad Larry knows knows football. Uh yeah, all right,
So Dylan, I'll let you start.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Alrighty Dan, the big dog parlay is no thirty points
or more favored. So I'm going Michigan minus thirty six
against ECU Texas minus thirty five against Rice, which actually
this is gonna be the one that focks me. And
then Auburn minus thirty five against U Massy plus five
ninety five.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, you might lose both of those last two.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, those are I kind of like Auburn though, actually.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
And do you have anything with Colorado?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, the same game Parlay then TC minus nineteen and
a half, Rauto under twenty one and a half in
the total under sixty.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Four and a half.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, and that's plus three hundred yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
What else?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Florida State plus two and a half against LSU. I
believe Ray and Chay are both gung ho about LSU,
which only bolsters my argument.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
All Right, we're all right.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Anything on the games tonight.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yes, Florida straight up against Utah.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay, Cam Rising probably not playing for the Utes.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
He's out. Florida shocked the world and upset Utah first
game last season, to do it again even though they're
playing it in Utah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
All right, what else do you have?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Miami the U minus seventeen against Miami Ohio. Miami Ohio's quarterback,
I believe, came out and said that they were the
real Miami idiot. So well, I think they are Miami Ohio. Yeah, Danny,
weren't they weren't they Miami before Miami?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But the city about a cultural impact here, Danny, which
one matters more? Miami of Ohio? Which bunch of nerds
go to or they you where they get paid to play?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Since two thousand and four, how many times do you
think Miami has had a double digit I don't think
that matters. A better question is what is it over
under on the number of students that went to rehab
from their time at Miami Ohio versus the U.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Probably pretty close.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Actually, your nuts the you by a mile.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I've been. I've been to Miami Ohio. It might be
for different things, but they're still going to right.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah ssri fucking weirdo.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Since two thousand and four, Miami has had one double
digit win season. What else do you have, Dylan, Well.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
It's time for a second one. Dan Utah State, IOWA
under forty three, Iowa unders are back forty three? Was
would have been like eighty for any team.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, here we go, death taxes and Iowa under.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Especially when half the team is betting on the Underwell,
we don't, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Okay, allegedly allegedly anything else.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
San Jose State money line versus Oregon State plus five
seventy five. Dju sucks and I stand by that.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'll go up.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
But he sucked on a great Clemson team.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I just know Oregon State was really good last year.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
They covered the spread like every game.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, is that it?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
And Clemson minus thirteen against Duke honestly, Kius fucked.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Okay, that's your logic.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
And I have a couple of f one Pickstan. They
came to me late straight from the horse's mouth, five
units on max for Stapping to win. I don't even
know what the line is, but okay, I think he
has one more to break the record. I think so
for wins in a season. Yeah, I'm gonna bet on
a safety car, which I still think is just if
(10:24):
there's a crash, and then Lando Norris podium finish and
Charles Leclaire podium finish.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Clear is it?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
And yep?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, Shay, come on down.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Hey Danny, uh I got the Gophers lane seven against
the fighting rules, the little Matt rule I got. I
gotta say, I really like this bet, but it makes
me feel stupid because of what New Mexico State did
in me South Bama two lane under fifty five. I
love it. South Bama runs a ball like the son
of a bitch. But any more in depth analysis I
have just means going to fucking lose.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
So wait, go on, no, you gotta limit your analysis.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I would love the over on that, actually, right, yeah,
thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh you're gonna fade.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I'm fading.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I want to fade Corvallis. I want Corvallis money, not
money line. What's the fucking spread in Corvallis.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Oregon state minus sixteen and a half?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Sixteen and a half?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
They got juiced up, didn't it? They got steamed? Mother fucker.
I'll hit it right now for a unit. I hit unit.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Are you doing what else? I got the state of
New Jersey laying the seven against Rutgers against the.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You know, yeah, the Hazers, the hazers in the Western
Elephant Walkers.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh wow god. And then I got the tar Heels
laying the two against South Cakilaki uh. And I got
Yukon plus fourteen and a half against fucking stores that's doing.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
That might be the smallest you kin spread in like
ten years.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
It might be.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I was just surprised to find out that Connecticut has
six players in the NFL right now.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
No ship right now?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Really six active players?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah I believe so. Yeah, yeah, Marvin. Ten years ago,
I would have been with you the Orlowski era. They
had some guys, but Orlowsky that fucking guy.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
That fucking guy.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I think that some of a bitch all the time,
all the time.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Well, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Nothing? I was just like, hey, Dan, what the fuck
are you doing?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I think you guys live in the same neck of
the woods, right we do?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah? I see him at the beach, or see him
at the goddamn supermarket. I see him all the time.
Oh does that dude work like he's everywhere?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
He works a lot. But does he know.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Who you are? Oh? Fuck no?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh? So you just walk up and just say hey Dan, Hey, Danny,
got to see you that. He's a tall guy.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
He's tall, a ship tall. He's also skinny, like.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
He would be small.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You could beat on TV. I could beat his ass easy,
Danny in front of his kids.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
At the supermarket.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
All right, bad, Larry, are you still with us?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay, this is when Larry starts to dominate.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Okay, Well, the first, The first one on my seat
is NC State laying the fourteen against Yukon. So I'm
staying with that.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Okay, fourteen and a half.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Whatever you guys give me.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's no, you just keep trying.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
It's fourteen and a half the big half point, Larry.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Okay, it is a big half point. NC State Utah
minus the four and a half against Florida over fifty
two in the e CU Michigan game.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It's fifty one and a half, thank you.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oklahoma minus thirty five against Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
State thirty six.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Do you make it seem like we're making these lines up, Larry?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
No, No, I'm just looking at I.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Well, you you gave me no, you gave me no,
you gave me the half assed okay, like I'm somehow.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Inflating Votec minus the sixteen against Odu.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I thought you loved oh Du.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I hate od you. You remember that I.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Thought you loved me too?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Am I crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Honestly I might. I'm gonna jump on.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Right, did bad Larry love old Dominion last year?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Larry? You bet old Dominion like every week last year
against old Dominion? Nor to make me look bad.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Girl basketball players? We had the conversation. There were two
girl basketball players out of ODU. That's what they're known for.
They're not a football squad. Moving on, Vack minus is six.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Wait, I decide when we move on.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle of my picks.
South Carolina plus the two and a half against North Ka.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Where's it plus two and a half? Show me?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, it is South Carolina getting two and a half
against North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, so that's Drake may correct, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Alabama minus to thirty seven against Middle Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Thirty nine and a half.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Whoops, Okay, that's that's a meaningless half point.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'll say that right now and a half.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's Larry. It's thirty nine and a half, not thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I said thirty nine, right, thirty nine and a half?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, continue, okay.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Tennessee minus twenty eight against Virginia.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Do you know who Tennessee's quarterback is?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah? Like the it's really good.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
You're damn right, Larry.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He's got a cannon though he played at Michigan.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
That's ready transfer, that's right, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
His name is Joe Joe Milton, Jill Milton just to
let you.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Know he actually fucked me a lot of Michigan.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh okay, interesting there, Okay, what else did he call
you in the morning?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Then I agree? Then I agree with Shay on Rutgers
against Northwestern.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Aaron, there, Mass, you're giving seven.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And I know I had it six and a half.
I heard you already give it to say it. Okay,
So I'm accepting that.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
All right, what else do you have?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
And then my last thing is I'm filling that three
team teas in what kind of state?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Now? Was your daughter at the Notre Dame Navy game?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
She was, and you were trying to Were you trying
to set her up with Dylan or no?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
No, no, no, no, no, no, she was with her boyfriend.
I just figured Dylan.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
With like that matters Larry Ladies man like Dylan.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
She's lucky.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Here's in the five hundreds.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I think Dylan wol went against get away from the
old group he was with and go have some fun
with some young people.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Oh all right, that's your daughter we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I texted Dylan. I said, she's fun, go have a
beer with her.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
No, we actually texted back and forth in the night.
We were kind of stuck in our zone and then uh, honestly.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I just forgot Dylan ghosted her.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, I just want to I'm playing hard to get Larry.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Okay, can you imagine Dylan, here's this one at Larry's thanksgivingth.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
No, no, no, you would do well. Yeah, you would
have fun.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I think.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I mean, it's really simplistic lifestyle with Larry in his way.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
It's like going to like an Amish Thanksgiving gun it
it'd be no, it wouldn't be crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It would be fun. You know Larry's fun I've made.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I've made two trips to Milford so far. You've never
been down to the Jersey Shore. The Parker Houses rock
and we're keeping open through October. All right, Well, all
the good d all the bendies. You're welcome anytime, Shay,
anytime you want. You know, that's no Shay, you have
to be drinking.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
No chance I'm going down there. Okay, Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I'm just fine. Say we'll go from here to AC
and I think that's about its about it.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Doing drugs, right, we'll get off exit ninety eight. We're
bad one.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Just as what if there's no no one there to
ask then how the hell am I supposed to get that?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
First time I meet Bad Larry? He goes, Hey, I said,
where do you live? He goes get off exit ninety eight.
You just asked where Bad Larry lives?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Come on and he said, that's the first to say
where bad lilas.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, that's what he said to me.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Sounds like the village, like the light Shyamalan movie. Where's
Bad Larry right down there?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
That's a that's an obscure that I don't know how Yeah,
that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Love the movie. Love the movie.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, all right, anything else that Shaye and Irving. The
podcast is back.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's back, Danny. It's getting weird.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wife, I mean, your roommate been on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
No, god, no, there has been times where she's been
in the background yelling at me. And that's about it. Though. No,
I would never let her on the podcast. Really, yeah,
talk about it. Talk about a buzzkilld Danny. I think
it'd be pretty good that she would want to get
really honest with the audience.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
What if I hosted, Oh my god, if I hosted
Shane and Irving couples there, I said, your wife has
to come on.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
After she cooks it after.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, I don't want her to cook after the milk.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah, put it through the metal detector.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You know. She would probably jump all over that just
to shit. Can me all over the internet?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Really?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, Danny. I mean we're doing We're better.
She just really doesn't have a lot of patience with
me anymore. Twenty years ago she had a lot more,
but now she's run out. So my philosophy is, you
fall in love, but you have to like each other
to stay married. Correct, you fell in love. Yeah, but
(19:33):
you guys might not.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Like each other.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
No, we do. We like each other a lot. She's
just crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Wether are you?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I'm normal, Danny, I'm a normal.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Are you normal compared to her?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
No? I mean no, she's like an actual human. I'm
a bit wonky when it comes to logic and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Okay, when I go over to the house, Yeah, am
I gonna go oh my god.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
At any point? Yes, in regards to your wife, Yeah,
she'll probably correct me a few times sternly. And you
might say, oh my god, because I don't put up
a fight because it ain't worth it. She just wins
every single argument ever, And I just like you know,
you know how it is, Danny. You marry that long,
you just say whatever the hell you got to say
to make it through the fucking night.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Yes, sweetheart, Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I'm so sorry. What was I thinking? And that's it? Yeah? Yeah,
what's for dinner?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Bad? Larry could give marriage philosophy. You've been married a
long time, forty years, Dan, Larry.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Who cooks in your house? Larry?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh, my wife's a great cook.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, there we go, Yeah, happiness right there?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
If I was I was left in my own advice,
I'd have to eat two meals that raise every day.
I can't cook.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
That's shocking, shocking.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, we're all so fucking surprised.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Larry, Larry, you can do one thing. Drink Budweiser.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
That is it. No, No, you have a negative ten
you God damn r You know you haven't done well.
You've been awful, Larry.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I don't follow the UFC fights. I don't know who's
going to get the submission in the second round. We're
in football season, Larry, Larry.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What about all the other things you did bet on?
You don't have to bet on UFC. You don't have
to bet on Taylor Swift's boyfriend. But you bet every
you bet the Mets to win every.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I do that, right, and then then I an't agree
with me. I should get out of that bet. But
then I had to get my car blown. Oh wait,
to drive. No, that was that was the thing to
get out of the bet. So no, I'll take those metals.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Alrighty, that'll do it for this week. Dan Patrick takes
a gamble. Good luck this weekend, man. The season has
officially started, and we'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Good luck, y'all,
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling one bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now join my
bad Larring, Shayne Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Alrighty, gang's all here ready
to go. After last week's podcast, which wow, I don't
know what that was last week, but I had to
(00:41):
explain that to some people who said, what were you
guys talking about with Arizona State's campus and some other things?
I said, Well, I wasn't saying it, Shay was saying it.
So I put the blame on you. You should. It was
definitely my fault. Yeah, beautiful campus that it is very
very nice. Okay, bad Larry. How are you all right?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Dan? How are you welcome back?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Thank you and welcome back.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Thanks Larry.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Where are you right now? Larre?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I am in my car outside rays.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, And then you're gonna go in and have lunch
as you normally do.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Correct I've had a couple of cokes already, but I
haven't even usually ordered lunch. But I didn't even order
it yet.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So what's the lunch order back there?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Lately, I've been doing I don't like cheese, but I
do like mazarella cheese. I've been doing slice, steak and
mazrella cheese on a hard roll. They were the last
two days.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
By the way, you're getting a steak and cheese with mozzarella.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
That's a psychic.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's the only cheese I like. I love pizza. I
don't put cheese on anything else when I just tried
it two days ago and not bad.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So you're telling me at the Pumpkin Regatta, y'all, don't
have a cheese plate coming for as an oar door.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Don't you, Larry?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's fetuses.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Bad, Larry. Don't you do like chark couterie.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Whatever that word was.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't chark cooterie.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Haven't you ever ordered that? When you've gone into a.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Restaurant, No there, you're in the Jersey Shore, you probably
hear char cooterie fucking ten times a day.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That's a.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Char cooterie. I dated her and dated her in high school, Okay,
we are wiping the slate clean. This is it. It's over. Okay, Dylan,
congratulations winning the off season, and that's usually benefits teams.
When you win the off season, then sometimes that translates
into great news or.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You can just absolutely take a nose down.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You could be like the Mets.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah they won the beat The Rangers can beat the Rangers.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I haven't watched the Mets game in about two months,
and it's honestly, it's the way to be.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Seattle has caught your Rangers, Danny.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I've had the worst month ever besides the times that
I was in rehab. This is really bad for me.
The Rangers collapsing like this is really hard for me
to figure out.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, well, we move on with a clean slate. Dylan
was the overwhelming winner plus thirty two. He had ten
more units than you did. So bad, Larry, Bad. Larry
was forty two units behind Dylan.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, I know, but I can't be held response for
not knowing who Taylor Swift's next boyfriend is. This is
based on football, guys.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well, no it's not. It's we didn't actually place bets
on that. We were just discussing the hypothetical.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Fucking Mets, you idiot. Yeah the Mets. Yeah, you made a.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Stupid you bet the Mets the rest of the year,
and they dumped two of their fucking pictures.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You fucking moron.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, Uh is there anything? Let's recap Notre Dame Navy
two units for Dylan the over You missed that. You
gave away the twenty one. They could have won that
game sixty to nothing. Yeah, Navy Notre Dame first quarter
over ten and a half.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I was worried about that one.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
San Jose State. You won that one, getting plus thirty
and a half. San Diego State minus two and a half.
Versus Ohio, you did well. Yeah, Max Verse stopping had
the fastest lap man.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
On the other tail.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's okay. You did pretty well, did pretty well. Shay
had the Navy Notre Dame over under.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, you got that. I got hurt, Danny, I got hurt.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
This well you you told me sold me on New
Mexico S Day.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I feel so bad about that. God, I Diego Pavilla
is dead to me.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I am telling people when they're going, Hey, any any
teams you like this week? And I go man. I
like New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
State the other really the worst part really all the
fucking research I did on that. Yeah, we'll dipid team.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
This is like, this is perfect for me because this
kind of proves my point. It's like Jay had the
most concise thought out ration now behind a bet I
think ever done on this podcast. And of course everyone
who heard that should have bell should have gone off
and been like, fucking fade.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You didn't do it well on baseball either. Oh I
got cue, Yeah, you got roughed up bad, Larry, have
four units on a three team ten point teaser and
you ended up winning that? Right? Oh no, you have
to add one more? Is that right? Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Here we go, well, say trunk Saturday night. I filled
it in with usc. I moved the line from thirty
one to twenty one and moved the line.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
He moved the line, y'all the ten points?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, oh, I thought you mean yours. I thought you
met it sharp you are.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Larry came in with a twenty dollars bet and vagausly moved.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh my gosh, shifted, Here comes Larry shifted.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Y'all, Okay, I sent I sent you the bet.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
By the way, did you win so you won your bet.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I well, I was bombed. I fell asleep when I
bet it, and I woke up to the wind. But
I don't want Tom on the show. I'm I'm not
filling with Penn State.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, okay, so let me bring in Picture Day Ray,
the producer of this God Forsake and show. Uh so
what what are we doing with bad Larry?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
So with Larry, he didn't put that third leg in
and he said USC but he never emailed me or
texted me it. So we're gonna make him pick another one.
And he's got another one on on on hold.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You have Penn State in West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Are you talking to me? Then?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, yeah, it's your bet. Do you have Penn?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But I want Dylan to go first. This is the
last time Dylan gets to go first.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, now we're now we're getting around to just betting football,
and Bad Larry knows knows football. Uh yeah, all right,
So Dylan, I'll let you start.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Alrighty Dan, the big dog parlay is no thirty points
or more favored. So I'm going Michigan minus thirty six
against ECU Texas minus thirty five against Rice, which actually
this is gonna be the one that focks me. And
then Auburn minus thirty five against U Massy plus five
ninety five.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, you might lose both of those last two.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, those are I kind of like Auburn though, actually.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
And do you have anything with Colorado?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, the same game Parlay then TC minus nineteen and
a half, Rauto under twenty one and a half in
the total under sixty.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Four and a half.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, and that's plus three hundred yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
What else?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Florida State plus two and a half against LSU. I
believe Ray and Chay are both gung ho about LSU,
which only bolsters my argument.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
All Right, we're all right.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Anything on the games tonight.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yes, Florida straight up against Utah.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay, Cam Rising probably not playing for the Utes.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
He's out. Florida shocked the world and upset Utah first
game last season, to do it again even though they're
playing it in Utah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
All right, what else do you have?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Miami the U minus seventeen against Miami Ohio. Miami Ohio's quarterback,
I believe, came out and said that they were the
real Miami idiot. So well, I think they are Miami Ohio. Yeah, Danny,
weren't they weren't they Miami before Miami?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But the city about a cultural impact here, Danny, which
one matters more? Miami of Ohio? Which bunch of nerds
go to or they you where they get paid to play?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Since two thousand and four, how many times do you
think Miami has had a double digit I don't think
that matters. A better question is what is it over
under on the number of students that went to rehab
from their time at Miami Ohio versus the U.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Probably pretty close.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Actually, your nuts the you by a mile.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I've been. I've been to Miami Ohio. It might be
for different things, but they're still going to right.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah ssri fucking weirdo.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Since two thousand and four, Miami has had one double
digit win season. What else do you have, Dylan, Well.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
It's time for a second one. Dan Utah State, IOWA
under forty three, Iowa unders are back forty three? Was
would have been like eighty for any team.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, here we go, death taxes and Iowa under.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Especially when half the team is betting on the Underwell,
we don't, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Okay, allegedly allegedly anything else.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
San Jose State money line versus Oregon State plus five
seventy five. Dju sucks and I stand by that.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'll go up.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
But he sucked on a great Clemson team.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I just know Oregon State was really good last year.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
They covered the spread like every game.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, is that it?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
And Clemson minus thirteen against Duke honestly, Kius fucked.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Okay, that's your logic.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
And I have a couple of f one Pickstan. They
came to me late straight from the horse's mouth, five
units on max for Stapping to win. I don't even
know what the line is, but okay, I think he
has one more to break the record. I think so
for wins in a season. Yeah, I'm gonna bet on
a safety car, which I still think is just if
(10:24):
there's a crash, and then Lando Norris podium finish and
Charles Leclaire podium finish.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Clear is it?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
And yep?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, Shay, come on down.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Hey Danny, uh I got the Gophers lane seven against
the fighting rules, the little Matt rule I got. I
gotta say, I really like this bet, but it makes
me feel stupid because of what New Mexico State did
in me South Bama two lane under fifty five. I
love it. South Bama runs a ball like the son
of a bitch. But any more in depth analysis I
have just means going to fucking lose.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
So wait, go on, no, you gotta limit your analysis.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I would love the over on that, actually, right, yeah,
thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh you're gonna fade.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I'm fading.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I want to fade Corvallis. I want Corvallis money, not
money line. What's the fucking spread in Corvallis.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Oregon state minus sixteen and a half?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Sixteen and a half?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
They got juiced up, didn't it? They got steamed? Mother fucker.
I'll hit it right now for a unit. I hit unit.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Are you doing what else? I got the state of
New Jersey laying the seven against Rutgers against the.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You know, yeah, the Hazers, the hazers in the Western
Elephant Walkers.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh wow god. And then I got the tar Heels
laying the two against South Cakilaki uh. And I got
Yukon plus fourteen and a half against fucking stores that's doing.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
That might be the smallest you kin spread in like
ten years.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
It might be.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I was just surprised to find out that Connecticut has
six players in the NFL right now.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
No ship right now?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Really six active players?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah I believe so. Yeah, yeah, Marvin. Ten years ago,
I would have been with you the Orlowski era. They
had some guys, but Orlowsky that fucking guy.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
That fucking guy.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I think that some of a bitch all the time,
all the time.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Well, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Nothing? I was just like, hey, Dan, what the fuck
are you doing?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I think you guys live in the same neck of
the woods, right we do?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah? I see him at the beach, or see him
at the goddamn supermarket. I see him all the time.
Oh does that dude work like he's everywhere?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
He works a lot. But does he know.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Who you are? Oh? Fuck no?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh? So you just walk up and just say hey Dan, Hey, Danny,
got to see you that. He's a tall guy.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
He's tall, a ship tall. He's also skinny, like.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
He would be small.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You could beat on TV. I could beat his ass easy,
Danny in front of his kids.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
At the supermarket.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
All right, bad, Larry, are you still with us?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay, this is when Larry starts to dominate.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Okay, Well, the first, The first one on my seat
is NC State laying the fourteen against Yukon. So I'm
staying with that.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Okay, fourteen and a half.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Whatever you guys give me.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's no, you just keep trying.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
It's fourteen and a half the big half point, Larry.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Okay, it is a big half point. NC State Utah
minus the four and a half against Florida over fifty
two in the e CU Michigan game.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It's fifty one and a half, thank you.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oklahoma minus thirty five against Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
State thirty six.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Do you make it seem like we're making these lines up, Larry?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
No, No, I'm just looking at I.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Well, you you gave me no, you gave me no,
you gave me the half assed okay, like I'm somehow.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Inflating Votec minus the sixteen against Odu.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I thought you loved oh Du.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I hate od you. You remember that I.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Thought you loved me too?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Am I crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Honestly I might. I'm gonna jump on.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Right, did bad Larry love old Dominion last year?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Larry? You bet old Dominion like every week last year
against old Dominion? Nor to make me look bad.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Girl basketball players? We had the conversation. There were two
girl basketball players out of ODU. That's what they're known for.
They're not a football squad. Moving on, Vack minus is six.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Wait, I decide when we move on.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle of my picks.
South Carolina plus the two and a half against North Ka.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Where's it plus two and a half? Show me?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, it is South Carolina getting two and a half
against North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, so that's Drake may correct, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Alabama minus to thirty seven against Middle Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Thirty nine and a half.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Whoops, Okay, that's that's a meaningless half point.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'll say that right now and a half.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's Larry. It's thirty nine and a half, not thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I said thirty nine, right, thirty nine and a half?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, continue, okay.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Tennessee minus twenty eight against Virginia.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Do you know who Tennessee's quarterback is?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah? Like the it's really good.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
You're damn right, Larry.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He's got a cannon though he played at Michigan.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
That's ready transfer, that's right, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
His name is Joe Joe Milton, Jill Milton just to
let you.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Know he actually fucked me a lot of Michigan.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh okay, interesting there, Okay, what else did he call
you in the morning?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Then I agree? Then I agree with Shay on Rutgers
against Northwestern.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Aaron, there, Mass, you're giving seven.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And I know I had it six and a half.
I heard you already give it to say it. Okay,
So I'm accepting that.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
All right, what else do you have?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
And then my last thing is I'm filling that three
team teas in what kind of state?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Now? Was your daughter at the Notre Dame Navy game?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
She was, and you were trying to Were you trying
to set her up with Dylan or no?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
No, no, no, no, no, no, she was with her boyfriend.
I just figured Dylan.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
With like that matters Larry Ladies man like Dylan.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
She's lucky.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Here's in the five hundreds.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I think Dylan wol went against get away from the
old group he was with and go have some fun
with some young people.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Oh all right, that's your daughter we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I texted Dylan. I said, she's fun, go have a
beer with her.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
No, we actually texted back and forth in the night.
We were kind of stuck in our zone and then uh, honestly.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I just forgot Dylan ghosted her.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, I just want to I'm playing hard to get Larry.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Okay, can you imagine Dylan, here's this one at Larry's thanksgivingth.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
No, no, no, you would do well. Yeah, you would
have fun.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I think.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I mean, it's really simplistic lifestyle with Larry in his way.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
It's like going to like an Amish Thanksgiving gun it
it'd be no, it wouldn't be crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It would be fun. You know Larry's fun I've made.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I've made two trips to Milford so far. You've never
been down to the Jersey Shore. The Parker Houses rock
and we're keeping open through October. All right, Well, all
the good d all the bendies. You're welcome anytime, Shay,
anytime you want. You know, that's no Shay, you have
to be drinking.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
No chance I'm going down there. Okay, Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I'm just fine. Say we'll go from here to AC
and I think that's about its about it.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Doing drugs, right, we'll get off exit ninety eight. We're
bad one.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Just as what if there's no no one there to
ask then how the hell am I supposed to get that?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
First time I meet Bad Larry? He goes, Hey, I said,
where do you live? He goes get off exit ninety eight.
You just asked where Bad Larry lives?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Come on and he said, that's the first to say
where bad lilas.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, that's what he said to me.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Sounds like the village, like the light Shyamalan movie. Where's
Bad Larry right down there?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
That's a that's an obscure that I don't know how Yeah,
that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Love the movie. Love the movie.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, all right, anything else that Shaye and Irving. The
podcast is back.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's back, Danny. It's getting weird.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wife, I mean, your roommate been on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
No, god, no, there has been times where she's been
in the background yelling at me. And that's about it. Though. No,
I would never let her on the podcast. Really, yeah,
talk about it. Talk about a buzzkilld Danny. I think
it'd be pretty good that she would want to get
really honest with the audience.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
What if I hosted, Oh my god, if I hosted
Shane and Irving couples there, I said, your wife has
to come on.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
After she cooks it after.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, I don't want her to cook after the milk.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah, put it through the metal detector.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You know. She would probably jump all over that just
to shit. Can me all over the internet?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Really?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, Danny. I mean we're doing We're better.
She just really doesn't have a lot of patience with
me anymore. Twenty years ago she had a lot more,
but now she's run out. So my philosophy is, you
fall in love, but you have to like each other
to stay married. Correct, you fell in love. Yeah, but
(19:33):
you guys might not.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Like each other.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
No, we do. We like each other a lot. She's
just crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Wether are you?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I'm normal, Danny, I'm a normal.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Are you normal compared to her?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
No? I mean no, she's like an actual human. I'm
a bit wonky when it comes to logic and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Okay, when I go over to the house, Yeah, am
I gonna go oh my god.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
At any point? Yes, in regards to your wife, Yeah,
she'll probably correct me a few times sternly. And you
might say, oh my god, because I don't put up
a fight because it ain't worth it. She just wins
every single argument ever, And I just like you know,
you know how it is, Danny. You marry that long,
you just say whatever the hell you got to say
to make it through the fucking night.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Yes, sweetheart, Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I'm so sorry. What was I thinking? And that's it? Yeah? Yeah,
what's for dinner?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Bad? Larry could give marriage philosophy. You've been married a
long time, forty years, Dan, Larry.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Who cooks in your house? Larry?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh, my wife's a great cook.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, there we go, Yeah, happiness right there?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
If I was I was left in my own advice,
I'd have to eat two meals that raise every day.
I can't cook.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
That's shocking, shocking.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, we're all so fucking surprised.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Larry, Larry, you can do one thing. Drink Budweiser.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
That is it. No, No, you have a negative ten
you God damn r You know you haven't done well.
You've been awful, Larry.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I don't follow the UFC fights. I don't know who's
going to get the submission in the second round. We're
in football season, Larry, Larry.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What about all the other things you did bet on?
You don't have to bet on UFC. You don't have
to bet on Taylor Swift's boyfriend. But you bet every
you bet the Mets to win every.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I do that, right, and then then I an't agree
with me. I should get out of that bet. But
then I had to get my car blown. Oh wait,
to drive. No, that was that was the thing to
get out of the bet. So no, I'll take those metals.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Alrighty, that'll do it for this week. Dan Patrick takes
a gamble. Good luck this weekend, man. The season has
officially started, and we'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Good luck, y'all,
Host
Dan Patrick
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