October 5, 2023 • 23 mins
Today we talk to Bad Larry and listen to his excuses on why he's not in studio with us, the guys place their bets and we get into why Shea in Irving is going to Heaven and the other guys are not. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my
bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics got I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. You have a beth, though
you have to pay it. So if the commanders lose
the Red River, oh, you have the Red River rivalry shootout,
not a shootout anymore, Danny. I know you're not allowed
(00:42):
to not allowed to say that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Is a hilarious like tweaking, to be like this is tweaking.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Speaking of tweaking, it is Texas and ou so as
far as the meth goes, there's gonna be. Yeah, see
through shit. By the way, you uh, you didn't recover
from Dallas had to win and you could even come
on to talk about it this week. I was sick, Danny.
There's something going around the way. The weather's snapping. OK's
not my fault. I got a really good immune system.
(01:07):
I take care of myself. Body is a temple, all
that stuff. You can tell. Look at me. Yeah, still
not drinking, looking good, looking great, feeling great, looking good.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You're glowing.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Bad Larry there, pregnant, I'm here great, great, Hello, Dylan, goodbye.
Bad Larry lost a unit last week, Shay one five
up plus seven and Dylan didn't lose a unit. You're
plus fourteen, staying even. Okay, I like that. Any recaps here, anything,
(01:39):
anybody wants to mention. Notre Dame, Notre fucking Dame Danny. Yeah,
this is why I believe in God. This is why
y'all are all going to hell, because touchdown, Jesus came
through in the clutch and went for two. Daddy covered
freaking out of the house. The roommate couldn't understand. It's
like Notre Dame one, Notre Dame one. It was like, stop,
give no idea, what the hell you're talking about? Woman,
Shut your file hole. That's relevant day now there you. Yeah,
(02:01):
they won. More importantly, they covered a Yeah, bad Larry,
anything you want to recap.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
We're not talking about the Ryder companymore. No, that was
at those points.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
No, the comedies won.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
We're not going to talk I think we.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Had Tommy one and McIlroy was the high point Communists.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, I mean you do, but it not for the
football total. I mean we do acknowledge that you had
plus one hundred europe to win and Rory to be
a European's top score plus four fifty. Those aren't really
you know, great bets. Where he went on on a limb,
Larre plus four fifty, Yeah, there we go. It's Rory McElroy.
(02:43):
So it was either him or John Rahm, just.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Because he's the one name you can pronounce.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Larry. I don't even know. I don't even know if
he can.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Mkilroy.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Plus four fifty is a big going out on a limb,
don't you think.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Congratulations Larry, Proud of you, Larry.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And we're not counting them in the unit.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, it's in the other units, Larry, I got more
units in the other units too, Like you want to
talk about that all day. Shay has baseball units.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't want to talk about I don't. I don't
want to talk about units that were one before football season.
But I thought we kept units units football.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, Well we'll count your fucking don't care.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I don't, I don't need them.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
No, you just complained and wind about it.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I didn't know. I didn't get them.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You're like a step chot the person I'm hearing about it.
Do you talk to Ray? Does Ray keep secrets? Did
you tell does Larry know about the system here of
how you're counting these units?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Larry, you know this. We've talked about it probably eight
or nine times.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
In the show, well really a lot.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
We had like a twenty minute conversation argument about it too.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Not me and you, no, not us mate on the show.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
On the show, literally right here, Larry recorded, Larry, I.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Got the document. He and then I'll look that one
up because I thought we were just starting at zero
football football season starts. But you still get the bet
whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes you do, but it's just being kept in a
separate category anything non football.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We're still talented on that, by the way, side bed
on side.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Bets, biggest who does the best during football season for
non football bets like that? Actual Actually, speaking of F one,
I have to make a clarification. I caught some some
heat from my source when apparently I went and I'll
take the fall for this, Ray. It's not your fault
at all. That I went to three and f one
(04:35):
last week. It is actually two and three.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Is this the moroccan or the roommate.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Or two four three? This is the roommate?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Ok, I got it. Not the Moroccan is not the
same as the roommate. The Moroccan is a different person than.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The different person.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
One works at the bodega.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And one doesn't like you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, well less than a week ago. But yeah, I
had to make that clarification. You know, I heard all
about it.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Is there anything else that you guys need to recamp?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I'm glad, I'm speed Dan.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Now I this is gonna be a sob story and
then you're gonna feel like we're out to get you.
I just don't want to get down this road.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
All I have is all I have is football this week,
So it doesn't matter, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Dan, Actually I do have a one recap thing I decide.
I faded all the Kelsey Mahomes props against the Jets. Yeah,
hit all of those, except I parlated with the under
in the game. Brutal.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, what was it payout there?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It's like, are a unit to win twelve hundred?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh Jesus Christ? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Plus I think it's plus twelve hundred plus thirteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Let's turn our attention to this week's games, starting with
Tonight's game, because that's a big one for the show
with Paulie. If the Bears lose, then Paullie misses out
on Meet Friday tomorrow and then the following Friday as
well until they win a game. But Dylan made a
bet with bread Man from Texas on a show. Brett
(06:07):
Breadman called in and he wanted a bet on Oklahoma Texas,
although he wanted Texas straight up against Oklahoma, and then
you said you would do it, but you would get
six and a half point.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, I'll take the spread. I'm not gonna, you know,
just give him those lop sided odds over a tattoo bet.
That seems a little especially if Texas is favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And he's going to get a tattoo of the Dan
Patrick Show on his neck. Yes, if if Texas loses.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Texas, he has Texas. If Texas covers six and a.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Half, then you get the tattoo. Are you gonna get
a Dan Patrick tattoo? No? No, no, bread Man, Breadman.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Bread Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, so he's got that. He was like like a
white bread or white.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Bread, Yeah, maybe a sour dough.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
That actually would make a lot of sense.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
A pumpernickel.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And you do have tattoos already that are questionable.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I do.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, this will actually probably be the most thought that's
gone into one of my tattoos. You have an oyster, oyster,
I have a fish in a trench coat smoking a
pipe sea urchin. Okay, the RoboCop that's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, Ray, So with the fish in the pipe? That
was Northwestern? Who who they played Nebraska last year? Me
and Dylan were at the bar and he won his bet,
and he's like, all right, getting a tattoo. We just
walked over right away, took the money he won out
of DraftKings, got a tattoo, Simple as that, right out
of the book.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
See the problem with tattoos, Danny. My tattoos are much
more like prison ready, right.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That is.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Exactly like if Dylan and I both go inside, like
I'm gonna be fine, My people will find me, everything
will be all right. We know it's gonna be. Dylan's
gonna be holding pockets in the corner and Commisara's coming through.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And you say you have the haircut for those people. Yes, yeah, no,
I'll be fresh meat. They'll be like, oh nice, flamingo and.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Boy, yeah, here's a pipe for you. Here's a couple
of pipes. All the whole room's in there. WHOA Okay,
how you doing bad? Layr?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I'm doing good.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
A little break, A little break on the road. Damn,
I pulled off the road. I'm on my way to mate.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Wait, I thought you were stopping in.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, it was I'm not a good hour and a half.
I love you by now. I'm on an eighty four.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, but you did say okay, they lied. You did
say you were going to stop in again.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I didn't say I was going to stop in. I
thought I was going to Maine. I was going to
go through Milford. But you were a couple hours. I
was an hour and a half ago.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, wait, hold on here, let's take inventory. Didn't We
talked to Larry last week and Larry said he was
going to stop in. He's going to do the show,
but he couldn't stay, couldn't go drinking.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, okay, drinking it. Yeah. If I stopped, I was
going to just get back in the car and go.
And I want to get to mate.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Well, you can't hang out those without drinking for thirty minutes, Larry.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
The timing didn't work. I'm way beyond Milford.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
All right, fair enough, okay, Dylan, let's resume our regularly
scheduled program here. So bets for this week, starting with
college football.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Alrighty, Dan, So I got Arkansas State plus sixty and
a half against Troy, be fading them every single game
this season, which is worked. They didn't work last week,
but it's been working out actually pretty well. All Right,
they're frauds, right, three units on the Purdue. Iowa under
thirty nine also did me dirty last week. But if
you have a system in place, Dan, you have to
(09:47):
maintain it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Seven of the last ten games under for Iowa.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, okay, Arizona plus twenty one and a half against
USC okay, USC, and it's scare. Last week with Colorado,
they looked like they were going to blow them out,
and then yeah, they kind of they'll let teams get
back in the game, kind of.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Like Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, you know, don't blow anybody out.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
They score a lot of points and then let other
teams score points. Okay, and then LSU minus five and
a half against Miszoo. Okay for NFL. I got the
Bills minus five against the Jags at nine in the
morning or whatever time that is Vikings money line against
the Chiefs plus one seventy. I think they're four and
(10:31):
a half point dogs afternoon game. This seems like a
letdown spot.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
This is a Kirk Cousins.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
This is a This is a four hundred passing yard
game for Kurk and Ravens minus four against the Stillers.
This one gives me pause because Ravens' favorites and in
Pittsburgh is tough.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
But the Steelers are bad and it's a rivalry game,
the rivalry game. All Mike Tomlin does is win never
a losing season see the coaching equivalent or Jimmy Garoppolo.
That old Jimmy does.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Is win never anything remarkable except.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
They did win a super Bowl. Yeah after that, I
went to a super Bowl. It showed out.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah, wait did he win? Did he win there? With
Bill Cowers players?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Correct? Wow? Marv Marvin off the top rope there? I
don't all right anything else?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, So I have the parlay that we also went
over on the show today. Dan Under in the Red
River rivalry sixty and a half. This is a big
time shootout game usually, but I see like ninety people
are on.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
The over, so I have to on the shootout.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
On the shootout mark, yes on it being a lot
of points, but it's not a shoot rivalry. It's the shootout.
The game will be a shootout, right, Okay, Yeah, you're right.
And Texans Falcons under forty one, Colts Titans under forty three,
and Cowboys Niners under forty five okay, and then f
(12:09):
one Dan of course, fresh off the hot week last week,
Lando Norris podium finished minus one forty Charles Lecree podium
finished plus three fifty. Yes for there to be a
safety car minus one seventy five and the winning margin
between five and ten seconds plus three fifty. And I
actually won that last time.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I bet that. Okay, that's in a separate category.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I believe it or not. Was able to figure out
the division.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That there was a separate Yes, unlike bad Larry. That
seemed like a fake laugh by U, Larry, So it
was you have something else.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah. Also, since I mean I already have a tattoo
on the line, I'm going to do Oklahoma plus six
and a half.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
For two unitsaging son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, I go, I don't. I don't have my bets, Dan,
I go go in all right?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Uh shay, Yeah, Danny, got some good old fashioned American
gambling here for you. I got the Rolling Baptist laying
three against the hero of Texas. That would be Liberty
versus Sam Houston. Got. I got hook them dot Com
back splash my homepage against the meth headscrab b Texas Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
There's no meth in Texas either.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Texas State not like Oklahoma. You ever been in Oklahoma?
They got trailers full of that ship. I had a
whole factory they got it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh no, I know, I know. It's worse.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It's way worse, dude. At least we get the cocaine
stops in Dallas, we just consume it all. And then
north of that it's all meth.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's all meth.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I thought, it's don't meth with Texas, don't meth. Yeah, okay, Mike,
Texas State against the double l's plus two and a half.
I got Pig Sue laying or actually plus eleven and
a half against the Confederates. And then I got the
Twinkies plus one thirty six against the Cheaters. Okay, now
(13:53):
once again that would be in a separate category, correct,
And I do want to add one NFL bet. I
didn't like the card whatsoever, but I do like the
Jags plus five against the josh All.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Okay, this was a rough uh board week.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I do too. It's a weird Sunday. It's a weird
bad Larry.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Okay, you want college first, Dan, And yes, like the
first week ever that Dylan and I aren't going against
each other. And I don't even think Shay and I
have anything. We're going against christ this week. So I
got Tech plus six and a half against Western Kentucky.
I got Texas A and M plus the three against Alabama.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh no, no, it's one and a half and is
getting one and a half.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Larry, you know what a little more than that's good.
Let it's just change that to one and a half
so I don't mess up next week. Okay plus one
and a half.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You can get the lines from Ray before you make
these picks.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I sent the pics. I did it this morning before
I left. It was probably eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I was up early, Dan, Okay, Rad gets up with
like fucking five am.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
We were here hours before that, Larry, all Right, I
saw the little comment about I won't be up till
ten forty to respond to it. But that's okay. Colorado
minus the four and a half against Arizona State, and
I got Notre Dame minus the six and a half
against Louisville.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It's six out of that one. There you go.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Then in the pros, I got the Commander Tonight minus
five and a half against the Bears, six minus six
against the Bears, yes, okay. I got the Jets is
it plus one and a half against the Broncos, Yes, okay.
I have the Saints plus the same one and a
half against the Patriots.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You get one, okay.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I got the Rams plus four and a half against
the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
And I got the forty nine Ers minus the three
and a half against Shay's Cowboy Okay, don't blame you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's not a bad bad I don't blame you.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
The Cowboys always get dogged by the Niners, at least
in recent history.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Recent fuck recent that's a ninety yeah, dude, or since
fucking Joe Montana. That stupid catch like it's not it's
been bad.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
No, no, it's been relaxed.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
You guys won three Super Bowls at the hands of
the forty.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Nine, and the one we lost was because we lost
to the fucking Niners in the NFC Championship game. We
should have won four in a row. That's because they'll stop.
That's only because Dion went over there. And you guys
should have won more because Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson
couldn't you know, Barry Switzer, I could have coached that
team to two Super Bowls. That's bullshit. Barry Switzer is
a fucking drunken, a maniac, and he brought a goddamn
excuse my language, he brought a freaking pistol in his
(16:43):
carry on bag through DFW airport and nothing ever happened.
You should get slapped in public if you do some
dumb shit like that.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Wait, it all sounds like you google it.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Hold on DP. That's the first time we've heard out
of all the cursing. That's when he says, excuse my language.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Well, I have to be a better example to all you, eh, theist,
that's the problem. I'm here to. I'm here to prosely
I gotta preach here?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Is that what the pamphlets are?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Fun? Have fun in hell? That's all the paper says,
have fun in hell. See, shan Irvy, you.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Can't escape the rats, right right, You're.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
All going to be there together, how nice? And I'll
be the ones selling air conditioning units in the corner
that you ain't got no money. You are not going
to heaven first class ticket, Ninny.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Now it sounds like you'll be selling fucking AC units
in hell.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, why why are you selling AC in heaven? Well,
I'm still a capitalist, Danny, not a comedy will you'd
be selling it in hell? Right, Well, that's where all
the money is. You have to go weeping and gnashing
of teeth for eternity, Danny.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh god, honestly it sounds way more fun.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
See you get born again, and then you think born again, Danny,
it was born into this irving texts. Then you're some
option we have here, maybe, but but then you you
end up, you know, washing away all your sins and
then hallelujah, Yeah, like everything all the bad things you did,
and you got to do that every morning.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
And wash them away with Yes.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Marvin, were they allowed to dance in Irving, Texas.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Uh No, was like yeah, no dancing. There was no booze.
It was a dry town.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Only meth.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
There's a lot of cocaine, a whole lot of cocaine,
a lot of meth, a lot of crack. Fantastic.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Wait, so no dancing, but there was meth.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah. Well it wasn't really a med thing back then.
It was a cocaine thing. You'd get a bird down
there for twelve and a half. Back then, that ship
was everywhere, fantastic. A bird, a bird, yeah, A kilo
A kilo. Yeah, Now you're up here, Danny. We're talking
thirty three and a half for a kilo. That's ridiculous.
Thirty three one hundred thirty. Yeah, you chopped that in
(18:46):
half and started adding a couple of years further from
the three rocket Marvin, that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Unfortunately, I know people that are in the business also,
So give.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Me, give me a twelve ton press and a couple
of CDs, and I'll make you some money.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Freezer.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
How did you get in trouble if you grew up
in a footloose style of parents want very good at
their job. I mean, that's for sure. I was definitely
left alone, way too much, kind of just you know,
daddy ROMs Danny.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, I'm nerving Texas.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
The crack is fantastic, Yes, crack your sins. Your sins
have been forgiven already. Absolutely. No, you got to read
the book, Danny. It gives you all the answers right there.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I read that book and there's not a goddamn answer
in there.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
All right, you clearly didn't read the book. Gud.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, you're going to hell.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Can't wait? Which book? Did you read? The old one
or the new one? I read the old one. Yeah,
we're all in trouble.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I think the old one is the real one, right.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
No, no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Absolutely you may as well read Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Okay, you know, if you know, the best part is like,
when I'm in heaven, they're going to play this back
to me just to make me feel yeah, and they're
gonna be like they're all in hell. You did so good,
thank you Jesus. No, but you did do well. If
we're all in hell. No, I did great. What do
you mean I didn't succumb. I didn't succumb to the backwards,
(20:06):
but you didn't help us bring out I tried. I tried.
You're all quitters.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
That's a problem, big part of Christianity. You got a witness, amen? Yeah,
so put on like uh that Jesus h Latter Day Saints.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
No, whoa whoa whoa whoa. Apostates, Apostles do not do that.
Why do you think Mitt Romney lost the election? He's
an apostate evangelical wouldn't give it around him because he
doesn't make any sense. Mormons think, Danny, you're gonna get
mad at this. Mormons think that God is a counsel
of God's and that when you die, you can go
to your own planet. And they also wear special underwear
(20:40):
when they go on their ceremonies. Danny, it is you know,
they're going to hell.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Danny, And that sounds way less plausible than the other
on te.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
See, I think I'd be like Jim Baker with Jessica Haun,
I would too. What do you mean, Yeah, Jim Baker's
going to heaven hundred percent. He might have been a crook,
but the guy believes even Jim Baker. Y'all are judgmental.
Let me tell you, yes, but there's a final judgment day.
It's not my job I'm to help.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
If you believe, can you do as much bad ship
as you want?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, it depends on what you want. What does that
mean you want? Like if you're a flawed man. We're
all flawed people, we all believe that, right, But if
you're continuously being a dirt bag for fun just so
you can repent later at night, No, that ain't. That
ain't genuine. They ain't falling for that ship.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Smarter than if Bill Cosby was like, whoa, you know,
all of a sudden, I turned myself over to God.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
After raping all those womens. Yeah, go to prison to prison.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Right, and then got out on a technicality? Did he
you don't remember, I don't remember why you got They
were like, they used uh this evidence in the civil
case that in the deal was basically like if they
used it for that, they wouldn't it would be inadmissible
in the criminal case. And they use it anyways, then
they just dug it out.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
D A just fucked up.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
They just fucked up, and he walked.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yes, Mark, there's so much to use tomorrow for the show.
There's just so much we can use, right.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Clip Shy say saying Bill Cosby's going to heaven.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
No, I didn't say that. I never said going to heaven.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
You just did.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He probably is more banter like this Shaye and Irvings podcast.
It's available wherever you get your podcast. Yeah, it's gonna
get word the evangelical that you Yeah, hallelujah. Yeah that's me.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
They're like crucifixes and over your house.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Absolutely not, that's a that's an idolatry. We don't do
that ship.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
That's false idol.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Absolutely right. Yeah. That's in the Bible several times, not
just the Tech Commandments. It's in there several times oldly
in new Larry, Larry, anything you need to say before
we say goodbye. I know you're on the road to
main I'm just.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Started driving again. No, all you gotta do is repent
right before you die and all that stuff to be forgiven. Say,
I'll meet you in heaven.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Thank you. I can't wait to see you. Sure that
I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Amendy's version of hell is getting there and see.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
All the escalator up. What the fuck are you doing here? Man?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You two are gonna playing shuffleboard for all of eternity.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Thank you, Larry. A pleasure, guys, Enjoy Larry It's Bad,
Larry on the Road, Shay and Irving Podcast wherever you
get your podcasts for a Dylan the Graphics Guy, Marvin Picture,
de Ray, Shae and Irving. I'm Dan Patrick. Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. We'll talk to you next week.
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my
bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics got I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. You have a beth, though
you have to pay it. So if the commanders lose
the Red River, oh, you have the Red River rivalry shootout,
not a shootout anymore, Danny. I know you're not allowed
(00:42):
to not allowed to say that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Is a hilarious like tweaking, to be like this is tweaking.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Speaking of tweaking, it is Texas and ou so as
far as the meth goes, there's gonna be. Yeah, see
through shit. By the way, you uh, you didn't recover
from Dallas had to win and you could even come
on to talk about it this week. I was sick, Danny.
There's something going around the way. The weather's snapping. OK's
not my fault. I got a really good immune system.
(01:07):
I take care of myself. Body is a temple, all
that stuff. You can tell. Look at me. Yeah, still
not drinking, looking good, looking great, feeling great, looking good.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You're glowing.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Bad Larry there, pregnant, I'm here great, great, Hello, Dylan, goodbye.
Bad Larry lost a unit last week, Shay one five
up plus seven and Dylan didn't lose a unit. You're
plus fourteen, staying even. Okay, I like that. Any recaps here, anything,
(01:39):
anybody wants to mention. Notre Dame, Notre fucking Dame Danny. Yeah,
this is why I believe in God. This is why
y'all are all going to hell, because touchdown, Jesus came
through in the clutch and went for two. Daddy covered
freaking out of the house. The roommate couldn't understand. It's
like Notre Dame one, Notre Dame one. It was like, stop,
give no idea, what the hell you're talking about? Woman,
Shut your file hole. That's relevant day now there you. Yeah,
(02:01):
they won. More importantly, they covered a Yeah, bad Larry,
anything you want to recap.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
We're not talking about the Ryder companymore. No, that was
at those points.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
No, the comedies won.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
We're not going to talk I think we.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Had Tommy one and McIlroy was the high point Communists.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, I mean you do, but it not for the
football total. I mean we do acknowledge that you had
plus one hundred europe to win and Rory to be
a European's top score plus four fifty. Those aren't really
you know, great bets. Where he went on on a limb,
Larre plus four fifty, Yeah, there we go. It's Rory McElroy.
(02:43):
So it was either him or John Rahm, just.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Because he's the one name you can pronounce.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Larry. I don't even know. I don't even know if
he can.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Mkilroy.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Plus four fifty is a big going out on a limb,
don't you think.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Congratulations Larry, Proud of you, Larry.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And we're not counting them in the unit.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, it's in the other units, Larry, I got more
units in the other units too, Like you want to
talk about that all day. Shay has baseball units.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't want to talk about I don't. I don't
want to talk about units that were one before football season.
But I thought we kept units units football.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, Well we'll count your fucking don't care.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I don't, I don't need them.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
No, you just complained and wind about it.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I didn't know. I didn't get them.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You're like a step chot the person I'm hearing about it.
Do you talk to Ray? Does Ray keep secrets? Did
you tell does Larry know about the system here of
how you're counting these units?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Larry, you know this. We've talked about it probably eight
or nine times.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
In the show, well really a lot.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
We had like a twenty minute conversation argument about it too.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Not me and you, no, not us mate on the show.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
On the show, literally right here, Larry recorded, Larry, I.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Got the document. He and then I'll look that one
up because I thought we were just starting at zero
football football season starts. But you still get the bet
whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes you do, but it's just being kept in a
separate category anything non football.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We're still talented on that, by the way, side bed
on side.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Bets, biggest who does the best during football season for
non football bets like that? Actual Actually, speaking of F one,
I have to make a clarification. I caught some some
heat from my source when apparently I went and I'll
take the fall for this, Ray. It's not your fault
at all. That I went to three and f one
(04:35):
last week. It is actually two and three.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Is this the moroccan or the roommate.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Or two four three? This is the roommate?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Ok, I got it. Not the Moroccan is not the
same as the roommate. The Moroccan is a different person than.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The different person.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
One works at the bodega.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And one doesn't like you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, well less than a week ago. But yeah, I
had to make that clarification. You know, I heard all
about it.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Is there anything else that you guys need to recamp?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I'm glad, I'm speed Dan.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Now I this is gonna be a sob story and
then you're gonna feel like we're out to get you.
I just don't want to get down this road.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
All I have is all I have is football this week,
So it doesn't matter, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Dan, Actually I do have a one recap thing I decide.
I faded all the Kelsey Mahomes props against the Jets. Yeah,
hit all of those, except I parlated with the under
in the game. Brutal.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, what was it payout there?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It's like, are a unit to win twelve hundred?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh Jesus Christ? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Plus I think it's plus twelve hundred plus thirteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Let's turn our attention to this week's games, starting with
Tonight's game, because that's a big one for the show
with Paulie. If the Bears lose, then Paullie misses out
on Meet Friday tomorrow and then the following Friday as
well until they win a game. But Dylan made a
bet with bread Man from Texas on a show. Brett
(06:07):
Breadman called in and he wanted a bet on Oklahoma Texas,
although he wanted Texas straight up against Oklahoma, and then
you said you would do it, but you would get
six and a half point.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, I'll take the spread. I'm not gonna, you know,
just give him those lop sided odds over a tattoo bet.
That seems a little especially if Texas is favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And he's going to get a tattoo of the Dan
Patrick Show on his neck. Yes, if if Texas loses.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Texas, he has Texas. If Texas covers six and a.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Half, then you get the tattoo. Are you gonna get
a Dan Patrick tattoo? No? No, no, bread Man, Breadman.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Bread Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, so he's got that. He was like like a
white bread or white.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Bread, Yeah, maybe a sour dough.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
That actually would make a lot of sense.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
A pumpernickel.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And you do have tattoos already that are questionable.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I do.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, this will actually probably be the most thought that's
gone into one of my tattoos. You have an oyster, oyster,
I have a fish in a trench coat smoking a
pipe sea urchin. Okay, the RoboCop that's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, Ray, So with the fish in the pipe? That
was Northwestern? Who who they played Nebraska last year? Me
and Dylan were at the bar and he won his bet,
and he's like, all right, getting a tattoo. We just
walked over right away, took the money he won out
of DraftKings, got a tattoo, Simple as that, right out
of the book.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
See the problem with tattoos, Danny. My tattoos are much
more like prison ready, right.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That is.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Exactly like if Dylan and I both go inside, like
I'm gonna be fine, My people will find me, everything
will be all right. We know it's gonna be. Dylan's
gonna be holding pockets in the corner and Commisara's coming through.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And you say you have the haircut for those people. Yes, yeah, no,
I'll be fresh meat. They'll be like, oh nice, flamingo and.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Boy, yeah, here's a pipe for you. Here's a couple
of pipes. All the whole room's in there. WHOA Okay,
how you doing bad? Layr?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I'm doing good.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
A little break, A little break on the road. Damn,
I pulled off the road. I'm on my way to mate.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Wait, I thought you were stopping in.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, it was I'm not a good hour and a half.
I love you by now. I'm on an eighty four.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, but you did say okay, they lied. You did
say you were going to stop in again.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I didn't say I was going to stop in. I
thought I was going to Maine. I was going to
go through Milford. But you were a couple hours. I
was an hour and a half ago.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, wait, hold on here, let's take inventory. Didn't We
talked to Larry last week and Larry said he was
going to stop in. He's going to do the show,
but he couldn't stay, couldn't go drinking.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, okay, drinking it. Yeah. If I stopped, I was
going to just get back in the car and go.
And I want to get to mate.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Well, you can't hang out those without drinking for thirty minutes, Larry.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
The timing didn't work. I'm way beyond Milford.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
All right, fair enough, okay, Dylan, let's resume our regularly
scheduled program here. So bets for this week, starting with
college football.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Alrighty, Dan, So I got Arkansas State plus sixty and
a half against Troy, be fading them every single game
this season, which is worked. They didn't work last week,
but it's been working out actually pretty well. All Right,
they're frauds, right, three units on the Purdue. Iowa under
thirty nine also did me dirty last week. But if
you have a system in place, Dan, you have to
(09:47):
maintain it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Seven of the last ten games under for Iowa.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, okay, Arizona plus twenty one and a half against
USC okay, USC, and it's scare. Last week with Colorado,
they looked like they were going to blow them out,
and then yeah, they kind of they'll let teams get
back in the game, kind of.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Like Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, you know, don't blow anybody out.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
They score a lot of points and then let other
teams score points. Okay, and then LSU minus five and
a half against Miszoo. Okay for NFL. I got the
Bills minus five against the Jags at nine in the
morning or whatever time that is Vikings money line against
the Chiefs plus one seventy. I think they're four and
(10:31):
a half point dogs afternoon game. This seems like a
letdown spot.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
This is a Kirk Cousins.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
This is a This is a four hundred passing yard
game for Kurk and Ravens minus four against the Stillers.
This one gives me pause because Ravens' favorites and in
Pittsburgh is tough.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
But the Steelers are bad and it's a rivalry game,
the rivalry game. All Mike Tomlin does is win never
a losing season see the coaching equivalent or Jimmy Garoppolo.
That old Jimmy does.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Is win never anything remarkable except.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
They did win a super Bowl. Yeah after that, I
went to a super Bowl. It showed out.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah, wait did he win? Did he win there? With
Bill Cowers players?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Correct? Wow? Marv Marvin off the top rope there? I
don't all right anything else?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, So I have the parlay that we also went
over on the show today. Dan Under in the Red
River rivalry sixty and a half. This is a big
time shootout game usually, but I see like ninety people
are on.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
The over, so I have to on the shootout.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
On the shootout mark, yes on it being a lot
of points, but it's not a shoot rivalry. It's the shootout.
The game will be a shootout, right, Okay, Yeah, you're right.
And Texans Falcons under forty one, Colts Titans under forty three,
and Cowboys Niners under forty five okay, and then f
(12:09):
one Dan of course, fresh off the hot week last week,
Lando Norris podium finished minus one forty Charles Lecree podium
finished plus three fifty. Yes for there to be a
safety car minus one seventy five and the winning margin
between five and ten seconds plus three fifty. And I
actually won that last time.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I bet that. Okay, that's in a separate category.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I believe it or not. Was able to figure out
the division.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That there was a separate Yes, unlike bad Larry. That
seemed like a fake laugh by U, Larry, So it
was you have something else.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah. Also, since I mean I already have a tattoo
on the line, I'm going to do Oklahoma plus six
and a half.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
For two unitsaging son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, I go, I don't. I don't have my bets, Dan,
I go go in all right?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Uh shay, Yeah, Danny, got some good old fashioned American
gambling here for you. I got the Rolling Baptist laying
three against the hero of Texas. That would be Liberty
versus Sam Houston. Got. I got hook them dot Com
back splash my homepage against the meth headscrab b Texas Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
There's no meth in Texas either.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Texas State not like Oklahoma. You ever been in Oklahoma?
They got trailers full of that ship. I had a
whole factory they got it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh no, I know, I know. It's worse.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It's way worse, dude. At least we get the cocaine
stops in Dallas, we just consume it all. And then
north of that it's all meth.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's all meth.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I thought, it's don't meth with Texas, don't meth. Yeah, okay, Mike,
Texas State against the double l's plus two and a half.
I got Pig Sue laying or actually plus eleven and
a half against the Confederates. And then I got the
Twinkies plus one thirty six against the Cheaters. Okay, now
(13:53):
once again that would be in a separate category, correct,
And I do want to add one NFL bet. I
didn't like the card whatsoever, but I do like the
Jags plus five against the josh All.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Okay, this was a rough uh board week.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I do too. It's a weird Sunday. It's a weird
bad Larry.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Okay, you want college first, Dan, And yes, like the
first week ever that Dylan and I aren't going against
each other. And I don't even think Shay and I
have anything. We're going against christ this week. So I
got Tech plus six and a half against Western Kentucky.
I got Texas A and M plus the three against Alabama.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh no, no, it's one and a half and is
getting one and a half.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Larry, you know what a little more than that's good.
Let it's just change that to one and a half
so I don't mess up next week. Okay plus one
and a half.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You can get the lines from Ray before you make
these picks.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I sent the pics. I did it this morning before
I left. It was probably eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I was up early, Dan, Okay, Rad gets up with
like fucking five am.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
We were here hours before that, Larry, all Right, I
saw the little comment about I won't be up till
ten forty to respond to it. But that's okay. Colorado
minus the four and a half against Arizona State, and
I got Notre Dame minus the six and a half
against Louisville.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It's six out of that one. There you go.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Then in the pros, I got the Commander Tonight minus
five and a half against the Bears, six minus six
against the Bears, yes, okay. I got the Jets is
it plus one and a half against the Broncos, Yes, okay.
I have the Saints plus the same one and a
half against the Patriots.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You get one, okay.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I got the Rams plus four and a half against
the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
And I got the forty nine Ers minus the three
and a half against Shay's Cowboy Okay, don't blame you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's not a bad bad I don't blame you.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
The Cowboys always get dogged by the Niners, at least
in recent history.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Recent fuck recent that's a ninety yeah, dude, or since
fucking Joe Montana. That stupid catch like it's not it's
been bad.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
No, no, it's been relaxed.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
You guys won three Super Bowls at the hands of
the forty.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Nine, and the one we lost was because we lost
to the fucking Niners in the NFC Championship game. We
should have won four in a row. That's because they'll stop.
That's only because Dion went over there. And you guys
should have won more because Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson
couldn't you know, Barry Switzer, I could have coached that
team to two Super Bowls. That's bullshit. Barry Switzer is
a fucking drunken, a maniac, and he brought a goddamn
excuse my language, he brought a freaking pistol in his
(16:43):
carry on bag through DFW airport and nothing ever happened.
You should get slapped in public if you do some
dumb shit like that.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Wait, it all sounds like you google it.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Hold on DP. That's the first time we've heard out
of all the cursing. That's when he says, excuse my language.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Well, I have to be a better example to all you, eh, theist,
that's the problem. I'm here to. I'm here to prosely
I gotta preach here?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Is that what the pamphlets are?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Fun? Have fun in hell? That's all the paper says,
have fun in hell. See, shan Irvy, you.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Can't escape the rats, right right, You're.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
All going to be there together, how nice? And I'll
be the ones selling air conditioning units in the corner
that you ain't got no money. You are not going
to heaven first class ticket, Ninny.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Now it sounds like you'll be selling fucking AC units
in hell.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, why why are you selling AC in heaven? Well,
I'm still a capitalist, Danny, not a comedy will you'd
be selling it in hell? Right, Well, that's where all
the money is. You have to go weeping and gnashing
of teeth for eternity, Danny.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh god, honestly it sounds way more fun.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
See you get born again, and then you think born again, Danny,
it was born into this irving texts. Then you're some
option we have here, maybe, but but then you you
end up, you know, washing away all your sins and
then hallelujah, Yeah, like everything all the bad things you did,
and you got to do that every morning.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
And wash them away with Yes.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Marvin, were they allowed to dance in Irving, Texas.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Uh No, was like yeah, no dancing. There was no booze.
It was a dry town.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Only meth.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
There's a lot of cocaine, a whole lot of cocaine,
a lot of meth, a lot of crack. Fantastic.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Wait, so no dancing, but there was meth.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah. Well it wasn't really a med thing back then.
It was a cocaine thing. You'd get a bird down
there for twelve and a half. Back then, that ship
was everywhere, fantastic. A bird, a bird, yeah, A kilo
A kilo. Yeah, Now you're up here, Danny. We're talking
thirty three and a half for a kilo. That's ridiculous.
Thirty three one hundred thirty. Yeah, you chopped that in
(18:46):
half and started adding a couple of years further from
the three rocket Marvin, that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Unfortunately, I know people that are in the business also,
So give.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Me, give me a twelve ton press and a couple
of CDs, and I'll make you some money.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Freezer.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
How did you get in trouble if you grew up
in a footloose style of parents want very good at
their job. I mean, that's for sure. I was definitely
left alone, way too much, kind of just you know,
daddy ROMs Danny.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, I'm nerving Texas.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
The crack is fantastic, Yes, crack your sins. Your sins
have been forgiven already. Absolutely. No, you got to read
the book, Danny. It gives you all the answers right there.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I read that book and there's not a goddamn answer
in there.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
All right, you clearly didn't read the book. Gud.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, you're going to hell.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Can't wait? Which book? Did you read? The old one
or the new one? I read the old one. Yeah,
we're all in trouble.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I think the old one is the real one, right.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
No, no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Absolutely you may as well read Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Okay, you know, if you know, the best part is like,
when I'm in heaven, they're going to play this back
to me just to make me feel yeah, and they're
gonna be like they're all in hell. You did so good,
thank you Jesus. No, but you did do well. If
we're all in hell. No, I did great. What do
you mean I didn't succumb. I didn't succumb to the backwards,
(20:06):
but you didn't help us bring out I tried. I tried.
You're all quitters.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
That's a problem, big part of Christianity. You got a witness, amen? Yeah,
so put on like uh that Jesus h Latter Day Saints.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
No, whoa whoa whoa whoa. Apostates, Apostles do not do that.
Why do you think Mitt Romney lost the election? He's
an apostate evangelical wouldn't give it around him because he
doesn't make any sense. Mormons think, Danny, you're gonna get
mad at this. Mormons think that God is a counsel
of God's and that when you die, you can go
to your own planet. And they also wear special underwear
(20:40):
when they go on their ceremonies. Danny, it is you know,
they're going to hell.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Danny, And that sounds way less plausible than the other
on te.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
See, I think I'd be like Jim Baker with Jessica Haun,
I would too. What do you mean, Yeah, Jim Baker's
going to heaven hundred percent. He might have been a crook,
but the guy believes even Jim Baker. Y'all are judgmental.
Let me tell you, yes, but there's a final judgment day.
It's not my job I'm to help.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
If you believe, can you do as much bad ship
as you want?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, it depends on what you want. What does that
mean you want? Like if you're a flawed man. We're
all flawed people, we all believe that, right, But if
you're continuously being a dirt bag for fun just so
you can repent later at night, No, that ain't. That
ain't genuine. They ain't falling for that ship.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Smarter than if Bill Cosby was like, whoa, you know,
all of a sudden, I turned myself over to God.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
After raping all those womens. Yeah, go to prison to prison.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Right, and then got out on a technicality? Did he
you don't remember, I don't remember why you got They
were like, they used uh this evidence in the civil
case that in the deal was basically like if they
used it for that, they wouldn't it would be inadmissible
in the criminal case. And they use it anyways, then
they just dug it out.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
D A just fucked up.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
They just fucked up, and he walked.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yes, Mark, there's so much to use tomorrow for the show.
There's just so much we can use, right.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Clip Shy say saying Bill Cosby's going to heaven.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
No, I didn't say that. I never said going to heaven.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
You just did.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He probably is more banter like this Shaye and Irvings podcast.
It's available wherever you get your podcast. Yeah, it's gonna
get word the evangelical that you Yeah, hallelujah. Yeah that's me.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
They're like crucifixes and over your house.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Absolutely not, that's a that's an idolatry. We don't do
that ship.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
That's false idol.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Absolutely right. Yeah. That's in the Bible several times, not
just the Tech Commandments. It's in there several times oldly
in new Larry, Larry, anything you need to say before
we say goodbye. I know you're on the road to
main I'm just.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Started driving again. No, all you gotta do is repent
right before you die and all that stuff to be forgiven. Say,
I'll meet you in heaven.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Thank you. I can't wait to see you. Sure that
I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Amendy's version of hell is getting there and see.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
All the escalator up. What the fuck are you doing here? Man?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You two are gonna playing shuffleboard for all of eternity.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Thank you, Larry. A pleasure, guys, Enjoy Larry It's Bad,
Larry on the Road, Shay and Irving Podcast wherever you
get your podcasts for a Dylan the Graphics Guy, Marvin Picture,
de Ray, Shae and Irving. I'm Dan Patrick. Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. We'll talk to you next week.
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